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A Abducted: The Jocelyn Shaker Story (’15, Suspense) When 7-year-old Jocelyn Shaker is mysteriously abducted from a resort in the Colombian rainforest, her rich Columbian stepfather and American mother are accused of being involved. Kathleen Rose Perkins, Kamar de los Reyes, Marcela Mar, Eileen Roca Torralvo. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 27 4p Abduction 56 (’11, Action) A young man must run for his life soon after learning that the folks who raised him are not his real parents. Taylor Lautner, Lily Collins, Alfred Molina, Jason Isaacs. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) FREEFM March 3 12a

About Last Night ... 555 (’86, Comedy-Drama) Chicago singles Danny and Debbie

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meet in a bar, move in together and wonder if it’s love. Rob Lowe, Demi Moore, James Belushi, Elizabeth Perkins. (R, 1:53) (AL, AS, N) ECLASS March 24 2:43a About Last Night 555 (’14, Romance-Comedy) Four Los Angeles singles experience undeniable chemistry and pair off to follow their attraction to its logical conclusion. Afterward, each new couple tries to make love last in the real world. Kevin Hart, Michael Ealy, Regina Hall, Joy Bryant. (2:00) (AL, AS) FX March 21 3p; 22 9a Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter 56 (’12, Action) The death of his mother at the hands of a vampire launches Abraham Lincoln on a 45-year quest to avenge her and eliminate the undead scourge from the world. Benjamin Walker, Dominic Cooper, Anthony Mackie, Mary Elizabeth Winstead. (R, 1:45) (AS, GV) FXM March 12 10:45p; 13 12p

Abre los ojos 555 (’97, Drama) A former womanizer, disfigured in a car crash, has trouble distinguishing dreams from reality. Eduardo Noriega, Penélope Cruz, Chete Lera, Fele Martínez. (R, 1:57) (AL, SSC, V) ESUSP March 16 3:26a, IPLEX March 19 9p; 27 4:49p THE ACCUSED 555 (’88, Drama) Raped in a bar, a woman hires a prosecutor who goes after the patrons who encouraged her attackers. Kelly McGillis, Jodie Foster, Bernie Coulson, Leo Rossi. (1:55) (AL, AS, N, R, V) EPIX March 12 2:20a; 22

12a, 6:40a, 3:50p Accused at 17 555 (’09, Suspense) A woman must save her teenage daughter when the girl’s best friend frames her for murder. Cynthia Gibb,

Nicole Gale Anderson, Linden Ashby, Barbara Niven. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 26 4p

Across the Great Divide 556 (’76, Children’s) Two orphaned children set out alone across the Rocky Mountains to claim a farm in Oregon. Robert Logan, Heather Rattray, Mark Edward Hall, George “Buck” Flower. (G, 1:40) EWESTN March 9 12:17p; 10 2:05a; 25 1:05p, EFAMLY March 20 4:42a; 28 5:44a Act of Valor 55 (’12, Action) During a mission to rescue a kidnapped CIA agent, Navy SEALs uncover a worldwide terrorist plot against the U.S. Roselyn Sánchez, Jason Cottle, Alex Veadov, Nestor Serrano. (2:30) (AL, AS, GV) FXX March 31 4a ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES 556 (’93, Comedy) Upon arrival of their mustachioed baby, Morticia and Gomez hire a greedy nanny who targets Uncle Fester. Anjelica Huston, Raul Julia, Christopher Lloyd, Joan Cusack. (1:37) (AS, MV) MPLEX March 6 4:08a, 3:23p; 9 11:42p; 10 8:16a, 8:19p; 14 8:44a, 5p, EFAMLY March 19 11:17a, 6:22p; 23 7:03a, 1:24p, 8p; 31 9:48p Adios Sabata 5 (’71, Western) Mercenary Sabata, a Yankee gambler and a Mexican bandit plot to steal gold from Emperor Maximilian. Yul

Cable Movies THE ADVENTURES OF ROBIN HOOD 5555 (’38, Adventure) The Sherwood Forest outlaw and his men save King Richard and Maid Marian from Prince John and Sir Guy. Errol Flynn,

Ali G Indahouse 55 (’02, Comedy) A gangster becomes a member of Parliament and tries to prevent the closure of his favorite building. Sacha

An Affair to Remember 555 (’57, Romance) Engaged to others, two cruise-ship passengers plan to reunite six months later atop the Empire State Building. Cary Grant, Deborah Kerr, Richard Denning, Neva Patterson. (NR, 1:55) TCM March 21 9:30p AFFLICTION 555 (’97, Drama) A smalltown sheriff becomes unhinged, thanks in part to his abusive, alcoholic father. Nick Nolte, Sissy Spacek, James Coburn, Willem Dafoe. (R, 1:53) (AL, V) ESUSP March 7 3:24p After All These Years (’13, Mystery) Accused of murdering her husband, a woman evades police while launching her own investigation.

Alice in Wonderland 556 (’10, Children’s) Now a teenager, Alice returns to Underland, where she must find her destiny and put an end to the Red Queen’s reign of terror. Johnny Depp,

Olivia de Havilland, Basil Rathbone, Claude Rains. (PG, 1:42) (V) TCM March 11 1p

Wendie Malick, Andrea Martin, Martha Burns, Gregory Harrison. (2:00) HALLMV March 1 9p; 17 9a

Aftermath 55 (’17, Suspense) Two strangers’ lives become inextricably bound together after an error by an air traffic controller causes the death of a construction foreman’s wife and daughter.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Scoot McNairy, Maggie Grace, Judah Nelson. (1:35) (AS, V) EPIX March 7 12:40p; 13 12:10a, 4:15p; 21 5:05a

The Agony and the Ecstasy 555 (’65, Historical Drama) Warrior Pope Julius II commissions Michelangelo to paint frescoes on the ceiling of the Vatican’s Sistine Chapel. Charlton Heston, Rex Harrison, Diane Cilento, Harry Andrews. (2:16) RPLEX March 5 4:10a, 5:44p; 18 12:02p, 8p; 22 12:40p, 9:43p; 23 4:56a

Ah, Wilderness! 555 (’35, Comedy) A teen comes of age with the help of his uncle in circa-1900 New England. Wallace Beery, Lionel Barrymore, Eric Linden, Aline MacMahon. 9 (NR, 1:39) TCM March 21 11:30a A.I.: Artificial Intelligence 5556 (’01, Science Fiction) In the future a cutting-edge android in the form of a boy embarks on a journey to discover his true nature. Haley Joel Osment, Jude Law, Frances O’Connor, Brendan Gleeson. (PG-13, 2:25) (AS, V) IFC-E March 8 3:30a, 9a; 12 10a, 8p; 21 6:30a, 11:30a Airplane! 5556 (’80, Comedy) A pilot afraid to fly follows his stewardess ex-girlfriend and must take over for the poisoned crew. Robert Hays, Julie Hagerty, Peter Graves, Robert Stack. (2:00) (AL, AS, BN) AMC March 2 10:45a; 15 3a, 9a, SUND March 9 11a; 10 3:30a

Airplane II: The Sequel 55 (’82, Comedy) The first commercial space shuttle sends loony Ted and his former girlfriend on a trip to the moon. Robert Hays, Julie Hagerty, Lloyd Bridges, Peter Graves. (1:45) (AL, AS, BN) AMC March 2 9a; 28 9a, SUND March 9 1p Airport 5556 (’70, Suspense) A snowstorm, Brynner, Xavier Loya, Pedro Sanchez, Dean Reed. a mired plane, an elderly stowaway and the (PG-13, 1:46) (AS, V) EWESTN March 2 8:12p; 3 bombing of a passenger jet plague an airport 2:58a; 6 7:52a, 11:31p; 19 10:49a, 9:49p manager. Burt Lancaster, Dean Martin, Jacqueline The Adventures of Baron Munchausen Bisset, George Kennedy. (2:19) (AS, MV) RPLEX March 7 8p; 15 3:24p; 27 8:04a, 8p 5556 (’89, Fantasy) An 18th-century German officer recalls his exploits in war, on the moon The Alamo 556 (’04, War) In 1836 Davy and in the underworld. John Neville, Eric Idle, Sarah Crockett, Jim Bowie and more than 180 Texans Polley, Oliver Reed. (2:15) (MV) FLIX-W March 4 hold off the Mexican army for 13 days during 1:15a; 9 7:30a, 8p; 18 5:45p; 22 1:30p, 9p; 23 Sam Houston’s revolution. Dennis Quaid, Billy Bob 4:30a; 31 10a Thornton, Jason Patric, Patrick Wilson. (2:30) (AS, V) OUTD March 16 5p, 7:30p The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert 555 (’94, Comedy-Drama) Three Alex Cross 56 (’12, Action) In Detroit, a drag queens head for a gig at a central Australia cunning serial killer pushes young detective casino in a broken-down bus named Priscilla. Terand psychologist Alex Cross to his moral and ence Stamp, Hugo Weaving, Guy Pearce, Bill Hunter. psychological limits. Tyler Perry, Matthew Fox, (1:45) (AL, AS) HDMOV March 6 6:40a; 14 9:40a; Edward Burns, Rachel Nichols. (3:00) (AL, AS, N, 26 4:15p; 27 12:15a V) BET March 23 5p; 24 2p All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.

Baron Cohen, Michael Gambon, Charles Dance, Kellie Bright. (1:30) (AL, AS, SSC) IPLEX March 1 2:46a; 7 12:36a; 18 6:13a

Mia Wasikowska, Helena Bonham Carter, Anne Hathaway. (2:35) (AS, V) FREEFM March 3 11:35a; 4 7a

Alive 556 (’93, Docudrama) Members of an Uruguayan rugby team do what they must to survive a 1970s plane crash in the frigid Andes.

Ethan Hawke, Vincent Spano, Josh Hamilton, Bruce Ramsay. (2:30) (V) OUTD March 10 5p, 8p

All for Love (’17, Romance) A romance novelist falls in love with a retired Navy SEAL while researching her newest book. Sara Rue, Steve Bacic. (2:00) HALL March 11 11a All Is Lost 5556 (’13, Adventure) During a solo voyage in the Indian Ocean, a veteran sailor must face the possibility of his own death after his vessel, radio and navigation equipment become damaged. Robert Redford. (1:50) (AL, AS) EPIX March 6 1a All Monsters Attack 55 (’69, Science Fiction) A bullied schoolboy dreams of traveling to Monster Island, where Godzilla’s son, Minya, is also dealing with the the problems associated with bullying. Kenji Sahara, Tomonori Yazaki, Machiko Naka, Sachio Sakai. (1:12) (V) RPLEX March 17 11:43a; 21 10:59p, EACTN March 21 5:47a All of My Heart (’15, Romance) After inheriting half of a house, a young woman develops an unexpected friendship with her co-owner. Lacey Chabert, Brennan Elliott, Ed Asner, Daniel Cudmore. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 2 2p; 31 5p

All of My Heart: Inn Love (’17, Romance) Brian and Jenny are preparing for the grand opening of their bed and breakfast, Emily’s Country Inn, when a big storm hits Buck County. Brian agrees to go back to Wall Street to boost their funds, while Jenny scrambles to keep the opening on track. Lacey Chabert, Brennan Elliott, Daniel Cudmore, Heather Doerksen. (2:00) HALL March 2 4p All That Jazz 5556 (’79, Drama) A Broadway choreographer chain-smokes, pops pills and overworks his way to open-heart surgery. Roy Scheider, Jessica Lange, Ann Reinking, Leland Palmer. (2:05) (AL, AS, N) HDMOV March 1 12:55a

All the Good Ones Are Married (’07, Drama) A troubled young woman has an affair with a man whose spouse took her into their home. Daryl Hannah, Joanna Douglas, James McGowan, Emma Taylor-Isherwood. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 27 6a ALL THE PRESIDENT’S MEN 5555 (’76, Docudrama) The Washington Post’s Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein tie the Watergate break-in to the White House. Robert Redford, Dustin Hoffman, Jack Warden, Martin Balsam. (2:20) (AL, AS) AXSTV March 5 6p, 8:30p, HDMOV March 2 5p, 11:15p; 10 11:50a; 11 8:55a; 19 6p, 10:20p All the Pretty Horses 556 (’00, Drama) In the late 1940s two young Texans, intrigued by Old West cowboy life, find themselves in Mexico, where one has a forbidden affair with the daughter of a wealthy landowner. Matt Damon, Henry Thomas, Penélope Cruz, Lucas Black. (PG-13, 1:57) (AS, V) EWESTN March 18 4:16p; 19 2:03a All the Right Moves 555 (’83, Drama) A Pennsylvania steel-town high-school coach tries to spoil a football hero’s scholarship dream. Tom Cruise, Craig T. Nelson, Lea Thompson, Charles Cioffi. (R, 1:31) (AL, AS, MV, N) ECLASS March 9 2:52p; 10 3:25a; 29 11:07a; 30 5:37a

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All Things Valentine (’15, Comedy-Drama) A blogger who experiences terrible luck on Valentine’s Day meets a handsome veterinarian. When she finds out that he’s the one who’s been leaving rude comments about her articles, she begins to question whether her luck has really changed. Sarah Rafferty, Sam Page, Jeremy Guilbaut, Heather Doerksen. (2:00) HALL March 28 4p

All Yours (’16, Comedy) Cass, a busy, single mother, hires her friend Matt to help her take care of the kids. Eventually, she realizes that the person who could complete her family may have been there the whole time. Nicolette Sheridan, Jayne Eastwood, Dan Payne, Michael Kopsa. (2:00) HALL March 25 9a; 30 4p Allied 556 (’16, Historical Drama) World War II operative Max Vatan falls for French Resistance fighter Marianne Beauséjour during a deadly mission behind enemy lines. Reunited in London, a devastating secret tests their love and loyalty to each other. Brad Pitt, Marion Cotillard, Jared Harris, Simon McBurney. (2:05) (AL, AS, GV, N) EPIX March 11 8p; 12 7:30a, 1:40p; 31 2:30p Along Came a Nanny (’14, Mystery) Hoping to catch a burglar, a cop goes under cover as a nanny in an upscale community. As he looks for leads, he becomes involved with a high-maintenance family and a pretty caregiver nearby. Cameron Mathison, Sarah Lancaster, Valin Shinyei, Tom McBeath. (2:00) HALLMV March 8 9p; 25 1p

Along Came Polly 55 (’04, Romance-Comedy) A man finds solace with another woman after his wife cheats on him during their honeymoon. Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Debra Messing. (2:00) (AL, AS) VH1 March 2 5p; 3 10:30a ALPHA DOG 556 (’06, Crime Drama) A teenage dealer and his friends kidnap the impressionable younger brother of a junkie who won’t pay for the drugs. Bruce Willis, Emile Hirsch, Justin Timberlake, Ben Foster. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV, N) IPLEX March 8 10:11a, 10:37p; 18 7p; 19 2:36a; 30 10:20a; 31 12:12a Alvin and the Chipmunks 55 (’07, Children’s) Live action/animated. Musical but mischievous chipmunks Alvin, Simon and Theodore wreak havoc in the life of songwriter Dave Seville. Jason Lee, David Cross, Cameron Richardson, Jane Lynch. (2:00) (AS) NICK March 2 8p; 3 7a ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: THE ROAD CHIP 56 (’15, Children’s) Live action/animated. Believing that Dave is about to propose to his girlfriend, furry friends Alvin, Simon and Theodore embark on a cross-country odyssey to stop him. Jason Lee, Tony Hale, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Josh Green. (2:00) (AL, AS) TBS March 24 10a Always 555 (’89, Fantasy) A firefighter pilot in heaven returns to Earth to help his girlfriend fall for another pilot and get on with her life. Richard Dreyfuss, Holly Hunter, Brad Johnson, John Goodman. (2:05) (AL) HDMOV March 8 3:55p; 9 4:20a; 14 7:35a; 19 2p; 25 7:55p

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 556 (’14, Action) The emergence of a powerful new villain and the return of an old friend bring Peter Parker to the realization that all his enemies have one thing in common: Oscorp. Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Jamie Foxx, Dane DeHaan. (3:00) (AS, V) FX March 17 2p; 18 11a Amber’s Story 5 (’06, Drama) The kidnapping of two girls leads to the implementation of the Amber Alert system for tracking missing children. Elisabeth Röhm, Teryl Rothery, Myron Natwick, Sophie Hough. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 14 2p American Gangster 555 (’07, Crime Drama) A Harlem mobster combines ingenuity and strict business codes to dominate organized crime, while a veteran cop searches for a way to bring him down. Denzel Washington, Russell Crowe, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Cuba Gooding Jr. (3:00) (AL, AS, GV, N) TNT March 4 4p; 5 2a American Idiots (’12, Romance-Comedy) Friends travel to Las Vegas in an old RV to stop

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a wedding and save a pal from losing the love of his life. Sean Muramatsu, Caroline D’Amore, Nick Faltas, Madeline Merritt. (1:35) (AL, AS, N) EPIX March 9 4:45a AN AMERICAN IN PARIS 5555 (’51, Musical) An American soldier stays in Paris after World War II to paint and falls in love with a French beauty. Gene Kelly, Leslie Caron, Oscar Levant, Georges Guétary. (NR, 1:53) TCM March 22 11a American Pie 555 (’99, Comedy) Four teenagers nearing graduation make a pact to lose their virginity by prom night. Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth, Alyson Hannigan, Chris Klein. (2:00) (AL, AS, N, SSC) BRAVO March 10 1a, 3p American Pie 2 556 (’01, Comedy) Old friends gather after their freshman year in college to rent a summerhouse on Lake Michigan and chase girls. Jason Biggs, Shannon Elizabeth, Alyson Hannigan, Chris Klein. (2:00) (AL, AS, N, SSC) BRAVO March 10 7a, 11a American Reunion 556 (’12, Comedy) Jim, Stifler and their former classmates from East Great Falls learn what has changed and what has not when they gather for their high-school reunion. Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan, Chris Klein, Thomas Ian Nicholas. (2:30) (AL, AS, N, SSC) FX March 9 10:30a; 10 8:30a American Sniper 5556 (’14, War) Sniper and U.S. Navy SEAL Chris Kyle saves many lives on battlefields in Iraq while striving to be a good husband and father to his loved ones back in America. Bradley Cooper, Sienna Miller, Jake McDorman, Luke Grimes. (3:00) (AL, AS, GV) TNT March 4 7p American Wedding 55 (’03, Comedy) A young couple prepares to marry, while an obnoxious friend plans to throw a bachelor party. Jason

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AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON 5556 (’81, Horror) A New York student becomes the scourge of London after being bitten by a beast on the moors. David Naughton, Jenny Agutter, Griffin Dunne, John Woodvine. (R, 1:37) (AL, AS, GV, N) IFC-E March 24 6:15a, 1p; 28 4a, 8:30a, 1p, ECLASS March 14 10:59p, ESUSP March 10 4:06a, 9p

America’s War on Drugs The origins of the drug war and its effects on American culture, institutions and politics. (TV14, 1:00) DISC March 27 3a, 4a, 5a, 6a Anarchy Parlor (’15, Horror) While partying in Lithuania, young friends encounter a sinister tattoo artist and his seductive apprentice. Robert LaSardo, Sara Fabel, Jordan James Smith, Ben Whalen. (NR, 1:39) (AL, AS, GV, N) ESUSP March 13 12:27a

Anastasia 556 (’97, Children’s) Animated. Years after losing her family to evil Rasputin, Czar Nicholas’ grown daughter is able to reunite with her grandmother in Paris. Voices of Meg Ryan, John Cusack, Kelsey Grammer, Christopher Lloyd. (1:35) EFAMLY March 5 5:07a, 1:24p; 13 7:55a; 14 4:50a; 23 11:48a; 24 4:35a Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues 555 (’13, Comedy) Ron Burgundy tries to stay classy when he and his team take New York and the nation’s first 24-hour global cable news network by storm. Will Ferrell, Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, David Koechner. (PG-13, 1:59) (AL, AS, V) FXM March 18 7:30p; 19 2:30p Anchors Aweigh 555 (’45, Musical) Two sailors on leave in Hollywood help an actress get her big break. Frank Sinatra, Gene Kelly, Kathryn Grayson, Jose Iturbi. (NR, 2:23) TCM March 1 10:15a Andron (’15, Science Fiction) In 2154, young men and women must navigate their way through a deadly maze as spectators wager on their fates.

Leo Howard, Gale Morgan Harold III, Michelle Ryan, Antonia Campbell-Hughes. (R, 1:40) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 19 2:51a, EBLACK March

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Rinna, Gail O’Grady, Sally Kirkland (TVPG, 2:00) (AL, AS) LIFEMOV March 16 4p

Angela’s Ashes 55 (’99, Historical Drama) An impoverished family decides to return to Ireland from 1935 America, but things get worse instead of better. Emily Watson, Robert Carlyle, Joe Breen, Ciaran Owens. (2:28) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 2 6:32p; 3 2:35a; 13 4:54p; 14 6:22a; 17 1:59p, 9p; 29 4:39p; 30 6:04a, ENCR-W March 4 1:24p Angels & Demons 55 (’09, Suspense) Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon joins forces with an Italian scientist to prevent an ancient brotherhood’s plot against the Vatican from coming to fruition. Tom Hanks, Ewan McGregor, Ayelet Zurer, Armin Mueller-Stahl. (PG-13, 2:18) (AS, V) ECLASS March 15 1:47p; 16 12:08a; 21 3:58a, 7:50p; 25 4:16a, 4:58p Angels in the Endzone 556 (’97, Fantasy) An angel coaches a losing high-school football team and helps two brothers cope with their father’s death. Christopher Lloyd, Matthew Lawrence, David Gallagher, Paul Dooley. (TVG, 2:00) TBS March 17 6a Angels in the Outfield 556 (’94, Children’s) The manager of the lowly California Angels puts his faith in a boy who can see an angel. Danny Glover, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Tony Danza, Brenda Fricker. (2:00) (AL) TBS March 17 2:30a THE ANGRIEST MAN IN BROOKLYN (’14, Comedy-Drama) After learning that a brain aneurysm will kill him in about 90 minutes, a perpetually unhappy man struggles to come to terms with his fate and make amends with everyone he has ever hurt. Robin Williams, Mila Kunis, Peter Dinklage, James Earl Jones. (R, 1:24) (AL, AS) ECLASS March 24 4:39a The Angry Hills 556 (’59, War) Nazis chase a U.S. newsman paid to smuggle names of Greek resistance leaders to London. Robert Mitchum, Elisabeth Mueller, Stanley Baker, Gia Scala. 9 (NR, 1:45) (AS, V) TCM March 9 3a Animal (’14, Horror) A vicious, bloodthirsty predator traps a group of friends in an isolated cabin. Keke Palmer, Jeremy Sumpter, Elizabeth Gillies, Joey Lauren Adams. (1:54) (AS, V) SYFY March 12 12:35p; 13 7:30a Anne of the Indies 556 (’51, Action) Pirate captain Anne kidnaps the wife of a tricky French captain, then fights Blackbeard. Jean Peters, Louis Jourdan, Debra Paget, Herbert Marshall. (NR, 1:21) FXM March 11 9:10a; 22 9:10a; 23 1:30a ANNIE HALL 5555 (’77, Comedy) A New York comedian recalls his lost love, a kooky singer with a style all her own. Woody Allen, Diane Keaton, Tony Roberts, Carol Kane. (PG, 1:33) (AL, AS) TCM March 2 5p; 21 11:45p Anomalisa 5556 (’15, Comedy-Drama) Animated. An inspirational speaker becomes reinvigorated after meeting a lively woman who shakes up his mundane existence. Voices of

ANY WHICH WAY YOU CAN 556 (’80, Comedy) A bare-knuckle brawler battles crooks with his orangutan, girlfriend, buddy and mother.

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Jennifer Jason Leigh, Tom Noonan, David Thewlis (1:35) (AL, AS, N, SSC) EPIX March 6 2:50a

Another Cinderella Story (’08, Children’s) A young man longs to reunite with a beautiful dancer that he met at a masked ball. Selena Gomez, Drew Seeley, Jane Lynch, Emily Perkins. (2:10) (AL, AS) FREEFM March 10 12:20p

Another Day in Paradise 55 (’99, Drama) Drugs and crime bond an aging drug dealer and his maternal girlfriend with a teen junkie and his lover. James Woods, Melanie Griffith, Vincent Kartheiser, Natasha Gregson Wagner. (1:45) (AL, AS, GV) FLIX-W March 3 3:45a; 6 2a; 9 3:05a; 22 11:15p Another Woman’s Husband 55 (’00, Drama) A shared detail threatens to snap the tight bond between two female friends. Lisa

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Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke, Ruth Gordon, Geoffrey Lewis. (2:30) (AL, V) OVATN March 1 9p; 2 1:30p; 4 12p; 5 2p; 13 1:30p; 17 11p

Anything for Love (’16, Romance) A high-powered executive lies about her career on her online dating profile, while her match also hides his true identity. Erika Christensen, Paul Greene, Antonio Cupo, Ali Liebert. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 9 8p Apache Territory 56 (’58, Western) A drifter crossing the Arizona desert routs a band of marauding Apaches and rescues the young survivor of a massacre. Rory Calhoun, Barbara Bates, John Dehner, Carolyn Craig. (NR, 1:15) EWESTN March 8 5:37a; 26 9:28a; 29 6:12a Apocalypse: Stalin In June 1941, Hitler throws himself into a fight to the death against Stalin. (TV14, 1:00) (Part 1 of 2) AHC March 1 5p, 8p; 3 9a; 10 3a Apocalypse: Stalin After blocking the Germans right outside of Moscow in 1942, Stalin faces Hitler’s second assault. (TV14, 1:00) (Part 2 of 2) AHC March 1 6p, 9p; 3 10a; 10 4a Apocalypse: Stalin The Soviets discover the horror of Hitler’s extermination camps; Stalin transforms his country. (TV14, 1:00) (Part 3 of 3) AHC March 1 7p, 10p; 3 11a; 10 5a Appetite for Love (’16, Romance) Sparks fly when a woman returns to her hometown in Tennessee to convince her stubborn ex-boyfriend to sell his restaurant. Taylor Cole, Andrew Walker, Alley Mills, Marcus Rosner. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 20 4p Argo 5556 (’12, Historical Drama) During the Iran hostage crisis, an extraction specialist in the CIA poses as a Hollywood film producer to rescue six Americans who eluded Iranian militants and found refuge with the Canadian ambassador. Ben Affleck, Bryan Cranston, Alan Arkin, John Goodman. (R, 2:00) (AL, AS, V) FXM March 2 12p, FX March 19 10a Arizona Raiders 55 (’65, Western) Two ex-Quantrill’s raiders join the Arizona Rangers to hunt raiders still at large. Audie Murphy, Michael Dante, Ben Cooper, Buster Crabbe. (1:40) RPLEX March 5 11:10a Armageddon 556 (’98, Science Fiction) A NASA rep recruits an oil driller and his team of mavericks to save Earth from an oncoming asteroid. Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton, Liv Tyler, Ben Affleck. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) SYFY March 27 10p; 28 6p, USA March 10 7p Armored 55 (’09, Suspense) Armored-truck guards turn against one another after their plan to rob their company goes terribly awry. Matt

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Dillon, Jean Reno, Laurence Fishburne, Amaury Nolasco. (PG-13, 1:28) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 10 3:39a; 14 2:28a; 19 4:30a, EBLACK March 6 4:47a, 3:22p, 11:16p; 23 1:20a, 6:30p; 27 11:11a, 9:22p; 28 5:16a, EACTN March 4 12:31a, 12p, 6:30p; 8 7:53a, 9:30p; 31 8p

Arrival 5556 (’16, Science Fiction) A linguistics professor leads an elite team of investigators in a race against time to communicate with extraterrestrial visitors. Amy Adams, Jeremy Renner, Forest Whitaker, Michael Stuhlbarg. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 4 9:50p; 5 10:50a, 6p; 17 8p; 18 7:30a, 1:45p; 30 4:15a, 9:50a, 10:30p The Art of Us (’17, Romance) Dr. Higgins is determined to secure a tenured position at Boston College, and she is counting on curating a big art gallery to do so. But when she loses her showcase artist, she decides to transform her dog walker into the credible artist she needs. Taylor Cole, Steve Lund. (2:00) HALL March 11 9a

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Cable A As Young as You Feel 555 (’51, Comedy) A worker poses as the head of the company that owns the company that forced him to retire at 65. Monty Woolley, Thelma Ritter, Jean Peters, David Wayne. 9 (NR, 1:17) FXM March 7 4:15a; 25 4:15a Assassination Tango 556 (’02, Drama) While on assignment in Argentina, an aging hit man begins a tentative romance with a charismatic dancer. Robert Duvall, Ruben Blades, Kathy Baker, Luciana Pedraza. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W March 4 9a; 6 2:15p; 7 1:30a; 12 11a, 8p; 17 12:30p; 29 3:50p Assault on Precinct 13 555 (’76, Action) Cops and convicts join forces to defend a barren police station from a vengeance-seeking street gang. Austin Stoker, Darwin Joston, Laurie Zimmer, Martin West. (1:30) (AL, GV) FLIX-W March 28 2:30a Assault on Precinct 13 555 (’05, Action) A cop must arm prisoners to help fend off an attack by gunmen who want to kill a gangster locked away in the crumbling station. Ethan Hawke, Laurence Fishburne, John Leguizamo, Maria Bello. (R, 1:49) (AL, AS, GV) IFC-E March 4 11a; 5 12:30a; 6 8a, 10:30p; 29 7:15a, 12p Astro Boy 55 (’09, Children’s) Animated. Learning that his friends and family are in danger, a robotic child marshals his incredible powers and returns home to Metro City. Voices of Freddie

Highmore, Kristen Bell, Nathan Lane, Eugene Levy. (1:35) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 4 10:34a, 4:54p; 8 5:36a, 1:25p, 8p; 24 2:03p, 8:32p; 25 10:02a, MPLEX March 16 7:09a, 6:29p; 20 3:12a, 3:24p; 28 3:26a, 9:29a, 5p

At Close Range 555 (’86, Crime Drama) A rural teen joins his father’s crime clan and winds up running for his life with his girlfriend. Sean Penn, Christopher Walken, Mary Stuart Masterson, Chris Penn. (2:00) (AL, AS, BN, V) EPIX March 19

11:50a ATL 556 (’06, Comedy-Drama) Four Atlanta teenagers, whose lives revolve around hip-hop and rollerskating, face life-changing challenges on and off the rink. Tip Harris, Lauren London, Mykelti Williamson, Keith David. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) BET March 5 4p; 21 7p; 22 2p Atomic Shark (’16, Horror) A lifeguard assembles an unlikely team to embark on a suicide mission to save the west coast from a dangerous anomaly. Rachele Brooke Smith, Jeff Fahey, David Faustino, Bobby Campo. (1:59) SYFY March 2 8:30a; 3 4:02a L’Auberge Espagnole 555 (’02, Comedy) In Barcelona, Spain, an economics student takes classes, lives with diverse roommates and welcomes his visiting girlfriend. Romain Duris, Judith Godrèche, Audrey Tautou, Kelly Reilly. (2:05) (AL, AS, BN) IPLEX March 12 6:48a; 16 6:55p; 17 2:33a; 28 5:05p Author! Author! 55 (’82, Comedy) Left by his wife, a New York playwright juggles five kids and an affair with the star of his new show. Al Pacino, Dyan Cannon, Tuesday Weld, Alan King. (PG, 1:50) (AL, AS) ECLASS March 2 5:28a Autumn Dreams (’15, Romance) Years after the annulment of their spontaneous marriage a couple discovers a mistake in the paperwork that means they are still husband and wife. Jill Wagner, Colin Egglesfield, Daniel Bacon, Bill Dow. (2:00) HALL March 27 4p

Autumn in New York 56 (’01, Romance) A New York restaurateur unexpectedly falls for a free-spirited woman half his age. Rich-

ard Gere, Winona Ryder, Anthony LaPaglia, Elaine Stritch. (1:45) (AL, AS) FLIX-W March 2 11:15a, 8p; 7 4:30p; 12 2:35p, 10p; 15 6:15p; 16 5:05a; 18 7:30a; 26 6:15p; 27 4:45a

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MOVIES Autumn in the Vineyard (’16, Romance) A man and woman with a strained history learn to trust each other when their dreams bring them together to turn a ranch into an award-winning winery. Rachael Leigh Cook, Brendan Penny, Marcus Rosner, Jill Teed. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 9 2p Autumn Leaves 556 (’56, Drama) A New England spinster marries a younger man who has mental problems and another wife. Joan Crawford, Cliff Robertson, Vera Miles, Lorne Greene. 9 (NR, 1:48) TCM March 23 3p The Avengers 5556 (’12, Action) S.H.I.E.L.D.’s Nick Fury recruits a team of superheroes to pull the world back from the brink of disaster when an unexpected enemy threatens global security. Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth. (3:00) (AS, V) FX March 13 7p; 14 4p Avenging Angel 55 (’07, Western) In 1875 a bounty hunter seeks revenge against a landowner and the henchmen who killed his wife and child. Kevin Sorbo, Cynthia Watros, Nick Chinlund, Richard Lee Jackson. (NR, 1:36) EWESTN March 7 9:33a; 20 7:53a Awake 5 (’07, Suspense) A young man who is undergoing surgery experiences anesthesia awareness, which leaves him alert but paralyzed and unable to warn his doctors. Hayden Christensen, Jessica Alba, Terrence Howard, Lena Olin. (1:35) (AL, AS) FLIX-W March 3 2p; 8 11:45a, 8p; 13 12:30p, 10p

B The Babe 556 (’92, Biography) Based on the life of George Herman Ruth, an orphan who became one of baseball’s greatest legends. John

Goodman, Kelly McGillis, Trini Alvarado, Bruce Boxleitner. (1:57) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 22 4:37p, 11:17p, MPLEX March 3 2:59a, 10:11a, 6:51p; 7 8:38p; 8 11:47a; 26 3:03p; 27 2:16a, 11:43a

Babe 5556 (’95, Children’s) A piglet unexpectedly becomes a champion sheepherder with training from his adoptive canine mother. James Cromwell, Magda Szubanski, Voice of Hugo Weaving, Mary Acres. (1:45) FLIX-W March 17 4:15a

Babe: Pig in the City 555 (’98, Children’s) A farmer’s wife and her young porker are detained in a city rooming house with a menagerie. Live action/animatronics. Magda Szubanski, James Cromwell, Mary Stein, Mickey Rooney. (1:45) FLIX-W March 2 5:45a; 5 5:30a; 13 7a; 14 4:45a The Babe Ruth Story 556 (’48, Biography) The baseball player goes from wayward youth to Boston Red Sox pitcher to New York Yankees home-run hero. William Bendix, Claire Trevor, Charles Bickford, Sam Levene. 9 (NR, 1:46) TCM March 29 9a Baby Boom 555 (’87, Comedy) A Manhattan career woman with a live-in boyfriend suddenly inherits a baby girl and moves to Vermont. Diane Keaton, Harold Ramis, Sam Shepard, Sam Wanamaker. (PG, 1:51) (AL, AS) ECLASS March 16 6:59a; 31 4:44a

Greg Kinnear, Dax Shepard. (2:00) (AL, AS) BRAVO March 3 9p, 11p

Baby Mama’s Club (’10, Comedy-Drama) Randall becomes a father at the same time that his buddy James has his 17th child. The men begin an eccentric style of counseling to help them in their relationships. Tommy Ford, Miko Defoor, Carl Payne, Nephew Tommy. (1:45) (AL, AS) EPIX March 2 6:45a Baby, Take a Bow 556 (’34, Musical) An ex-convict’s little girl sets a detective straight about a stolen necklace. Shirley Temple, James Dunn, Claire Trevor, Alan Dinehart. 9 (PG, 1:13) (AS) FXM March 11 5:05a Baby’s Day Out 55 (’94, Children’s) The active 9-month-old son of a rich Chicago couple crawls away from klutzy kidnappers. Joe Man-

tegna, Lara Flynn Boyle, Joe Pantoliano, Brian Haley. (1:40) (AL, AS, MV) EFAMLY March 7 1:20p; 8 3:17a; 24 1:08a, 3:38p

Babysitter’s Black Book (’15, Drama) Desperate for money, a teen and her girlfriends turn their baby-sitting business into an escort service. Spencer Locke, Perry Reeves, Ryan McPartlin, Steffani Brass. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 19 10a

The Bachelor Next Door (’17, Drama) Gavin and Alex’s new neighbor seems friendly at first, but becomes increasingly threatening and peculiar. They must work together to unravel his twisted motives before it’s too late. Haylie Duff, Michael Welch, Sarah Davenport, Brittany Underwood. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 15 10p; 16 2a

Back Door to Hell 55 (’64, War) During World War II, three GIs are sent to the Philippines to lay the groundwork for an attack against the Japanese. Jimmie Rodgers, Jack Nicholson, John Hackett 9 (NR, 1:08) FXM March 22 3a Back From Eternity 55 (’56, Drama) A pilot, a hooker, a killer and eight others crash among headhunters, but only five can leave. Robert Ryan, Anita Ekberg, Rod Steiger, Phyllis Kirk. 9 (NR, 1:37) TCM March 31 1p Back Issues: The Hustler Magazine Story (’14, Documentary) Larry Flynt, Ron Jeremy, Al Goldstein and others discuss what made Hustler magazine different from other skin-mags of the time. (1:30) EPIX March 26 4:30a Back to School 555 (’86, Comedy) An earthy self-made man divorces his no-good wife and buys his way into his son’s college. Rodney Dangerfield, Sally Kellerman, Keith Gordon, Burt Young. (PG-13, 1:36) (AL, AS, BN) SUND March 10 1:45p; 11 9:30a; 22 1p; 23 10:30a; 27 7:45a; 28 1a

Back to School Mom (’15, Drama) After returning to college, a middle-aged musician meets a man who turns out to be the son she gave up 20 years earlier. Kimberly Elise, Loretta Devine, Rick Fox, Garcelle Beauvais. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 19 8a Backstabbed (’16, Suspense) A woman uncovers her boss’s dark side when she tries to quit her job at a successful real estate firm. Josie Davis, Brittany Underwood, Micah Alberti, Kevin Spirtas. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 10 4p

Bad Behavior (’13, Suspense) Zoe’s overnight baby-sitting job turns into a nightmare when Tyler, the teenage son, has a psychotic break and tries to attack her. Zoe takes refuge in a locked bathroom with Tyler’s younger siblings and tries to find a way to escape. Hallee Hirsh, Austin Rogers, Linda Hamilton, Ted McGinley. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 23 8a Bad Boys 556 (’95, Action) Undercover Miami detectives switch lives while investigating murders linked to stolen heroin. Martin Lawrence, Will Smith, Tea Leoni, Tcheky Karyo. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) PARMT March 2 12p, 11:15p; 10 9a; 11 12a; 12 12p Bad Boys 555 (’82, Drama) A scar-faced street fighter becomes king of reform school and spots the guy who assaulted his girlfriend.

Baby Boy 555 (’01, Drama) A misguided 20-year-old juggles various women while dealing with two children and his mother’s new boyfriend. Tyrese Gibson, Omar Gooding, A.J. Johnson, Taraji P. Henson. (2:30) (AL, AS, SSC, V) VH1 March 9 10p; 10 2:30p Baby Face 555 (’33, Drama) An out-of-town working girl rises in a New York bank by using her power over men. Barbara Stanwyck, George Brent, Donald Cook, Arthur Hohl. 9 (NR, 1:11) TCM March 15 8:30a Baby Mama 556 (’08, Comedy) A battle of wills breaks out when a working-class gal moves Sean Penn, Reni Santoni, Esai Morales, Jim Moody. in with the high-powered executive who hired her to be a surrogate mother. Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, (R, 2:03) (AL, AS, N, V) ESUSP March 1 11:22a; All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.

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2:15a, 2:05p, 10:47p Bad Girls 55 (’94, Western) Gunslinging floozies flee town to avoid a hanging and meet an outlaw with a score to settle. Madeleine Stowe, Mary Stuart Masterson, Andie MacDowell, Drew Barrymore. (R, 1:39) (V) FXM March 9 10:15a; 10 1a

Bad Santa 555 (’03, Comedy) Two criminals disguise themselves as St. Nick and an elf to rob stores at Christmastime. Billy Bob Thornton, Tony Cox, Brett Kelly, Lauren Graham. (1:45) (AL, AS, N, SSC, V) FLIX-W March 21 9:45p Bad Teacher 55 (’11, Comedy) A rude, drug-abusing educator vies with a perky colleague for the attentions of a rich and handsome substitute teacher. Cameron Diaz, Justin Timberlake, Jason Segel, Lucy Punch. (2:00) (AL, AS, N) TBS March 25 3a, 12p BAD TUTOR (’18, Suspense) Single mom Karen is focused on getting daughter Emily graduated and off to college. When she hires Devin to boost Emily’s grades, the tutor becomes dangerously obsessed. Vanessa Marcil, Alex Frnka. (2:02) (AS) LIFE March 3 8p; 4 12a, LIFEMOV March 30 8p; 31 12a Bad Twin (’16, Suspense) Jen has no idea that her insane sister’s twin 15-year-old daughters plan to murder her after she adopts them. Haylie Duff, Grace Van Dien, Scott Baily (2:00) LIFEMOV March 11 4p Baggage Claim 56 (’13, Romance-Comedy) As her younger sister’s wedding draws near, an unmarried flight attendant embarks on a cross-country search to find a husband of her own. Paula Patton, Derek Luke, Taye Diggs, Jill Scott. (3:00) (AL, AS) BET March 7 4p, 10p Bananas 5556 (’71, Comedy) Rejected by his radical girlfriend, a wimpy New Yorker heads for San Marcos to lead its revolution. Woody Allen, Louise Lasser, Carlos Montalban, Natividad Abascal. (1:25) (AL, AS) EPIX March 16 7:10a

A Band Called Death 555 (’12, Documentary) Filmmakers Mark Covino and Jeff Howlett tell the story of the Hackney brothers and how the discovery of their long-lost demo tape led to their band’s newfound popularity. (1:39) IPLEX March 2 11:15a Bandidas 55 (’06, Western) In 19th-century Mexico two women join forces against a ruthless U.S. bank magnate who is stealing land from peasants. Penélope Cruz, Salma Hayek, Steve Zahn, Dwight Yoakam. (PG-13, 1:33) (AS, N, V) EWESTN March 21 8:18a, 11:42p Bandolero! 555 (’68, Western) Two outlaw brothers head for Mexico with one’s gang and a Mexican hostage, followed by a posse. James Stewart, Dean Martin, Raquel Welch, George Kennedy. (1:49) (AS, V) RPLEX March 19 12:26a; 24 3:04p, 9:52p; 29 6:45a

Bangkok Dangerous 56 (’08, Action) On a mission to carry out a series of contract killings, a hit man becomes a street punk’s unlikely mentor and begins a tentative romance with a shop girl. Nicolas Cage, Shahkrit Yamnarm, Charlie Young, Panward Hemmanee. (1:45) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W March 10 10p; 14 11:45p; 19 3:30a; 25 12:30a; 30 12:45a

The Bank Job 555 (’08, Crime Drama) In 1971 London, a car dealer and his gang of thieves break into a bank vault and find far more than cash and jewelry. Jason Statham, Saffron Burrows, Richard Lintern, Stephen Campbell Moore. (R, 1:51) (AL, AS, N, V) IFC-E March 4 1:30p, 10p; 9 2:30p Barabbas 555 (’62, Historical Drama) The biblical thief toils, turns gladiator and seeks salvation after being pardoned in place of Christ. Anthony Quinn, Silvana Mangano, Arthur Kennedy, Katy Jurado. (3:00) TBN March 18 9p, TCM March 31 8:30p

Barbershop 556 (’02, Comedy) The owner of a popular barbershop considers selling the place to a loan shark who wants to convert it into a strip club. Ice Cube, Anthony Anderson, Cedric the Entertainer, Sean Patrick Thomas. (3:00) (AL, AS) BET March 8 7p; 9 4p; 19 4p, 10p

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Barbershop 2: Back in Business 555 (’04, Comedy) The owner of a barbershop faces pressure from a corporation that is opening establishments in his neighborhood. Ice Cube, Cedric the Entertainer, Sean Patrick Thomas, Eve. (3:00) (AL, AS) BET March 19 7p; 20 4p

Barbershop: The Next Cut 555 (’16, Comedy) With the barbershop now coed, Calvin, Eddie and the rest of the gang come up with a plan to save the neighborhood from crime. Ice Cube, Cedric the Entertainer, Regina Hall, Sean Patrick Thomas. (2:00) (AL, AS) EPIX March 16 10p; 17 10a, 6:05p

Barquero 56 (’70, Western) A ferryman and a mountain man defend Mexican-border settlers from a black-clad outlaw and his gang. Lee Van

Cleef, Warren Oates, Forrest Tucker, Kerwin Mathews. (R, 1:58) (AS, V) EWESTN March 5 1:20a; 29 7:24a; 30 1:18a

The Barretts of Wimpole Street 555 (’34, Romance) Victorian poet Robert Browning courts invalid poet Elizabeth Barrett despite her stern father. Norma Shearer, Fredric March, Charles Laughton, Maureen O’Sullivan. 9 (NR, 1:50) TCM March 21 7:30a Basquiat 556 (’96, Biography) Self-destructiveness and disdain for the middle class mark the life of artist Jean Michel Basquiat, dead of an overdose in 1988. Jeffrey Wright, Michael Wincott, Benicio Del Toro, Claire Forlani. (R, 1:48) (AL, AS) EBLACK March 20 3:38a, 4:35p; 25 12:35p, 10p Battle for the Planet of the Apes 55 (’73, Science Fiction) Gorilla general Aldo hounds ape leader Caesar and what’s left of humanity on simian-ruled future Earth. Roddy McDowall, Claude Akins, Natalie Trundy, John Huston. (2:00) AMC March 14 4a Battle Royale 5556 (’00, Suspense) A brutal instructor trains teenagers to use weapons so they can fight to the death on a remote island. Tatsuya Fujiwara, Aki Maeda, Taro Yamamoto, Masanobu Andô. (2:00) (AS, GV) FLIX-W March 6 12a; 10 11:45p; 14 2:45a; 20 2:45a; 29 1a Battledogs (’13, Horror) When a strange werewolf virus threatens to decimate first New York and then the world, a rogue general uses the disease to create an army of supersoldiers. Dennis Haysbert, Craig Sheffer, Kate Vernon, Bill Duke. (2:00) SYFY March 5 4a Battlefield Earth 5 (’00, Science Fiction) A young man takes a courageous stand against an alien leader and his cohorts hoarding natural resources on Earth in the year 3000. John Travolta, Barry Pepper, Forest Whitaker, Kim Coates. (2:00) (V) FLIX-W March 1 2p; 4 10:05p; 7 7:35a; 11 1:45a; 20 8p; 24 10:30a; 25 2:20a; 26 12:30p; 30 7:45a; 31 3:35a Battleship 55 (’12, Science Fiction) An epic adventure unfolds across the high seas, as American sailors go to war against an army of invading aliens. Taylor Kitsch, Alexander Skarsgard, Rihanna, Brooklyn Decker. (PG-13, 2:11) (AL, AS, V) FXM March 5 5p, 7:40p, FX March 23 4p; 24 10a Baywatch 56 (’17, Comedy) When a dangerous crime wave hits the beach, Mitch Buchannon leads his elite squad of lifeguards on a mission to prove that you don’t have to wear a badge to save the bay. Dwayne Johnson, Zac Efron, Priyanka Chopra, Alexandra Daddario. (2:00) (AL, AS, N) EPIX March 3 8p; 4 5:40a, 1:50p; 16 8p; 17 8a, 2:20p; 28 8p; 29 4:15a, 1:15p THE BEACH 55 (’00, Drama) Young people seek Nirvana on an island off the coast of Thailand, only to discover it is not what it seems. Leonardo DiCaprio, Tilda Swinton, Virginie Ledoyen, Guillaume Canet. (2:00) (AL, AS, N, V) VICE March 4 3a, 12a

The Beach Boys: An American Band 556 (’85, Documentary) A profile of the ’60s group includes “Surfin’ U.S.A.,” “Good Vibrations,” “Wouldn’t It Be Nice.” (2:00) (AL, AS) AXSTV March 1 6p, 8p; 2 9a, 3p; 4 9a; 10 6p; 11 12a, 7a

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Beach Party 555 (’63, Comedy) An anthropologist studying the sex habits of young people finds himself in the middle of a pie-throwing brawl. Bob Cummings, Dorothy Malone, Frankie Avalon, Annette Funicello. (NR, 1:41) TCM March 4 3p The Bear 5556 (’88, Adventure) Hunters chase kodiak bears, an orphan cub and an adult male, in 1885 British Columbia. Tcheky Karyo, Jack Wallace, André Lacombe (1:45) (V) FLIX-W March 7 5:15a; 20 6:15a; 29 7:05a Beast of the Bering Sea (’13, Horror) While searching for gold, siblings Donna and Joe disturb a colony of vampires in an underwater cave. Cassie Scerbo, Jonathan Lipnicki, Brandon Beemer, Jaqueline Fleming. (TV14, 2:00) SYFY March 23 6a

Beatriz at Dinner 555 (’17, Comedy) Holistic healer Beatriz receives a friendly invitation to stay for a business dinner after her car breaks down. She soon finds herself in an escalating war of words with a ruthless real estate mogul who cares more about money than people. Salma Hayek, John Lithgow, Connie Britton, Chloë Sevigny. (1:30) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 1 12:50p, 6:35p; 10 12:35a, 6:25a, 3:45p; 20 8p; 26 10p; 27 6:35p

Beau Brummel 555 (’24, Drama) Silent. The arrogant London dandy rises and falls, courting a noblewoman and the Prince of Wales. John

Barrymore, Mary Astor, Willard Louis, Irene Rich. 9 (NR, 2:00) TCM March 11 9p

Beau Brummell 555 (’54, Historical Drama) The flamboyant arbiter of 19th-century fashion has a fragile friendship with the Prince of Wales. Stewart Granger, Elizabeth Taylor, Peter Ustinov, Robert Morley. (NR, 1:51) TCM March 15 1:45a

The Beautician and the Beast 55 (’97, Comedy) A wacky beautician leaves Queens, N.Y., to tutor a European tyrant’s children in Slovetzia.

Fran Drescher, Timothy Dalton, Ian McNeice, Patrick Malahide. (1:50) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 10 10:33a, 11:43p, MPLEX March 1 11:06p; 2 7:12a, 5p; 14 6:54a, 8p; 25 11:55a, 8:15p; 29 3:10p; 30

1:34a, 10:08a Beautiful Girls 556 (’96, Comedy) The opposite sex preoccupies working-class pals gathered for their high-school reunion in smalltown Massachusetts. Timothy Hutton, Matt Dillon, Noah Emmerich, Annabeth Gish. (R, 1:52) (AL, AS) ECLASS March 13 10:47a; 24 12:48a, 3:20p BEAUTY AND THE BEAST 5555 (’91, Children’s) Animated. A French maiden takes the place of her captured father in the enchanted castle of an accursed prince, and her love is his only chance to resume human form, in the Disney version of a French fairy-tale. Voices of Paige O’Hara, Robby Benson, Richard White, Jerry Orbach. (2:00) FREEFM March 10 8:50p; 11 7:30p; 26 9p; 27 6p

Beauty for Sale 556 (’33, Comedy-Drama) Beauty-shop workers gossip and dream of meeting eligible men. Madge Evans, Alice Brady, Otto Kruger, Una Merkel. 9 (NR, 1:25) TCM March 6 5:45a BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD DO AMERICA 556 (’96, Comedy) Animated. Beavis and Butt-head travel from Las Vegas to Washington, D.C., not realizing that their landlord has sent them to kill his wife. Voices of Mike Judge, Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Robert Stack. (1:23) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 5 7:28a; 17 4:27p; 18 1:22a Bebe’s Kids 556 (’92, Comedy) Animated. Three lonely latchkey kids vent their frustrations. Based on late comic Robin Harris’ stand-up routine. Voices of Faizon Love, Vanessa Bell Calloway, Wayne Collins, Jonell Green. (1:16) (AL, MV) MPLEX March 12 3:56a, 7:53p; 16 11:29p; 17 7a; 28 2:11a, 2:15p, EBLACK March 22 3:12a, 6:45p Because I Said So 56 (’07, Romance-Comedy) The proud but meddlesome mother of three women tries to find the perfect man for her youngest daughter by placing an online personal ad. Diane Keaton, Mandy Moore, Lauren Graham, Piper Perabo. (PG-13, 1:49) (AS, N) ENCR-W March

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Bedazzled 555 (’67, Comedy) A short-order cook with a crush on a waitress makes a deal with the devil. Peter Cook, Dudley Moore, Eleanor Bron, Raquel Welch. (NR, 1:44) FXM March 4 8:15a; 5 1a Bedlam 555 (’46, Horror) A portly lord sends an 18th-century London actress to a madman’s insane asylum. Boris Karloff, Anna Lee, Billy House, Glenn Vernon. 9 (NR, 1:19) TCM March 7 12a Beetlejuice 555 (’88, Comedy) A ghoul helps a newly dead couple haunt the tasteless new owners of their beloved home. Michael Keaton, Alec Baldwin, Geena Davis, Jeffrey Jones. (2:00) (AL, MV) SYFY March 10 5p, 7p, 9p; 11 2:30p; 29 9p; 30 7p Beginners 555 (’10, Drama) Newfound love elicits a man’s memories of his late father, who came out of the closet at 75 to fully embrace his homosexuality. Ewan McGregor, Christopher Plummer, Mélanie Laurent, Goran Visnjic. (1:46) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 14 3:47p; 15 12:42a; 24 3:39p; 25 12:52a, 7:35a; 29 1:04p, 9p Behind Enemy Lines 55 (’01, Action) A Navy admiral orders the rescue of a fighter pilot after the Serbs shoot down his plane in Bosnia. Owen Wilson, Gene Hackman, Gabriel Macht, Charles Malik Whitfield. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) AMC March 5 12:30p; 13 12p

Being Evel (’15, Documentary) Filmmaker Daniel Junge examines the life, career and legacy of Evel Knievel, the young man from Montana who stared death in the face to become a legendary daredevil. (2:00) REELZ March 11 10a Being There 5556 (’79, Comedy) The president and a power broker heed the utterings of a simple gardener who likes to watch TV. Peter Sellers, Shirley MacLaine, Jack Warden, Melvyn Douglas. (2:15) (AS) HDMOV March 3 2:45p; 4 10:45a; 7 7:55p; 12 3:45a

Below the Surface (’16, Suspense) With help from a reporter, a scuba diving instructor launches an investigation when her fiance becomes the prime suspect in a murder case. Jenny Wade, Taylor Cole, Jordi Vilasuso, Roberto Sanchez. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 20 10a

Ben 556 (’72, Suspense) A boy befriends a rat named Ben and forms an army of his rodent friends. Lee Harcourt Montgomery, Joseph Campanella, Arthur O’Connell, Rosemary Murphy. (PG, 1:33) (AS, V) TCM March 24 1:30a Ben-Hur 55 (’16, Adventure) A prince endures years of slavery to take vengeance on his adopted brother, a Roman officer who falsely accused him of treason. Jack Huston, Toby Kebbell, Morgan Freeman, Rodrigo Santoro. (2:05) (AS, V) EPIX March 13 8p BEN-HUR 5555 (’59, Historical Drama) An enslaved Judean prince meets his Roman betrayer, a former friend, in a chariot race.

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The Benchwarmers 56 (’06, Comedy) A millionaire helps three nerdy buddies form a baseball team to compete against all the mean Little Leaguers. David Spade, Rob Schneider, Jon Heder, Jon Lovitz. (2:00) (AL, AS) FX March 21 9:30a; 22 7a Best Laid Plans 556 (’99, Crime Drama) A young man gets caught up with a teacher who has a girl threatening to file rape charges chained in his basement. Alessandro Nivola, Reese Witherspoon, Josh Brolin, Rocky Carroll. (R, 1:32) (AL, AS) ESUSP March 17 12:24p The Best of Times 556 (’86, Comedy) Two men get to replay a high-school football game 16 years after one dropped the other’s touchdown pass. Robin Williams, Kurt Russell, Pamela Reed,

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Best Seller 555 (’87, Crime Drama) A former hit man for a corporate big shot wants a police detective/novelist to write about his life. James

Woods, Brian Dennehy, Victoria Tennant, Allison Balson. (R, 1:32) (AL, AS, N, V) ESUSP March 14

12:07p, 7:22p Beverly Hills Chihuahua 55 (’08, Children’s) A pampered pooch from Beverly Hills must rely on help from scrappy Mexican street dogs after she is accidentally separated from her caretaker. Piper Perabo, Jamie Lee Curtis, Voice of Drew Barrymore, Voice of George Lopez. (1:33) (AS) EFAMLY March 5 11:51a, 6:27p; 6 8:16a; 11 4:19a, 12:11p, 8p; 22 10:29a, 8p; 23 8:39a; 26 11:55a, 6:25p; 27 8:35a Beverly Hills Cop 555 (’84, Comedy) A hip Detroit detective drives out to Los Angeles and shows local police how to catch a killer. Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold, John Ashton, Lisa Eilbacher. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) CMT March 3 11p; 4 12p; 10 12:30p, 6p

Beverly Hills Cop II 556 (’87, Comedy) A clever detective from Detroit shows Los Angeles how to stop a hit woman’s so-called Alphabet Crimes. Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold, Brigitte Nielsen, John Ashton. (R, 1:43) (AL, AS, N, V) ECLASS March 13 2:45p; 25 1:09p, 9p; 30 4:24p Beverly Hills Cop III 55 (’94, Comedy) A hip detective from Detroit tracks a crime ring to a Los Angeles fun park called WonderWorld. Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold, Héctor Elizondo, Timothy Carhart. (R, 1:45) (AL, AS, V) ECLASS March 2 7:18a, 4:22p; 21 4:23p; 25 10:45p

BEYOND THE REACH 56 (’14, Suspense) In the Mojave Desert, a naked and unarmed hunting guide runs from a wealthy hunter who wants to ensure his silence in the death of an old man. Michael Douglas, Jeremy Irvine, Hannah Mangan-Lawrence, Ronny Cox. (R, 1:31) (AS, V) ESUSP March 19 9:36a; 23 7:12a La Biblia Desde el Arca de Noé hasta la Resurrección de Jesús, se cuentan las historias más famosas del Nuevo y el Antiguo Testamento. (TV14, 1:00) TELM March 4 7p Big 5556 (’88, Children’s) A wishing machine turns a boy into a 35-year-old man with a fun job and a girlfriend. Tom Hanks, Elizabeth Perkins, Robert Loggia, John Heard. (2:30) (AL, AS) OVATN March 7 9p; 8 4p; 11 4p; 15 4p; 22 6:30p; 23 4p The Big Chill 5556 (’83, Comedy-Drama) Ex-college friends reunite in a big house after a funeral, to play old records and talk. William Hurt, Glenn Close, Kevin Kline, Tom Berenger. (R, 1:43) (AL, AS, BN) TCM March 10 10:30p Big Daddy 56 (’99, Comedy) Hoping to lure back his exasperated girlfriend, a goofy slacker gains custody of a 5-year-old boy. Adam Sandler, Joey Lauren Adams, Jon Stewart, Dylan Sprouse. (2:00) (AL, AS) COM March 3 8p, 10p; 18 8p, 10p; 24 9p; 25 3p

Big Driver 55 (’14, Suspense) Her mind shattered, a novelist seeks revenge on the man who brutally assaulted her on a desolate New England road. Maria Bello, Olympia Dukakis, Joan Jett, Will Harris. (TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 16 6a Big Fat Liar 55 (’02, Children’s) A teenager travels to Los Angeles after a sleazy Hollywood producer turns his school story into a movie.

Frankie Muniz, Paul Giamatti, Amanda Bynes, Amanda Detmer. (1:30) (AL) EFAMLY March 2 10:20a; 3 6:53a; 20 10:20a, 9:28p; 26 1:55a, 8:48a, MPLEX March 7 4:11a, 2p; 12 6:41a, 6:23p; 30 3:24a,

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helps a young lawyer allergic to alcohol. Elizabeth Taylor, Van Johnson, Percy Waram, Fay Holden. 9 (NR, 1:22) TCM March 13 3:30p The Big Heat 55 (’53, Crime Drama) A gun moll helps a detective find the gangsters who killed his wife. Glenn Ford, Gloria Grahame, Jocelyn Brando, Alexander Scourby. 9 (NR, 1:30) TCM March 4 7a The Big Hit 55 (’98, Action) The kidnapping of a millionaire’s daughter turns bad for an insecure hit man and his partner. Mark Wahlberg, Lou Diamond Phillips, Christina Applegate, Avery Brooks. (R, 1:31) (AL, AS, V) EBLACK March 3 11:27a, 6:14p; 14 2:25a, 4:21p The Big Leaguer 55 (’53, Drama) Young players try out for the founder of the New York Giants Florida training camp. Edward G. Robinson, Vera-Ellen, Jeff Richards, Richard Jaeckel. 9 (NR, 1:10) TCM March 29 5:15a Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son 56 (’11, Comedy) Malcolm Turner and his stepson go under cover at a girls school of the performing arts to flush out a killer. Martin Law-

8:16a, 7:50p, ESUSP March 11 8:35a, 10:16p; 19 5:24a, 1:22p, 10:29p; 30 1:48p, 9p; 31 7:49a The Birthday Wish (’17, Romance) When her boyfriend fails to propose, a woman makes a powerful birthday wish that leaves her surprised at the outcome. Jessy Schram, Luke Macfarlane, Marcus Rosner, Yvonne Chapman. (2:00) HALL March 9 6p Bite the Bullet 555 (’75, Western) Ex-Rough Riders, an ex-prostitute and a gunfighter enter a marathon horse race across the desert. Gene

The Big Sleep 5556 (’46, Mystery) Raymond Chandler’s private eye Philip Marlowe follows two wealthy sisters through a maze of murders. Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Bacall, Martha Vickers, John Ridgely. 9 (NR, 1:54) TCM March 20 8:15a Big Star: Nothing Can Hurt Me 555 (’12, Documentary) In the 1970s, Memphis-based band Big Star achieved critical acclaim but not mainstream success. Despite a lack of popularity, the band’s music influenced such diverse artists as R.E.M., Wilco, Jeff Buckley and Elliot Smith. Jon Auer, Alex Chilton, Rick Clark, Andy Hummel. (1:54) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 5 10:43a, 10:34p; 31 8:23a Bigger Than Life 555 (’56, Drama) A teacher’s participation in a medical experiment has devastating consequences when he becomes addicted to cortisone. James Mason, Barbara Rush, Walter Matthau, Robert Simon. (NR, 1:35) FXM March 3 8:20a; 4 4:35a; 15 8:20a; 16 5:55a BILLIONAIRE RANSOM (’16, Suspense) A group of difficult, rich teenagers must fight for their lives when their remote school is taken over by dangerous criminals. Jeremy Sumpter,

Black Bart 55 (’48, Western) Dancer Lola Montez distracts Black Bart and his outlaw partner from robbing Wells Fargo. Yvonne De Carlo, Dan Duryea, Jeffrey Lynn, Percy Kilbride. (NR, 1:20) EWESTN March 1 6:54a; 6 12:38p; 7 1:18a BLACK BEAUTY 556 (’71, Children’s) A film based on Anna Sewell’s novel tells about an ebony horse and its treatment at the hands of different owners. Mark Lester, Walter Slezak, Peter Lee Lawrence, Ursula Glas. (1:47) RPLEX March 7 9a, 6:11p; 11 12:40p; 23 7:13a, 2:05p; 31 2:25p, 10:17p, EFAMLY March 2 6:59a; 3 1:10a Black Christmas 56 (’06, Horror) An unknown caller first harasses then murders a group of sorority sisters during a holiday break.

rence, Brandon T. Jackson, Jessica Lucas, Portia Doubleday. (3:00) (AS, V) BET March 16 8p; 17 2p

Phoebe Tonkin, Sebastian Koch, Ashley Walters. (NR, 1:47) (AS) EBLACK March 29 5:33a, ESUSP March 25 4:09a

Bio-Dome 5 (’96, Comedy) Idiot collegians bring chaos to the experimental ecosystem in which they are accidentally sealed for a year.

Pauly Shore, Stephen Baldwin, William Atherton, Joey Lauren Adams. (1:36) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 4 1:11a, 11:26p; 17 2:46a; 18 12a

The Birdcage 555 (’96, Comedy) In Miami Beach a gay couple pretend to be man and wife when a son’s future father-in-law and family visit. Robin Williams, Gene Hackman, Nathan Lane, Dianne Wiest. (R, 1:59) (AL) ENCR-W March 18 4:28a; 21 6:45a, 5:16p, ECLASS March 13 3:34a, 12:43p; 24 10:45p; 25 2:54p; 29 4:28a

Birdman 5556 (’14, Comedy-Drama) A washed-up actor, whose previous claim to fame was his portrayal of a popular superhero, attempts to recapture his past glory by mounting a Broadway play. Michael Keaton, Zach Galifianakis, Edward Norton, Andrea Riseborough. (R, 1:59) (AL, AS, N, V) FXM March 2 2:30p THE BIRDS 5556 (’63, Suspense) A San Francisco playgirl follows a bachelor to Bodega Bay where, for no apparent reason, flocks of birds begin killing the populace. Rod Taylor, Tippi Hedren, Suzanne Pleshette, Jessica Tandy. (PG-13, 1:59) (AS, V) ECLASS March 3 1:12a, 6:58p; 22

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Hackman, Candice Bergen, James Coburn, Ben Johnson. (2:14) (AL, MV) RPLEX March 19 7:20a, 4:11p; 25 6:56a

The Bitter Buddha 556 (’12, Documentary) Stand-up comic Eddie Pepitone tries to take his act to the next level by breaking through his cult status. (1:33) IPLEX March 3 6:39a; 16 12:15p Bitter Harvest 55 (’17, Historical Drama) A young man’s life is changed forever when the burgeoning Soviet Union’s ambition leads to Stalin’s army spilling into rural Ukraine. Max Irons, Aneurin Barnard, Barry Pepper, Terence Stamp. (1:50) (AS, GV) EPIX March 13 5:10a; 21 9:50a; 27 2:40a

Katie Cassidy, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Lacey Chabert, Michelle Trachtenberg. (R, 1:30) (AL, AS, GV, N) ESUSP March 14 12:22a; 20 2:09a

Black Christmas 555 (’74, Horror) Sorority sisters and their drunken housemother fall prey to an obscene yuletide caller. Olivia Hussey, Margot Kidder, Keir Dullea, Andrea Martin. (1:45) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W March 13 3:15a; 16 3:25a Black Dog 55 (’98, Action) A trucker with a vehicular manslaughter conviction agrees to drive a suspicious shipment for his boss. Patrick Swayze, Meat Loaf, Randy Travis, Gabriel Casseus. (PG-13, 1:28) (AL, AS, V) SUND March 5 2p; 6 11:15a; 10 11:45a

Black Dynamite 556 (’09, Comedy) After “The Man” kills his brother and poisons the neighborhood with tainted liquor, a kung fu fighter wages a war that takes him all the way to Nixon’s White House. Michael Jai White, Kym Whitley, Tommy Davidson, Kevin Chapman. (R, 1:30) (AL, AS, N, V) EACTN March 1 1:30a Black Hills 55 (’47, Western) Two cowboys get the drop on a saloonkeeper who covets a rancher’s gold mine. Eddie Dean, Roscoe Ates, Shirley Patterson, Terry Frost. 9 (NR, 1:00) EWESTN March 3 9:55a; 6 6:52a The Black Knight 55 (’54, Adventure) A common swordsmith freelances for King Arthur to prove himself worthy of an earl’s daughter. Alan

Cumberbatch, Dakota Johnson. (2:30) (AL, AS, GV) HIST March 11 12:30p

Black Sheep 56 (’96, Comedy) To head off political embarrassment, the aide of a gubernatorial candidate shepherds his boss’s uncouth brother. Chris Farley, David Spade, Tim Matheson, Christine Ebersole. (PG-13, 1:27) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 11 1:05p; 22 7:31p; 23 2:03p, ECLASS March 14 9:30p The Black Stallion Returns 556 (’83, Children’s) Teenage Alec jets to North Africa to win back his beloved Arabian horse, stolen by Moroccans. Kelly Reno, Teri Garr, Vincent Spano, Allen Goorwitz. (1:44) (AL) EFAMLY March 8 11:58p; 9 1:16p; 17 1:02a, 1:32p; 30 4a, 11:39a, RPLEX March 12 6:27a; 22 4:33p Blackhat 556 (’15, Suspense) A convicted hacker is released from prison and joins forces with American and Chinese partners to track down a high-level, international cybercrime network. Chris Hemsworth, Tang Wei, Viola Davis, Ritchie Coster. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) FX March 19 7a Blackhat: Director’s Cut 556 (’15, Suspense) A convicted hacker is released from prison and joins forces with American and Chinese partners to track down a high-level, international cybercrime network. Chris Hemsworth, Tang Wei, Viola Davis, Ritchie Coster. (NR, 2:16) (AS, V) FXM March 4 10p; 5 12p Blackmail 555 (’29, Suspense) A Scotland Yard inspector deals with a blackmailer who knows that the lawman’s fiancee killed an artist. Anny Ondra, John Longden, Donald Calthrop, Cyril Ritchard. 9 (NR, 1:26) TCM March 20 3:30p

Blackmail 556 (’39, Crime Drama) A fugitive from a chain gang becomes an oil-well firefighter and meets the man who framed him. Edward G. Robinson, Ruth Hussey, Gene Lockhart, Bobs Watson. 9 (NR, 1:21) TCM March 20 12p

Blacula 556 (’72, Horror) Los Angeles interior decorators buy the coffin of an African prince bitten by Dracula centuries before. William Mar-

shall, Denise Nicholas, Vonetta McGee, Thalmus Rasulala. (PG, 1:32) (AS, V) ESUSP March 2 2:06p, 10:42p; 20 12:33a

Blade 556 (’98, Horror) A man with vampire blood and his mortal partner hunt a rebel vampire and his coterie of undead. Wesley Snipes, Stephen Dorff, Kris Kristofferson, N’Bushe Wright. (2:30) (AL, AS, GV) SYFY March 20 12:45p; 21 9a, USA March 12 1:30a Blades of Glory 555 (’07, Comedy) Several years after being banned from men’s singles competition, two rival skaters exploit a loophole that allows them to compete as a pair. Will Ferrell, Jon Heder, Will Arnett, Amy Poehler. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) TBS March 31 12a Blair Witch 55 (’16, Horror) A group of friends and their two guides encounter the legendary Blair Witch while exploring the Black Hills Forest in Maryland. James Allen McCune, Callie Hernandez, Corbin Reid, Brandon Scott. (1:30) (AL, AS) EPIX March 10 12:30p; 22 11:45p; 23 4:30p Blast From the Past 55 (’99, Romance-Comedy) A man who grew up inside a nuclear fallout shelter is sent out for supplies for him and his parents. Brendan Fraser, Alicia Silverstone, Christopher Walken, Sissy Spacek. (2:00) (AL, AS) TBS March 19 1:30a Blended 56 (’14, Romance-Comedy) Soon after their blind date goes disastrously wrong, two single parents and their children end up sharing a suite together at an African resort. Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore, Joel McHale, Wendi McLendon-Covey. (2:30) (AL, AS) COM March 24

2p, 6:30p Blind Obsession (’01, Drama) A woman who relies on her therapist-sister feels threatened when the latter forms a relationship with a Black Mass 555 (’15, Crime Drama) Formpoliceman blinded in a gunfight. Brad Johnson, ing an alliance with FBI agent John Connolly in Megan Gallagher, Roxana Zal, Leslie Hardy. (2:00) 1970s Boston, Irish gangster James “Whitey” (AS) LIFEMOV March 8 6a Bulger increases his power and evades capture to become one of the most dangerous criminals The Blind Side 555 (’09, Drama) A wellin U.S. history. Johnny Depp, Joel Edgerton, Benedict to-do white family takes in a homeless black teen All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas. Ladd, Patricia Medina, Andre Morell, Harry Andrews. (NR, 1:25) TCM March 6 3:30p

and helps him realize his potential on and off the football field. Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw, Quinton Aaron, Jae Head. (3:00) (AS, V) E! March 3 7p, 10p Blonde Ambition 56 (’07, Romance-Comedy) A young professional becomes the unwitting pawn in a plot by two executives to take over a company. Jessica Simpson, Luke Wilson, Larry Miller, Penelope Ann Miller. (1:35) (AS) MPLEX March 2 9:02a, 3:25p; 24 11:48a, 8:19p; 25 8:59a; 29 3:56a, 1:35p Blood Simple 555 (’84, Suspense) A jealous bar owner hires a malevolent private detective to kill his straying wife and her lover. John Getz, Frances McDormand, M. Emmet Walsh, Dan Hedaya. (R, 1:37) (AL, AS, GV) TCM March 17 10:45p

Blood, Sweat and Lies (’18, Suspense) A recent gym junkie’s new personal trainer begins to take their relationship to dangerous levels. Hannah Barefoot, Adam Huber, Briana Lane, Matt Cedeno. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 4 10p; 5 2a

Blown Away 55 (’94, Suspense) An Irish explosives expert targets an old foe and his family living in Boston. Jeff Bridges, Tommy Lee Jones, Lloyd Bridges, Forest Whitaker. (2:05) (AL, V) EPIX March 24 2:30a Blue Chips 556 (’94, Drama) Corrupt recruiting practices cast a cloud over a college basketball coach’s discovery of three amazing players. Nick Nolte, Mary McDonnell, Shaquille O’Neal, J.T. Walsh. (2:00) (AL) FLIX-W March 25 10:30a Blue-Eyed Butcher (’12, Docudrama) Susan Wright stands trial for the murder of her husband in their Texas home. Sara Paxton, Lisa Edelstein, Justin Bruening, W. Earl Brown. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 21 9:30a Blue Steel 55 (’34, Western) Marshal John Carruthers helps a sheriff find out who stole the town’s payroll, and together they discover the town’s leader stole the money to buy up all the land. John Wayne, Eleanor Hunt, George Hayes, Edward Peil. 9 (NR, :54) EWESTN March 17 9:25a; 19 6:12a Blue Velvet 555 (’86, Suspense) A young man ties the mystery of a severed ear to a roadhouse floozy and her tormentor. Kyle MacLachlan, Isabella Rossellini, Dennis Hopper, Laura Dern. (R, 2:00) (AL, AS, N, V) ECLASS March 5 6:16a, ESUSP March 9 5:23a, 3:28p Blue, White and Perfect 55 (’42, Crime Drama) Private eye Michael Shayne tracks industrial diamonds stolen by spies, bound for Honolulu. Lloyd Nolan, Mary Beth Hughes, Helene Reynolds 9 (NR, 1:18) FXM March 17 6:05a Blurt (’18, Comedy) When Jeremy puts on virtual reality glasses, he loses his “inside voice” and starts speaking every thought out loud. Desperate to get back to normal, Jeremy and his sister must figure out how to convince his brain that he can speak up for himself. Jace Norman, JoJo Siwa, Lillian Doucet-Roche, Aliza Vellani. (1:00) NICK March 4 2p Bobbikins 55 (’59, Comedy) A 14-monthold baby begins talking to his father, giving him stock-market tips from the Chancellor of the Exchequer. Max Bygraves, Shirley Jones, Steven Stocker, Billie Whitelaw. 9 (NR, 1:30) FXM March 22 7:40a; 23 3a Bolt 5556 (’08, Children’s) Animated. Thinking he has real superpowers, the canine star of a hit TV show travels cross-country from Hollywood to New York to rescue his owner and co-star. Voices of John Travolta, Miley Cyrus, Susie Essman, Mark Walton. (1:37) (AS) EFAMLY March 10 4:39a, 1:47p, 8:40p; 18 9:35a, 3:59p; 26 10:17a, 8p; 27 5:19a

Bombshell 555 (’33, Comedy) A high-strung movie actress finds her life is not her own once a dynamic and domineering publicity agent takes over. Jean Harlow, Lee Tracy, Franchot Tone, Frank Morgan. 9 (NR, 1:35) TCM March 24 3:15a Bonanza: The Return 55 (’93, Western) Ben Cartwright’s old friend and the ranch foreman join the family to defend the Ponderosa from a tycoon. Ben Johnson, Richard Roundtree,

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A Bone to Pick: An Aurora Teagarden Mystery (’15, Mystery) Aurora Teagarden, librarian and proud member of the Real Murders Club, finds a human skull hidden in the window seat of her house. Candace Cameron Bure, Lexa Doig, Marilu Henner, Stephen Huszar. (2:00) HALLMV March 18 9a BONNIE AND CLYDE 5555 (’67, Crime Drama) Acclaimed account of the gun-toting bank robbers and the trail of terror they blazed through the Southwest in the ’30s. Warren Beatty, Faye Dunaway, Michael J. Pollard, Gene Hackman. (R, 1:51) (AS, V) TCM March 19 5p

Boo! A Madea Halloween 55 (’16, Comedy) Cranky, fast-talking Madea finds herself under attack from ghosts, ghouls and zombies after breaking up a fraternity’s Halloween party. Tyler Perry, Cassi Davis, Patrice Lovely, Liza Koshy. (1:45) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 2 8p; 3 9:35a, 2:50p; 18 10:30p; 19 10:05a, 6:15p

The Book of Life 555 (’14, Children’s) Animated. Torn between family expectations and following his heart, a young man journeys through three fantastic worlds and faces his greatest fears. Voices of Diego Luna, Zoë Saldana, Channing Tatum, Ice Cube. (2:00) (AS) FXX March 17 9a; 18 6a THE BOOK OF LOVE 55 (’16, Comedy-Drama) Hoping to find her long-lost father, a troubled teen asks a widowed architect to build her a raft that can sail across the ocean. Jason

Sudeikis, Maisie Williams, Jessica Biel, Orlando Jones. (PG-13, 1:44) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 1 8:43a, 12:51a, EBLACK March 19 2:49p, 10:52p, EFAMLY March 9 4:39p, 11:26p

The Boondock Saints 55 (’99, Crime Drama) Two brothers, believing themselves to be on a mission from God, begin killing members of Boston’s underworld. Willem Dafoe, Sean Patrick Flanery, Norman Reedus, David Della Rocco. (1:55) (AL, AS, GV) FLIX-W March 1 4p; 2 12:30a; 5 1p, 10:05p; 10 1p, 8p; 23 6p; 24 3:15a The Border 556 (’82, Drama) Easy money lures an American border patrol officer into his partner’s sideline of smuggling illegals into Texas. Jack Nicholson, Harvey Keitel, Valerie Perrine, Warren Oates. (R, 1:47) (AL, AS, N, V) EACTN March 11 5:09a, IPLEX March 28 7:51a

Born Yesterday 5556 (’50, Comedy-Drama) A scrap-metal tycoon pays a Washington newsman to make his girlfriend couth. Judy Holliday, William Holden, Broderick Crawford, Howard St. John. 9 (NR, 1:43) TCM March 4 9a Boss of Lonely Valley 55 (’37, Western) Two villains meet resistance from a woman’s beau when they try to steal her ranch. Buck Jones, Muriel Evans, Harvey Clark, Walter Miller. 9 (NR, :59) EWESTN March 28 6:39a; 31 5:35a THE BOUNTY HUNTER 56 (’10, Romance-Comedy) Originally hired to track down his bail-jumping ex-wife, a bounty hunter soon finds himself on the run for his life. Jennifer Aniston, Gerard Butler, Christine Baranski, Jason Sudeikis. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) VH1 March 10 7p; 11 1:30p

The Bourne Identity 555 (’02, Action) A woman helps an amnesiac, who has a dangerous past, to dodge assassins as he tries to learn about himself. Matt Damon, Franka Potente, Chris Cooper, Clive Owen. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) PARMT March 30 7p

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BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE 5556 (’02, Documentary) Filmmaker Michael Moore’s Oscar-winning examination of gun violence and America’s love affair with firearms. Michael Moore, George W. Bush, Dick Clark, Charlton Heston. (2:05) (AL, AS, V) HDMOV March 3 12:40p; 4 2:20a, 3a; 7 7a; 12 6a; 27 1:40p; 28 10:15a Boy in the Attic (’16, Suspense) A teen girl falls in love with the boy who’s been hiding in the attic of her family’s new home. When she learns that he’s been accused of murder, she will have a tough decision to make. Abbie Cobb, Max Lloyd-Jones, Gina Holden, Michael St. John Smith. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 4 12p

Boyfriend Killer (’17, Suspense) After the death of her son in a car crash, a grieving woman starts to suspect that his vindictive girlfriend set it up to look like an accident. Barbie Castro, Patrick Muldoon, Kate Mansi, Yancy Butler. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 13 10p; 14 2a BOYS OF ABU GHRAIB (’14, Drama) A rookie guard at the Abu Ghraib prison secretly befriends an Iraqi detainee who is suspected of constructing a bomb that killed innocent civilians. Luke Moran, Sean Astin, John Heard, Michael Welch. (1:44) (AL, AS, V) IPLEX March 4 11:43a; 5 4:11a; 19 7:53a The Brady Bunch Movie 555 (’95, Comedy) The Bradys and their TV-series clan refuse to sell their home to a shady real-estate developer. Shelley Long, Gary Cole, Michael McKean, Jean Smart. (2:00) (AS) FREEFM March 6 12a Braveheart 5556 (’95, Historical Drama) Enraged by the killing of his wife, Scotsman William Wallace leads a revolt against the tyrannical English king in the 13th century.

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Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau, Patrick McGoohan, Catherine McCormack. (R, 2:57) (AS, GV, N) TCM March 3 8:30p

Breach 555 (’07, Suspense) The FBI charges a newly promoted employee with the task of finding proof that a renowned agent is a traitor to the country. Chris Cooper, Ryan Phillippe, Laura Linney, Dennis Haysbert. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W March 8 1:15p; 9 1:15a; 12 3:40a; 16 2:25p; 17 12:40a; 21 11a, 11:30p; 24 8:30a, 10:30p; 27 10a, 5:35p; 30 6p; 31 1:45a The Break-Up 55 (’06, Romance-Comedy) Former lovers live together as hostile roommates when both refuse to move out of their shared condominium. Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston, Joey Lauren Adams, Cole Hauser. (PG-13, 1:47) (AL, AS, N) SUND March 4 6:30p, 11:30p; 31 1:30p Breakfast at Tiffany’s 5556 (’61, Romance-Comedy) New York playgirl Holly Golightly puzzles a writer who lives in her building. Audrey Hepburn, George Peppard, Patricia Neal, Buddy Ebsen. (NR, 1:55) (AS) TCM March 21 5p

Breakheart Pass 556 (’76, Western) An undercover agent rides an Old West train with troops, killers and a mystery on board. Charles Bronson, Ben Johnson, Jill Ireland, Richard Crenna. (PG, 1:35) (AL, AS, V) TCM March 27 10:45p

Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo 55 (’84, Musical) Kelly quits her job dancing in a chorus line in Los Angeles and goes home. Ignoring her father’s wishes, Kelly teams up with her friends

MOVIES for a break-dancing benefit show to save an endangered community center. Lucinda Dickey, Adolfo “Shabba-Doo” Quinones, Michael “Boogaloo Shrimp” Chambers, Susie Bono. (1:37) (AL) EFAMLY March 1 6:23p; 7 12:23a, RPLEX March 26 4:48p; 27 6:28a; 30 5:24a, EBLACK March 3 4:37p, 11:46p; 13 6:49a, 9:22p; 18 6:47a, 6:36p

Brewster’s Millions 55 (’45, Comedy) A returning GI inherits a fortune but must spend $1 million in 60 days to get it. Dennis O’Keefe, Helen Walker, Eddie “Rochester” Anderson, June Havoc. 9 (NR, 1:19) TCM March 18 5:30a

Brick 555 (’05, Mystery) A teenage loner infiltrates his high school’s roughest circles to find the truth behind his ex-girlfriend’s death.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Lukas Haas, Nora Zehetner, Noah Fleiss. (1:52) (AS, V) IPLEX March 5 8:51a, 5:45p; 18 10:35a, 10:54p; 31 10:17a, 5:39p

Bridal Wave (’15, Drama) A woman planning for her wedding at a resort meets a charming local right before the ceremony and has to choose between the man who can care for her financially or the man who truly understands her. Arielle

Kebbel, Andrew W. Walker, David Haydn-Jones, Jaclyn Smith. (2:00) HALL March 3 11a BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN 5555 (’35,

Horror) Baron Frankenstein creates a hissing, frizzy-haired female for his other monster. Boris Karloff, Elsa Lanchester, Colin Clive, Valerie Hobson. 9 (1:17) RPLEX March 3 11:31a; 18 10:45a; 19 6:02a; 23 6:43p; 29 10:35a

THE BRIDGE AT REMAGEN 555 (’69, War) An Army lieutenant and a Nazi major ponder whether to blow up or save the last bridge across the Rhine. George Segal, Robert Vaughn, Ben Gazzara, Bradford Dillman. (2:00) (AS, BN, V) HDMOV March 12 2:05p; 13 9:50a; 18 6p, 10:05p; 28 1a THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI 5555 (’57, War) A British POW colonel orders his men to build their Japanese captor a railway bridge in the jungle. William Holden, Alec Guinness, Sessue Hayakawa, Jack Hawkins. (PG, 2:41) (AS, MV) TCM March 1 5p Bridge to Terabithia 555 (’07, Children’s) A boy and his new friend, the class outsider, create an imaginary world in which they rule as king and queen. Josh Hutcherson, AnnaSophia Robb, Zooey Deschanel, Robert Patrick. (2:02) (AL, AS) SYFY March 13 9:18a; 14 2a; 30 9a; 31 4a A Brilliant Young Mind 555 (’14, Comedy-Drama) Struggling to build relationships with others, a teenage math prodigy develops a budding friendship with a young girl while competing at the International Mathematics Olympiad. Asa

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Bring It On 556 (’00, Comedy) An urban cheerleading squad accuses a champion team’s captain of stealing its choreography on the eve of a national competition. Kirsten Dunst, Eliza Dushku, Jesse Bradford, Gabrielle Union. (2:00) (AL, AS) BRAVO March 3 1p, 5p Bringing Down the House 55 (’03, Comedy) After chatting with a divorced attorney online, a prison escapee wants him to help prove her innocence. Steve Martin, Queen Latifah, Eugene Levy, Joan Plowright. (2:30) (AL, AS) AMC March 16 2:30a Broken Arrow 55 (’96, Action) An Air Force pilot matches wits with a renegade colleague who is threatening to detonate a pair of nuclear warheads. John Travolta, Christian Slater, Samantha Mathis, Delroy Lindo. (R, 1:48) (AL, V) ENCR-W March 9 5:48a; 31 2:08p, 10:58p, ESUSP March 5 9:48a, 7:09p; 27 7:09p Broken City 556 (’13, Crime Drama) A former cop becomes embroiled in a bigger scandal than he realized after being hired to tail the cheating

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Cable B wife of the mayor. Mark Wahlberg, Russell Crowe, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Jeffrey Wright. (1:55) (AL, AS, V) HDMOV March 7 4:05p; 8 11:55a; 13 4:05p; 14 12:55a; 22 2:25p; 23 11:30a; 30 12p; 31 8:40a Broken Flowers 555 (’05, Comedy-Drama) Informed he may have a son, an aging bachelor reunites with his former girlfriends to find out the truth. Bill Murray, Jeffrey Wright, Sharon Stone, Frances Conroy. (R, 1:47) (AL, AS, N) EBLACK March 15 1:59a, 12:06p; 21 8:05a, 9:22p Broken Promise (’16, Suspense) A man takes the fall for his friends after they break into a mansion and accidentally kill the owner. Twenty years later, he is released and becomes obsessed with his old girlfriend. Ashley Scott, Louis Mandylor, Nick Baillie, Lauren York. (TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 18 4p Broken Trail A cowboy and his nephew rescue five Chinese from prostitution. (2:00) OVATN March 30 7a, 9a A Bronx Tale 5556 (’93, Drama) The son of an honest bus driver looks up to a local mob boss amid racial tension in 1960s New York. Robert De

Niro, Chazz Palminteri, Lillo Brancato, Francis Capra. (R, 2:02) (AL, AS, V) SUND March 13 3p; 14 10:30a, AMC March 22 11p; 23 2:30p; 31 5:30p

Brothers 555 (’09, Drama) After his brother is presumed dead in Afghanistan, a drifter and his sister-in-law are drawn together through their grief and unexpected attraction. Tobey Maguire,

Jake Gyllenhaal, Natalie Portman, Sam Shepard. (1:45) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 2 12a, 4:30p; 19

5:40a Bruce Almighty 556 (’03, Comedy) After a bad day at work, a frustrated reporter meets God, who endows him with divine powers for one week. Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman, Jennifer Aniston, Philip Baker Hall. (2:00) (AL, AS) AMC March 1 10:30p; 2 5p; 22 12:30p; 23 9:30a, SUND March 31 4p THE BUDDY HOLLY STORY 5556 (’78, Biography) The Lubbock, Texas, rock ’n’ roller becomes a star with the Crickets, then dies in a 1959 plane crash at age 22. Gary Busey, Don Stroud, Charles Martin Smith, William Jordan. (2:00) (AL, AS) HDMOV March 4 3p; 5 2a, 3a; 9 6:25a; 15 3:40a; 20 4:35a Buffalo 66 555 (’98, Drama) Seeking parental approval and revenge on the man who jailed him, a newly released convict involves a teen in his schemes. Vincent Gallo, Christina Ricci, Anjelica Huston, Ben Gazzara. (1:50) (AL, AS, N) EPIX March 6 5:25a BUG 56 (’75, Horror) A scientist experiments with mutated insects freed by an earthquake, making matters worse. Bradford Dillman, Joanna Miles, Richard Gilliland, Jamie Smith Jackson. (1:42) (AS, MV) RPLEX March 8 6:06a, 6:18p; 13 6:06a; 19 12:22p A Bug’s Life 555 (’98, Children’s) Animated. An inventor ant teams up with other insects to keep a gang of grasshoppers from terrorizing his colony. Voices of Dave Foley, Kevin Spacey, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Hayden Panettiere. (G, 1:36) DISN March 26 8p; 27 2p Bugsy 5556 (’91, Biography) New York gangster Bugsy Siegel goes Hollywood with a tan, a mistress and a mad vision of Las Vegas. Warren Beatty, Annette Bening, Harvey Keitel, Ben Kingsley. (2:20) (AL, AS, V) HDMOV March 2 12:30p; 3 1:35a, 3a, 8:10a; 13 1:45p; 21 12:25p; 22 12:25p; 30 1:55p

Bull Durham 555 (’88, Romance-Comedy) A literary baseball groupie romances a pitcher and a catcher on a minor-league North Carolina team.

Kevin Costner, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins, Trey Wilson. (2:30) (AL, AS, BN) OVATN March 6 4:30p; 10 1p; 11 11a; 12 2p; 16 10p; 25 10p

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Cable B Bulletproof 56 (’96, Action) A mobster’s goons pursue a fugitive underling turning state’s evidence to an undercover policeman he once shot. Damon Wayans, Adam Sandler, James Caan, Kristen Wilson. (1:30) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W March 17 6:30p A Bundle of Trouble: An Aurora Teagarden Mystery (’17, Mystery) Aurora Teagarden and her boyfriend Martin are thrilled when they get an unexpected visit from his niece and her new baby. Their excitement is short lived when his niece disappears and the baby is left behind. Candace Cameron Bure, Marilu Henner, Yannick Bisson, Lexa Doig. (2:00) HALLMV March 18 7p THE ’BURBS 556 (’89, Comedy) A suburban homeowner’s week off with his wife turns sour after odd neighbors move in next door.

Tom Hanks, Bruce Dern, Carrie Fisher, Rick Ducommun. (2:30) (AL, AS, MV) OVATN March 7 1:30p; 8 11:30a; 11 11:30p; 12 11:30a; 17 1:30p; 18 11a; 23 9p, HDMOV March 11 9:15p; 16 4:15p; 24 12:10p; 25 10:30a; 29 2:20p; 30 4:30a

Buried: Knights Templar and the Holy Grail An investigation into the knights’ 4,000mile network and underground movements. (TVPG, 1:00) HIST March 14 8p; 15 12:03a; 21 8p; 22 12:03a; 28 8p; 29 12:03a Buried: Knights Templar and the Holy Grail An investigation into the true fate of the Knights Templar begins in Jerusalem. (TVPG, 1:00) (Part 1 of 2) HIST March 2 8a Buried: Knights Templar and the Holy Grail In Acre, Israel, the team investigates the purpose of the Templars’ tunnel system. (TVPG, 1:00) (Part 2 of 2) HIST March 2 9a Buried: Knights Templar and the Holy Grail The team turns their attention to the Templars’ moment of reckoning: the fall of the order in 1307. (TVPG, 1:00) HIST March 2 10a Buried: Knights Templar and the Holy Grail Seven years after the alleged end of the Templars, signs they were rising again appear in Portugal. (TVPG, 1:00) HIST March 2 11a BURN COUNTRY (’16, Drama) An exiled Afghan journalist moves to Northern California. When he tries to rise above his menial job on a police blotter by covering a local crime, he’s drawn into a world of violence. Dominic Rains, Melissa Leo, James Franco, Rachel Brosnahan. (NR, 1:43) (AS) ESUSP March 8 3:38p Burning Blue 56 (’14, Drama) An investigation into a series of fatal accidents leads to the exposure of a clandestine affair between two Navy pilots. Trent Ford, Morgan Spector, Rob Mayes, William Lee Scott. (1:45) (AL, AS, N) EPIX March 5 7:15a Bus Stop 5556 (’56, Comedy-Drama) A brash young cowboy gets off the bus in Phoenix and courts a cafe singer. Marilyn Monroe, Don Murray, Arthur O’Connell, Betty Field. (1:37) RPLEX March 12 3:20a, 10p; 18 9:08a, 4:27p; 22 7:50a, 2:56p; 31 12:42a, 6:23p Butterfield 8 556 (’60, Drama) A Manhattan call girl has a tragic affair with a rich married man. Elizabeth Taylor, Laurence Harvey, Eddie Fisher, Dina Merrill. (NR, 1:49) (AS) TCM March 15 5p Bye Bye Braverman 555 (’68, Comedy-Drama) Four New York intellectuals try to pay their last respects but cannot find the funeral. George Segal, Jack Warden, Joseph Wiseman, Jessica Walter. (NR, 1:34) (AL, AS) TCM March 10 11:30p

C Cabaret 5556 (’72, Musical) Multiple Oscars went to this tale about an American chanteuse in Berlin caught in the rising tide of Nazism. Liza

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MOVIES Minnelli, Joel Grey, Michael York, Helmut Griem. (2:05) (AS, V) HDMOV March 1 3a, 1:15p; 11 6:45a; 28 2p; 29 10:20a

Cabin Fever: Patient Zero 5 (’14, Horror) Vacationers think they’ve found the perfect place for a bachelor party, but a deadly, flesh-eating virus is waiting to infect them. Sean Astin, Currie Graham, Ryan Donowho, Brando Eaton. (2:00) (AS, V) SYFY March 6 12:30a, 10a The Cabin in the Woods 555 (’11, Horror) Two unseen scientists manipulate the gory goings-on at a backwoods cabin inhabited by a group of unsuspecting college friends. Kristen Connolly, Chris Hemsworth, Anna Hutchison, Fran Kranz. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV, N) SYFY March 3 2:30p; 4 9a

Cabinet of Caligari 55 (’62, Horror) A delirious young woman feels trapped in a remote mansion at the mercy of a madman. Glynis Johns, Dan O’Herlihy, Dick Davalos, Lawrence Dobkin. 9 (NR, 1:45) FXM March 7 6:50a Cadillac Records 555 (’08, Drama) In 1950s Chicago, Leonard Chess starts his own recording company and launches the careers of Etta James, Muddy Waters and others. Adrien

Brody, Beyoncé Knowles, Jeffrey Wright, Gabrielle Union. (R, 1:48) (AL, AS) EBLACK March 9 2:58a, 2:35p, 11:08p; 25 3:54p, 11:49p

Calamity Jane 555 (’53, Musical) Wild West sharpshooter Jane falls for Wild Bill Hickok and tries to act more ladylike. Doris Day, Howard Keel, Allyn McLerie, Philip Carey. (NR, 1:41) TCM March 31 9a Call Me Kuchu (’11, Documentary) In Uganda, openly gay David Kato and his fellow activists work to defeat new legislation in their country that would make homosexuality punishable by death. (NR, 1:27) EBLACK March 4 12:49p; 5 5:17a; 15 12:31a, 3:05p; 31 3:17a, 2:14p Call of the Wild 555 (’35, Adventure) Prospectors and an abandoned woman mush the Yukon with a dog sled led by Buck. Clark Gable, Loretta Young, Jack Oakie, Frank Conroy. 9 (NR, 1:25) FXM March 8 7:25a; 9 3a Campfire Kiss (’17, Romance-Comedy) A single mother takes her son camping. Soon after she arrives, she starts to butt heads with her cabin neighbor, a single father and outdoors man, who is also in search of a connection with his teen daughter. Danica McKellar, Paul Greene, Dylan Kingwell, Barbara Niven. (2:00) HALL March 16 8p The Candidate 555 (’72, Comedy-Drama) An image maker grooms the son of a political boss for a token bid in a U.S. Senate race. Robert

Walston (NR, 1:38) FXM March 2 1a, 10:20a; 17 7:25a; 25 7:15a

Captain America: The First Avenger 555 (’11, Action) After an experimental program turns him into a supersoldier, Steve Rogers, now known as Captain America, leads the fight against Red Skull’s evil HYDRA organization. Chris Evans, Hayley Atwell, Sebastian Stan, Tommy Lee Jones. (2:40) (AS, V) FREEFM March 3 8:05p; 4 6:05p; 24 6:40p; 25 4p; 28 8:31p; 29 6p

Captain America: The Winter Soldier 555 (’14, Action) Captain America, the Black Widow and a new ally, the Falcon, face an unexpected enemy as they struggle to expose a far-reaching conspiracy that puts the world at risk. Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Samuel L. Jackson, Sebastian Stan. (3:00) (AS, V) FX March 6 7p; 7 4p Captain Blood 5556 (’35, Adventure) A British doctor sold into slavery becomes a dashing Caribbean pirate and fights a duel with a French pirate to win a woman. Errol Flynn, Olivia de Havilland, Basil Rathbone, Lionel Atwill. 9 (NR, 1:59) TCM March 3 4:15a Captain Phillips 5556 (’13, Docudrama) In 2009, Somali pirates storm a U.S. containership and hold Capt. Richard Phillips and his crew captive. Tom Hanks, Catherine Keener, Barkhad Abdi, Barkhad Abdirahman. (PG-13, 2:13) (AS, V) FXM March 1 5p, 7:45p Captive 55 (’15, Suspense) Recovering drug addict Ashley Smith reads Rick Warren’s “The Purpose Driven Life” as armed fugitive Brian Nichols holds her hostage in her apartment. David Oyelowo, Kate Mara, Michael K. Williams, Leonor Varela. (1:45) (AS, V) EPIX March 15 1:45a

Careful What You Wish For 56 (’15, Suspense) Complications arise when a young man has an affair with the seductive wife of an investment banker. Nick Jonas, Isabel Lucas, Paul Sorvino, Kandyse McClure. (R, 1:31) (AL, AS, N) ESUSP March 5 6:40a; 21 9:02a The Caretakers 555 (’63, Drama) A doctor and a head nurse clash over therapy for a housewife in a West Coast mental hospital. Robert Stack, Joan Crawford, Polly Bergen, Diane McBain. 9 (NR, 1:37) TCM March 5 11p

Carrie 5556 (’76, Horror) A social misfit with psychic powers wreaks havoc at her prom to get even with pranksters. Sissy Spacek, Piper Laurie, William Katt, Amy Irving. (R, 1:38) (AL, AS, N, V) SUND March 11 5:45p Carrie 556 (’13, Horror) Tormented by her peers and sheltered by her religious mother, an awkward teenager unleashes her hidden, telekinetic powers after a sick prank at her senior prom pushes her over the edge. Chloë Grace Moretz, Julianne Moore, Judy Greer, Portia Doubleday. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV) SYFY March 14 2:30p Carriers 55 (’09, Horror) Two brothers and Redford, Peter Boyle, Melvyn Douglas, Don Porter. two women drive through the desert in search of refuge from a deadly pandemic. Lou Taylor Pucci, (1:55) (AS) HDMOV March 2 7:20p; 3 3:55a; 7 Chris Pine, Piper Perabo, Emily VanCamp. (1:25) (AL, 3:20a; 13 11:50a; 19 4:05p; 20 12:40a; 29 12:25p AS, V) EPIX March 26 4:20p Can’t Hardly Wait 55 (’98, Comedy) A teen The Cars That Made America Young decides to proclaim his love for a classmate at visionaries wage battle for control of the fledgtheir high-school graduation party. Jennifer ling automobile industry. (TVPG, 2:00) (Part 1 of Love Hewitt, Ethan Embry, Charlie Korsmo, Lauren 3) HIST March 4 7a Ambrose. (PG-13, 1:38) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 12 4:25a; 21 7:17p The Cars That Made America Americans move to the suburbs, fueling demand for new Can’t Help Singing 55 (’44, Musical) A cars and leading to a golden age. (TVPG, 2:00) westbound U.S. senator’s daughter falls in love (Part 3 of 3) HIST March 4 11a with a pioneer by the time she reaches California. Deanna Durbin, Robert Paige, Akim Tamiroff, The Cars That Made America Americans David Bruce. (NR, 1:29) EWESTN March 5 4:31a; move to the suburbs, fueling demand and leading 11 4:52p; 12 1:20a; 15 8:58a to a golden age of the automobile. (TVPG, 2:00) HIST March 4 9a Cape Fear 555 (’62, Suspense) A Southern lawyer sets a trap on a houseboat for a twisted Carve Her Name With Pride 555 (’58, ex-convict terrorizing his family. Gregory Peck, Historical Drama) During World War II, Violette Robert Mitchum, Polly Bergen, Lori Martin. 9 Szabo embarks on espionage missions in occu(NR, 1:45) (AS) ECLASS March 31 9:03a, ESUSP pied France. Virginia McKenna, Paul Scofield, Jack March 4 12:12p Warner, Denise Grey. 9 (NR, 1:56) TCM March 29 12:30a Caprice 5 (’67, Comedy) An industrial spy for a cosmetics firm falls for another who may not CASABLANCA 5555 (’42, Drama) A be on her side. Doris Day, Richard Harris, Ray cynical nightclub owner protects an old flame All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.

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Cash McCall 556 (’60, Romance) A corporate raider woos the daughter of a man who owns a company ripe for takeover. James Garner, Natalie Wood, Nina Foch, Dean Jagger. (NR, 1:42) TCM March 21 1:45a Casper 555 (’95, Children’s) A teen who lost her mother befriends friendly ghost Casper while staying at a mean heiress’s haunted mansion. Christina Ricci, Bill Pullman, Cathy Moriarty, Eric Idle. (1:45) (AL) FLIX-W March 2 4a; 6 7a; 10 5:45a; 21 7:30a; 27 8:15a; 28 5:45a

CAST AWAY 555 (’00, Drama) After a plane crash at sea, a Federal Express engineer survives on a remote island for four years in complete isolation. Tom Hanks, Helen Hunt, Nick Searcy, Lari White. (PG-13, 2:23) (V) ECLASS March 10 10:19a, 9p; 15 11:21a, 7:50p; 16 2:31a; 26 9:42a, 9:41p Cat Ballou 555 (’65, Western) When an outlaw with a fake nose kills her father, a schoolmarm hires his drunken twin to get revenge. Jane Fonda, Lee Marvin, Michael Callan, Dwayne Hickman. (1:40) (AL, AS, MV) HDMOV March 1 3:20p; 2 3a, 8:55a; 18 3a; 24 4:35a; 29 6:40a

The Cat in the Hat Knows a Lot About Camping! (’16, Children’s) Animated. An outdoor adventure includes camping, hiking and paddling as the Cat in the Hat, Fish, Nick and Sally make their way to Fish’s family reunion. Voices of Martin Short. (TVY, 1:00) PBS March 12 7:30a; 16 7:30a Cat on a Hot Tin Roof 5556 (’58, Drama) Two brothers, one an alcoholic who resents his devoted wife, visit their dying millionaire father in the South. Elizabeth Taylor, Paul Newman, Burl Ives, Jack Carson. (NR, 1:48) (AS) TCM March 16 3p Cat People 555 (’82, Horror) A woman’s discovery that intense desire turns her into a leopard jeopardizes her relationship with a zookeeper. Nastassia Kinski, Malcolm McDowell, John Heard, Annette O’Toole. (R, 1:58) (AL, N, SSC) ESUSP March 10 7:28a; 30 10:13a Catch and Release 55 (’07, Comedy-Drama) A woman struggles to rebuild her life in the wake of her fiance’s untimely death and the discovery of secrets he kept from her. Jennifer Garner, Timothy Olyphant, Sam Jaeger, Kevin Smith. (PG-13, 1:51) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 2 4:26a

Catch Me if You Can 555 (’02, Comedy-Drama) An FBI agent pursues Frank Abagnale Jr., a con man who assumes various identities and commits forgery. Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks, Christopher Walken, Martin Sheen. (3:00) (AL, AS) TNT March 4 1p, 11p Catching Hell 555 (’11, Documentary) Citizens of Chicago blame baseball fan Steve Bartman for interfering with a crucial play during a Cubs playoff game. (2:00) ESPNC March 10 2p; 31 2p Caught (’15, Suspense) A desperate housewife learns her husband is having an affair and kidnaps his teenage mistress as a prank. Anna Camp, Sam Page, Stefanie Scott, Amelia Rose Blaire. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 17 4p; 24 12p Cause for Alarm 556 (’51, Mystery) A man mails a letter accusing his wife and doctor of killing him, tells his wife, then drops dead. Loretta Young, Barry Sullivan, Bruce Cowling, Margalo Gillmore. 9 (NR, 1:14) TCM March 6 2p

CENTER STAGE 556 (’00, Drama) Students at a dance academy strive to be the best while trying to survive the angst of their teen years. Amanda Schull, Zoe Saldana, Susan May Pratt, Peter Gallagher. (1:57) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 2 1:07a, IPLEX March 23 7:02p; 24 3:17a, EBLACK March 8 4:12a, 1:12p; 13 3:12a, 10a; 21 1:47p, 11:10p; 26 12:59p, 9:23p Chance at Romance (’13, Romance-Comedy) A woman begins an online relationship with a famous photographer, not realizing that she is actually communicating with the man’s young

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son. Erin Krakow, Ryan McPartlin, Ian Andrew, Patricia Richardson. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 7 2p The Change-Up 55 (’11, Comedy) Envious of each other’s lives, an overworked lawyer and his seemingly carefree buddy awake after a drunken binge and find they have somehow switched bodies. Ryan Reynolds, Jason Bateman, Leslie Mann, Olivia Wilde. (2:00) (AL, AS, N, SSC) TBS March 10 10a; 11 4a Charade 5556 (’63, Suspense) A suave stranger helps a chic widow stalked by four men looking for loot in Paris. Cary Grant, Audrey Hepburn, Walter Matthau, James Coburn. (NR, 1:54) (AS, V) TCM March 4 1p Charley Varrick 555 (’73, Crime Drama) The police and a hit man chase a petty thief and his partner for robbing a mob bank. Walter Matthau, Joe Don Baker, Felicia Farr, Andy Robinson. (PG, 1:51) (AS, V) TCM March 18 7p Charlie Bartlett 556 (’07, Comedy-Drama) An awkward teenager endears himself to the student body by becoming the self-appointed psychiatrist at his new school. Anton Yelchin, Robert Downey Jr., Hope Davis, Kat Dennings.

(1:39) (AL, AS, BN) IPLEX March 10 5:06p; 11 4a; 20 7:27a, 2:27p, 9p; 28 6:13a, 3:26p; 29 1:09a Charlie’s Angels 555 (’00, Action) Three private detectives try to rescue a kidnapped computer pro whose voice-ID software would threaten global security. Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu, Bill Murray. (PG-13, 1:38) (AS, BN, V) ENCR-W March 15 12:12a, 11:57a, 9p; 22 2:15p, ECLASS March 7 9:48p; 19 3:48a, 4:28p; 25 8:21a, 7:19p Cheaper by the Dozen 556 (’03, Children’s) While his wife is away on business, a college football coach must handle the chaos surrounding his 12 children. Steve Martin, Bonnie Hunt, Piper Perabo, Tom Welling. (PG, 1:38) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 25 4:36a, ECLASS March 4 3:56a; 21 1:17p Cheaper by the Dozen 2 55 (’05, Children’s) While on vacation, Tom Baker discovers old rival Jimmy Murtaugh and his family are also there; the Bakers and Murtaughs find themselves in less-than-friendly competition. Steve Martin, Bonnie Hunt, Piper Perabo, Tom Welling. (2:30) (AL, AS) CMT March 18 5p, 10p; 24 2:30p, 7:30p The Cheating Pact (’13, Suspense) Heather and two friends convince Meredith to take their college entrance exams for them. When Meredith winds up dead after scoring poorly on a test, Heather learns her two friends are framing her for Meredith’s murder. Daniela Bobadilla, Laura Slade Wiggins, Max Carver, Cynthia Gibb. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 5 4p Check Your Guns 55 (’47, Western) When the sheriff of Red Gap, Colo., is shot down, gunslinger Eddie is appointed to take his place, and Eddie sets his sights on the corrupt group running the town. Eddie Dean, Roscoe Ates, Nancy Gates, Stan Jolley. 9 (NR, :55) EWESTN March 16 6:54a Cheech & Chong’s Hey Watch This (’10, Comedy) Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong reunite for a comedy tour in San Antonio. Cheech Marin, Tommy Chong. (1:25) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 7 3:55a; 22 7:30a, 1:48p Cheech & Chong’s Next Movie 55 (’80, Comedy) Two sloppy pot smokers wander around Los Angeles and wind up in outer space. Cheech Marin, Thomas Chong, Paul Reubens, Evelyn Guerrero. (R, 1:33) (AL, AS) IFC-E March 1 8p, 11p; 13 8p; 14 12a; 23 3p, 10p

CHEECH AND CHONG’S UP IN SMOKE 556 (’78, Comedy) A narcotics detective pursues a pair of Los Angeles potheads driving from Tijuana in a van made of hemp.

Cheech Marin, Tommy Chong, Stacy Keach, Edie Adams. (1:30) (AL, AS) HDMOV March 8 8:30a; 12 6p, 9:50p; 18 1:30a, 11a; 23 9:55a; 30 6:15a

The Cheerleader Murders (’16, Suspense) A cheerleader loses her sister and father to her town’s curse. She thinks the darkness has moved on until two of her fellow cheerleaders

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are kidnapped. Samantha Boscarino, Tessie Santiago, David Rees Snell, Austin Lyon. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 8 4p Cheyenne Takes Over 5 (’47, Western) An Arizona cowboy and his sidekick find a missing body and save a ranch. Al “Lash” La Rue, Al “Fuzzy” St. John, Nancy Gates, George Chesebro. 9 (NR, :58) EWESTN March 3 8:55a Chicago 5556 (’02, Musical) A lawyer handles the cases of two murderous women who are looking to gain celebrity from their public exposure. Catherine Zeta-Jones, Renée Zellweger, Richard Gere, Queen Latifah. (PG-13, 1:53) (AL, AS, V) ECLASS March 12 9:43a; 13 5:36a; 16 8:53a; 29 2:32p; 30 10:50a CHICKEN LITTLE 556 (’05, Children’s) Animated. A young fowl and his friends flock together to save skeptical townsfolk from an alien attack. Voices of Zach Braff, Joan Cusack, Don Knotts, Harry Shearer. (2:00) FREEFM March 17 2:30p; 18 12:30p Children of Pleasure 55 (’30, Musical) A musical lyricist plans to marry a society woman, never realizing that his own secretary secretly loves him. Lawrence Gray, Benny Rubin, Helen Johnson 9 (NR, 1:08) TCM March 6 4:30a CHILD’S PLAY 556 (’88, Horror) A killer sought by a Chicago detective becomes a doll called Chucky, bought by a woman for her son.

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CHILD’S PLAY 3 56 (’91, Horror) Chucky the killer doll wreaks havoc when he is mailed to his young foe’s coed military school. Justin Whalin, Perrey Reeves, Jeremy Sylvers, Travis Fine. (R, 1:29) (AL, AS, GV) EBLACK March 5 3:45a; 23 6:39a China Moon 556 (’94, Suspense) A Florida woman lures a police detective to cover up the murder of her banker husband. Ed Harris, Madeleine Stowe, Benicio Del Toro, Charles Dance. (R, 1:39) (AL, AS, V) ESUSP March 25 10:24a CHINATOWN 5555 (’74, Crime Drama) A 1930s gumshoe named Jake sticks his nose into a sordid mess over Los Angeles land and water. Jack Nicholson, Faye Dunaway, John Huston, Perry Lopez.

(R, 2:11) (AL, AS, V) SUND March 1 3a; 13 9:30a CHINESE ZODIAC 55 (’12, Action) A treasure hunter and his team set out on a global quest to find a set of Chinese zodiac bronze heads that were stolen from a Beijing palace in the 19th century. Jackie Chan, Kwon Sang-Woo, Oliver Platt, Laura Weissbecker. (1:52) (AS, BN, V) MPLEX March 4 10:09a; 14 9:52p; 15 6:37p; 21 5:32a, 5p Chisum 5556 (’70, Western) The biggest cattle baron in New Mexico declares war on a land-grabbing outsider around 1878. John Wayne, Geoffrey Deuel, Forrest Tucker, Christopher George. (G, 1:51) TCM March 27 8:45p

CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG 5556 (’68, Children’s) An inventor takes his kids and a candy tycoon’s daughter for a musical ride in a flying car. Dick Van Dyke, Sally Ann Howes, Lionel Jeffries, Gert Frobe. (G, 2:36) SUND March 2 11:30a; 3 2a Chocolat 5556 (’00, Drama) The mayor opposes a single mother who is opening a chocolate shop in his 1950s French village across from a church during Lent. Juliette Binoche, Johnny Depp, Lena Olin, Judi Dench. (2:04) (AS, V) IPLEX March 5 3:41p; 6 12:30a, 7:06a; 16 1:48p, 9p; 21 6:56p; 22 1:50a, MPLEX March 8 12:49a, 5p; 13 1:20a, 2:56p; 31 4:51a, 6:45p The Choice 56 (’16, Romance) An irresistible attraction leads to a blossoming romance between a feisty medical student and her new neighbor. Benjamin Walker, Teresa Palmer, Maggie Grace, Alexandra Daddario. (1:55) (AS) EPIX March 28 11:30a The Choking Game (’14, Drama) Taryn gains popularity in school when a charismatic new student teaches her how to get high from asphyxiation. Freya Tingley, Peri Gilpin, Alex Steele, Ray Galletti. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 19 4p

MOVIES Christine 55 (’83, Horror) When a gawky teen restores a 1958 Plymouth Fury, the car takes on a life of its own and begins terrorizing those in its way. Keith Gordon, John Stockwell, Alexandra Paul, Robert Prosky. (R, 1:50) (AL, AS, V) SUND March 11 10p; 12 2a, 6p The Christmas Dragon (’14, Drama) Ayden, a young girl in Medieval Europe, is the only person who can save Christmas after a dying elf gives her a magic crystal. Ayden and other orphans must escape fantasy creatures to bring enchantment back to the North. Eve Mauro, Michael Flynn, Talon G. Ackerman, Adam Johnson. (1:47) EFAMLY March 11 1:32a; 24 2:48a, 12:16p, MPLEX March 20 1:24a, 11:53a; 28 9:29p; 29 8:38a Chronicle 555 (’12, Science Fiction) Three high-school friends make a discovery that gives them incredible superpowers, but their lives spin out of control when their darker sides begin to emerge. Dane DeHaan, Alex Russell, Michael B. Jordan, Michael Kelly. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) FX March 16 9a The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian 555 (’08, Children’s) The Pevensie children return to Narnia, where 1300 years have passed, to help a prince overthrow his evil uncle and restore peace to the land. Georgie Henley, Skandar Keynes, William Moseley, Anna Popplewell. (2:31) (AS, V) EFAMLY March 1 5:13a, 12:29p, ENCR-W March 12 11:23a; 13 2:49a; 16 3:44a, EACTN March 3 6:15a; 8 11:06a; 29 6:49a, 2:33p

The Chronicles of Riddick 55 (’04, Science Fiction) On the run from mercenaries, a fugitive lands on a planet endangered by an invading ruler and his bloodthirsty army. Vin Diesel, Colm Feore, Thandie Newton, Judi Dench. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) SYFY March 1 8:30p; 2 6:04p; 11 11:15p; 12 4:30p; 21 3:30p; 31 1:30a, 2:30p

Cinderella 555 (’15, Children’s) A cruel stepmother reduces her dead husband’s only child to the role of scullery maid, but a kindly beggar woman and some helpful mice bring about a change in the young woman’s fortunes. Cate Blanchett, Lily James, Richard Madden, Helena Bonham-Carter. (2:15) (AS) TNT March 3 10p

A Cinderella Story: If the Shoe Fits (’16, Fantasy) A subservient stepdaughter hopes to compete in a musical competition to become a pop star. Sofia Carson, Jennifer Tilly, Thomas Law, Samantha Willoughby. (2:10) FREEFM March 10 10:10a The Cisco Kid and the Lady 55 (’40, Western) Cisco and his portly sidekick charm a schoolmarm and thwart a killer claim-jumper. Cesar Romero, Marjorie Weaver, Chris-Pin Martin, George Montgomery. 9 (NR, 1:13) FXM March 8 1:45a, 6:10a CITIZEN KANE 5555 (’41, Drama) Enig-

matic newspaper magnate Charles Foster Kane rises, falls and leaves behind a riddle with his dying breath. Orson Welles, Joseph Cotten, Ruth Warrick, Everett Sloane. 9 (PG, 1:59) (AS) TCM March 23 1a City Slickers 555 (’91, Comedy) On vacation, three men get to play cowboy on a dude-ranch cattle drive, but unexpected circumstances test their skills and stamina. Billy Crystal, Daniel Stern, Bruno Kirby, Patricia Wettig. (2:00) (AL, MV) HDMOV March 4 7a, 5p; 8 10a; 14 6p, 10p; 23 4p; 24 1:55p; 31 12:10p City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly’s Gold 555 (’94, Comedy) Three grown men follow a trail guide’s map to buried treasure near Las Vegas. Billy Crystal, Daniel Stern, Jon Lovitz, Jack Palance. (2:00) (AS) HDMOV March 5 10:35a; 10 9:50a; 11 4a; 14 8p, 11:55p; 25 4p; 26 2a, 3a; 30 10a

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Cable C The Claim 555 (’00, Drama) Twenty years after a town’s founder trades his wife and daughter for a gold claim, the two arrive in his town.

Peter Mullan, Wes Bentley, Milla Jovovich, Nastassja Kinski. (2:05) (AL, AS, N, V) FLIX-W March 1 9:55a, 5:55p; 5 10:45a, 8p

Claire’s Knee 555 (’70, Comedy-Drama) A French diplomat engaged to be married develops an attraction for his friend’s teenage daughter. Jean-Claude Brialy, Aurora Cornu, Béatrice Romand, Laurence De Monaghan. (GP, 1:43) (AS) TCM March 12 12:45a

Clambake 55 (’67, Musical) A Texas oil heir comes to Miami and trades places with a poor water-skiing instructor. Elvis Presley, Shelley Fabares, Will Hutchins, Bill Bixby. (1:45) HDMOV March 7 10:40a; 15 8:05a; 19 6:35a; 27 6:10a Clara’s Deadly Secret (’13, Suspense) Strange events plague a couple and their two daughters when they move into a house where a young girl died. Emmanuelle Vaugier, Richard Ruccolo, Jonathan Potts, Eva Link. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 14 12p Clare and Francis The lives of St. Clare and St. Francis of Assisi. (2:00) EWTN March 24 5p Clash of the Titans 55 (’10, Fantasy) Perseus, the son of Zeus, embarks on a dangerous mission to prevent Hades from toppling the king of the gods and laying waste to Earth. Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes, Jason Flemyng. (2:30) (AS, V) PARMT March 13 12:30p

Cleopatra How Cleopatra overcomes a murderous and incestuous dynasty to become the most famous ruler in Egypt. (TVG, 1:00) (Part 1 of 2) SMITH March 5 8p Cleopatra How Cleopatra overcomes a murderous and incestuous dynasty to become the most famous ruler in Egypt. (TVG, 1:00) (Part 1 of 2) SMITH March 5 11p; 6 7p; 9 10p; 10 1a; 11 2p; 12 7p; 14 9a; 17 8p, 11p; 26 10p; 27 1a; 28 8a Cleopatra The story of Cleopatra’s fall from grace in Egypt after the death of Julius Caesar. (TVG, 1:00) (Part 2 of 2) SMITH March 12 8p, 11p; 13 7p; 14 10a; 16 10p; 17 1a, 9p; 18 12a Clerks 555 (’94, Comedy) A 22-year-old clerk takes in a day’s worth of customers at a convenience store in New Jersey. Brian O’Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Marilyn Ghigliotti, Lisa Spoonhauer. 9 (1:34) (AL) IPLEX March 1 7:18a, 2:36p, 9p; 16 3:52p; 17 12:58a; 25 6a, 2:05p, 9p, ECLASS March 5 11:16a; 6 5:21a; 13 9:11a; 28 5:33a Clerks II 55 (’06, Comedy) Slackers Dante and Randal find that they must change their lives, now that they are in their 30s, and must expand their horizons beyond pop culture and sex. Rosa-

rio Dawson, Brian O’Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Kevin Smith. (1:40) (AL, AS, SSC) IPLEX March 1 10:15a, 10:34p, EBLACK March 19 5:04a, 1:08p

Client 9: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer 555 (’10, Documentary) Filmmaker Alex Gibney investigates the prostitution scandal that forced New York’s governor to resign from office. (2:00) (AL, AS, N) IPLEX March 9 11:53a; 17 6:20a; 20 10:44a, 10:39p Cloak and Dagger 556 (’84, Children’s) An imaginary superspy helps a boy foil enemy agents plotting to smuggle top secrets. Henry Thomas, Dabney Coleman, Michael Murphy, Christina Nigra. (1:44) (AL, V) MPLEX March 2 11:38p; 3 1:37p; 7 10:49a; 8 2:54a; 30 6:52p; 31 1:41p

Clockstoppers 55 (’02, Children’s) A teenager accidentally activates a wristwatch that allows him to make time stand still. Jesse Bradford, French Stewart, Paula Garcés, Michael Biehn. (1:45) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W March 4 7:15a, 4:45p; 10 2:55p; 15 4:30p; 18 10:55a, 9:45p; 25 4:30a; 30 6a

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Cable C lineman and other UFO-sighters, beleaguered by earlier incidents, finally have documented contact with space aliens. Richard Dreyfuss, François Truffaut, Teri Garr, Melinda Dillon. (PG, 2:15) (AL, AS) TCM March 8 11:30p The Closer You Get 55 (’00, Romance-Comedy) In an Irish village, single men band together to place a personal ad in an American newspaper to find women. Ian Hart, Sean McGinley, Niamh Cusack, Ruth McCabe. (1:36) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 3 5:03a; 15 12:39p Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 555 (’09, Children’s) Animated. When hard times hit the town of Swallow Falls, a failed inventor constructs a device that turns water into delicious food. Voices of Bill Hader, Anna Faris, James Caan, Andy Samberg. (PG, 1:30) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 6 8:51a, 7:28p, ECLASS March 12 4:37p, EFAMLY March 9 5:04a, 11:45a, 6:28p; 17 7p; 18 5:37a, 12:48p; 21 4:49p; 22 7:43a, 1:29p; 27 11:49a, 8p; 28 8:40a Cloverfield 555 (’08, Science Fiction) A video camera records the horrific events that unfold as a monstrous creature attacks New York, leaving death and destruction in its wake. Michael Stahl-David, Mike Vogel, Odette Yustman, Lizzy Caplan. (PG-13, 1:25) (AS, V) IFC-E March 11 5:15a, 10:15a; 17 5a, 11:15a; 27 8:45a, 10:30p

Clueless 555 (’95, Comedy) A Beverly Hills teen plays matchmaker for teachers, transforms a bad dresser and examines her own existence.

Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash, Brittany Murphy, Paul Rudd. (PG-13, 1:37) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 2 3:18p, 10:59p; 3 9:31a; 14 11:14a, 9p; 15 7:13a; 27 7:20p; 28 2:48a, 1:28p, ECLASS March 12 12:40a, 11:39a; 22 2:30p; 30 9:10a, 9:35p

The Cobweb 556 (’55, Drama) The director of a psychiatric clinic presides over the crisis of selecting new curtains for the library. Richard Wid-

mark, Lauren Bacall, Charles Boyer, Gloria Grahame. (NR, 2:04) TCM March 6 5p

Coffy 55 (’73, Drama) A nurse seeks revenge on those she holds responsible for her 11-year-old sister’s drug addiction. Pam Grier, Booker Bradshaw, Robert DoQui, William Elliott. (R, 1:31) (AL, AS, V) EBLACK March 5 2:13a, 7:55a; 11 5:16a, 6:35p; 23 11:44a, 9:23p; 28 2:24p, 11:13p, RPLEX March 15 5:16a, 5:43p; 16 4:56a; 20 12:55a C.O.G. 556 (’13, Comedy-Drama) Determined to suppress his homosexuality, a college dropout heads to Oregon, takes a job picking apples and, ultimately, finds religion. Jonathan Groff, Denis O’Hare, Corey Stoll, Dean Stockwell. (1:31) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 4 7:59a Cold Creek Manor 56 (’03, Suspense) An ex-convict plagues a couple and their two children after they move into his former mansion. Dennis Quaid, Sharon Stone, Stephen Dorff, Juliette Lewis. (2:00) (AL, AS, N, V) FLIX-W March 1 12p, 10:30p; 3 8a, 3:35p; 4 3:30a

College Road Trip 56 (’08, Comedy) James drives his teenage daughter, Melanie, from their home in Chicago to a college interview in Washington, D.C. Martin Lawrence, Raven-Symoné, Donny Osmond, Brenda Song. (1:25) EFAMLY March 10 12:22p, 10:18p; 11 9:13a; 14 6:58a, 1:36p, 8p Collision (’13, Suspense) Deceit and betrayal rise to the surface after newlyweds survive a deadly car accident in the Moroccan desert. Frank Grillo, Jaimie Alexander, Roschdy Zem, Marie-Josée Croze. (R, 1:41) (AL, AS, V) EACTN March 22 7:19a

COLOMBIANA 55 (’11, Action) A professional killer carries out hits for her uncle and dreams of taking revenge on the mobster who murdered her parents. Zoe Saldana, Jordi Mollà, Lennie James, Michael Vartan. (PG-13, 1:47) (AL, AS, V) SUND March 6 9p; 7 10:30a; 26 8p; 27 1a, 2:45p

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MOVIES COLUMBUS CIRCLE (’10, Suspense) After living as a shut-in for two decades, an heiress must confront her fears when detectives arrive to investigate the murder of her neighbor. Selma Blair, Amy Smart, Jason Lee, Giovanni Ribisi. (1:28) (AL, AS, V) MPLEX March 19 3:32p Come to the Stable 555 (’49, Comedy-Drama) Two French nuns in New England raise funds for a children’s hospital in a town called Bethlehem. Loretta Young, Celeste Holm, Hugh Marlowe, Elsa Lanchester. 9 (NR, 1:34) FXM March 18 5:50a COMING HOME 5555 (’78, Drama) A Marine captain’s wife loves a Vietnam veteran in a wheelchair. Jane Fonda, Jon Voight, Bruce Dern, Robert Ginty. (2:10) (AL, AS, N) EPIX March 3 5:40a; 16 1:40a Coming to America 555 (’88, Comedy) Pampered Prince Akeem of Zamunda comes to New York with his royal sidekick to find a truelove bride. Eddie Murphy, Arsenio Hall, John Amos, James Earl Jones. (R, 1:56) (AL, AS, BN) ENCR-W March 2 9p; 3 6a, 12:54p; 18 7p; 27 10:59p; 28 8:03a, 3:08p, EBLACK March 12 1:07p, 9:22p; 23 9:45a, 4:31p, ECLASS March 7 12:50a, 7:49p; 15 2:52a, 4:10p; 31 10:51a, 9p COMMANDO 556 (’85, Action) A human killing machine and an airline hostess take on an ousted dictator’s private army. Arnold

Schwarzenegger, Rae Dawn Chong, Dan Hedaya, Vernon Wells. (R, 1:30) (AL, AS, GV) RPLEX March 27 11:53a, 6:27p, EBLACK March 7 8:18a, 3:11p; 8 12:55a; 17 6:41a, 6:36p

COMPANY MAN 55 (’00, Comedy) A CIA agent recounts his misadventures for two senators, beginning with his wife who wanted to write a tell-all about his life. Douglas McGrath, Sigourney Weaver, John Turturro, Anthony LaPaglia. (1:24) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 15 7:45a; 26 12:11p; 27 4:16a, MPLEX March 6 10:06p; 23 11:34a The Company You Keep 556 (’12, Suspense) After a reporter uncovers his real identity, a former Weather Underground activist goes on the run to track down his former lover, a fellow member of his cell who never gave up the fight.

death by piecing together clues left behind in the victim’s hidden diary. Jewel, Colin Ferguson. (TVG, 2:00) HALLMV March 11 11a Coneheads 556 (’93, Comedy) Stranded on Earth, aliens Beldar and Prymaat of Remulak try suburbia with their teenage daughter, Connie. Dan Aykroyd, Jane Curtin, Michelle Burke, Michael McKean. (1:30) (BN) HDMOV March 11 2:50p; 12 12:40a; 16 2:45p; 17 9:45a; 21 2:45p; 22 5a, 2:45p; 26 7:50a; 31 6p, 9:35p

CONGO 55 (’95, Action) Killer gorillas menace an ex-CIA agent, a primatologist and others on a mission in Africa. Dylan Walsh, Laura Linney, Ernie Hudson, Tim Curry. (PG-13, 1:48) (AL, V) EBLACK March 17 1:27a, 8:09p; 22 4:27a; 27 2:37p, 10:52p Connie and Carla 556 (’04, Comedy) After witnessing a mob hit, two Chicago waitresses go to Los Angeles and disguise themselves as drag queens. Nia Vardalos, Toni Collette, David Duchovny, Stephen Spinella. (1:40) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 9 7:58a, 5:45p; 14 2:07p, 9p; 19 2:57p; 20 12:43a, MPLEX March 4 5:09a, 3:20p; 24 6:24a, 6:39p; 25 1:08a; 29 11:53p; 30 6:46a Conspirator 556 (’49, Suspense) A British major is ordered to kill his young American bride who knows he’s a Communist spy. Robert Taylor, Elizabeth Taylor, Robert Flemyng, Harold Warrender.

9 (NR, 1:27) TCM March 13 2p CONTAGION 55 (’01, Suspense) A doctor must find a cure when the president of the United States contracts a deadly virus. Bruce Boxleitner, Megan Gallagher, Lin Shaye, Dan Lauria. (2:30) (AS, V) AMC March 10 8p; 11 4:06p Contagion 555 (’11, Suspense) The world panics as doctors race to find a cure for a rapidly spreading virus that kills those contaminated within days. Marion Cotillard, Matt Damon, Laurence Fishburne, Jude Law. (2:30) (AL, AS) AMC March 20 8p; 21 5:30p; 27 2p CONTRABAND 55 (’12, Action) A former smuggler finds himself back in the game to settle his brother-in-law’s debt to a ruthless drug lord. Mark Wahlberg, Kate Beckinsale, Ben Foster, Giovanni Ribisi. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) TNT March 24 10:15p; 25 5:30p, FX March 6 9:30a; 7 7a, FXM March 13 5p, 7:15p; 18 10p; 19 12p

The Convenient Groom (’16, Romance) When a celebrity marriage counselor is left high and dry at the altar, her contractor steps in as the groom to help her save face. Vanessa Marcil, David Sutcliffe, Karen Kruper, Karen Holness. (TVG, Robert Redford, Shia LaBeouf, Julie Christie, Susan 2:00) HALL March 3 3p Sarandon. (R, 2:01) (AL) ESUSP March 2 5:21p; 3 THE CONVERSATION 5555 (’74, Sus5:08a; 13 10:37a, 6:56p; 14 6:52a pense) When a surveillance expert suspects that Con Air 556 (’97, Action) A wrongly conthe subjects of his current job will be killed, his victed parolee on a flight with a group of vicious conscience interferes. Gene Hackman, John Cazale, prisoners tries to stop their violent hijacking. Frederic Forrest, Allen Garfield. (PG, 1:53) (AL, AS) Nicolas Cage, John Cusack, John Malkovich, Steve ECLASS March 11 6:04a; 20 10:49a Buscemi. (2:05) (AL, AS, GV) FLIX-W March 17 Cooking With Love (’18, Comedy) Optimistic 6:30a, 10:05p; 19 8:30a, 6p; 25 8:30a, 8p and cheerful TV producer Kelly doesn’t have time Conan the Barbarian 55 (’11, Adventure) for love. Bad boy celebrity chef Stephen doesn’t The Cimmerian warrior slashes his way across have time for anything besides cooking. Fun with Hyboria on a mission that begins as a personal a side of love ensues as Kelly and Stephen are vendetta but turns into an epic battle against a paired on a children’s cooking show. Ali Liebert, supernatural evil. Jason Momoa, Rachel Nichols, Brett Dalton. (2:00) HALL March 11 5p; 19 2p Stephen Lang, Rose McGowan. (2:30) (AS, GV, N) The Cookout 56 (’04, Comedy) After her son SYFY March 4 11:30p; 5 2p; 16 2p; 17 3:30a; 28 signs a contract with an NBA team, a woman 3:30p; 29 1:30a invites friends and family to a wild barbecue at Conan the Barbarian 555 (’82, Adventure) his new mansion. Ja Rule, Tim Meadows, Jenifer Pit fighter Conan sets out with a Mongol and a Lewis, Storm P. (3:00) (AL, AS) BET March 20 7p; queen to take his father’s sword from a snake 21 4p king. Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones, Sandahl Bergman, Gerry Lopez. (3:00) (AS, GV, N) COOL RUNNINGS 555 (’93, ComeAMC March 3 10:30a; 4 3a; 8 1:30a, 11:30a, SUND dy-Drama) Two Jamaicans make their way to March 20 8p; 21 1:30a Calgary as long-shot bobsledders in the 1988 Olympics. Leon, Doug E. Doug, Malik Yoba, John Conan the Destroyer 55 (’84, Adventure) Candy. (2:00) (AL, AS, MV) VICE March 1 7p, 9p; An evil queen wants Conan to fetch a jewel-en11 5p, 9:30p crusted horn that can awaken the dead. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Grace Jones, Wilt Chamberlain, COP & 1/2 55 (’93, Comedy) Teaming with Mako. (2:30) (AS, V) AMC March 3 1:30p; 12 10a, a crusty detective is a dream come true for an SUND March 20 11p; 21 4:30a 8-year-old murder witness. Burt Reynolds, Norman D. Golden II, Ruby Dee, Holland Taylor. (PG, 1:33) Concrete Evidence: A Fixer Upper Mys(AS, V) EBLACK March 8 6:25p; 30 9:29a tery (’17, Mystery) After she finds a human skull in the basement of her current project, Shannon The Count of Monte Cristo 555 (’34, sets out to discover who is behind the mysterious Adventure) An unjustly imprisoned Frenchman All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.

escapes, finds treasure and seeks revenge with power. Robert Donat, Elissa Landi, Louis Calhern, Sidney Blackmer. 9 (NR, 1:53) (AS) TCM March 19 10:30a Countdown to Zero 555 (’10, Documentary) Leaders examine the dangers of nuclear proliferation, including the risks of accidental deployment and terrorist acquisition, and the call for total global disarmament. Narrated by Gary Oldman. (1:31) (AS) MPLEX March 20 11:31p; 29 12:46a A Country Wedding (’15, Romance) Sparks fly when an engaged country-music star reconnects with a childhood friend. Jesse Metcalfe, Autumn Reeser, Lauren Holly, Laura Mennell. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 10 5p; 16 6p Courage of Lassie 556 (’46, Drama) A young woman’s pet collie winds up in the Army and comes back from World War II trained to kill. Elizabeth Taylor, Frank Morgan, Tom Drake, Selena Royle. (G, 1:33) TCM March 13 1:45a

Courageous 555 (’11, Drama) Four police officers begin to question their faith and their abilities as fathers after a tragedy hits close to home. Alex Kendrick, Kevin Downes, Ben Davies, Rusty Martin. (2:30) (AS, V) UP March 4 4p; 18 6:30p The Covenant 56 (’06, Horror) The death of a student at an elite Massachusetts academy threatens to shatter a pact that has protected four families with eldritch powers since the 17th century. Steven Strait, Toby Hemingway, Chace Crawford, Taylor Kitsch. (PG-13, 1:37) (AL, AS, N, V) ESUSP March 24 7:20p; 26 9:48a; 27 12:34a, EACTN March 5 4:50a, 12:02p The Cowboy and the Senorita 55 (’44, Western) Two cowboys ride to the rescue when villains try to cheat a teenage girl out of the gold mine she’s due to inherit. Roy Rogers, Dale Evans, Mary Lee, John Hubbard. 9 (NR, 1:17) EWESTN March 16 4:24a, 9:58a Coyote Ugly 5 (’00, Romance-Comedy) A woman finds her dreams of singing sidelined by the notoriety she receives as a New York City barmaid. Piper Perabo, Adam Garcia, Maria Bello, John Goodman. (2:30) (AL, AS) CMT March 2 7:30p, 10p; 8 10:30p; 9 8p; 14 8:30p, 11p; 18 12:30a, 12p Cradle of Lies (’06, Suspense) While pregnant with a baby girl, a woman learns her husband must have a son to inherit his family’s fortune. Shannon Sturges, Dylan Neal, Natalie Brown, Martin Roach. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 1 6a

Cradle Swapping (’17, Drama) A young couple discover their baby was swapped at the hospital. During the search for their true child, they uncover an underworld child trafficking ring. Amanda Clayton, Brandon Barash, Patrika Darbo, Rachel York. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 31 8p

The Craft 55 (’96, Horror) Teen misfits befriend a suicidal newcomer and strike back at tormentors with witchcraft in Los Angeles. Robin Tunney, Fairuza Balk, Neve Campbell, Rachel True. (R, 1:40) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 1 4:53a, ESUSP March 9 9p; 10 11:36a; 22 1:57a, 9p; 26 3:27p, 10:48p Craigslist Joe 556 (’12, Documentary) With only a laptop computer, cell phone, toothbrush and the clothes on his back, Joseph Garner sets out to survive for 31 days solely on items gleaned from Craigslist. (1:33) IPLEX March 3 11:50a; 5 5:55a; 7 7:30a The Craigslist Killer (’11, Docudrama) Police suspect medical student Philip Markoff of murdering a young woman at a Boston hotel. Jake McDorman, William Baldwin, Agnes Bruckner, Josh Close. (TVPG, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 27 10a

Crank: High Voltage 56 (’09, Action) Powered by an artificial heart, Chev Chelios embarks on a frantic chase through Los Angeles to find the thief who stole his own, nearly indestructible, one. Jason Statham, Amy Smart, Dwight Yoakam, Efren Ramirez. (1:40) (AL, AS, GV, N) EPIX March 13 11:50p; 14 4:35p The Crash (’17, Suspense) White-collar criminals are enlisted by the secretary of the treasury

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to prevent a cyber-attack that would derail the world’s economy. Frank Grillo, Dianna Agron, John Leguizamo, Minnie Driver. (R, 1:24) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 19 6a; 20 2:49a Crash Dive 555 (’43, War) A Navy officer heads out to fight the Nazis in a submarine commanded by his girlfriend’s fiance. Tyrone Power, Anne Baxter, Dana Andrews, James Gleason. (NR, 1:45) FXM March 12 3a The Crazies 556 (’10, Horror) A lawman and his wife and two companions fight to make it out of town alive after an unknown toxin turns ordinary citizens into bloodthirsty lunatics. Timothy Olyphant, Radha Mitchell, Joe Anderson, Danielle Panabaker. (R, 1:41) (AL, AS, GV) EACTN March 1 9:18a, 5:38p; 2 4:57a; 12 1:42p; 13 1:43a

Crazy, Stupid, Love. 555 (’11, Romance-Comedy) A self-styled Lothario teaches a suddenly single 40-something how to be a hit with the ladies. Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling, Julianne Moore, Emma Stone. (3:00) (AL, AS) CMT March 22 10:30p; 23 7:30p Creed 555 (’15, Drama) Long-retired boxer Rocky Balboa agrees to train Apollo Creed’s son to become a fighter, even as the former champ battles an opponent deadlier than any he ever faced in the ring. Michael B. Jordan, Sylvester Stallone, Tessa Thompson, Phylicia Rashad. (2:15) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 26 12:20a, 9:45a, 5:45p Criminal Intent (’05, Suspense) Devon Major is charged with murdering his ex-wife after he finds her body in her house. He asks Susan Grace, his wife’s best friend and a former criminal lawyer, to defend him. Linda Purl, Vanessa Angel, Sebastian Spence, David Palffy. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 13 4p Croc 555 (’07, Horror) A hunter searches for a large crocodile that preys on tourists at a resort. Peter Tuinstra, Sherry Phungprasert, David Asavanond, Michael Madsen. (NR, 1:36) (AS, V) EACTN March 1 2:57a, 2:16p; 16 1:41a, IPLEX March 9 4:52a; 22 3:54a

Crocodile Dundee 555 (’86, Comedy) A rich reporter tours outback Australia with a crocodile hunter, then brings him to Manhattan. Paul

Hogan, Linda Kozlowski, Mark Blum, John Meillon. (2:30) (AL, AS, MV) CMT March 10 11:30p; 11 12p; 20 9p, 11:30p; 26 9p, 11:30p

The Crooked Way 55 (’49, Crime Drama) An amnesiac veteran discovers he was a gangster and that the partner he cheated is after him. John Payne, Sonny Tufts, Ellen Drew, Rhys Williams. 9 (NR, 1:30) TCM March 10 7p Cropsey (’09, Documentary) Two filmmakers investigate the disappearance of five children and the real boogeyman linked to them. (NR, 1:24) ESUSP March 5 5:13a; 28 1:52p Cross Bronx 556 (’04, Drama) Four diverse high-school friends move into a ramshackle home in New York. Max Greenfield, James Badge Dale, Jerry Ferrara, Nashawn Kearse. (1:45) (AL, AS, MV, N) EPIX March 22 8:35a Crossfire 5556 (’47, Crime Drama) A GI helps a pipe-smoking detective trap an anti-Semitic soldier for murder. Robert Young, Robert Mitchum, Robert Ryan, Gloria Grahame. 9 (NR, 1:26) TCM March 17 9p; 18 7a Crossroads 56 (’02, Comedy-Drama) Three childhood friends rediscover their relationship as they take a cross-country trip with a musician. Britney Spears, Anson Mount, Zoe Saldana, Taryn Manning. (1:35) (AS) FLIX-W March 28 8p

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 5556 (’00, Adventure) A 19th-century martial arts master gives a sword called Green Destiny to his beloved, then the two must recover it from female thieves. Chow Yun-Fat, Michelle Yeoh, Zhang Ziyi, Chen Chang. (PG-13, 2:00) (AS, V) EACTN March 7 8:57p; 8 1:40p; 17 12:07p, 11:25p; 23 8:39a, 5:28p THE CROWD 5555 (’28, Drama) Silent. A young couple struggle to make the most of their life in the heart of a large, impersonal city. Eleanor

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Cry Freedom 555 (’87, Historical Drama) Editor Donald Woods fights apartheid with activist Steve Biko. Kevin Kline, Denzel Washington, Penelope Wilton, Kevin McNally. (PG, 2:36) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 7 5:26a; 17 10:10a; 22 3a THE CRYING GAME 5555 (’92, Suspense) An IRA underling meets the lover of a British soldier he has been ordered to execute. Stephen Rea, Miranda Richardson, Forest Whitaker, Jim Broadbent. (1:55) (AL, AS, N, V) HDMOV March 2 10:35a, 9:15p; 15 2p; 19 10:25a

The Culpepper Cattle Company 55 (’72, Western) A teen talks a trail boss into taking him on a cattle drive from Texas to Colorado. Gary Grimes, Billy “Green” Bush, Luke Askew, Bo Hopkins. (PG, 1:32) (AS, N, V) FXM March 9 8:40a; 10 6:45a

Cult of Chucky (’17, Horror) Chucky returns to terrorize his human victim, Nica, who is confined to an asylum for the criminally insane. Meanwhile, the killer doll has some scores to settle with his old enemies, with the help of his former wife. Fiona Dourif, Jennifer Tilly, Voice of Brad Dourif, Alex Vincent. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV) AMC March 21 12:30a, 3:30p The Curious Case of Benjamin Button 5556 (’08, Fantasy) Benjamin Button is born an old man in 1918 New Orleans and ages in reverse and, in so doing, becomes intimately familiar with the natures of love and death. Brad

Pitt, Cate Blanchett, Taraji P. Henson, Julia Ormond. (2:50) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 9 9:45p; 10 9:40a, 5:10p; 19 9:45p; 20 9:25a, 5:10p

CURIOUS GEORGE 2: FOLLOW THAT MONKEY 55 (’09, Children’s) Animated. George embarks on a cross-country trip to reunite a baby elephant with her family. Voices of Tim Curry, Jamie Kennedy, Matt Lauer, Jerry Lewis. (1:23) MPLEX March 12 2:33a, 5p; 28 8:06a, 6:36p; 29 5:31a, EFAMLY March 16 4:43a, 10:27a; 20 8:59a, 6:36p; 21 4:15a; 25 5:37a, 11:39a Curse of Chucky (’13, Horror) Out for revenge, Chucky the killer doll infiltrates the family of a woman, her sister and her young niece. Fiona Dourif, A Martinez, Danielle Bisutti, Brennan Elliott. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV) AMC March 20 10:30p; 21

1:30p Curse of the Golden Flower 555 (’06, Historical Drama) A Chinese empress has an affair with her stepson, while her cruel husband is secretly having her poisoned. Chow Yun-Fat, Gong Li, Jay Chou, Ye Liu. (R, 1:54) (AS, V) EACTN March 23 3:02a, 12:21p, 7:31p The Curse of the Jade Scorpion 556 (’01, Comedy) After making an insurance investigator fall for an efficiency expert, a hypnotist forces the guy to steal jewels. Woody Allen, Dan Aykroyd, Elizabeth Berkley, Helen Hunt. (1:44) (AS) IPLEX March 13 9:47a, 10:49p; 26 3:29p; 27 12:34a, MPLEX March 1 6:08a, 1:41p; 18 1:27p Cyborg 56 (’89, Science Fiction) A martial artist hunts a killer in a plague-infested urban dump of the future. Jean-Claude Van Damme, Deborah Richter, Vincent Klyn, Alex Daniels. (R, 1:25) (AL, AS, GV, N) EACTN March 10 11:41p; 11 12:43p Cynthia 56 (’47, Comedy-Drama) Sheltered by her parents, a small-town teenager finally goes out on a date. Elizabeth Taylor, George Murphy, Mary Astor, S.Z. Sakall. 9 (NR, 1:38) TCM March 12 1:15p Cyrano de Bergerac 5556 (’50, Drama) Long-nosed Cyrano loves fair Roxane but woos her with verse for a tongue-tied friend. Jose Ferrer, Mala Powers, William Prince, Morris Carnovsky. 9 (NR, 1:52) TCM March 21 5:30a

D THE DA VINCI CODE 556 (’06, Mystery) A murder in the Louvre Museum and clues in paintings by Leonardo lead to the discovery of a religious mystery that could rock the foundations of Christianity. Tom Hanks, Audrey Tautou, Ian

MOVIES McKellen, Alfred Molina. (3:15) (AS, N, V) FREEFM March 2 7:45p; 3 2:10p; 24 12:45p

DADDY DON’T GO (’14, Biography) Four disadvantaged dads in New York City fight to defy the odds against them. (1:30) IPLEX March 4 6:29a; 22 8:55a Daddy’s Home 55 (’15, Comedy) An insecure man competes for the affection of his stepchildren when their freewheeling father breezes back into town. Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Linda Cardellini, Thomas Haden Church. (1:45) (AL, AS) EPIX March 2 9:45p; 3 11:25a, 6:20p Daddy’s Little Girls 55 (’07, Romance) An unexpected romance blooms between a struggling mechanic and the attorney who is representing him in a custody battle for his young daughters. Gabrielle Union, Idris Elba, Louis Gossett Jr., Tracee Ellis Ross. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) BET March 5 7p; 6 4p; 14 8p; 15 5p Damaged (’14, Suspense) The life of a highschool teacher begins to fall apart when he becomes friendly with a new student. Chris Klein, Merritt Patterson, Tasya Teles, Laine MacNeil. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 10 6p Damnation Alley 55 (’77, Science Fiction) Two Air Force officers lead a desert road trip to Albany, N.Y., the only city left after World War III. Jan-Michael Vincent, George Peppard, Dominique Sanda, Paul Winfield. (PG, 1:31) (AL, V) FXM March 25 10:25a; 26 1a

DANCER 555 (’00, Drama) A working-class youngster in 1984 England discovers a hidden talent for dance with the help of a hard-bitten teacher. Julie Walters, Jamie Bell, Jamie Draven, Gary Lewis. (1:53) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 11 1:46p, 9p; 15 5:53a, 5:34p; 24 5:25p; 29 7:07p; 30 2:24a Dangerous 555 (’35, Drama) A Connecticut architect with a fiancee falls for a boozing actress with a husband. Bette Davis, Franchot Tone, Margaret Lindsay, Alison Skipworth. 9 (NR, 1:18) TCM March 8 7:15a Dangerous Intuition (’13, Drama) A woman has premonitions that her ex-husband’s new mate is a threat to their daughter. Tricia Helfer, Estella Warren, David Cubitt, Genea Charpentier. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 15 2p

Dangerous Number 56 (’37, Comedy) A rich businessman and a chorus girl have nothing in common but decide to marry anyway. Robert Young, Ann Sothern, Reginald Owen, Cora Witherspoon. 9 (NR, 1:11) (AS) TCM March 6 9a

Danny Collins 555 (’15, Comedy-Drama) An aging rocker decides to change the course of his life after receiving a long-undelivered letter from the late John Lennon. Al Pacino, Annette Bening, Jennifer Garner, Bobby Cannavale. (R, 1:46) (AL, AS, N) ENCR-W March 7 12:18a Dark Angel on Masterpiece After the deaths of five of her babies, Mary Ann arouses her mother’s suspicions. (TV14, 2:00) PBS March 25 10p; 26 3a; 27 4a Dark Delusion 556 (’47, Drama) Dr. Gillespie’s young colleague treats an heiress for insanity against her family’s wishes. Lionel Barrymore, James Craig, Lucille Bremer, Jayne Meadows. 9 (NR, 1:30) TCM March 14 10:15a

Dark Girls (’11, Documentary) Filmmakers Bill Duke and D. Channsin Berry explore a deepseated bias within black culture against women with darker skin. (NR, 1:12) EBLACK March 1 5:59a; 14 10:25a Dark Horse 555 (’15, Documentary) A barmaid in a poor Welsh mining village convinces some of her fellow residents to pool their resources to compete in the “sport of kings” with a racehorse they would breed and raise. Tony Kerby, Maureen Jones, Eddie Thomas (1:29) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 8 4:40p; 13 9:42a; 19 5:15a

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Cable D The Dark Knight Rises 555 (’12, Action) Eight years after he took the blame for Harvey Dent’s death and vanished into the night, Batman is forced out of his self-imposed exile by a cunning cat burglar and a merciless terrorist called Bane. Christian Bale, Anne Hathaway, Tom Hardy, Marion Cotillard. (3:45) (AL, AS, V) TNT March 26 5:15p Dark Shadows 556 (’12, Comedy) Turned into a vampire by a vengeful witch, Barnabas Collins escapes from his tomb after 200 years and finds 1972 Collinsport, Maine, a very different place. Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Helena Bonham Carter, Eva Green. (2:35) (AL, AS, V) FREEFM March 2 12:30p Dark Skies 556 (’13, Science Fiction) A couple and their children gather their courage and determination to combat a terrifying threat that may be from an alien force. Keri Russell, Josh Hamilton, Dakota Goyo, Kadan Rockett. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) SYFY March 8 2p; 9 4a; 20 8:45a Darrow & Darrow (’17, Comedy) A mother and daughter share a house and a law practice. One, an idealistic lawyer, fights for what’s right, regardless of whether it makes her a dime. Her mother’s view of the law is more elastic and profitable. Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Tom Cavanagh, Wendie Malick, Alistair Abell. (TVG, 2:00) HALLMV March 17 1p; 26 9p A Dash of Love (’17, Romance-Comedy) When an aspiring chef lands a dream job at her idol’s restaurant, she befriends the handsome executive chef. After they are wrongly fired, the duo open their own eatery to prove their food is better. Jen Lilley, Brendan Penny, Peri Gilpin, Kandyse McClure. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 29 4p

Date Night 556 (’10, Romance-Comedy) Mistaken identity creates an unforgettable adventure for two suburbanites who were trying to invigorate their marriage with an evening at a bistro. Steve Carell, Tina Fey, Mark Wahlberg, Taraji P. Henson. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) AMC March 16 12:30a, 12:30p A Date to Die For (’15, Drama) Laura goes out on a first date with a man she has just met, and when she awakens the next morning, she finds her date dead in her bed. She becomes the prime suspect and has to find out who is the real killer to protect her family and good name. Victoria Pratt, Bart Johnson, Jennifer Taylor, Alyvia Alyn Lind. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 20 8a

A Date With Judy 556 (’48, Musical Comedy) A Santa Barbara, Calif., teen thinks her father is having an affair with a Latin dancer. Wallace Beery, Jane Powell, Elizabeth Taylor, Carmen Miranda. (NR, 1:53) TCM March 12 3p

Date With Love (’16, Romance) A boy from a small town takes a big shot and asks his celebrity crush to prom on video. She says yes after the video goes viral, but things get a bit complicated when she realizes she might be falling for the boy’s teacher. Shenae Grimes, Andrew Walker, Bailee Madison, Larissa Albuquerque. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 15 4p; 24 11a Dater’s Handbook (’16, Romance) After reading a book about dating and changing her personality to find a lover, a woman realizes the man she wants is right in front of her. Kristoffer Polaha, Meghan Markle, Jonathan Scarfe, Lynda Boyd. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 1 2p

Daughter for Sale (’17, Suspense) When a runaway teenager is kidnapped by sex traffickers, her mother, a newly appointed judge, has to find and rescue her before they ship her overseas and sell her into sex slavery. Emily Rose, Emily Tennant, Antonio Cupo, Kevin McNulty. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 5 8p; 6 12a

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Cable D Daughter of the Dragon 556 (’31, Crime Drama) At her Chinese father’s bidding, a woman goes to murder an enemy and meets a Scotland Yard detective. Anna May Wong, Warner Oland, Sessue Hayakawa, Bramwell Fletcher. 9 (NR, 1:12) TCM March 4 5p A Daughter’s Nightmare (’14, Suspense) A college student suspects that a nurse may harm her lonely, widowed mother. Emily Osment, Paul Johansson, Victoria Pratt, Gregg Sulkin. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 6 4p DAVE CHAPPELLE’S BLOCK PARTY 555 (’05, Documentary) Actor, writer and comic Dave Chappelle loads up a bus with residents of his Ohio hometown and takes them to Brooklyn, N.Y., for a concert featuring Kanye West, the Fugees and others. Dave Chappelle. (R, 1:43) (AL, AS) EBLACK March 3 1p, 10p; 7 11:29a, 6:14p; 8 2:27a; 30 11:04a, 9:22p, IPLEX March 17 8:21a, 5:50p David and Lisa 555 (’62, Drama) A boy who does not like to be touched loves a girl who talks backward in rhyme. Keir Dullea, Janet Margolin, Howard da Silva 9 (NR, 1:34) TCM March 5 9p The Day After Tomorrow 556 (’04, Action) A climatologist tries to locate his son after global warming leads to worldwide natural disasters. Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal, Ian Holm, Emmy Rossum. (2:30) (AS, V) AMC March 9 7p; 10 2:30p; 26 6:30p; 27 4:30p The Day of the Jackal 555 (’73, Suspense) A master detective tracks a master assassin whose target is Charles de Gaulle. Edward Fox, Michel Lonsdale, Tony Britton, Terence Alexander. (2:25) (AL, AS, N, V) RPLEX March 4 1:26p, 11:58p; 20 9:23a, 9:53p; 26 8:57a, 8p

The Day the Earth Stood Still 5556 (’51, Science Fiction) Klaatu and his guardian robot, Gort, come from afar to warn Earth about nuclear war. Michael Rennie, Patricia Neal, Hugh Marlowe, Sam Jaffe. 9 (1:35) RPLEX March 4 3:14a, 9:45a; 9 10:42a, 10:09p; 14 6:25p; 31 2:18a, 12:50p Day Watch 555 (’06, Horror) A supernatural patrolman learns that his son has turned to the Dark Side, while a piece of enchanted chalk is the key to a looming battle between good and evil. Konstantin Khabensky, Mariya Poroshina, Vladimir Menshov, Viktor Verzhbitsky. (R, 2:19) (AS, V) EACTN March 7 4:47a

Daybreakers 556 (’09, Horror) Faced with a critical blood shortage, a vampire hematologist joins forces with humans to perfect a cure for his problem. Ethan Hawke, Willem Dafoe, Claudia Karvan, Michael Dorman. (1:50) (AL, AS, BN, GV) EPIX March 2 11:30p; 3 7:50a, 4:40p; 20 11:15p; 21 4:35p Daylight’s End (’16, Action) Years after a plague devastates the planet and turns most of humanity into blood-hungry beasts, a tough drifter assists a group of survivors. Johnny Strong, Lance Henriksen, Louis Mandylor, Chelsea Edmundson. (NR, 1:45) ESUSP March 2 12:03a; 8 12:16p; 26 2a

Days of Thunder 556 (’90, Action) An upstart stock-car driver goes to the edge for his manager, his brain-surgeon girlfriend and himself. Tom Cruise, Robert Duvall, Nicole Kidman, Randy Quaid. (PG-13, 1:47) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 9 2:17a, EACTN March 5 1:42p, 9:10p; 6 4:36a; 18 2:44p, 11:56p; 24 3:40a, 12:48p, 8p; 29 4:58a, 5:07p; 30 1:33a

Days of Wine and Roses 5556 (’62, Drama) A boozing PR man’s wife joins him in drinking but not in Alcoholics Anonymous. Jack Lemmon, Lee Remick, Charles Bickford, Jack Klugman. 9 (NR, 1:57) TCM March 8 2:45p

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MOVIES Dead Heist 55 (’07, Action) Bloodthirsty zombies ruin the plans of a group of thieves who plot to rob a bank. Big Daddy Kane, E-40, Bonecrusher, Brandon Hardin. (NR, 1:20) (AL, AS, N, SSC, V) ESUSP March 4 12:16a, 10:52a; 26 6:48a; 27 2:14a Dead Over Heels: An Aurora Teagarden Mystery (’17, Mystery) Librarian and real crime buff Aurora Roe Teagarden never liked Detective Sergeant Jack Burns. She also never wanted to see him dead, but when he winds up murdered, she can’t help but get involved. Candace Cameron Bure, Marilu Henner. (TVG, 2:00) HALLMV March 18 5p A Deadly Affair (’17, Suspense) A woman who suspects her contractor husband of having an affair trails him to a house and finds him dead. Valerie Azlynn, Luke Edwards, Alan Powell, Austin Highsmith. (2:00) LIFE March 10 2p, LIFEMOV March 16 10p; 17 2a

DEADLY DEED: A FIXER UPPER MYSTERY (’18, Crime Drama) Shannon Hughes has taken on a charity project renovating a grand old Victorian mansion. When a local banker is found murdered inside, Shannon must dust off the clues and cement the truth before her renovation becomes a demolition. Jewel, Colin Ferguson. (2:00) HALLMV March 11 9p; 15 9p; 18 11p; 21 9p; 25 11a DEADLY DELUSION (’17, Suspense) Hoping for a fresh start, Julia, a troubled woman, moves to Los Angeles with her new boyfriend. After settling into a new home, mysterious things begin to happen. It’s not long before Julia becomes convinced that her demons have moved with her. Haylie Duff, Mike Faiola, Teri Polo, Louis Mandylor. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 15 8p; 16 12a, LIFE March 10 4p Deadly Ex (’16, Suspense) A woman interprets a kiss at a high school reunion as an invitation to follow her ex across the country and supplant his current family. Natasha Henstridge, Marguerite Moreau, Jason Gerhardt, Sammi Hanratty. (2:00) (AS, V) LIFEMOV March 1 10p; 2 2a; 14 8p; 15 12a Deadly Inn (’18, Suspense) A single mother restores a Victorian home and opens a bed-andbreakfast. But the arrival of a guest with a hidden agenda shatters the peace. Angie Patterson, Aria Pullman, Chad Michael Collins, Rachel Riley. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 17 8p; 18 12a Deadly Lessons (’17, Suspense) A college girl quits school to run away with her charismatic professor She slowly learns that he is a controlling man with a dark, violent past. Christie Ann Burson,

Dear John 55 (’10, Romance) Unexpected consequences await a soldier and his lover, who correspond through the mail over a period of seven tumultuous years. Channing Tatum, Amanda Seyfried, Henry Thomas, Scott Porter. (PG-13, 1:47) (AS, V) ENCR-W March 8 7:10p; 9 3:55p; 18 9p; 19 7:28a, 5:30p, ECLASS March 4 9:51a; 13 7:49p; 15 4:51a, EFAMLY March 23 4:36p, 11:19p; 29 9:39p Death al Dente: A Gourmet Detective Mystery (’16, Mystery) When Henry Roth is tasked with seeking out a head chef for a new high-end Italian eatery, he doesn’t realize that murder will be on the menu. Dylan Neal, Ali Skovbye, Aaron Douglas, Jordana Largy. (TVG, 2:00) HALLMV March 19 9p; 28 9p Death at a Funeral 55 (’10, Comedy) Sibling rivalry, family secrets and a mysterious stranger threaten to blow the lid off the coffin when a man tries to give his late father a proper memorial. Keith David, Loretta Devine, Peter Dinklage, Ron Glass. (2:00) (AL, AS) TBS March 17 12:30a

Death Becomes Her 555 (’92, Comedy) An actress and an author fight over a plastic surgeon and the secret of eternal beauty. Meryl

Streep, Bruce Willis, Goldie Hawn, Isabella Rossellini. (1:45) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W March 1 4:15a; 4 11a; 10 7:30a; 13 10:35a, 11:30p; 18 8p; 23 12:15p; 26 10:35a, 8p; 29 8:45a

Death Clique (’14, Crime Drama) A rivalry among three high-school girls leads to a shocking act of violence that leaves one of them dead, and the mother of the dead teen intends to see justice prevail. Lexi Ainsworth, Barbara Alyn Woods, Brittany Underwood, Michelle Clunie. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 2 10a; 30 10a Death Line 55 (’72, Horror) A police inspector discovers that descendants of survivors of a cave-in in the early 1900s are eating London subway riders. Donald Pleasence, Ron Pember, Colin McCormack, Norman Rossington. (1:40) (AS, V) FLIX-W March 6 12:35p; 22 10:30a; 31 12:15p Death of a Gunfighter 556 (’69, Western) Town fathers run out of nice ways to get rid of an old-style marshal in the name of progress. Richard Widmark, Lena Horne, Carroll O’Connor, David Opatoshu. (PG, 1:34) (V) EWESTN March 14 9:49a, 11:35p; 23 8:11p; 24 2:48a

Death of a Vegas Showgirl (’16, Crime Drama) Two talented Las Vegas dancers become swept up in a tumultuous relationship that spirals into obsession. Roselyn Sánchez, Danso Gordon, Jason Cermak, Aaron Pearl. (2:00) (AS, V) LIFEMOV March 2 6p; 30 6p DEATH RACE 2 (’10, Action) Convicted of killing a cop, an inmate competes in a brutal race where cars are deadly weapons. Luke Goss, Ving Rhames, Sean Bean, Danny Trejo. (R, 1:36) (AL, AS, GV) EBLACK March 7 9:23p; 17 9:50a, Christina Cox, Ryan Scott Greene, Sammi Barber. ESUSP March 9 1:51a (2:00) (AS) LIFE March 3 2p, LIFEMOV March 30 DEATH RACE 3 (’12, Action) Only one victory 10p; 31 2a away from winning his freedom, legendary driver Deadly Secrets by the Lake (’17, Mystery) Carl Lucas enters the first Death Race to take Decorated NYPD Detective Jennifer Riley returns place in the brutal Kalahari Desert. Luke Goss, to her hometown after her sister is charged with Ving Rhames, Danny Trejo, Dougray Scott. (R, 1:45) the murder of her boss. Jennifer tries to make (AL, AS, V) EBLACK March 7 11:06p; 17 11:33a, amends with her estranged family as she exposes ESUSP March 12 1:23p; 29 11:51a the dark secrets that threaten to tear the town Death Wish 555 (’74, Crime Drama) A New apart. Stefanie von Pfetten, Ferelith Young, Andrew York architect turns vigilante hit man after thugs Moodie (2:00) LIFEMOV March 26 6a attack his wife and daughter. Charles Bronson, Deadly Sorority (’17, Suspense) Best friends Hope Lange, Vincent Gardenia, Steven Keats. (1:38) Samantha and Kristina go their separate ways (AL, AS, N, R, V) RPLEX March 7 11:54p; 16 1:23a, when Kristina gets into the hottest sorority on 9:40p; 27 4:52a, 3:09p, 10:19p campus. The nightmare begins when Kristina Deathtrap 555 (’82, Mystery) A cat-andis murdered and Samantha becomes the next mouse game ensues when a blocked Broadway target of the campus killer. Greer Grammer, Chloe playwright and his wife meet a fan with an excelBabcook, Moira Kelly, Steve Bacic. (2:00) LIFEMOV lent script. Michael Caine, Christopher Reeve, Dyan March 12 6p Cannon, Irene Worth. (PG, 1:55) (AL, AS, V) TCM Dealin’ With Idiots 55 (’13, Comedy) A March 24 10:45p comic looks for inspiration for his next movie The Deep End 555 (’01, Drama) A midamong the absurdly competitive parents and dle-class woman shields her homosexual son coaches involved with his son’s youth-baseball from a blackmailer. Tilda Swinton, Goran Visnjic, league. Jeff Garlin, Gina Gershon, Nia Vardalos, Jonathan Tucker, Peter Donat. (R, 1:39) (AL, AS, V) Jami Gertz. (NR, 1:23) (AS) IFC-E March 5 4:45a; 13 4:45a ESUSP March 23 1:24p All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.

Deep Impact 55 (’98, Drama) Troubled people attempt to mend their lives as they brace themselves for a comet that threatens Earth. Robert

Duvall, Tea Leoni, Elijah Wood, Vanessa Redgrave. (PG-13, 2:00) (AL, V) ENCR-W March 25 12:44a, 12:14p, ECLASS March 4 5:37a, 2:51p, 10:31p; 19 2:24p

Deep in the Heart of Texas 55 (’42, Western) The son of a separatist colonel tries to restore the state to the Union. Johnny Mack Brown, Tex Ritter, Fuzzy Knight, Jennifer Holt. 9 (NR, 1:02) EWESTN March 3 6:57a; 23 6:36a; 26 5:53a Deep Web (’15, Documentary) Filmmaker Alex Winter interviews the people behind the Deep Web and bitcoin. (1:30) EPIX March 9 6:20a Definitely, Maybe 555 (’08, Romance-Comedy) At his young daughter’s urging, a man on the cusp of divorce reminisces about his past romances and has her guess which one became her mother. Ryan Reynolds, Isla Fisher, Abigail Breslin, Rachel Weisz. (2:40) (AL, AS) FREEFM March 16 5:40p DELIRIOUS 55 (’91, Comedy) The head writer of a soap opera dreams he’s a character in it, romancing two women in the plot. John

Candy, Mariel Hemingway, Emma Samms, Raymond Burr. (1:40) (AL, AS) HDMOV March 5 6p, 9:55p; 11 4:20p, 11p; 23 8:15a

Delta Farce 56 (’07, Comedy) An Army officer mistakes three buddies for Army Reservists and deploys them to Iraq, but their vehicle is prematurely ejected over Mexico. Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, D.J. Qualls, Keith David. (1:30) (AS) FLIX-W March 16 4:15p DEMOLITION MAN 556 (’93, Science Fiction) The police defrost an imprisoned ex-officer to catch an escaped convict in 2032 San Angeles.

Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes, Sandra Bullock, Nigel Hawthorne. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) OVATN March 1 6:30p; 14 9p; 18 6:30p; 20 9:30p; 24 10:30p; 25 11:30a

Departed 5556 (’06, Crime Drama) oThe In Boston an undercover cop gains a gangland

chief’s trust, while a career criminal infiltrates the police force for the mob. Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Jack Nicholson, Mark Wahlberg. (3:30) (AL, AS, GV, SSC) AMC March 12 6:30p; 13 12:30a; 29 11p; 30 11:30a Descendants 2 (’17, Children’s) When the pressure to be royally perfect gets to be too much for Mal, she returns to the Isle of the Lost. She discovers that Uma, the daughter of Ursula, has taken over as queen, and that her gang is finalizing plans to bring down the barrier. Dove Cameron, Cameron Boyce, Sofia Carson, BooBoo Stewart. (NR, 1:51) DISN March 27 8p

The Descent 555 (’05, Horror) Women on a caving expedition encounter ravenous underground predators that would love to sink their teeth into fresh meat. Shauna Macdonald, Natalie Mendoza, Alex Reid, Saskia Mulder. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV) SYFY March 11 10a; 12 1:42a; 23 10a Descent 55 (’07, Drama) After a rape strips away her innocence and bright future, a college student plans revenge against her attacker. Rosario Dawson, Chad Faust, Marcus Patrick, Scott Bailey. (2:00) (AL, AS, R, V) SYFY March 22 1p

The Descent: Part 2 556 (’09, Horror) An amnesiac spelunker joins a rescue team to explore underground caves where bloodthirsty creatures dwell. Shauna Macdonald, Krysten Cummings, Gavan O’Herlihy, Douglas Hodge. (2:02) (AL, AS, GV) SYFY March 12 3:44a, 10:32a; 23 8a; 24 2a Desolation Canyon 55 (’06, Western) A sheriff and a retired gunman form a posse to track down a band of violent outlaws. Patrick Duffy, Stacy Keach, David Rees Snell, Kenneth Johnson. (NR, 1:36) EWESTN March 24 1:25a

Desperado: Badlands Justice 55 (’89, Western) Framed cowboy drifter Duell McCall poses as sheriff in a town run by corrupt businessmen. Alex McArthur, John Rhys-Davies, James B. Sikking, Gregory Sierra. (NR, 1:37) EWESTN March 17 4:42p; 26 10:41a, 9:48p

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Desperado: The Outlaw Wars 55 (’89, Western) Framed drifter Duell McCall comes home to his lover and is given a second chance by the sheriff. Alex McArthur, Richard Farnsworth, Lise Cutter, Whip Hubley. (NR, 1:37) EWESTN March 18 1:55a; 26 8:11p; 27 2:36a The Desperate Hours 5556 (’55, Crime Drama) An escaped convict and his partners terrorize a couple in their home. Humphrey Bogart, Fredric March, Martha Scott, Arthur Kennedy. 9 (1:55) (AL, AS, MV) RPLEX March 3 2:25p; 23 12:10p, 9:56p; 24 6:04a Despicable Me 555 (’10, Children’s) Animated. As he tries to execute a fiendish plot to steal the moon, a supervillain meets his match in three little orphan girls who want to make him their dad. Voices of Steve Carell, Jason Segel, Russell Brand, Julie Andrews. (2:05) (AS) FREEFM March 31 7:55p Destination Wedding (’17, Romance-Comedy) Ellie has been painstakingly planning her sister Mandy’s destination wedding for a very long time. When Mandy and her fiance don’t show up, Ellie and her ex-boyfriend find themselves reconnecting while frantically trying to prevent a disaster. Alexa PenaVega, Jeremy Guilbaut, Andrea Brooks, Rafael Simón. (2:00) HALL March 15 2p Destroy All Monsters! 56 (’68, Science Fiction) Scientists face Godzilla, Rodan, Mothra and more obscure Japanese monsters sent by she-aliens. Akira Kubo, Jun Tazaki, Yoshio Tsuchiya, Kyoko Ai. (1:32) RPLEX March 3 5:07a; 21 9:28p, EACTN March 15 2:49a Detective Story 555 (’51, Crime Drama) A New York police detective learns something shocking about his wife’s past. Kirk Douglas, Eleanor Parker, William Bendix, Horace McMahon. 9 (1:46) (AS, MV) RPLEX March 9 12:17p; 29

4:59a, 6:14p Detention 56 (’03, Action) A soldier-turnedteacher defends his school against violent gunmen who plan to use the building in a drug-smuggling operation. Dolph Lundgren, Alex Karzis, Kata Dobó, Corey Sevier. (1:45) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W March 5 3p; 13 2p The Devil Doll 556 (’36, Horror) Paul is wrongfully convicted of robbery and murder, and breaks out of prison using a scientist’s shrinking invention. Lionel Barrymore, Maureen O’Sullivan, Frank Lawton, Robert Greig. 9 (NR, 1:19) TCM March 12 10:15a THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 555 (’06, Comedy) A recent college graduate lands a job working for a famous and diabolical editor of a New York fashion magazine. Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Adrian Grenier, Stanley Tucci. (2:30) (AS) AMC March 1 8p; 2 12:30a; 16 9:30p; 27 11:30p; 28 10:30a Devil’s Island 55 (’40, Drama) A French doctor sentenced for treason performs brain surgery on the prison commandant’s daughter. Boris Karloff, Nedda Harrigan, James Stephenson, Adia Kuznetzoff. 9 (NR, 1:02) TCM March 19 3a

The Devil’s Own 555 (’97, Suspense) A New York policeman learns that his Irish houseguest is an IRA terrorist seeking U.S. weapons. Harrison Ford, Brad Pitt, Margaret Colin, Ruben Blades. (R, 1:50) (AL, AS, V) ECLASS March 13 1:40a; 19 9:19a, 9:48p; 27 4:10a The Devil’s Rejects 55 (’05, Horror) A vengeful sheriff and two bounty hunters track a murderous family on the run. Sid Haig, Bill Moseley, Sheri Moon Zombie, Ken Foree. (R, 1:49) (AL, AS, GV, N) ESUSP March 9 11:26a; 29 10:31p Diablo 55 (’15, Western) A young Civil War veteran embarks on a quest to save his kidnapped wife from a band of ruthless Mexican bandits. Scott Eastwood, Walton Goggins, Camilla Belle, Adam Beach. (1:25) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 21 1:25p

The Diabolical (’15, Horror) A scientist battles a malevolent spirit that haunts the home of his girlfriend and her two young children. Ali Larter,

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and a mistress conspire to murder the brutal headmaster of a school for boys, then the body disappears. Simone Signoret, Vera Clouzot, Paul Meurisse, Charles Vanel. 9 (NR, 1:56) TCM March 23 7p Diamond Demon (’47, Documentary) A minor league pitcher displays his unusual talents, such as throwing three baseballs at once. Narrated by Pete Smith. TCM March 29 11a Diary of a Mad Black Woman 55 (’05, Comedy-Drama) A woman must put her life back together after her husband of 18 years abruptly kicks her out of the house. Kimberly Elise, Steve Harris, Shemar Moore, Tamara Taylor. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) BET March 5 10p; 6 7p; 17 11p; 18 8p The Diary of Anne Frank 5556 (’59, Historical Drama) A German-Jewish girl and her family spend two years in an Amsterdam attic hiding from the Nazis. Millie Perkins, Joseph Schildkraut, Shelley Winters, Richard Beymer. 9 (NR, 2:50) TCM March 28 5p Dick Tracy 55 (’45, Crime Drama) Detective Tracy rescues Tess Trueheart and Junior from a killer called Splitface. Morgan Conway, Anne Jeffreys, Mike Mazurki, Jane Greer. 9 (NR, 1:02) TCM March 7 5p Dick Tracy 555 (’90, Crime Drama) The comic-strip detective woos Tess Trueheart, dodges Breathless Mahoney and chases nicknamed crooks. Warren Beatty, Madonna, Charlie Korsmo, Glenne Headly. (1:45) (MV) FLIX-W March 10 4:30p; 14 10:30a; 15 5:05a; 19 10:15p Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star 55 (’03, Comedy) Hoping to make a comeback, a man stays with a suburban family to prepare for the lead role in a Rob Reiner film. David Spade, Mary McCormack, Jon Lovitz, Craig Bierko. (PG-13, 1:39) (AL, AS) IFC-E March 2 4a, 10:30a; 5 6:45a; 18 12:30p; 19 4:45a; 22 4a, 10:15a Did You Hear About the Morgans? 56 (’09, Comedy) A husband and wife get a chance to repair their crumbling marriage when, after they witness a murder, federal agents hide them in a tiny Wyoming town. Hugh Grant, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sam Elliott, Mary Steenburgen. (PG-13, 1:43) (AS, V) ENCR-W March 11 7:14p; 12 1:56p, ECLASS March 7 4:23p; 27 9:42a; 31 1:04a, 12:50p, EFAMLY March 16 1:07a, 11:17p

Die Another Day 55 (’02, Action) James Bond teams with a beautiful agent to battle a terrorist and a businessman bent on world domination. Pierce Brosnan, Halle Berry, Toby Stephens, Rosamund Pike. (2:15) (AS, V) EPIX March 21 9:45p; 22 10:20a, 5:45p Die, Monster, Die! 556 (’65, Horror) An American in England finds plants, animals and his future in-laws mutated by a meteorite. Boris Karloff, Nick Adams, Freda Jackson, Suzan Farmer. (NR, 1:18) TCM March 26 9:45p

Dillinger 556 (’73, Crime Drama) Midwestern FBI agent Melvin Purvis hunts gangster John Dillinger, ending his crime spree in 1934. Warren Oates, Ben Johnson, Michelle Phillips, Cloris Leachman. (R, 1:47) (AS, GV) TCM March 28 12:30a

Dillinger 55 (’45, Crime Drama) John Dillinger’s crime spree ends in 1934 when the lady in red shows the FBI where he is. Lawrence Tierney, Anne Jeffreys, Edmund Lowe, Eduardo Ciannelli. 9 (NR, 1:10) (AS) TCM March 7 7:45p DIRTY DANCING 555 (’87, Romance) A doctor’s teenage daughter gets slinky with the dance teacher at a Catskills resort in the summer of 1963. Jennifer Grey, Patrick Swayze, Jerry Orbach, Cynthia Rhodes. (2:30) (AL, AS) PARMT March 1 11:30p, 12:30p; 7 1:30a, 12:30p The Dirty Dozen 5556 (’67, War) A U.S. Army major selects and trains 12 hard-core criminals for a daring raid on an impregnable Nazi chateau. Lee Marvin, Ernest Borgnine, Charles Bronson, Jim Brown. (NR, 2:29) (AS, MV) TCM March 9 11:45a

MOVIES Dirty Grandpa 56 (’16, Comedy) One week before his wedding, an uptight lawyer finds himself driving his foulmouthed grandfather to Daytona Beach, Fla., for a wild spring break that includes frat parties, bar fights and an epic night of karaoke. Robert De Niro, Zac Efron, Aubrey Plaza, Zoey Deutch. (1:45) (AL, AS, N, SSC) EPIX March 21 8p; 22 2:05p Dirty Pretty Things 555 (’02, Drama) A hotel receptionist runs a racket where desperate immigrants each give up a kidney in exchange for a passport. Chiwetel Ejiofor, Audrey Tautou, Sergi López, Sophie Okonedo. (R, 1:34) (AL, AS, V) EBLACK March 4 3:40a; 31 4:46a, ESUSP March 23 1:47a, 3:07p, IPLEX March 7 4:05p; 8 12:52a; 19 11:47a, 11:02p Dirty Teacher (’13, Suspense) After a high school senior learns her boyfriend is having an affair with a teacher, she becomes the victim of an elaborate frame-up. Josie Davis, Cameron Deane Stewart, Kelcie Stranahan, Darlene Vogel. (2:00) LIFE March 3 4p

Dirty Work 56 (’98, Comedy) Unable to find gainful employment, two underachievers establish a revenge-for-hire business. Norm Macdonald, Jack Warden, Artie Lange, Traylor Howard. (PG-13, 1:21) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 6 10:23a; 26 5:50p Disaster Movie 5 (’08, Comedy) During a fateful night, a group of impossibly attractive 20-somethings must dodge a series of man-made and natural disasters. Matt Lanter, Vanessa Minnillo, Kim Kardashian, Carmen Electra. (1:30) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W March 2 2:30a; 4 6:30p; 5 4a; 9 10:15p; 12 4:30p; 18 2p, 11:30p; 24 12:30p; 29 7:30p DISTRICT 9 5556 (’09, Science Fiction) A field operative for a company that oversees extraterrestrial refugees contracts a mysterious virus that begins to change his DNA. Sharlto Copley, Jason Cope, David James, Vanessa Haywood. (R, 1:51) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 4 5:38p; 17 10:29a, 5:04p; 30 11:02p; 31 3:25p, EBLACK March 22 2:44p, 11:23p; 27 7:55a, 6:05p, ECLASS March 9 4:03a, 10:42a; 12 11:43p; 14 8:17a

Disturbia 556 (’07, Suspense) Under house arrest, a troubled youth is unsure if his neighbor is really a serial killer or if his suspicions are the result of a captive and overactive imagination. Shia LaBeouf, David Morse, Sarah Roemer, Carrie-Anne Moss. (2:30) (AS, V) TNT March 15 1:30a

Disturbing Behavior 55 (’98, Horror) Highschool students suspect that sinister forces are controlling their too-perfect classmates. James

Marsden, Katie Holmes, Nick Stahl, Steve Railsback. (R, 1:23) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 5 10:44p; 8 1:44a

Divergent 55 (’14, Science Fiction) In a future society, people are divided into factions based on their personalities. After a young woman learns she is a Divergent and will never fit into any one group, she uncovers a conspiracy to destroy all those like her. Shailene Woodley, Theo James, Ashley Judd, Jai Courtney. (2:45) (AS, V) TNT March 3 1p; 14 10:30p Divided States A fight between students at a Pennsylvania high school leads to assault charges. (TV14, 1:01) (Part 1 of 4) A&E March 5 9p Divided States A fight between students at a Pennsylvania high school leads to assault charges. (TV14, 1:01) (Part 1 of 4) A&E March 6 1:03a; 10 12p Divided States A gunman allegedly opens fire on two Indian nationals in a bar, killing one and wounding the other. (TV14, 1:01) (Part 3 of 4) A&E March 12 9p; 13 1:03a Divided States A man shouts racial slurs at two teens on a train, prompting three male passengers to intervene. (TV14, 1:02) (Part 2 of 4) A&E March 5 10p; 6 2:04a; 10 1p

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Cable D Divided States Terror politics and the refugee crisis lead to a surging tide of nationalism across Europe. (TV14, 1:02) (Part 4 of 4) A&E March 12 10p Divided States Terror politics and the refugee crisis lead to a surging tide of nationalism across Europe. (TV14, 1:00) (Part 4 of 4) A&E March 13 2:04a Django Unchained 5556 (’12, Western) A former slave joins forces with the German bounty hunter who freed him and helps hunt down the South’s most-wanted criminals, all in the hope of finding his long-lost wife. Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz, Leonardo DiCaprio, Samuel L. Jackson. (3:00) (AL, AS, GV, N) BET March 3 8p; 4 5p; 24 8p; 25 5p Doctor Faustus 55 (’67, Fantasy) A medieval doctor sells his soul to Lucifer’s agent Mephistopheles, who tempts him with Helen of Troy. Richard Burton, Elizabeth Taylor, Andreas Teuber, Ian Marter. (NR, 1:33) TCM March 15 11:30p

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde 5556 (’31, Horror) March won an Oscar for his portrayal of the scientist whose experiments bring out a hideous side of his personality. Fredric March, Miriam Hopkins, Rose Hobart, Holmes Herbert. 9 (NR, 1:37) (AS, V) TCM March 12 7:15a Dr. Lucille (’00, Docudrama) Pediatric surgeon Lucille Teasdale and her physician husband treat the sick at their African field hospital. Marina Orsini, Massimo Ghini, Louis Gossett Jr., Vanessa Cooke. (1:36) MPLEX March 8 1:45p; 13 11:30a

Dr. Seuss’ the Lorax 556 (’12, Children’s) Animated. To find the one thing that will win him the girl of his dreams, a boy delves into the story of a grumpy forest creature who fights to protect his world. Voices of Danny DeVito, Ed Helms, Zac Efron, Taylor Swift. (2:00) (AL, AS) FXX March 1 3p; 2 1p; 14 3p; 15 10a DR. STRANGELOVE OR: HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB 5555 (’64, Comedy) President Muffley and his advisers man the Pentagon war room, as planes with bombs head toward Moscow. Peter Sellers, George C. Scott, Keenan Wynn, Slim Pickens. 9 (PG, 1:33) (AL, AS, V) ECLASS March 13 7:32a; 18 7:23p; 28 3:54a Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 555 (’04, Comedy) The owner of a gym and an overbearing entrepreneur form dodgeball teams to compete for $50,000 in Las Vegas. Vince Vaughn, Christine Taylor, Ben Stiller, Rip Torn. (2:00) (AL, AS) COM March 31 7p, 11p DOG DAY AFTERNOON 5555 (’75, Crime

Drama) A loser robs a Brooklyn bank with his stupid buddy to pay for his lover’s sex change. Al Pacino, John Cazale, Charles Durning, Chris Sarandon. (2:10) (AL, AS, V) HDMOV March 3 10:30a, 7:25p; 8 1:45p; 9 10:10a; 14 2p; 26 6p, 10:05p

THE DOGS OF WAR 555 (’80, Action) Jamie, a mercenary, is hired by a large corporation to help liberate Zangaro, a small African nation, from an iron-fisted despot. Once there, Jamie learns more about the plight of the country’s people and joins the Zangaro people’s fight. Christopher Walken, Tom Berenger, Colin Blakely, Jean-François Stévenin. (2:00) (AL, V) HDMOV March 5 2:10p; 28 6p, 9:35p; 31 2:05p

The Dolly Sisters 555 (’46, Musical) Hungarian stage sisters Jenny and Rosie dazzle early 1900s audiences from Broadway to the Riviera. Betty Grable, John Payne, June Haver, Reginald Gardiner. (NR, 1:54) FXM March 21 3a

Donnie Brasco 5556 (’97, Crime Drama) An undercover FBI agent uses the patronage of an unwitting mobster to infiltrate the New York Mafia. Al Pacino, Johnny Depp, Michael Madsen, Bruno Kirby. (R, 2:06) (AL, AS, BN, GV) ENCR-W

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Don’t Wake Mommy (’15, Suspense) A new mom meets a woman whose dark intentions come to light. Ashley Bell, Sara Rue, Dean Geyer, Alex Essoe. (2:00) (AS) LIFE March 18 10a, LIFEMOV March 15 6p Doom 55 (’05, Science Fiction) Soldiers use heavy firepower to battle mutants at a high-tech research facility on Mars. The Rock, Karl Urban, Rosamund Pike, Ben Daniels. (NR, 1:53) (AL, AS, GV, N) IFC-E March 11 4a, 8a; 12 7:45a, 11p; 24 8:15a; 25 12a; 29 5a, 9:45a The Doors 555 (’91, Biography) UCLA film student Jim Morrison finds a girlfriend, forms a band and turns tragic 1960s rock star. Val Kilmer, Meg Ryan, Kevin Dillon, Kyle MacLachlan. (2:20) (AL, AS, N, SSC, V) EPIX March 21 1a Double Harness 556 (’33, Romance-Comedy) After tricking him into marriage, a woman tries to win the love of her philandering husband. Ann Harding, William Powell, Henry Stephenson, Lilian Bond. 9 (NR, 1:10) TCM March 26 3a DOUBLE INDEMNITY 5555 (’44, Crime

Drama) An insurance man helps a platinum blonde kill her husband, but all does not go as planned. Fred MacMurray, Barbara Stanwyck, Edward G. Robinson, Porter Hall. 9 (NR, 1:46) TCM March 1 8:15a Double Jeopardy 555 (’99, Suspense) While in jail for murdering her husband, a woman discovers he is living under a new identity with their son. Tommy Lee Jones, Ashley Judd, Bruce Greenwood, Annabeth Gish. (R, 1:45) (AL, AS, V) ECLASS March 17 12:17p, 10:55p; 28 2:06a, ESUSP March 7 12:10a, 5:21p; 31 7:12p Double Mommy (’17, Suspense) Ryan discovers his friend Bryce is the father of one of his girlfriend’s twin babies and that he date raped her at a party over the summer. With college looming over Bryce’s head, he will stop at nothing to make sure that he clears his name. Morgan Obenreder, Mark Grossman, Megan Gallagher, Griffin Freeman. (2:00) (AS) LIFE March 17 2p

The Double O Kid 55 (’92, Adventure) A summer intern rushes to Los Angeles with a package wanted by a computer-virus designer and his henchwoman. Corey Haim, Brigitte Nielsen, Wallace Shawn, Nicole Eggert. (PG-13, 1:35) (AL, MV) EACTN March 16 3:11a; 22 3a Double Team 56 (’97, Adventure) An international spy teams with a flamboyant weapons dealer to escape from a penal colony and save his family. Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dennis Rodman, Mickey Rourke, Paul Freeman. (R, 1:31) (V) EACTN March 8 6:17a; 23 1:26a Down Argentine Way 55 (’40, Musical) A rich, blond New York show-jumper follows the son of a horse breeder back to Argentina. Betty Grable, Don Ameche, Carmen Miranda, J. Carrol Naish. (NR, 1:28) FXM March 14 4:05a

Down Missouri Way 55 (’46, Musical Comedy) Agriculture professor Jane Colwell is seeking a quiet getaway when she takes her prized mule off to visit an Ozarks farming community, but upon arrival she is stunned to discover a film crew diligently at work on a new movie. Martha O’Driscoll, John Carradine, Eddie Dean, William Wright. 9 (NR, 1:13) EWESTN March 2 6:10a; 8 6:50a; 27 9:34a; 28 5:23a Down Periscope 55 (’96, Comedy) A Navy admiral stacks the deck against a submarine commander whose career hinges on winning at war games. Kelsey Grammer, Lauren Holly, Bruce Dern, Rob Schneider. (1:35) (AL) HDMOV March 6 8:25a; 11 7:40p; 12 2:10a, 3a; 19 3:30a, 12:25p; 23 6p, 9:15p; 31 10:35a

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MOVIES Down to You 56 (’00, Romance-Comedy) Two collegians fall in love but have a bumpy affair due to mischievous roommates and the temptation to stray. Freddie Prinze Jr., Julia Stiles, Selma Blair, Shawn Hatosy. (PG-13, 1:32) (AL, AS) ECLASS March 16 2:15p, MPLEX March 31 10:56p Downfall 555 (’04, Historical Drama) As the Third Reich crumbles around them, Adolf Hitler’s secretary witnesses the final 10 days of the Nazi dictator’s life. Bruno Ganz, Alexandra Maria Lara, Corinna Harfouch, Ulrich Matthes. (2:45) (AS, GV, N) FLIX-W March 1 1:30a; 15 12p; 20 12a; 29 3a Dracula 2000 5 (’00, Horror) A London antiques dealer travels to New Orleans to save his estranged daughter from his nemesis, Count Dracula. Christopher Plummer, Gerard Butler, Jonny Lee Miller, Justine Waddell. (R, 1:39) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 2 1:50a, 9p; 12 1:47a, 9p; 27 12:09p Dracula Untold 55 (’14, Adventure) Vlad III, prince of Wallachia, trades his humanity for the power to defend his land and people from the ruthless forces of the Ottoman Empire. Luke Evans, Sarah Gadon, Dominic Cooper, Art Parkinson. (2:00) (AS, V) FX March 1 9:30a, FXX March 27 3p; 28 12p, FXM March 5 3p, 10:30p

DRAFT DAY 556 (’14, Drama) On the day of the NFL Draft, the general manager of the Cleveland Browns must decide what he’s willing to sacrifice as he angles for the number-one pick. Kevin Costner, Jennifer Garner, Denis Leary, Frank Langella. (2:30) (AL, AS) HDMOV March 7 6p, 10:10p; 16 12:50p; 17 3:15a; 20 10:15a; 25 6p, 10p; 31 4:05p, OVATN March 5 8p; 6 10p; 12 10:30p; 18 1:30p; 21 6:30p; 25 4:30p Dragon Blade (’15, Action) An exiled Chinese general offers shelter to a renegade Roman and his legion, then becomes involved in the soldier’s dispute with Rome’s villainous consul. Jackie Chan, John Cusack, Adrien Brody, Joey Jozef. (2:19) (AS, GV) SYFY March 2 3:45p; 3 10:10a; 13 1:20p; 14 8:15a; 29 12p

Dragonheart 556 (’96, Fantasy) A medieval dragon-slayer teams up with his intelligent prey to rid the land of a tyrant who betrayed them.

Dennis Quaid, David Thewlis, Pete Postlethwaite, Dina Meyer. (2:00) (AS, V) OVATN March 1 2p; 2 11:30a; 10 11a; 11 9a; 14 2p; 15 11:30a

Dreamscape 556 (’84, Science Fiction) Two scientists have a psychic enter other’s dreams to help them overcome their nightmares. Dennis Quaid, Kate Capshaw, Max von Sydow, Christopher Plummer. (1:45) (AL, AS, N, V) FLIX-W March 22 5:15a; 27 6:30a

Dressed to Kill 556 (’41, Crime Drama) Private eye Michael Shayne uses 25-year-old clues to solve a double murder in a theater. Lloyd Nolan,

Mary Beth Hughes, Sheila Ryan, William Demarest. 9 (NR, 1:15) FXM March 20 3a; 21 1:45a

Drew Peterson: Untouchable 56 (’12, Docudrama) Suspicion falls on police officer Drew Peterson when his fourth wife disappears. Rob Lowe, Kaley Cuoco, Cara Buono, William Mapother. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 1 8p; 2 12a

Drillbit Taylor 55 (’08, Comedy) Three friends hire a homeless soldier-of-fortune to protect them from the school bully. Owen Wilson, Troy Gentile, David Dorfman, Nate Hartley. (2:00) (AL, AS, N) TBS March 31 2a, 8a Drop Dead Sexy (’04, Comedy) When a financial scam goes awry, a group of would-be criminals turns to kidnapping and blackmail. Jason Lee, Crispin Glover, Pruitt Taylor Vince, Audrey Marie Anderson. (1:30) (AL, AS, N, V) EPIX March 2 5:15a

1:41) (AL, V) EACTN March 2 3:12a, 10:05a, 5:36p; 18 7:11a, 10:12p; 28 1:34a, 5:25p Drumline 555 (’02, Comedy-Drama) A young man from Harlem joins a Southern university’s marching band but antagonizes the musical director and its leader. Nick Cannon, Zoe Saldana, Orlando Jones, Leonard Roberts. (2:30) (AL, AS) VH1 March 3 9p; 4 11a; 5 11:30a Drumline: A New Beat (’14, Comedy-Drama) A young woman aspires to become a trailblazing leader in her school’s marching band. Alexandra Shipp, Leonard Roberts, Jordan Calloway, Jeff Pierre. (TVPG, 2:30) VH1 March 3 11:30p; 4 1:30p

Drums Across the River 55 (’54, Western) A profiteer frames a boy and his father for stealing gold on Indian land. Audie Murphy, Walter Brennan, Lyle Bettger, Lisa Gaye. (NR, 1:18) EWESTN March 14 7:06a; 29 9:15a Drums Along the Mohawk 555 (’39, Historical Drama) Newlyweds face Indians and the British in upstate New York during the Revolution. Claudette Colbert, Henry Fonda, John Carradine, Edna May Oliver. (NR, 1:43) FXM March 3 3a

The Duel 55 (’16, Western) A Texas Ranger investigates a series of murders in an Old West town that’s run by a former Confederate officer.

Woody Harrelson, Liam Hemsworth, Alice Braga, Emory Cohen. (1:55) (AL, AS, GV) EPIX March 13

9:10a The DUFF 556 (’15, Comedy) A high-school senior sets out to reinvent herself and revolutionize the student body’s social order after learning that a judgmental classmate has given her an embarrassing nickname. Mae Whitman, Robbie Amell, Bella Thorne, Bianca Santos. (2:30) (AL, AS) FREEFM March 11 9:30p; 12 6p The Duke Is Tops 55 (’38, Musical) A singer goes to New York for her big break, leaving her medicine-show buddies behind. Ralph Cooper, Lena Horne, Lawrence Criner, Monte Hawley. 9 (1:15) RPLEX March 1 6:43a; 7 2:44a, EBLACK March 9 4:49a DUMB AND DUMBER 555 (’94, Comedy) An inept dog groomer and a limousine driver chase the latter’s dream girl cross country. Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels, Lauren Holly, Teri Garr. (2:30) (AL, AS, MV) VICE March 4 7p, 9:30p; 9 9:30p; 10 7p Dune 556 (’84, Science Fiction) Paul Atreides leads the fight for vital spice on a desert planet in the year 10191. Kyle MacLachlan, Sting, Francesca Annis, Leonardo Cimino. (2:30) (AS, V) FLIX-W March 8 9:15a; 9 5a; 12 7a; 26 8:15a Dying to Be Loved (’16, Suspense) Jill’s daughter takes up with a bad boy whose violent behavior lands the young couple in trouble. To avoid a stint in prison, they appear to commit a double suicide, but Jill sets out to prove they have gone on the run. Lindsay Hartley, Paloma Kwiatkowski, Dan Payne, Jedidiah Goodacre. (2:00) LIFE March 25 10a, LIFEMOV March 6 6a

E The Eagle and the Hawk 555 (’33, War) A World War I British pilot is as sick of the war as his new co-pilot is eager to join it. Fredric March, Cary Grant, Jack Oakie, Carole Lombard. 9 (NR, 1:12) TCM March 25 5:30a Earthquake 55 (’74, Suspense) An architect tries to rescue his estranged wife and find his mistress after an earthquake hits Los Angeles. Charlton Heston, Ava Gardner, George Kennedy, Geneviève Bujold. (2:05) (AS, V) MPLEX March 12 9:10p; 13 7:20a; 25 10:06p

EASTERN PROMISES 5556 (’07, Drama) A chain of murder and retribution uncoils when a man who is tied to a crime family in London crosses paths with a resolute midwife.

Viggo Mortensen, Naomi Watts, Vincent Cassel, Drop Zone 556 (’94, Action) A U.S. marshal Armin Mueller-Stahl. (1:45) (AL, AS, GV, N) HDMOV turns sky diver to nab a hijacker and his paraMarch 6 6p, 9:30p; 10 8:05p; 11 11:15a; 21 6p, chuter gang planning to invade the DEA. Wesley 9:50p; 22 9:50p; 30 4:15p, 10:40p Snipes, Gary Busey, Yancy Butler, Michael Jeter. (R, All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.

Easy A 555 (’10, Comedy) The escape of a little white lie teaches a clean-cut teenager to use the high-school rumor mill to her advantage.

Emma Stone, Penn Badgley, Amanda Bynes, Dan Byrd. (2:00) (AL, AS) LIFE March 11 6p

Easy Rider 5556 (’69, Drama) Two free spirits on chopped motorcycles clash with the Establishment and meet a boozy lawyer as they cross America. Peter Fonda, Dennis Hopper, Jack Nicholson, Antonio Mendoza. (R, 1:34) (AL, AS, V) TCM March 19 10:45p Eddie Murphy Raw 556 (’87, Comedy) The comedian does a Bill Cosby impression and discusses life, women and sex in a stand-up show in New York. Eddie Murphy, Tatyana Ali, Samuel L. Jackson, Deon Richmond. (R, 1:31) (AL) ENCR-W March 9 2:22p; 18 2:55a Eden Lake 555 (’08, Horror) During a romantic weekend getaway, a young couple confronts a gang of youths, and suffers brutal consequences. Finn Atkins, Michael Fassbender, James Gandhi, Thomas Gill. (R, 1:31) (AL, AS, N, V) ESUSP March 8 12:10a, 2:04p, 9p; 28 12:12a

Edge of Tomorrow 555 (’14, Science Fiction) A soldier who was killed in action gets caught up in a time loop, in which he repeatedly relives his last battle. However, the more times he fights, the closer he gets to discovering how to defeat the alien enemy. Tom Cruise, Emily Blunt, Brendan Gleeson, Bill Paxton. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) WGNA March 7 7p; 20 8p 8MM 55 (’99, Suspense) A widow hires a man to identify a teen killed in a snuff film that was stashed in her husband’s safe. Nicolas Cage, Joa-

quin Phoenix, James Gandolfini, Peter Stormare. (2:06) (AL, AS, GV) IPLEX March 1 12:40a; 18 4:08a; 31 4:02a, ESUSP March 3 6:54p; 4 1:34a; 14 1:54a, 3:36p; 27 3:32p

El Greco 56 (’66, Biography) Greek painter Domenikos Theotokopoulos woos a beauty and faces the Inquisition in 16th-century Spain. Mel

Ferrer, Rosanna Schiaffino, Franco Giacobini, Adolfo Celi. (NR, 1:35) FXM March 11 7:35a

EL JEREMÍAS 555 (’15, Comedy-Drama) After Jeremias learns he is a genius, he has a hard time succeeding. Martín Castro, Karem Momo Ruiz, Isela Vega, Marcela Sotomayor. (1:39) (AS) EFAMLY March 15 12:55a Elena y Raquel (’71, Drama) Una joven está embarazada de un novio que la abandonó y odia al bebé,pero al nacer cambian sus sentimientos hacia éste. Saby Kamalich, Hilda Aguirre, Julio Alemán (1:30) TELM March 2 3:30a Elevator Girl 55 (’10, Romance) Sparks fly between a free-spirited woman and a successful lawyer who meet while stuck in an elevator. Lacey Chabert, Ryan Merriman, Patty McCormack, Hedy Burress. (TVPG, 2:00) HALL March 9 4p; 24 9a

Ella Enchanted 556 (’04, Children’s) A young woman embarks on a journey to break the curse of obedience placed upon her by a fairy godmother. Anne Hathaway, Hugh Dancy, Cary Elwes, Vivica A. Fox. (2:00) (AL, AS) FREEFM March 8 12a Eloise (’17, Horror) Four friends break into an abandoned insane asylum to find a death certificate that could give one of them rights to a hefty inheritance. While inside, the friends learn the terrifying history of the place and the truth about their own pasts. Eliza Dushku, Robert Patrick, Chace Crawford, Brandon T. Jackson. (R, 1:29) (AL, AS, V) EBLACK March 2 7:05a; 7 4:44p; 18 5:16a, ESUSP March 20 2:23p; 22 5:22a; 31 9:51a Elopement 5 (’10, Suspense) Desperate to save his daughter’s life, a man kidnaps his niece to harvest her kidney. Ian Ziering, Chris Kramer, Pascale Hutton, Ingrid Torrance. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 14 6a Elysium 555 (’13, Science Fiction) In 2159, the wealthy live in comfort and luxury aboard a space station, while the poor have a hardscrabble existence on the overpopulated and ruined Earth. Matt Damon, Jodie Foster, Sharlto Copley,

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En Esta Cama Nadie Duerme (’71, Comedia) El Hotel Paraíso se vuelve el lugar preferido de diversas parejas que viven en secreto varios líos amorosos. Julio Alemán, Zulma Faiad, Jacqueline Andere, Resortes. (1:30) TELM March 1 3:30a ENCHANTED 555 (’07, Children’s) Live action/animated. Banished by an evil queen, a princess from a fairy-tale world lands in modern Manhattan, where music, magic and “happily ever after” are sorely lacking. Amy Adams, Patrick Dempsey, James Marsden, Timothy Spall. (2:00) (AS) MTV March 3 3:30p; 4 6a End of Days 56 (’99, Horror) An ex-cop must protect a woman chosen by Satan to be the mother of the Antichrist. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gabriel Byrne, Kevin Pollak, Robin Tunney. (2:05) (AL, AS, GV) FLIX-W March 4 12:55p, 8p; 9 11:45p; 14 6p; 15 1:30a; 18 12a; 20 1:55p; 21 12a; 25 2:30p; 26 2:15a; 29 1:45p, 9p Ender’s Game 556 (’13, Science Fiction) A youth exhibits an unusual gift that gets him selected for advanced military training to lead Earth’s forces in an intense war against Formics, alien invaders that nearly destroyed the planet once before. Harrison Ford, Asa Butterfield, Hailee Steinfeld, Abigail Breslin. (2:30) (AS, V) TNT March 9 11:15p; 10 1p Endless Love 56 (’14, Romance) Parental disapproval only makes two teenage lovers more reckless as they pursue their intense affair. Alex Pettyfer, Gabriella Wilde, Bruce Greenwood, Joely Richardson. (PG-13, 1:45) (AL, AS, BN) FXM March 8 9p, 11p

ENEMY OF THE STATE 555 (’98, Suspense) A former NSA operative aids the innocent victim of a politically motivated assassination cover-up. Will Smith, Gene Hackman, Jon Voight, Lisa Bonet. (NR, 2:11) (AL, AS, V) SUND March 25 9p; 26 5p Engaged to Kill (’06, Suspense) Abby has no idea Nick, her new boyfriend, blames her mother for his last girlfriend’s death when she turns to him for help. Joe Lando, Maria del Mar, Dominic Zamprogna, Katharine Isabelle. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 16 8a Epic 556 (’13, Children’s) Animated. Magically transported to a secret realm, a teenage girl joins an ongoing battle between the forces of good, which keep the natural world vital, and the forces of evil, which want to destroy it. Voices of Colin Farrell, Josh Hutcherson, Amanda Seyfried, Beyoncé Knowles. (2:00) (AL, AS) FXX March 1 11a; 2 9a

The Equalizer 556 (’14, Action) A former commando comes out of retirement and puts his special skills to work to rescue a girl who is under the control of ruthless Russian mobsters. Denzel Washington, Marton Csokas, Chloë Grace Moretz, David Harbour. (3:30) (AL, AS, GV) FX March 16 8p, 11:30p; 24 1p; 25 10a

Eragon 55 (’06, Children’s) The discovery of a dragon’s egg puts a poor farm boy on the path to his destiny to be a Dragon Rider and defeat an evil king. Ed Speleers, Jeremy Irons, Sienna Guillory, Robert Carlyle. (PG, 1:43) (AS, V) EACTN March 10 4:14p; 23 6:53a Escape From Alcatraz 555 (’79, Suspense) Based on the true story of a hardened convict who engineered an elaborate plan to bust out of the famed prison in 1962. Clint Eastwood, Patrick McGoohan, Jack Thibeau, Roberts Blossom. (2:30) (AS, V) AMC March 6 10:30a; 7 2:15a; 30 9a, SUND March 18 1:45p

Escort West 55 (’59, Western) A Confederate veteran goes west with his daughter and meets two sisters, Indians and Union troops.

Victor Mature, Elaine Stewart, Faith Domergue, Reba Waters. 9 (NR, 1:15) EWESTN March 2 7:25a; 28 4:05a, 9:22a

Eulogy 55 (’04, Comedy) A porn actor, a college student and other members of a dysfunctional family gather for a patriarch’s funeral. Hank Azaria,

Jesse Bradford, Zooey Deschanel, Glenne Headly.

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(1:33) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 7 9:03a, 5:44p; 25 7:27p; 26 2:10a Evan Almighty 55 (’07, Children’s) A newly elected congressman faces a crisis of biblical proportions when God commands him to build an ark. Steve Carell, Morgan Freeman, Lauren Graham, John Goodman. (2:00) (AS) AMC March 2 3a, 12:45p; 22 1:30a, 10:30a The Evening Star 55 (’96, Drama) A spunky woman copes with her troubled adult grandchildren, feuds with an enemy and has a fling with a younger man. Shirley MacLaine, Bill Paxton, Juliette Lewis, Miranda Richardson. (2:12) (AL, AS) MPLEX March 7 10:37p; 8 6:17a, 7:04p; 18 3:41a, 5p Event Horizon 556 (’97, Science Fiction) A rescue party encounters supernatural forces aboard a prototype spaceship that vanished seven years earlier. Laurence Fishburne, Sam Neill, Kathleen Quinlan, Joely Richardson. (R, 1:35) (AL, BN, GV) EBLACK March 1 11a, 9:25p; 2 3:55a; 6 4:52p; 10 1:22p, EACTN March 14 7:10p; 15 10:48a; 23 2:18p, 11:51p Everybody Wants Some!! 555 (’16, Comedy) In 1980 Texas, a college freshman meets his new baseball teammates, an unruly group of disco-dancing, skirt-chasing partyers. Will Brittain, Zoey Deutch, Ryan Guzman, Tyler Hoechlin. (2:00) (AL, AS, N) EPIX March 5 3:15a Everything or Nothing: The Untold Story of 007 555 (’12, Documentary) Tracing the history of the James Bond franchise, as envisioned by film producers Albert R. Broccoli and Harry Saltzman and author Ian Fleming. Ken Adam, Maud Adams, Barbara Broccoli, Pierce Brosnan. (1:40) EPIX March 15 11:05a

Evil Dead 2 5556 (’87, Horror) Cabin visitors fight protean spirits of the dead with a chainsaw, a shotgun and Egyptian incantations. Bruce Campbell, Sarah Berry, Dan Hicks, Denise Bixler. (R, 1:25) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 4 7:33p; 5 1:54a; 12 12:20a; 31 9p Evil Nanny (’17, Suspense) When their nanny begins neglecting her duties, the Tripps have no choice but to fire her. They then learn that the nanny has established residency in their home and will have to be legally evicted — which could take months. Lindsay Elston, Matthew Pohlkamp, Nichole Sterling, Cooper Fontaine. (2:00) LIFE March 31 6p, LIFEMOV March 21 8p; 22 12a Ex-Wife Killer (’18, Suspense) When Josie’s ex-husband, Michael, stumbles into her flower shop with a business offer she can’t refuse, she is caught in the crossfire of a brutal divorce between Michael and his self-proclaimed crazy ex-wife. Marguerite Moreau, Jordan Belfi, Arianne Zucker, Eric Scott Woods. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 10 10p; 11 4a Executive Decision 555 (’96, Action) A commando squad must conduct a midair assault upon a hijacked plane loaded with terrorists and a deadly nerve gas. Kurt Russell, Halle Berry, John Leguizamo, Steven Seagal. (3:00) (AL, V) OVATN March 4 5:30p; 13 6:30p; 17 8p; 19 8p; 20 4p The Exorcist File: Haunted Boy (’14, Documentary) Documentary filmmakers uncover a secret diary in a haunted asylum that details an exorcism performed in 1949 on a 13-year-old boy. (1:00) DEST March 4 6a; 20 7a; 21 8a Expecting Amish (’14, Drama) A pregnant teen must decide whether to marry her boyfriend and stay in Amish country or reunite with the father of her child in Los Angeles. AJ Michalka, Jesse McCartney, Jean-Luc Bilodeau, Alyson Stoner. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 25 8a The Expendables 55 (’10, Action) A mercenary and his men learn that their assignment to overthrow a South American dictator is a suicide mission. Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Terry Crews. (2:15) (AL, AS, GV) TNT March 20 12p; 31 8a The Expendables 2 556 (’12, Action) Mercenary Barney Ross and his team cut a swath of destruction through opposing forces as they take revenge for the vicious murder of a comrade.

MOVIES Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren. (2:00) (AS, GV) PARMT March 24 5p; 25 12:30a, TNT March 6 3p

The Expendables 3 55 (’14, Action) After a former associate makes it his mission to end the Expendables, Barney Ross assembles a team of younger, tech-savvy recruits to help take down their enemy. Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Antonio Banderas, Jet Li. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) TNT March 30 8p; 31 12:30p Explorers 556 (’85, Children’s) Three boys take a homemade spaceship to another galaxy and meet aliens who speak American TV. Ethan Hawke, River Phoenix, Jason Presson, Amanda Peterson. (1:51) (MV) EFAMLY March 5 10a, 9:37p; 6 3:23a; 10 1:14a, 8:42a, 3:25p, MPLEX March 21 11:47p; 22 6:37a, 3:08p; 30 5p; 31 10:06a

The Eyes of Annie Jones (’64, Suspense) Two men try to prevent an orphan who has extrasensory perception from discovering their crime. Richard Conte, Francesca Annis, Joyce Carey, Myrtle Reed. 9 (NR, 1:13) FXM March 7 5:35a; 8 12:30a; 20 7:25a; 21 12:30a Eyewitness 556 (’81, Suspense) Pretending to know something about a murder, a janitor seduces a TV newswoman but also becomes a target. William Hurt, Sigourney Weaver, Christopher Plummer, James Woods. (1:45) (AS, V) RPLEX March 5 12:50p, 8p; 6 7:42a; 14 8:16a

F Fab Five: The Texas Cheerleader Scandal (’08, Docudrama) The new cheerleading coach at a high school is asked to resign by administrators after she tries to rein in five cheerleaders engaging in scandalous behavior. Jenna Dewan, Ashley Benson, Tatum O’Neal, Aimee Fortier. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 29 10a

Fabric of Time (’07, Documentary) Science and religion come together to uncover a mystery. (1:00) TBN March 4 1a; 10 11p A Face in the Crowd 555 (’57, Drama) A TV woman turns Arkansas bum Lonesome Rhodes into a homespun media hero rotten with power. Andy Griffith, Patricia Neal, Anthony Franciosa, Walter Matthau. 9 (NR, 2:05) TCM March 18 10:45a Face/Off 555 (’97, Action) An FBI agent and a violent terrorist switch identities. John Travolta, Nicolas Cage, Joan Allen, Alessandro Nivola. (R, 2:18) (AL, AS, GV) ENCR-W March 4 2:30a; 23 11:42a, EACTN March 16 6:33p; 17 6:23a, 2:09p; 29 6:57p; 30 5:06a Facing the Giants 55 (’06, Drama) A Christian high-school football coach inspires the players on his losing team through his steadfast belief in God. Alex Kendrick, Shannen Fields, Steve Williams, Bailey Cave. (2:30) (AS) UP March 4 9p; 18 11a The Faculty 556 (’98, Horror) High-school students gradually begin to suspect that their teachers are from another planet. Jordana Brewster, Clea DuVall, Laura Harris, Josh Hartnett. (R, 1:42) (AL, AS, GV, N) ENCR-W March 3 2:14a, ESUSP March 9 3:34a, 10:44p; 17 9p; 18 3:22p, EACTN March 21 3:06a, 10:51a, 5:40p; 29 1:28a Failure to Launch 55 (’06, Romance-Comedy) The parents of a young man who still lives at home hire a beautiful woman to entice him to finally leave the nest. Matthew McConaughey, Sarah Jessica Parker, Zooey Deschanel, Justin Bartha. (2:00) (AL, AS, N) TBS March 25 2p; 26 1:30a

FAMILY PLOT 555 (’76, Suspense) Two frauds seeking a woman’s heir cross paths with another couple planning a kidnapping scheme for diamonds. Bruce Dern, Karen Black, Barbara Harris, William Devane. (PG, 2:00) (AS, V) ECLASS March 8 2:12p; 9 7:49a, ESUSP March 16 1:50p; 17 5:07a

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Cable F The Family Stone 556 (’05, Romance-Comedy) Everett brings Meredith to meet his bohemian family at Christmas. While trying to win the approval of her boyfriend’s parents and the rest of his family, she only succeeds in highlighting her uptight personality, making Everett doubt his intentions. Dermot Mulroney, Sarah Jessica Parker, Diane Keaton, Luke Wilson. (PG-13, 1:44) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 29 2:45a, ECLASS March 11 1:29p, EFAMLY March 13 4:39p, 11:55p; 25 10:14p; 26 4:39p Fantastic Four 55 (’05, Action) Four people gain unusual powers after a space mission exposes them to cosmic radiation. Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba, Chris Evans, Michael Chiklis. (2:30) (AS, V) AMC March 17 5:30p; 18 3p; 28 8p; 29 4:30p Fantastic Four 56 (’15, Action) Mr. Fantastic, the Thing, the Human Torch and the Invisible Woman must harness their new superhuman abilities to prevent Doctor Doom from destroying the Earth. Miles Teller, Michael B. Jordan, Kate Mara, Jamie Bell. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) FX March 19 6p; 20 9:30a, FXX March 3 12:30p; 4 8:30a Fantastic Voyage 5556 (’66, Science Fiction) A surgical task force is reduced to microbe size to perform a delicate operation inside the brain of a dying scientist. Stephen Boyd, Raquel Welch, Edmond O’Brien, Donald Pleasence. (PG, 1:40) (AL, MV) FXM March 7 10:15a; 8 3a; 21 10:15a; 22 5:55a Farewell to Spring (’59, Drama) Five friends learn an important lesson about the past and future when a hometown reunion gives them the opportunity to examine the paths their lives have taken. Masahiko Tsugawa, Kazuya Kosaka, Akira Ishihama, Ineko Arima. 9 (NR, 1:42) TCM March 19 1a Fast & Furious 6 556 (’13, Action) Agent Hobbs offers Dom Toretto and his crew a full pardon if they help him nab a gang of lethally skilled mercenary drivers whose second-in-command is someone they all know. Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson, Michelle Rodriguez. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) FX March 3 8p; 4 5p The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift 556 (’06, Action) An American street racer in Japan learns an exciting but dangerous new style and goes head-to-head with a local champion who has ties to the Yakuza. Lucas Black, Zachery Ty Bryan, Bow Wow, Brian Tee. (PG-13, 1:44) (AL, AS, V) IFC-E March 1 2:30p, 4:45p; 10 5p, 7:15p Fast Five 556 (’11, Action) In Rio de Janeiro, ex-con Dom Torretto and ex-cop Brian O’Conner join forces against a corrupt businessman who wants them both dead. Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Jordana Brewster, Tyrese Gibson. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) PARMT March 10 3p, 9p Faster 55 (’10, Action) A veteran cop and an assassin track an ex-convict who is on a mission to take revenge on his brother’s killers. Dwayne Johnson, Billy Bob Thornton, Oliver Jackson-Cohen, Carla Gugino. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV) SYFY March 3 6:30p; 4 3:27p, USA March 10 2p

Fat Man and Little Boy 556 (’89, Historical Drama) Gen. Leslie R. Groves and physicist J. Robert Oppenheimer head the Manhattan Project, development of the first atomic bomb.

Paul Newman, Dwight Schultz, Bonnie Bedelia, John Cusack. (2:11) (AL, AS) RPLEX March 3 10:46p; 13 9a, 8p; 18 5:05a, 2:18p; 21 12:20a

Fatal Attraction 5556 (’87, Suspense) A New York lawyer with a wife and daughter sleeps with a client whose lust turns to hate. Michael

Douglas, Glenn Close, Anne Archer, Ellen Hamilton Latzen. (R, 1:59) (AL, AS, N, SSC, V) ENCR-W March 5 11:09a, 6:58p, ECLASS March 4 1:03a, 4:55p

Fatal Defense (’17, Suspense) A single mother signs up for self-defense lessons from a

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Cable F handsome martial arts instructor. But when her instructor develops an unhealthy obsession with her, he orchestrates a series of deadly “tests” to see if she has truly learned her lessons. Ashley

Scott, David Cade, Laurie Fortier, Sherilyn Fenn. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 24 10a

Fatal Desire (’06, Suspense) A man begins an ill-fated affair with a married woman he meets on the Internet. Anne Heche, Eric Roberts, Kathleen York, Melyssa Ade. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 5 6a Fatal Memories (’15, Suspense) A woman tries to help her sister remember the events surrounding the stabbing death of their mother. Italia Ricci, Magda Apanowicz, Kevin McNulty, Shauna Johannesen. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 24 6a

A Fatal Obsession (’15, Suspense) When his wife and teenage daughter flee, an abusive man undergoes plastic surgery to assume a new identity and hunt them down. Eric Roberts, Tracy Nelson, David Winning, Christine Cartell. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 22 6a FATHER OF THE BRIDE 5555 (’50, Comedy) An overwhelmed patriarch sums up his daughter’s wedding, from engagement to reception. Spencer Tracy, Elizabeth Taylor, Joan Bennett, Don Taylor. 9 (NR, 1:33) TCM March 13 5p Fatherly Obsession (’17, Suspense) Alyssa moves into a luxury apartment complex but is unaware she is being watched by her disturbed landlord, Robert, via hidden cameras. Robert will do anything to fill the void left by his estranged daughter— even if that means replacing her. Molly McCook, Ted McGinley, Jack Turner, Anne Sward. (2:00) LIFE March 24 6p, LIFEMOV March 22 10p; 23 2a

Fathers and Daughters 55 (’15, Drama) A Pulitzer Prize-winning author checks into a mental health facility after the death of his wife, while his daughter falls for an aspiring novelist years later. Russell Crowe, Amanda Seyfried, Kylie Rogers, Aaron Paul. (R, 1:56) (AS) EBLACK March 7 6:20a; 24 7:46a Father’s Little Dividend 555 (’51, Comedy) Father hears Daughter is pregnant in this sequel to “Father of the Bride.” Spencer Tracy, Joan Bennett, Elizabeth Taylor, Don Taylor. 9 (NR, 1:22) TCM March 13 6:45p Fatso 556 (’80, Comedy) A man struggles to overcome his weight problem when he falls in love with the owner of a nearby gift shop. Dom DeLuise, Anne Bancroft, Ron Carey, Candice Azzara. (1:36) (AL, AS) RPLEX March 2 9:53a

The Fault in Our Stars 555 (’14, Romance) Two teenage cancer patients begin a life-affirming journey to visit a reclusive author in Amsterdam. Shailene Woodley, Ansel Elgort, Willem Dafoe, Nat Wolff. (3:00) (AL, AS) FXX March 3 5:30a, 9p Fear 55 (’96, Suspense) A deranged suitor torments family and friends of a teen girl with whom he is obsessed. Mark Wahlberg, Reese Witherspoon, William Petersen, Amy Brenneman. (R, 1:36) (AL, AS, GV) ECLASS March 4 1:12p Feel the Noise 55 (’07, Drama) A Harlem rapper and his half-brother hope to become music stars and perform Reggaeton, a blend of hip-hop, reggae and Latin music. Omarion Grandberry, Giancarlo Esposito, Victor Rasuk, Zulay Henao. (PG-13, 1:27) (AL, AS, V) EBLACK March 5 11:14a, 9:25p; 11 12:03a, 11:50a; 21 4:38a, 12:15p

Fences 5556 (’16, Drama) Now working as a garbage collector in 1950s Pittsburgh, a former baseball star creates tension in his family when he squashes his son’s chance to meet a college football recruiter. Denzel Washington, Viola

Davis, Stephen McKinley Henderson, Jovan Adepo. (2:20) (AL, AS) EPIX March 11 12a, 5:20a, 3:55p; 23 10:05p

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MOVIES Ferocious Planet 555 (’11, Science Fiction) An experimental machine transports a group of people to a new dimension filled with predatory alien creatures. Joe Flanigan, John Rhys-Davies, Dagmar Döring, Catherine Walker. (2:00) SYFY March 23 4a FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF 555 (’86, Comedy) A cool teen plays hooky in Chicago with his girlfriend, his buddy and the classic Ferrari of his buddy’s father. Matthew Broderick, Alan Ruck, Mia Sara, Jennifer Grey. (PG-13, 1:43) (AL, AS) ECLASS March 6 10:54a, 7:50p; 24 1:35p, 9p; 30 12:46p, 7:50p, EFAMLY March 9 8p; 10 5:16p; 14 9:25p; 15 4:22a A Few Good Men 5556 (’92, Drama) Navy lawyers defend two Marines accused of killing a private at the naval station at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson, Demi Moore, Kevin Bacon. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) AMC March 1 12a, 10:45a; 13 5p; 14 1a, 12p; 23 1:30a, 11:30a, SUND March 25 6p; 26 12a, 2p FIERCE PEOPLE 555 (’05, Drama) A drug addict and her teenage son spend a fateful summer at a benevolent billionaire’s lavish estate. Diane Lane, Donald Sutherland, Anton Yelchin, Chris Evans. (R, 1:52) (AL, AS, N, V) ESUSP March 31 1:30p The Fifth Element 555 (’97, Science Fiction) A New York City cabdriver tries to save 2259 Earth from impact with an onrushing anti-life force. Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman, Ian Holm, Milla Jovovich. (2:32) (AL, AS, BN, V) SYFY March 1 5:58p; 10 2:30p; 11 12p; 14 4:30p; 15 1:30a; 26 7:30p; 27 3:30p The 5th Wave 55 (’16, Science Fiction) With help from a mysterious young man, a desperate teenager tries to find her younger brother as a series of deadly alien attacks decimate the Earth. Chloë Grace Moretz, Nick Robinson, Ron Livingston, Maggie Siff. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) FXX March 3 2:30p; 4 10:30a; 6 2:30p; 7 11:30a

50 First Dates 55 (’04, Romance-Comedy) A veterinarian tries to make a woman who has short-term memory loss fall in love with him. Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore, Rob Schneider, Sean Astin. (2:00) (AL, AS) TBS March 3 9:30a

54 55 (’98, Drama) A blue-collar New Jerseyite seeks fame with a surrogate family at Manhattan’s Studio 54. Ryan Phillippe, Salma Hayek, Neve Campbell, Mike Myers. (1:35) (AL, AS) FLIX-W March 30 2p The Fighting 69th 5556 (’40, War) A Brooklyn brawler joins Father Duffy and Col. “Wild Bill” Donovan’s Irish-American regiment in World War I. James Cagney, Pat O’Brien, George Brent, Jeffrey Lynn. 9 (NR, 1:30) TCM March 17 9a The Fighting Temptations 556 (’03, Comedy) To collect his aunt’s inheritance, an unemployed man must form a gospel choir and lead it to success. Cuba Gooding Jr., Beyoncé Knowles, Melba Moore, Mike Epps. (3:00) (AS) BET March 10 11p; 11 6p; 12 8p; 13 5p, BRAVO March 17 1:30a The Fighting Vigilantes 56 (’47, Western) An incognito U.S. marshal and his sidekick put a stop to raids on chuck wagons. Al “Lash” La Rue, Al “Fuzzy” St. John, Jennifer Holt, George Chesebro. 9 (NR, 1:01) EWESTN March 12 6:49a; 15 4:59a; 27 7:16a

in the footage from a dead executive. Robin Williams, Mira Sorvino, James Caviezel, Mimi Kuzyk. (1:38) (AL, AS, V) IPLEX March 31 12:09p

Final Destination 2 556 (’03, Horror) Death returns to claim the lives of those who did not die in a horrible highway calamity as they were meant to do. Ali Larter, A. J. Cook, Michael Landes, Terrence “T.C.” Carson. (R, 1:30) (AL, AS, GV, N) ENCR-W March 2 1:45p; 3 12:41a; 14 12:55a, 5:53p, EBLACK March 11 10:17a, 10p; 19 8:20a, 6:27p, ESUSP March 16 10:29p; 17 2p; 30 12:15p FINAL DESTINATION 5 556 (’11, Horror) When a man’s premonition saves them from a fatal bridge collapse, several unfortunate souls learn that Death will not be cheated. Nicholas D’Agosto, Emma Bell, Miles Fisher, Ellen Wroe. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV) SYFY March 14 11:30p; 15 3p; 27 1:30p; 28 10:30a The Final Member 555 (’11, Documentary) The curator of the world’s only penis museum tries to complete his collection by locating a human donor. (1:16) IPLEX March 2 6:26a; 11 6:57a; 21 12:34p; 28 4:58a Finders Keepers (’14, Horror) A divorced mother’s life is thrown into turmoil when her young daughter becomes obsessed with an evil doll left behind by the previous owners. Jaime Pressly, Patrick Muldoon, Tobin Bell, Marina Sirtis. (2:00) (AS, V) SYFY March 5 12p

A Fine Madness 555 (’66, Comedy-Drama) Frustrated poet Samson, who finds societal conventions maddening, lives in New York with Rhoda, sees a psychiatrist and fights writer’s block. Sean Connery, Joanne Woodward, Jean Seberg, Patrick O’Neal. (NR, 1:44) (AS, V) TCM March 21 1:15p THE FINEST HOURS 556 (’16, Adventure) In 1952, four members of the U.S. Coast Guard sail a lifeboat through a ferocious storm to save more than 30 sailors trapped inside the stern of the SS Pendleton. Chris Pine, Casey Affleck, Ben Foster, Holliday Grainger. (2:30) (AS) TNT March 30 11:30p Finian’s Rainbow 555 (’68, Fantasy) An Irishman and his daughter steal a leprechaun’s pot of gold. Fred Astaire, Petula Clark, Tommy Steele, Keenan Wynn. (G, 2:25) TCM March 17 2:15p Fire in the Sky 55 (’93, Drama) Based on the true story of an Arizona lumberjack who claimed to have been abducted by aliens. D.B. Sweeney, Robert Patrick, Craig Sheffer, Peter Berg. (1:55) (V) HDMOV March 12 4:05p; 13 1:05a; 28 4:05p; 29 1:10a; 31 3a The Firefly 556 (’37, Musical) A Spanish cabaret singer spying for King Ferdinand meets a Spanish aristocrat spying for Napoleon. Jeanette MacDonald, Allan Jones, Warren William, Douglass Dumbrille. 9 (NR, 2:11) TCM March 18 3a

Fireproof 55 (’08, Drama) A firefighter and his neglected wife enter a faith-based program in a last-ditch attempt to save their marriage. Kirk Cameron, Erin Bethea, Alex Kendrick, Bailey Cave. (2:30) (AS) UP March 18 9p

The Firm 555 (’93, Drama) A law-school grad uncovers a sinister secret about the Tennessee firm that made him an offer he couldn’t refuse. Tom Cruise, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Gene Hackman, Holly Hunter. (R, 2:34) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 5 6:33a; 6 12:52a; 11 4a, 10:39p, ECLASS March 8 9:43a; 14 10:12a; 28 9:32p; 29 8:28a, ESUSP March 20 8:16a; 23 10:47a, 6:23p; 24 9:58a

First Blood 555 (’82, Action) Green Beret veteran Rambo takes on a Pacific Northwest sheriff and the National Guard. Sylvester Stal-

Filthy Gorgeous: The Bob Guccione lone, Richard Crenna, Brian Dennehy, David Caruso. Story (’13, Documentary) In 1965, Bob Gucci(R, 1:35) (AL, AS, BN, GV) SUND March 18 7p; 19 one uses borrowed money to found a magazine, 1:30p, AMC March 23 10:30p; 24 6p Penthouse, the success of which leads to the First Daughter 55 (’04, Romance-Comedy) establishment of a publishing empire. (1:35) EPIX Under close guard by the Secret Service, the March 23 5a president’s daughter heads to college and finds THE FINAL CUT 55 (’04, Science Fiction) A romance with a fellow student. Katie Holmes, Marc man who assembles films from people’s memory Blucas, Amerie Rogers, Margaret Colin. (2:00) (AL, chips finds a connection to his own darkest secret AS) LIFE March 12 7p All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.

The First Power 556 (’90, Horror) A Los Angeles policeman hunts a killer brought back from the gas chamber by Satan. Lou Diamond

Phillips, Tracy Griffith, Jeff Kober, Mykelti Williamson. (R, 1:39) (AL, AS, GV, N) ESUSP March 8 3:10a; 19 12:07a

THE FIRST WIVES CLUB 555 (’96, Comedy) Three 50-ish college friends plot revenge after their husbands dump them for younger women. Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler, Diane Keaton, Maggie Smith. (1:44) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 22 1:26a, 9:33p A Fish Called Wanda 555 (’88, Comedy) An American flirts with a crook, a barrister and a mercenary to find diamonds in London. John Cleese, Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Kline, Michael Palin.

(1:50) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 9 1p The Fisher King 5556 (’91, Comedy-Drama) An unhinged Manhattan talk-radio host meets a mad knight of the streets seeking his own Holy Grail. Robin Williams, Jeff Bridges, Amanda Plummer, Mercedes Ruehl. (2:20) (AL, AS, V) HDMOV March 1 8:50a; 3 9:35p; 4 4:25a; 12 7:30p; 24 12:30a Fist of Fury 555 (’72, Adventure) In turn-ofthe-century China, a martial-arts student declares war against the rival fighters who murdered his mentor. Bruce Lee, Miao Ker Hsiu, James Tien, Robert Baker. (R, 1:47) (AL, V) EACTN March 2 6:41a, 1:56p, 11:51p; 7 8:24a, 5:26p; 8 1:30a; 17 6:11p; 18 8:55a A Fistful of Dollars 5556 (’64, Western) Sergio Leone’s classic about a mysterious drifter’s involvement with warring factions in a Mexican border town. Clint Eastwood, Marianne Koch, Joe Edger, Wolfgang Lukschy. (R, 1:36) (AS, V) TCM March 10 3p A Fistful of Dynamite 555 (’71, Western) A thief and a dynamite-tossing Irish revolutionary inadvertently become embroiled in the Mexican Revolution. Rod Steiger, James Coburn, Romolo Valli, Maria Monti. (2:40) (AS, V) HDMOV March 8 12:05a; 17 7:05a; 22 11:45a; 23 12:15a 5 Fingers 555 (’52, Suspense) The Albanian valet for the British ambassador to Turkey sells secrets to World War II Germans. James Mason, Danielle Darrieux, Michael Rennie, Walter Hampden. 9 (NR, 1:48) FXM March 12 6:30a; 13 4:40a

Five Gates to Hell 55 (’59, War) Guerrillas in Indochina order Red Cross doctors and nurses to save their dying warlord. Dolores Michaels, Patricia Owens, Neville Brand, Benson Fong. 9 (NR, 1:38) FXM March 13 8:20a Five Guns West 55 (’55, Western) The Confederates send five killers to stop a stagecoach carrying a deserter and gold. John Lund, Dorothy Malone, Touch Connors, Bob Campbell. (NR, 1:18) EWESTN March 4 5:12p; 5 3:11a; 20 10:53a, 9:50p; 28 8:02p; 29 2:22a Five Star Final 555 (’31, Crime Drama) A sensationalistic newspaper causes tragedy for several innocent people with ruthless reporting and distorted facts. Edward G. Robinson, H.B. Warner, Marian Marsh, Anthony Bushell. 9 (NR, 1:29) TCM March 2 3a The Five-Year Engagement 555 (’12, Romance-Comedy) Career plans and other obstacles stand in the way of two lovers who run into trouble each time they try to set a wedding date. Jason Segel, Emily Blunt, Rhys Ifans, Chris Pratt. (3:00) (AL, AS) FX March 2 7a, FXM March 14 12p

Flaming Bullets 5 (’45, Western) The Texas Rangers try to capture a gang of outlaws who have been spreading terror throughout the territory. Tex Ritter, Dave O’Brien, Guy Wilkerson, Charles King. 9 (NR, :55) EWESTN March 1 8:16a; 19 9:51a Flaming Star 555 (’60, Western) The son of a settler and a Kiowa must side with whites or his mother’s tribe in 1870s Texas. Elvis Presley, Steve Forrest, Barbara Eden, Dolores del Río. (1:34) (AS, MV) RPLEX March 13 6:26p; 26 5:39a, 10:25p Flamingo Road 555 (’49, Drama) A smalltown Florida sheriff frames his political pawn’s

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dancer girlfriend for prostitution. Joan Crawford, Zachary Scott, Sydney Greenstreet, David Brian. 9 (NR, 1:34) TCM March 23 8a Flashdance 556 (’83, Drama) A Pittsburgh welder dances nights in a bar, dates her boss and dreams of going to ballet school. Jennifer Beals, Michael Nouri, Cynthia Rhodes, Lilia Skala. (R, 1:35) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 4 10:55p; 5 3:26p; 8 3:45p, 10:50p; 9 12:45p; 13 3:43p Flesh & Blood 556 (’85, Adventure) A medieval mercenary takes another man’s bride and then a castle during a plague. Rutger Hauer, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Tom Burlinson, Susan Tyrrell. (2:10) (AL, AS, N, R, V) IPLEX March 7 5:20a; 26 3:43a Flesh and Bone 556 (’93, Suspense) An evil man who killed a family 25 years earlier meets a survivor, his son’s girlfriend. Dennis Quaid, Meg Ryan, James Caan, Gwyneth Paltrow. (R, 2:04) (AL, AS, V) ESUSP March 9 1:18p; 12 9:02a Flicka 556 (’06, Children’s) A teenager in modern-day Wyoming tames a mustang and dreams of, one day, running her father’s ranch. Alison Lohman, Tim McGraw, Maria Bello, Ryan Kwanten. (PG, 1:35) (AL, AS) EWESTN March 11 10:14a, 6:24p, EFAMLY March 23 10:12a, 6:25p; 24 7:25a; 29 4:58a, 11:37a, 11:28p

Flight 5556 (’12, Drama) A veteran pilot makes a miraculous landing after a mechanical malfunction sends his plane hurtling toward the ground, but an investigation into the incident reveals that he was drunk at the time. Denzel

Washington, Don Cheadle, Kelly Reilly, John Goodman. (R, 2:18) (AL, AS, N) FXM March 11 10p; 12 12p

Flight 7500 (’13, Horror) A supernatural force terrorizes airline passengers. Ryan Kwanten, Leslie Bibb, Amy Smart, Nicky Whelan. (1:53) (AL, AS) SYFY March 1 2:03p; 2 11:59a; 19 8:14a Flight of the Doves 556 (’71, Children’s) A greedy uncle chases brother-and-sister heirs from England to their grandmother in Ireland.

Ron Moody, Jack Wild, Dorothy McGuire, Stanley Holloway. (G, 1:45) TCM March 17 5p

FLIGHT OF THE INTRUDER 55 (’91, War) Two Navy pilots hatch a rogue mission to bomb Hanoi with a special low-altitude plane.

Danny Glover, Willem Dafoe, Brad Johnson, Rosanna Arquette. (PG-13, 1:55) (AL, V) ENCR-W March 26 1p; 27 12:24a, EBLACK March 1 9:04a, 6:03p; 7 12:49a, 1:14p; 16 10:39a, 9:22p; 31 6:26a, 8:03p, ECLASS March 20 7:11a, 11:56p

The Flintstones 556 (’94, Children’s) Betty’s Barney helps Wilma’s Fred move up the ladder at Slate & Co. in Stone Age Bedrock. John Goodman,

Elizabeth Perkins, Rick Moranis, Rosie O’Donnell. (2:00) (AS) FREEFM March 10 12a; 17 12:25p; 18 8:30a; 31 12a, 11a

The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas 5 (’00, Children’s) Young Fred Flintstone courts heiress Wilma Slaghoople, while Barney Rubble romances Betty O’Shale during a weekend in Rock Vegas. Mark Addy, Stephen Baldwin, Kristen Johnston, Jane Krakowski. (2:00) (AL, AS) FREEFM March 9 12a; 31 9a Florence Foster Jenkins 555 (’16, Biography) In 1940s New York, a man goes to extreme lengths to make sure his wife never finds out that she’s an awful opera singer. Meryl Streep, Hugh Grant, Simon Helberg, Rebecca Ferguson. (1:55) (AS) EPIX March 8 12:40a, 7:15a, 3:25p Flower Girl 5 (’09, Romance) A doctor and a mysterious man catch the attention of a florist who wants to find Mr. Right. Marla Sokoloff, Kieren Hutchison, Marion Ross, Christina Pickles. (TVPG, 2:00) HALL March 7 4p Flowers in the Attic (’14, Suspense) After the sudden death of their father, four children face cruel treatment from their ruthless grandmother. Heather Graham, Ellen Burstyn, Kiernan Shipka, Mason Dye. (TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 11 8a

The Fluffy Movie 556 (’14, Comedy) Stand-up comic Gabriel Iglesias performs during his sold-out “Unity Through Laughter” tour, which spanned more than 23 countries and 400 cities.

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Focus 556 (’01, Drama) An immigrant befriends a Brooklyn couple mistaken for Jews by anti-Semites during World War II. William H. Macy, Laura Dern, David Paymer, Meat Loaf Aday. (1:55) (AS, V) FLIX-W March 1 8a; 5 7:05a; 14 6:30a; 18 5:30a; 22 5:35p; 26 4:15p, 11:30p Focus 556 (’15, Comedy-Drama) A veteran con man is thrown off his game when his former lover and protege unexpectedly appears and interferes with his latest — and very dangerous — scheme. Will Smith, Margot Robbie, Adrian Martinez, Gerald McRaney. (R, 1:45) (AL, AS, V) IFC-E March 1 5:15a, 12p; 11 2:30p; 12 5:15a Fool’s Gold 56 (’08, Action) A treasure hunter drags his estranged wife and her boss on a quest to find 40 chests of lost Spanish gold. Matthew McConaughey, Kate Hudson, Donald Sutherland, Alexis Dziena. (2:00) (AL, AS, BN, V) TBS March 26 3:30a, TNT March 13 4p

Fools Rush In 55 (’97, Comedy-Drama) A New York WASP and a feisty Latina wed when a one-night fling leaves her pregnant. Matthew

Perry, Salma Hayek, Jon Tenney, Carlos Gomez. (2:30) (AL, AS) OVATN March 6 2p; 7 11a; 10 8p; 11 6:30p; 15 6:30p; 16 2p; 22 4p; 23 11a

Footloose 556 (’84, Drama) A hip Chicago teen moves to a Midwestern town where, thanks to a pastor, dancing is outlawed. Kevin Bacon, Lori Singer, John Lithgow, Dianne Wiest. (PG, 1:47) (AL) ENCR-W March 8 12:09p, 9p; 9 9:07a; 23 6:05a, 3:32p, EFAMLY March 18 3:23a, 11:47p; 28 12:52a, 9:47p For a Few Dollars More 5556 (’65, Western) A man with no name and a man with a mission hunt a Mexican bandit for different reasons. Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef, Gian Maria Volonte, Josef Egger. (R, 2:12) (AS, V) ENCR-W March 9 11:52p; 10 1:44p; 25 10a, EWESTN March 17 8p; 18 3:32a For Better or for Worse (’14, Romance-Comedy) A widow who coordinates weddings meets a lawyer who specializes in divorces. Lisa Whelchel, Kim Fields, Antonio Cupo, Jovanna Huguet. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 16 2p; 31 9a For Love of the Game 55 (’99, Drama) An aging pitcher learns that he will soon lose his girlfriend and his spot with the Detroit Tigers. Kevin Costner, Kelly Preston, John C. Reilly, Jena Malone. (3:00) (AL, AS) OVATN March 6 7p; 7 4p; 16 7p; 17 4p; 25 7p

For the First Time 55 (’59, Musical) An opera singer with a bad attitude falls in love with a deaf girl who changes his life. Mario Lanza, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Johanna von Koczian, Kurt Kasznar. (NR, 1:37) TCM March 30 8:15a FOR THE LOVE OF SPOCK (’16, Documentary) Actors William Shatner, George Takei, Simon Pegg and others discuss the lasting legacy of Leonard Nimoy and his iconic portrayal of Mr. Spock on the television series “Star Trek.”

Narrated by Zachary Quinto, William Shatner, George Takei, Simon Pegg. (2:30) SYFY March 26 10p; 27 6a

Foreign Correspondent 5556 (’40, Suspense) A political assassination plunges an American reporter into international intrigue in pre-World War II Europe. Joel McCrea, Laraine Day, Herbert Marshall, George Sanders. 9 (NR, 1:59) TCM March 2 12p Forget and Forgive (’14, Suspense) After being left for dead, a woman awakes with fullblown amnesia. Elisabeth Röhm, Neil Napier, Karine Dion, Ziad Ghanem. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 3 12p FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL 555 (’08, Romance-Comedy) In Hawaii struggling to get over a bad breakup, a musician encounters his former lover and her new boyfriend. Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis, Russell Brand. (2:40) (AL, AS, N, SSC) FREEFM March 23 8:20p; 24 10:05a The Forgotten 55 (’04, Suspense) Grieving over the death of her son, a woman sets out to

MOVIES disprove her psychiatrist’s shocking revelation that he never existed. Julianne Moore, Dominic West, Gary Sinise, Alfre Woodard. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) SYFY March 4 4a; 16 4a, 10a; 26 6:30a FORREST GUMP 5555 (’94, Comedy-Drama) JFK, LBJ, Vietnam, Watergate and other history unfold through the perspective of an Alabama man with an IQ of 75. Tom Hanks, Robin Wright, Gary Sinise, Mykelti Williamson. (3:30) (AS, V) PARMT March 17 1p, 7p, VH1 March 2 7p; 3 3p Fort Bowie 55 (’58, Western) A cavalry captain’s colonel sends him on a suicide mission in Apache country. Ben Johnson, Jan Harrison, Kent Taylor, Jana Davi. 9 (NR, 1:20) EWESTN March 16 12:37p; 17 2:09a; 24 10:14a Fort Utah 55 (’67, Western) An ex-gunfighter and an Indian agent stop a U.S. Cavalry deserter and his band of marauders. John Ireland, Virginia Mayo, Scott Brady, John Russell. (1:26) RPLEX March 15 6:49a; 20 6:12a; 28 7:02a 40 Guns to Apache Pass 56 (’67, Western) A cavalry captain rescues settlers and catches a corporal selling rifles to Apaches. Audie Murphy,

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Michael Burns, Kenneth Tobey, Laraine Stephens. (1:37) RPLEX March 1 1:53a; 7 5:36a; 27 1:44a 42ND STREET 5555 (’33, Musical Comedy)

An understudy gets a shot at stardom when a Broadway performer is sidelined with a twisted ankle. Ruby Keeler, Warner Baxter, Bebe Daniels, George Brent. 9 (NR, 1:29) TCM March 15 3:15p 47 RONIN 55 (’13, Adventure) Forty-seven leaderless samurai must turn to a mixed-blood outcast for help in defeating the treacherous overlord who killed their master and banished them. Keanu Reeves, Hiroyuki Sanada, Tadanobu Asano, Rinko Kikuchi. (2:30) (AS, V) TNT March 7 10:15p The 40-Year-Old Virgin 555 (’05, Romance-Comedy) Three dysfunctional co-workers embark on a mission to help their newfound friend lose his sexual innocence. Steve Carell, Catherine Keener, Paul Rudd, Romany Malco. (2:30) (AL, AS, SSC) COM March 11 6:30p Four Brothers 55 (’05, Drama de Crimen) Varios hermanos se reúnen para vengarse tras enterarse de la muerte de su madre adoptiva. Mark Wahlberg, Tyrese Gibson, André Benjamin, Garrett Hedlund. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV) TELM March 3 1:30p

Four for Texas 556 (’63, Western) Con men and their girlfriends fight, then unite, over a floating casino in 1870 Galveston. Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Anita Ekberg, Ursula Andress. (NR, 2:04) TCM March 9 5a 1408 555 (’07, Horror) A writer who specializes in debunking supernatural phenomena experiences true terror when he spends a night in a reputedly haunted room of a hotel. John Cusack, Samuel L. Jackson, Mary McCormack, Jasmine Jessica Anthony. (NR, 1:52) (AL, AS, V) IFC-E March 7 6a, 12:15p; 26 12a, 6:15a, 10:30p; 27 4a

Foxfire 555 (’55, Drama) A part-Indian mining engineer looks for gold in an Arizona ghost town with his socialite bride. Jane Russell, Jeff Chandler, Dan Duryea, Mara Corday. (1:34) MPLEX March 22 11:56p Fragile 555 (’05, Horror) A nurse takes a job at an antiquated children’s hospital where a ghost terrifies the patients. Calista Flockhart, Richard Roxburgh, Elena Anaya, Gemma Jones. (PG-13, 1:41) (AS, V) ESUSP March 1 3:33p; 2 7:13a, MPLEX March 9 8:11p Framed by My Fiancé (’17, Suspense) Following a deadly car crash in which her fiancé was driving, a woman wakes up to learn that she is being charged with manslaughter as the driver of the vehicle. Katrina Bowden, Jason-Shane Scott. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 24 8p; 25 12a

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Cable F Framed for Murder: A Fixer Upper Mystery (’17, Crime Drama) When home renovator Shannon Hughes suspects foul play in the death of her good friend and neighbor, she sets out to build a case for murder with the help of her new client, famous crime reporter and author Macintyre. Jewel, Colin Ferguson, Laura Soltis (2:00) HALLMV March 5 9p; 11 9a FRANKENSTEIN 5555 (’31, Horror) Baron Frankenstein creates a monster from cadavers and a killer’s brain. Boris Karloff, Colin Clive, Mae Clarke, John Boles. 9 (1:12) RPLEX March 3 10:19a; 4 4:49a; 8 1:07p; 13 1:15a, 7:48a; 23 10:58a, 5:31p Frankenweenie 555 (’12, Children’s) Animated. A boy faces unintended and sometimes monstrous consequences when he conducts a science experiment to bring his beloved dog, Sparky, back from the dead. Voices of Catherine O’Hara, Martin Short, Martin Landau, Charlie Tahan. 9 (2:00) (AS) TBS March 24 1:30a

Freaks 5556 (’32, Horror) Sideshow performers punish acrobat Cleopatra for humiliating their friend, tiny Hans. Wallace Ford, Olga Baclanova, Leila Hyams, Roscoe Ates. 9 (NR, 1:04) TCM March 12 5:30a Freedom Writers 555 (’07, Drama) A dedicated Los Angeles teacher inspires her class of at-risk students to believe in themselves and achieve academic success. Hilary Swank, Patrick Dempsey, Scott Glenn, Imelda Staunton. (2:05) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 28 2:40a French Cancan 555 (’55, Musical) An aging Paris showman opens the Moulin Rouge and makes a laundress its star. Jean Gabin, Françoise Arnoul, María Félix, Anna Amendola. (NR, 1:42) TCM March 26 1a The French Way (’45, Romance-Comedy) A cabaret star helps young lovers stay together. Josephine Baker, Micheline Presle, Georges Marchal, Raymond Aimos. 9 (NR, 1:14) (AS) TCM March 4 11:45p

Frenchie 556 (’51, Western) A New Orleans casino operator flirts with the sheriff while hunting her father’s killers. Joel McCrea, Shelley Winters, Paul Kelly, Elsa Lanchester. (NR, 1:21) EWESTN March 1 4:16a FRENZY 555 (’72, Suspense) Circumstantial evidence holds an innocent Londoner for the work of a rapist who strangles his victims with neckties. Jon Finch, Barry Foster, Barbara LeighHunt, Anna Massey. (R, 1:56) (AL, AS, N, V) ECLASS March 7 7:06a, ESUSP March 22 5p; 23 8:48a Friday Night Lights 555 (’04, Drama) A high-school football coach in Odessa, Texas, tries to lead his players to the state championship. Billy

Bob Thornton, Derek Luke, Jay Hernandez, Lucas Black. (2:30) (AL, AS) CMT March 3 3:30p, 8:30p; 11 2:30p, 7:30p; 28 9p, 11:30p

Friday the 13th - Part III 56 (’82, Horror) New teens learn of Camp Crystal Lake’s grisly heritage. Dana Kimmell, Paul Kratka, Tracie Savage, Richard Brooker. (1:38) (AL, AS, GV, N) RPLEX March 8 9:29p; 13 2:27a, ESUSP March 31 10:27p Friday the 13th: Part 4: The Final Chapter 5 (’84, Horror) Hockey-masked Jason goes after another batch of teens at Crystal Lake. Kimberly Beck, Peter Barton, Corey Feldman, Crispin Glover. (R, 1:31) (AL, AS, GV, N) ENCR-W March 14 4:50a

Friday the 13th 55 (’80, Horror) The reopening of Camp Crystal Lake spells murder and mayhem for a group of sexually promiscuous counselors. Betsy Palmer, Adrienne King, Harry Crosby, Laurie Bartram. (R, 1:35) (AL, AS, GV, N) ENCR-W March 18 3:52p, ECLASS March 13 4:30p Friday the 13th, Part 2 56 (’81, Horror) Mrs. Voorhees’ son Jason is waiting when another

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Cable F load of teens tries to make a buck at Camp Crystal. Amy Steel, John Furey, Adrienne King, Kristin Baker. (1:29) (AL, AS, GV, N) RPLEX March 8 4:37a, 8p; 17 2:56a Friday the 13th, Part VI: Jason Lives 5 (’86, Horror) Teenage Tommy meets maskedkiller Jason, brought back by a lightning bolt at the lake. Thom Mathews, Jennifer Cooke, Ron Palillo, David Kagen. (R, 1:25) (AL, AS, GV, N) ESUSP March 4 10:51p Friday the 13th Part VII — The New Blood 56 (’88, Horror) A psychic teen’s psychiatrist sends her and her mother to Crystal Lake, home of hockey-masked Jason. Lar Park Lincoln, Terry Kiser, Susan Blu, Kevin Blair. (R, 1:30) (AL, AS, GV, N) ESUSP March 14 9p Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan 56 (’89, Horror) Hockey-masked slasher Jason follows a Crystal Lake teen and her friends on a cruise to New York. Jensen Daggett, Scott Reeves, Kane Hodder, Peter Mark Richman. (R, 1:40) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 12 10:42p

Friends With Benefits 555 (’11, Romance-Comedy) Friends naively believe that adding sex to their relationship will not lead to complications. Justin Timberlake, Mila Kunis, Patricia Clarkson, Jenna Elfman. (2:30) (AL, AS) MTV March 3 11p; 4 1:30p The Frisco Kid 556 (’79, Western) A greenhorn Polish rabbi goes cross-country to San Francisco with a Wild West bank robber. Gene Wilder, Harrison Ford, Ramon Bieri, Val Bisoglio. (PG, 2:02) (MV) TCM March 9 9:30a

From Dusk Till Dawn 556 (’96, Horror) Desperado brothers kidnap a preacher and his kids, commandeer their RV and wind up in a Mexican strip joint where vampires lurk. Harvey Keitel, George Clooney, Quentin Tarantino, Juliette Lewis. (R, 1:47) (AL, AS, GV, N) ECLASS March 20 3:46a, 7:50p; 29 11:35p, ESUSP March 4 8:59a, 9p; 7 1:58a, 7:09p; 17 12:04a, EACTN March 1 9:09p; 2 3:45p; 12 4:29a, 3:26p, 11:51p; 25 7:06a,

4:18p, 11:53p From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money 56 (’99, Horror) A bank robber headed for a Mexican heist stumbles into a bar frequented by the undead, where he’s turned into a vampire. Bruce Campbell, Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, Robert Patrick, Stacie Bourgeois. (R, 1:28) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 7 12:16p, 9p From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman’s Daughter 556 (’00, Horror) An executioner’s daughter joins an outlaw who escaped death, in a journey that leads to vampires. Ara Celi, Marco Leonardi, Michael Parks, Sonia Braga. (R, 1:34) (AL, AS, GV, N) ESUSP March 7 1:47p, 10:31p From Here to Eternity 5556 (’53, Drama) While a Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor looms, an Army sergeant, a former boxer and an officer’s wife become entangled with others at an Army base on Oahu. Burt Lancaster, Montgomery Clift, Deborah Kerr, Frank Sinatra. 9 (NR, 1:58) (AS, V) TCM March 1 11p From Straight A’s to XXX (’17, Drama) A college student endures cyberbullying and even death threats when it is revealed that she has chosen to become a porn star under a pseudonym to pay off her sizable tuition expenses.

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From the Terrace 555 (’60, Drama) A young veteran achieves financial and social success but is unhappy in his marriage to a socialite. Paul Newman, Joanne Woodward, Myrna Loy, Ina Balin. (NR, 2:24) FXM March 7 12:30a; 23 6:25a; 24 12:30a

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MOVIES Frontier Scout 55 (’56, Western) A cavalryman turns scout after leaving the Army to protest the slaughter of Native Americans, and goes looking for a missing shipment of repeating rifles. Tony Martin, Peggie Castle, John Bromfield, John Smith. (NR, 1:23) EWESTN March 5 9:16a Frozen 5556 (’13, Children’s) Animated. A fearless young princess sets out with a mountaineer to find her sister, whose icy powers have trapped their kingdom in eternal winter. Voices of

Kristen Bell, Idina Menzel, Jonathan Groff, Josh Gad. (PG, 1:42) (AS) DISN March 24 8:50p; 25 6:15p

Frozen in Love (’18, Comedy) When struggling bookstore owner Mary and Adam, a bad boy of professional hockey, are teamed together to help facilitate an image makeover for the other, they soon realize that opposites attract, and they find themselves unexpectedly frozen in love. Rachael Leigh Cook, Niall Matter. (2:00) HALL March 3 9p; 29 2p La fuerza de creer Laura trabaja en una clínica en donde deberá mostrar resultados positivos tras algunos problemas. (1:00) UNIV March 18 10a, 11a; 25 10a, 11a Fugitive at 17 (’12, Suspense) Suspected of murdering her best friend, a teenage computer-hacker goes on the run to find the real killer. Marie Avgeropoulos, Christina Cox, Casper Van Dien, Cindel Chartrand. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 26 12p

FURIOUS 7 555 (’15, Action) A smoothtalking government agent offers to help Dominic Toretto and his gang eliminate a dangerous enemy in exchange for their help in rescuing a kidnapped computer hacker. Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson, Michelle Rodriguez. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) NBC March 4 8p, FX March 15 7p; 16 5p FURY 555 (’14, War) During World War II, a battle-hardened Army sergeant leads the crew of a Sherman tank on a deadly mission behind enemy lines to strike at the heart of Nazi Germany. Brad Pitt, Shia LaBeouf, Logan Lerman, Michael Peña. (3:00) (AL, AS, GV) OVATN March 3 8p; 4 2:30p; 13 9:30p; 14 4p; 18 9p; 19 4p The Fury 556 (’78, Suspense) A psychic girl helps a spy find his psychic son, kidnapped by a renegade scientist. Kirk Douglas, John Cassavetes, Amy Irving, Carrie Snodgress. (R, 1:58) (AL, AS, GV) FXM March 4 10a; 5 3a; 13 1a, 10a; 20 1a, 10a The Future 556 (’11, Drama) In Los Angeles, longtime lovers make radical changes in their lives after deciding to adopt a sickly stray cat. Hamish Linklater, Miranda July, David Warshofsky, Isabella Acres. (1:35) (AS) EPIX March 14 3:05a

F/X 555 (’86, Suspense) Federal agents hire a special-effects man to stage the fake assassination of a mob witness. Bryan Brown, Brian Dennehy, Diane Venora, Cliff De Young. (1:50) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 14 5:40a

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Game of Death 55 (’79, Adventure) An actor shot by gangsters fakes his death, has plastic surgery and seeks kung-fu revenge. Bruce Lee, Gig Young, Hugh O’Brian, Colleen Camp. (R, 1:42) (AL, V) EACTN March 6 10:31a, 5:38p; 7 3:03a; 17 9:42p; 18 4:34p; 27 4:31a, 3:57p, 11:51p, RPLEX March 22 9:27a, 8p Gamer 55 (’09, Action) A death-row inmate is caught between the inventor of a deadly online game and a group that opposes the inventor’s high-tech slavery. Gerard Butler, Michael C. Hall, Amber Valletta, Logan Lerman. (2:02) (AL, AS, GV, N) SYFY March 1 3:56p; 2 1:45p; 25 1p; 26 8:30a, USA March 19 1a GANDHI 5555 (’82, Biography) Richard Attenborough’s Oscar-winning portrait of the man whose policy of nonviolence won India’s independence. Ben Kingsley, Candice Bergen, Edward Fox, John Gielgud. (PG, 3:08) (V) TCM March 3 5p Gang Related 55 (’97, Crime Drama) Corrupt homicide cops posing as drug dealers commit a murder and try to pin it on a local vagrant. James

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Gangs of New York 5556 (’02, Historical Drama) During the era of Tammany Hall’s sway, a young man vows vengeance on the vicious gangster who killed his father. Leonardo DiCaprio, Daniel Day-Lewis, Cameron Diaz, Liam Neeson. (R, 2:48) (AL, AS, GV, N) IFC-E March 9 10:30a, 11p; 10 5:45a; 17 1p, 11p; 18 6a Garage Sale Mystery: A Case of Murder (’17, Mystery) After buyting an old reel-to-reel recorder at a garage sale, Jenn discovers that it includes the sound of a man pleading for his life. Lori Loughlin, Sarah Strange. (2:00) HALLMV March 11 7p; 30 9p Garage Sale Mystery: Guilty Until Proven Innocent (’16, Mystery) Antiques guru Jennifer Shannon investigates a murder after an old college friend becomes the prime suspect. Lori Loughlin, Sarah Strange, Steve Bacic, Connor Stanhope. (2:00) HALLMV March 16 9p Garage Sale Mystery: Murder by Text (’17, Mystery) A rehearsal is stalled when the bass player is found dead from an apparent suicide. Jenn discovers that a Taser was used to immobilize the bass player before her death, but before Jenn can confront the weapon’s owner, another band member is murdered. Lori Loughlin, Sarah Strange, Steve Bacic (TVG, 2:00) HALLMV March 11 3p Garage Sale Mystery: Murder Most Medieval (’17, Mystery) Jennifer finds the body of a local college history professor hidden in a suit of armor she purchased. After the professor’s teaching assistant becomes the next victim, Jennifer finds herself caught in a killer’s web of dangerous lies. Lori Loughlin, Sarah Strange, Steve Bacic, Eva Bourne. (TVG, 2:00) HALLMV March 11 5p Garage Sale Mystery: The Beach Murder (’17, Mystery) Jenn suspects foul play when the body of an avid surfer is found on an isolated beach, the victim of an apparent drowning. Lori Loughlin, Sarah Strange, Chiara Zanni, David Paetkau. (TVG, 2:00) HALLMV March 2 9p; 11 1p Garage Sale Mystery: The Deadly Room (’15, Mystery) Jennifer Shannon uses her intuitive skills to investigate her friend’s death in a multimillion-dollar home with a dark history.

G-Force 55 (’09, Children’s) Live action/ animated. Armed with the latest high-tech spy equipment, a guinea pig and his team of highly trained rodents hold the fate of the world in their diminutive paws. Bill Nighy, Zach Galifianakis, Voice of Sam Rockwell, Voice of Tracy Morgan. (1:30) (AS) EFAMLY March 1 7:44a Galaxy Quest 555 (’99, Comedy) Aliens, believing actors to be real heroes, enlist cast Lori Loughlin, Steve Bacic, Eva Bourne, Janet Kidder. members of a sci-fi TV series to help save their (TVG, 2:00) HALLMV March 12 9p people. Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver, Alan Rickman, Tony Shalhoub. (PG, 1:44) (AL, AS, MV) ENCR-W Garage Sale Mystery: The Novel MurMarch 26 7:15p; 31 2:50a, 12:23p, ECLASS March ders (’16, Mystery) Antiques expert Jennifer 10 7:15p; 12 2:20a; 14 4:24p; 15 9:36a; 18 3:50p Shannon believes two items found at the scene of a murder are actually clues straight out of GALLIPOLI 5556 (’81, Drama) Two Outfamous mystery stories. Lori Loughlin, Sarah back runners join Australian and New Zealand Strange, Steve Bacic, Brendan Meyer. (TVG, 2:00) troops fighting in World War I. Mark Lee, Mel Gibson, Bill Kerr, Ron Graham. (1:55) (AL, BN, V) HALLMV March 23 9p All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.

Garage Sale Mystery: The Wedding Dress (’15, Mystery) Sleuth Jennifer Shannon and Detective Lynwood investigate a decades-old case involving the disappearance of a groom. Lori Loughlin, Barclay Hope, Kevin O’Grady, Cheryl Ladd. (2:00) HALLMV March 7 9p

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties 55 (’06, Children’s) Garfield follows Jon to England and gets the royal treatment after he is mistaken for the heir to a grand castle. But the feline will need all nine lives to foil the plans of evil Lord Dargis, who wants to turn the castle into a resort. Voice of Bill Murray, Breckin Meyer, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Billy Connolly. (1:28) (AS) EFAMLY March 11 6:05a, 6:33p; 12 2:32a; 21 10:20a, 8p; 22 3:10a

Gattaca 555 (’97, Science Fiction) An outcast takes part in a complicated and perilous scheme to assume the identity of a genetically engineered citizen. Ethan Hawke, Uma Thurman, Jude Law, Gore Vidal. (PG-13, 1:52) (AL, AS, MV) ECLASS March 17 2:50a The Gauntlet 556 (’77, Crime Drama) Las Vegas oddsmakers say a detective and a prostitute will never make it back to Phoenix alive. Clint

Eastwood, Sondra Locke, Pat Hingle, William Prince. (1:55) (AL, AS, N, V) HDMOV March 6 2:05p; 10 6a; 16 8:55a; 17 5:10a; 21 2:50a; 29 4:05p; 30 1:05a

The Gay Parisian (’41, Musical) Members of the Ballet Russe de Monte Carlo perform to the music of Jacques Offenbach. Cyd Charisse, Leonide Massine, Milada Mladova, Nathalie Krassovska. 9 (NR, :20) TCM March 22 8:30a The Gazebo 5556 (’59, Comedy) A TV writer kills a suspected blackmailer, then hides the body on the site of a backyard gazebo. Glenn Ford, Debbie Reynolds, Carl Reiner, John McGiver. 9 (NR, 1:40) TCM March 20 6:15a The General’s Daughter 556 (’99, Suspense) Two investigators find an underworld of sex and cover-ups behind an Army captain’s murder. John Travolta, Madeleine Stowe, James Cromwell, Timothy Hutton. (R, 1:56) (AL, AS, N, R, V) ECLASS March 13 11:23p; 29 12:11a, ESUSP March 1 12:21a Genesis (’16, Drama) Jochebed goes into hiding to protect her son from being murdered and recounts the beginning of man and his relationship with God. Venus Monique, Cabil Gibbs, Jordan Jones, Olivia Jordan. (1:30) TBN March 10 9:30p Gentlemen With Guns 55 (’46, Western) Though Fuzzy has framed for murder by McCallister while waiting for his mail-order bride, the nuptials are scheduled to go on anyway, until Billy breaks up the wedding and searches for the real killer. Buster Crabbe, Al St. John, Patricia Knox, Steve Darrell. 9 (:56) MPLEX March 17 2:41p GEORGIA RULE 56 (’07, Drama) Exasperated with her rebellious daughter, a woman sends the teen to Idaho to live with her own stern mother. Jane Fonda, Lindsay Lohan, Felicity Huffman, Dermot Mulroney. (2:40) (AL, AS) FREEFM March 16 8:20p Geronimo: An American Legend 555 (’93, Historical Drama) An Army general orders a Virginia lieutenant to bring in the Apache warrior. Wes Studi, Jason Patric, Robert Duvall, Gene Hackman. (2:30) (AS, V) OUTD March 30 5p, 7:30p Get Hard 55 (’15, Comedy) The prison-bound manager of a hedge fund asks a black businessman — who has never been to jail — to prepare him for life behind bars. Will Ferrell, Kevin Hart, Craig T. Nelson, Alison Brie. (2:00) (AL, AS, N) TBS March 11 1p, TNT March 13 8p Get Him to the Greek 555 (’10, Comedy) A record-company employee has just a few days to get a boozy British rock star to Hollywood for a big comeback concert. Jonah Hill, Russell Brand, Elisabeth Moss, Rose Byrne. (2:30) (AL, AS, SSC) TBS March 12 3a Get Shorty 5556 (’95, Comedy) A film-loving loan shark teams with a B-movie producer to become a Hollywood mogul. John Travolta, Gene Hackman, Rene Russo, Danny DeVito. (1:00) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 5 8p

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Getaway 56 (’13, Action) To save his kidnapped wife, a former race-car driver must follow the instructions of a man who is watching his every move through a hidden camera. Ethan Hawke, Selena Gomez, Jon Voight, Rebecca Budig. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) FXX March 25 4a

The Getaway 555 (’72, Action) A bank robber and his wife cross a big shot and are chased to the Mexican border. Steve McQueen, Ali MacGraw, Ben Johnson, Sally Struthers. (2:05) (AL, AS, V) HDMOV March 18 8:55a; 24 3:50p; 25 12:25a; 27 4:05a Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster 55 (’65, Science Fiction) Godzilla, Rodan and Mothra team up to save mankind from the deadliest threat of all — a fire-breathing space monster.

Yosuke Natsuki, Yuriko Hoshi, Hiroshi Koizumi, Takashi Shimura. (NR, 1:25) (AS) EACTN March 9 7:05a, RPLEX March 21 1:48p; 30 7a

Ghost 5556 (’90, Fantasy) A slain Manhattan yuppie reaches out to his lover, with a medium as his middlewoman. Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore, Whoopi Goldberg, Tony Goldwyn. (PG-13, 2:07) (AL, AS, V) ECLASS March 1 1:40p The Ghost and Mrs. Muir 5556 (’47, Fantasy) A London widow falls in love with a sea captain’s ghost haunting her cottage by the sea. Gene Tierney, Rex Harrison, George Sanders, Edna Best. 9 (NR, 1:44) TCM March 24 11a

Ghost of Hidden Valley 55 (’46, Western) Cowboy Billy Carson and his pal help an Englishman drive bandits off his land. Buster Crabbe, Al St. John, Jean Carlin, John Meredith. 9 (NR, :50) EWESTN March 5 6:04a Ghost Rider 55 (’07, Action) A motorcycle stuntman who sold his soul to save a loved one becomes a fiery agent for justice at night in the presence of evil. Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes, Wes Bentley, Sam Elliott. (2:30) (AS, V) BBCA March 11 11a, 3:30p, 10p; 15 3p, 5:30p, 11:30p; 23 6:30p; 24 12a; 27 8p; 28 12:30a GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE 56 (’12, Action) Johnny Blaze gets a chance to rid himself of the Ghost Rider curse forever when members of a secret church hire him to save a boy from Satan. Nicolas Cage, Idris Elba, Ciarán Hinds, Violante Placido. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) BBCA March 11 1:30p, 6p; 12 12:30a; 15 8p; 16 2a; 23 9p; 24 2:30a; 27 10:30p; 28 3a Ghost Story 555 (’81, Horror) Elderly men telling ghost stories are haunted by a girl they accidentally drowned 50 years before. Fred Astaire, Melvyn Douglas, Douglas Fairbanks Jr., John Houseman. (1:53) (AL, AS, GV, N) RPLEX March 11 1:10a, 4:30p; 16 8:06a, 6:07p; 17 1:03a; 20 8p

Ghost World 5556 (’01, Comedy-Drama) The lives of best friends diverge after high-school graduation and their encounter with a pathetic loner. Thora Birch, Scarlett Johansson, Steve Buscemi, Brad Renfro. (1:54) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 9 3:51p; 10 1:15a; 18 1:55p, 9p; 19 5:58a; 31 3:45p, 10:38p GHOSTBUSTERS 556 (’16, Comedy) Armed with proton packs and plenty of attitude, four women prepare for an epic battle as mischievous ghosts start to wreak havoc in New York. Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Leslie Jones, Kate McKinnon. (PG-13, 1:57) (AS, V) ENCR-W March 24 8p; 25 8a, 2:18p; 27 6:14a, 1:41p, 9p; 30 10:56p; 31 6:35a, 3:59p

Ghosts of Mars 56 (’01, Science Fiction) An intergalactic cop and her team join forces with a dangerous criminal to battle supernatural warriors. Ice Cube, Natasha Henstridge, Jason Statham, Clea DuVall. (R, 1:37) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 1 9:39a, EACTN March 8 11:51p; 9 2:36p; 19 1:47a, 5:10p; 25 10:47a, 10:12p; 26 6:48a Ghoulies 55 (’85, Horror) Black magic brings slimy creatures to a Hollywood mansion for a couple’s party. Peter Liapis, Lisa Pelikan, Michael Des Barres, Jack Nance. (PG-13, 1:24) (AL, V) ECLASS March 5 9:52a, EACTN March 10 12:49a Ghoulies II 56 (’88, Horror) Little demons boost business at Uncle Ned and Larry’s carnival

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Johnson, Bruce Willis, Channing Tatum, Adrianne Palicki. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) SYFY March 15 7p; 16 4:30p; 24 3:30p; 25 10:30a

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 56 (’09, Action) The elite G.I. Joe team uses the latest technology in its battle against corrupt arms dealer Destro and a mysterious organization known as Cobra. Channing Tatum, Dennis Quaid, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Christopher Eccleston.

(2:30) (AS, V) SYFY March 5 8p; 6 6p GIANT 5555 (’56, Drama) A cattleman and his spoiled wife watch an upstart oilman try to take over Texas. Elizabeth Taylor, Rock Hudson, James Dean, Carroll Baker. (G, 3:21) TCM March 14 8p The Giant Behemoth 556 (’59, Science Fiction) Special effects by Willis O’Brien (“King Kong”) highlight this tale of a radioactive sea monster’s assault on Britain. Gene Evans, Andre Morell, Leigh Madison, Henry Vidon. 9 (NR, 1:20) TCM March 26 11:15p Girl, Interrupted 556 (’99, Drama) A young woman with a borderline personality disorder stays in a 1960s mental institution for 18 months.

Winona Ryder, Angelina Jolie, Clea DuVall, Brittany Murphy. (R, 2:07) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 2 2:16a; 22 12:50a, EBLACK March 8 6:10a; 13 1:02a, 1:38p

Girl Missing (’15, Suspense) Fifteen years after she was left for dead in a ditch, a young woman is contacted by a millionaire from New York City who claims to be her mother. When she arrives at the family estate, she finds herself in the middle of a mysterious plot. Francesca Eastwood, Kiersten Warren, Federico Dordei, Lidia Porto. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 1 2p; 25 10a The Girl Next Door 55 (’98, Crime Drama) Guilt consumes a woman whose policeman lover persuaded her to kill his wife. Tracey Gold, Sharon Gless, Tom Irwin, Mark Camacho. (TVPG, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 15 12p The Girl Who Had Everything 556 (’53, Drama) The daughter of a prominent lawyer becomes infatuated with his client, a gangland leader. Elizabeth Taylor, Fernando Lamas, William Powell, Gig Young. 9 (NR, 1:09) TCM March 13 9:45p The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo 555 (’11, Suspense) A disgraced journalist and an investigator for a security firm probe a 40-yearold murder. Daniel Craig, Rooney Mara, Christopher Plummer, Stellan Skarsgard. (3:00) (AL, AS, N, R, SSC, V) TNT March 2 8p; 3 12a Girlfriend Killer (’17, Suspense) An entrepreneur who stages perfect marriage proposals for wealthy men becomes the target of a jilted client’s obsession. Barbie Castro, Brian Gross, Corin Nemec, Dina Meyer. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 14 10p; 15 2a Girls Night Out (’17, Suspense) McKenzie and three of her best friends from college go out to celebrate her engagement. The party turns into a nightmare when the man who date raped McKenzie kidnaps her fiance to get revenge for his ruined reputation. Mackenzie Mauzy, Katherine Barrell, Jacob Blair, Kelly Kruger. (2:00) LIFE March 4 2p, LIFEMOV March 16 6p The Glass Slipper 555 (’55, Children’s) Mistreated by her stepmother and stepsisters, scullery maid Ella finally meets her prince. Leslie Caron, Michael Wilding, Keenan Wynn, Estelle Winwood. (NR, 1:34) TCM March 22 3:30a

Gleaming the Cube 55 (’88, Action) A California skateboarder solves and avenges the death of his adopted Vietnamese brother. Chris-

tian Slater, Steven Bauer, Min Luong, Art Chudabala. (PG-13, 1:45) (AL, V) FXM March 5 8:30a; 6 7a; 21 8:25a; 22 1a

Glengarry Glen Ross 5556 (’92, Drama) Underhanded real estate salesmen sink to varying

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12:48a, 9a, 4:16p Gnomeo & Juliet 556 (’11, Children’s) Animated. Love-struck garden gnomes become part of a feud between rival neighbors in Stratford-Upon-Avon, Shakespeare’s birthplace. Voices

of James McAvoy, Emily Blunt, Michael Caine, Maggie Smith. (2:00) FREEFM March 18 10:30a; 19 12a

The Go-Getter 55 (’37, Drama) A onelegged lumber salesman impresses his boss and his boss’s daughter. George Brent, Anita Louise, Charles Winninger, John Eldridge. 9 (NR, 1:32) TCM March 16 5:30a THE GODFATHER, PART II 5555 (’74, Crime Drama) Michael Corleone rules his father’s criminal empire, while flashbacks recall young Vito’s climb to power. Al Pacino, Robert Duvall, Diane Keaton, Robert De Niro. (4:30) (AL, AS, GV) AMC March 5 5:30p; 6 1p; 12 2:30p GODS AND MONSTERS 5555 (’98, Biography) With his housekeeper and gardener near, ailing film director James Whale recalls his life. Ian McKellen, Brendan Fraser, Lynn Redgrave, Lolita Davidovich. (1:49) (AL, AS, N) IPLEX March 2 7:42a, 4:44p; 14 7:12p; 15 2:28a; 29 9:23a, 10:46p God’s Country and the Woman 55 (’36, Drama) A lumber-camp owner falls in love with her business rival’s brother. George Brent, Beverly Roberts, Barton MacLane, Robert Barrat. (NR, 1:20) TCM March 16 9a God’s Not Dead 55 (’14, Drama) After he refuses to disavow his faith, a devout Christian student must prove the existence of God or else his college philosophy professor will fail him.

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GODS OF EGYPT 56 (’16, Fantasy) A defiant mortal forms an unlikely alliance with the powerful god Horus to save the world from Set, the merciless god of darkness. Nikolaj Coster-Wal-

dau, Brenton Thwaites, Chadwick Boseman, Elodie Yung. (2:45) (AS, V) SYFY March 8 8:15p; 9 5:15p; 31 5p

Godzilla 556 (’54, Science Fiction) A fire-breathing behemoth terrorizes Japan after an atomic bomb awakens it from its centuries-old sleep. Takashi Shimura, Momoko Kochi, Akira Takarada, Akihiko Hirata. 9 (1:39) RPLEX March 2 4:36p; 3 3:28a; 21 8a; 22 4:30a, EACTN March 5 1:24a, 8:12a Godzilla 556 (’14, Science Fiction) Godzilla, King of the Monsters, arises to combat massive, malevolent foes that have been feeding on a nuclear plant’s reactors and now threaten mankind with total annihilation. Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Ken Watanabe, Elizabeth Olsen, Juliette Binoche. (2:30) (AS, V) WGNA March 19 7:30p

Godzilla, King of the Monsters! 556 (’56, Science Fiction) A U.S. newsman in Tokyo recounts the story of a huge dinosaur roused from the sea by an atomic blast. Raymond Burr,

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Takashi Shimura, Momoko Kochi, Akira Takarada. 9 (NR, 1:20) EACTN March 7 7a, RPLEX March 21 9:38a; 31 3:52a

Godzilla Raids Again 55 (’55, Science Fiction) Atomic blasts off the coast of Japan activate a prehistoric monster. Hiroshi Koizumi, Setsuko Wakayama, Minoru Chiaki, Takashi Shimura. 9 (1:25) RPLEX March 10 5:53a; 21 11a, EACTN March 15 1:26a, 7:52a

Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla 5 (’74, Science Fiction) An Okinawan monster-god helps Godzilla defeat his bionic double. Masaaki Daimon, Kazuya Aoyama, Akihiko Hirata, Reiko Tajima. (NR, 1:20) EACTN March 1 11a, RPLEX March 22 1:37a; 30 1:07p Godzilla vs. Megalon 56 (’76, Science Fiction) Godzilla and flying cyborg Jet Jaguar meet a giant cockroach and a big black chicken sent by Seatopians. Katsuriko Sasaki, Hiroyuki Kawase, Yutaka Hayashi, Robert Dunham. (1:24) RPLEX March 12 10:06a; 22 12:13a, EACTN March 26 10:15a Golden Girl 556 (’51, Musical) California gold-rush chorus girl Lotta Crabtree dazzles a gambler who is spying for the Confederacy. Mitzi Gaynor, Dale Robertson, Dennis Day (NR, 1:48) (AS) FXM March 16 4:05a; 17 3a The Golden Touch (’35, Fantasy) Animated. King Midas discovers that the ability to turn objects into gold is more of a curse than a blessing. Voices of Billy Bletcher. (NR, :10) TCM March 29 5p GoldenEye 555 (’95, Action) A secret weapon’s theft sends Agent 007 to Russia, where a pretty computer programmer helps him track an ex-cohort believed dead. Pierce Brosnan, Sean Bean, Izabella Scorupco, Famke Janssen. (2:15) (AS, V) EPIX March 6 8p Gone Girl 5556 (’14, Mystery) A man reports that his wife has gone missing on their fifth wedding anniversary, but his public portrait of their blissful union begins to crumble under police pressure and a growing media frenzy. Ben Affleck, Rosamund Pike, Neil Patrick Harris, Tyler Perry. (R, 2:29) (AL, AS, GV, N) FXM March 3 2:40p; 4 12p; 24 4:30p, 7:20p, FX March 17 9a GONE WITH THE WIND 5555 (’39, Romance) A fiery Southern belle struggles to return her family’s estate to its original magnificence after the Civil War. Clark Gable, Vivien Leigh, Leslie Howard, Olivia de Havilland. (G, 3:42) TCM March 22 7p Good Advice 556 (’01, Romance-Comedy) An out-of-work stockbroker causes problems when he takes over his girlfriend’s relationship-advice column. Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards, Angie Harmon, Jon Lovitz. (1:45) (AL, AS) FLIX-W March 9 12p Good Burger 556 (’97, Children’s) Teen misfits at a modest burger joint face competition from a hamburger emporium across the street.

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Good Day for a Hanging 556 (’58, Western) The new marshal is the only one in town who thinks a charming killer should hang. Fred MacMurray, Margaret Hayes, Robert Vaughn, Joan Blackman. (NR, 1:25) EWESTN March 4 6:21a; 13

10:53a, 10:55p A Good Day to Die Hard 55 (’13, Action) New York City cop John McClane and his estranged son must put aside their differences and work together to get a Russian whistleblower to safety and thwart a disastrous crime in Chernobyl. Bruce Willis, Jai Courtney, Sebastian Koch, Yulia Snigir. (R, 1:38) (AL, AS, GV) FXM March 19 9p, 11p

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The Good Mother (’13, Suspense) After her best friend dies, a teen discovers that the girl’s mother deliberately made her sick. Helen Slater, Meaghan Martin, Camille Cregan, Patrick Fabian. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 9 2p

The Good Nanny (’17, Suspense) A nanny begins to suspect that something is wrong with the wealthy family that hired her to care for their peculiar little girl. Briana Evigan, Ellen Hollman, Peter Porte, Sophie Guest. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 31 4p Good Ol’ Freda 556 (’13, Documentary) Freda Kelly, a shy Liverpudlian teen, works for a new local band — the Beatles — hoping to make it big. As the band’s fame multiplies, Freda bears witness to music and cultural history but never exploits her insider access. Freda Kelly, Ringo Starr, Angie McCartney, Billy Kinsley. (1:28) (AS) IPLEX March 4 5a, 3:17p; 5 12:41a; 16 5:26p; 19 1:27p; 20 5:58a; 31 7:31p The Good Shepherd 556 (’06, Drama) During the early years of the Central Intelligence Agency, a founding member finds that, as the country slides deeper into the Cold War, dedication to duty has a price. Matt Damon, Angelina Jolie, Alec Baldwin, Tammy Blanchard. (R, 2:48) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 7 4:32p; 8 2:27a; 13 9:08a The Good Son 556 (’93, Suspense) An evil child terrorizes a visiting cousin who turns for help, but no one believes him. Macaulay Culkin, Elijah Wood, Wendy Crewson, David Morse. (R, 1:27) (V) ESUSP March 3 7:14a, 1:46p; 5 11:39a; 6 7:44a A Good Year 55 (’06, Romance-Comedy) A London banker inherits his uncle’s vineyard in Provence, then meets a long-lost cousin from America who claims the property is hers. Russell Crowe, Marion Cotillard, Albert Finney, Abbie Cornish. (2:00) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 3 3:45p; 4 1:24a; 14 10:29a, 10:40p; 24 1:39p, 9p

The Goods: Live Hard. Sell Hard. 55 (’09, Comedy) In town to save a struggling car dealership from bankruptcy, a high-powered salesman unexpectedly falls in love and finds his soul. Jeremy Piven, Ving Rhames, James Brolin, David Koechner. (1:30) (AL, AS, N) EPIX March 14 10:05p; 15 12:45p, 6:30p; 30 11:50a; 31 4:40a THE GOONIES 555 (’85, Children’s) Coastal Oregon kids follow the treasure map of pirate One-Eyed Willie past his deadly traps to gold. Sean Astin, Josh Brolin, Jeff Cohen, Corey Feldman. (2:30) (AL, AS, MV) PARMT March 17 4:30p, 10:30p, VH1 March 2 10:30p; 3 12:30p Goosebumps 555 (’15, Fantasy) Author R.L. Stine, his young daughter and their new neighbor must save the day when the monsters from the “Goosebumps” books magically come to life. Jack Black, Dylan Minnette, Odeya Rush,

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MOVIES Ryan Lee. (PG, 1:43) (AS) FXM March 7 2p; 8 12p; 17 2p; 18 12p

The Gospel Road 556 (’73, Docudrama) Johnny Cash narrates a Holy Land tour, with a dramatized life of Jesus, set to country music.

Robert Elfstrom, June Carter Cash, Larry Lee, Alan Dater. (G, 1:33) FXM March 1 3a

Gotcha! 55 (’85, Suspense) A UCLA student goes to Paris with his buddy and meets a Czech beauty who lures him to East Berlin. Anthony Edwards, Linda Fiorentino, Nick Corri, Alex Rocco. (PG-13, 1:36) (AL, AS) ECLASS March 11 11:46a

The Gourmet Detective: Eat, Drink, and Be Buried (’17, Mystery) A wealthy family with a storied past and a large, sprawling estate, hires Henry to oversee the menu for an annual summer gala. When one of the entertainers at the event dies, Henry finds himself caught in the crosshairs of a bitter family feud. Dylan Neal, Ali Skovbye, Chris McNally, Gelsea Mae. (TVG, 2:00) HALLMV March 17 11a Grace Unplugged 56 (’13, Drama) A teenage Christian singer lands a record deal with the help of her father’s ruthless former manager, but her move to Los Angeles and desire for fame lead to a crisis of faith. AJ Michalka, James Denton, Kevin Pollak, Michael Welch. (2:00) (AS) UP March 11 9p THE GRADUATE 5555 (’67, Comedy) An aimless college man lets an older woman seduce him, then finds himself falling for her daughter.

to training camp, followed by his faithful chauffeur, Oliver, and gardener, Stan. Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, Sheila Ryan, Dick Nelson. 9 (NR, 1:14) FXM March 17 4:50a The Great Lie 555 (’41, Romance) A lost aviator’s socialite wife makes a deal with a pianist having his baby. Bette Davis, George Brent, Mary Astor, Lucile Watson. 9 (NR, 1:47) TCM March 15 11:30a THE GREAT NORTHFIELD MINNESOTA RAID 556 (’72, Western) Cole Younger, Jesse James and their gang go north to rob the biggest bank west of the Mississippi.

Cliff Robertson, Robert Duvall, Luke Askew, R. G. Armstrong. (1:34) (BN, V) MPLEX March 23 3:08a

The Great Outdoors 55 (’88, Comedy) A Chicago man and his family go camping with his obnoxious brother-in-law and his family. Dan

Aykroyd, John Candy, Stephanie Faracy, Annette Bening. (PG, 1:31) (AL) ENCR-W March 11 12:45a, 4:13p; 14 7:46a; 30 7:19a, ECLASS March 1 5:47a, 7:49p; 5 8:19a, 4:36p; 17 7:27p; 18 2:16p

The Great Sioux Massacre 556 (’65, Western) The story of Gen. Custer and the Little Bighorn is seen through the eyes of two of his subordinates. Joseph Cotten, Darren McGavin, Philip Carey, Julie Sommars. (NR, 1:31) EWESTN March 1 10:35a, 9:58p; 20 6:10a, 11:10p THE GREAT ZIEGFELD 5555 (’36, Musical) The life and times of Broadway showman Florenz Ziegfeld and his two wives. William Powell, Luise Rainer, Myrna Loy, Frank Morgan. 9 (NR, 2:54) TCM March 2 11:15p The Greatest Story Ever Told 555 (’65, Historical Drama) The life of Jesus unfolds according to the Bible, from birth to the ResurDustin Hoffman, Anne Bancroft, Katharine Ross, Wilrection, on an epic scale. Max von Sydow, Charlton liam Daniels. (PG, 1:45) (AL, AS) TCM March 20 5p Heston, Carroll Baker, Dorothy McGuire. (G, 3:15) Graveyard Shift 56 (’90, Horror) The owner TCM March 31 5p of an ancient mill hires a drifter to rid the baseGreen Lantern 55 (’11, Action) A test pilot ment of rats. David Andrews, Kelly Wolf, Stephen becomes the first human to join a band of Macht, Brad Dourif. (R, 1:27) (AL, AS, GV) SUND warriors sworn to preserve peace and justice March 11 1:45p, AMC March 21 9a throughout the universe. Ryan Reynolds, Blake Gravity 5556 (’13, Science Fiction) The Lively, Peter Sarsgaard, Mark Strong. (2:30) (AS, V) destruction of their shuttle leaves two astronauts AMC March 17 11p; 18 12:30p; 28 5:30p; 29 11a stranded in space with no hope of rescue. Sandra The Green Mile 5556 (’99, Drama) In 1935 Bullock, George Clooney, Voice of Ed Harris, Voice a head prison guard realizes a man on death row of Orto Ignatiussen. (PG-13, 1:31) (AL, AS) FXM may be innocent and have a supernatural ability March 2 5p, 6:50p, FXX March 30 10:30a; 31 6:30a to heal others. Tom Hanks, David Morse, Michael Grease 555 (’78, Musical) Nice Sandy and Clarke Duncan, Bonnie Hunt. (4:00) (AL, AS, V) AMC greaser Danny try to be like each other in their March 1 1:45p; 6 8p; 7 4p; 29 7p; 30 3p 1950s high school. John Travolta, Olivia NewThe Green Years 555 (’46, Drama) A Scotton-John, Stockard Channing, Jeff Conaway. (1:51) tish orphan becomes a young man in love, guided (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 7 7:36a, 8p; 20 2:50a, by his colorful great-grandfather. Charles Coburn, 10:57p; 24 11:49p, ENCR-W March 10 8:02a; 12 Tom Drake, Hume Cronyn, Beverly Tyler. 9 (NR, 7:06p; 28 6:10a, ECLASS March 16 11:16p; 17 2:07) TCM March 5 7a 10:24a, 5:34p; 26 2:18a, 2:10p; 30 2:31p The Grey 555 (’12, Adventure) A pack of Grease 2 55 (’82, Musical Comedy) A square hungry wolves pursues survivors of a plane crash, British exchange student turns hip motorcyclist who are trekking through the Alaskan wilderto woo a cool girl in his 1961 high school. Maxness to find civilization. Liam Neeson, Frank Grillo, well Caulfield, Michelle Pfeiffer, Pamela Segall, Didi Dermot Mulroney, Dallas Roberts. (R, 1:57) (AL, AS, Conn. (1:55) (AS) EFAMLY March 7 9:27a, 9:52p; 25 V) IFC-E March 7 2:30p, 10p; 9 8a; 14 7:30a, 2:30p 11:59p, ENCR-W March 10 9:55a, ECLASS March 19 12:28a; 21 6:44a; 24 9:36a, 5:15p Grindhouse Presents: Death Proof 555 (’07, Suspense) A veteran stuntman The Great American Pastime 55 (’56, Comedy) A busy suburban lawyer attempts to uses his car to stalk and kill unsuspecting young cement relations with his son by agreeing to women in the South. Kurt Russell, Rosario Dawson, coach a Little League baseball team. Tom Ewell, Vanessa Ferlito, Jordan Ladd. (NR, 1:54) (AL, AS, Anne Francis, Ann Miller, Dean Jones. 9 (NR, 1:29) GV) IFC-E March 10 9:45a, 2:30p; 15 2:15p, TCM March 29 11:15a 10:30p; 29 9:30p; 30 10:15a Great Day 556 (’45, Drama) An English vetGrindhouse Presents: Planet Terror eran’s wife and daughter prepare for Eleanor 5556 (’07, Horror) A one-legged go-go Roosevelt’s visit to their village. Eric Portman, dancer and her ex-lover join forces with other Flora Robson, Sheila Sim, Isabel Jeans. 9 (NR, survivors to battle a horde of flesh-eating zom1:22) TCM March 28 9:30a bies invading their Texas town. Rose McGowan, Freddy Rodriguez, Josh Brolin, Marley Shelton. (R, The Great Dictator 5556 (’40, Comedy) A 1:26) (AL, AS, GV, N) IFC-E March 10 12:15p, 9:30p; Jewish barber looks like Adenoid Hynkel, dictator 15 4:45p; 30 12a, 12:45p of Tomania, who meets Benzino Napaloni, dictator of Bacteria. Charles Chaplin, Paulette Goddard, Groundhog Day 5556 (’93, Romance-ComJack Oakie, Reginald Gardiner. 9 (G, 2:08) TCM edy) February 2nd keeps repeating for a cynical March 2 9:45a TV weatherman sent to watch the groundhog in Punxsutawney, Pa. Bill Murray, Andie MacDowell, Great Guns 55 (’41, Comedy) Overjoyed to Chris Elliott, Stephen Tobolowsky. (PG, 1:43) (AS, escape his overprotective aunts when he receives a draft notice, wealthy young Dan Forrester goes MV) ENCR-W March 1 9p; 2 4:58p; 16 6:16a; 26 All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.

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4:35a, EFAMLY March 11 11:10p; 12 4:51p; 19 9:42p; 20 1:17p; 31 5:20a, 1:19p, 11:24p Grounds for Marriage 556 (’50, Musical Comedy) An opera singer blocks her doctor ex-husband’s marriage to his colleague’s daughter. Van Johnson, Kathryn Grayson, Paula Raymond, Barry Sullivan. 9 (NR, 1:31) TCM March 30 1p GROWN UPS 56 (’10, Comedy) Friends and former teammates learn that age does not, necessarily, equal maturity when they reunite to honor the memory of their basketball coach. Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, David Spade. (2:00) (AL, AS, N) FREEFM March 25 9:25p; 26 6:30p, FX March 20 6p, 11:30p, FXX March 3 5p, 7p Grown Ups 2 5 (’13, Comedy) Lenny Feder moves his family back to his hometown to be with his old friends and finds out that he didn’t leave the crazy life behind in Los Angeles. Adam

Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, David Spade. (2:30) (AL, AS, N) FX March 3 3p; 4 12p; 20 8p; 21 5p

Grudge Match 55 (’13, Comedy) A boxing promoter offers two rival boxers the chance to come out of retirement for one final bout. Robert De Niro, Sylvester Stallone, Kevin Hart, Kim Basinger. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) BBCA March 9 7:30p, 11p; 22

7:30p, 11:30p The Guardian 556 (’90, Horror) Yuppies with a baby hire a nanny, a druid witch who sacrifices babies to a tree. Jenny Seagrove, Dwier Brown, Carey Lowell, Brad Hall. (R, 1:32) (AL, AS, GV, N) ESUSP March 11 12:25a Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner 5556 (’67, Comedy-Drama) White liberals must overcome their own latent racism when their strong-willed daughter announces her intention to marry a distinguished black physician. Spencer

Tracy, Katharine Hepburn, Sidney Poitier, Katharine Houghton. (NR, 1:48) EBLACK March 3 5:57a, 2:46p; 15 8:48a, 6:09p; 26 1:42a, 8:41a, 6:09p, RPLEX March 7 12:53a, 10:50a; 11 10:49a, 9:53p; 20 11:48a; 30 2:34p, 10:49p

Guilty at 17 (’14, Drama) A teenager becomes overwhelmed with guilt after her lies to support a friend’s claim of sexual assault lead to the accused teacher’s suicide. Erin Sanders, Alex Paxton-Beesley, Catherine Dent, Michael Woods. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 26 6p

Gulliver’s Travels 56 (’10, Children’s) While a man is on assignment in the Bermuda Triangle, a vortex transports him to Lilliput, a magic land of little people. Jack Black, Jason Segel, Emily Blunt, Amanda Peet. (1:56) (AL, AS) SYFY March 7 1:40p; 16 2a, 12p; 24 8a; 25 3a Gun Belt 556 (’53, Western) A former outlaw dons his gun to clear his name, teaching his nephew a lesson in the process. George Montgomery, Tab Hunter, Helen Westcott, John Dehner. (NR, 1:17) EWESTN March 13 5:11a

Gun Crazy 555 (’50, Crime Drama) A gun fanatic and a sideshow sharpshooter team up for romance and a crime spree. Peggy Cummins, John Dall, Berry Kroeger, Morris Carnovsky. 9 (NR, 1:27) TCM March 18 9a Gunman’s Walk 555 (’58, Western) A rugged rancher with good and bad sons can only stop his bad son with a gun. Van Heflin, Tab Hunter, Kathryn Grant, James Darren. (NR, 1:37) EWESTN March 16 5:17a; 24 4:50p; 25 1:50a GUNS, GIRLS AND GAMBLING (’11, Crime Drama) After a priceless Apache war mask is stolen from an Indian casino, a host of criminals descends on the small town in hope of claiming the stolen treasure first. Gary Oldman, Christian Slater, Helena Mattsson, Powers Boothe. (NR, 1:30) (AS) EACTN March 1 4:28a; 2 1:40a The Guns of Fort Petticoat 555 (’57, Western) An Army deserter shows defenseless Texas women how to hold off Indians out to avenge a massacre. Audie Murphy, Kathryn Grant, Hope Emerson, Jeff Donnell. (NR, 1:22) EWESTN March 12 10:37a, 11:09p The Guns of Navarone 5556 (’61, War) Allied commandos try to knock out a Nazi

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H The H-Man 556 (’58, Science Fiction) A detective, a scientist, a nightclub singer and the rest of Tokyo live in fear of slimy blobs. Yumi Shirakawa, Kenji Sahara, Akihiko Hirata 9 (NR, 1:19) TCM March 27 12:45a Hailey Dean Mystery: Dating Is Murder (’17, Mystery) Hailey Dean is pulled into another investigation when a popular new dating app links multiple missing persons cases from around the city. Reuniting with her old team, Hailey discovers the potential dangers of online interaction. Kellie Martin. (TVG, 2:00) HALLMV March 17 9p Hailey Dean Mystery: Deadly Estate (’17, Mystery) After her fiance is murdered, Hailey Dean becomes one of the country’s most revered felony prosecutors. When she helps her close friend Pam sell the estate of Pam’s grandparents, she falls headfirst into a harrowing mystery. Kellie Martin. (TVG, 2:00) HALLMV March 11 11p; 17 7p Hailey Dean Mystery: Murder, With Love (’16, Mystery) A bright, disciplined former prosecutor is now in high demand as an expert witness. Kellie Martin, Nancy Grace, Cindy Busby, Giacomo Baessato. (2:00) HALLMV March 17 5p HairBrained 56 (’13, Comedy) A brilliant teen and a 41-year-old gambling addict become unlikely buddies at college. Alex Wolff, Brendan Fraser, Julia Garner, Teddy Bergman. (1:38) (AL, AS, N) EFAMLY March 7 2:58a, 11:48p, IPLEX March 13 5:55a; 23 11:42a; 24 5:15a Hall Pass 55 (’11, Comedy) Two men get permission from their wives to spend one week doing whatever they please, without fear of consequences. Owen Wilson, Jason Sudeikis, Jenna Fischer, Christina Applegate. (2:00) (AL, AS, N, SSC) FX March 10 1a, 1p Halloween 56 (’07, Horror) A psychiatrist follows an escaped psychopath’s blood-soaked trail back to his hometown. Malcolm McDowell, Scout Taylor-Compton, Tyler Mane, Danny Trejo. (R, 1:50) (AL, AS, GV, N) IFC-E March 25 4:30a, 9:30a; 27 8p; 28 12:15a Halloween II 556 (’81, Horror) A killer follows his injured target to the hospital on Oct. 31 in Haddonfield, Ill. Jamie Lee Curtis, Donald Pleasence, Charles Cyphers, Jeffrey Kramer. (1:35) (AL, AS, GV, N) RPLEX March 17 4:25a; 27 11:55p Halloween H2O: 20 Years Later 55 (’98, Horror) In hiding for two decades, a traumatized woman learns her murderous brother has returned for her. Jamie Lee Curtis, Adam Arkin, Josh Hartnett, Michelle Williams. (R, 1:25) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 23 10:31p; 26 5:19a; 29 3:03a Halloween III: Season of the Witch 55 (’82, Horror) Two people discover that a TV commercial will cue a madman’s Halloween masks to explode. Tom Atkins, Stacey Nelkin, Dan O’Herlihy, Ralph Strait. (1:41) (AL, AS, GV) RPLEX March 19 4:21a; 28 1:32a Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers 56 (’95, Horror) An ancient Celtic ritual drives Dr. Loomis’ patient to sacrifice an entire family in Haddonfield, Ill. Donald Pleasence, Mitchell Ryan, Marianne Hagan, Paul Stephen Rudd. (R, 1:28) (AS, GV) ESUSP March 1 2:22a, 10:30p; 5 12:23a; 18 10:34p; 23 9p

Hang ’Em High 556 (’68, Western) An innocent rancher is saved from the noose and deputized to hunt down the men who tried to hang him. Clint Eastwood, Inger Stevens, Ed Begley, Pat Hingle. (2:30) (AS, V) AMC March 7 11p; 8 2:30p; 24 1p; 25 3a, SUND March 17 3:30p; 18 11:15a

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Happy Face Killer (’14, Docudrama) Serial killer Keith Jesperson murders at least eight women over a five-year span and taunts authorities with disturbing letters and scribbled confessions signed with a happy face. David Arquette, Gloria Reuben, Stefanie von Pfetten, Melissa M. Montgomery. (TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 21 7:30a

The Happy Years 555 (’50, Comedy) Little John Humperdink Stover gets into circa-1900 mischief at Lawrenceville prep school. Dean Stockwell, Darryl Hickman, Scotty Beckett, Leon Ames. (G, 1:50) TCM March 5 3p Hard Luck 555 (’06, Suspense) A former criminal goes on the run with a stripper after a drug deal goes bad. Wesley Snipes, Aubrey Dollar, Kevin Thomas, Jacquelyn Quinones. (R, 1:41) (AL, AS, N, V) EBLACK March 11 8:32a, 4:51p, 11:33p; 19 9:53a; 20 12:44a; 24 12:39a, 4:43p; 28 12:40p, EACTN March 15 3:13p The Hard Man 556 (’57, Western) A Texas Ranger turns deputy sheriff; a woman wants him to kill her cattle-baron husband. Guy Madison, Valerie French, Lorne Greene, Barry Atwater. (NR, 1:20) EWESTN March 12 8:12p; 13 2:12a Hard Rain 56 (’98, Action) A thief, a sheriff and the nephew of an armored-truck driver seek money bags in a flooding Indiana town. Morgan Freeman, Christian Slater, Randy Quaid, Minnie Driver.

MOVIES (R, 1:36) (V) EBLACK March 2 10:57a, 9:24p; 17 1:21p, 10p, EACTN March 6 7:21p; 7 1:55p; 22 2:17p; 23 10:42a; 26 5:10a; 27 2:04a Hardball 56 (’01, Drama) A sports junkie agrees to coach Little League Baseball in Chicago in order to pay his gambling debts. Keanu Reeves, Diane Lane, John Hawkes, Bryan C. Hearne. (2:00) (AL, V) FLIX-W March 30 12p HARRY BROWN 556 (’09, Suspense) A retired soldier and widower doles out his own brand of justice after young hoodlums murder his best friend. Michael Caine, Emily Mortimer, Liam Cunningham, Iain Glen. (1:45) (AL, AS, V) HDMOV March 6 7:45p; 7 1:15a; 14 4:10p; 15 1:55a, 3a; 26 6:05a Harry Tracy 55 (’82, Western) The last survivor of Butch Cassidy’s gang turns the century with an artist and a judge’s daughter. Bruce Dern, Helen Shaver, Michael C. Gwynne, Gordon Lightfoot. (PG, 1:40) (AL, AS, BN, V) ENCR-W March 18 10a Harvest Love (’17, Romance) A widowed surgeon visits her family’s pear orchard in hopes of taking a break from her hectic life and reconnecting with her distant son. Once there, she begins to fall for the farm manager, Will, who is growing a new hybrid pear. Ryan Paevey, Jen Lilley, Aaron Craven, Lini Evans. (2:00) HALL March 17 3p A Harvest Wedding (’17, Romance) Sarah Bloom, a highly successful wedding planner, returns to her hometown to plan the season’s biggest wedding. Much to Sarah’s surprise, the bride’s brother happens to be her first love. Jill Wagner. (2:00) HALL March 10 9a; 23 2p Hashtag FollowFriday (’16, Suspense) College students and faculty members are targeted by a killer using social media. Courtney Lakin, Joseph Poliquin, Elliott Armstrong, Ramsey Hanchette. (2:00) (AS, V) SYFY March 13 11:20a; 14 6:15a

Hav Plenty 55 (’97, Romance-Comedy) A wealthy young woman invites a friend, an aspiring New York novelist, to her family’s home for New Year’s Eve. Chenoa Maxwell, Christopher Scott Cherot, Hill Harper, Tammi Katherine Jones. (1:31) (AL) IPLEX March 1 5:47a; 16 8:53a, EBLACK March 6 12:40a, 8:54a; 10 11:52a, 8:30p; 19 11:37a, 9:22p; 20 7:12a; 25 4:33a, 2:24p; 29 9:22p; 30 4:20a Havana Motor Club 555 (’15, Documentary) Underground drag racers try to organize Cuba’s first official car race since shortly after the revolution ended in 1959. (1:25) EPIX March 20 8a The Hawk of Powder River 5 (’48, Western) Vivian moonlights as “the Hawk,” a villain who leads a gang of criminals. After she kills her uncle for his land, she goes after his daughter, Carole, Deputy Marshal Eddie Dean tries to save Carole and defeat the bandits. Eddie Dean, Jennifer Holt, Roscoe Ates, June Carlson. 9 (NR, :54) EWESTN March 29 5:18a The Hazing Secret (’14, Suspense) A woman seeks the truth behind her mysterious nightly dream about a collegian who dies during a hazing ritual. Shenae Grimes, Keegan Allen, Brett Dier, Megan Hutchings. (2:00) LIFE March 4 12p, LIFEMOV March 2 4p; 30 4p He Loves Me (’11, Suspense) A woman becomes increasingly paranoid and delusional after learning about her husband’s infidelity. Heather Locklear, Max Martini, Gabrielle Rose, Dylan Neal. (TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 4 10a

He Said, She Said 55 (’91, Romance-Comedy) After they split up, a newspaperman and a woman journalist each tell about their romance and becoming a Baltimore TV team. Kevin Bacon, Elizabeth Perkins, Nathan Lane, Anthony LaPaglia. (2:00) (AL, AS) EPIX March 14 1:05p

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Cable H food writer. Meryl Streep, Jack Nicholson, Maureen Stapleton, Jeff Daniels. (1:52) (AL, AS) RPLEX March 4 7:53a, 6:08p; 8 2:19p; 9 5:10a; 12 8:13a, 6:08p; 24 1:30a, 11:32a, 8p; 28 10:32a, 8p Hearts of Spring (’16, Romance) A famous blogger falls for a single father, not realizing that he is the same reader who criticized her advice online. Lisa Whelchel, Michael Shanks, Clancy Cauble, Miranda Frigon. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 22 2p; 31 11a The Heat 556 (’13, Comedy) An arrogant, methodical FBI agent must join forces with a foul-mouthed, erratic Boston detective to bring down a ruthless drug lord. Sandra Bullock, Melissa McCarthy, Demián Bichir, Marlon Wayans. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) FX March 13 11:30p; 14 9:30a Heaven Is for Real 556 (’14, Drama) A little boy says that he visited heaven during a near-death experience and tells his astonished parents about things he couldn’t possibly know. Greg Kinnear, Kelly Reilly, Margo Martindale, Jacob Vargas. (2:30) (AS) UP March 11 4p, 6:30p; 18 1:30p; 25 6:30a

Heaven Knows, Mr. Allison 5556 (’57, Drama) A Marine and a nun are stranded on a Japanese-held island during World War II. Deborah Kerr, Robert Mitchum. (NR, 1:47) FXM March 12 8:20a; 13 6:30a Heaven With a Barbed Wire Fence 556 (’39, Drama) Joe, a clerk in New York City, hits the road to claim the land he bought in Arizona. Hitchhiking along the way, he meets and falls in love with an illegal alien. Jean Rogers, Glenn Ford, Raymond Walburn, Marjorie Rambeau. 9 (NR, 1:02) FXM March 6 3a; 14 3a

Heaven’s Gate 556 (’80, Western) A well-educated marshal defends immigrant settlers against cattle barons in 1890s Wyoming. Kris Kristofferson, Christopher Walken, Isabelle Huppert, John Hurt. (R, 3:38) (AL, AS, N, V) EWESTN March 4 8p; 17 1:02p, 10:13p; 23 8:37a, 9:46p; 29 8:03p

HEIST (’15, Action) When their attempt to rob a gangster’s casino goes awry, a desperate man and his partner hijack a city bus to escape from the police and a maniacal thug. Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Robert De Niro, Kate Bosworth, Gina Carano. (1:35) (AL, AS, V) AMC March 31 8p, EPIX March 20 1:50p

Heller in Pink Tights 556 (’60, Western) Members of a two-wagon traveling show fight for their lives and for a living in 1880s Wyoming. Anthony Quinn, Sophia Loren, Eileen Heckart, Margaret O’Brien. (NR, 1:40) ECLASS March 8 6:04a; 23 12:58p

Hello, It’s Me (’15, Drama) A widow receives messages from her late husband, urging her to move on and heal with a new man in her life. Kellie Martin, Kavan Smith, Erin Pitt, Jack Fulton. (TVG, 2:00) HALLMV March 22 9p

Hello, My Name Is Doris 555 (’15, Comedy-Drama) With help from her best friend’s granddaughter, a smitten woman concocts schemes to get the attention of a younger co-worker in her office. Sally Field, Max Greenfield, Beth Behrs, Wendi McLendon-Covey. (1:35) (AL, AS) EPIX March 26 11:30p; 27 5p Hellraiser: Bloodline 5 (’96, Horror) A man in a space station battles evil Pinhead, as did his ancestors in 18th-century France and in 1996. Bruce Ramsay, Valentina Vargas, Doug Bradley, Kim Myers. (R, 1:25) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 6 10:40p

Hellraiser: Deader (’05, Horror) A reporter investigates an underground group that can resurrect the dead, much to Pinhead’s dismay. Doug Bradley, Kari Wuhrer, Marc Warren, Georgina Rylance. (R, 1:28) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 16 1:55a

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Cable H Hellraiser: Hellseeker 56 (’02, Horror) Pinhead and his demons terrorize a man after his wife dies in a car accident. Ashley Laurence, Doug Bradley, Dean Winters, Ken Camroux. (R, 1:29) (AL, AS, V) ESUSP March 23 12:15a Hellraiser: Hellworld (’05, Horror) Gamers who participate in an online role-playing game (MMORPG) are invited to a rave whose host plans to show them all the truth behind the Cenobite mythos. Doug Bradley, Katheryn Winnick, Henry Cavill, Lance Henriksen. (R, 1:35) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 11 1:59a Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth 55 (’92, Horror) A New York TV newswoman battles Pinhead and the Cenobites with a World War I captain’s ghost. Terry Farrell, Doug Bradley, Paula Marshall, Kevin Bernhardt. (R, 1:33) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 6 12:10a Hellraiser: Inferno 56 (’00, Horror) A Los Angeles detective wakes to find himself in hell, and his only means of leaving is with Pinhead’s puzzle box. Craig Sheffer, Doug Bradley, Nicholas Turturro, Nicholas Sadler. (R, 1:39) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 9 12:09a The Help 5556 (’11, Drama) Determined to become a writer, a 1960s Mississippi society girl turns her small town on its ear by interviewing black women who work for prominent white families. Viola Davis, Emma Stone, Bryce Dallas Howard, Octavia Spencer. (3:00) (AS) E! March 2 8p; 3 4p, USA March 24 8p Her Husband’s Betrayal (’13, Suspense) A woman’s new husband kidnaps her son as part of a blackmail scheme. Jacqueline MacInnes Wood, Shawn Roberts, Marc Bendavid, Zoie Palmer. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 16 10a Her Married Lover 556 (’99, Suspense) A woman believes the man she was having an affair with killed his wife, but he claims that she is deranged. Perry King, Roxana Zal, Michele Greene, Daniel Benzali. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 20 6a Her Stolen Past (’18, Romance) When Sonya Daniels finds a kidnapped baby’s birth certificate hidden in her late mother’s home, she hires detective Brandon Hayes to help her get to the truth. Shanice Banton, Michael Xavier, Samantha Munro, Maurice Dean Wint. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 5 10p; 6 2a Hercules 556 (’14, Adventure) Now a traveling mercenary, Hercules must once again become a hero to help the benevolent king of Thrace protect his people from a powerful warlord. Dwayne Johnson, Ian McShane, Rufus Sewell, Aksel Hennie. (2:15) (AL, AS, BN, V) TNT March 7 8p; 8 12:45a

Hercules 555 (’97, Children’s) Animated. The half-mortal strongman must become a hero to rejoin the gods on Mount Olympus. Charlton Heston narrates. Voices of Tate Donovan, Josh Keaton, Roger Bart, Danny DeVito. (2:00) FREEFM March 19 7p; 20 12a La Hermanita Dinamita (’70, Comedia-Drama) Una enfermera atropella por accidente a un niño y decide estar al pendiente de su recuperación, luego se vuelven amigos. Hilda Aguirre, Sara García, Fernando Luján, Jorge Rivero. (2:00) TELM March 3 3a

Hero 5556 (’02, Action) Flashbacks reveal how a warrior stopped the elusive assassins who tried to kill the emperor of China. Jet Li, Tony Leung Chiu Wai, Maggie Cheung Man-yuk, Donnie Yen. (PG-13, 1:33) (AS, V) EACTN March 7 12:13p, 7:15p; 8 9:24a; 17 8:44a, 4:29p; 30 10:54a, 7:30p; 31 4:19a

Hidalgo 556 (’04, Adventure) In the 19th century, a Westerner and his beloved mustang compete in an endurance race across the Arabian desert. Viggo Mortensen, Omar Sharif, Louise

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HIDDEN ASSASSIN 56 (’95, Action) A U.S. marshal believes a French assassin who claims she was framed for the Cuban ambassador’s murder. Dolph Lundgren, Maruschka Detmers, Assumpta Serna, Gavan O’Herlihy. (1:50) (AL, BN, V) HDMOV March 7 2:15p; 8 5:10a; 13 7:35p, 11:05p Hidden Away (’13, Suspense) Learning that his wife and daughter faked their deaths, a man hatches a plot for revenge. Emmanuelle Vaugier, Ivan Sergei, Sean Patrick Flanery, Allie Gonino. (TV14, 2:00) (AS, V) LIFEMOV March 15 8a Hidden Truth (’16, Suspense) A young woman discovers darkness in her town as she tries to prove her brother did not kill a teenager. Shawn Christian, Heidi Fielek, Diana Hopper, Sarah Lind. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 12 8a

High Fidelity 555 (’00, Romance-Comedy) A store owner, who sells only vinyl records, has a midlife crisis, assesses his life and tries to win back an ex-girlfriend. John Cusack, Iben Hjejle, Todd Louiso, Jack Black. (2:00) (AL, AS) FLIX-W March 2 1p, 11:45p; 6 10:30a, 9:35p; 11 4p, 11:30p; 15 8:05a, 8p HIGH NOON 5555 (’52, Western) On the verge of retirement, a marshal stands alone to face a vengeful gunman and his gang. Gary Cooper, Grace Kelly, Katy Jurado, Thomas Mitchell. 9 (PG, 1:25) (AS, V) TCM March 8 5p

High Noon, Part II: The Return of Will Kane 55 (’80, Western) A retired sheriff has a showdown with the bad bounty hunter who replaced him. Lee Majors, David Carradine, Pernell Roberts, J.A. Preston. (NR, 1:40) EWESTN March 6 5:15a, 11a, 9:54p; 19 8:12p; 20 2:47a, 9:15a; 30 7:41a, 11:24p High School Musical 3: Senior Year 556 (’08, Children’s) Troy, Gabriella and the rest of the Wildcats plan an elaborate spring musical to express their experiences, hopes and fears for their futures. Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Lucas Grabeel. (1:58) EFAMLY March 7 11:22a, 6p; 8 7:12a; 17 6:44a, 3:16p, 10:03p; 29 2:47a, 9:39a, 6p High School Possession (’14, Suspense) A teen must prevent fellow students from performing an exorcism on her best friend. Jennifer Stone, Janel Parrish, Shanley Caswell, Ione Skye. (2:00) (AS, V) LIFEMOV March 25 12p

Highway (’12, Comedy) Two brothers search for a mythical highway in Kentucky that leads to a marijuana nirvana. Gary Owen, Erik Estrada, Tommy Ford, Tommy “Tiny” Lister. (1:20) (AL, AS) EPIX March 27 12:20p The Hindenburg 556 (’75, Drama) A German security officer finds a bomb on the zeppelin as it prepares to dock at Lakehurst, N.J., on May 6, 1937. George C. Scott, Anne Bancroft, William Atherton, Roy Thinnes. (2:08) (AS, V) MPLEX March 19 1:24p; 20 6:31a His Double Life (’16, Suspense) A college student suspects her new stepfather may be having an affair. Her suspicions seem to be confirmed when she sees him with another woman; a woman who is later found dead. She begins to wonder exactly who her mother married. Emman-

His Secret Past (’16, Suspense) A popular crime novelist begins to suspect her daughter’s new boyfriend, a mysterious man who saved her from an attacker. Brigid Brannagh, Austin James, Patrick Muldoon, Gatlin Green. (2:00) (AS, V) LIFEMOV March 7 10p; 8 2a Hitch 555 (’05, Romance-Comedy) A smoothtalking man falls for a hardened columnist while helping a shy accountant woo a beautiful heiress. Will Smith, Eva Mendes, Kevin James, Amber Valletta. (2:28) (AL, AS) FREEFM March 12 8:32p; 13 5:30p; 23 5:40p; 24 7:30a

Hitman: Agent 47 56 (’15, Action) Endowed with strength, speed, stamina and intelligence, a genetically engineered assassin targets a mega-corporation that plans to unlock the secret of his past to create an army of killers even more powerful than him. Rupert Friend, Hannah Ware, Zachary Quinto, Ciarán Hinds. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV) FX March 17 3a, 12p, FXM March 23 4p; 24 2:30p Hitting a New High 56 (’37, Musical) A Paris singer’s press agent arranges her Manhattan debut by way of Africa. Lily Pons, Jack Oakie, Eric Blore, John Howard. 9 (NR, 1:20) TCM March 30 11:30a The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 556 (’12, Fantasy) At the urging of the wizard Gandalf, unassuming hobbit Bilbo Baggins joins 13 dwarves on a perilous quest to reclaim the kingdom of Erebor and gains possession of the powerful One Ring. Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman, Richard Armitage, Ken Stott. (3:30) (AS, V) WGNA March 13 3p, 6:30p; 25 10p; 26 6:30p; 31 4:30p, 8p The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies 556 (’14, Fantasy) As the dragon Smaug rains fire on the citizens of Lake-town, Sauron sends legions of Orcs to attack the Lonely Mountain. Men, Dwarves and Elves must decide whether to unite and prevail — or be destroyed — and Middle Earth hangs in the balance. Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman, Richard Armitage, Evangeline Lilly. (3:00) (AS, V) TNT March 28 8p

THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG 555 (’13, Fantasy) Bilbo and his companions continue their journey east and brave many dangers on their way to the Lonely Mountain, culminating in an encounter with the fearsome dragon Smaug. Ian McKellen, Martin

Freeman, Richard Armitage, Voice of Benedict Cumberbatch. (3:30) (AS, V) SYFY March 4 8p; 5 4:30p; 21 6p, 11p; 31 7:30p

A Hole in the Head 5556 (’59, Comedy-Drama) A Miami widower has big dreams, a son, a run-down hotel and a rich New York brother who does not approve. Frank Sinatra, Edward G. Robinson, Eleanor Parker, Carolyn Jones. (NR, 2:00) (AS) TCM March 9 8:45p

Holiday Camp 556 (’48, Comedy-Drama) Various British characters vacation at a summer resort, including an unknown killer. Flora Robson, Dennis Price, Jack Warner 9 (NR, 1:37) TCM March 28 11a Holiday for Lovers 555 (’59, Romance-Comedy) A Boston psychiatrist and his wife try to control their two pretty daughters in South America. Clifton Webb, Jane Wyman, Jill St. John, Carol Lynley. (NR, 1:43) FXM March 21 4:55a The Hollow (’15, Horror) A 100-year-old curse gives birth to a mysterious creature that terrorizes three sisters on Halloween eve. Deborah Kara Unger, Richard Harmon, Laine MacNeil, Alisha Newton. (2:00) SYFY March 6 8a

Hollywood Shuffle 555 (’87, Comedy) A struggling black actor must decide whether success is worth compromising his integrity for a stereotypical role. Robert Townsend, Anne-Marie His Secret Family (’15, Drama) Sarah lives a Johnson, Starletta DuPois, Helen Martin. (R, 1:20) perfect life with husband Jason and son Brandon (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 14 6:23a until Jason disappears. When she finally tracks Hollywood Without Makeup 55 (’65, him down to get a DNA sample to save their son Documentary) A compilation of home movies from a rare genetic disease, he tries to make sure that captures some of Hollywood’s celebrities she can’t ruin his secret life. Haylie Duff, David in candid, off-screen moments. (NR, :51) TCM O’Donnell, Parker Stevenson, Jennifer Aspen. (2:00) LIFE March 25 6p, LIFEMOV March 7 8p; 8 12a March 9 2a All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas. uelle Vaugier, Brian Krause, Cristine Prosperi, Kati Salowsky. (2:00) (AS) LIFE March 25 4p, LIFEMOV March 24 6p

HOLLYWOODLAND 55 (’06, Mystery) A detective uncovers unexpected links to his own personal life as he probes the mysterious death of “Superman” actor George Reeves in 1959.

Adrien Brody, Ben Affleck, Diane Lane, Bob Hoskins. (R, 2:06) (AL, AS, V) IPLEX March 11 10:53p; 19 9:38a, 4:38p; 23 1:21p, 9p; 27 6:51p; 28 2:49a, ESUSP March 6 10:50a; 7 6:04a; 31 4:14a, 11:21a

A Hologram for the King 556 (’16, Comedy-Drama) A beautiful doctor and a wise-cracking taxi driver help an American businessman who’s trying to close the deal of a lifetime in Saudi Arabia. Tom Hanks, Alexander Black, Sarita Choudhury, Sidse Babett Knudsen. (1:40) (AL, AS, N) EPIX March 7 2:05a

Hombre 5556 (’67, Western) An Apacheraised white man rises as the leader of stagecoach passengers stopped by outlaws. Paul Newman, Fredric March, Richard Boone, Diane Cilento. (NR, 1:51) (AL, AS, MV) EWESTN March 10 8p; 11 4:06a; 22 8:12p; 23 3:04a; 31 2:38p, 11:54p

HOME BY SPRING (’18, Drama) When an event planner gets an opportunity she can’t refuse, she poses as her boss and returns to her hometown. With the help of her family and the man she left behind, she pulls off the event, but she must determine if the heart belongs at home.

Poppy Drayton, Steven R. McQueen, Mary-Margaret Humes (2:00) HALL March 31 9p

Home Run on the Keys (’37, Musical) Babe Ruth joins some musicians to create a new song and even conducts the orchestra. Babe Ruth, Zez Confrey, Byron Gay 9 TCM March 29 8:45a Homefront 55 (’13, Acción) Un ex agente de la DEA regresa a la acción para salvar a su hija y a su nueva ciudad de un sicópata que vende drogas. Jason Statham, James Franco, Winona Ryder, Kate Bosworth. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) TELM March 3 9p

Hondo 555 (’53, Western) An Indian scout attempts to escort a homesteader’s wife and her son back to safety after her husband deserts her during an Apache attack. When she refuses to go, he stays on to help and, over time, forms a strong bond with both her and her son. John Wayne, Geraldine Page, Ward Bond, Michael Pate. (PG, 1:24) (V) SUND March 18 5:45a

Honeymoon From Hell (’16, Horror) On her honeymoon, a woman learns a girl who died of a broken heart haunts the bed and breakfast that she and her husband are staying in. When a hurricane strands them at the house, she learns the legends about the ghost are all too real. Lexi Giovagnoli, Adam Hagenbuch, Catherine Hicks, Cameron Richardson. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 13 6p

HOOK 555 (’91, Children’s) Aided by Tinker Bell, a corporate lawyer turns into Peter Pan to rescue his children from Captain Hook. Dustin

Hoffman, Robin Williams, Julia Roberts, Bob Hoskins. (2:23) (MV) MPLEX March 16 4:45a, 1:08p; 26 10:07p; 27 7:35a, 5p, EFAMLY March 2 8p; 3 2:58a, 1:08p; 8 11:02a, 9:35p; 9 8:08a; 18 7:10a, 5:37p, ECLASS March 12 7:19a, 7:48p; 21 10:53a; 31

6:39a, 4:19p HOOP DREAMS 5555 (’94, Documentary) Filmmakers chronicle more than four years in the lives of two urban Chicago youths in pursuit of pro basketball stardom. (2:55) (AL, AS) FLIX-W March 7 1:35p; 8 12:30a; 16 8p; 21 4a; 22 7:30a Hop 55 (’11, Children’s) Live action/animated. Reluctant to take over his father’s job, the son of the Easter Bunny runs away to Los Angeles, where he tricks an unemployed slacker into taking care of him. James Marsden, Voice of Russell Brand, Kaley Cuoco, Voice of Hank Azaria. (PG, 1:35) (AS) DISN March 4 4p, 7:25p; 29 8p Hope Floats 56 (’98, Romance) After learning about her husband’s infidelity, a woman returns to her hometown and finds romance with a handyman. Sandra Bullock, Harry Connick Jr., Gena Rowlands, Mae Whitman. (3:00) (AS) CMT March 17 12:30p, 6:30p; 25 3p, 9p; 30 10:30p; 31 12:30p HORRIBLE BOSSES 556 (’11, Comedy) Three oppressed workers devise a complex and seemingly foolproof plan to rid themselves of

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The Horror of It All 55 (’64, Horror) Creepy relatives greet a corny American at his British girlfriend’s ancestral estate. Pat Boone, Erica Rogers, Dennis Price, Andree Melly. 9 (NR, 1:15) FXM March 2 3a The Horse Soldiers 555 (’59, Action) A pacifist doctor joins a Union colonel’s cavalry raid in Confederate territory. John Wayne, William Holden, Constance Towers, Judson Pratt. (NR, 1:59) EWESTN March 9 3:42a; 16 8:12p; 17 3:32a; 24 10p; 25 7:12a Hostile Border 556 (’15, Suspense) Deported to Mexico, a young woman forms a dangerous alliance with a smuggler to try and return to the United States. Veronica Sixtos, Roberto Urbina, Julio Cedillo, Jorge A. Jiménez. (1:25) (AL, AS, N, SSC, V) EPIX March 26 8:20a

The Hot Flashes 55 (’13, Comedy) A team of middle-aged Texas women, all former high-school basketball champions, challenges the current team of state champions to a series of games to raise money to prevent breast cancer. Brooke Shields, Daryl Hannah, Virginia Madsen, Camryn Manheim. (1:42) (AS) IPLEX March 8 12:11p; 17

4:38a HOT ROD 55 (’07, Comedy) An accident-prone daredevil plans an outrageous stunt to raise money for lifesaving surgery for his abusive stepfather. Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, Bill Hader, Danny R. McBride. (1:58) (AL, AS, V) FREEFM March 7 9:02p; 25 12a Hot Shots! 555 (’91, Comedy) A top-gun pilot keeps up with his rival and re-creates Hollywood love scenes with his girlfriend. Charlie Sheen, Cary Elwes, Valeria Golino, Lloyd Bridges. (PG-13, 1:25) (AL, AS) EACTN March 5 11:51p; 27 5:40p; 28 4:59a, EFAMLY March 16 9:51p Hot Tub Time Machine 556 (’10, Comedy) Following a night of drinking in a ski-resort hot tub, four pals awake in 1986, getting a chance to rewrite the past. John Cusack, Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, Clark Duke. (2:30) (AL, AS, N, SSC) COM March 16 8:30p Hot Tub Time Machine 2 56 (’15, Comedy) The magical hot tub sends Lou, Nick and Jacob to the year 2025 to prevent an unknown assailant from shooting Lou. Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, Clark Duke, Adam Scott. (2:00) (AL, AS, N, SSC, V) COM March 16 11p Hotel Transylvania 2 556 (’15, Children’s) Animated. Concerned that his half-human grandson isn’t showing his vampire side, Dracula and his friends put the boy through a “monster-in-training” boot camp just as Drac’s old-school father decides to pay a visit. Voices of Adam Sandler, Andy Samberg, Selena Gomez, Kevin James. (PG, 1:29) (AS) FXM March 17 4p; 18 2p

The Hound of the Baskervilles 555 (’00, Mystery) Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson prowl the moors to save Sir Henry from his family’s killer-dog curse. Matt Frewer, Kenneth Welsh, Jason London, Gordon Masten. (TVPG, 1:33) MPLEX March 21 1:52p; 22 8:29a; 26 3:29a, 6:54p; 30 10:21p; 31 6:56a The House Bunny 55 (’08, Comedy) An exiled Playboy bunny tries to help socially clueless sorority sisters attract pledges and keep their house by teaching them about makeup and men. Anna Faris, Colin Hanks, Emma Stone, Kat Dennings. (2:00) (AL, AS, N) MTV March 3 1:30p; 4 1:30a

House of Bamboo 556 (’55, Crime Drama) An Army agent infiltrates a sadistic ex-GI’s gang in postwar Tokyo. Robert Ryan, Robert Stack,

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House of Darkness (’16, Suspense) When Kelly and Brian move to a farmhouse in search of a quiet life, they begin to hear strange voices and experience violent urges. Sara E.R. Fletcher,

Gunner Wright, Mykayla Sohn, Brittany Falardeau. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 22 8a

House of 1000 Corpses 5 (’03, Horror) Four travelers take refuge in the home of a clan of demented killers. Written and directed by musician Rob Zombie. Sid Haig, Bill Moseley, Sheri Moon, Karen Black. (R, 1:28) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 16 12:24a; 26 3:48a; 29 9p The House Sitter (’15, Suspense) Desire turns to obsession when an unstable housesitter becomes dangerously attached to a family. Kate Ashfield, Ashley Dulaney, Shelby Young, Sean O’Bryan. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 3 6p; 28 6p

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Ford’s adaptation of Richard Llewellyn’s novel chronicling the life of a Welsh mining family.

Walter Pidgeon, Maureen O’Hara, Roddy McDowall, Donald Crisp. 9 (NR, 1:58) FXM March 3 4:45a; 4 1a; 15 6:20a; 16 1a

HOW THE WEST WAS WON 5556 (’62, Western) The history of 19th-century Western expansion, as seen through the lives of three generations of a pioneer family. Carroll Baker, Lee J. Cobb, Henry Fonda, Carolyn Jones. (G, 2:45) SUND March 17 12p; 18 7:45a How to Be a Latin Lover 556 (’17, Comedy) Forced to live with his sister after his wife dumps him, a desperate man hatches a scheme to seduce a widowed billionaire and live the high life once again. Eugenio Derbez, Salma Hayek, Rob Lowe, Kristen Bell. (2:00) (AL, AS, BN) EPIX March 6 10:15p; 7 10:40a, 6p; 15 11:40p; 16 4:05p; 24 12:30a How to Be a Player 5 (’97, Comedy) A womanizer’s sister and girlfriend study him for anthropology class, then try to reform him. Bill Bellamy, Natalie Desselle, Lark Voorhies, Mari Morrow. (R, 1:33) (AL, AS, SSC) EBLACK March 11 1:35a, 3:14p; 16 7:22a, 6:24p; 27 1:29a, 4:28p

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days 55 (’03, Romance-Comedy) A columnist tries to make a man dump her, but he bets his boss that she will fall in love. Kate Hudson, Matthew McConaughey, Adam Goldberg, Michael Michele. (2:30) (AS) AMC March 15 5:30p; 16 10a How to Sleep (’35, Comedy) A lecturer promises to teach viewers how to fall asleep. Narrated by Robert Benchley. 9 (NR, :11) TCM March 31 5a How to Steal a Million 55 (’66, Comedy) A detective helps a French art forger’s daughter steal a fake “Venus.” Audrey Hepburn, Peter O’Toole, Eli Wallach, Charles Boyer. (NR, 2:07) FXM March 2 6:10a HOW TO STUFF A WILD BIKINI 556 (’65, Comedy) A Navy man’s girlfriend has some competition. Annette Funicello, Dwayne Hickman, Brian Donlevy, Harvey Lembeck. (1:35) HDMOV March 7 9:05a; 16 4a; 22 3:25a; 26 9:20a How to Train Your Dragon 2 555 (’14, Children’s) Animated. After discovering a secret cave filled with wild dragons and their mysterious benefactor, Hiccup and Toothless find themselves at the center of a battle to protect the peace of Berk. Voices of Jay Baruchel, Cate Blanchett, Gerard Butler, Craig Ferguson. (PG, 1:42) (AS) FXM March 21 2:30p; 22 12p The Hunchback of Notre Dame 5556 (’96, Children’s) Animated. Disney’s musical version of the Victor Hugo classic centers on a disfigured man who rings the bells of Notre Dame Cathedral in 15th-century Paris. Voices of Tom Hulce, Demi Moore, Tony Jay, Kevin Kline. (2:05) FREEFM March 10 2:30p; 11 1:10p The Hunger Games 555 (’12, Science Fiction) A resourceful teen takes her younger sister’s place in a brutal contest in which youths from each of 12 districts fight to the death on

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MOVIES live television. Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth, Woody Harrelson. (3:00) (AS, V) TNT March 10 8p; 11 9a The Hunger Games: Catching Fire 555 (’13, Science Fiction) After their unprecedented victory in the 74th Hunger Games, Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark embark on a Victors Tour. Katniss senses rebellion is stirring, but a cruel change in the upcoming 75th Hunger Games may change Panem forever. Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth, Woody Harrelson. (2:45) (AL, AS, V) TNT March 10 11p; 11 12p

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1 555 (’14, Science Fiction) After shattering the games forever, Katniss finds herself in District 13, fighting to save Peeta and a nation moved by her courage. Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth, Woody Harrelson. (2:15) (AS, V) TNT March 11 1:45a, 2:45p The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 2 555 (’15, Science Fiction) Katniss faces mortal traps, deadly enemies and moral choices when she and her closest friends leave District 13 to assassinate President Snow and liberate the citizens of war-torn Panem. Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth, Woody Harrelson. (2:20) (AS, V) EPIX March 25 10p; 26 12p

The Hunt for Red October 5556 (’90, Suspense) Moscow, Washington and a CIA analyst track a renegade Soviet captain and his new submarine. Sean Connery, Alec Baldwin, Scott Glenn, Sam Neill. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) BBCA March 4 5p, 10p; 13 8p, 11p; 25 5p, 10p The Hunter 55 (’80, Crime Drama) Modern bounty hunter Ralph “Papa” Thorson hunts fugitives for a bail bondsman. Steve McQueen, Eli Wallach, Kathryn Harrold, LeVar Burton. (1:41) (AL, V) RPLEX March 5 9:29a, 9:45p; 24 4:24a, 1:24p, EACTN March 26 3:31a The Hunters 556 (’58, War) Two U.S. jet pilots go behind enemy lines in North Korea to rescue a downed comrade. Robert Mitchum, Robert Wagner, May Britt, Richard Egan. (NR, 1:48) (AS, V) FXM March 12 1a, 10:10a The Hunting Party 556 (’07, Drama) A reporter, his former colleague and a rookie search for Bosnia’s most-wanted war criminal. Richard Gere, Terrence Howard, Jesse Eisenberg, James Brolin. (2:25) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W March 8 3:35a; 16 1:30a

Hunting Season (’13, Suspense) After inheriting her grandmother’s house, a woman tries to solve the mystery behind the death of her parents. Lauren Lee Smith, David Sutcliffe, Max Martini, Shawn Doyle. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 28 2p THE HURRICANE 5556 (’99, Drama) Aided by a Brooklyn teen and three Canadians, boxer Rubin Carter fights to be exonerated after long imprisonment for murders he did not commit. Denzel Washington, Vicellous Reon Shannon, Deborah Kara Unger, Liev Schreiber. (3:30) (AL, V) SUND March 24 2:30p; 25 7:15a, AMC March 7 10:15a The Hurt Locker 5556 (’08, War) Members of a bomb-disposal unit in Baghdad face increasingly perilous situations as their tour-ofduty winds down. Jeremy Renner, Anthony Mackie, Brian Geraghty, Guy Pearce. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) OUTD March 3 5p, 8p; 31 5p, 8p The Husband She Met Online (’13, Suspense) A woman meets a charming and wealthy man who becomes obsessive and controlling.

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Jason Gray-Stanford, Meredith Monroe, Tom Berry, Barry Blake. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 6 8p; 7 12a

Hush... Hush, Sweet Charlotte 5556 (’65, Horror) Half-mad Charlotte lives in a Louisiana mansion with her greedy cousin and family

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doctor. Bette Davis, Olivia de Havilland, Joseph Cotten, Agnes Moorehead. 9 (NR, 2:13) (AS, V) TCM March 9 7:15a Hustle 555 (’75, Crime Drama) A Los Angeles police detective loves a classy call girl and works a sleazy suicide case. Burt Reynolds, Catherine Deneuve, Ben Johnson, Paul Winfield. (R, 2:00) (AL, AS, N, SSC, V) ECLASS March 16 4:57a, ESUSP March 1 3:55a, 1:30p

I I Am David 55 (’04, Adventure) In 1952 a Bulgarian boy escapes from a Stalinist labor camp and begins a dangerous trek to Denmark. Ben Tibber, Joan Plowright, James Caviezel, Maria Bonnevie. (1:45) (AS, V) FLIX-W March 8 7:30a; 28 4a

I Am Legend 555 (’07, Science Fiction) After a man-made plague transforms Earth’s population into bloodthirsty vampires, a lone survivor desperately searches for a cure. Will Smith, Alice Braga, Dash Mihok, Charlie Tahan. (2:15) (AS, V) TNT March 22 8p I Am Sam 55 (’01, Drama) A man with the mental capacity of a child hires a lawyer to regain custody of his daughter. Sean Penn, Michelle Pfeiffer, Dakota Fanning, Dianne Wiest. (2:15) (AL) EFAMLY March 21 11:12p, IPLEX March 9 2:37a, 9:38a, 10:58p; 27 8:56a, 10:40p, MPLEX March 1 7:52a, 5p; 11 7p; 12 12:17a, 11:32a I Am Wrath (’16, Action) A man sets out to get his own justice after police are unable to catch his wife’s killer. John Travolta, Amanda Schull, Christopher Meloni, Rebecca De Mornay. (R, 1:32) (AL, V) ENCR-W March 10 2:06a, EACTN March 2 8:31a, 7:20p; 22 10:55a, 11:51p I Didn’t Kill My Sister (’16, Suspense) A woman investigates the murder of her sister, a popular anchorwoman who was going through a nasty divorce. Nicholle Tom, Sharon Taylor, Chris William Martin, Sarah Desjardins. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 22 2p I Do, I Do, I Do (’15, Romance) An architect relives her disastrous wedding day over and over until she faces her fears and discovers what she really wants in life. Shawn Roberts, Autumn Reeser, Antonio Cupo, Ali Liebert. (2:00) HALL March 27 2p I, Frankenstein 56 (’14, Fantasy) Still alive in modern times, Frankenstein’s creature becomes caught in the middle, as gargoyles and demons wage war for the souls of mankind. Aaron Eckhart, Bill Nighy, Miranda Otto, Jai Courtney. (1:58) (AS, V) SYFY March 3 12:32p; 4 2a; 22 6p; 23 12p I Got the Hook-Up 56 (’98, Comedy) Gangsters, dissatisfied customers and the FBI pursue two Los Angeles punks selling cellular phones from their van. Master P, Anthony Johnson, Gretchen Palmer, Frantz Turner. (R, 1:33) (AL, AS, MV, N) EBLACK March 13 8:26a; 14 4:50a; 17 8:14a; 29 3:58a, 12:45p I Have Your Children (’15, Suspense) Detective Amber Cross, a crisis negotiator, has to ignore her mounting personal problems when she is called in to negotiate with a troubled young genius after he hijacks a loaded school bus. Alaina Huffman, Barry Flatman, Damin Runyan, Kyle Mac. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 19 6p

I Killed My BFF (’15, Docudrama) A friendship between two young mothers results in murder when one develops an attraction to the other’s boyfriend. Katrina Bowden, Olivia Crocicchia, Chris Zylka, Blake Michael. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 12 4p I Know Where Lizzie Is (’16, Suspense) After a 15-year-old is kidnapped, a psychic comes forward and claims she can find the girl. At first the parents are elated, but it soon becomes clear that the psychic has her own agenda. Tracey Gold, Nadia Bjorlin, Richard Ruccolo, Vanessa Evigan. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 1 6p

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Cable I I Live My Life 55 (’35, Romance-Comedy) An heiress and a young archaeologist fall in love during a chance meeting, but they find that money poses a problem. Joan Crawford, Brian Aherne, Frank Morgan, Aline MacMahon. 9 (NR, 1:32) TCM March 23 4:15a I Love You, Man 555 (’09, Comedy) As a bridegroom’s bond with his new best friend grows, it threatens his relationship with his fiancee. Paul Rudd, Jason Segel, Rashida Jones, Jaime Pressly. (2:00) (AL, AS) TBS March 10 2:30a, 8a I Married a Witch 555 (’42, Fantasy) A politician’s campaign for governor is complicated by a seductive witch with romance and revenge on her mind. Fredric March, Veronica Lake, Robert Benchley, Susan Hayward. 9 (NR, 1:16) TCM March 27 3:30p I Married an Angel 55 (’42, Musical) A Budapest banker dreams of marrying an angel, after meeting her earthly double. Jeanette MacDonald, Nelson Eddy, Edward Everett Horton, Binnie Barnes. 9 (NR, 1:24) TCM March 8 1:45a

I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK AND LARRY 56 (’07, Comedy) When bureaucratic red tape prevents him from naming his children as life insurance beneficiaries, a firefighter asks his buddy to pose as his domestic partner. Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Jessica Biel, Dan Aykroyd. (2:30) (AL, AS, N) PARMT March 9 1a; 20 12:30p, 11p I, Robot 556 (’04, Science Fiction) In 2035 a Chicago homicide detective tracks a sophisticated robot accused of murdering a visionary scientist. Will Smith, Bridget Moynahan, Bruce Greenwood, James Cromwell. (2:30) (AS, BN, V) PARMT March 15 12:30p, 10:30p I Want to Live! 5556 (’58, Biography) Convicted of murder, drug-addicted shill and prostitute Barbara Graham lands on death row. Susan Hayward, Simon Oakland, Virginia Vincent, Theodore Bikel. 9 (NR, 2:00) TCM March 25 8:45a

Ice Age: Continental Drift 55 (’12, Children’s) Animated. Scrat’s pursuit of an infernal acorn has world-changing consequences for Manny, Diego and Sid. Voices of Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Denis Leary, Josh Peck. (PG, 1:27) (AS) FXM March 9 3p; 10 12p Ice Age: The Meltdown 55 (’06, Children’s) Animated. Manny, Sid and Diego reunite to warn their friends about the danger to their homes posed by swiftly melting ice. Voices of Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Denis Leary, Queen Latifah. (1:32) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 3 5:21a, 11:35a, 7p; 16 11:49a, 6:28p; 17 8:42a

The Ice Cream Girls Jodhi May and Lorraine Burroughs star in an adaptation of Dorothy Koomson’s best-selling novel. (1:00) OVATN March 28 10a, 11a, 12p An Ideal Husband 556 (’48, Comedy-Drama) Mrs. Cheveley blackmails Sir Robert with his Suez Canal indiscretion. Paulette Goddard, Michael Wilding, Hugh Williams, Diana Wynyard. (NR, 1:36) TCM March 20 4:30a

Idiocracy 556 (’06, Comedy) Selected for a human hibernation project, an average soldier awakens 500 years in the future, where society is so dumbed-down that he is the smartest person alive. Luke Wilson, Maya Rudolph, Dax Shepard, Terry Crews. (R, 1:24) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 9 7:40a, 5:45p; 20 11:19a, 7:33p; 21 5:18a; 29 4:31a, EBLACK March 3 10a; 15 10:39a; 25 1:12a, ECLASS March 7 9:04a If Looks Could Kill (’16, Suspense) When Jessica starts an affair with an impressionable young man in the police force, rookie cop Faith must build a case against her before Jessica puts a deadly plan in place. Gary Sievers, Stefanie Estes,

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If There Be Thorns (’15, Suspense) Christopher and Cathy live together with Cathy’s two sons, who have no idea of the true nature of their parent’s relationship. When a woman moves in next door, Christopher learns it is Corrine, and long-hidden secrets are revealed. Heather Graham, Rachael Carpani, Jason Lewis, Mason Cook. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 11 12p If You Build It 555 (’13, Documentary) Designer Emily Pilloton and architect Matt Miller go to a struggling community in North Carolina to teach high-school students about their craft. (1:27) EFAMLY March 21 12:49a I’ll Cry Tomorrow 555 (’55, Biography) 1930s singer/actress Lillian Roth hits bottom after bad marriages, then joins Alcoholics Anonymous. Susan Hayward, Richard Conte, Eddie Albert, Jo Van Fleet. 9 (NR, 1:57) TCM March 8 12:30p

The Illusionist 555 (’06, Mystery) Master magician Eisenheim vies with the heir to the Austro-Hungarian Empire to win back the woman he loved as a child, as she is about to become betrothed to the prince. Edward Norton, Paul Giamatti, Jessica Biel, Rufus Sewell. (1:50) (AS, V) FLIX-W March 3 12:10p; 8 9:30p; 11 8:30a, 6p; 14 4p; 17 8:35a; 20 10a; 26 12:15a; 30 8p Imagine That 55 (’09, Children’s) Consumed by career woes and personal crises, a financial executive finds the answers to all his problems within his daughter’s imaginary world. Eddie Murphy, Thomas Haden Church, Yara Shahidi, Nicole Ari Parker. (1:50) (AL, AS) EPIX March 7 5:25a

Immortals 55 (’11, Adventure) A Greek stonemason named Theseus revolts against a bloodthirsty king who wants to throw the gods out of Olympus and become master of the world. Henry Cavill, Stephen Dorff, Isabel Lucas, Freida Pinto. (2:30) (AS, GV) SYFY March 7 2a, 3:36p; 24 10a Imperium 555 (’16, Suspense) An idealistic FBI agent goes under cover to infiltrate a white supremacist group that’s plotting an act of terror. Daniel Radcliffe, Toni Collette, Tracy Letts, Sam Trammell. (R, 1:48) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 17 1:05a, ESUSP March 12 5a, 4:57p

IMPOSTOR 55 (’01, Science Fiction) In the year 2079 a federal agent relentlessly pursues a weapons designer suspected of being a deadly clone. Gary Sinise, Madeleine Stowe, Vincent D’Onofrio, Tony Shalhoub. (1:45) (AL, AS, V) MPLEX March 4 8:24a, 12:04a, 8:13p; 9 1:32p, 9:57p; 19 12:53a, 5p, EBLACK March 13 3:48p; 14 12:40a; 31 10:38a In a World ... 555 (’13, Comedy) A vocal coach competes with her own father and his main rival for a prestigious gig doing the voice-over on a trailer for a big-budget movie. Lake Bell, Fred Melamed, Demetri Martin, Michaela Watkins. (1:35) (AL, AS) EPIX March 20 12:15p In Bruges 555 (’08, Comedy-Drama) Two hit men have strange and life-changing experiences while hiding out in the medieval city. Colin Far-

rell, Brendan Gleeson, Ralph Fiennes, Ciarán Hinds. (R, 1:47) (AL, AS, GV) EACTN March 15 6:03a, 11:50p; 19 7:41a

New England vessel Essex face a harrowing battle for survival after a whale of mammoth size and strength attacks with force, crippling their ship and leaving them adrift in the ocean.

Chris Hemsworth, Benjamin Walker, Cillian Murphy, Brendan Gleeson. (2:30) (AS, V) AMC March 23 8p; 24 3:30p IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT 5555

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tive helps a white Mississippi sheriff solve a murder. Sidney Poitier, Rod Steiger, Warren Oates, Quentin Dean. (1:52) (AL, AS, V) RPLEX March 1 12a, 12:42p; 7 2:17p; 11 4:03a, 8p; 28 2:31p, 9:52p, EBLACK March 17 4:43p, 11:39p; 22 12:51p; 23 2:51a In the Line of Fire 555 (’93, Suspense) An assassin toys with a White House Secret Service agent haunted for 30 years by his failure in 1963 Dallas. Clint Eastwood, John Malkovich, Rene Russo, Dylan McDermott. (2:15) (AL, AS, V) HDMOV March 5 7:40p; 14 11:30a; 17 6p, 9:45p; 23 1:45p; 24 8a; 29 6p, 10:50p In the Spider’s Web 56 (’07, Horror) In India, backpackers encounter a sinister scientist who lives with villagers who worship deadly arachnids. Lance Henriksen, Jane Perry, Mike Rogers, Michael Smiley. (NR, 1:24) ESUSP March 12 3:29a; 30 3:45a In This Our Life 555 (’42, Drama) A wretched woman runs off with her sister’s husband, for starters. Bette Davis, Olivia de Havilland, George Brent, Dennis Morgan. 9 (NR, 1:37) TCM March 15 1:30p In Time 556 (’11, Science Fiction) Accused of murder, a man must figure out how to bring down a system where time is money, enabling the wealthy to live forever, while the poor must beg for each minute of life. Justin Timberlake, Amanda Seyfried, Cillian Murphy, Vincent Kartheiser. (PG-13, 1:49) (AL, AS, BN, V) IFC-E March 21 2:30p, 11p; 29 2:30p; 30 3:15a Inception 5556 (’10, Science Fiction) A thief who enters people’s dreams and steals their secrets gets a shot at redemption when he is given the dangerous task of planting an idea in someone’s subconscious. Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ellen Page, Tom Hardy. (PG13, 2:28) (AS, V) SUND March 20 9:45a; 30 12p, AMC March 27 11a THE INCREDIBLE HULK 555 (’08, Action) As Bruce Banner seeks to rid himself of The Hulk forever, a powerful enemy known as The Abomination arises to wreak havoc on the human race. Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth, William Hurt. (2:40) (AS, V) FREEFM March 24 9:20p; 25 1:20p The Incredible Shrinking Man 555 (’57, Science Fiction) Exposure to a mysterious fog causes a man to shrink, making the world around him extremely hazardous. Grant Williams, Randy Stuart, April Kent, Paul Langton. 9 (NR, 1:21) TCM March 26 5p The Incredibles 5556 (’04, Children’s) Animated. Now fighting boredom in suburbia, a former superhero and his family get a chance to save the world. Voices of Craig T. Nelson, Holly Hunter, Samuel L. Jackson, Jason Lee. (PG, 1:55) (AS, V) DISN March 24 5p; 25 2:25p Indecent Proposal 556 (’93, Drama) A Las Vegas mystery man offers a desperate couple $1 million for a night with the wife. Robert Redford, Demi Moore, Woody Harrelson, Oliver Platt. (R, 1:57) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 5 12:34a, 9:10a, 9p; 15 10:41p; 16 5:18p Independence Day 555 (’96, Science Fiction) A fighter pilot, a computer whiz and others fight back after 15-mile-wide alien ships zap Earth’s major cities. Will Smith, Bill Pullman, Jeff Goldblum, Mary McDonnell. (3:00) (AS, V) AMC March 19 7p; 20 2:30p The Indian Fighter 555 (’55, Western) A frontier scout leads a wagon train to Oregon, woos a Dakota woman and exposes a troublemaker. Kirk Douglas, Elsa Martinelli, Walter Matthau,

In Like Flint 555 (’67, Action) Superspy Derek Flint saves the world from a cold-cream tycoon and her army of aloof women. James Coburn, Lee J. Cobb, Jean Hale, Andrew Duggan. (1:58) (AS, V) RPLEX March 3 1:30a; 16 2:59a, 4:10p In the Dark (’13, Suspense) Left blind by an accident, a woman must fight for her life against a caretaker who terrorizes her. Elizabeth Rohm, Sam Page, Shannon Elizabeth, Elizabeth Peña. (2:00) (AS, V) LIFEMOV March 28 12p IN THE HEART OF THE SEA 556 (’15, Adventure) In 1820, crewmen from the All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.

Diana Douglas. (1:35) HDMOV March 6 5:05a; 17 1:30a; 19 5:05a; 25 8:55a

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 556 (’08, Adventure) Indy and a young adventurer must ferret out a powerful artifact and keep it out of the hands of a deadly Soviet agent. Harrison Ford, Cate Blanchett, Shia La Beouf, Karen Allen. (2:05) (AS, V) EPIX March 24 11:50a, 8p; 25 4:10a; 30 2:10a Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 5556 (’89, Adventure) Archaeologist Jones rescues his kidnapped father, and the two race the Nazis to find the Holy Grail. Harrison Ford, Sean Connery, Denholm Elliott, Alison Doody. (2:10) (AS, V) EPIX March 18 11:35a; 24 9:40a, 5:50p; 25 2a; 30 12a Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom 555 (’84, Adventure) In 1935 archaeologist Jones, a lounge singer and a Chinese orphan search for mystical stones stolen from an Indian tribe. Harrison Ford, Kate Capshaw, Ke Huy Quan, Amrish Puri. (2:00) (AS, V) EPIX March 11 4a, 11:40a; 24 7:35a, 3:50p; 25 12a; 29 10p Indiscretion (’16, Drama) An obsessed lover infiltrates every part of a married woman’s life. Mira Sorvino, Cary Elwes, Christopher Backus, Katherine McNamara. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 5 6p

Inescapable 56 (’12, Suspense) Adib Abdel Kareem desperately searches for his daughter in the chaotic Middle East. Alexander Siddig, Joshua Jackson, Marisa Tomei, Oded Fehr. (R, 1:33) (AL, V) IFC-E March 6 6a; 7 1a; 14 3a, 10a The Inherited (’16, Horror) Eve has married the man of her dreams, but when they return to live in the house he inherited from his first wife, Eve falls into a spiral of suspicion and madness. Jenn Liu, Annabella Sciorra, Tammy Blanchard, Nathan Darrow. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 18 8a

Inside Buckingham Palace The secrets of Buckingham Palace during are explored. (TVPG, 1:00) (Part 1 of 3) SMITH March 3 5p; 8 3p; 12 5a Inside Buckingham Palace The shocking history of Buckingham Palace. (TVPG, 1:00) (Part 2 of 3) SMITH March 3 4p; 8 2p; 12 4a Inside Dior Go behind the scenes of the House of Dior founded by French fashion designer Christian Dior in 1947. (1:00) OVATN March 30 4a, 5a Inside Dior A look at the opulent party at the reopening of Christian Dior’s restored summer mansion in France. (1:00) (Part 1 of 2) OVATN March 14 7p Inside Dior Dior’s creative director puts her stamp on the brand and prepares collection for Paris fashion week. (1:00) (Part 2 of 2) OVATN March 14 8p Inside Man 555 (’06, Suspense) An enigmatic woman threatens to push past the breaking point a volatile game between a bank robber and a detective. Denzel Washington, Clive Owen, Jodie Foster, Willem Dafoe. (2:10) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W March 3 10a, 5:45p; 7 9:45a, 8p; 12 1:30a; 17 2:30p; 20 5:45p; 25 10p; 31 7:45a, 3:30p Inside Windsor Castle A look at recent events in the castle, from the fire in 1992 to the Queen’s 90th birthday in 2016. (:45) SMITH March 3 9:15p; 4 12:15a; 14 4:15p; 16 1p; 19 2a; 27 2:15p Inside Windsor Castle Windsor was the safe haven that kept Princess Elizabeth and her sister Margaret safe during the war, and it is where Elizabeth fell in love with Prince Philip. (1:00) SMITH March 3 2p; 16 2p; 19 3a Inside Windsor Castle As the family made Windsor their home, Philip grew restless; Elizabeth assigned him as ranger. (1:00) SMITH March 3 3p; 16 3p; 19 4a Inside Windsor Castle Three of the Queen’s four children are divorced and her beloved home had gone up in flames. (1:00) SMITH March 16 4p; 19 5a Insidious 555 (’10, Horror) Parents take drastic measures when it seems their new home is haunted and their comatose son is possessed by a malevolent entity. Patrick Wilson, Rose Byrne, Lin

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Insidious: Chapter 2 55 (’13, Horror) The Lamberts believe that they have defeated the spirits that haunted their family, but they soon discover that evil is not beaten so easily. Patrick

Wilson, Rose Byrne, Barbara Hershey, Lin Shaye. (2:30) (AS, V) AMC March 11 1a, 1:35p; 20 5:30p; 21 11a

Insidious: Chapter 3 556 (’15, Horror) Psychic Elise Rainier reluctantly agrees to use her ability to converse with the dead to help a teenage girl who is being tormented by a dangerous supernatural entity. Dermot Mulroney, Stefanie Scott, Angus Sampson, Leigh Whannell. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) AMC March 4 3:08p Insurgent 556 (’15, Science Fiction) Fugitives Tris and Four search for allies and answers among the ruins of Chicago while arduously trying to evade Jeanine, leader of the Erudites. Shailene Woodley, Theo James, Octavia Spencer, Jai Courtney. (2:15) (AL, AS, V) TNT March 3 3:45p; 14 8p

THE INTERN 556 (’15, Comedy) Dissatisfied with retirement, a 70-year-old widower becomes an intern at an online fashion site and develops a special bond with his young boss. Robert De Niro, Anne Hathaway, Rene Russo, Anders Holm. (2:30) (AL, AS) TBS March 3 11:30a; 25 4p The Internship 556 (’13, Comedy) Two oldschool, unemployed salesmen finagle internships at Google, then must compete with younger, smarter candidates for prime positions. Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, Rose Byrne, Max Minghella. (2:30) (AL, AS) FX March 3 12:30p; 4 9:30a

The Interpreter 555 (’05, Suspense) A Secret Service agent is suspicious of a U.N. translator who overheard a plot to assassinate an African leader. Nicole Kidman, Sean Penn, Catherine Keener, Jesper Christensen. (2:10) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W March 31 9:35p Intersection 556 (’94, Drama) An architect on the brink of a car accident recalls troubles with his wife and his mistress in Vancouver, British Columbia. Richard Gere, Sharon Stone, Lolita Davidovich, Martin Landau. (1:40) (AL, AS) EPIX March 5 1:35a; 28 1a, 1:25p Interstellar 555 (’14, Science Fiction) As mankind’s time on Earth comes to an end, a group of explorers begins the most important mission in human history: traveling beyond the galaxy to discover if there is a future for man among the stars. Matthew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Michael Caine. (4:00) (AL, AS) FXX March 3 8:30a; 4 4:30a The Interview 55 (’14, Comedy) When a tabloid-TV host and producer land an interview with Kim Jong Un, the CIA recruits the pair to assassinate the North Korean dictator instead.

James Franco, Seth Rogen, Lizzy Caplan, Randall Park. (2:30) (AL, AS, GV, N) TBS March 10 12a; 11 10p

Anna’s other psychosis’ break free. Beth Riesgraf, Martin Starr, Jack Kesy, Rory Culkin. (R, 1:30) (AL, AS, V) ESUSP March 8 10:34p; 30 5:16a Invasion of Astro-Monster 56 (’65, Science Fiction) An astronaut goes to Planet X to fetch Rodan and Godzilla, lent to aliens supposedly in distress. Nick Adams, Akira Takarada, Akira Kubo, Kumi Mizuno. (G, 1:32) EACTN March 13 8:53a, RPLEX March 16 6:29a; 21 4:54p Invasion of the Body Snatchers 555 (’78, Science Fiction) San Francisco health inspectors find alien pods are taking over people as they sleep. Donald Sutherland, Brooke Adams, Leonard Nimoy, Veronica Cartwright. (1:58) (AL, BN, V) MPLEX March 6 12:12a, 5p; 15 11:41p; 27 9:09p, ECLASS March 14 6:19a; 19 7:50p; 22 4:27a The Invisible Man Returns 555 (’40, Science Fiction) A man framed for murder uses a serum to become invisible, then escapes to find the killer. Cedric Hardwicke, Vincent Price, Nan Grey, John Sutton. 9 (1:24) RPLEX March 5 4:20p, 11:25p; 20 4:48a The Invisible Woman 555 (’13, Drama) Nelly Wharton Robinson recalls a fateful time from her past when, as a young actress, she met author Charles Dickens and secretly became his mistress and muse. Ralph Fiennes, Felicity Jones, Kristin Scott Thomas, Tom Hollander. (1:54) (AS) IPLEX March 22 9p; 23 4:52a; 28 9:42a, 11:13p Invitation to a Gunfighter 555 (’64, Western) A town boss hires a gunslinger to kill an outcast, then hires the outcast to kill the gunslinger. Yul Brynner, George Segal, Janice Rule, Pat Hingle. (NR, 1:32) EWESTN March 5 8:11p; 6 2:19a; 10 11:18a, 11:41p; 11 6:52a; 14 10p; 15 6:02a I.Q. 555 (’94, Romance-Comedy) Albert Einstein plays matchmaker for his egghead niece and an unschooled auto mechanic. Tim Robbins, Meg Ryan, Walter Matthau, Lou Jacobi. (1:37) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 5 8p; 6 4:40p; 30 7:14a, 11:08p, MPLEX March 10 5p; 11 1:23a, 1:19p Ireland: The Emerald Isle (’34, Documentary) Filmmakers explore Ireland’s farms, villages and castles. Narrated by James A. FitzPatrick. TCM March 17 5a Iron Eagle 55 (’86, Action) A retired fighter pilot helps an Air Force brat free his father with two borrowed F-16s. Louis Gossett Jr., Jason Gedrick, David Suchet, Tim Thomerson. (PG-13, 1:59) (AL, V) SUND March 11 4a, 6:45a; 28 3a, 7:30a Iron Man 555 (’08, Action) A wealthy industrialist builds an armored suit and uses it to defeat criminals and terrorists. Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jeff Bridges. (2:10) (AS, V) EPIX March 4 12:05a, 7:40a, 3:50p

Iron Man 2 556 (’10, Action) With the world now aware that he is Iron Man, billionaire inventor Tony Stark must forge new alliances and confront a powerful new enemy. Robert Downey

Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, Don Cheadle, Scarlett Johansson. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) FX March 1 4:30p; 10 9p; 11 5:30p

Into Dangerous Territory (’15, Suspense) Members of a drug ring and a bloodthirsty bear pursue a man and a woman through the Alaskan wilderness. K.C. Clyde, Victoria Pratt, Vanessa Vander Pluym, Gildart Jackson. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 3 10a Into the Night 556 (’85, Suspense) An insomniac aerospace engineer and a flaky beauty flee with emeralds sought by foreign hit men.

The Iron Mistress 556 (’52, Biography) Frontiersman Jim Bowie fights in New Orleans with his signature knife, forged from a chunk of meteorite. Alan Ladd, Virginia Mayo, Joseph Calleia, Phyllis Kirk. (NR, 1:50) TCM March 16 3:30a The Island 55 (’80, Adventure) A British journalist and his son are seized by pirates who have been inbreeding for 300 years. Michael Caine,

Into the Woods 555 (’14, Musical) A baker and his wife venture into a magical forest to find the ingredients that will reverse their curse of childlessness and restore the beauty of the ugly witch who placed it on them. Meryl Streep, Emily Blunt, James Corden, Anna Kendrick. (3:05) (AS) FREEFM March 4 9:40a; 10 7a Intruders (’15, Suspense) Anna suffers from a severe case of agoraphobia and cannot escape from her house when three people break in. The intruders think they will get away easily, until

Island in the Sun 556 (’57, Drama) A planter runs for office against a labor leader in the British West Indies. Harry Belafonte, James Mason, Joan Fontaine, Dorothy Dandridge. (NR, 2:03) FXM March 3 10a; 4 6:15a; 15 10a; 16 7:35a Isle of the Dead (’16, Action) Strangers trapped on a secluded island struggle to survive against hordes of the dead. Joey Lawrence, Maryse Ouellet Mizanin, D.C. Douglas, Sydney Viengluang. (2:00) SYFY March 28 4a The Italian Job 556 (’69, Action) A British crook robs gold ingots in Italy by having a

Jeff Goldblum, Michelle Pfeiffer, Richard Farnsworth, Irene Papas. (R, 1:55) (AL, AS, N, V) ECLASS March 30 3:40a

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David Warner, Angela Punch McGregor, Frank Middlemass. (R, 1:54) (AL, AS, V) EACTN March 19 3:28a

MOVIES computer expert cause a traffic jam. Michael Caine, Noel Coward, Benny Hill, Maggie Blye. (1:42) MPLEX March 26 5:02a THE ITALIAN JOB 555 (’03, Crime Drama) A master thief and his crew plan to steal back a fortune in gold bullion after they lose it to a double-crossing gang member. Mark Wahlberg, Charlize Theron, Edward Norton, Seth Green. (2:40) (AL, V) FREEFM March 3 5:25p; 4 3:25p; 24 4p; 25 10:40a; 28 5:30p It’s Kind of a Funny Story 555 (’10, Comedy-Drama) A depressed teenager checks himself into a psychiatric facility and winds up in the adult ward, where a fellow patient takes him under his wing. Keir Gilchrist, Zach Galifianakis, Emma Roberts, Viola Davis. (PG-13, 1:40) (AL, AS) IFC-E March 12 3a; 13 8:45a Ivanhoe 5556 (’52, Adventure) Back from a Crusade, the knight hero of Sir Walter Scott’s novel fights for courtly love and Saxon honor. Robert Taylor, Elizabeth Taylor, Joan Fontaine, George Sanders. (NR, 1:46) TCM March 3 6:30a; 14 11:45p

J JACK AND JILL 5 (’11, Comedy) The life of a successful, happy ad executive descends into chaos when his needy, passive-aggressive twin sister (also Sandler) makes her annual Thanksgiving visit. Adam Sandler, Katie Holmes, Al Pacino, Allen Covert. (2:05) (AL, AS, V) CMT March 23 10:30p; 24 12:30p, COM March 4 12:05a; 31 5p, 9p, PARMT March 21 1:30a, 1p Jack Reacher: Never Go Back 55 (’16, Action) Investigator Jack Reacher goes on the lam to uncover the truth behind a major government conspiracy that involves the death of U.S. soldiers. Tom Cruise, Cobie Smulders, Aldis Hodge, Danika Yarosh. (2:05) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 3 10p; 4 9:50a, 6p; 25 6:45a, 2:05p, 8p

Jacob 556 (’94, Historical Drama) The biblical son of Isaac plots with his mother to cheat his brother Esau out of his birthright. Matthew Modine, Lara Flynn Boyle, Irene Papas, Sean Bean. (TVPG, 1:30) TBN March 17 9:30p Jailhouse Rock 556 (’57, Musical) An inmate learns guitar from his cellmate, then gets an agent and turns rock ’n’ roll star. Elvis Presley, Judy Tyler, Mickey Shaughnessy, Vaughn Taylor. 9 (NR, 1:36) TCM March 11 3p Jakob the Liar 55 (’99, Comedy-Drama) A Jew gives hope to others in a Polish ghetto by saying he has a radio which gives reports of Russian victories over the Nazis. Robin Williams, Alan Arkin, Bob Balaban, Hannah Taylor-Gordon. (2:03) (V) MPLEX March 5 3:40a, 10:46a, 6:49p; 11 6a, 2:57p; 23 12:59p; 24 8:04a Java Heat 56 (’13, Action) Following a terrorist attack in Indonesia, a hot-headed American joins forces with a Muslim detective to find the mastermind behind the attack. Kellan Lutz, Mickey Rourke, Ario Bayu, Tio Pakusodewo. (R, 1:44) (AL, AS, V) IFC-E March 6 3:45a JAWS 5555 (’75, Suspense) A New England police chief, a shark hunter and a scientist have a showdown with a huge white shark. Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw, Richard Dreyfuss, Lorraine Gary. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) AMC March 2 7p; 3 4p Jaws 2 556 (’78, Suspense) Amity’s citizens and police chief dread another tourist season with a huge white shark near the beach. Roy Scheider, Lorraine Gary, Murray Hamilton, Joseph Mascolo. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) AMC March 2 10p; 3 7p; 26 4p; 27 1a

Jaws 3 56 (’83, Suspense) An engineer and a marine biologist face a mother white shark at a Florida sea park. Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Simon MacCorkindale, Louis Gossett Jr. (2:15) (AL, AS, V) AMC March 3 9:30p; 4 12:53p; 5 10:15a

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Cable J Jaws the Revenge 5 (’87, Suspense) A huge white shark harasses a New England widow and her marine-biologist son in the Bahamas. Lorraine Gary, Lance Guest, Mario Van Peebles, Karen Young. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) AMC March 3 11:45p; 4 10:53a

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 55 (’01, Comedy) Two slackers venture to Hollywood to sabotage the production of a new movie based on their alter egos. Ben Affleck, Jeff Anderson, Diedrich Bader, Eliza Dushku. (R, 1:44) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 13 7:13p JEEPERS CREEPERS 556 (’01, Horror) A cloaked figure terrorizes two siblings after they discover mutilated bodies in a country drainpipe.

Gina Philips, Justin Long, Jonathan Breck, Patricia Belcher. (R, 1:29) (AL, AS, BN, GV) ENCR-W March 14 7:26p; 15 10:23a, 5:35p; 23 10:30p; 24 5:25a, 3:02p, ESUSP March 3 10:40p; 18 2:13a, 9p

Jeepers Creepers 2 55 (’03, Horror) A winged creature terrorizes basketball players, coaches and cheerleaders who have become stranded on a highway. Ray Wise, Jonathan Breck, Garikayi Mutambirwa, Eric Nenninger. (R, 1:44) (AL, AS, GV) IFC-E March 25 2:30p, 9:30p; 27 6:15a, 10:30a Jem and the Holograms 56 (’15, Musical) With help from the son of the CEO of Starlight Music, the young members of the band Jem and the Holograms find their own voice while taking the world by storm. Aubrey Peeples, Stefanie Scott, Aurora Perrineau, Hayley Kiyoko. (2:35) (AL, AS) FREEFM March 11 7:30a Jeremiah (’98, Historical Drama) God calls upon the prophet to preach the return of justice and faith to those who have lost their way and turned to false idols. Patrick Dempsey, Oliver Reed, Klaus Maria Brandauer, Leonor Varela. (TVPG, 1:30) TBN March 24 9:30p Jeremiah Johnson 555 (’72, Adventure) An 1830s loner leaves civilization for the Rockies and learns from a hermit how to be a mountain man. Robert Redford, Will Geer, Stefan Gierasch, Allyn Ann McLerie. (2:30) (AL, V) OUTD March 2 5p, 7:30p

Jericho 55 (’01, Western) A charismatic preacher rescues a mysterious gunman who tries to find the answers to his lost identity. Mark Valley, Leon Coffee, R. Lee Ermey, Lisa Stewart. (1:44) (AS, V) MPLEX March 1 10:07a, 9:22p; 15 5:03a; 19 8:17a; 23 4:42a Jerry Maguire 5556 (’96, Romance-Comedy) A Los Angeles sports agent finds love with a pretty accountant after an attack of conscience costs him his job and fiancee. Tom Cruise, Cuba Gooding Jr., Renee Zellweger, Kelly Preston. (R, 2:18) (AL, AS, N) EBLACK March 2 8:36a, 3:45p; 21 12:42a, 9:54a, 5:39p; 25 8:38a, 7:39p Jessabelle 55 (’14, Horror) A young woman returns to her childhood home to recuperate from a car accident and encounters a long-tormented spirit that refuses to let her escape. Sarah Snook, Mark Webber, Joelle Carter, David Andrews. (1:33) (AS, V) IPLEX March 6 3:58a, MPLEX March 15 10:08p; 20 9:58p JESSE JAMES 5555 (’39, Western) Henry King directed this account of the lives and crimes of the notorious outlaw and his brother, Frank. Tyrone Power, Henry Fonda, Nancy Kelly, Randolph Scott. (GP, 1:45) (AS, MV) EWESTN March 4 7:48a, 1:46p; 10 4:23p; 11 1:18a; 31 11:06a

Jesus 55 (’79, Historical Drama) Jesus, Mary and Joseph are portrayed in this life of Christ according to the Gospel of St. Luke. Brian Deacon, Rivka Neuman, Yossef Shiloah, Niko Nitai. (3:00) TBN March 25 9p Jesus Christ Superstar 555 (’73, Musical) Jesus, Judas and Mary Magdalene cross paths in a rock opera by Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber. Ted Neeley, Carl Anderson, Yvonne Elliman,

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JET LI’S FEARLESS 555 (’06, Action) After spending time in a remote village to atone for his past, a martial artist gets caught in a duel to defend China’s honor against his country’s enemies. Jet Li, Betty Sun, Dong Yong, Nakamura Shido. (PG-13, 1:43) (AS, V) ECLASS March 10 1:40a, 3:56p; 23 3:21a, 11p Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius 556 (’01, Children’s) Animated. A smart child and his mechanical dog blast into outer space after aliens kidnap adults from his hometown. Voices

of Megan Cavanagh, Mark DeCarlo, Debi Derryberry, Jeff Garcia. (1:30) FLIX-W March 8 6a; 12 5:30a; 16 8:45a; 20 4:45a; 24 7a; 31 5:45a

Jingle All the Way 55 (’96, Children’s) A crazed postman, a tough policeman and a shady Santa impede a workaholic seeking a coveted toy for his son. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sinbad, Phil Hartman, Rita Wilson. (1:31) (AL, MV) EFAMLY March 4 9:03a, 6:29p; 5 6:42a; 15 6:56a, 1:29p; 30 10:08a, 9:37p Joe and Max 556 (’02, Docudrama) Joe Louis fights German boxer Max Schmeling and forms a friendship with him outside the ring. Leonard Roberts, Til Schweiger, David Paymer, Richard Roundtree. (PG-13, 1:54) (AL, AS, V) EBLACK March 7 4:25a; 15 6:52a; 23 4:43a

Joe Dakota 556 (’57, Western) A stranger’s questions about a hanged Indian make him unwelcome in a California oil town. Jock Mahoney, Luana Patten, Charles McGraw, Barbara Lawrence. (NR, 1:19) EWESTN March 4 5a, 12:26p; 9 7:06a

Joe Dirt 5 (’01, Comedy) A goofy janitor tells a radio talk-show host about his search for the parents who abandoned him. David Spade, Dennis Miller, Brittany Daniel, Kid Rock. (2:00) (AL, AS) CMT March 7 7:30p; 8 12a; 12 9p, 11p; 27 7:30p; 28 12a Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser (’15, Comedy) Joe Dirt returns with a mop in his hand and a mullet on his noggin. The white-trash hero embarks on a journey through the American heartland and time itself as he finds himself caught in the past. David Spade, Brittany Daniel, Christopher Walken, Patrick Warburton. (2:30) (AS) CMT March 7 9:30p; 19 9p, 11:30p; 27 9:30p The Joe Louis Story 555 (’53, Biography) A sportswriter recalls the boxer’s career as world heavyweight champion. Coley Wallace, Paul Stewart, Hilda Simms, James Edwards. 9 (1:31) RPLEX March 5 6:26a; 27 3:22a JOHN CARPENTER’S ESCAPE FROM L.A. 55 (’96, Action) The fascist U.S. president enlists a jailed war hero to retrieve a top-secret device stolen by his daughter on island Los Angeles in 2013. Kurt Russell, Stacy Keach, Steve Buscemi, Cliff Robertson. (R, 1:41) (AL, AS, V) EACTN March 9 3:41a, 4:17p; 13 7:40p; 14 2:22p; 18 6:17p; 19 3:27p, ENCR-W March 3 11:11a, 10:54p; 22 5:40a, 3:56p, 10:40p; 28 10:02a, 9p John Q 55 (’02, Drama) A desperate man takes hostages at a hospital in order to force doctors to save his dying son. Denzel Washington, Robert Duvall, James Woods, Anne Heche. (PG-13, 1:58) (AL, V) ENCR-W March 17 6:31p; 18 1:54p; 29 9p; 30 8:52a John Tucker Must Die 56 (’06, Romance-Comedy) Three popular gals from different cliques join forces for revenge after discovering that the school stud is stringing them along. Jesse Metcalfe, Sophia Bush, Ashanti, Jenny McCarthy. (PG-13, 1:27) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 3 7:59a John Wick 555 (’14, Action) New York City becomes the bullet-riddled playground of a former assassin as he hunts down the Russian mobsters who destroyed everything he held

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MOVIES dear. Keanu Reeves, Michael Nyqvist, Alfie Allen, Willem Dafoe. (2:30) (AL, AS, GV) PARMT March 24 2:30p, 7:30p Johnny Dangerously 55 (’84, Comedy) A New York pet-store owner recalls how he turned to crime and became a big-time gangster. Michael Keaton, Joe Piscopo, Marilu Henner, Maureen Stapleton. (1:33) (AL, AS) RPLEX March 2 11:29a, 8p

The Journey of Natty Gann 556 (’85, Children’s) A teen leaves 1935 Chicago by rail, heading west with a wolf and a drifter to find her father. Meredith Salenger, John Cusack, Ray Wise, Lainie Kazan. (PG, 1:41) (AL) TCM March 29 11:15p Journey to Shiloh 556 (’68, Adventure) A Texas cowboy and his buddies ride hundreds of miles to Tennessee to fight for the Confederacy. James Caan, Michael Sarrazin, Brenda Scott, Don Stroud. (NR, 1:41) (AL, N, V) EWESTN March 26 12:18p; 27 12:54a

Judas 55 (’04, Drama) A Judean becomes one of the apostles of Jesus of Nazareth but later betrays him for 30 pieces of silver. Johnathon Schaech, Jonathan Scarfe, Tim Matheson, Bob Gunton. (TV14, 2:00) (AS, V) UP March 25 11a Juice 556 (’92, Crime Drama) Four Harlem buddies hold up a store, and one of them gets hooked on the thrill of the gun. Omar Epps, Tupac Shakur, Jermaine Hopkins, Khalil Kain. (R, 1:36) (AL, AS, V) EBLACK March 8 3:10p, 11:15p; 18 8:24a, 10p, ESUSP March 19 5:11p; 20 10:55a; 23 4:46p; 24 1:53a The Julius House: An Aurora Teagarden Mystery (’16, Mystery) Aurora Teagarden finds her dream home, unaware of its strange history. Just as she’s ready to move in, she discovers that its previous owners disappeared without a trace. Candace Cameron Bure, Stephanie Bennett, Peter Benson, Yannick Bisson. (2:00) HALLMV March 18 3p Jumper 56 (’08, Science Fiction) A young man’s ability to teleport himself anywhere in the world makes him a target for those who have sworn to kill him and others like him. Hayden Christensen, Jamie Bell, Samuel L. Jackson, Rachel Bilson. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) WGNA March 7 9:30p, 11:30p Jumpin’ Jack Flash 556 (’86, Comedy) A British spy abroad taps into a New York computer operator’s bank terminal and asks her for help. Whoopi Goldberg, Stephen Collins, John Wood, Carol Kane. (R, 1:45) (AL, AS, V) EBLACK March 10 10:04a, 5p; 19 2:59a, 4:39p, ECLASS March 25 2:28a

Jumping the Broom 556 (’11, Comedy) Two diverse families lock horns on Martha’s Vineyard at the wedding of a woman from old money and a man whose mother is a postal worker.

Angela Bassett, Paula Patton, Laz Alonso, Loretta Devine. (2:30) (AS) VH1 March 8 12p, 11p

June in January (’14, Romance-Comedy) When her fiance receives a job offer, a woman must suddenly plan her wedding in three weeks. Brooke D’Orsay, Wes Brown, Marilu Henner, Gerard Plunkett. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 28 2p

Juno 5556 (’07, Comedy-Drama) Unforeseen complications arise when a precocious teenager chooses an upscale couple to adopt her unborn baby. Ellen Page, Michael Cera, Jennifer Garner, Jason Bateman. (2:30) (AL, AS) MTV March 3 5:30p; 4 8a Jurassic Park 5556 (’93, Adventure) An entrepreneur invites scientists, a mathematics theorist and others to his jungle theme-park featuring dinosaurs regenerated from DNA. Sam

dinosaurs after their plane crashes on an island.

Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu, Vivica A. Fox, Michael Madsen. (2:30) (AL, AS, GV) OVATN March 2 7:30p; 3 1:30p

Jurassic World 556 (’15, Adventure) An ex-military man and animal expert must use his special skills to save tourists at the Jurassic World island resort from rampaging, genetically engineered dinosaurs, including the vicious and intelligent Indominus rex. Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Irrfan Khan, Vincent D’Onofrio. (2:30) (AS, V) FX March 8 7:30p; 9 5:30p, FXX March 17 4p, 6:30p Just Go With It 55 (’11, Romance-Comedy) A plastic surgeon enlists the aid of his assistant and her children to help him win the heart of a beautiful woman. Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman, Nick Swardson. (2:30) (AL, AS, N) FREEFM March 5 8:30p; 6 5:30p; 25 8a, 6:45p JUST MARRIED 5 (’03, Romance-Comedy) Two newlyweds deal with meddling friends, disapproving families and bad luck while honeymooning in Europe. Ashton Kutcher, Brittany Murphy, Christian Kane, David Moscow. (2:30) (AL, AS) CMT March 9 10:30p; 15 10:30p; 16 8p Just Wright 556 (’10, Romance-Comedy) A physical therapist falls in love with her patient, a basketball player, but he only has eyes for her best friend. Queen Latifah, Common, Paula Patton, James Pickens Jr. (2:30) (AL, AS) VH1 March 8 2:30p; 9 1:30a

KILL BILL: VOL. 2 555 (’04, Action) Before confronting her former boss, an assassin goes after the man’s younger brother and her oneeyed counterpart. Uma Thurman, David Carradine, Michael Madsen, Daryl Hannah. (3:00) (AL, AS, GV) OVATN March 2 10p; 3 4p Kill Me Again 556 (’89, Crime Drama) A Nevada private eye falls for a deadly flirt who pays him, with stolen mob cash, to fake her murder. Val Kilmer, Joanne Whalley-Kilmer, Michael Madsen, Pat Mulligan. (R, 1:34) (AL, AS, V) ESUSP March 18 3:47a Killer Assistant (’16, Suspense) Suzanne, a magazine editor in a struggling marriage, succumbs to her new assistant David’s seduction. What starts as one bad decision quickly spirals into a web of blackmail, manipulation and murder as David becomes increasingly unhinged.

Sam Neill, William H. Macy, Tea Leoni, Alessandro Nivola. (2:00) (V) PARMT March 3 9a, 5p; 18 1a

K Kansas City Confidential 555 (’52, Crime Drama) An ex-convict is framed for a bank holdup done by a police captain and men wearing masks. John Payne, Coleen Gray, Preston Foster, Neville Brand. 9 (NR, 1:38) TCM March 10 5p THE KARATE KID 556 (’10, Children’s) A Chinese maintenance man instructs an American boy in the art of kung fu to help the youth face down bullies at his new school. Jaden Smith, Jackie Chan, Taraji P. Henson, Wenwen Han. (PG, 2:20) (AL, AS, V) FREEFM March 17 10:45p; 18 8:45p, FXM March 7 4p, 6:50p; 15 5p, 7:50p Kept Woman (’15, Drama) A man lures his new neighbor into his house, then holds her captive in a secret bunker with another woman. Courtney Ford, Shaun Benson, Andrew W. Walker, Rachel Wilson. (2:00) LIFE March 31 8p, LIFEMOV March 18 2p; 28 10p; 29 2a

Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain 556 (’13, Comedy) In the follow-up to 2011’s “Laugh at My Pain,” comic Kevin Hart performs two sold-out shows at New York’s Madison Square Garden. Kevin Hart. (1:00) (AL, AS) COM March 9 10p; 10 12:30a Kick-Ass 2 55 (’13, Action) After Hit Girl is busted and forced to retire, Kick-Ass joins a team of amateur superheroes led by a reformed mobster and tangles with the evil villain formerly known as Red Mist. Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Chloë Grace Moretz, Clark Duke. (2:00) (AL, AS, BN, GV) FXX March 24 10p; 25 6a

The Kid Comes Back 55 (’37, Drama) A young street kid’s rise through the ranks of boxing eventually pits him against his mentor in his biggest fight ever. Wayne Morris, Barton MacLane, June Travis, Dickie Jones. 9 (NR, 1:01) TCM March 26 2:15p Kid Galahad 555 (’37, Drama) A fight manager and his girlfriend put a bellhop in the ring with a crooked rival’s heavyweight. Edward G. Robinson, Bette Davis, Humphrey Bogart, Wayne Morris. 9 (NR, 1:41) TCM March 31 3a

Kidnapped: The Hannah Anderson Story (’15, Docudrama) James DiMaggio abducts 16-year-old Hannah Anderson after killing her mother and brother. Scott Patterson, Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, Richard AttenborJessica Amlee, Brian McNamara, Jay Pickett. (2:00) ough. (3:00) (AS, V) PARMT March 3 11a, 7p; 16 LIFEMOV March 21 6p; 27 12p 9p; 17 10a; 27 11p; 28 12p KILL BILL: VOL. 1 555 (’03, Action) AwakJurassic Park III 556 (’01, Adventure) ing from a coma, an assassin seeks vengeance A paleontologist and a couple outrun cloned against her former boss and his ruthless gang. All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.

Arianne Zucker, Brando Eaton, George Stults, Natalie Lander. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 4 6p

Killer Coach (’16, Drama) A world renowned swimming coach pushes an Olympic hopeful to the limit. When the swimmer realizes that the teaching methods might not be the best thing for her, the coach does everything she can to destroy her. Keesha Sharp, Javicia Leslie, Tom Madden, Cameron Jebo. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 2 10p; 3 2a Killer Crush (’14, Suspense) A student’s obsession with her professor takes a dangerous turn when she becomes a caregiver for his wife. Dav-

eigh Chase, Rick Roberts, Sydney Penny, Melanie Scrofano. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 24 4p

Killer Klowns From Outer Space 556 (’88, Science Fiction) Teens flee from large clowns who shoot people with popcorn and spin cotton-candy webs. Grant Cramer, Suzanne Snyder, John Allen Nelson, John Vernon. (1:30) (AL, AS, V) MPLEX March 6 8:36p, ESUSP March 25 10:43p Killer Mom (’17, Suspense) After losing her wealthy father in a plane crash, a 14-year-old girl inherits $40 million. Little does she know that her mother has concocted a plan to seize the inheritance by any means necessary. Karen Cliche, Kirby Bliss Blanton, Richard Roy Sutton, Maddy Martin. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 29 10p; 30 2a; 31 10a

Killer Reality (’13, Suspense) The murder of a contestant on a reality TV show turns a producer’s life into a nightmare. Annie Ilonzeh, Parker Young, Bernard Curry, Aubrey O’Day. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 8 8a The Killing Fields 5556 (’84, Docudrama) Newsman Sydney Schanberg loses his friend Dith Pran in the 1975 fall of Phnom Penh. Sam Waterston, Haing S. Ngor, John Malkovich, Julian Sands. (2:25) (AL, AS, V) HDMOV March 3 5p, 11:55p; 14 5:10a; 30 6p; 31 12:25a

Killing Me Softly 56 (’02, Suspense) A woman grows suspicious of her controlling husband after she discovers secrets about the women in his past. Heather Graham, Joseph Fiennes, Natascha McElhone, Ulrich Thomsen.

(1:42) (AL, SSC, V) IPLEX March 1 11:55a; 2 3:43a Killing Mommy (’16, Suspense) A young woman must prevent her unstable twin sister from murdering their mother. Yvonne Zima, Claire Rankin, Rob Stewart, Garrett Hnatiuk. (2:00) (AS) LIFE March 17 12p, LIFEMOV March 22 10a Killshot (’09, Drama) A veteran assassin and his young partner pursue a couple who stumbled upon an extortion scheme and entered the Witness Protection Program. Diane Lane, Mickey Rourke, Thomas Jane, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. (1:35) (AL, AS, BN, V) FLIX-W March 27 7:25p Kim 555 (’50, Children’s) Kipling’s Irish orphan roams 1880s India with a Tibetan priest and a horse thief spying for the British. Errol Flynn, Dean Stockwell, Paul Lukas, Robert Douglas. (G, 1:53) TCM March 5 1p KING KONG 5555 (’33, Adventure) Shipped from mysterious Skull Island for display in the

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Kismet 556 (’55, Fantasy) A roguish poet is given the run of the scheming Wazir’s harem while pretending to help him usurp the young caliph. Howard Keel, Ann Blyth, Dolores Gray, Vic Damone. (NR, 1:53) TCM March 24 9a A Kiss Before Dying 556 (’91, Suspense) A social climber kills a tycoon’s daughter, then marries her twin and goes to work for her father.

Matt Dillon, Sean Young, Max von Sydow, James Russo. (R, 1:35) (AL, AS, N, V) ESUSP March 2 3:32a, 12:31p, 7:25p; 22 11:59a

Kiss of the Dragon 556 (’01, Action) A Chinese intelligence officer on assignment in Paris becomes involved in an international conspiracy. Jet Li, Bridget Fonda, Tcheky Karyo, Laurence Ashley. (R, 1:37) (AL, AS, GV) EACTN March 3 12:14p; 4 6:53a; 30 3:24a, 12:36p

Kit Carson 555 (’40, Western) Frontiersman Carson guides Capt. John C. Fremont’s cavalry expedition to California. Jon Hall, Lynn Bari, Dana Andrews, Harold Huber. 9 (NR, 1:37) TCM March 10 9a Kite (’14, Action) With the help of her father’s ex-partner and a friend from her past, an orphaned teen mercilessly blasts her way through a dark milieu in pursuit of her parents’ killers. India Eisley, Callan McAuliffe, Samuel L. Jackson, Deon Lotz. (1:59) (AS, GV) SYFY March 7 7:30a

A KNIGHT’S TALE 556 (’01, Adventure) An English commoner dons the armor of a dead jouster and, with the help of friends, competes against nobles in 14th-century France. Heath Ledger, Mark Addy, Rufus Sewell, Paul Bettany. (PG-13, 2:12) (AL, AS, N, V) EFAMLY March 13 1:14a, 12:46p, 9:41p; 25 1:41a, 1:03p, 8p, ENCR-W March 4 6:45p; 5 1:11p; 16 1:12p, 9p; 17 6:14a

Knock Knock (’15, Suspense) Two nubile, stranded women reveal a sinister agenda after they spend the night with a married architect. Keanu Reeves, Ana de Armas, Lorenza Izzo, Ignacia

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his son after his wife walks out. Dustin Hoffman, Meryl Streep, Justin Henry, Jane Alexander. (PG, 1:44) (AL, AS, BN) TCM March 2 7p Kristy (’14, Suspense) Violent thugs terrorize a young woman who’s alone on a college campus for Thanksgiving weekend. Haley Bennett, Ashley Greene, Lucas Till, Chris Coy. (2:00) (AS, V) LIFEMOV March 26 10a Kull the Conqueror 55 (’97, Fantasy) A ruthless foe and an ancient seductress are among those making life difficult for the newly appointed king of Valusia. Kevin Sorbo, Tia Carrere, Thomas Ian Griffith, Litefoot. (1:38) (AS, V) MPLEX March 9 12:48a, 10a; 15 3:24a, 10:20a, 8:29p; 21 8:59a, 8:24p Kurt & Courtney 556 (’98, Documentary) Filmmaker Nick Broomfield gives an account of the tumultuous life shared by musicians Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love. (1:38) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 1 7:22p; 2 2:05a; 14 12:29p; 15 4:16a; 20 9:06a, 5:43p; 31 9p

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2:54a; 22 11:59a, 7:11p; 30 4:16a, 2:12p, 9p, MPLEX March 1 12:36a, 11:51a; 14 1:50a, 1:20p Lassie Come Home 555 (’43, Children’s) An English boy’s collie finds her way back home from Scotland after his father sells her to a duke. Roddy McDowall, Donald Crisp, Dame May Whitty, Edmund Gwenn. 9 (G, 1:28) TCM March 13 12a

The Last American Hero 556 (’73, Action) A North Carolina moonshiner becomes a professional stock-car racer to raise money to free his jailed father. Jeff Bridges, Valerie Perrine, Geraldine Fitzgerald, Ned Beatty. (PG, 1:35) (AL, AS, BN, MV) FXM March 5 6:50a; 6 5:20a The Last Bid (’16, Suspense) A killer learns two young women have bought his storage locker containing evidence of his crimes. Casper Van Dien, Cassi Thomson, Samantha Cope, Randy Wayne. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 8 12p

The Last Frontier 556 (’55, Western) Three trappers become scouts for a cavalry captain who loses his fort to a hated colonel. Victor Mature,

Guy Madison, Robert Preston, James Whitmore. (NR, 1:38) EWESTN March 13 12:32a, 6:33a, 12:20p; 23 4:56a

The Lady From Shanghai 5556 (’48, Mystery) A rich lawyer and his seductive wife frame an Irish sailor for murder. Rita Hayworth, Orson Welles, Everett Sloane, Glenn Anders. 9 (NR, 1:27) (AS, MV) TCM March 19 7p Lady Godiva Rides Again 55 (’53, Comedy) An unsophisticated and impressionable young girl finds herself in trouble after winning a beauty pageant. Dennis Price, Pauline Stroud, John McCallum, Stanley Holloway. 9 (NR, 1:30) TCM March 30 9p THE LADY VANISHES 5555 (’38, Mystery) A young Englishwoman tries to prove that an elderly governess was actually on a train.

The Last King of Scotland 555 (’06, Biography) The personal physician of Ugandan dictator Idi Amin witnesses his murderous reign of terror. Forest Whitaker, James McAvoy, Kerry Washington, Gillian Anderson. (R, 2:01) (AL, AS, GV) EBLACK March 4 5:19a, 2:17p, 10p; 16 2:24p, 11:19p; 31 1:11a, 5:57p, IPLEX March 7 1:59p, 9p; 12 6:54p; 13 2:17a; 22 5:05p; 23 2:46a; 27 11:11a THE LAST PICTURE SHOW 5555 (’71, Drama) The lives of high schoolers, a debutante and others overlap in a dying 1950s Texas town.

Lakeview Terrace 556 (’08, Suspense) A police officer, the self-proclaimed watchdog of his neighborhood, becomes increasingly hostile toward the interracial couple next door. Samuel

Last Scene Alive: An Aurora Teagarden Mystery (’18, Mystery) A production crew descends on the town of Lawrenceton, Ga., to film a movie that’s based on a book by Aurora’s former boyfriend. Aurora soon finds herself searching for clues and suspects when the actress who plays her in the movie winds up dead. Can-

Margaret Lockwood, Michael Redgrave, Dame May Whitty, Paul Lukas. 9 (NR, 1:37) ECLASS March 24 6:07a, ESUSP March 15 7:12a, 2:11p

L. Jackson, Patrick Wilson, Kerry Washington, Jay Hernandez. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) BET March 3 5p; 4 2p; 25 8p

Land Raiders 55 (’69, Western) An Arizona land-grabber and his brother renew their feud amid Army troops and Apaches. Telly Savalas, George Maharis, Arlene Dahl, Janet Landgard. (M, 1:40) (V) EWESTN March 18 5:45a, 12:46p; 31 4:30p LARA CROFT: TOMB RAIDER 55 (’01, Adventure) A beautiful globe-trotter battles otherworldly creatures for possession of a powerful artifact. Angelina Jolie, Jon Voight, Iain Glen, Noah Taylor. (2:15) (AS, V) SYFY March 11 9p; 12 7p; 15 9p; 16 7p; 20 3:15p; 21 1:30p Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life 55 (’03, Adventure) A globe-trotter must find Pandora’s box before a maniacal scientist can harness its power for world domination. Angelina Jolie, Gerard Butler, Ciarán Hinds, Christopher Barrie. (PG-13, 1:58) (AS, V) IFC-E March 8 6:30a, 12p; 11 12p, 10p; 16 5p; 17 6:45a; 18 3:30a

Larceny, Inc. 556 (’42, Comedy) An ex-convict’s niece runs a shop over the tunnel he and his partners are digging to a bank vault. Edward

G. Robinson, Jane Wyman, Broderick Crawford, Jack Carson. 9 (NR, 1:35) (AS, V) TCM March 9 7p

Lars and the Real Girl 555 (’07, Comedy-Drama) Family and friends are unsure how to react when a lonely young man forms an emotional attachment to a life-size plastic woman and treats it like a real person. Ryan Gosling, Paul Schneider, Emily Mortimer, Patricia Clarkson. (1:50) (AS) IPLEX March 6 5:46p; 7 2:06a; 11 7:11p; 12

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The Last Song 55 (’10, Drama) In a Southern beach town, a man tries to reconnect with his estranged daughter through their shared love of music. Miley Cyrus, Greg Kinnear, Liam Hemsworth, Kelly Preston. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) FREEFM March 24 12a THE LAST STAND 556 (’13, Action) A sheriff must take matters into his own hands when a notorious drug lord escapes from FBI custody and comes speeding toward a showdown in the lawman’s quiet border town. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Forest Whitaker, Johnny Knoxville, Rodrigo Santoro. (2:30) (AL, AS, GV) AMC March 24 8p; 25 12:30a, 1:54p; 30 7p; 31 3p

The Last Sunset 555 (’61, Western) A Texas lawman follows a fleeing outlaw headed to see the women in his life. Rock Hudson, Kirk Douglas, Dorothy Malone, Joseph Cotten. (1:55) RPLEX March 1 2:34p, 10:49p; 6 2:57a; 10 11:51a; 14 1:41p; 18 7:14a; 26 3:44a, 11:22a The Last Temptation of Christ 555 (’88, Drama) A controversial account of the life of Jesus of Nazareth, focusing on internal doubt and conflict he may have felt. Willem Dafoe, Harvey Keitel, Barbara Hershey, Paul Greco. (2:46) (AS, N, V) RPLEX March 3 8p; 16 9:59a; 29 3:28p The Last Time I Saw Paris 555 (’54, Drama) Sudden money ruins a struggling writer and his wife in post-World War II Paris. Elizabeth Taylor, Van Johnson, Walter Pidgeon, Donna Reed. (NR, 1:56) TCM March 13 11p

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The Last Wagon 555 (’56, Western) Six teens from a wagon train survive an Indian attack with a trapper wanted for murder. Richard Widmark, Felicia Farr, Susan Kohner, Tommy Rettig. (NR, 1:39) (MV) EWESTN March 7 10:55a, 9:36p; 17 11:21a, 6:19p; 27 4:13a, 10:49a, 9:50p Last Will (’10, Suspense) A woman uncovers a devious plot after police arrest her for the murder of her husband. Tatum O’Neal, Tom Berenger, James Brolin, Peter Coyote. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 16 12p The Last Witch Hunter 55 (’15, Fantasy) The fate of the human race hangs in the balance when the Witch Queen rises from the dead, seeking revenge against Kaulder, the immortal warrior who slayed her centuries ago. Vin Diesel, Elijah Wood, Rose Leslie, Julie Engelbrecht. (2:15) (AS, V) SYFY March 8 6p; 9 3p; 24 9p; 25 6p Laughing Boy 5 (’34, Drama) A Navajo warrior marries a woman who covets the lifestyle of the white settlers, eventually leading to tragedy. Ramon Novarro, Lupe Velez, Chief Thunderbird, William B. Davidson. 9 (NR, 1:15) TCM March 6 7:30a Law Abiding Citizen 56 (’09, Suspense) Ten years after his wife and child die in a home invasion, a man carries out an elaborate plot against the prosecutor who cut a deal with one of the killers. Jamie Foxx, Gerard Butler, Colm Meaney, Bruce McGill. (R, 1:48) (AL, AS, GV, R) ENCR-W March 15 7:09p; 16 8a, 3:27p; 20 9p; 21 1:34p, EBLACK March 6 10:24a, 9:25p; 11 1:22p, 8:08p; 31 12:23p, 10p, ESUSP March 3 8:44a, 5:03p; 25 3:42p; 26 11:28a; 29 3:29p LAWLESS 556 (’12, Crime Drama) A sadistic Chicago lawman comes to 1931 Virginia to shut down the Bondurant brothers’ bootlegging business. Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy, Jason Clarke, Guy Pearce. (2:30) (AL, AS, GV, N) AMC March 6 12:30a, 5:30p, SUND March 13 5:30p, 11p; 26 10:30p; 27 12:15p The Lawless Frontier 56 (’35, Western) A cowboy fights for justice against an outlaw who is partnered with a crooked sheriff. John Wayne, Sheila Terry, George Hayes, Earl Dwire. 9 (NR, :52) EWESTN March 20 4:24a; 22 4:12a The Lawnmower Man 556 (’92, Science Fiction) A scientist uses a mentally impaired man to test virtual reality, the computer simulation of the real. Jeff Fahey, Pierce Brosnan, Jenny Wright, Mark Bringleson. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W March 19 10:30a LAWRENCE OF ARABIA 5555 (’62, Adventure) Controversial British officer T.E. Lawrence learns the culture of Arabs and unites their tribes against the Turks. Peter O’Toole, Alec Guinness, Anthony Quinn, Omar Sharif. (3:40) (AL, AS, V) RPLEX March 3 6:39a, 4:20p; 9 7:02a, 4:20p; 14 10a, 9:34p LEAN ON ME 556 (’89, Biography) Principal Joe Clark goes to bat against drugs, crime and bad grades in his Paterson, N.J., high school.

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1a, 6:30p Leaving Las Vegas 5556 (’95, Drama) Intent on drinking himself to death, a man who has lost everything finds solace with a Las Vegas hooker. Nicolas Cage, Elisabeth Shue, Julian Sands, Richard Lewis. (R, 1:51) (AL, AS, N, V) ECLASS March 7 2:49a; 29 6:32a; 31 2:50a, IPLEX March 8 5:28p; 17 10:07a, 11:28p; 26 1:35p, 9p The Left Hand of God 555 (’55, Adventure) A mercenary pilot poses as a priest, deserts a warlord and loves a mission nurse in China.

Humphrey Bogart, Gene Tierney, Lee J. Cobb, Agnes Moorehead. (NR, 1:27) FXM March 18 7:30a; 19

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The Legend of Bagger Vance 555 (’00, Drama) A golf caddy shows a disillusioned young war veteran how to master challenges and find meaning in life. Will Smith, Matt Damon, Charlize Theron, Bruce McGill. (2:15) (AS) FLIX-W March 16 10:15a, 5:45p; 19 12:30p, 8p; 25 6:15a; 30 9:45a, 10p The Legend of Hercules 56 (’14, Adventure) Exiled and sold into slavery because of a forbidden love, Hercules must use his formidable powers to fight his way back to his rightful kingdom. Kellan Lutz, Scott Adkins, Liam McIntyre, Liam Garrigan. (2:00) (AS, V) SYFY March 6 2p; 7 11:33a; 19 10:45p; 30 3a The Legend of Lylah Clare 55 (’68, Suspense) A filmmaker manipulates a starlet into the image of his late wife, a celebrated actress who met a tragic death. Kim Novak, Peter Finch, Ernest Borgnine, Milton Selzer. (R, 2:10) (AS) TCM March 9 2:30p Leprechaun 55 (’93, Horror) An Irish fairy escapes from a crate and goes on a gory quest for his 100 stolen gold coins. Warwick Davis, Jennifer Aniston, Ken Olandt, Mark Holton. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV) SYFY March 17 8p; 18 10a; 29 7p; 30 5p Leprechaun 2 56 (’94, Horror) A malevolent leprechaun seeks to fulfill a 1,000-year-old curse by enslaving an alluring Californian. Warwick Davis, Charlie Heath, Shevonne Durkin, Sandy Baron. (2:00) (N, V) SYFY March 17 10p; 18 8a; 30 3p; 31 8:30a

Leprechaun 3 5 (’95, Horror) The diminutive demon meets his match when a college student becomes contaminated with leprechaun blood.

Warwick Davis, John Gatins, Lee Armstrong, Michael Callan. (2:00) (AS, GV) SYFY March 17 2p; 18 12a; 30 1p; 31 10:30a

Leprechaun 4 in Space 56 (’96, Horror) An evil leprechaun holds an alien princess hostage so he can marry her and rule the universe. Warwick Davis, Rebekah Carlton, Debbe Dunning, Brent Jasmer. (2:07) (AL, AS, V) SYFY March 17 11:53a

Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood 56 (’03, Horror) A young woman and her friends incur the wrath of an evil leprechaun who will stop at nothing to protect his gold. Warwick Davis, Tangi Miller, Sticky Fingaz, Shiek Mahmud-Bey. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) SYFY March 17 4p; 18 4a Leprechaun in the Hood 56 (’00, Horror) An evil leprechaun and a powerful producer pursue three rap artists who stole a magic flute. Warwick Davis, Ice-T, Chrystee Pharris, Coolio. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV) SYFY March 17 6p; 18 2a; 25 8:30a Leprechaun: Origins (’14, Horror) While backpacking through Ireland, two couples discover that one of the country’s most-famous legends is terrifyingly real. Dylan “Hornswoggle” Postl, Stephanie Bennett, Andrew Dunbar, Melissa Roxburgh. (1:53) (AL, AS, V) SYFY March 17 10a

Leprechaun’s Revenge (’12, Horror) Karen is unaware that decades earlier, townspeople banished a bloodthirsty leprechaun to another dimension after a massacre. She accidentally sets the creature free, and has to convince her father to help send it away again. Billy Zane, William Devane, Courtney Halverson, Dave Randolph-Mayhem Davis. (2:00) (AS, GV) SYFY March 17 8a

Les Misérables 5556 (’12, Musical) In 19th-century France, ex-prisoner Jean Valjean, pursued for many years by ruthless policeman Javert, agrees to care for a factory worker’s

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MOVIES daughter. Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe, Anne Hathaway, Amanda Seyfried. (3:30) (AS, V) FX March 5 7a

Let’s Be Cops 55 (’14, Comedy) Two buddies dress as police officers for a costume party, then must put their fake badges on the line after they become entangled with a real web of crooks and dirty detectives. Jake Johnson, Damon Wayans Jr., Rob Riggle, Nina Dobrev. (2:00) (AL, AS, N, V) FX March 2 10a; 3 8:30a, FXM March 19 5p, 6:55p Let’s Make Love 555 (’60, Musical Comedy) A billionaire plays himself in an off-Broadway satire and falls for his co-star. Marilyn Monroe, Yves Montand, Tony Randall, Frankie Vaughan. (2:01) RPLEX March 11 2:29p, 11:44p; 24 9:31a Leviathan 56 (’89, Science Fiction) Precious-metals miners become trapped on the ocean floor with an eellike genetic alteration.

Peter Weller, Richard Crenna, Amanda Pays, Daniel Stern. (R, 1:38) (AL, AS, GV) ENCR-W March 16 12:40a; 24 12:05a, 11:51a; 28 7:20p; 29 5:59a, 1:12p, ESUSP March 3 1:58a, 12:06p, 9p; 14 5:42p; 20 9p; 21 3:30a, 10:37a

Liberty Stands Still 55 (’02, Suspense) Perched in a building, a sniper threatens to kill the wife of a gun manufacturer if she hangs up the phone. Linda Fiorentino, Wesley Snipes, Oliver Platt, Martin Cummins. (1:45) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W March 4 5:30a; 5 9a, 6:15p; 9 3:45p; 10 3:35a; 14 12:30p, 8:15p The Life of David Gale 56 (’03, Drama) A journalist tries to piece together the crimes of a convicted murderer and rapist just days before his execution. Kevin Spacey, Kate Winslet, Laura Linney, Gabriel Mann. (R, 2:10) (AL, AS, N, V) ESUSP March 6 12:59p; 7 3:51a; 9 7:26a Life of Pi 5556 (’12, Adventure) After the freighter they’re on sinks in a storm, a teenager and a Bengal tiger wind up on a small lifeboat and must learn to trust each other to survive. Suraj Sharma, Irrfan Khan, Tabu, Rafe Spall. (PG, 2:05) (AS) FXM March 1 12p; 15 2:30p; 16 12p, FX March 5 10:30a; 6 7a Life on the Line 56 (’15, Suspense) A Texas lineman and his crew risk their lives to keep the electrical grid running during a deadly storm. John Travolta, Kate Bosworth, Devon Sawa, Julie Benz. (1:40) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 7 3:45a; 29

11:35a Life With Father 5556 (’47, Comedy) A New Yorker and her four sons experience love and laughter from their opinionated but well-meaning family patriarch. William Powell, Irene Dunne, Elizabeth Taylor, Edmund Gwenn. (NR, 1:58) TCM March 12 7:30p LIFEBOAT 5556 (’44, Drama) A chic writer, a stoker and others drift with the U-boat captain who has sunk their ship. Tallulah Bankhead, William Bendix, Walter Slezak, Mary Anderson. 9 (NR, 1:36) ECLASS March 10 4:58a, ESUSP March 24 8:19a Lifeforce 56 (’85, Science Fiction) A space commander and a Scotland Yard inspector search for a naked space vampire loose in London. Steve

Railsback, Peter Firth, Mathilda May, Patrick Stewart. (R, 1:40) (AS, GV, N) ESUSP March 5 9p; 6 3:47a; 31 12:59a, EACTN March 20 4:32a, 5:27p

Like Cats and Dogs (’17, Romance-Comedy) Spencer and Lola couldn’t be more different. He’s a cat person, and she loves dogs. When a reservation mix-up lands them — and their pets — in the same vacation house, they have to find a way to get along without killing each other. Cassidy

she goes missing at college. Michelle Stafford, Danielle Kind, William R. Moses, Gianpaolo Venuta. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 9 8a

Lilith 555 (’64, Drama) A mental patient seduces a young therapist at a Maryland asylum for the rich. Warren Beatty, Jean Seberg, Peter Fonda, Kim Hunter. 9 (NR, 1:54) TCM March 6 7:15p Lilo & Stitch 555 (’02, Children’s) Animated. A lonely girl adopts a dog which is really a mischievous alien hiding from intergalactic hunters. Voices of Daveigh Chase, Chris Sanders, Tia Carrere, David Ogden Stiers. (2:00) (MV) FREEFM March 31 10p

Limitless 556 (’11, Suspense) An unemployed writer rises to the top of the financial world after an experimental drug gives him extraordinary mental acuity. Bradley Cooper, Robert De Niro, Abbie Cornish, Anna Friel. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) PARMT March 6 12:30p; 26 12p The Lion King 5556 (’94, Children’s) Animated. After the death of his royal father, a young lion returns to battle his scheming uncle for the jungle throne. Voices of Matthew Broderick, Jeremy Irons, James Earl Jones, Madge Sinclair. (2:10) FREEFM March 10 6:40p; 11 5:20p; 19 9p; 20 6p The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride 55 (’98, Children’s) Animated. Kiara, the daughter of Simba and Nala, loves the son of exiled lioness Zira, who is out for revenge. Voices of Matthew Broderick, Neve Campbell, Andy Dick, Robert Guillaume. (2:00) FREEFM March 31 7a

Lions for Lambs 55 (’07, Drama) The experiences of two soldiers in Afghanistan ties together separate stories unfolding in California and Washington, D.C. Robert Redford, Meryl Streep, Tom Cruise, Derek Luke. (1:35) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W March 31 8p Little Fockers 56 (’10, Comedy) As two clans descend on the scene of young twins’ birthday, Greg Focker’s moonlighting at a pharmaceutical company threatens to derail his position of trust with Jack, his uptight father-in-law. Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Dustin Hoffman. (2:00) (AL, AS) USA March 24 6p Little Girl Lost: The Delimar Vera Story 556 (’08, Docudrama) A woman who lost her daughter in a fire tries to prove that a young girl is the same child. Judy Reyes, Ana Ortiz, A Martinez, Hector Luis Bustamante. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 1 12p Little Girl’s Secret (’16, Suspense) A teen must save her troubled stepsister from a dangerous relationship with the ghost of a young girl. Maria Bello, Callum Keith Rennie, Sophie Nélisse, Isabelle Nélisse. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 18 12p; 20 10p; 21 2a

The Little Hours (’17, Comedy) A young servant fleeing from his master takes refuge at a dysfunctional convent in medieval Tuscany, disguising himself as a deaf-mute. Alison Brie, Dave Franco, Kate Micucci, Aubrey Plaza. (1:30) (AL, AS, N) EPIX March 1 12:10a, 6:50a, 5:05p; 8 2:35a; 17 4:10a; 29 2:45a Little Odessa 555 (’94, Crime Drama) A job returns a Russian-Jewish hit man to his family and the Mafia in Brooklyn. Tim Roth, Edward Furlong, Moira Kelly, Vanessa Redgrave. (R, 1:38) (AL, AS, V) EACTN March 18 5:30a, IPLEX March 24 8:29a; 25 4:20a A Little Romance 555 (’79, Romance-Comedy) A worldly Parisian tells two teenage lovers to kiss at dusk under the Bridge of Sighs in Venice. Laurence Olivier, Diane Lane, Thelonious Bernard, Arthur Hill. (PG, 1:48) (AL, AS) TCM March 13 5:15a

Little Women 556 (’49, Drama) Based on the story by Louisa May Alcott. The four March sisters forge unbreakable emotional ties during the Civil War. June Allyson, Peter Lawford, Elizabeth Taylor, Gifford, Wyatt Nash, Gwynyth Walsh, Jacky Lai. Margaret O’Brien. (NR, 2:01) TCM March 12 9:45p (2:00) HALL March 18 3p; 30 2p Live Free or Die Hard 555 (’07, Action) Like Mother, Like Daughter (’07, SusJohn McClane grapples with a villain who plans pense) A businesswoman has no idea she has to shut down the United States by attacking the asked her daughter’s kidnapper for help after country’s vulnerable computer infrastructure. All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.

Bruce Willis, Justin Long, Timothy Olyphant, Cliff Curtis. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) PARMT March 16 1a, 12p

Living on Love 556 (’37, Romance-Comedy) Two roommates who work different shifts eventually meet and begin a romance. James Dunn, Whitney Bourne, Joan Woodbury, Solly Ward. 9 (NR, 1:00) TCM March 26 1p Living on One Dollar (’13, Documentary) In rural Guatemala, four friends battle illness, parasites and hunger as they experiment with living on just $1 a day for eight weeks. Ryan Christofferson, Zach Ingrasci, Sean Leonard, Chris Temple. (:59) IPLEX March 1 1:37p; 2 5:26a; 10 4:44a; 21 10a; 23 6:46a

Loch Ness 556 (’96, Children’s) A beleaguered Los Angeles zoologist’s career hinges on disproving the existence of Scotland’s Loch Ness monster. Ted Danson, Joely Richardson, Ian Holm, Kirsty Graham. (1:42) (AL, MV) EFAMLY March 4 5:54a; 30 1:04a, MPLEX March 12 8:12a, 3:16p; 16 9:45p; 17 8:15a; 21 10:04p; 22 10:02a, 5p; 27 9:59a, 7:24p Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 555 (’98, Comedy-Drama) A London cardsharp’s pals enter him in a high-stakes card game, then must pay a huge sum within a week. Jason Flemyng, Dexter Fletcher, Nick Moran, Jason Statham. (R, 1:45) (AL, AS, GV) EACTN March 4 10:11a, 11:33p; 14 8:49a

Locked In (’17, Suspense) Taylor cares for her mother and tends their farm after her father is murdered. When a stranger arrives ahead of a looming storm, Taylor must brave the storm while keeping her mother safe. Josie Davis, Kaleigh Rivera, James Fuertes, Ian Bamberg. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 12 10p; 13 2a Logan’s Run 556 (’76, Science Fiction) In a society where life ends at age 30, a law enforcement officer known as a Sandman flees with another 30-year-old when he learns his number has come up prematurely. Michael York, Jenny Agutter, Richard Jordan, Roscoe Lee Browne. (PG, 1:58) (V) SUND March 5 11:45p; 6 3:45p; 27 9:45a LONDON HAS FALLEN 55 (’16, Action) Secret Service agent Mike Banning springs into action to save captive U.S. President Benjamin Asher from the terrorists who attacked London. Gerard Butler, Aaron Eckhart, Morgan Freeman, Angela Bassett. (2:15) (AL, AS, GV) TNT March 19 6:45p; 23 8p; 24 8p; 25 8p, 10:15p

The Lone Hand 556 (’54, Western) A Pinkerton detective poses as an outlaw without telling his wife and son the truth. Joel McCrea, Barbara Hale, Alex Nicol, Charles Drake. (NR, 1:20) EWESTN March 8 9:21a; 9 5:44a; 12 7:51a The Lone Ranger 55 (’13, Western) Fate brings together Native American spirit warrior Tonto and white lawman John Reid to join forces in the never-ending battle against corruption and greed. Johnny Depp, Armie Hammer, William Fichtner, Tom Wilkinson. (3:00) (AS, V) SYFY March 22 8p; 23 2p; 28 12:30p Lone Survivor 555 (’13, War) In the mountains of Afghanistan, a squad of Taliban fighters ambushes four Navy SEALs, who are there on a mission to eliminate a high-ranking al-Qaeda operative. Mark Wahlberg, Taylor Kitsch, Eric Bana, Emile Hirsch. (R, 2:01) (AL, AS, GV) FXM March 20 5p, 7:20p Lone Wolf McQuade 55 (’83, Action) A Texas Ranger helps the FBI stop a black-marketeer who deals in Army bazookas, grenades and tanks. Chuck Norris, David Carradine, Barbara Carrera, Leon Isaac Kennedy. (1:50) (AS, N, V) HDMOV March 10 4:10p, 9:50p; 11 12p; 20 6p, 9:40p; 26 3:55a The Lonely Guy 556 (’84, Comedy) A lonely New York bachelor learns that he, his buddy and others like them are a distinct social type. Steve Martin, Charles Grodin, Judith Ivey, Steve Lawrence. (1:33) (AL, AS) RPLEX March 6 8p; 24 7:58a, 4:53p

The Lonely Man 556 (’57, Western) A gunfighter turns rancher at the mercy of a son who hates him and a gambler who wants to kill him.

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Jack Palance, Anthony Perkins, Neville Brand, Elaine Aiken. 9 (NR, 1:27) EWESTN March 11 11:50a, 11:48p; 15 12:31p; 16 1:23a; 26 7:59a, 11:25p

The Long Haul 55 (’57, Crime Drama) A GI stays in England with his wife and drives a truck for a blonde and a racketeer. Victor Mature, Diana Dors, Patrick Allen, Gene Anderson. 9 (NR, 1:28) TCM March 30 7p The Long, Long Trailer 555 (’54, Comedy) Newlyweds splurge on a trailer for their honeymoon, which includes Yosemite National Park.

Lucille Ball, Desi Arnaz, Marjorie Main, Keenan Wynn. (NR, 1:36) TCM March 18 3p

Long Lost Son (’06, Drama) Fourteen years after her son and estranged husband were presumed lost at sea, a woman believes she glimpses them in the background of a friend’s recent vacation video. Gabrielle Anwar, Craig Sheffer, Chace Crawford, Philip Granger. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 28 6a The Longest Ride 55 (’15, Drama) As conflicting paths test their bond, a couple find inspiration in the romantic tales of an elderly man whose great love for his wife stood the test of time. Scott Eastwood, Britt Robertson, Alan Alda, Jack Huston. (PG-13, 2:08) (AS, BN) FXM March 8 2p; 9 12p The Longest Yard 556 (’05, Comedy) At a Texas penitentiary, jailed NFL veterans train their fellow inmates for a football game against the guards. Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Burt Reynolds, Nelly. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) PARMT March 2 6p; 10 12:30a Look Who’s Talking 556 (’89, Comedy) An unwed accountant gives birth to Mikey, a hip baby who provides sarcastic commentary on events. John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, Olympia Dukakis, George Segal. (2:00) (AL, AS) OVATN March 8 2p; 9 11:30a; 14 12p; 22 2p Looper 555 (’12, Science Fiction) A mob hit man comes to the chilling realization that his latest assignment is his older self, sent back in time by his bosses. Bruce Willis, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Emily Blunt, Paul Dano. (2:30) (AL, AS, N, V) FX March 1 7a LORD OF WAR 556 (’05, Drama) A relentless Interpol agent tracks an arms dealer trying to stay one step ahead of his business rivals.

Nicolas Cage, Jared Leto, Bridget Moynahan, Ian Holm. (2:05) (AL, AS, GV) HDMOV March 10 6p, 11:40p; 15 6p, 10:05p; 21 7:45p, 11:35p; 22 7:45p, 11:35p; 25 1:55p, 11:55p; 30 7:55a, TELM March 3 7p; 4 3:30p

Loser 55 (’00, Romance-Comedy) A lonely college student falls for a classmate who has eyes for her much older English professor. Jason Biggs, Mena Suvari, Zak Orth, Thomas Sadoski. (1:38) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 11 8:11a Lost Boy (’15, Drama) Kidnapped at age 6, a teen must adjust to a normal life when he reunites with his mother and other family members 11 years later. Virginia Madsen, Mark Valley, Matthew Fahey, Sosie Bacon. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 21 4p LOST HORIZON 5555 (’37, Adventure) An airplane crash results in a British diplomat and other Westerners being taken to Shangri-La, the Tibetan utopia of a dying lama. Ronald Colman, Jane Wyatt, Sam Jaffe, John Howard. 9 (NR, 2:12) TCM March 2 4:45a Lost in Translation 5556 (’03, Comedy-Drama) In Tokyo to shoot a commercial, a middle-aged actor becomes attracted to a young woman whose husband is a celebrity photographer. Bill Murray, Scarlett Johansson, Giovanni Ribisi, Anna Faris. (R, 1:42) (AL, AS, N) ECLASS March 14 1:24a; 25 6:37a; 26 12:34a The Lost World: Jurassic Park 556 (’97, Adventure) Mercenaries and scientists pursue genetically engineered dinosaurs inhabiting a Costa Rican island. Jeff Goldblum, Julianne Moore, Pete Postlethwaite, Arliss Howard. (3:00) (AS, V) PARMT March 3 2p, 10p; 16 6p; 17 12a; 29 12p Love and a Bullet 55 (’02, Action) Although ordered to kill his boss’s girlfriend, a hit man

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develops feelings for her and reflects on his violent past. Treach, Kent Masters-King, Freez Luv, Walter Jones. (R, 1:25) (AL, AS, N, V) EACTN March 7 1:34a; 20 3:04a Love & Basketball 555 (’00, Romance) From childhood to early adulthood, two friends fall in love while trying to establish basketball careers. Sanaa Lathan, Omar Epps, Alfre Woodard, Dennis Haysbert. (2:30) (AL, AS) FREEFM March 8 1p Love and Death 5556 (’75, Comedy) Neurotic Boris and his distant cousin Sonja try to kill Napoleon in czarist Russia. Woody Allen, Diane Keaton, Frank Adu, Harold Gould. (1:25) (AL, AS) EPIX March 13 2:50p Love at First Bark (’17, Romance) A single woman with a new, out of control German shepherd turns to a handsome dog trainer for help. As they make progress with the dog, she realizes she may be developing feelings for the trainer. Jana Kramer, Kevin McGarry, Anna Van Hooft, Natasha Burnett. (2:00) HALL March 23 4p; 31 3p

Love at First Glance (’17, Drama) After being dumped by her fiance for not being adventurous enough, a woman sets out to prove him wrong by tracking down the handsome stranger she just met on the subway. Amy Smart, Adrian Grenier, Jonathan Bennett, Kelly Thiebaud. (2:00) HALL March 17 1p Love at the Shore (’17, Romance) A mother of two who is an author finds her summer plans disrupted by the annoyingly unconventional but undeniably attractive surfer living next door to her rental. Amanda Righetti, Peter Porte. (2:00) HALL March 18 11a; 26 4p Love Blossoms (’17, Romance) A perfume maker wants to finish a formula left behind by her late father. She gets help from an inexperienced botanist with an uncanny sense of smell. Shantel VanSanten, Victor Webster, Callum Blue, Brittany Bristow. (2:00) HALL March 18 5p

Love by Chance (’16, Romance) Claire, the owner of a new restaurant, is too busy to focus on relationships. Her mother decides to fix this by finding Claire the perfect man — without telling Claire. Ben Ayers, Beau Garrett, Brenda Strong, Garwin Sanford. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 24 5p The Love Guru 56 (’08, Comedy) An American-born swami must get a hockey player’s marriage back on track so the man can help his team win the Stanley Cup. Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Romany Malco. (1:30) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 5 11:30p; 6 8:50a, 5p Love in Paradise (’16, Comedy) When an actor who makes Westerns visits a Montana dude ranch, a woman realizes that he’s actually a city slicker who knows nothing about being a cowboy. Luke Perry, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Tom Butler, Ona Grauer. (2:00) HALL March 1 4p Love in the Afternoon 5556 (’72, Drama) A happily married Frenchman is tempted to be intimate with his kooky afternoon companion. Bernard Verley, Zouzou, Francoise Verley, Daniel Ceccaldi. (R, 1:33) (AL, AS) TCM March 11 11p

Love in the Afternoon 555 (’57, Romance-Comedy) An older American playboy loves a private eye’s young daughter in Paris. Audrey Hepburn, Gary Cooper, Maurice Chevalier, Van Doude. 9 (NR, 2:10) TCM March 13 11:30a

Love Is Better Than Ever 556 (’52, Romance-Comedy) A Broadway agent agrees to pose as the fiance of a dance teacher from Connecticut. Elizabeth Taylor, Larry Parks, Tom Tully, Josephine Hutchinson. 9 (NR, 1:21) TCM March 13 8:15p Love on a Bet 55 (’36, Comedy) A New Yorker bets he can leave in his underwear and arrive in Los Angeles with a suit, $100 and a pretty girl. Gene Raymond, Wendy Barrie, Helen Broderick, William Collier Sr. 9 (NR, 1:15) TCM March 26 11:30a

Love on a Limb (’16, Romance) Always willing to fight for a just cause, Aimie Roarke chains herself to her town’s beloved oak tree to stop the mayor from cutting it down. While attempting

MOVIES to outwait her, a handsome landscaper becomes close to her. Ashley Williams, Trevor Donovan, Marilu Henner, Jefferson Brown. (2:00) HALL March 4 1p LOVE, ONCE AND ALWAYS (’18, Drama) When Lucy’s childhood sweetheart plans to tear down the Gilded Age estate and replace it with a golf course, Lucy fights to preserve it. As they set out to find a compromise, they learn that embracing the past may be the key to protecting the future. Amanda Schull, Peter Porte, Anna Van Hooft, Brittney Wilson. (2:00) HALL March 10 9p; 11 7p; 17 5p; 18 1p; 21 4p Love Struck Café (’17, Romance-Comedy) An aspiring architect gets the opportunity of a lifetime when she’s chosen to develop her home town’s lake into an entertainment complex. Unfortunately, to complete the project, she must convince a lifelong friend to leave her family’s home. Sarah Jane Morris, Andrew Walker, Garry Chalk, Cassidy Nugent. (2:00) HALL March 10 1p Love Thy Neighbor (’05, Suspense) A family moves into a seemingly idyllic community but starts to receive threats from an unknown source. Alexandra Paul, Shannon Lawson, Gary Hudson, Ksenia Solo. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 6 8a

Love Wrecked (’06, Romance-Comedy) After saving the life of her favorite rock star, a teenager takes him to a nearby island and tells him that they are castaways. Amanda Bynes, Chris Carmack, Jonathan Bennett, Jamie-Lynn DiScala. (1:29) (AL, AS) MPLEX March 2 4:08a, 6:50p; 28 3:30p, 11:17p; 29 12:05p

Love You to Death (’12, Suspense) A teen begins a romance with a new student who becomes a suspect in the disappearance of a girl. Lindsey Shaw, Jamie Johnston, Jean-Luc Bilodeau, Kaitlyn Leeb. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) LIFEMOV March 20 4p Lovely & Amazing 556 (’01, Comedy-Drama) A woman and her two daughters deal with insecurities about their appearance, weight and careers. Catherine Keener, Brenda Blethyn, Emily Mortimer, Raven Goodwin. (1:34) (AL, N) IPLEX March 5 2:07p, 9p A Lover Betrayed (’17, Suspense) A onenight romance with a handsome soldier turns Tess Ford’s life upside down as his attraction to her turns becomes a frightening obsession. Jamie Luner, Jason Brooks, Brent Antonello, Maurice Benard. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 31 6p

Lover Come Back 555 (’61, Romance-Comedy) An adman and an adwoman fight over a dummy account and wind up in bed together. Rock Hudson, Doris Day, Tony Randall, Edie Adams. (NR, 1:47) TCM March 11 7p

The Loves of Edgar Allan Poe 55 (’42, Biography) Two women inspire the 19th-century writer prone to gambling and drinking. John Shepperd, Linda Darnell, Virginia Gilmore, Jane Darwell. 9 (NR, 1:07) FXM March 1 4:25a; 6 1:50a

Loving Jezebel 55 (’99, Romance-Comedy) Theodorus Melville, who’s spent his whole life with other men’s women, now finds one of those men wants to kill him. Hill Harper, Nicole Ari Parker, Laurel Holloman, Sandrine Holt. (R, 1:26) (AL, AS) EBLACK March 9 6:04a; 15 5:22a; 25 6:03a The Luck of the Irish (’01, Fantasy) A teenager must battle for a gold charm to keep his family from being controlled by an evil leprechaun. Ryan Merriman, Alexis Lopez, Glenndon Chatman, Marita Geraghty. (NR, 1:30) DISN March 17 8p

Lucky in Love (’14, Romance-Comedy) A woman must adjust to her new, seemingly perfect life when her pranks on April Fools’ Day come true. Jessica Szohr, Benjamin Hollingsworth, Deidre Hall, Ryan Kennedy. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 3 9a; 5 2p

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Cable M LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN 556 (’06, Crime Drama) A conflict between black and Jewish gangsters in New York City and a case of mistaken identity land a man in the middle of a revenge plot of a crime boss. Josh Hartnett, Morgan Freeman, Ben Kingsley, Lucy Liu. (R, 1:50) (AL, AS, GV) EACTN March 6 8:38a Lucy 555 (’14, Action) An unwilling drug mule develops superhuman abilities after the synthetic substance leaks into her system. Scarlett Johansson, Morgan Freeman, Choi Min-sik, Amr Waked. (2:00) (AS, GV) FXX March 7 9p; 8 3p

Lying to Be Perfect 555 (’10, Drama) An overweight magazine editor leads a double life as a sassy advice columnist at night. To keep her alter ego a secret, she agrees to lose weight with two of her friends and embarks on a life-changing journey. Poppy Montgomery, Adam Kaufman, Chelah Horsdal, Audrey Wasilewski. (TVPG, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 2 6a; 30 6a Lymelife 555 (’08, Drama) An 1970s New Jersey a teen longs to date a pretty friend while the marriage of his dysfunctional parents crumbles and his brother prepares to go to war. Alec

Baldwin, Rory Culkin, Emma Roberts, Jill Hennessy. (1:37) (AL, AS, V) IPLEX March 16 5:24a; 28 11:36a; 29 4:38a

M MacArthur 5556 (’77, Biography) Gen. Douglas MacArthur returns to the Philippines, manages postwar Japan and defies President Truman. Gregory Peck, Ed Flanders, Dan O’Herlihy, Sandy Kenyon. (PG, 2:08) (V) ECLASS March 27 11:52p MacGruber 556 (’10, Comedy) After his sworn enemy steals a nuclear warhead, a clueless soldier-of-fortune leads a skilled team on a mission to retrieve the device and bring the thief to justice. Will Forte, Kristen Wiig, Ryan Phillippe, Val Kilmer. (R, 1:30) (AL, AS, N, SSC, V) IFC-E March 5 9a; 6 12a; 22 6:15a, 12:30p; 31 4a, 10a Macon County Line 55 (’74, Crime Drama) A 1950s Georgia sheriff blames two guys and an innocent girl for his wife’s murder. Alan Vint, Cheryl Waters, Max Baer, Geoffrey Lewis. (R, 1:27) (AL, AS, V) TCM March 9 11p The Mad Genius 556 (’31, Drama) A crippled Russian ballet master tries to keep his pupil away from a girl. John Barrymore, Marian Marsh, Donald Cook, Charles Butterworth. 9 (NR, 1:21) TCM March 22 7a Mad Love 555 (’35, Science Fiction) A bald surgeon grafts a killer’s hands on to the pianist husband of an actress he loves. Peter Lorre, Frances Drake, Colin Clive, Ted Healy. 9 (NR, 1:10) TCM March 12 11:45a Mad Max 5556 (’79, Action) In an Australia of the not-too-distant future, a police officer strikes back against motorized menaces to what is left of society after a nuclear holocaust. Mel Gibson, Joanne Samuel, Hugh Keays-Byrne, Steve Bisley. (R, 1:33) (AS, BN, V) SUND March 20 1:15a, 12:45p; 25 10:45a

Mad Max: Fury Road 5556 (’15, Action) Fortified in a massive, armored truck, loner Mad Max joins Imperator Furiosa and her band of rebels as they try to outrun a warlord and his henchmen in a deadly high-speed chase through the Wasteland. Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron, Nicholas Hoult, Hugh Keays-Byrne. (2:30) (AS, V) SYFY March 11 6:30p Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted 556 (’12, Children’s) Animated. On the run from a French animal-control officer, Alex and friends hide out in a traveling circus, where they perform death-defying tricks and make some new friends. Voices of Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, David

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Cable M Schwimmer, Jada Pinkett Smith. (2:00) (AS) FXX March 16 1p; 17 7a

Michael Ironside. (1:40) (AL, AS, MV) HDMOV March 11 6p; 15 12:20p; 23 7:35p, 10:50p; 27 7:55a

Made of Honor 55 (’08, Romance-Comedy) A commitment-shy guy realizes he is in love with his best friend and accepts a spot in her bridal party in the hope of stopping her wedding. Pat-

Maleficent 556 (’14, Fantasy) Maleficent rises to protect her peaceful forest kingdom from invaders, but a terrible betrayal turns her pure heart to stone and twists her into a creature bent on revenge. Angelina Jolie, Elle Fanning, Sharlto Copley, Lesley Manville. (2:00) (AS, V) TNT March 3 8p Malone 55 (’87, Action) An ex-CIA hit man stops in an Oregon town and stays to fight the sheriff and a land-grabber. Burt Reynolds,

rick Dempsey, Michelle Monaghan, Kevin McKidd, Kathleen Quinlan. (2:30) (AL, AS) CMT March 5 9p, 11:30p; 13 8p, 10:30p; 16 10:30p

A Madea Christmas 56 (’13, Comedy) Madea accompanies her niece to the country for a surprise holiday visit with the niece’s daughter, but what they find when they arrive prompts Madea to dish out her own brand of Christmas spirit. Tyler Perry, Kathy Najimy, Chad Michael Murray, Anna Maria Horsford. (3:00) (AL, AS) BET March 7 7p; 8 4p; 17 5p; 18 2p Madigan 555 (’68, Crime Drama) The police commissioner gives two Brooklyn detectives 72 hours to find a killer. Richard Widmark, Henry Fonda, Harry Guardino, Inger Stevens. (NR, 1:41) TCM March 18 5p Maggie 556 (’15, Horror) After his daughter is infected with a virus that transforms her into a zombie, a small-town farmer will stop at nothing to save her. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Abigail Breslin, Joely Richardson, Douglas M. Griffin. (2:03) (AL, AS) SYFY March 1 12p; 2 1:31a; 12 8:30a; 13 1:30a Maggie’s Plan 555 (’15, Romance-Comedy) A woman falls in love with a married man, then devises a strategy to reunite him with his former wife three years later. Greta Gerwig, Ethan Hawke, Julianne Moore, Bill Hader. (R, 1:38) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 7 8:06a; 15 4:08a; 21 3:37a Magic Mike XXL 556 (’15, Comedy-Drama) Three years after retiring from stripping, Mike Lane reunites with the rest of the Kings of Tampa for one final, outrageous performance in Myrtle Beach, S.C. Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer, Joe Manganiello, Kevin Nash. (2:30) (AL, AS, N, SSC) TNT March 14 12:30a The Magnetic Monster 556 (’53, Science Fiction) A scientist and his assistant give an energy-eating isotope a taste of 900,000,000 volts. Richard Carlson, King Donovan, Jean Byron, Harry Ellerbe. 9 (NR, 1:16) TCM March 26 8:15p The Magnificent Seven 556 (’16, Western) Desperate townspeople hire seven mercenaries to battle a greedy industrialist and his ruthless henchmen in the Old West. Denzel Washington, Chris Pratt, Ethan Hawke, Vincent D’Onofrio. (2:15) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 10 8p; 11 7:40a, 1:40p

The Magnificent Seven 5556 (’60, Western) A man in black recruits six hired guns to lead Mexican villagers against the gang of an outlaw. Yul Brynner, Eli Wallach, Steve McQueen, Horst Buchholz. (2:10) (AL, AS, V) HDMOV March 8 3a; 18 4:40a; 24 8:35p; 25 2:30a, 3a, OUTD March 23 5p, 7:30p The Maid (’16, Drama) When Laura receives disturbing messages, she thinks her ex-boyfriend is stalking her. When the pranks follow her home from school, she realizes she doesn’t know the person who wants her dead. Kathryn Newton, Fay Masterson, Kenton Duty, Tom Maden. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 4 8a MAID IN MANHATTAN 55 (’02, Romance-Comedy) A senatorial candidate falls for a chambermaid after he mistakes her for a guest at the hotel. Jennifer Lopez, Ralph Fiennes, Natasha Richardson, Stanley Tucci. (PG-13, 1:45) (AL, AS) SUND March 4 4p; 5 2a Major Payne 55 (’95, Comedy) A Marine with little understanding of civilians commands a group of young ROTC cadets and falls for a school doctor. Damon Wayans, Karyn Parsons, Bill Hickey,

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Malta Story 555 (’54, War) Peter, a British photo-reconnaissance pilot, discovers the Italians are planning a secret invasion of Malta. Though they have few resources left, Peter and his commanding officer, Frank, resolve to fight off the enemy and save the island. Alec Guinness, Jack Hawkins, Anthony Steele, Muriel Pavlow. 9 (NR, 1:43) TCM March 28 12:45p A Man Called Sledge 556 (’71, Western) Two outlaws stage a prison break to steal a fortune in gold dust guarded by the Army. James Garner, Dennis Weaver, Claude Akins, John Marley. (1:35) (AL, AS, V) RPLEX March 14 6:41a, 8p; 24 6:26p

Man Down 56 (’15, Suspense) With help from his best friend, a Marine embarks on a desperate search to find his wife and son in post-apocalyptic America. Shia LaBeouf, Jai Courtney, Gary Oldman, Kate Mara. (1:30) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 6 10:20a; 23 1:20p A Man Escaped 5556 (’56, Action) A Resistance fighter and his cellmate flee their Nazi captors. François Leterrier, Charles Le Clainche, Maurice Beerblock, Roland Monod. 9 (NR, 1:42) TCM March 19 6a A MAN FOR ALL SEASONS 5555 (’66, Historical Drama) Sir Thomas More opposes Henry VIII’s appointing himself head of the Church of England. Paul Scofield, Robert Shaw, Orson Welles, Wendy Hiller. (G, 2:00) TCM March 2 9p The Man From Laramie 5556 (’55, Western) A man sets out to avenge his brother’s death and runs up against a gang selling weapons to Apache Indians. James Stewart, Arthur Kennedy, Donald Crisp, Cathy O’Donnell. (NR, 1:44) EWESTN March 23 12:16p; 24 4:25a; 31 12:54p, 8p The Man From Snowy River 555 (’82, Western) An Australian cowboy works for one of two feuding brothers and falls for the boss’s daughter. Kirk Douglas, Tom Burlinson, Sigrid Thornton, Jack Thompson. (2:30) (AL, MV) OUTD March 9 5p, 7:30p THE MAN IN THE MOON 556 (’91, Drama) A couple’s two daughters catch the eye of their new teenage neighbor in 1957 Louisiana.

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Man of the House 55 (’05, Comedy) A taciturn Texas Ranger goes under cover as a coach to protect a group of college cheerleaders who witnessed a murder. Tommy Lee Jones, Cedric the Entertainer, Christina Milian, Paula Garcés. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) FX March 10 3a, 11a THE MAN WHO KNEW TOO MUCH 5555 (’56, Suspense) Plotters kidnap a U.S. couple’s son to hide an assassination at Royal Albert Hall. James Stewart, Doris Day, Brenda De Banzie, Bernard Miles. (PG, 2:00) (AS, MV) ECLASS March 24 11:33a, ESUSP March 13 8:35a; 18 9:36a, 6:58p; 21 6:58a THE MAN WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALANCE 5555 (’62, Western) Flashbacks tell the story of a tenderfoot who rose to glory by gunning down the outlaw terrorizing his small town. James Stewart, John Wayne, Vera Miles, Lee Marvin. 9 (NR, 2:02) ENCR-W March 27 4:08a, EWESTN March 3 1:57p, 9:46p; 9 8:12p; 10 3:47a; 25 11a; 26 12a The Manchurian Candidate 5556 (’62, Suspense) A Korean War hero’s commanding officer discovers he and his platoon were brainwashed. Frank Sinatra, Laurence Harvey, Janet Leigh, Angela Lansbury. 9 (2:09) (AS, V) RPLEX March 9 3a, 8p; 15 1:15p, 11:12p; 25 9:10a, 8p; 31 6:45a, 4:14p Manny Dearest (’16, Suspense) A single mother hires a male nanny to help with her two children, never suspecting that he wants her family all to himself. Ashley Scott, Mitch Ryan, Woody Jeffreys, Dylan Kingwell. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 27 8p; 28 12a The Marine 56 (’06, Action) A discharged soldier returns home from Iraq and finds that his wife has been kidnapped by the gang of a murderous thug. John Cena, Robert Patrick, Kelly Carlson, Anthony Ray Parker. (PG-13, 1:31) (AL, AS, V) ESUSP March 5 8:14a Mark of the Vampire 555 (’35, Horror) An elderly criminologist devises a unique scheme to unmask the killer behind a series of gruesome murders. Lionel Barrymore, Bela Lugosi, Elizabeth Allan, Lionel Atwill. 9 (G, 1:01) TCM March 12 9a Marley 555 (’12, Documentary) The life story of musician, revolutionary and legend Bob Marley, from the early days to international superstardom. Features rare footage, performances and interviews. Bob Marley. (PG-13, 2:24) (AS) EBLACK March 13 5:33p; 14 6:26a; 22 8:23a; 26 10:32a MARNIE 555 (’64, Suspense) A man struggles to break the thieving habits of his kleptomaniac wife and restore harmony to their marriage. Tippi Hedren, Sean Connery, Diane Baker, Martin Gabel. (PG, 2:09) ECLASS March 1 7:20a; 2 3:13a; 31 6:45p, ESUSP March 5 4:56p; 6 5:31a

The Marriage-Go-Round 556 (’60, Comedy) A married professor of cultural anthropology is stalked by a Swedish amazon who wants to have his baby. James Mason, Julie Newmar, Susan Hayward, Robert Paige. (NR, 1:38) FXM March 25 5:35a Marriage of Lies (’16, Suspense) When a man vanishes without a trace, his wife becomes the number one suspect. Trying to prove her innocence, she digs for the truth and unearths dark secrets about the man she thought she knew. April Bowlby, Corin Nemec, Brody Hutzler, Madison

Iseman. (2:02) (AS) LIFE March 24 8p; 25 12a Man of Steel 556 (’13, Action) Though struggling with the ramifications of his extraorThe Martian 5556 (’15, Science Fiction) Left dinary origin and abilities, young Clark Kent must behind by his crew, a stranded astronaut must become a hero and save those he loves from find a way to survive on Mars, while NASA and a dire threat. Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Michael a team of international scientists work tirelessly Shannon, Diane Lane. (PG-13, 2:23) (AL, AS, V) to bring him home. Matt Damon, Jessica Chastain, FXM March 16 4:30p, 7:20p Kristen Wiig, Jeff Daniels. (3:00) (AL, AS, BN) FX March 11 8p, 11p; 21 7p; 22 3:30p Man of Tai Chi (’13, Martial) A young martial artist’s amazing skills in tai chi grant him Mary of Scotland 555 (’36, Historical entry into an underworld fight club. Tiger Chen, Drama) Queen Elizabeth jails Queen Mary for 18 Keanu Reeves, Karen Mok, Simon Yam. (R, 1:45) years, then puts her to death. Katharine Hepburn, (V) EACTN March 12 5:17p; 13 5:35a, 12:15p; 30 Fredric March, Florence Eldridge, Douglas Walton. 2:18p, 9:12p; 31 7:36a 9 (NR, 2:03) TCM March 27 9:30a All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.

The Mask of Fu Manchu 555 (’32, Horror) Fiendish Fu races archaeologists and a Scotland Yard inspector to the relics of Genghis Khan. Boris Karloff, Lewis Stone, Karen Morley, Myrna Loy. 9 (NR, 1:12) TCM March 12 4:15a MASQUERADE 556 (’88, Crime Drama) An ambitious sailor tries to charm his way into the heart and bank account of a naive young heiress. Rob Lowe, Meg Tilly, Doug Savant, Kim Cattrall. (1:35) (AL, AS, N, V) HDMOV March 5 12:35p; 6 1:25a; 17 8:10p, 11:55p; 21 8:50a; 22 6:30a, 8:50a MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE 55 (’87, Fantasy) Warrior He-Man and his sidekicks seek a cosmic key to free a sorceress from Skeletor. Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella, Meg Foster, Courteney Cox.

(1:50) (AL, AS, V) HDMOV March 5 4:10p, 11:35p; 11 1p; 20 7:50p, 11:30p; 28 5:05a Matilda 555 (’96, Children’s) A little girl develops extraordinary mental abilities, despite neglectful parents and a brutal headmistress. Mara Wilson, Danny DeVito, Rhea Perlman, Embeth Davidtz. (1:59) (AL, AS) FREEFM March 1 9p; 2 3:05p; 6 9p; 7 6p; 25 11:55p; 26 4:30p

The Mating Game 556 (’59, Romance-Comedy) An Internal Revenue Service agent audits an evasive farmer and woos his elusive daughter. Debbie Reynolds, Tony Randall, Paul Douglas, Fred Clark. (NR, 1:36) (AS) TCM March 25 1p

MAX 2: WHITE HOUSE HERO (’17, Children’s) Max, a military service dog, is assigned to serve on the U.S. president’s Secret Service detail. Zane Austin, Carrie Genzel, Lochlyn Munro, Francesca Capaldi. (1:30) EPIX March 5 10p; 6 6:30p; 14 3:05p; 15 3:30a; 22 12:35p; 27 7:20a Maytime 555 (’37, Musical) An operatic soprano recalls how she married her teacher and tragically lost the baritone she loved. Jeanette MacDonald, Nelson Eddy, John Barrymore, Herman Bing. 9 (NR, 2:12) TCM March 30 2:45p

The Maze Runner 556 (’14, Science Fiction) A teen awakes within a massive maze with other teens, with no memory of his past other than dreams about an organization known as WCKD. He hopes to escape by piecing together fragments of his past and clues he discovers in the labyrinth. Dylan O’Brien, Kaya Scodelario, Aml Ameen, Thomas Brodie-Sangster. (PG-13, 1:53) (AS, V) FXM March 25 2:30p, 10:20p Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials 55 (’15, Science Fiction) Thomas and his fellow teenage Gladers battle the powerful organization WCKD while facing the perils of the Scorch, a desolate landscape filled with dangerous obstacles and crawling with the virus-infected Cranks. Dylan O’Brien, Kaya Scodelario, Giancarlo Esposito, Aidan Gillen. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) FXX March 7 2p; 8 10a; 28 2p; 29 11:30a, FXM March 25 4:50p, 7:35p

McLintock! 555 (’63, Western) A cattle baron tries to tame his wife amid a feud with settlers and trouble with Indians. John Wayne, Maureen O’Hara, Yvonne De Carlo, Patrick Wayne. (NR, 2:07) EWESTN March 3 4:47a, 5:51p; 16 7:49a; 17 12a; 25 8p; 26 3:44a Me and Earl and the Dying Girl 555 (’15, Comedy-Drama) An awkward high-school senior and a gravely ill classmate surprise themselves by becoming inseparable friends. Thomas Mann, Olivia Cooke, Ronald Cyler II, Nick Offerman. (PG-13, 1:45) (AL, AS) FXM March 14 10:30p; 15 12p

Me and My Gal 55 (’32, Comedy) A New York policeman saves his waitress girlfriend’s sister from a gangster. Spencer Tracy, Joan Bennett, Marion Burns, George Walsh. 9 (NR, 1:18) FXM March 8 4:45a; 18 3a; 24 3a Me Before You 556 (’16, Romance) A paralyzed man gets a new lease on life when a cheerful young woman becomes his caregiver. Emilia Clarke, Sam Claflin, Janet McTeer, Charles Dance. (2:00) (AS) EPIX March 7 8p; 8 1:30p

Mean Dreams (’16, Suspense) A 15-year-old boy steals a bag of drug money and runs away with the girl he loves. While her violent and corrupt cop father hunts them down, they embark on

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Men at Work 55 (’90, Comedy) Two goofy garbagemen find a politician’s corpse in a can, and a toxic-waste scheme behind it. Charlie Sheen, Emilio Estevez, Leslie Hope, Keith David. (PG-13, 1:38) (AL, MV) EACTN March 6 12:15p; 10 3:44a Men in Black 3 556 (’12, Action) Agent J goes back in time and joins forces with Agent K’s younger self to save his partner, the agency and mankind’s future. Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Josh Brolin, Jemaine Clement. (2:30) (AS, V) FX March 12 5:30p, 11p Men in Black II 55 (’02, Action) Two interstellar agents try to stop an alien disguised as a lingerie model from destroying the world. Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith, Rip Torn, Lara Flynn Boyle. (PG-13, 1:28) (AS, V) ECLASS March 4 11:41a, 9p; 12 3:06p, 10:12p; 16 12:44p, 7:50p

The Men Who Built America: Frontiersmen Daniel Boone’s struggle for the future of his settlement becomes a fight for the future of America. (2:03) (Part 1 of 4) HIST March 7 9p The Men Who Built America: Frontiersmen Shawnee warrior Tecumseh unites the Native American tribes to resist expansion. (2:03) HIST March 14 9p The Men Who Built America: Frontiersmen America turns to General Andrew Jackson to defend the frontier; frontier icon Davy Crockett. (1:03) HIST March 21 9p

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The Men Who Built America: Frontiersmen Davy Crockett’s stand at The Alamo; John Frémont and Kit Carson set out on a secret mission. (2:03) HIST March 28 9p Menace II Society 555 (’93, Drama) Crime, street sense and the status quo roil the mind of a teenager in the Watts section of Los Angeles. Tyrin Turner, Jada Pinkett, Vonte Sweet, Larenz Tate. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV) VH1 March 9 8p; 10 12:30a

MOVIES that Jina may have ulterior motives. Katie Savoy, Penelope Mitchell, Billy Armstrong, Katie McClellan. (2:02) (AS) LIFE March 18 8p; 19 12:02a

Menendez: Blood Brothers (’17, Biography) The inner lives and motivations behind Lyle and Eric Menendez’s murder of their father and mother. Courtney Love, Nico Tortorella, Myko Olivier, Benito Martinez. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 1 2a MENTAL 55 (’12, Comedy-Drama) After his wife is committed to a psychiatric facility, a distracted politician hires a crazy hitchhiker to take care of his five dysfunctional daughters.

The Mighty McGurk 555 (’47, Comedy-Drama) A saloon brawler befriends a British boy in the 1890s Bowery. Wallace Beery, Dean Stockwell, Edward Arnold, Aline MacMahon. 9 (NR, 1:25) TCM March 5 11:15a The Mighty Quinn 55 (’89, Mystery) Power figures want a Caribbean police chief to find his friend Maubee, their scapegoat for a murder.

The Mentor (’14, Suspense) A man with a dark past obsesses over a married teacher who lost her young daughter. Jes Macallan, Aaron Douglas, Nic Bishop, K. Danor Gerald. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 26 8a The Messengers 56 (’07, Horror) A teen and her younger brother desperately try to warn their disbelieving family about ominous apparitions that only the children see. Kristen Stewart,

Mile... Mile and a Half (’13, Documentary) Five friends set out to hike California’s 211-mile John Muir Trail in 25 days. Inspired by the group’s bond and dedication, others join them along the way. (1:31) IPLEX March 1 4:16a; 5 12:37p; 25 9:22a, MPLEX March 28 12:41a Miles Ahead 556 (’15, Biography) In the 1970s, down-and-out jazz trumpeter Miles Davis tries to recover his new session tape from music producers. Don Cheadle, Ewan McGregor, Emayatzy Corinealdi, Lakeith Lee Stanfield. (R, 1:40) (AL, AS, N, V) ENCR-W March 1 2:07p; 2 8a; 20 4:17a; 22 9:18a; 28 4:28a, 11:45a A Million Ways to Die in the West 55 (’14, Comedy) A pistol-packing woman helps a cowardly farmer find his inner courage, but when her outlaw husband rides into town seeking revenge, the farmer must put his newfound bravery to the test. Seth MacFarlane, Charlize Theron, Amanda Seyfried, Liam Neeson. (2:30) (AL, AS, SSC, V) FX March 20 3:30p; 21 7a, FXX March 13 12:30p; 14 10:30a Mimic 556 (’97, Horror) Married scientists battle killer cockroaches that develop the ability to assume human form. Mira Sorvino, Jeremy Northam, Josh Brolin, Giancarlo Giannini. (R, 1:45) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 13 7:20a, ESUSP March 19 1:49a; 28 9p; 29 8:20a, EACTN March 1 12:28p, 7:21p; 16 2:45p, 11:50p; 24 10:59a, 9:50p; 25 5:18a Mimic 2 56 (’01, Horror) Investigating three faceless corpses, a detective considers a teacher at an inner-city high school the prime suspect.

Toni Collette, Liev Schreiber, Anthony LaPaglia, Rebecca Gibney. (1:58) IPLEX March 9 1:53p, 9p; 23 12:48a; 31 1:47p

Dylan McDermott, Penelope Ann Miller, John Corbett. (1:33) (AS, V) IPLEX March 15 7:27p; 16 2:12a, MPLEX March 9 2:26a, 6:38p; 19 4:16a, 11:51a, 6:45p; 24 9:55p; 27 11:08p

The Mexican 556 (’01, Comedy-Drama) A bungling gangster must reform to please his girlfriend but still has one last job to fulfill. Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, James Gandolfini, Bob Balaban.

(R, 2:03) (AL, V) ENCR-W March 1 6:37a; 19 1:16p, ECLASS March 5 11:25p; 22 12:16a, 10:18a, EACTN March 11 1:11a, 3:54p; 16 12:39p, 8:54p; 28 6:25a, 8:54p MI-5 556 (’15, Suspense) A former MI5 agent investigates the disappearance of Harry Pearce when the operative is blamed for the escape of a ruthless terrorist. Kit Harington, Peter Firth, Jennifer Ehle, Tim McInnerny. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) SYFY March 9 11a; 10 2a Miami Vice 556 (’06, Crime Drama) A case involving drug lords and murder in South Florida turns personal for detectives Sonny Crockett and Ricardo Tubbs. Colin Farrell, Jamie Foxx, Gong Li, Naomie Harris. (R, 2:15) (AL, AS, GV) ENCR-W March 15 1:53a, 3:20p; 25 10:52p; 26 10:46a, EBLACK March 4 1:25a, 10:34a, 7:45p; 28 12:45a, 10:25a, 5:45p; 31 8:23a, 3:42p, 11:51p, ECLASS March 9 12:37p, 9:39p; 20 12:45p, 9:41p Michael Jackson’s This Is It 555 (’09, Documentary) Behind-the-scenes footage captures pop superstar Michael Jackson as he creates and rehearses for a series of sold-out shows that were scheduled to begin during the summer of 2009. Michael Jackson, Orianthi, Darryl Phinnessee, Timor Steffens. (1:53) (AS) EFAMLY March 12 9:39p; 13 6:03a Mickey’s Great Clubhouse Hunt (’07, Children’s) Animated. Mickey Mouse must save his friends after his clubhouse mysteriously disappears. Voices of Wayne Allwine, Tony Anselmo, Corey Burton, Jim Cummings. (NR, :48) DISN March 9 9a Midnight Lace 555 (’60, Mystery) Scotland Yard suspects a woman’s problem is not a crank caller but rather a busy husband. Doris Day, Rex Harrison, John Gavin, Myrna Loy. (NR, 1:48) TCM March 24 1p A Midsummer Night’s Sex Comedy 555 (’82, Comedy) An inventor, his wife and two other couples spend an enchanted circa-1900 country weekend. Woody Allen, Mary Steenburgen, Mia Farrow, Jose Ferrer. (1:35) (AS) EPIX March 13 7:35a THE MIDWIFE’S DECEPTION (’18, Suspense) Jina, a midwife, is a dream come true for 7-month pregnant Sara. Sara eventually suspects

Denzel Washington, Robert Townsend, James Fox, Mimi Rogers. (R, 1:38) (AL, AS, BN, V) ENCR-W March 17 8:29a, EACTN March 29 12:51p, 11:50p; 30 7:29a

Alix Koromzay, Bruno Campos, Will Estes, Joseph Hodge. (R, 1:22) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 28 10:48p; 31 6:23a

Mimic 3: Sentinel 556 (’03, Horror) While taking photographs through his window, an invalid witnesses an attack by a giant, carnivorous cockroach. Karl Geary, Alexis Dziena, Keith Robinson, Rebecca Mader. (R, 1:17) (AL, AS, V) ESUSP March 4 3:40a; 24 5:19a; 29 12:15a Mindhunters 55 (’04, Suspense) A serial killer targets a group of FBI trainees and a Philadelphia policeman on a deserted island. LL Cool J, Jonny Lee Miller, Kathryn Morris, Patricia Velasquez. (R, 1:46) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 11 2:50p; 20 7:11p; 30 8:24a, 5:20p MINE 55 (’16, Suspense) Trapped in the desert after standing on a land mine, a Marine sniper must single-handedly fight off the enemy while waiting more than two days for a convoy to rescue him. Armie Hammer, Tom Cullen, Annabelle Wallis, Clint Dyer. (NR, 1:47) (AS, V) ESUSP March 24 3:30a, EACTN March 4 3:03p, 9:44p; 22 5:30a, 12:28p, 7:39p Minions 556 (’15, Children’s) Animated. On a mission to find a new master to serve, three Minions meet Scarlet Overkill the world’s first female supervillain. Voices of Sandra Bullock, Jon Hamm, Michael Keaton, Allison Janney. (2:00) (AS) FXX March 4 5p, 7p; 14 5p, 7p, FXM March 21 5p, 6:50p

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Cable M Minority Report 5556 (’02, Science Fiction) A policeman tries to establish his innocence in a future where law enforcement can arrest killers before their crimes. Tom Cruise, Colin Farrell, Samantha Morton, Max von Sydow. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) TNT March 28 11p The Minus Man 555 (’99, Drama) An unhappily wed couple unwittingly take in a man who may be a serial killer, a drifter with a winning smile. Owen Wilson, Brian Cox, Mercedes Ruehl, Janeane Garofalo. (R, 1:55) (AL, AS) EBLACK March 1 4:05a, 4:09p; 16 4:30p; 21 6:10a, 3:45p; 27 4:26a, 12:42p, IPLEX March 6 10:37a Miracles From Heaven 55 (’16, Drama) Young Anna Beam shows signs of recovering from a fatal digestive disorder after telling an amazing story about visiting heaven. Jennifer

Garner, Kylie Rogers, Martin Henderson, Brighton Sharbino. (1:51) (AS) EFAMLY March 8 1:26a, 9:11a, 6:09p; 16 2:52a, 8:36a, 8p; 31 12:45a, 8:23a, 5:09p, ENCR-W March 27 11:50a

Mirror Mirror 556 (’12, Children’s) Saved from death by a band of diminutive highway robbers, an exiled princess vows to win back her kingdom from an evil queen. Julia Roberts, Lily Collins, Armie Hammer, Nathan Lane. (2:00) (AS) FREEFM March 15 12a, 9p Miss Congeniality 55 (’00, Comedy) An image consultant transforms a tomboyish FBI agent into a beauty queen so she can work under cover. Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine, Benjamin Bratt, William Shatner. (2:00) (AS, V) FREEFM March 8 3:30p, 9p; 9 5:40p; 14 12a, 5:30p; 30 12a Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous 55 (’05, Comedy) FBI agent Gracie Hart clashes with her superiors when she jumps in to save two kidnapped friends in Las Vegas.

Sandra Bullock, Regina King, Enrique Murciano, William Shatner. (2:30) (AS) FREEFM March 8 5:30p; 9 8:20p; 16 3p

Ms. Matched (’16, Romance-Comedy) Despite differing viewpoints, a wedding planner and a financial adviser find out that they have more in common than they thought. Alexa PenaVega, Shawn Roberts, Leah Gibson, Elise Gatien. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 12 4p Miss You Already 556 (’15, Comedy-Drama) A woman undergoes treatment to battle breast cancer while her best friend tries to get pregnant. Toni Collette, Drew Barrymore, Paddy Considine, Dominic Cooper. (1:55) (AL, AS) EPIX March 7 2:15p Missing 5556 (’82, Drama) An American businessman joins his daughter-in-law in South America to search for his son, a left-wing journalist who disappeared during a military coup. Jack

Lemmon, Sissy Spacek, John Shea, Melanie Mayron. (2:05) (AL, AS, BN, V) IPLEX March 11 9:49a; 12 4:43a; 22 5:25a, MPLEX March 4 11:29p; 5 2:55p; 12 11:15p; 13 9:25a, 7:06p; 17 8:29p; 18 9:28a

Missing at 17 (’13, Suspense) A woman tries to save her adopted daughter from a criminal, with help from the girl’s biological mother. Tricia O’Kelley, Ayla Kell, Marin Hinkle, Micah Alberti. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 7 4p Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation 555 (’15, Action) Ethan Hunt and his team take on their most impossible mission yet to eradicate the Syndicate — a highly skilled, international organization dedicated to creating a new world order via a series of terrorist attacks. Tom Cruise, Jeremy Renner, Simon Pegg, Rebecca Ferguson. (3:00) (AS, BN, V) FX March 12 8p; 13 4p; 18 8p, 11p

Mississippi Burning 5556 (’88, Crime Drama) Two FBI agents face racism while investigating the disappearance of three civil rights activists in 1964 Mississippi. Gene Hackman,

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Mr. Baseball 55 (’92, Comedy) An aging New York Yankee gets traded to a team in Japan and lets them all know how he feels about it. Tom Sel-

leck, Ken Takakura, Aka Takanashi, Dennis Haysbert. (1:51) (AL, AS) MPLEX March 3 6:41a, 5p; 14 5:03a, 3:09p; 25 5:44a, 6:24p; 29 8:20p; 30 4:55a, 1:38p

Mr. Billion 55 (’77, Comedy) Schemers waylay an Italian mechanic who has 20 days to claim an inheritance in San Francisco. Terence Hill, Valerie Perrine, Jackie Gleason (PG, 1:31) (AL, AS) FXM March 23 10:25a; 24 7:15a Mr. Popper’s Penguins 556 (’11, Children’s) A stern businessman’s chilly relationship with his ex-wife and children warms up after he inherits six mischievous penguins. Jim Carrey,

Carla Gugino, Angela Lansbury, Ophelia Lovibond. (PG, 1:34) (AL, AS) DISN March 4 5:40p, 9:05p, FREEFM March 21 9:02p; 22 6p

MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON 5555 (’39, Comedy-Drama) A country bumpkin faces ridicule and corruption when he takes his idealistic views to the nation’s capital. James Stewart, Jean Arthur, Claude Rains, Edward Arnold. 9 (NR, 2:05) TCM March 11 10:45a

Mr. Woodcock 55 (’07, Comedy) A young author learns that his mother is marrying his former gym teacher, a man who made his life hell during high school. Billy Bob Thornton, Seann William Scott, Susan Sarandon, Amy Poehler. (PG13, 1:27) (AL, AS) IFC-E March 2 3p; 23 1p; 24 12a; 31 10p Mr. Wu 556 (’27, Drama) Silent. A Chinese aristocrat ruthlessly defends his daughter’s honor after a wealthy Briton seduces and abandons her. Lon Chaney, Louise Dresser, Renée Adorée, Holmes Herbert. 9 (NR, 1:20) TCM March 4 10p

MISTRESS HUNTER (’18, Suspense) Jackie hires a mistress hunter to come between her husband and his mistress. But when the mistress and her husband wind up dead, Jackie becomes the number one suspect. Laurelee Bell, Lydia Look. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 16 8p; 17 12a Mobsters 55 (’91, Crime Drama) Lucky Luciano, Meyer Lansky, Bugsy Siegel and Frank Costello start their own 1920s New York gang. Christian Slater, Patrick Dempsey, Richard Grieco, Costas Mandylor. (R, 1:44) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 1 5:59a MODERN TIMES 5555 (’36, Comedy) In

Chaplin’s classic comedy of the Machine Age, a bolt tightener fails at everything but falling in love. Charlie Chaplin, Paulette Goddard, Henry Bergman, Tiny Sandford. 9 (G, 1:29) TCM March 20 7p Modesty Blaise 556 (’66, Comedy) An archcriminal wants diamonds being guarded by a British secret agent and her partner. Monica Vitti, Terence Stamp, Dirk Bogarde, Harry Andrews. (NR, 1:59) FXM March 1 9:55a; 2 8:15a Mom at Sixteen 55 (’05, Drama) After moving to a new city, a teen’s mother forces her to hide the fact that she has a baby at home. Mercedes Ruehl, Jane Krakowski, Danielle Panabaker, Clare Stone. (TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 9 12p; 26 2p

Mommie Dearest 556 (’81, Biography) Movie queen Joan Crawford pampers and punishes her adopted son and daughter. Faye Dunaway, Diana Scarwid, Howard da Silva, Mara Hobel. (PG, 2:09) (AL, MV) ECLASS March 15 12:41a; 19 7:06a, 11:42p

Mommy, I Didn’t Do It (’17, Mystery) Ellen Plainview has finally finished law school and is looking forward to spending time with her daughter. However, when her daughter is accused of murdering a teacher, Ellen must do everything

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MOVIES she can to protect her family and discover the truth. Danica McKellar, Paige Searcy, Jaleel White, George Wendt. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 22 6p MOMMY’S LITTLE ANGEL (’18, Drama) Twelve-year-old Katie has had a short but rough life. When her mother dies from an apparent suicide, her cousins decide to adopt her. Katie adores her new family and will not let anyone, including her abusive father, take her away from them. Amanda Clayton, Morgan Neundorf, Peter Michael Dillon, Chris Gallinger. (2:02) (AS) LIFE March 17 8p; 18 12a Mommy’s Little Boy (’17, Suspense) When 10-year-old Eric’s older brother Max drowns, Eric’s mother, Briana, spirals into a dark depression. Desperate for attention, Eric seeks solace with the family of his baseball coach, Michael. Bree Williamson, Peter DaCunha, Paul Popowich, Sebastian Pigott. (1:59) (AS, V) LIFE March 17 10:02p; 18 2:03a, LIFEMOV March 28 8p; 29 12a

Mommy’s Little Girl (’16, Drama) Raised in lonely isolation by her controlling grandparents, Sadie is finally reunited with her mother. Obsessed with protecting her newfound happiness, Sadie refuses to let anyone threaten her new life. Fiona Gubelmann, Emma Hentschel, James Gallanders, Mikael Conde. (2:00) LIFE March 18 6p, LIFEMOV March 29 2p; 31 2p Mommy’s Secret (’16, Crime Drama) A teenager is shocked to learn that her mother is responsible for a recent string of bank robberies. Charisma Carpenter, Sarah Grey, Amos Mitchell, Stephi Chin-Salvo. (2:00) (AS) LIFE March 18 12p, LIFEMOV March 31 8a Money Monster 556 (’16, Suspense) After losing money on a stock tip, a disgruntled investor holds a Wall Street guru and a producer hostage on live television. George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Jack O’Connell, Dominic West. (R, 1:38) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 1 5:36p; 2 6:20a; 7 2:07a, 9:47a; 12 1:18a, 5:24p; 29 2:53p; 30 1:59a, ESUSP March 16 7:32a, 5:32p; 20 5:30p; 22 3:41a, 10:18a; 26 8:07a, 5:11p; 27 5:05a Money Talks 556 (’97, Comedy) Sought by police and criminals, a small-time huckster makes a deal with a TV newsman for protection. Chris Tucker, Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Gerard Ismael. (2:00) (AL, V) TNT March 18 10a; 19 12a

MONEYBALL 5556 (’11, Drama) Faced with a tight budget, a baseball manager and his partner recruit bargain-bin players that scouts have labeled as flawed, but have game-winning potential. Brad Pitt, Jonah Hill, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Robin Wright. (3:00) (AL, AS) TNT March 11 10p Monster House 555 (’06, Children’s) Animated. No adults believe three youths’ assertion that a neighboring residence is a living creature that means them harm. Voices of Steve Buscemi,

Maggie Gyllenhaal, Mitchel Musso, Spencer Locke. (1:32) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 2 1:28p; 3 10:02a; 6 5:15a, 11:21a; 17 5:12a, 12p, 8:31p; 25 6:28p; 26 7:14a, 1:28p

to make room for his space-bred master race.

Roger Moore, Lois Chiles, Michael Lonsdale, Richard Kiel. (2:15) (V) EPIX March 1 8p; 2 8:30a, 2:20p

Moonstruck 5556 (’87, Romance-Comedy) An Italian-American widow, engaged to a reticent suitor, falls in love with his brother. Cher, Nicolas Cage, Vincent Gardenia, Olympia Dukakis. (1:45) (AL, AS) EPIX March 1 10:15p; 2 10:40a, 6:15p; 13 1:45a; 25 6:15p Morning Show Mystery: Mortal Mishaps (’18, Mystery) Billie Blessings has gone from beloved chef, restaurant owner, and morning show segment host to the prime suspect in a murder case when one of the executives at the network dies from poisoning. Holly Robinson Peete, Rick Fox. (2:00) HALLMV March 17 3p A Mother Betrayed (’15, Suspense) A newlywed woman is committed to a mental hospital after suffering hallucinations, and soon discovers that her new husband has a plan to steal her life and daughter. Lynn Collins, Adam Kaufman, Bree Williamson, Joanna Cassidy. (2:00) LIFE March 18 4p Mother of All Lies (’15, Drama) After Sara helps Abby, her birth mother, get released from prison, she finds herself in danger when Abby reconnects with her old partner. When he ends up dead, both Abby and Sara are hunted by the police and the dead man’s partners. Francesca Eastwood, Jennifer Copping, Anna Galvin, Roark Critchlow. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 29 4p

A Mother’s Escape (’16, Drama) Determined to save her son from her abusive husband, a mother hits the road and goes to Oklahoma. When she learns her husband has accused her of kidnapping, she realizes she has to end the abuse once and for all. Tara Buck, Beth Grant, Billy Blair, Spencer Mabrey. (2:00) (AL, AS, N, SSC) LIFEMOV March 14 4p A Mother’s Instinct (’15, Suspense) When a woman’s son goes missing, her daughter believes their new neighbor is responsible. When the police won’t investigate the neighbor, the mother decides to take matters into her own hands. Josie Bissett, Spencer Drever, Sarah Grey, Richard Harmon. (2:00) LIFE March 18 2p, LIFEMOV March 9 10a

A Mother’s Rage (’13, Suspense) A stranger follows a woman and her daughter as they take a road trip. Lori Loughlin, Kristen Dalton, Ted McGinley, Jordan Hinson. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 31 6a Mothra vs. Godzilla 55 (’64, Science Fiction) Mothra defends her offspring when Godzilla invades their Pacific island nursery. Akira Takarada, Yuriko Hoshi, Hiroshi Koisumi, Yu Fujiki. (1:31) (AS, V) RPLEX March 10 4:22a; 21 3:23p, EACTN March 12 2:58a Moulin Rouge 555 (’01, Musical) In 1890s France a courtesan falls in love with a young writer but strings along a duke who can finance improvements to the night spot. Nicole Kidman, Ewan McGregor, John Leguizamo, Jim Broadbent. (PG-13, 2:06) (AS) ENCR-W March 1 2:43a

The Mountain Men 5 (’80, Western) Two old-time Wyoming fur trappers try to protect a runaway Indian from her angry ex-mate. Charlton

Heston, Brian Keith, Victoria Racimo, Stephen Macht. (1:43) (AL, AS, V) RPLEX March 30 8:35a

Monster Trucks 55 (’16, Adventure) Live Movie Crazy 55 (’32, Comedy) A bumpkin action/animated. A high school senior befriends seeks fame and fortune in the big city under the a strange subterranean creature after building a impression he’s been offered a screen test. Harold monster truck from bits and pieces of scrapped Lloyd, Constance Cummings, Kenneth Thomson, cars. Lucas Till, Jane Levy, Rob Lowe, Danny Glover. Sidney Jarvis. 9 (NR, 1:35) (AS) TCM March 10 3a (1:45) (AS, V) EPIX March 13 10:05p; 14 11:20a, 6:15p; 20 12:35a, 6:15a, 3:25p Móvil Pasional (’94, Suspenso) Un policía debe resolver la muerte de un rico extranjero, la prinMoonlight in Vermont (’17, Romance) Fiona, cipal sospechosa es su viuda, y heredera de su a New York City real estate broker retreats to her fortuna. Orlando Urdaneta, María Rojo, Miguel Ángel family’s quaint Vermont inn after being dumped Rodríguez (2:00) (GV) TELM March 5 3a by her boyfriend, Nate When Nate shows up at the inn with a new girlfriend, Fiona devises a plan MR. & MRS. SMITH 556 (’05, Action) A to win him back. Lacey Chabert, Carlo Marks, Jesse husband and wife are unaware that each is an Moss, Fiona Vroom. (2:00) HALL March 21 2p; 25 5p international assassin who has just been assigned to kill the other. Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Vince Moonraker 5556 (’79, Action) Agent 007 meets Hugo Drax, a tycoon out to nerve-gas Earth Vaughn, Adam Brody. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) BRAVO All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.

March 31 7:30p, AMC March 4 5:08p; 5 3p; 16 7p; 17 12p; 21 8p; 22 5:30p

Mr. Deeds 5 (’02, Comedy) A television producer tries to get the scoop on a small-town pizzeria owner after he inherits $40 billion. Adam Sandler, Winona Ryder, Peter Gallagher, Jared Harris. (1:58) (AL, AS, BN) FREEFM March 14 9:02p; 15 6p; 23 12a, 3:30p

Mr. Duck Steps Out (’40, Comedy) Animated. Donald tries to head out for a night on the town with Daisy, but his mischievous nephews interfere. Voices of Clarence Nash. TCM March 29 9p Mrs. Doubtfire 555 (’93, Comedy) Estranged from his wife, an out-of-work actor masquerades as a nanny to be with his children. Robin Williams, Sally Field, Pierce Brosnan, Harvey Fierstein. (2:07) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 6 1:16a, 12:53p, 8p; 18 8p; 19 1:36a, 12:53p; 30 5:53p; 31 2:36a, 3:02p Mud 555 (’13, Drama) On a Mississippi River island, two young friends encounter a fugitive whose wild tales about a beautiful woman and a line of bounty hunters come true. Matthew

McConaughey, Tye Sheridan, Jacob Lofland, Reese Witherspoon. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) AMC March 1 3a, HDMOV March 22 6p, 10p; 27 3:45p

The Mudlark 556 (’51, Drama) A waif finds his way into Queen Victoria’s castle; Prime Minister Disraeli puts the incident to use. Irene Dunne, Alec Guinness, Andrew Ray, Finlay Currie. 9 (NR, 1:39) FXM March 3 12a MUFFIN TOP: A LOVE STORY (’14, Romance-Comedy) After her husband leaves her for a thinner woman, a pudgy professor turns to increasingly desperate and hilarious measures to lose weight. Cathryn Michon, David Arquette, Marissa Jaret Winokur, Melissa Peterman. (1:40) (AS) IPLEX March 10 5:44a; 24 12p Mulan 555 (’98, Children’s) Animated. A Chinese maiden disguises herself as a man to take her father’s place in battle against invading Huns. Voices of Ming-Na Wen, Eddie Murphy, B.D. Wong, Miguel Ferrer. (1:59) FREEFM March 20 9p; 21 6p

THE MUMMY 555 (’32, Horror) An Egyptian mummy searches Cairo for the girl he thinks is his long-lost princess. Boris Karloff, Zita Johann, David Manners, Edward Van Sloan. 9 (NR, 1:12) ESUSP March 11 9p; 14 8:58a; 25 7:22a Murder in the Clouds 55 (’34, Action) A pilot is assigned the task of flying a scientist to Washington and keeping his explosives formula out of enemy hands. Lyle Talbot, Ann Dvorak, Gordon Westcott, Robert Light. 9 (NR, 1:01) TCM March 26 10:15a Murder in the Hamptons 55 (’05, Docudrama) Amid a bitter split from his wife, multimillionaire Ted Ammon is found dead at his East Hampton estate. Poppy Montgomery, David Sutcliffe, Shawn Christian, Aislinn Paul. (TVPG, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 3 8a Murder on Pleasant Drive (’06, Docudrama) With help from her aunt, a woman uncovers disturbing secrets about her stepfather that may implicate him in the disappearance of her mother. Kelli Williams, Adam Arkin, Amy Madigan, Susan Hogan. (TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 3 6a

The Murder Pact (’15, Suspense) Connected to the accidental death of a classmate, four friends conspire to murder a fellow college student who knows about their involvement. Beau Mirchoff, Alexa PenaVega, Renee Olstead, Michael J. Willett. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 2 2p; 13 2p; 30 2p

Murder, She Baked: A Chocolate Chip Cookie Mystery (’15, Mystery) A baker in small-town Minnesota turns amateur sleuth after finding her friend and delivery driver shot to death behind her shop. Alison Sweeney, Cameron Mathison, Barbara Niven, Lisa Durupt. (TVG, 2:00) HALLMV March 13 9p; 25 3p Murder She Baked: A Deadly Recipe (’16, Mystery) Bakery owner Hannah Swensen just can’t keep her hands out of the batter when murder stirs things up in Lake Eden, Minn. Alison

Sweeney, Cameron Mathison, Barbara Niven, Lisa Durupt. (2:00) HALLMV March 25 9p

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Murder, She Baked: A Peach Cobbler Mystery (’16, Mystery) Bakery owner Hannah Swensen must clear her name when the murder of a rival leaves her a suspect. Alison Sweeney, Cameron Mathison, Barbara Niven, Lisa Durupt. (TVG, 2:00) HALLMV March 25 7p

Murder, She Baked: A Plum Pudding Mystery (’15, Mystery) As Christmas approaches, amateur sleuth Hannah Swensen takes a break from baking to investigate the murder of an entrepreneur. Alison Sweeney, Cameron Mathison, Barbara Niven, Lisa Durupt. (2:00) HALLMV March 25 5p Murder, She Baked: Just Desserts (’17, Mystery) Hannah Swensen is thrilled when she is chosen as a guest for the first Eden Lake Dessert Bake-Off, but when fellow judge, coach Boyd Watson is found murdered, Hannah takes it upon herself to find the killer. Alison Sweeney, Cameron Mathison. (2:00) HALLMV March 25 11p Murder She Wrote: A Story to Die For 55 (’00, Mystery) While at a writer’s conference, Jessica Fletcher tries to solve the murder of a man who wrote a nonfiction book about the KGB. Angela Lansbury, Robert Mailhouse, Kathryn Morris, Steven Culp. (2:00) HALLMV March 6 9p Murder, She Wrote: South by Southwest 5 (’97, Mystery) Sleuth Jessica Fletcher seeks a woman who witnessed the murder of a government whistle-blower. Angela Lansbury, Mel Harris, Keith David, Richard Riehle. (TVPG, 2:00) HALLMV March 14 9p Murder, She Wrote: The Celtic Riddle 56 (’03, Mystery) While Jessica Fletcher is in Ireland for the reading of a will, someone starts murdering the heirs. Angela Lansbury, Fionnula Flanagan, Cyril O’Reilly, Lynn Wanlass. (TVPG, 2:00) HALLMV March 17 11p Music for Madame 5 (’37, Musical) A naive opera singer’s desire to perform at the Hollywood Bowl plays into the hands of mobsters who want him as a front. Nino Martini, Joan Fontaine, Alan Mowbray, Billy Gilbert. 9 (NR, 1:20) TCM March 30 5a The Music Man 5556 (’62, Musical Comedy) A librarian hears a sour note when a charming rogue convinces Iowa townspeople to start a boys marching band. Robert Preston, Shirley Jones, Buddy Hackett, Pert Kelton. (G, 2:31) TCM March 3 11:45a Music of the Heart 555 (’99, Drama) After her husband leaves abruptly, a woman becomes a teacher in an East Harlem school where she gives violin lessons. Meryl Streep, Aidan Quinn, Angela Bassett, Cloris Leachman. (2:06) (AL, AS) MPLEX March 1 4:02a, 7:15p; 5 1:34a, 12:49p; 13 5:14a, 5p; 18 1:35a, 8:57p; 31 8:49p, EBLACK March 22 6:17a, 4:39p; 26 6:35a, 11:21p Music Within 556 (’07, Drama) After losing most of his hearing in the Vietnam War, Richard Pimentel becomes a motivational speaker and a driving force behind the Americans With Disabilities Act. Ron Livingston, Melissa George, Michael Sheen, Yul Vazquez. (1:45) (AL, AS) FLIX-W March 2 4:30p; 6 8:45a, 8p Mutant World (’14, Science Fiction) People emerge from a bunker 10 years after an apocalyptic meteor strike and discover the world overrun by crazed mutants. Kim Coates, Holly Deveaux, Ashanti, Amber Marshall. (2:00) SYFY March 12 6:30a Mutiny on the Bounty 5556 (’62, Adventure) First mate Fletcher Christian leads his 18th-century shipmates in revolt against odious Captain Bligh. Marlon Brando, Trevor Howard, Richard Harris, Hugh Griffith. (NR, 2:59) (AS, V) TCM March 3 8:30a My Best Friend’s Girl 56 (’08, Romance-Comedy) Complications crop up when an unlikable cad dates his best pal’s ex-girlfriend in the pal’s scheme to convince her to go back to him. Dane Cook, Kate Hudson, Jason Biggs, Alec Baldwin. (1:45) (AL, AS, N, SSC) FLIX-W March 11 9:45p

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My Best Friend’s Wedding 555 (’97, Romance-Comedy) A writer realizes that she is in love with her best friend and tries to stop him from marrying another woman, a guileless heiress. Julia Roberts, Dermot Mulroney, Cameron Diaz, Rupert Everett. (1:46) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 2 10:23p; 3 5:13p; 14 11:09p; 15 4:37p, ENCR-W March 27 2:21a, 10:03a, ECLASS March 12 1:19p; 18 9:05a, 5:36p; 24 7:48a, 7:12p My Bloody Valentine 55 (’81, Horror) Friends defy the rules of a legendary murderer and discover he is real when they start celebrating Valentine’s Day. Paul Kelman, Lori Hallier, Neil Affleck, Keith Knight. (R, 1:31) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 17 10:47p; 21 9p; 27 3:32a My Daughter’s Secret (’07, Drama) After her jewelry store is robbed, a single mother notices her daughter’s strange behavior. Jennifer Grant, Nina Dobrev, Catherine Mary Stewart, Steve Byers. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 28 4p

My Dead Boyfriend (’16, Romance-Comedy) A woman goes on a manic quest to learn the truth about her boyfriend after she finds him dead on their couch. Heather Graham, Kate Moennig, Rich Graff, Martha Millan. (1:35) (AL, AS) EPIX March 1 1:40a; 8 11:55a; 20 4a My Favorite Wedding (’17, Romance) Tess lasers through her best friend’s wedding planning like the star doctor she hopes to become. After meeting the groom’s best man, Tess maneuvers around him like a gurney in the emergency room, until she learns that he has a few moves of his own. Maggie Lawson. (2:00) HALL March 4 5p; 16 4p My First Mister 55 (’01, Comedy-Drama) A teen with a penchant for morbid poetry forms a unique bond with her stuffy employer at an upscale clothing store. Albert Brooks, Leelee Sobieski, Desmond Harrington, Carol Kane. (2:00) (AL, AS) FLIX-W March 1 6a; 26 6:15a; 30 4a MY HUSBAND’S SECRET LIFE (’17, Suspense) After suffering a miscarriage, Jennifer Jones begins to question her marriage and catches her husband in a few unassuming lies. When a sudden accident throws him into a coma, Jennifer begins to wonder if she ever really knew him. Kara Killmer, Brett Donahue, Mylene Dinh-Robic, Rayisa Kondracki. (2:02) LIFE March 25 8p; 26 12:02a My Secret Valentine (’18, Comedy) A young woman takes advice from the chalkboard notes that her mysterious tenant leaves when a slick sales rep arrives with plans to buy her family’s prized winery. Lacey Chabert, Andrew Walker. (2:00) HALL March 10 7p My Soul to Take 5 (’10, Horror) A teen must figure a way to save his friends from a presumed-dead serial killer who has returned to finish the job he started 16 years earlier. Max Thieriot, John Magaro, Denzel Whitaker, Zena Grey. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV) SYFY March 14 12:30p

My Stepmother Is an Alien 556 (’88, Science Fiction) An innocent beauty from another planet becomes the wife of a scientist who has a teenage daughter. Dan Aykroyd, Kim Basinger, Jon Lovitz, Alyson Hannigan. (1:49) (AS, MV) EFAMLY March 26 3:24a, 11:20p My Sweet Audrina (’16, Suspense) Haunted by nightmares of her late sister, a young girl slowly regains memories of the grim truth behind her death. India Eisley, William Moseley, James Tupper, Tess Atkins. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 11 6a Mystery Woman: At First Sight 5 (’06, Mystery) A sleuth reunites with her estranged mother, then must prove the woman is innocent of murder. Kellie Martin, Clarence Williams III, Nina Siemaszko, Casey Sander. (TVPG, 2:00) HALLMV March 4 11p Mystery Woman: Game Time (’05, Mystery) A sleuth tries to solve the murder of a writer who has connections to the video-game business. Kellie Martin, Clarence Williams III, Nina Siemaszko, Casey Sander. (TVPG, 2:00) HALLMV March 4 9p

MOVIES Mystery Woman: In the Shadows 555 (’07, Mystery) Amateur sleuth Samantha Kinsey is thrust into the world of espionage while searching for a KGB double agent. Kellie Martin, Clarence Williams III, Nina Siemaszko, Casey Sander. (TVPG, 2:00) HALLMV March 4 3p Mystery Woman: Mystery Weekend 55 (’05, Mystery) An amateur sleuth puts her skills to the test when an attempted murder takes place in her bookstore. Kellie Martin, Clarence Williams III, Nina Siemaszko, Deborah Van Valkenburgh. (TVPG, 2:00) HALLMV March 4 5p Mystery Woman: Oh Baby 5 (’06, Mystery) A couple goes on the run when they are accused of a murder and leave their baby on Samantha’s doorstep. Kellie Martin, Clarence Williams III, Nina Siemaszko, Casey Sander. (TVPG, 2:00) HALLMV March 4 11a Mystery Woman: Redemption 55 (’05, Mystery) An amateur sleuth searches for clues in the murder of a visitor at a bookstore. Kellie Martin, Clarence Williams III, Nina Siemaszko, Casey Sander. (TVPG, 2:00) HALLMV March 4 1p

Mystery Woman: Vision of a Murder 55 (’05, Mystery) Invited to a health spa for the weekend, an amateur sleuth investigates the killing of a fellow guest. Kellie Martin, Clarence Williams III, Nina Siemaszko, Casey Sander. (TVPG, 2:00) HALLMV March 4 7p Mystery Woman: Wild West Mystery (’06, Mystery) Samantha investigates the murder of a cowboy in Clint Taylor’s traveling Wild West show. Kellie Martin, Clarence Williams III, Nina Siemaszko, Casey Sander. (2:00) HALLMV March 4 9a; 20 9p Mystic Pizza 555 (’88, Romance-Comedy) Three teenage girls come of age one summer working in a pizza parlor in Mystic, Conn. Julia Roberts, Annabeth Gish, Lili Taylor, Vincent D’Onofrio. (1:45) (AL, AS) EPIX March 3 1:05p

N The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! 5556 (’88, Comedy) A blundering Los Angeles detective and his boss foil a plan to assassinate Queen Elizabeth. Leslie Nielsen, George Kennedy, Priscilla Presley, Ricardo Montalban. (PG-13, 1:25) (AL, AS, MV) ENCR-W March 29 4:34p; 30 12:31a, ECLASS March 1 12:11p; 20 3p

Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult 55 (’94, Comedy) Ed coaxes his “Police Squad” pal Frank out of retirement to thwart a terrorist bombing. Leslie Nielsen, Priscilla Presley, George Kennedy, O.J. Simpson. (PG-13, 1:22) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 6 2:06p, ECLASS March 21 2:58p; 26 6:28a The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear 556 (’91, Comedy) Frank and Ed of “Police Squad” blunder through another case, an energy-related plot in Washington, D.C. Leslie Nielsen, Priscilla Presley, George Kennedy, O.J. Simpson. (PG-13, 1:25) (AL, AS, MV) ENCR-W March 29 6:02p, ECLASS March 14 4:50a; 25 10:03a

THE NANNY DIARIES 55 (’07, Comedy) A college student tries to manage her studies, a new boyfriend and the rotten child in her care when she takes a job with a rich but dysfunctional family. Scarlett Johansson, Laura Linney, Paul Giamatti, Alicia Keys. (2:30) (AL, AS) VH1 March 11 12a The Nanny Express 55 (’09, Drama) A woman tries to heal a family when she becomes a nanny for a widower’s two children. Vanessa Marcil, Brennan Elliott, Dean Stockwell, Stacy Keach. (TVPG, 2:00) HALL March 19 4p

Nanny Nightmare (’17, Suspense) A harried housewife hires Owen, her longtime neighbor, to be a nanny to her newborn son. It isn’t long,

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Cable N however, before Owen decides he would like to become the man of the house on a permanent basis. Jake Manley, Erin Cahill, Brady Smith, Tyler Huth. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 27 10p; 28 2a Nash (’13, Documentary) The life and career of Steve Nash, NBA basketball player and entrepreneur. (NR, 1:18) EBLACK March 4 9:13a; 8 8:20a; 16 4:51a; 27 3:05a, 9:50a, IPLEX March 13 11:31a; 19 4:36a; 20 2:23a National Lampoon’s Vacation 556 (’83, Comedy) The Griswolds and family head by station wagon for the California fun park Walley World. Chevy Chase, Beverly D’Angelo, Christie Brinkley, Anthony Michael Hall. (1:59) (AL, AS, N) FREEFM March 22 9p; 27 12a; 28 12a National Treasure 55 (’04, Adventure) An adventurer must steal the Declaration of Independence and use its hidden map to find a legendary fortune. Nicolas Cage, Diane Kruger, Justin Bartha, Sean Bean. (3:00) (AS, V) SYFY March 7 6p, 11p; 24 6p; 25 3p, USA March 15 6:05p, 10p National Treasure: Book of Secrets 55 (’07, Action) A page from the diary of John Wilkes Booth implicates Ben Gates’ great-great grandfather as a major conspirator in the assassination of President Lincoln. Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight, Harvey Keitel, Ed Harris. (PG, 2:10) (AS, V) ENCR-W March 6 3:29a, 5:21p; 23 12:25a, 9:35a, 5:22p; 30 5:11a NATIONAL VELVET 5555 (’44, Drama) An English girl’s dream of racing her horse in the Grand National thunders to reality with the help of a former jockey. Mickey Rooney, Elizabeth Taylor, Donald Crisp, Anne Revere. (G, 2:05) TCM March 12 5p The Natural 5556 (’84, Drama) The almost mythical ability of a middle-aged baseball player rockets a major-league team toward the 1939 pennant. Robert Redford, Robert Duvall, Glenn Close, Kim Basinger. (PG, 2:14) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 6 11:46a, ECLASS March 1 1:40a, 3:49p; 16 3:49p Naughty Marietta 5556 (’35, Musical Comedy) An incognito French princess flees to New Orleans and flirts with an Indian scout. Jeanette MacDonald, Nelson Eddy, Frank Morgan, Elsa Lanchester. 9 (G, 1:46) TCM March 3 2:15a

Navy SEALS 556 (’90, Action) Sea/air/land commandos and a TV newswoman rescue hostages from terrorists armed with Stinger missiles. Charlie Sheen, Michael Biehn, Joanne Whalley-Kilmer, Rick Rossovich. (R, 1:53) (AL, V) ECLASS March 2 9:40p; 3 8:51a

’Neath the Arizona Skies 56 (’34, Western) A cowboy vows to help a young half-Native American girl who must find her white father in order to claim her hefty inheritance after the death of her mother. John Wayne, Sheila Terry, Yakima Canutt, Buffalo Bill Jr. 9 (NR, :56) EWESTN March 10 7:09a Ned Kelly 55 (’70, Biography) An Irish settler and his brothers turn outlaw after their mother’s arrest in frontier Australia. Mick Jagger, Allen Bickford, Geoff Gilmour, Mark McManus. (GP, 1:41) (AS, V) EWESTN March 11 1:19p; 24 1:10p; 25 12:05a, 5:26a Need for Speed 55 (’14, Action) Determined to take down his treacherous rival, a street-car racer runs through a cross-country net of cops and bounty hunters to enter the most prestigious race in the underground racing circuit. Aaron Paul, Dominic Cooper, Imogen Poots, Scott Mescudi. (2:45) (AL, AS, N) TNT March 23 11:15p; 24 5:30p

Neighbors 555 (’14, Comedy) Parents go to war with a neighboring fraternity president who refuses to tone down his house’s raucous activities. Seth Rogen, Zac Efron, Rose Byrne, Christopher Mintz-Plasse. (2:00) (AL, AS, N, SSC) FX March 8 11:30p; 9 3:30p

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Cable N Nerve 556 (’16, Suspense) Partnered with a mysterious stranger, a high school senior joins a popular online game that dares players to perform increasingly dangerous stunts. Emma Roberts, Dave Franco, Juliette Lewis, Emily Meade. (1:40) (AL, AS, N, V) EPIX March 19 8:25a

Never Back Down 56 (’08, Action) A rebellious teenager learns to fight from a veteran of mixed martial arts after joining an underground fight club. Djimon Hounsou, Sean Faris, Amber Heard, Cam Gigandet. (1:56) (AL, AS, V) MPLEX March 14 11:45p; 15 8:24a, 3:04p, EBLACK March 24 2:47p; 30 2:24a, 12:49p New York Prison Break: The Seduction of Joyce Mitchell (’17, Docudrama) Prison employee Joyce Mitchell helps convicted murderers Richard Matt and David Sweat escape from the Clinton Correctional Facility in upstate New York in 2015. Penelope Ann Miller, Myk Watford, Joe Anderson, Daniel Roebuck. (TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 1 12a NEWSIES 556 (’92, Children’s) A newsboy leads his shortchanged buddies in a strike against publisher Joseph Pulitzer in 1899 New York. Christian Bale, Robert Duvall, Ann-Margret, David Moscow. (3:05) (AS, V) FREEFM March 10 10:55p; 11 10:05a

Next Friday 55 (’00, Comedy) To avoid being beaten up, a young man goes to live with his uncle, who just won the lottery. Ice Cube, Mike Epps, Justin Pierce, John Witherspoon. (2:00) (AL, AS) BRAVO March 10 5p; 11 12a Nick of Time 55 (’95, Suspense) If a recent widower doesn’t kill the governor of California within 90 minutes, a kidnapper will kill his daughter. Johnny Depp, Christopher Walken, Charles S. Dutton, Peter Strauss. (R, 1:29) (AL, V) ESUSP March 15 3:50p; 16 9:13a; 20 6:43a Night at the Museum 556 (’06, Children’s) A night watchman at a museum of natural history discovers that exhibits come alive after the building closes. Ben Stiller, Carla Gugino, Dick Van Dyke, Mickey Rooney. (PG, 1:48) (AL, AS) FXM March 10 7:30p; 11 12p Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb 556 (’14, Children’s) Upon learning that the museum’s magic is disappearing, night watchman Larry Daley sets out on an epic quest to the British Museum in London to save his friends one last time. Ben Stiller, Robin Williams, Owen Wilson, Dan Stevens. (2:00) (AL, AS) TBS March 3 2:30a A Night at the Roxbury 56 (’98, Comedy) Desperate to meet women and open their own dance club, brainless brothers Steve and Doug Butabi cruise Beverly Hills. Will Ferrell, Chris Kattan, Molly Shannon, Dan Hedaya. (1:24) (AL, AS) MPLEX March 2 2:44a, 10:37a; 6 5:45a, 1:59p; 14 3:39a, 11:56a, 6:37p; 25 7:35a, 5p; 28 12:50p Night of the Living Dead 5556 (’68, Horror) People hide in a house from carnivorous walking corpses revived by radiation fallout. Duane Jones, Judith O’Dea, Karl Hardman, Keith Wayne. 9 (1:38) (AS, GV) MPLEX March 6 6:58p; 19 2:38a, 8:18p, TCM March 20 12:30a

Night of the Wild (’15, Horror) Dogs go on a deadly rampage after a large meteor strikes a quiet town. Rob Morrow, Kelly Rutherford, Tristin Mays, Jill Zarin. (2:00) SYFY March 28 6:30a Night Passage 556 (’57, Western) A former railroad man guards a payroll shipment, and his younger brother’s gang robs it. James Stewart, Audie Murphy, Dan Duryea, Dianne Foster. (NR, 1:30) EWESTN March 3 10:55a, 11:51p; 15 8:13p; 16 2:52a; 30 4:59a, 12:28p; 31 1a A Night to Remember 5556 (’58, Historical Drama) A ship’s officer sees disaster as the Titanic hits an iceberg and slowly sinks on its 1912 maiden voyage. Kenneth More, David

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McCallum, Honor Blackman, Jill Dixon. 9 (NR, 2:03) (AS, MV) TCM March 25 7p

Night Watch 555 (’73, Mystery) The police and a neurotic woman’s second husband do not believe she has seen a murder. Elizabeth Taylor, Laurence Harvey, Billie Whitelaw (PG, 1:45) (AS, V) TCM March 17 1:45a Nighthawks 555 (’81, Suspense) Two undercover detectives are assigned to a special task force tracking an international terrorist. Sylvester

Stallone, Billy Dee Williams, Rutger Hauer, Lindsay Wagner. (R, 1:39) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 19 11:13p; 20 12:46p, ESUSP March 9 7:18p; 10 5:46a, 3:20p; 25 12:44a, 8:40a, 5:33p

The Nightmare Nanny (’13, Suspense) A woman uncovers the dark truth about the nanny who cares for her 3-year-old daughter. Ashley

Scott, Kip Pardue, Mekenna Melvin, Nathan Parsons. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 8 8p; 9 12a; 25 4p

Nightmare Nurse (’16, Crime Drama) After a bad accident, Brooke’s boyfriend Lance requires at-home care during his recovery. His attractive nurse seems perfect until her troubled past comes to light, making it apparent to the happy couple that someone is trying to destroy their lives. Rene Ashton, Sarah Butler, Michael Finn, Steven Good. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 19 10p; 20 2a

Nightmare Wedding (’16, Drama) A woman comes to regret a past indiscretion with her fiance’s best friend when he becomes their best man. Nicola Posener, Evan Henderson, Isaac Reyes, Gina Vitori. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 23 6p

Nightwatch 56 (’98, Horror) A police inspector suspects a law student or his friend of serial killings and eerie events at the city morgue. Ewan

McGregor, Nick Nolte, Josh Brolin, Patricia Arquette. (1:44) (AL, AS, GV) IPLEX March 7 10:36a, 11:06p; 23 3:30p; 24 1:33a

Tandy, Melanie Griffith, Bruce Willis. (R, 1:50) (AL, AS, N) ECLASS March 11 1:26a, 4:58p

Non-Stop 556 (’14, Action) During a flight from New York to London, a federal air marshal receives a series of text messages informing him that a passenger will be killed every 20 minutes until the airline transfers $150 million to an offshore account. Liam Neeson, Julianne Moore, Anson Mount, Scoot McNairy. (PG-13, 1:47) (AL, AS, V) FXM March 6 12p; 23 8p; 24 12p Norbit 56 (’07, Comedy) Though married to a terrible shrew, a man tries to figure out a way to be with his childhood sweetheart, who has just moved back into town. Eddie Murphy, Thandie Newton, Cuba Gooding Jr., Eddie Griffin. (2:00) (AL, AS, N) TBS March 11 11a Norm of the North 56 (’16, Children’s) Animated. A polar bear and three mischievous lemmings travel to New York to stop a shady developer from building luxury condos in the Arctic. Voices of Rob Schneider, Heather Graham, Ken Jeong, Bill Nighy. (1:35) (AS) EPIX March 9 3:10a Norma Rae 5556 (’79, Drama) A union organizer from up North recruits a divorced cotton-mill worker down South. Sally Field, Ron Leibman, Beau Bridges, Pat Hingle. (PG, 1:53) (AL, AS, V) ECLASS March 7 5:08a; 10 11:26p North to Alaska 555 (’60, Western) A prospector brings a French girl back from Seattle to his partner in gold-rush Alaska. John Wayne, Stewart Granger, Ernie Kovacs, Fabian. (NR, 2:02) (AS, MV) FXM March 10 9:55a; 11 4a THE NOTEBOOK 556 (’04, Romance) A man tells a story to a woman about two young people who become lovers in 1940s North Carolina. Ryan Gosling, Rachel McAdams, James Garner, Gena Rowlands. (3:00) (AS) PARMT March 22 11:30p, 12p, MTV March 3 8p; 4 10:30a Nothing Left to Fear 5 (’13, Horror) A pastor his wife and their daughters encounter malevolent forces in a small Kansas town. Anne Heche, James Tupper, Ethan Peck, Rebekah Brandes. (R, 1:40) (AL, AS, V) ESUSP March 25 2:26a, 9p; 28 3:19a, 3:20p Nothing Like the Holidays 556 (’08, Comedy-Drama) Secret revelations, major lifechanges and inevitable bickering mark a Chicago family’s Christmas reunion. John Leguizamo,

911 Nightmare (’15, Suspense) A 911 dispatch officer risks her life to investigate the murder of one of her callers. Fiona Gubelmann, Drew Fuller, Scott Bailey, Heather Mazur. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 14 6p Freddy Rodriguez, Elizabeth Peña, Alfred Molina. No Country for Old Men 5556 (’07, (1:40) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 4 9:46p; 5 4:48p, Crime Drama) An aging lawman reflects on his MPLEX March 10 4:37a, 3:19p past and laments a changing world while trying Nothing Sacred 5556 (’37, Comedy) A cirto find and protect a hunter who took the cash culation-hungry newspaper brings a terminally ill from a drug deal gone bad. Tommy Lee Jones, Vermont woman to New York as a publicity stunt. Javier Bardem, Josh Brolin, Woody Harrelson. (2:30) Carole Lombard, Fredric March, Charles Winninger, (AL, AS, GV) USA March 10 9a Walter Connolly. (NR, 1:15) TCM March 27 2p No Good Deed 56 (’14, Suspense) An NOTTING HILL 556 (’99, Romance-Comunsuspecting Atlanta woman lets in a charming edy) A man’s life changes when an international stranger to use her phone and soon believes star walks into his bookshop. Julia Roberts, Hugh the adage “no good deed goes unpunished” Grant, Hugh Bonneville, Emma Chambers. (PG-13, when he takes over her home and terrorizes her 2:03) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 31 7:54p family. Idris Elba, Taraji P. Henson, Leslie Bibb, Kate The Novack Murders 55 (’15, Docudrama) del Castillo. (PG-13, 1:24) (AL, AS, V) FXM March Following the murder of hotel heir Ben Novack 23 12p, 10:30p Jr., police focus their investigation on his wife, No Questions Asked 556 (’51, Crime Narcy. Rob Lowe, Paz Vega, Candice Bergen, SeyDrama) An insurance lawyer walks into a trap set chelle Gabriel. (TV14, 2:00) (AS, V) LIFEMOV March by his ex-girlfriend and her partner. Barry Sullivan, 21 11:30a Arlene Dahl, Jean Hagen, George Murphy. 9 (NR, A Novel Romance (’11, Romance) Nate and 1:21) TCM March 24 9p; 25 7a Jenny meet in a restaurant and seem to bond. No Stranger Than Love 56 (’15, They are both stuck in bad relationships and Romance-Comedy) A man becomes trapped in part ways until Nate’s girlfriend dumps him and a giant hole that mysteriously appears inside the Jenny’s boyfriend overdoses. Steve Guttenberg, house of his mistress. Alison Brie, Justin Chatwin, Shannon Elizabeth, Milena Govich, Natalya Rudakova. Colin Hanks, Dylan Everett. (1:35) (AL, AS) EPIX (2:00) HALL March 17 11a; 26 2p March 9 9:50a The November Man 55 (’14, Action) An Noah’s Ark (’15, Drama) Chosen by God, Noah ex-CIA agent comes out of retirement to protect builds an ark to save his family and the faithful a valuable witness and soon learns that now he from a devastating flood. David Threlfall, Joanne is the target of his former friend and protege. Whalley, Nico Mirallegro, Ashley Walters. (TVPG, Pierce Brosnan, Luke Bracey, Olga Kurylenko, Bill 2:00) UP March 25 9a Smitrovich. (2:30) (AL, AS, GV, N) SYFY March 9 8:30a; 19 11:30a; 20 6:15a Nobody’s Fool 5556 (’94, Drama) An aging irresponsible misfit falls in love with an unhappily Novocaine 556 (’01, Suspense) An upscale married younger woman. Paul Newman, Jessica dentist becomes a murder suspect after an All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.

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attractive patient seduces him into prescribing drugs for her. Steve Martin, Helena Bonham Carter, Laura Dern, Elias Koteas. (1:37) (AL, AS, V) IPLEX March 3 7:23p; 4 3:24a; 20 4:06p; 21 12:41a, ESUSP March 6 9:13a, 7:23p Now, Voyager 5556 (’42, Drama) A Boston spinster finds a lover after the counsel of a kind psychiatrist brings her out of her frumpy shell. Bette Davis, Claude Rains, Paul Henreid, Gladys Cooper. 9 (NR, 1:57) TCM March 22 1:30a

Now You See Me 556 (’13, Comedy-Drama) A federal agent and an Interpol detective play a cat-and-mouse game with cunning illusionists who rob corrupt business leaders during their performances, then funnel the money to members of the audience. Jesse Eisenberg, Mark Ruffalo, Woody Harrelson, Mélanie Laurent. (2:30) (AL, AS) TBS March 17 10a, TNT March 12 4p Nowhere to Hide (’09, Suspense) A woman must save her daughter from the same man who killed her husband. Meredith Monroe, Brian Dietzen, Lochlyn Munro, Brittany Finamore. (2:00) (AS, V) LIFEMOV March 14 10a The Nun’s Story 5556 (’59, Drama) The daughter of a Belgian surgeon enters a convent in hopes of serving God as a nursing nun in the Congo. Audrey Hepburn, Peter Finch, Edith Evans, Peggy Ashcroft. (NR, 2:29) (AS, MV) TCM March 2 7a Nuremberg: Nazi Judgment Day War criminals are brought to justice at the Nuremberg trials. (TVPG, 1:00) AHC March 29 5p, 6p, 7p, 8p, 9p, 10p Nuremberg: Nazi Judgment Day Albert Speer, the Third Reich’s Minister of Armaments, is tried for war crimes. (TVPG, 1:00) (Part 1 of 3) AHC March 4 3a; 8 10a Nuremberg: Nazi Judgment Day Hermann Goering, commander in chief of the Luftwaffe, is tried for war crimes. (TVPG, 1:00) (Part 2 of 3) AHC March 4 4a; 8 11a Nuremberg: Nazi Judgment Day Rudolf Hess, Adolf Hitler’s deputy, goes on trial for war crimes. (TVPG, 1:00) (Part 3 of 3) AHC March 4 5a; 8 12p

O O Brother, Where Art Thou? 555 (’00, Comedy-Drama) A mysterious lawman tracks three escaped convicts searching for buried treasure in 1930s Mississippi. George Clooney, John Turturro, Tim Blake Nelson, John Goodman. (2:30) (AL, V) CMT March 6 9p, 11:30p; 21 8p, 10:30p Obsessed 55 (’02, Drama) A woman claims she had an affair with a married neurosurgeon and stands trial for allegedly harassing him. Jenna Elfman, Kate Burton, Lisa Edelstein, Jane Wheeler. (TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 23 6a

Obsessed 56 (’09, Suspense) A successful, happily married executive becomes the object of unwanted affection from a temp worker at his company. Idris Elba, Beyoncé Knowles, Ali Larter, Christine Lahti. (PG-13, 1:48) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 18 10:50p, EBLACK March 1 7:13a, 2:18p, 11:03p; 28 8:34a, 9:22p, ECLASS March 22 6:25a, 11:49p October Kiss (’15, Romance) After being hired as a nanny by a widowed, work-obsessed man, Poppy teaches the family that unconditional love, family and the joy of everyday occurrences are the most important things in life. Ashley Williams, Sam Jaeger, Hannah Cheramy, Kiefer O’Reilly. (2:00) HALL March 4 9a The Odd Couple 5556 (’68, Comedy) Fussy Felix Unger moves in with his divorced poker buddy, sloppy Oscar Madison. Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, John Fiedler, Herb Edelman. (G, 1:45) TCM March 24 5p Odd Thomas 55 (’13, Fantasy) A clairvoyant cook joins forces with his sweetheart and the town sheriff to prevent an unknown catastrophe that may be linked to a weird stranger. Anton

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An Officer and a Murderer (’12, Docudrama) A tenacious detective from a small-town police department investigates Col. Russell Williams for murder and assault. Gary Cole, Laura Harris, Rossif Sutherland, Nahanni Johnstone. (TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 1 8a Officer Down (’13, Crime Drama) A cop’s shady past comes back to haunt him as he investigates a series of assaults against women at a strip club. Stephen Dorff, James Woods, Stephen Lang, Dominic Purcell. (R, 1:37) (AL, AS, N, V) EACTN March 28 2:08p; 29 3:17a

The Old Maid 555 (’39, Drama) Her suitor’s Civil War death forces an unwed mother to let her married cousin raise her daughter. Bette Davis, Miriam Hopkins, George Brent, Donald Crisp. 9 (NR, 1:35) TCM March 15 6:45a Old School 556 (’03, Comedy) Three friends try to recapture the fun of their college years by starting their own off-campus fraternity. Luke

Wilson, Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Jeremy Piven. (2:00) (AL, AS, N, SSC) TBS March 9 8p; 10 12p; 30 9p

Olympus Has Fallen 556 (’13, Action) America’s national security team must rely on a disgraced former guard to save the president after terrorists seize control of the White House, taking the chief of state hostage. Gerard Butler, Aaron Eckhart, Morgan Freeman, Angela Bassett. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV) TBS March 17 8a, TNT March 19 4:30p

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service 5556 (’69, Action) Agent 007 proposes to a contessa and foils SPECTRE chief Blofeld’s agricultural plot. George Lazenby, Diana Rigg, Telly Savalas, Gabriele Ferzetti. (2:25) (V) EPIX March 17 1:45a, 11:55a ON THE WATERFRONT 5555 (’54, Drama) A conscience-stricken ex-boxer stands up to a corrupt union boss after unwittingly participating in a fellow longshoreman’s murder. Marlon

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On Your Toes 556 (’39, Musical Comedy) A Russian maestro plots to kill a composer for flirting with a ballerina in New York. Zorina, Eddie Albert, Alan Hale, Leonid Kinskey. 9 (NR, 1:33) TCM March 22 5:15a ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST 5556 (’69, Western) An outlaw working for a railroad magnate fights a stranger for a New Orleans widow’s land. Henry Fonda, Claudia Cardinale, Charles Bronson, Jason Robards. (2:48) (AS, V) RPLEX March 1 9:54a, 8p; 10 1:46p, 10:19p; 14 12:03a, 3:36p; 25 1:47a, 5:11p; 30 10:18a, 8p One Day 556 (’11, Romance) For 20 years, an idealist and a wealthy charmer reunite on the anniversary of the day they first met, their college graduation. Anne Hathaway, Jim Sturgess, Patricia Clarkson, Ken Stott. (1:50) (AL, AS, BN, V) IPLEX March 11 3:39p; 12 1:04a; 24 10:10a, 11p; 28 7:10p; 29 2:48a One Direction: This Is Us 55 (’13, Documentary) The members of One Direction discuss their hometown beginnings, their appearance on “The X-Factor” and their meteoric rise to fame. Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Harry Styles. (1:35) (AL, AS) MPLEX March 2 5:37a, 1:50p; 7 2:36a; 27 3:25p; 28 6:31a

One Fine Day 556 (’96, Romance-Comedy) On a hectic day, architect Melanie, single mom of a small boy, meets news columnist Jack, divorced dad of a little girl. Michelle Pfeiffer, George Clooney, Mae Whitman, Alex D. Linz. (1:50) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 5 1:02a; 23 2:56a, ECLASS March 18 7:14a; 28 8:48a One Foot in Heaven 5556 (’41, Drama) A Methodist minister and his wife raise a family through years of challenge in small-town parishes. Fredric March, Martha Scott, Beulah Bondi, Gene Lockhart. 9 (NR, 1:48) TCM March 27 6a

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rymore, May Robson, Dorothy Jordan, Joel McCrea. 9 (NR, 1:12) TCM March 26 6a

One More Train to Rob 556 (’71, Western) Chinese friends help a train robber get even with a partner for railroading him to prison.

George Peppard, Diana Muldaur, John Vernon, France Nuyen. (GP, 1:48) (AS, V) EWESTN March 10 2:34p, 9:52p; 22 8:03a, 11:52p; 28 10:40a, 9:22p

One Small Indiscretion (’17, Suspense) A beautiful young woman hatches a devious plan to destroy the life of her father’s former mistress. Ashley Scott, Tiera Skovbye. (2:04) LIFE March 4 8p; 5 12a One Week 55 (’00, Drama) An unfaithful groom-to-be learns that he may have contracted HIV with just days to go before his wedding. Kenny Young, Saadiqa Muhammad, Eric Lane, Milauna Jackson. (R, 1:37) (AL, AS, V) EBLACK March 10 2:11a; 15 3:47a, 4:34p; 21 3:03a; 27 6:20a, IPLEX March 23 7:45a; 25 12:30p; 26 5:53a

One Winter Weekend (’18, Romance) Burned out on dating, Cara, a magazine writer, decides to go on a dating detox. She plans a ski getaway with her best friend, but the resort mistakenly double-books them with two eligible men, including Ben, an entrepreneur. Taylor Cole, Jack Turner. (2:00) HALL March 10 11a Online Abduction (’15, Suspense) A young woman uses geotagged pictures to help rescue her kidnapped brother. David Chokachi, Brooke Butler, Natalia Livingston, Matthew Ziff. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 7 6p; 22 4p The Only Game in Town 556 (’70, Drama) A veteran chorus-girl and a gambling pianist become friends and lovers in Las Vegas. Elizabeth Taylor, Warren Beatty, Charles Braswell, Hank Henry. (PG, 1:53) (AL, AS) TCM March 16 9:30p

Only the Strong 5 (’93, Drama) A special forces officer teaches 12 tough youths “capoeira,” a musical form of kung fu. Mark Dacascos,

Stacey Travis, Geoffrey Lewis, Paco Christian Prieto. (PG-13, 1:36) (V) FXM March 5 10:20a; 6 8:50a; 24 8:50a; 25 1a

Open Marriage (’17, Drama) A couple agree to an open relationship with their friends but are ill-prepared for the jealousy, heartbreak and betrayal that soon follow. Tilky Jones, Nikki Leigh, Kelly Dowdle, Jason Tobias. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 23 4p Open Range 555 (’03, Western) Cattle herdsmen unite to battle a ruthless rancher and his henchmen in 1882. Robert Duvall, Kevin Costner, Annette Bening, Michael Gambon. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) AMC March 7 8p; 8 5p; 22 8p; 23 5p, FLIX-W March 1 8p OPEN ROAD (’13, Action) Angie, a free-spirited young woman living on her own terms, makes a connection with a drifter, a handsome cop and his sister. She finds herself torn between a life of absolute freedom and being tied to people who care about her. Juliette Lewis, Camilla Belle, Colin Egglesfield, Andy Garcia. (1:29) MPLEX March 4 10p; 5 9:18a; 26 1:35p; 27 6:07a Open Season 556 (’06, Children’s) Animated. Stranded in the wilderness, a mule deer and a domesticated bear try to make their way back to the safety of a town preserve before a hunter catches them. Voices of Martin Lawrence, Ashton Kutcher, Gary Sinise, Debra Messing. (1:29) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 20 11:49a, 8p; 21 7:18a; 25 8:33a, 5p; 31 11:51a, 7p, MPLEX March 2 10:09p; 3 12:08p; 7 7:19a, 3:31p; 12 5:12a, 1:47p; 16 3:16a, 8:45a, 5p Open Water 3: Cage Dive (’17, Suspense) Three friends from California head to the rugged Australian coast for a cage-dive encounter with great white sharks. When a massive wave suddenly destroys their boat, they find themselves floating in the ocean with a swarm of hungry man-eaters. Joel Hogan, Megan Peta Hill, Josh

MOVIES Potthoff, Pete Valley. (1:30) (AL, AS, V) SYFY March 2 12a, 10:29a

Opening Day (’38, Comedy) When city treasurer Benchley is called upon to throw out the ball for the first baseball game at the new Sneeversport Municipal Park, the speech he delivers reveals how little he actually knows about baseball. Robert Benchley. 9 TCM March 29 2:45p Operation Condor 556 (’91, Action) Hired by a Spanish baron, a mercenary and his entourage seek Nazi gold buried in the Sahara Desert. Jackie Chan, Carol “Do Do” Cheng, Eva Cobo de Garcia, Shoko Ikeda. (1:45) (AS, V) FLIX-W March 15 2:45p; 19 7a, 4:30p; 22 12p, 7:30p; 26 4:30a; 29 5:35a

The Original Kings of Comedy 556 (’00, Documentary) Spike Lee directed this document of an evening of stand-up comedy performed by four prominent black entertainers. Cedric the Entertainer, Steve Harvey, D.L. Hughley, Bernie Mac. (R, 1:55) (AL, AS) EBLACK March 2 12:56a, 6:06p; 8 11:18a, 9:21p; 25 2:39a, 5:45p

Osama 5556 (’03, Drama) Desperate for money, an Afghan widow dresses her daughter like a boy so she can work for a shopkeeper. Marina Golbahari, Arif Herati, Zubaida Sahar, Khwaja Nader. (1:30) (AS) FLIX-W March 28 9:30a

Oscar Wilde 555 (’59, Biography) The Victorian wit sues the Marquess of Queensberry for libel, egged on by the marquess’ son, Lord Alfred. Robert Morley, Ralph Richardson, John Neville, Phyllis Calvert. 9 (NR, 1:36) TCM March 21 3:15p

The Other Mother (’17, Suspense) A divorced woman desperately tries to reconnect with her daughter, fearing that her ex-husband’s new wife is intentionally leading the family down a dark path. Annie Wersching, Kimberley Crossman, Tyler Christopher, Kennedy Tucker. (2:00) (AS) LIFE March 18 10:02p; 19 2:04a, LIFEMOV March 3 8p; 4 12a The Other Wife (’16, Suspense) Two widows who simultaneously shared the same husband must escape from a mob hit man. Kimberley Hews, Tonya Kay, Christine Sclafani, Lisa Goodman. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 26 8p; 27 12a The Other Woman 55 (’14, Romance-Comedy) A wife and two mistresses join forces to take revenge on the suave cad who betrayed all of them. Cameron Diaz, Leslie Mann, Kate Upton, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. (PG-13, 1:49) (AL, AS) FXM March 22 5p, 7:15p The Others 555 (’01, Suspense) A devout woman with two sunlight-sensitive children believes ghosts inhabit her darkened island mansion. Nicole Kidman, Christopher Eccleston, Alakina Mann, James Bentley. (PG-13, 1:41) (AS) IFC-E March 15 4:45a, 9:30a; 26 4a; 27 12:45a La Otra Mujer (’71, Comedia) Un abogado de muy buena reputación está casado con una mujer de dinero, pero también tiene tres hijos con su amante. Mauricio Garcés, Saby Kamalich, Félix González, Maria Duval. (1:30) TELM March 4 2a Our Kind of Traitor 556 (’16, Suspense) A money launderer for Russian gangsters asks a couple vacationing in Marrakech, Morocco, to deliver incriminating evidence to an MI6 agent. Ewan McGregor, Stellan Skarsgard, Damian Lewis, Naomie Harris. (1:50) (AL, AS, N, V) EPIX March 31 8:20a, 6:10p

Our Man Flint 555 (’66, Action) Superspy Derek Flint, agent of Z.O.W.I.E., stops a geothermal plot to control the world’s weather. James

Coburn, Lee J. Cobb, Gila Golan, Edward Mulhare. (1:52) (AS, V) RPLEX March 2 11:38p; 13 11:09a; 14 4:50a; 29 8p

Our Old Car (’46, Documentary) A man traces the history of the cars his father owned. Narrated by John Nesbitt. 9 (NR, :11) TCM March 24 5a

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Cable P OUT OF TIME 556 (’03, Suspense) Considered a suspect in a deadly arson, a police chief must cover his tracks while trying to prove his innocence. Denzel Washington, Eva Mendes, Sanaa Lathan, Dean Cain. (PG-13, 1:45) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 7 9p; 8 10:21a, 5:22p; 16 11:15p; 17 4:43p, ECLASS March 28 10:39a; 30 11:15p, EBLACK March 4 7:25a, 5:57p; 12 7:56a, 6:12p; 20 11:28a, 9:22p The Out-of-Towners 556 (’99, Comedy) An Ohio couple reinvigorate their passionless marriage during a bizarre 24 hours in New York City. Steve Martin, Goldie Hawn, Mark McKinney, John Cleese. (1:32) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 3 11:39p; 4 3:22p Outlander 55 (’08, Action) An alien soldier crashes on Earth during the time of the Vikings and blends his technology with theirs to hunt his enemy. James Caviezel, Ron Perlman, Sophia Myles, Jack Huston. (2:00) (AS, V) FLIX-W March 20 8a, 10p; 23 8:30a; 24 5:05a; 28 7:30a, 4:15p The Outlaw Josey Wales 555 (’76, Western) A Missouri farmer hunts down the Union soldiers who killed his family and left him for dead. Clint Eastwood, Chief Dan George, Sondra Locke, Bill McKinney. (3:03) (AL, AS, BN, R, V) HIST March 1 12:03a, REELZ March 19 4p, 7p Outlaw Prophet: Warren Jeffs (’14, Docudrama) The FBI pursues Mormon polygamist Warren Jeffs for arranging the marriages of underage girls. Tony Goldwyn, Martin Landau, Molly Parker, Joey King. (TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 25 6a Outlaws and Angels 556 (’16, Western) In 1887, three violent fugitives hold a couple and their children hostage in their isolated New Mexico farmhouse. Chad Michael Murray, Francesca Eastwood, Madisen Beaty, Ben Browder. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV) EPIX March 26 2:20p Outlaws of the Plains 5 (’46, Western) Fuzzy finds hidden gold on Nord’s land, Fuzzy is eager to buy it until a friend discovers a gang of outlaws is planning to rob everyone in the area. Buster Crabbe, Al “Fuzzy” St. John, Patti McCarty, Charles King Jr. 9 (NR, :56) EWESTN March 24 6:10a

Over the Hedge 555 (’06, Children’s) Animated. An opportunistic raccoon teaches fellow animals about the edible treasures that the new humans in the neighborhood conveniently leave outdoors. Voices of Bruce Willis, Garry Shandling, Steve Carell, William Shatner. (2:00) (AS) ABC March 24 8p Overboard 556 (’87, Comedy) A yachtsman’s wife falls overboard, forgets who she is and becomes an Oregon carpenter’s mate. Goldie

Hawn, Kurt Russell, Edward Herrmann, Katherine Helmond. (PG, 1:52) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 4 9p; 5 5:03p; 21 8:47a, 10:52p; 22 7:23a; 24 6:06p; 25 4:17p, ECLASS March 16 10:49a, 9:21p

Overcome (’08, Drama) A rebellious teenager re-evaluates his lifestyle after an accident. Aaron

U. Brown, Jaycee Lynn, Samuel Potter, Liosi Fehoko. (1:30) TBN March 3 9p

P P2 56 (’07, Suspense) On Christmas Eve a lone woman desperately tries to evade a sinister security guard as he chases her through an empty parking garage. Wes Bentley, Rachel Nichols, Simon Reynolds, Philip Akin. (1:40) (AL, AS, GV) EPIX March 14 7:30a Pacific Rim 555 (’13, Science Fiction) A washed-up ex-pilot and an untested trainee must drive an old, obsolete robot in a last-ditch effort to repel a lethal force of monstrous invaders. Charlie Hunnam, Diego Klattenhoff, Idris Elba, Rinko Kikuchi. (3:30) (AL, AS, V) FX March 22 6:30p, 11:30p; 24 8p; 25 4:30p

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Cable P The Pacifier 55 (’05, Children’s) A Navy SEAL faces the ultimate test when he must care for five children and protect them from their father’s enemies. Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham, Faith Ford, Brittany Snow. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) TBS March 3 7:30a; 24 8a The Package (’13, Action) Assassins dog the trail of a mob enforcer who’s been entrusted to deliver a special parcel to an international crime lord known as the German. Steve Austin, Dolph Lundgren, Michael Daingerfield, Darren Shahlavi. (R, 1:33) (V) EACTN March 4 2a The Pact 55 (’02, Drama) Two families deal with loss, guilt and suspicion after a suicide pact leaves one teen dead and her boyfriend alive. Megan Mullally, Juliet Stevenson, Henry Czerny, Bob Gunton. (TV14, 2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 7 8a

Paddy O’Day 56 (’35, Musical Comedy) A young Irish girl finds friends and sings after coming to America to find her mother. Jane Withers, Rita Cansino, Pinky Tomlin, Jane Darwell. 9 (NR, 1:13) TCM March 17 7p Page One: A Year Inside the New York Times 555 (’11, Documentary) Filmmaker Andrew Rossi examines how the New York Times and its reporters are responding to the massive changes in the way news is gathered, analyzed and dispersed. (1:35) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 6 5:31a, 2:26p; 22 10:25a; 24 6:54a Paid in Full 556 (’02, Crime Drama) A dry cleaner’s delivery boy becomes one of the most powerful drug dealers in 1980s Harlem. Based on a true story. Wood Harris, Mekhi Phifer, Kevin Carroll, Esai Morales. (R, 1:37) (AL, AS, SSC, V) EBLACK March 5 12:46p; 10 7:17a, 6:49p; 23 2:50p, 10:56p, EACTN March 28 3:18a The Painted Veil 555 (’34, Drama) A doctor takes his wife with him to fight cholera in China after catching her with another guy. Greta Garbo, Herbert Marshall, George Brent, Warner Oland. 9 (NR, 1:23) TCM March 15 10a The Pallbearer 556 (’96, Comedy-Drama) A guy in his 20s has a fling with an older woman while wooing a girl he liked in high school. David Schwimmer, Gwyneth Paltrow, Michael Rapaport, Toni Collette. (1:41) (AL, AS) MPLEX March 10 6:38p, 11:42p; 11 9:52a; 29 5p; 30 8:27a

Pan 55 (’15, Children’s) Whisked away to the fantastical world of Neverland, a 12-year-old orphan must defeat the ruthless pirate Blackbeard and become the hero forever known as Peter Pan. Hugh Jackman, Garrett Hedlund, Rooney Mara, Levi Miller. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) BBCA March 6 8p, 10:30p Pandorum 55 (’09, Science Fiction) Two astronauts discover a terrifying reality after awaking disoriented, aboard a seemingly abandoned spaceship. Dennis Quaid, Ben Foster, Cam Gigandet, Antje Traue. (R, 1:48) (AL, AS, GV) ENCR-W March 5 4:42a, EACTN March 1 6:02a, 3:47p, 11:48p; 21 7:27p; 22 3:56p; 25 1:52a, 8:56a, 6:09p PANIC ROOM 555 (’02, Suspense) A single woman and her daughter must play a cat-andmouse game after three thieves invade their New York brownstone. Jodie Foster, Forest Whitaker, Dwight Yoakam, Jared Leto. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) OVATN March 9 4p; 12 8p; 13 4p; 24 4:30p; 25 2p Paper Towns 556 (’15, Comedy-Drama) Following a night of adventure with his mysterious neighbor, a teen and his friends use cryptic clues to find her after she suddenly disappears. Nat Wolff, Cara Delevingne, Halston Sage, Austin Abrams. (PG-13, 1:49) (AL, AS, N) FXM March 9 10:30p, FX March 12 7a

Papillon 5556 (’73, Suspense) Safecracker Henri “The Butterfly” Charriere tries to escape from Devil’s Island with counterfeiter Louis Dega. Steve McQueen, Dustin Hoffman, Victor Jory, Don

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MOVIES Gordon. (2:35) (AL, AS, V) HDMOV March 13 7:15a; 24 6p; 25 6:20a; 29 8:15p

Paranormal Activity 555 (’07, Suspense) A young couple move into their first new home but are disturbed by what appears to be a supernatural presence that is most active at night. Katie

Featherston, Micah Sloat, Amber Armstrong, Mark Fredrichs. (R, 1:26) (AL, AS) IFC-E March 7 8:15a; 16 7:30p; 17 3a; 28 3p, 11p

Paranormal Activity 2 556 (’10, Horror) A young woman and her boyfriend visit her family and learn that ghosts may haunt their new Southern California home. Katie Featherston, Micah Sloat, Brian Boland, Molly Ephraim. (R, 1:31) (AL, AS, V) IFC-E March 16 1a, 9:30p; 19 7a, 8p; 28 5p; 29 1a Paranormal Activity 3 556 (’11, Horror) A wedding videographer places cameras throughout his home to uncover the source of late-night noises that are disturbing his family. Katie Featherston, Sprague Grayden, Lauren Bittner, Christopher Nicholas Smith. (R, 1:21) (AL, AS, V) IFC-E March 16 11:30p; 19 9a, 10p; 28 7p; 29 3a

Paranormal Activity 4 55 (’12, Horror) A teenager bears witness to terrifying events that occur when she and her family become the temporary caretakers of a creepy neighbor boy.

Kathryn Newton, Matt Shively, Aiden Lovekamp, Brady Allen. (R, 1:27) (AL, AS, V) IFC-E March 3 5:15a; 7 4a, 10:15a; 19 11a; 20 12a; 28 9p

Parental Guidance 55 (’12, Children’s) Modern problems collide with old-school methods when a man and his eager-to-please wife baby-sit for their three grandchildren. Billy Crystal, Bette Midler, Marisa Tomei, Tom Everett Scott. (PG, 1:44) (AS) FXM March 17 12p, 10p Parker 55 (’13, Action) After his crew double-crosses him and leaves him for dead, a professional thief takes on an unlikely partner in a plan to hijack the crew’s next big score. Jason Statham, Jennifer Lopez, Michael Chiklis, Wendell Pierce. (2:30) (AL, AS, BN, GV) USA March 10 11:30a

9 (1:30) (AS, V) HDMOV March 18 4:30p; 19 2:10a, 3a; 24 3a; 30 3a The Patriot 555 (’00, War) A pacifist farmer of South Carolina reluctantly joins the Revolutionary War and fights alongside his son. Mel Gibson, Heath Ledger, Joely Richardson, Jason Isaacs. (R, 2:44) (AS, GV) EACTN March 3 3:28a, 1:54p, 9:42p; 15 12:26p, 8:13p; 16 8:15a; 31 1:33a, 9:24a, 5:13p Patriot Games 555 (’92, Suspense) An IRA terrorist vows revenge against the ex-CIA agent who killed the man’s brother and thwarted an attack on royalty. Harrison Ford, Anne Archer, Patrick Bergin, Sean Bean. (R, 1:56) (AL, V) ESUSP March 11 4:39p Patriots Rising: The American Revolution Five unsung Colonial patriots strike pivotal blows for the cause of American independence. (TV14, 1:00) AHC March 22 5p, 8p Patriots Rising: The American Revolution The Continental Army and the cause of American independence teeter on the brink of annihilation. (TV14, 1:00) AHC March 22 6p, 9p Patriots Rising: The American Revolution The British unleash a bold campaign in the South; unsung patriots help change the course of the war. (TV14, 1:00) AHC March 22 7p, 10p PATTON 5555 (’70, Biography) Flamboyant Gen. George S. Patton receives accolades and censure as he fights World War II. George C. Scott, Karl Malden, Michael Bates, Edward Binns. (PG, 2:49) (AL, V) SUND March 3 2p; 4 1a, TCM March 1 8p Paul 556 (’11, Comedy) On a pilgrimage to America’s UFO heartland, two British sci-fi geeks meet an extraterrestrial and hatch a plan to help him return to his spaceship. Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Voice of Seth Rogen, Jason Bateman. (2:00) (AL, AS) SYFY March 6 12p; 7 9:29a; 30 11a Paul Blart: Mall Cop 55 (’09, Comedy) When crooks shut down a suburban New Jersey shopping mall, a security officer must find his inner policeman to save the day. Kevin James,

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Jayma Mays, Keir O’Donnell, Bobby Cannavale. (PG, 1:31) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 6 7:17a; 22 11a; 24 8:30a, ECLASS March 10 8:45a, 5:41p; 27 8:08a, 4:35p

Pawn 55 (’13, Suspense) A robbery turns into a tense hostage situation when three gunmen hold up a diner the mob uses as a front. Forest Passengers 55 (’08, Suspense) A therapist Whitaker, Michael Chiklis, Nikki Reed, Ray Liotta. (R, suspects that a plane-crash survivor knows more 1:28) (AL, AS, V) EBLACK March 2 5:34a, 2:15p, about the accident’s cause and the fates of his 11:03p; 6 7:23a, 6:30p; 26 3:33a, 2:57p, EACTN fellow survivors than he is admitting. Anne HathaMarch 20 1:34a, IPLEX March 8 7:03a way, Patrick Wilson, David Morse, Andre Braugher. (1:35) (AS) IPLEX March 9 7:25p; 10 3:09a, MPLEX Pawn Shop Chronicles 56 (’13, Action) An March 4 6:49a, 6:38p Elvis impersonator, meth-addicted white supremacists, and a man searching for his wife hunt The Passion of the Christ 555 (’04, for a missing wedding ring. Paul Walker, Norman Drama) Condemned to die by crucifixion, Jesus of Reedus, Elijah Wood, Brendan Fraser. (R, 1:52) (AL, Nazareth endures the agony of his final 12 hours. AS, N, V) EACTN March 8 3:43p Jim Caviezel, Monica Bellucci, Claudia Gerini, Maia Morgenstern. (2:00) (AS, GV) UP March 25 6p, 10p Payback 556 (’99, Action) A man seeks revenge on his wife and crime partner, who Past Malice: An Emma Fielding Mysshot him and left him for dead. Mel Gibson, Gregg tery (’18, Mystery) Archaeologist Emma Fielding Henry, Maria Bello, Deborah Kara Unger. (R, 1:41) finds her colleague murdered in the crypts below (AL, AS, GV) ECLASS March 9 4:25p, 11:54p; 13 Chandler Castle. When she makes unsettling con9:39p; 28 4:25p, EACTN March 4 8p; 5 3:32p; 15 nections to an age-old curse, Emma, her students, 4:19a, 4:57p; 24 7:05a, 2:38p and FBI agent Jim Conner soon find themselves in danger. Courtney Thorne-Smith, James Tupper. P.C.U. 55 (’94, Comedy) Politically correct colle(2:00) HALLMV March 27 9p gians unite against the residents of a dorm where offensive behavior is encouraged. Jeremy Piven, Past Obsessions (’11, Suspense) A woman Chris Young, Jon Favreau, David Spade. (1:25) (AL, fakes her own death to escape from her abusive AS) IPLEX March 6 9:12a, 7:36p; 29 6:15a husband, but her peaceful new life is shattered when he discovers she’s alive. Josie Davis, David The Peanuts Movie 555 (’15, Children’s) Millbern, Lochlyn Munro, Sonja Bennett. (2:00) Animated. Good ol’ Charlie Brown develops a LIFEMOV March 8 10p; 9 2a crush on the Little Red-Haired Girl while his best friend Snoopy embarks on an epic adventure as Pathfinder 55 (’07, Adventure) American India World War I flying ace who pursues the Red ans adopt and raise as their own a Viking boy Baron. Voices of Noah Schnapp, Hadley Belle Miller, who was left behind by his own people during a Mariel Sheets, Alex Garfin. (G, 1:29) FXM March 10 raid. Karl Urban, Moon Bloodgood, Russell Means, 4p, 5:45p; 18 4p, 5:45p Clancy Brown. (R, 1:39) (AS, GV) EACTN March 6 3:56p, 11:51p; 21 2:20p, 9:18p; 30 5:48p; 31 1:43p Peeples 55 (’13, Romance-Comedy) A man’s plan to propose to his girlfriend goes hilariously PATHS OF GLORY 5555 (’57, War) A World awry when he becomes entangled in a web of War I French colonel defends three soldiers picked white lies and comic dysfunction with her upperto be shot for a general’s blunder. Kirk Douglas, Ralph Meeker, Adolphe Menjou, George Macready. crust family. Craig Robinson, Kerry Washington, All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.

David Alan Grier, S. Epatha Merkerson. (2:00) (AL, AS) VH1 March 4 2a Peg O’ My Heart 556 (’33, Musical) An Irish villager’s daughter must leave home and live with British aristocrats to inherit a fortune. Marion Davies, Onslow Stevens, J. Farrell MacDonald, Juliette Compton. 9 (NR, 1:29) TCM March 17 3:30a

Penguins of Madagascar 556 (’14, Children’s) Animated. Plucky penguins Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private join forces with a savvy spy to thwart a tentacled villain’s plans to take over the world. Voices of Benedict Cumberbatch, John Malkovich, Tom McGrath, Chris Miller. (2:00) (AS) FXX March 1 1p; 2 11a, FXM March 17 5:50p, 8p

The People Under the Stairs 55 (’91, Horror) A ghetto boy discovers his landlords are weirdos hiding something in the cellar. Brandon Adams, Everett McGill, Wendy Robie, A.J. Langer. (R, 1:42) (AL, AS, GV) EBLACK March 12 2:51a, 11:23a; 20 5:27a; 24 4:05a, ESUSP March 30

12:24a Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief 55 (’10, Children’s) After learning he is the son of Poseidon, a youth must prevent a war among the gods and rescue his mother from Hades, king of the underworld.

Logan Lerman, Brandon T. Jackson, Alexandra Daddario, Jake Abel. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) TBS March 3 12a; 4 12:30p

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters 55 (’13, Children’s) To find the magic Golden Fleece and save Camp Half-Blood, demigod Percy and his friends undertake a dangerous odyssey into the area known to humans as the Bermuda Triangle. Logan Lerman, Brandon T. Jackson, Alexandra Daddario, Jake Abel. (2:15) (AL, AS, V) TBS March 4 3p; 5 3:15a The Perfect Assistant 55 (’08, Drama) A woman becomes infatuated with her boss, and when his wife becomes seriously ill, she tries to seduce him. Rachel Hunter, Chris Potter, Josie Davis, Jason Harper. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 4 4p The Perfect Boss (’13, Suspense) Officials at a pharmaceutical company try to prevent a researcher from exposing the truth about a dangerous drug. Jamie Luner, Ashley Leggat, Linden Ashby, Gary Hudson. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 10 2p The Perfect Bride (’17, Romance) Fitness instructor Molly runs the Bridal Boot Camp, helping prospective brides-to-be get in shape for the big day. Things get complicated when sparks start to fly between herself and Nick, the fiance of one of her new clients. Pascale Hutton, Kavan Smith, Leanne Lapp, Anna Van Hooft. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 4 7p The Perfect Catch (’17, Romance) A single mother reinvents her struggling diner while spending time with a former high-school boyfriend who’s now a superstar baseball player. Nikki DeLoach, Andrew Walker, Chance Hurstfield, Vincent Dangerfield. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 17 7p; 23 8p

The Perfect Girlfriend (’15, Suspense) Smitten with her new employee, a woman uses the Internet to impersonate his long-distance girlfriend and destroy their relationship. Adrienne Frantz, Jon Cor, Ashley Leggat, Scott Bailey. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 6 10p; 7 2a Perfect High (’15, Drama) A teen’s life spirals out of control when she starts abusing painkillers and heroin with her new friends from school. Bella Thorne, Israel Broussard, Daniela Bobadilla, Ross Butler. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 6 10a

The Perfect Man 55 (’05, Romance-Comedy) A crafty teen invents a secret admirer to prevent her mother from having another bad relationship. Hilary Duff, Heather Locklear, Chris Noth, Mike O’Malley. (2:00) (AS) FREEFM March 22 12a

The Perfect Marriage (’06, Suspense) A con man convinces his married lover to kill her husband for the insurance money, and his reckless spending drives her away. Jamie Luner, William

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R. Moses, James Wilder, Sophie Gendron. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 17 6p

Perfect Match (’15, Romance-Comedy) Forced to work together, two wedding planners learn that opposites can produce the most unexpected results. Danica McKellar, Paul Greene, Linda Gray, Meghan Gardiner. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 22 4p The Perfect Match 55 (’16, Romance-Comedy) Complications arise when a lifelong playboy bets his friends that he can date the same woman for one month without falling in love. Terrence J, Cassie Ventura, Donald Faison, Dascha Polanco. (1:40) (AL, AS, N) EPIX March 13 3:30a

A PERFECT MURDER 55 (’98, Suspense) A commodities broker persuades his wife’s lover to kill her in order to inherit her trust fund. Michael Douglas, Gwyneth Paltrow, Viggo Mortensen, David Suchet. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) OVATN March 4 8:30p; 9 10p; 21 9p; 24 8p, LIFEMOV March 17 10p; 18 2a

The Perfect Soulmate (’17, Suspense) An isolated poet becomes desperate to escape her controlling, abusive husband. She befriends a devoted fan, unwittingly inviting another dangerous person into her life. Cassandra Scerbo, Alex Paxton-Beesley, Scott Gibson, Jeff Teravainen. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 12 8p; 13 12a Perfect Storms An unexplained event in A.D. 536 causes worldwide crop failures and drops in temperature. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 21 10p; 22 1a; 27 8a Perfect Storms An earthquake in 1755 off the coast of Portugal destroys most of the city of Lisbon. (1:00) SMITH March 14 10p; 15 1a; 20 8a Perfect Storms A hurricane hits Galveston, Texas, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 8,000 to 10,000 people. (1:00) SMITH March 28 10p; 29 1a Petals on the Wind (’14, Suspense) Cathy Dollanganger returns to Foxworth Hall to confront her grandmother and exact revenge on her mother. Heather Graham, Ellen Burstyn, Dylan Bruce, Rose McIver. (TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 11 10a The Phantom 556 (’96, Action) A purple-costumed superhero tries to thwart a master criminal’s acquisition of mystical skulls with legendary powers. Billy Zane, Kristy Swanson, Treat Williams, Catherine Zeta-Jones. (1:43) (AL, V) EFAMLY March 12 6:59a, 1:18p, 11:32p; 26 9:38p; 27 10:07a, MPLEX March 9 3:17p; 19 9:58p; 20 8:39a, 5p; 30 8:36p; 31 11:58a The Phantom From 10,000 Leagues 5 (’56, Science Fiction) Radiation exposure creates a mutated monster that kills swimmers and fishermen. Kent Taylor, Cathy Downs, Michael Whalen, Helene Stanton. 9 (NR, 1:20) TCM March 27 2:15a The Phantom of the Opera 555 (’43, Horror) An acid-scarred composer rises from the Paris sewers to boost his favorite opera understudy’s career. Claude Rains, Nelson Eddy, Susanna Foster, Edgar Barrier. (1:35) RPLEX March 1 6:25p; 2 2:43a; 12 3p, 11:38p; 26 2:09a, 6:25p Phat Girlz 55 (’06, Comedy) Two large women — one a tart-tongued gal who wants to be a fashion designer — struggle to find love and acceptance in a culture where thin is in. Mo’Nique, Jimmy Jean-Louis, Godfrey, Kendra C. Johnson. (PG13, 1:39) (AL, AS) EBLACK March 5 2:27p, 10:57p; 17 3:18a, 3p; 28 3a Philadelphia 555 (’93, Drama) Fired by his firm, a lawyer with AIDS fights back in court with help from his lawyer. Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington, Jason Robards, Antonio Banderas. (PG-13, 2:02) (AL) SUND March 16 2a, 12p THE PHILADELPHIA STORY 5555 (’40, Romance-Comedy) A snooty socialite fights with her ex-husband and flirts with a reporter. Cary Grant, Katharine Hepburn, James Stewart, Ruth Hussey. 9 (NR, 1:52) TCM March 18 1p THE PIANO 5555 (’93, Drama) The mute

wife of a settler teaches her lover to play the piano in colonial New Zealand. Holly Hunter, Harvey Keitel, Sam Neill, Anna Paquin. (2:05) (AS, N) HDMOV March 1 6:55p; 2 12:45a, 6:50a; 26 2:10p; 27 2a, 3a

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Piccadilly 556 (’29, Crime Drama) A dancer at a London nightclub is accused of murdering a colleague. Gilda Gray, Jameson Thomas, Anna May Wong, King Ho Chang. 9 (NR, 1:32) TCM March 4 8p The Pilgrim 55 (’23, Comedy) Silent. Residents of a small Texas town mistake an escaped convict for a minister. Charles Chaplin, Edna Purviance, Kitty Bradbury, Mack Swain. 9 (NR, :59) TCM March 19 9:45a Pillow Talk 5556 (’59, Romance-Comedy) An interior decorator and a playboy songwriter share a telephone party line and size each other up. Rock Hudson, Doris Day, Tony Randall, Thelma Ritter. (NR, 1:43) TCM March 11 5p Pineapple Express 556 (’08, Comedy) A stoner who witnessed a murder flees with his dealer when a drug lord and crooked cop trace a rare strain of marijuana back to them. Seth Rogen, James Franco, Gary Cole, Rosie Perez. (R, 1:52) (AL, AS, V) IFC-E March 11 5p, 7:30p; 12 12:30a; 23 5p, 7:30p; 30 7:30p; 31 12:30a, 2:30p The Pink Panther 5556 (’63, Comedy) Clumsy Inspector Jacques Clouseau chases a jewel thief and his nephew. Peter Sellers, David Niven, Robert Wagner, Capucine. (1:58) MPLEX March 6 2:10a, 12p; 10 6:18a, 1:21p; 22 9:58p; 23 6:26a, 3:02p The Pink Panther Strikes Again 555 (’76, Comedy) Inspector Clouseau is on the trail of his ex-boss, who is out to destroy the world.

Peter Sellers, Herbert Lom, Colin Blakely, Leonard Rossiter. (1:46) (AS, V) MPLEX March 10 9:56p; 11 11:33a; 23 5p; 24 4:38a

Pinocchio (’93, Children’s) Animated. Gepetto’s wooden puppet comes to life and has to earn the right to become a real boy. Voices of Jim Cummings. (2:10) FREEFM March 17 10:15a Pioneer Woman 556 (’73, Western) An 1860s Wyoming homesteader meets challenges with her husband and without him. Joanna Pettet, William Shatner, David Janssen, Lance LeGault. (NR, 1:18) EWESTN March 5 8a, 11:33p; 27 8:18a, 11:31p Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest 556 (’06, Adventure) Capt. Jack Sparrow must find a way to avoid the clutches of ghostly pirate Davy Jones and his crew or be damned for all eternity. Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Bill Nighy. (2:45) (AS, V) TNT March 5 4p Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 556 (’11, Adventure) Capt. Jack Sparrow encounters a woman from his past, who forces him to go aboard Blackbeard’s ship on a quest to find the legendary Fountain of Youth. Johnny Depp, Penélope Cruz, Ian McShane, Geoffrey Rush. (3:00) (AS, V) SYFY March 23 5p; 24 12:30p

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 555 (’03, Adventure) A swashbuckler must rescue a governor’s daughter from a pirate and his mates, who turn into skeletons by moonlight. Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley. (3:00) (AS, V) AMC March 9 9:30p; 10 5p; 21 10:30p; 22 2:30p; 26 1p Pit Pony (’97, Drama) A horse’s companionship helps a boy overcome his fears and work in a Nova Scotia coal mine to support his family. Ben Rose-Davis, Jennie Raymond, Richard Donat, Gabriel Hogan. (TVPG, 1:34) EFAMLY March 2 8:46a; 21 1:27p; 22 6:08a; 27 2:43a, 4:38p, MPLEX March 6 8:52a; 16 11:34a; 17 5:25a

Pitch Perfect 555 (’12, Musical Comedy) When a new student joins her college’s female a cappella group, she takes the women out of their comfort zone of traditional pieces and introduces them to innovative arrangements. Anna Kendrick, Skylar Astin, Rebel Wilson, Adam DeVine. (2:30) (AL, AS) CMT March 1 7:30p, 11p, COM March 17 4p, 11:30p, PARMT March 6 11p; 7 7:30p Pitch Perfect 2 556 (’15, Musical Comedy) When a scandal threatens to derail the Barden Bellas, the women must get their act together and redeem themselves at the world championships

MOVIES in Copenhagen, Denmark. Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson, Hailee Steinfeld, Brittany Snow. (2:30) (AL, AS) FX March 5 7p, 9:30p, FXX March 24 5p, 7:30p, FXM March 11 5p, 7:20p Pixels 56 (’15, Comedy) Live action/animated. A home-theater installer leads a team of oldschool arcade champs and a military specialist in a battle against aliens who base their attacks on 1980s-era video games. Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Michelle Monaghan, Peter Dinklage. (2:00) (AL, AS) FXX March 20 12:30p; 21 10a Plain Truth (’04, Drama) A cynical lawyer defends an Amish teenager who is accused of murdering an infant. Mariska Hargitay, Alison Pill, Jonathan LaPaglia, Catherine Disher. (TVPG, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 18 6a Planes, Trains and Automobiles 5556 (’87, Comedy) An ad exec and a shower-curtain-ring salesman become co-travelers on the way to Thanksgiving in Chicago. Steve Martin, John Candy, Laila Robins, Michael McKean. (R, 1:32) (AL, AS) ECLASS March 18 12:41p, 10:51p; 19 5:29a; 27 11:28a Planet 51 55 (’09, Children’s) Animated. An astronaut lands on a planet he thought was uninhabited, but he finds an alien civilization that resembles 1950s-era America. Voices of Dwayne Johnson, Jessica Biel, Justin Long, Gary Oldman. (1:32) (AS) EFAMLY March 6 9:49a; 7 6:04a; 11 10:38a, 5p; 12 8:41a; 15 11:57a, 6:25p; 24 10:44a, 7p; 25 6:59a, ECLASS March 27 3:02p

Planet of the Apes 55 (’01, Science Fiction) In 2029 an astronaut leads a human uprising against a military leader and his army of ruling simians. Mark Wahlberg, Tim Roth, Helena Bonham Carter, Michael Clarke Duncan. (PG-13, 2:00) (V) ECLASS March 1 11:17p; 2 9:05a; 7 12:32p; 26 12:08p; 27 2:08a, ESUSP March 5 2:54p; 13 12:41p; 14 4:50a; 22 8:16a, 6:58p PLANET OF THE APES 5555 (’68, Science Fiction) An astronaut and his team crash on a world ruled by intelligent, talking simians who treat humans like animals. Charlton Heston, Roddy McDowall, Kim Hunter, Maurice Evans. (2:30) AMC March 8 9a Plants Behaving Badly Pitcher plant survival is based on its symbiotic relationship with a single ant species. (TVPG, 1:00) PBS March 7 10p; 8 3a; 10 4a; 12 5a Plants Behaving Badly How orchids attract pollination and the specific conditions needed for some varieties to grow. (TVPG, 1:00) PBS March 14 10p; 15 5a; 16 3a; 18 4a; 19 5a Play Misty for Me 555 (’71, Suspense) An avid listener becomes obsessed with a California disc jockey who had an affair with her. Clint Eastwood, Jessica Walter, Donna Mills, John Larch.

(1:45) (AS, V) RPLEX March 5 2:25a, 2:35p; 10 7:18a, 6:15p; 16 2:25p, 11:16p; 20 7:38a, 3:56p, ESUSP March 25 12:06p, 7:15p Played (’06, Crime Drama) Rival gangs hire a British thug, who was imprisoned for eight years, to complete a hit in Los Angeles. Val Kilmer, Gabriel Byrne, Vinnie Jones, Anthony LaPaglia. (1:29) (AL, AS, N, V) IPLEX March 18 7:43a The Player 5556 (’92, Comedy) About 65 real-life movie stars fringe the satire of a Hollywood studio executive who gets away with murder. Tim Robbins, Greta Scacchi, Fred Ward, Whoopi Goldberg. (R, 2:03) (AL, AS) TCM March 18 12:45a The Players Club 55 (’98, Comedy-Drama) A single mother attending college moonlights as a stripper in a rowdy nightclub in order to pay for her tuition. LisaRaye, Bernie Mac, Monica Calhoun, A.J. Johnson. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) BET March 1 4p Pocahontas 556 (’95, Children’s) Animated. Based on a story of John Smith, a Powhatan

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Cable P Indian stops a war between her tribe and the British by interceding with the chief, her father. Voice of Irene Bedard, Voice of Judy Kuhn, Voice of Mel Gibson, Voice of Linda Hunt. (1:55) FREEFM March 30 4:30p; 31 1:05p

Pocket Listing (’15, Action) When a power player and his sultry wife hire a disgraced property broker to discreetly market and sell their Malibu villa, double crosses, adultery, murder and revenge ensue. Rob Lowe, Burt Reynolds, Noel Gugliemi, Kwesi Boakye. (1:35) (AL, AS, N, V) EPIX March 6 7:15a; 27 8:50a Poetic Justice 556 (’93, Romance-Comedy) A beauty-salon worker goes from South Central Los Angeles to Oakland in a mail truck with a guy she cannot stand. Janet Jackson, Tupac Shakur, Regina King, Joe Torry. (1:52) (AL, AS, V) IPLEX March 2 2:52p; 3 12:43a; 22 3:13p, 10:54p Point Break 55 (’15, Action) Young FBI recruit Johnny Utah goes under cover to infiltrate a gang of extreme athletes who perform daredevil heists. Édgar Ramírez, Luke Bracey, Ray Winstone, Teresa Palmer. (2:15) (AL, AS, V) TNT March 9 8p

Point Break 555 (’91, Action) An FBI agent turns California surfer to nab bank robbers who wear rubber masks of four ex-presidents. Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves, Gary Busey, Lori Petty. (R, 2:02) (AL, AS, BN, V) SUND March 5 9p; 6 6:15p; 18 4:15p; 19 1:30a; 27 5:15p; 28 10:15a Poltergeist 5556 (’82, Horror) A suburban couple’s little girl is drawn from her bedroom into a nightmarish other dimension. Craig T. Nelson, JoBeth Williams, Beatrice Straight, Dominique Dunne. (PG, 1:54) (AL, AS, V) TCM March 8 9:15p

Poltergeist 55 (’15, Horror) Parapsychologists visit a family’s home when sinister spirits hold their youngest daughter captive. Sam Rockwell, Rosemarie DeWitt, Kyle Catlett, Jane Adams. (PG-13, 1:33) (AL, AS) FXM March 12 3p, 8:50p Polycarp (’15, Historical Drama) During the second century, Anna, a young slave girl, is rescued by Christians in Smyrna and befriended by the bishop. As she struggles to reconcile her beliefs, she and other Christians stand up for their faith when Caesar demands worship from all. Garry Nation, Eliya Hurt, Rusty Martin, Justin Lewis. (1:30) EWTN March 3 5p; 4 10:30p

Portrait of Love (’14, Romance) Returning to her hometown, a renowned photographer encounters the man who broke her heart. Jason Dohring, Bree Williamson, Corbin Bernsen, Frances Fisher. (2:00) HALL March 17 9a

Posse From Hell 556 (’61, Western) A deputized gunfighter leads the hunt for killer bank robbers holding a woman hostage. Audie Murphy, John Saxon, Zohra Lampert, Vic Morrow. (NR, 1:29) EWESTN March 5 12:30p; 6 12:49a; 28 12:30p; 29 12:52a

The Possession 55 (’12, Horror) Parents must work together to save their young daughter from a dybbuk, a malevolent spirit that inhabits and ultimately devours its human host. Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Kyra Sedgwick, Natasha Calis, Madison Davenport. (2:00) (AS, V) SYFY March 8 12p; 9 2a; 30 7a

POUND OF FLESH (’15, Action) A former black-ops agent begins a blood-soaked quest to find the organ thieves who stole his kidney before he could donate it to his dying niece. JeanClaude Van Damme, Darren Shahlavi, Terese Cilluffo, John Ralston. (R, 1:44) (AL, AS, V) ESUSP March 16 7:13p; 17 1:55a; 19 3:37a; 28 5:03p

Prairie Badmen 56 (’46, Western) Cowboy Billy Carson and his pal help a medicine-show man with a treasure map. Buster Crabbe, Al “Fuzzy” St. John, Patricia Knox 9 (NR, :55) EWESTN March 19 7:09a

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Cable P The Preacher’s Mistress (’13, Suspense) A woman’s affair with a cleric turns disastrous when the man’s wife is found murdered. Sarah Lancaster, Natalia Cigliuti, Drew Waters, Eleese Lester. (2:00) LIFE March 4 6p

The Preacher’s Sin (’15, Drama) A popular radio preacher and author tries to keep his lessthan-perfect home life under wraps, but his life begins to implode with the discovery of a son from a brief extramarital affair. JR Bourne, Allie Gonino, Tara Spencer-Nairn, Tori Barban. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 13 10a Precious Cargo (’16, Action) To get back in the good graces of her murderous boss, a seductive thief recruits an ex-lover to steal rare and valuable gems. Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Bruce Willis, Claire Forlani, Daniel Bernhardt. (1:35) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 5 12:50p PREDATORS 55 (’10, Science Fiction) On an alien planet, a mercenary and his ragtag band of fighters struggle to survive against an onslaught of fearsome warriors who hunt them for sport. Adrien Brody, Topher Grace, Alice Braga, Walton Goggins. (2:30) (AL, AS, GV) SYFY March 3 8:30p; 4 5:35p; 12 9p; 13 5:37p; 28 11p; 29 4:36p The Pregnancy Pact (’10, Drama) A woman returns to her hometown to investigate the sudden increase in teenage pregnancies. Nancy Travis, Thora Birch, Camryn Manheim, Madisen Beaty. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 17 10a

The Pregnancy Project (’12, Docudrama) As part of a social experiment, high-school student Gaby Rodriguez pretends to be pregnant. Alexa Vega, Judy Reyes, Walter Perez, Sarah Smyth. (TVPG, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 2 8a; 30 8a Pregnant at 17 (’16, Suspense) Chelsea thinks her life is turning around until she discovers she is pregnant. Sonia, her lover’s wife, feels sorry for her and tries to help her. When a dark figure from Chelsea’s past returns, it puts all of their lives in danger. Josie Bissett, Zoé De Grand Maison, Roark Critchlow, Jake Manley. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 6 6p Premium Rush 555 (’12, Action) A bike messenger’s last delivery of the day turns into a life-or-death chase through Manhattan. Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Michael Shannon, Dania Ramirez, Jamie Chung. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) TBS March 12 1a

Premonition 55 (’07, Suspense) A woman battles time and destiny to save her family after experiencing a precognitive vision of her husband’s death. Sandra Bullock, Julian McMahon, Nia Long, Kate Nelligan. (PG-13, 1:36) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 11 9p, ESUSP March 16 3:53p; 21 12:17p; 22 12:18a; 24 6:40a, 3:59p The Presidio 55 (’88, Action) An Army provost marshal clashes with a detective over a murder at the San Francisco military base. Sean Connery, Mark Harmon, Meg Ryan, Jack Warden. (1:45) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 8 8p; 9 2:50p; 22 1:50a Prestige 556 (’32, Adventure) The heat gets to a French army captain whose wife joins him at a jungle outpost. Ann Harding, Adolphe Menjou, Melvyn Douglas, Ian MacLaren. 9 (NR, 1:13) TCM March 8 3:45a The Prestige 555 (’06, Drama) After an illusion goes tragically wrong, two 19th-century magicians engage in a bitter and potentially deadly rivalry. Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Scarlett Johansson. (3:00) (AS, V) VICE March 10 11a; 11 8a Presumed Dead (’05, Suspense) A man and a woman try to make their marriage work, with murderous consequences. Sherilyn Fenn, Duncan Regehr, Rhonda Dent, Jay Brazeau. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 29 6a Presumed Dead in Paradise (’14, Suspense) While on an island getaway with her stepmother, a rebellious teen uncovers a dark

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Jow, Olivia d’Abo, Gavin Houston, Luis Omar O’Farrill. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 1 4p

Pretty Bird 55 (’08, Comedy-Drama) A fasttalking entrepreneur ropes a jobless scientist into his scheme to make and sell rocket belts. Billy Crudup, Paul Giamatti, David Hornsby, Kristen Wiig. (1:45) (AL, AS) EPIX March 28 4:45a

Pretty Little Addict (’15, Suspense) After losing her father to cancer, Jennifer’s drinking leads to a tragic accident that leaves a college-bound track star unable to walk. Now in rehab, Jennifer believes she’s getting her life back on track until someone comes seeking revenge. Andrea Bowen, Scott Lyster, Chelah Horsdal, Morgan Taylor Campbell. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 2 12p; 30

12p Pretty Persuasion 55 (’05, Comedy-Drama) A manipulative teenager and her two friends conspire to falsely accuse a teacher of molesting them. Evan Rachel Wood, Ron Livingston, James Woods, Jane Krakowski. (1:55) (AL, AS, SSC) FLIX-W March 16 12:30p; 20 12p; 22 3:45p; 23 1a; 28 2:25p, 9:35p Pretty Woman 555 (’90, Romance-Comedy) A corporate raider pays a gorgeous hooker to be his escort for a business week in Beverly Hills.

Richard Gere, Julia Roberts, Ralph Bellamy, Jason Alexander. (3:02) (AL, AS) LIFE March 5 7p; 6 12a; 11 8p; 12 12:02a

PREY (’07, Suspense) Hungry lions at a South African game reserve trap a woman and her two stepchildren inside a car. Bridget Moynahan, Peter Weller, Carly Schroeder, Jamie Bartlett. (NR, 1:32) (AS) ESUSP March 15 1:54a; 20 5:10a; 28 1:46a Priceless 55 (’16, Drama) A troubled widower tries to save two young Mexican sisters after he discovers them in the back of the truck that he’s driving cross-country for a one-time payment. Joel Smallbone, David Koechner, Bianca Santos, Amber Midthunder. (1:40) (AS, V) EPIX March 6 3:20p; 22 3:30a

Pride 556 (’07, Drama) In the 1970s an aficionado and a janitor renovate an abandoned pool and establish a swim team in one of Philadelphia’s roughest neighborhoods. Terrence Howard, Bernie Mac, Kevin Phillips, Evan Ross. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W March 9 1:45p; 11 6:30a; 13 8:45a, 3:45p PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES 55 (’16, Horror) In 19th-century England, Elizabeth Bennet, master of martial arts and weaponry, joins forces with zombie killer Mr. Darcy to battle the undead. Lily James, Sam Riley, Bella Heathcote, Ellie Bamber. (2:30) (AS, V) FXX March 18 5p, 7:30p; 23 12:30p; 24 9:30a; 27 12:30p; 28 9:30a Pride of the Marines 5556 (’45, Biography) Blinded on Guadalcanal, war hero Al Schmid comes home unsure about his wife and future.

John Garfield, Eleanor Parker, Dane Clark, John Ridgely. 9 (NR, 1:59) TCM March 28 10:15p THE PRIDE OF THE YANKEES 5555

(’42, Biography) Lou Gehrig leads the New York baseball team for years and then, slowly dying, retires with a stadium farewell. Gary Cooper, Teresa Wright, Babe Ruth, Walter Brennan. 9 (NR, 2:07) TCM March 1 12:45p Primal Fear 555 (’96, Crime Drama) A publicity-seeking Chicago lawyer vies with an embittered ex-lover prosecuting an altar boy in a high-profile murder case. Richard Gere, Laura Linney, Edward Norton, John Mahoney. (2:15) (AL, AS, GV) HDMOV March 6 11:50a; 9 3:45p; 10 12:10a; 15 10:05a; 20 12:10p; 21 4:45a; 22 4:45a; 30 8:25p The Prince & Me 55 (’04, Romance-Comedy) A premedical student falls in love with a Danish

prince who keeps his identity a secret. Julia Stiles, Luke Mably, Ben Miller, James Fox. (2:40) (AL, AS) FREEFM March 9 3p Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time 556 (’10, Adventure) A prince and princess confront dark forces as they attempt to safeguard an ancient dagger that can reverse time and allow its possessor to rule the world. Jake Gyllenhaal, Gemma Arterton, Ben Kingsley, Alfred Molina. (2:40) (AS, V) FREEFM March 4 12:45p

The Prince of Tides 555 (’91, Romance) Family wounds are healed by a Southerner’s affair with his suicidal sister’s New York psychiatrist.

Nick Nolte, Barbra Streisand, Blythe Danner, Kate Nelligan. (3:00) (AL, AS, R) OVATN March 3 11p; 4 9a; 21 1p; 24 1:30p, TCM March 6 9:30p

The Princess and the Frog 555 (’09, Children’s) Animated. A fateful kiss leads a young woman and a royal amphibian on an adventure through the bayous of Louisiana. Voices of Anika Noni Rose, Bruno Campos, Keith David, Michael-Leon Wooley. (2:05) FREEFM March 17 4:30p; 18 2:30p

THE PRINCESS DIARIES 556 (’01, Children’s) A woman gives etiquette lessons to her reluctant granddaughter who is heir apparent to a throne. Julie Andrews, Anne Hathaway, Héctor Elizondo, Heather Matarazzo. (2:30) NICK March 1 8p The Principal 55 (’87, Comedy-Drama) The new principal of a drug-infested high school joins with a security guard to clean it up. James

Belushi, Louis Gossett Jr., Rae Dawn Chong, Michael Wright. (R, 1:49) (AL, AS, V) ECLASS March 8 7:49a, 4:16p; 9 2:10a

The Prisoner of Second Avenue 5556 (’75, Comedy-Drama) An advertising executive loses his job and his sanity because of the recession and the hectic pace of Manhattan life. Jack Lemmon, Anne Bancroft, Gene Saks, Elizabeth Wilson. (PG, 1:45) (AL) TCM March 24 7p

The Prisoner of Zenda 555 (’52, Adventure) Court followers foil a royal plot by having a look-alike English tourist pose as the king of Ruritania. Stewart Granger, Deborah Kerr, James Mason, Jane Greer. (NR, 1:40) TCM March 7 8:15a Prisoners 555 (’13, Suspense) When police have to release their only suspect, a desperate man takes the law into his own hands after his young daughter and her friend disappear. Hugh Jackman, Jake Gyllenhaal, Viola Davis, Maria Bello. (3:30) (AL, AS, V) FX March 8 10a; 9 7a; 15 7a

Private School 5 (’83, Comedy) Two girls at a fancy academy compete for intimacy with the same boy. Phoebe Cates, Matthew Modine, Betsy Russell, Kathleen Wilhoite. (1:31) (AL, AS, N) RPLEX March 6 11:32a, 9:33p; 28 6:29p; 29 3:28a Problem Child 56 (’90, Comedy) An eager yuppie and his wife adopt a little boy, Junior, who’s totally out of control. John Ritter, Michael Oliver, Jack Warden, Gilbert Gottfried. (PG, 1:21) (AL, AS, MV) SUND March 1 11a, AMC March 15 11a Problem Child 2 55 (’91, Comedy) Unruly Junior meets wild Trixie and together they try to match his father with her mother. John Ritter, Michael Oliver, Jack Warden, Laraine Newman. (PG-13, 1:31) (AL, MV) SUND March 1 1p, AMC March 15 1p

The Professional 555 (’94, Suspense) An Italian hit man in New York risks his life to protect an orphan girl who captures his heart. Jean Reno, Gary Oldman, Natalie Portman, Danny Aiello. (2:30) (AL, AS, GV) BBCA March 9 2:30a; 22 5p Project Almanac 55 (’15, Science Fiction) A high-school science nerd and his friends build a time machine, but their joy is short-lived when they discover the ripple effects of its use. Jonny Weston, Sofia Black-D’Elia, Sam Lerner, Allen Evangelista. (PG-13, 1:46) (AL, AS) FXM March 15 11p

Prometheus 556 (’12, Science Fiction) A clue to mankind’s origins leads a team of explorers to deep space, where they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race. Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender, Charlize Theron, Idris Elba. (2:30) (AL, AS, GV) FXX March 5 12:30p; 6 9:30a, FXM March 20 2:30p; 21 12p

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The Proposal 556 (’09, Romance-Comedy) Facing deportation to Canada, a high-powered book editor pretends she is engaged to her assistant, whom she’s tormented for years. Sandra

Bullock, Ryan Reynolds, Mary Steenburgen, Craig T. Nelson. (2:30) (AL, AS, N) FXX March 15 2:30p; 16 10:30a

The Prowler 55 (’81, Horror) A crazed World War II veteran gets revenge on his ex-girlfriend and her boyfriend, then stalks teens 35 years later. Vicky Dawson, Christopher Goutman, Farley Granger, Lawrence Tierney. (1:30) (AL, AS, GV, N) FLIX-W March 15 3:35a; 28 11:30p PSYCHO 5555 (’60, Horror) A woman on the run stops at a 12-cabin motel with showers, run by mother-fixated Norman Bates. Anthony Perkins, Janet Leigh, Vera Miles, John Gavin. 9 (R, 1:49) (AS, V) ECLASS March 3 9p, 12:50p; 20 1:55a; 26 7:50p, ESUSP March 14 1:45p, 10:31p; 18 12:22a, 11:38a; 24 2:08p, 9p; 29 4:32a, 1:38p Psycho Brother-In-Law (’18, Suspense) Kate’s brother-in-law David has been a blessing around the house while her husband is working. But when his behavior starts getting out of line, Kate realizes that David will do anything it takes to be the new head of the family. Brittany Falardeau, Zach Gold, Mike Duff, Megan Ashley Brown. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 18 6p

Psycho In-Law (’17, Drama) Tina’s only obstacle to a happy marriage with Brock is Joyce, Brock’s former mother-in-law, who is determined to stop their marriage at any cost. Katie Leclerc, Catherine Dyer, Charles Christopher, Mike Faiola. (2:00) (AS) LIFE March 31 10:02p, LIFEMOV March 31 10p The Psycho She Met Online (’17, Suspense) When her husband is hospitalized due to a car accident, a woman decides to rent out spare rooms in their new, expensive house to help defray costs. All goes well until she begins to suspect that something is off with their newest “guest.” Charity Shea, Chelsea Hobbs, Matthew Lawrence, Yani Gellman. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 4 8p; 5 12a PT 109 555 (’63, Biography) Navy Lt. John F. Kennedy and crew are marooned after their boat is cut in two by a Japanese destroyer. Cliff Robertson, Ty Hardin, James Gregory, Robert Culp. (NR, 2:20) TCM March 29 2:45a PULP FICTION 5555 (’94, Crime Drama)

Two hit men, a boxer, a crime boss and others meet their fates over the course of two days. John

Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson, Uma Thurman, Harvey Keitel. (3:30) (AL, AS, BN, GV) OVATN March 2 4p; 3 10a; 9 6:30p; 10 3:30p, VICE March 3 6p, 9p, WGNA March 12 7p; 27 7p, 11p

PUP STAR: BETTER 2GETHER (’17, Children’s) Tiny wins the Pup Star singing competition but gets replaced by another dog named Scrappy. Voices of Madison Pettis, Danny Woodburn, Jed Rees, David DeLuise. DISN March 23 9p; 24 11a; 28 8p; 29 2p; 30 6:20p The Purchase Price 56 (’32, Drama) A nightclub singer on the run becomes a Midwestern farmer’s mail-order bride. Barbara Stanwyck, George Brent, Lyle Talbot 9 (NR, 1:10) TCM March 15 5:30a The Purge: Anarchy 55 (’14, Action) During a night of government-sanctioned mayhem, a man’s mission to avenge his late son turns into a quest to protect a group of strangers from violent assailants. Frank Grillo, Carmen Ejogo, Zach Gilford, Kiele Sanchez. (R, 1:43) (AL, AS, GV) FXM March 12 5p, 6:55p The Purple Hills 55 (’61, Western) After killing an outlaw for a reward, a cowboy becomes the target of the man’s vengeful brother and partner. Gene Nelson, Kent Taylor, Danny Zapien, Medford Salway. (NR, 1:00) FXM March 9 7:35a

Q Queen Bee 555 (’55, Drama) A boozing Atlanta millionaire’s wicked wife acts charming to people at their mansion. Joan Crawford, Barry

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Quentin Durward 556 (’55, Historical Drama) Sir Walter Scott’s Scottish Guard hero foils Louis XI and wins Countess Isabelle in 15th-century France. Robert Taylor, Kay Kendall, Robert Morley, George Cole. (NR, 1:41) TCM March 31 11a The Quest 55 (’96, Action) Sold into the underworld of gambling and kickboxing, a street criminal vies with the world’s best fighters in an ancient Tibetan competition. Jean-Claude Van Damme, Roger Moore, James Remar, Janet Gunn. (1:37) (AS, V) MPLEX March 3 1:22a, 8:48p; 15 6:47a, 5p; 16 1:39a; 20 6:43p; 21 10:37a; 30 11:54p; 31 8:29a

The Quick Gun 55 (’64, Western) A banished gunfighter returns to his sweetheart and helps his sheriff friend face outlaws. Audie Murphy, Merry Anders, James Best, Ted de Corsia. (1:32) RPLEX March 5 7:57a Quo Vadis 555 (’51, Historical Drama) Emperor Nero burns Rome and puts a Roman commander’s Christian bride in the arena with a bull. Robert Taylor, Deborah Kerr, Peter Ustinov, Leo Genn. (NR, 2:51) TCM March 7 5:15a; 31 11p

R Rabid 556 (’77, Horror) Surgery leaves a Montreal motorcyclist with a bloodsucking appendage in her armpit. Marilyn Chambers, Frank Moore, Joe Silver, Howard Ryshpan. (1:30) (AS, GV, N) FLIX-W March 6 5:30a Race With the Devil 55 (’75, Horror) Two men and their wives flee in their RV from the Texas scene of a satanic sacrifice. Peter Fonda, Warren Oates, Loretta Swit, Lara Parker. (PG, 1:28) (V) EACTN March 20 2:14p The Rachels (’16, Drama) A popular teen’s rival investigates her death while her friends bask in the social media attention. Caitlin Carver, Daniela Bobadilla, Madison Iseman, Rachael Carpani. (1:57) LIFE March 4 10:04p; 5 2:05a Rafter Romance 55 (’33, Romance-Comedy) Two roommates who work different shifts eventually meet and fall in love. Ginger Rogers, Norman Foster, George Sidney, Robert Benchley. 9 (NR, 1:10) TCM March 26 4:30a Ragin’ Cajun Redneck Gators (’13, Horror) After toxic moonshine turns alligators into gigantic, mutated monsters, two rival swamp families have to find a way to work together to save their kin. Jordan Hinson, Victor Webster, Christopher Berry, Michael Baird. (2:00) SYFY March 5 7:30a The Raid: Redemption 5556 (’11, Action) A rookie cop leads a team into a highrise building on a mission to bring down a vicious drug lord. Iko Uwais, Joe Taslim, Doni Alamsyah, Yayan Ruhian. (R, 1:41) (AL, AS, GV) EACTN March 8 7:47p; 9 5:23a; 13 2:03p, 11:50p; 19 9:32a, 11:49p Raiders From Beneath the Sea 55 (’64, Adventure) An ex-scuba diver and his best friend plot to rob a Catalina Island bank, but only swim into trouble. Ken Scott, Merry Anders, Russ Bender, Booth Colman. 9 (NR, 1:13) FXM March 24 4:25a; 25 3a RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK 5555 (’81, Adventure) Globe-trotting archaeologist Indiana Jones races the Nazis for possession of a legendary religious artifact. Harrison Ford, Karen Allen, Paul Freeman, Wolf Kahler. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 4 11:50a; 24 5:35a, 1:55p, 10:05p; 29 8p Rails Into Laramie 55 (’54, Western) An Army sergeant ties railroad-site sabotage to a saloonkeeper and his girlfriend. John Payne, Mari Blanchard, Dan Duryea, Joyce MacKenzie. (NR, 1:20) EWESTN March 10 9:55a; 22 12:38p; 23 1:41a Raintree County 555 (’57, Drama) A New Orleans belle lures a man away from his sweetheart and into marriage during the Civil War. Montgomery Clift, Elizabeth Taylor, Eva Marie Saint, Nigel Patrick. (NR, 2:48) (AS) TCM March 14 5p

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Rambo III 556 (’88, Action) Loner Rambo leaves a Buddhist monastery to free his Green Beret mentor from Soviets in Afghanistan. Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna, Marc de Jonge, Kurtwood Smith. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV) AMC March 9 3:30a, 11:30a, SUND March 18 11p; 19 5:30p

Rambo: First Blood Part II 556 (’85, Action) A former Green Beret goes on a reconnaissance mission to spring MIAs from a Viet Cong prison. Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna, Julia Nickson, Charles Napier. (2:30) (AL, AS, GV) AMC March 9 1a, 9:30a; 12 12:30p; 13 10a; 24 10:30p; 25 11:54a, SUND March 18 9p; 19 3:30p Rapid Fire 55 (’92, Action) A pacifist college student who knows kung fu becomes a Chicago policeman’s pawn in a heroin war. Brandon Lee, Powers Boothe, Nick Mancuso, Raymond J. Barry. (R, 1:35) (AL, AS, V) EACTN March 4 8:33a, 4:52p; 12 1:20a, 12:03p; 21 4:02p, 11:51p

Rapture-Palooza 55 (’13, Comedy) Left behind after the Rapture, a young woman and her boyfriend set out to prevent the Antichrist from taking her as his unholy bride. Craig Robinson,

MOVIES 1:55) (AL, AS, V) SUND March 5 4p; 6 1:15p, AMC March 13 2:30p; 14 9:30a Red 556 (’10, Action) Retired CIA agents reassemble for survival after the agency sends assassins to silence them and the secrets they carry. Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich, Helen Mirren. (2:15) (AL, AS, V) TNT March 25 12:45a, 1p Red 2 556 (’13, Action) Former CIA black-ops agent Frank Moses and his team battle assassins, terrorists and power-hungry government officials as they try to retrieve a lethal device that could change the balance of world power. Bruce Willis, John Malkovich, Mary-Louise Parker, Anthony Hopkins. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) TNT March 19 2p; 25 3p

Ratatouille 5556 (’07, Children’s) Animated. A Parisian rat who enjoys fine food lives beneath a famous restaurant and longs to be a great chef. Voices of Patton Oswalt, Ian Holm, Lou Romano, Brian Dennehy. (2:30) FREEFM March 30 8:30p; 31 5:15p Raw Deal 55 (’86, Action) A former FBI agent infiltrates the biggest mob in Chicago and single-handedly wipes it out. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kathryn Harrold, Sam Wanamaker, Paul Shenar. (R, 1:45) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 3 3:15p; 4 5a, EACTN March 12 10:13a, 7:05p; 18 1:30a, 12:56p; 31 3:25p, 11:02p, RPLEX March 8 11:07p; 23 1:34a RAWHIDE 555 (’51, Western) An escaped convict and his gang hold a man, a woman and a little girl hostage at a stagecoach station. Tyrone

Red Canyon 55 (’49, Western) A horse breeder’s daughter falls for a cowboy out to capture the stallion she aims to ride. Ann Blyth, Howard Duff, George Brent, Edgar Buchanan. (NR, 1:22) EWESTN March 19 12:36p; 20 1:23a; 30 9:19a; 31 4:11a Red Dawn 56 (’12, Action) After foreign troops seize control of an American town, a group of young people takes refuge in the surrounding woods and launches guerrilla attacks against the enemy. Chris Hemsworth, Josh Peck, Josh Hutcherson, Adrianne Palicki. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) TBS March 2 8p; 18 11:30p, TNT March 10 6p Red Dawn 556 (’84, Action) Colorado teens fight back after Soviet-led paratroops drop into town for World War III. Patrick Swayze, C. Thomas Howell, Lea Thompson, Charlie Sheen. (1:55) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 9 1:15a; 18 2:10a Red Dragon 555 (’02, Suspense) A former FBI agent asks Dr. Hannibal Lecter for help in stopping a serial killer who slaughters families.

Razorback 556 (’84, Horror) A big Australian pig attacks an old man, grabs a baby and kills a newswoman; her husband investigates. Gregory

Anthony Hopkins, Edward Norton, Ralph Fiennes, Harvey Keitel. (2:05) (AL, AS, GV, N) FLIX-W March 17 8p; 21 4p; 22 1:30a; 23 3:45p, 11:30p; 27 12p, 9p; 31 5:45p RED RIVER 5555 (’48, Western) A cattle

Anna Kendrick, John Francis Daley, Rob Corddry. (1:30) (AL, AS) EPIX March 4 4:10a

Power, Susan Hayward, Hugh Marlowe, Dean Jagger. 9 (NR, 1:26) ENCR-W March 4 10a

Harrison, Arkie Whiteley, Bill Kerr, Chris Haywood. (R, 1:35) (AL, R, V) TCM March 30 11p

REAL GENIUS 556 (’85, Comedy) Techschool prodigies learn their laser project is actually a death beam funded by the military.

Val Kilmer, Gabe Jarret, William Atherton, Michelle Meyrink. (2:30) (AL, AS) OVATN March 10 10:30p; 11 1:30p; 15 1:30p; 16 11:30a; 22 11:30a

Real Murders: An Aurora Teagarden Mystery (’15, Mystery) Master sleuth Aurora Teagarden must find a copycat killer who targets members of a crime-buff club. Candace Cameron Bure, Lexa Doig, Robin Dunne, Marilu Henner. (TVG, 2:00) HALLMV March 18 11a Real Steel 556 (’11, Action) A small-time boxing promoter and his estranged son reluctantly join together to build and train a robot fighter of championship caliber. Hugh Jackman, Evangeline Lilly, Dakota Goyo, Anthony Mackie. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) TBS March 4 3a, 5:15p, TNT March 20 2:15p

A Really Important Person (’47, Drama) A policeman’s son tries to find a suitable subject for his essay about an important person. Dean Stockwell, Connie Gilchrist, Clancy Cooper, Chick York. 9 (NR, :11) TCM March 5 6:45a REAR WINDOW 5555 (’54, Suspense)

Sitting in a wheelchair, his leg in a cast, a photographer spies on courtyard neighbors and sees a murder. James Stewart, Grace Kelly, Wendell Corey, Raymond Burr. (PG, 1:52) (AS) ECLASS March 11 9:51a, 9p; 14 2:29p; 17 8:29a, 9p, ESUSP March 8 10:21a, 7:05p; 22 3:05p; 23 5:15a; 28 11:57a; 29 6:23a THE RECRUIT 556 (’03, Suspense) A veteran CIA agent assigns his young protégé to find a mole within the organization. Al Pacino, Colin Farrell, Bridget Moynahan, Gabriel Macht. (PG-13,

baron fights with his foster son on the first cattle drive up the Chisholm Trail. John Wayne, Montgomery Clift, Walter Brennan, Joanne Dru. (2:15) HDMOV March 12 8:05a; 13 3a; 18 2:15p Red River 556 (’88, Western) A Texas cattle baron, his foster son, a gunfighter and a former slave drive a herd up the Chisholm Trail. James Arness, Bruce Boxleitner, Gregory Harrison, Stan Shaw. (TVPG, 1:37) RPLEX March 17 6a

The Red Stallion 56 (’47, Adventure) A boy and his grandmother try to save their ranch with help from his dog and his racehorse. Ted Donaldson, Jane Darwell, Robert Paige, Noreen Nash. (1:20) EFAMLY March 4 2:47a; 7 4:41p; 29 6:34a, 4:40p, MPLEX March 15 1:43p; 16 10:14a; 19 6:57a; 23 10:18p, EWESTN March 22 6:44a Red Tails 556 (’12, Historical Drama) During World War II, the U.S. military forms the first allblack aerial-combat unit, known as the Tuskegee Airmen. Cuba Gooding Jr., Terrence Howard, Nate Parker, David Oyelowo. (PG-13, 2:05) (AS, V) FXM March 6 5p, 7:20p, FX March 12 9:30a The Red Turtle 5556 (’16, Adventure) Animated. A massive sea turtle destroys a stranded man’s raft every time he tries to sail away from a tropical island. (1:22) (AS) EFAMLY March 1 12:06a; 27 9:31p The Red Violin 555 (’98, Drama) A specialist investigates the history and disparate owners of a centuries-old violin. Samuel L. Jackson, Don McKellar, Carlo Cecchi, Irene Grazioli. (2:13) (AS, BN) IPLEX March 4 9:30a, 4:46p; 13 7:34a, 2:41p; 19 6:47p; 20 3:45a; 28 1:13p, 9p The Redhead From Wyoming 556 (’52, Western) A saloonkeeper sides with the sheriff for justice after she’s framed for rustling. Maureen O’Hara, Alex Nicol, Robert Strauss, William

TITLE 5555 = 4-Star Critique (Excellent). PREMIERE TITLE = Channel Premiere Title.

Cable R Bishop. (NR, 1:20) EWESTN March 2 11:46p; 7 8:13p; 8 2:28a

REDS 5556 (’81, Drama) U.S. journalist John Reed and wife Louise Bryant witness the Russian Revolution. Warren Beatty, Diane Keaton, Jack Nicholson, Maureen Stapleton. (3:18) (AL, AS) MPLEX March 8 8:29a; 9 3:59a; 26 12:11a, 10:17a Reefer Madness 55 (’36, Drama) Young people go from marijuana to wild piano playing, hysteria and death. Dave O’Brien, Dorothy Short, Lillian Miles, Warren McCollum. 9 (1:05) (AS) FLIX-W March 15 7a Reeker 555 (’05, Horror) An unseen, foul-smelling force terrorizes five stranded travelers in an abandoned town. Devon Gummersall, Derek Richardson, Tina Illman, Scott Whyte. (1:35) (AL, AS, GV) FLIX-W March 7 12p; 13 1:30a; 27 3a Reflections in a Golden Eye 55 (’67, Drama) An Army major with a lusty wife feels homosexual in the 1940s South. Elizabeth Taylor, Marlon Brando, Brian Keith, Julie Harris. (NR, 1:49) (AL, AS, N) TCM March 16 7:15p Regarding Henry 55 (’91, Drama) Two bullets force a career-driven Manhattan lawyer to start life over with his loving wife and daughter. Harrison Ford, Annette Bening, Bill Nunn, Mikki Allen. (1:50) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 7 12:15a, 7:15a, 4:10p; 25 8:45a

Reindeer Games 55 (’00, Crime Drama) An ex-convict wants to start a new life with his girlfriend, but her brother involves him in a scheme to rob a casino. Ben Affleck, Gary Sinise, Charlize Theron, Dennis Farina. (R, 1:44) (AL, AS, N, V) ECLASS March 1 4a, ESUSP March 9 9:39a, 5:31p; 19 3:24p; 20 12:34p The Relic 55 (’97, Horror) A homicide detective helps a biologist hunt a giant creature that is killing people in a Chicago museum. Penelope Ann Miller, Tom Sizemore, Linda Hunt, James Whitmore. (R, 1:50) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 15 3:27a,

10:30p The Reluctant Astronaut 55 (’67, Comedy) A goofy astronaut with a fear of heights becomes assistant janitor, then goes on a space mission. Don Knotts, Leslie Nielsen, Joan Freeman, Arthur O’Connell. (1:45) RPLEX March 2 4:18a, 6:15p; 8 7:48a; 17 2:28p The Remains (’15, Horror) After a family moves into an old home, it discovers a chest in the attic that contains items tainted by a malevolent spirit. As the items slowly possess each family member, the spirit grows stronger and becomes hellbent on kidnapping the children. Todd Lowe, Lisa Brenner, Brooke Butler, Nikki Hahn. (NR, 1:25) (AS) ESUSP March 11 7a; 15 10:56a; 30 6:49a Remote Paradise (’16, Suspense) An heiress travels to Hawaii and becomes swept into a whirlwind romance with a man who may not be what he seems. Boti Bliss, Antonio Sabato Jr., Ion Overman, Jacqueline Lord. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 20 12p Renaissance 556 (’06, Action) Animated. In 2054 Paris, a cop searches for a kidnapped scientist who works for a corporation that peddles eternal youth and beauty. Voices of Daniel Craig, Catherine McCormack, Romola Garai, Ian Holm. 9 (R, 1:45) (AL, AS, N, V) EACTN March 5 3:02a Renegades of the Rio Grande (’45, Western) A young man infiltrates a gang of bank robbers to capture his father’s killer. Rod Cameron, Eddie Dew, Fuzzy Knight, Jennifer Holt. 9 (NR, :57) EWESTN March 7 5:43a The Replacement Killers 55 (’98, Action) An Asian crime czar pursues a forger and a hired gun who failed to kill a policeman’s boy. Chow Yun-Fat, Mira Sorvino, Michael Rooker, Jürgen Prochnow. (R, 1:26) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 3 3:38a, 10:35a

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Cable R The Replacements 556 (’00, Comedy) A football coach and his team’s owner recruit a ragtag band of has-beens and wannabes after failed negotiations lead to a strike. Keanu Reeves, Gene Hackman, Orlando Jones, Jon Favreau. (2:30) (AL, AS) CMT March 3 1p, 6p; 11 5p, 10p Repo Men 56 (’10, Science Fiction) A man who repossesses organs from indebted transplant patients goes on the run when he cannot make the payments on his own artificial heart. Jude Law, Forest Whitaker, Liev Schreiber, Alice Braga. (2:27) (AL, AS, GV, N) SYFY March 4 1p; 5 9:30a

Requiem for a Dream 555 (’00, Drama) A middle-aged woman gets an invitation to be on her favorite game show, as her son starts selling cocaine and becomes an addict. Ellen Burstyn, Jared Leto, Jennifer Connelly, Marlon Wayans. (1:45) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 20 9:30p; 21 11:40a, 6:15p Reservoir Dogs 5556 (’92, Crime Drama) Thieves ponder the identity of the traitor in their midst in the violent aftermath of a failed jewelry heist. Harvey Keitel, Tim Roth, Michael Madsen, Chris Penn. (1:45) (AL, AS, GV) EPIX March 22 8p; 23 9:35a, 2:50p; 30 6:20p; 31 3a Resident Evil 55 (’02, Horror) Commandos infiltrate a research facility after a deadly virus turns the entire staff into ravenous zombies. Milla Jovovich, Michelle Rodriguez, Eric Mabius, Ryan McCluskey. (2:00) (AL, AS, BN, GV) SYFY March 9 1p; 10 8:30a; 25 11:55p; 26 2:35p

Resident Evil: Apocalypse 55 (’04, Horror) Survivors of a deadly virus must fight their way through Raccoon City’s legion of undead inhabitants. Milla Jovovich, Sienna Guillory, Oded Fehr, Thomas Kretschmann. (2:00) (AL, AS, N, V) SYFY March 10 10:30a; 11 8a; 26 1:56a, 12:32p Resident Evil: Extinction 55 (’07, Horror) Genetically altered by Umbrella Corp., Alice and her cohorts try to eradicate an undead virus before it infects everyone on Earth. Milla Jovovich, Oded Fehr, Ali Larter, Iain Glen. (2:00) (AS, GV, N) SYFY March 10 12:30p; 26 3:58a, 10:30a Restless Virgins 556 (’13, Docudrama) Scandal rocks a New England prep school when the editor of the school newspaper releases a sex tape featuring five senior members of the lacrosse team and a classmate. Vanessa Marano, Max Lloyd-Jones, Charlie Carver, Timothy Busfield. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 7 10a

The Return of Sabata 56 (’72, Western) A former Confederate officer puts the squeeze on the swindler who bilked him out of thousands of dollars. Lee Van Cleef, Reiner Schone, Annabella Incontrera, Giampiero Albertini. (PG, 1:46) (V) EWESTN March 2 10:24a, 9:59p; 7 7:45a, 11:17p; 19 8:04a, 11:36p Return of the Bad Men 556 (’48, Western) A retired marshal takes on Billy the Kid, the Daltons, the Youngers, the Sundance Kid. Randolph Scott, Robert Ryan, Anne Jeffreys, George “Gabby” Hayes. 9 (NR, 1:30) TCM March 7 9:15p

THE RETURN OF THE MUSKETEERS 56 (’89, Adventure) Middle-aged D’Artagnan thwarts a naughty swordswoman-spy with Athos, Porthos and Athos’ son, Raoul. Michael York, Oliver Reed, Frank Finlay, C. Thomas Howell. (1:45) (AS, V) MPLEX March 3 4:56a; 22 3:17a, 1:23p Return to Glennascaul (’53, Horror) An Irishman tells actor Orson Welles a tale about a chilling encounter with two women. Michael Laurence, Shelah Richards, Helena Hughes, John Dunne. 9 (NR, :23) TCM March 17 8:30p

Return to Macon County 55 (’75, Action) Two guys in a fast car pick up a wild girl and find trouble in 1958 Georgia. Nick Nolte, Don Johnson, Robin Mattson, Robert Viharo. (PG, 1:30) (AL, AS, V) TCM March 10 12:45a

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MOVIES Return to Me 555 (’00, Romance) A heart-transplant recipient meets the donor’s lonely widower in a chance encounter. David Duchovny, Minnie Driver, Carroll O’Connor, Robert Loggia. (2:00) (AL, AS) FLIX-W March 2 9:15a, 9:45p; 3 5:30a; 5 12:15a; 10 11a; 12 6p; 13 5a; 15 10a, 10p

Return to Warbow 556 (’58, Western) Three escaped convicts return to collect the money that the brother of one of them has already spent. Phil Carey, Catherine McLeod, Andrew Duggan, William Leslie. (NR, 1:07) EWESTN March 17 6:52a; 21 6:13a; 30 6:32a Revenge of the Nerds 556 (’84, Comedy) College freshmen Skolnick and Gilbert form their own fraternity for computer-whiz misfits. Robert Carradine, Anthony Edwards, Ted McGinley, Timothy Busfield. (1:33) (AL, AS, N) RPLEX March 8 3:04a, 9:33a; 12 1:47a, 4:35p; 17 12:55p, 10:05p, EBLACK March 23 1:17p

Revenge of the Pink Panther 556 (’78, Comedy) Inspector Clouseau tracks a French drug kingpin with the help of disguises and his quarry’s ex-mistress. Peter Sellers, Herbert Lom, Dyan Cannon, Robert Webber. (1:42) (AL, AS, MV) MPLEX March 4 1:49a, 1:39p; 23 6:46p; 24 10:07a Revenge Porn (’16, Drama) Frustrated with the lack of help from police, a woman launches her own investigation and plans the ultimate takedown after nude photos of her daughter are circulated on a porn site. Tiera Skovbye, Elisabeth Rohm, Jodelle Ferland, Aliyah O’Brien. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 29 6p The Reward 556 (’65, Western) A crop dusting pilot betrays a fugitive and his girlfriend to Mexican bounty hunters. Max von Sydow, Yvette Mimieux, Efrem Zimbalist Jr., Gilbert Roland. (NR, 1:32) FXM March 10 8:20a; 23 8:50a; 24 5:40a El Rey de los Tahures (’80, Drama) Un hombre jura vengarse porque cuando era niño fue testigo de cómo asesinaron a su padre en un juego de póker. Mario Almada, Fernando Casanova. (1:30) TELM March 4 1:30p Rhapsody 556 (’54, Romance) An heiress loves and leaves a violinist and a pianist, to music by Rachmaninoff and Tchaikovsky. Elizabeth Taylor, Vittorio Gassman, John Ericson, Louis Calhern. (NR, 1:55) TCM March 14 1a Richard: The Lionheart (’13, Action) King Henry II tests his son Richard’s honor and loyalty by sending him to a hellish prison. Malcolm McDowell, Christopher Jones, Burton Perez, Gregory Chandler. (1:45) (AS, N, V) EPIX March 8 4:05a

The Ride to Hangman’s Tree 556 (’67, Western) Three Old West outlaws cross paths in California during Wells Fargo stagecoach holdups. Jack Lord, James Farentino, Don Galloway, Melodie Johnson. (NR, 1:30) EWESTN March 8 12:29p; 9 12:43a; 14 12:22a, 12:29p Riff-Raff 556 (’47, Adventure) A trouble-shooter woos a singer and foils a crook while searching Panama for an oil map. Pat O’Brien, Walter Slezak, Anne Jeffreys, Percy Kilbride. 9 (NR, 1:20) TCM March 7 6:15p The Right Stuff 5556 (’83, Docudrama) The selection and training of the first U.S. astronauts take place amid political maneuvering and media hype. Sam Shepard, Scott Glenn, Ed Harris, Dennis Quaid. (3:15) (AL, AS) HDMOV March 4 7p; 5 3:55a; 8 7:45p; 9 1:05a, 3a; 17 1p; 23 5a; 26 10:55a RIGHTEOUS KILL 55 (’08, Crime Drama) Two veteran detectives hunt a vigilante whose crimes resemble those of a killer they put behind bars long ago. Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Curtis Jackson, Carla Gugino. (2:15) (AL, AS, V) AMC March 7 12a, 1:45p; 31 10p A Ring by Spring (’14, Romance-Comedy) A woman ponders her future when a fortuneteller predicts a lifetime of loneliness if she does not wed soon. Stefanie Powers, Rachel Boston, Kirby Morrow, Chris Jacot. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 25 3p Rings 56 (’17, Horror) A young woman makes a horrifying discovery after her boyfriend investigates a story about a mysterious video that kills people seven days after they watch it. Matilda

Lutz, Alex Roe, Johnny Galecki, Vincent D’Onofrio. (1:45) (AS, V) EPIX March 17 12a, 6:15a, 4:20p; 25 10:35a

Rio 555 (’11, Children’s) Animated. A domesticated macaw and his human friend travel to Rio de Janeiro to meet the last surviving female of his kind. Voices of Anne Hathaway, Jesse Eisenberg, Jemaine Clement, Leslie Mann. (G, 1:36) FXM March 9 4:45p; 10 2p Rio 2 556 (’14, Children’s) Animated. Blu, Jewel and their three children leave the comfort of the city and travel to the Amazon jungle to learn how to live as wild birds. Voices of Anne Hathaway, Jesse Eisenberg, Jemaine Clement, Kristin Chenoweth. (G, 1:41) FXM March 9 6:40p, 8:35p, FXX March 17 11a; 18 8a

Rio Conchos 555 (’64, Western) A cavalry captain, an ex-Rebel, a Mexican killer and a soldier hunt a madman running guns to Apaches.

Stuart Whitman, Richard Boone, Tony Franciosa, Wende Wagner. (NR, 1:47) (AS, MV) EWESTN March 1 2:28a; 5 10:42a, 9:45p; 11 8:26a, 3:04p, 10p; 22 10:50a, 10:04p; 27 8:02p; 28 2:17a RIO GRANDE 5555 (’50, Western) A cavalry

colonel’s Southern wife and estranged son, a soldier, join him at a fort out West. John Wayne, Maureen O’Hara, Ben Johnson, Harry Carey Jr. 9 (NR, 1:45) EWESTN March 8 3:50a, 10:42a, 9:42p; 18 2:29p, 10:10p; 31 6:13p Rio, I Love You 55 (’14, Romance) Ten filmmakers present 10 short stories about encounters of love in the neighborhoods of Rio de Janeiro.

Ride Along 55 (’14, Comedy) A veteran cop and his future brother-in-law, a fast-talking trainee, tangle with Atlanta’s most-dangerous criminal. Ice Cube, Kevin Hart, John Leguizamo, Bruce McGill. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) FX March 2 8p, Harvey Keitel, John Turturro, Rodrigo Santoro, Emily 10:30p; 10 3p; 11 11:30a Mortimer. (1:53) (AL, AS, N) IPLEX March 6 12:33p, Ride Clear of Diablo 556 (’54, Western) 9p; 11 11:54a; 16 10:23a, 11:04p; 21 8:09a, 5:04p; With a gunfighter’s help a cowboy avenges his 27 2:57p; 28 12:57a father and brother, killed for their cattle. Audie R.I.P.D. 56 (’13, Action) Members of an odd Murphy, Dan Duryea, Susan Cabot, Abbe Lane. (NR, police force chase monstrous spirits who try to 1:20) EWESTN March 4 9:36a; 14 8:26a escape their final judgment by hiding among Ride in the Whirlwind 556 (’65, Westthe living. When the lawmen uncover a plot that ern) Two out of three cowboys run for their lives could end all life, they must restore the cosmic after meeting up with outlaws and a lynch-law balance. Jeff Bridges, Ryan Reynolds, Kevin Bacon, posse. Cameron Mitchell, Jack Nicholson, Millie PerMary-Louise Parker. (PG-13, 1:38) (AL, AS, V) FXM March 16 2:30p, 10:30p, FXX March 26 1p, 9p kins, Katherine Squire. (G, 1:23) EWESTN March 7 12:36p; 8 1:04a; 31 6:36a The Rise of Catherine the Great 555 (’34, Historical Drama) Taken to Russia to marry Ride Lonesome 556 (’59, Western) A Grand Duke Peter, German Princess Catherine bounty hunter’s need for vengeance emerges kicks him out and becomes empress. Douglas when he learns the outlaw he’s escorting is Fairbanks Jr., Elisabeth Bergner, Flora Robson, Gerald related to his wife’s killer. Randolph Scott, Karen du Maurier. 9 (NR, 1:34) TCM March 28 4a Steele, Pernell Roberts, James Best. (NR, 1:13) EWESTN March 8 8:06a, 11:29p; 13 9:37a, 8:13p; Rise of the Planet of the Apes 555 (’11, 14 1:53a Science Fiction) A scientist’s quest to find a cure All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.

for Alzheimer’s disease unintentionally results in a highly intelligent chimpanzee, which may signal the end of man’s dominion over Earth. James Franco, Freida Pinto, John Lithgow, Brian Cox. (PG-13, 1:45) (AS, V) FXM March 20 12p, 10p

RISEN 556 (’16, Historical Drama) Looking to disprove rumors of a risen Messiah, a Roman military tribune and his aide investigate the mystery of what happened to Jesus following the Crucifixion. Joseph Fiennes, Tom Felton, Peter Firth, Cliff Curtis. (2:00) (AS, V) UP March 25 4p, 8p The Rising of the Moon 555 (’57, Drama) Tyrone Power introduces a trio of tales of Ireland: “Majesty of the Law,” “A Minute’s Wait,” “1921.” Cyril Cusack, Noel Purcell, Jimmy O’Dea, Jack MacGowran. 9 (NR, 1:21) TCM March 17 12:45p

Rising Sun 555 (’93, Mystery) Los Angeles police detectives tie a skyscraper homicide to Washington politics and corporate Japan. Sean

Connery, Wesley Snipes, Harvey Keitel, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa. (R, 2:09) (AL, AS, N, V) EBLACK March 3 12:36a, 7:48a, 7:48p, ECLASS March 8 11:56p; 30 1:28a, EACTN March 5 9:50a, 6:58p; 6 6:26a; 18 3:18a, 10:44a, 8p; 26 3:20p, 11:51p; 27 6:13a

Ritual (’01, Horror) An American doctor encounters members of a voodoo cult when she is summoned to Jamaica to treat a wealthy man’s brother. Jennifer Grey, Craig Sheffer, Daniel Lapaine, Kristen Wilson. (R, 1:39) (AL, AS, V) EBLACK March 16 3:03a, 12:36p; 20 1:16p; 28 6:46a, 3:57p The River Wild 5556 (’94, Action) Strangers threaten a former river guide, her husband and their son on a white-water rafting trip in the West. Meryl Streep, Kevin Bacon, David Strathairn, Joseph Mazzello. (PG-13, 1:51) (V) IFC-E March 3 11:30p; 4 6a; 6 10:30a, 8p; 14 5a, 12p Road House 55 (’89, Action) Hired to tame a rowdy Missouri bar, a Ph.D. bouncer romances a doctor and tames the whole town. Patrick Swayze, Kelly Lynch, Sam Elliott, Ben Gazzara. (3:00) (AL, AS, GV, N) CMT March 4 2:30p, 11:30p; 10 3p, 8:30p, PARMT March 27 12p Rob Roy, the Highland Rogue 55 (’53, Adventure) An 18th-century Scot leads his clansmen in a revolt against King George I of England. Richard Todd, Glynis Johns, James Robertson Justice, Michael Gough. (NR, 1:29) TCM March 30 1:15a Robin Hood 556 (’10, Adventure) In 13th-century England, a skilled archer and his men confront a despot in a local village and set out to prevent their homeland from erupting in civil war. Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett, William Hurt, Matthew MacFadyen. (3:00) (AS, V) SYFY March 22 3p; 23 1a RoboCop 5556 (’87, Science Fiction) Scientists use the mangled remains of a dead police officer to create the ultimate crime-fighter — an indestructible cyborg. Peter Weller, Nancy Allen, Ronny Cox, Daniel O’Herlihy. (NR, 1:43) (AL, AS, BN, GV) IFC-E March 1 12a, 3a, 7:45a; 16 7:45a, 2:45p; 20 3:45a, 10:45a, 8p; 23 6a RoboCop 556 (’14, Science Fiction) In 2028, a robotics company sees a chance to bring its technology to American law enforcement by transforming a critically injured police officer into a cyborg. Joel Kinnaman, Gary Oldman, Samuel L. Jackson, Michael Keaton. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) PARMT March 19 12p RoboCop 2 556 (’90, Science Fiction) The cyborg policeman and his female partner oppose the mayor and a drug magnate in Old Detroit. Peter Weller, Nancy Allen, Daniel O’Herlihy, Belinda Bauer. (R, 1:58) (AL, AS, GV) IFC-E March 16 3a, 10a; 20 6a, 10:15p; 23 8:15a

RoboCop 3 56 (’93, Science Fiction) The cyborg policeman takes to the air to defend a run-down neighborhood from a Japanese tycoon.

Robert John Burke, Nancy Allen, Rip Torn, John Castle. (PG-13, 1:44) (AL, AS, V) IFC-E March 3 3a, 7:15a; 16 5:30a, 12:30p; 20 8:30a; 21 12:45a; 23 3:45a, 10:45a

Robocroc (’13, Science Fiction) A top-secret project transforms a humongous crocodile into

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a metallic, killing machine. Corin Nemec, Steven Hartley, Dee Wallace, Owen Davis. (2:00) SYFY March 24 4a Roboshark (’15, Science Fiction) A shark goes on a rampage in Seattle after devouring an alien space probe in the Pacific Ocean. Hristo Balabanov, Nigel Barber, Laura Dale, Vanessa Grasse. (2:00) SYFY March 6 6a ROBOT & FRANK (’12, Comedy-Drama) An aging, cantankerous ex-cat burglar finds his zest for life renewed when he trains his robotic caretaker to help him commit heists. Frank Langella, Voice of Peter Sarsgaard, Susan Sarandon, Liv Tyler. (1:35) (AL) HDMOV March 5 7:10a; 9 2:15p; 10 2:25a, 3a; 20 2:25p; 21 1:20a; 28 8:40a

The Rock 555 (’96, Action) A scientist and a British spy who once escaped from Alcatraz are sent to the former island prison to stop a disgruntled war hero from obliterating San Francisco with chemical warheads. Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris, Michael Biehn. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) PARMT March 5 12p THE ROCKER 556 (’08, Comedy) Twenty years after his band mates gave him the boot, a failed drummer gets a second shot at fame as a member of his teenage nephew’s band. Rainn

Wilson, Christina Applegate, Josh Gad, Teddy Geiger. (PG-13, 1:42) (AL, AS, N) IFC-E March 2 8:15a, 12:45p; 18 2:45p; 22 10:30p

Rodan 55 (’57, Science Fiction) A bug-eating pterodactyl flies out of a coal mine and wrecks Japan with sonic booms. Kenji Sawara, Yumi Shirakawa, Akihiko Hirata, Akio Kobori. (NR, 1:10) (AS, V) EACTN March 8 4:52a, RPLEX March 21 12:24p; 25 3:45p Rogue’s March 556 (’53, Action) Unjustly drummed out of his regiment, a Victorian Englishman restores his honor in India. Peter Lawford, Richard Greene, Janice Rule, Leo G. Carroll. 9 (NR, 1:24) TCM March 14 12p Roll Bounce 556 (’05, Comedy-Drama) The closure of their favorite rink forces a roller-skater and his friends to gather at an uptown establishment. Bow Wow, Chi McBride, Mike Epps, Wesley Jonathan. (2:30) (AL, AS) VH1 March 7 2a, 11:30a The Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus 555 (’68, Documentary) Filmmaker Michael Lindsay-Hogg’s concert film features the Rolling Stones, The Who, Jethro Tull, John Lennon and Eric Clapton. Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Charlie Watts, Ronnie Wood. (1:08) MPLEX March 9 7:17a; 13 9:13p; 19 5:49a Roman Holiday 5556 (’53, Romance-Comedy) A young princess, tired of her constraints, runs off with a U.S. newsman in Rome. Gregory Peck, Audrey Hepburn, Eddie Albert, Tullio Carminati. 9 (2:01) RPLEX March 7 4:10p; 8 11:06a; 12 11:30a, 8p; 13 4:05a; 17 7:37a, 4:13p; 18 3:05a; 29 1:27a, 8:34a, 9:50p

The Romance of Rosy Ridge 555 (’47, Drama) A mysterious Civil War veteran courts a Missouri farmer’s daughter amid postwar unrest. Van Johnson, Janet Leigh, Thomas Mitchell, Marshall Thompson. 9 (NR, 1:45) TCM March 5 3a

Romantically Speaking (’15, Romance-Comedy) With her love life in shambles, a relationship expert receives help from her best friend. Heather Morris, Jonathan Bennett, Teri Polo, Ryan Michelle Bathe. (2:00) HALL March 13 4p

Romeo and Juliet 5556 (’36, Romance) Shakespeare’s Renaissance lovers tragically defy their feuding parents. Norma Shearer, Leslie Howard, John Barrymore, Edna May Oliver. 9 (NR, 2:06) TCM March 13 7:15a Rooster Cogburn 55 (’75, Western) Oneeyed Marshal Cogburn helps a Bible-toting spinster find the men who killed her preacher father. John Wayne, Katharine Hepburn, Anthony Zerbe, Richard Jordan. (PG, 1:47) (V) EWESTN March 2 12:11p; 3 1:08a; 10 6:11p; 14 8:12p; 15 3:10a; 25 2:47p, 10:09p ROPE 555 (’48, Crime Drama) Two young men kill another they feel is inferior, throw a party and serve cocktails off a trunk holding the

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corpse. James Stewart, John Dall, Farley Granger, Joan Chandler. (PG, 1:20) (V) ECLASS March 19 2:25a, ESUSP March 22 6:53a; 25 5:59a ROSEMARY’S BABY 5555 (’68, Horror) A pregnant woman’s husband and their satanic neighbors want her baby to be the Antichrist. Mia

Farrow, John Cassavetes, Ruth Gordon, Sidney Blackmer. (2:19) (AL, AS, R, V) RPLEX March 10 2:03a, 8p; 20 2:28a, 5:41p; 25 4:36a, 1:25p, 10:09p

Rough Night in Jericho 555 (’67, Western) A gambler and a former U.S. marshal help a woman save her stagecoach business from a town boss. Dean Martin, George Peppard, Jean Simmons, John McIntire. (NR, 1:37) EWESTN March 1 8:13p; 2 3:04a; 18 8:58a, 6:15p; 30 10:43a, 9:39p Rough Riders’ Round-Up 55 (’39, Western) A singing Roughrider joins the border patrol and nabs a gang of gold thieves. Roy Rogers, Mary Hart, Raymond Hatton, Eddie Acuff. 9 (NR, :55) EWESTN March 11 5:58a Roxanne 555 (’87, Romance-Comedy) The long-nosed fire chief of a Washington ski town helps a dolt woo the astronomer he loves. Steve

Martin, Daryl Hannah, Rick Rossovich, Shelley Duvall. (PG, 1:46) (AL, AS, BN, V) ECLASS March 2 2:33p; 3 7:02a; 12 4:05a; 18 10:52a, EFAMLY March 5 8:12a, 11:28p; 15 2:34a, 10:08a, 11:19p; 27 6:12p; 28 3:56a, 10:11a

Roxie Hart 556 (’42, Comedy) A Roaring ’20s Chicago dancer sways her murder-trial jury; her lawyer shows her how. Ginger Rogers, Adolphe Menjou, George Montgomery, Nigel Bruce. 9 (NR, 1:15) FXM March 3 1:40a Royal Hearts (’18, Comedy) Kelly and her father, Hank, receive news that he has inherited an estate in Slovania. When they travel to view the estate, they are thrown for a loop when they discover that Hank has not only inherited the estate, but he is also the king. Cindy Busby, Andrew Scott, James Brolin (2:00) HALL March 3 7p; 4 3p ROYAL MATCHMAKER (’18, Romance) A struggling matchmaker is hired by a king to find his son a suitable wife in time for a national celebration. As the clock ticks toward the deadline, the matchmaker finds him the perfect wife — only to realize that she’s fallen in love with him. Bethany Joy Lenz, Will Kemp, Brittany Bristow (2:00) HALL March 24 9p; 25 7p; 31 7p A Royal Winter (’17, Drama) A woman flees to Europe for some soul searching and meets a handsome playboy prince who exposes her to a world she has never before known. Merritt Patterson, Jack Donnelly, Samantha Bond (2:00) HALL March 3 1p Ruggles of Red Gap 555 (’35, Comedy) Old West Americans win an earl’s butler in a Paris poker game and bring him home. Charles Laughton, Mary Boland, Charlie Ruggles, ZaSu Pitts. 9 (NR, 1:32) TCM March 4 5:15a

Rugrats in Paris: The Movie 555 (’00, Children’s) Animated. When Stu Pickles must travel to Paris to work on a new amusement park, the gang accompanies him. Voice of E.G. Daily, Voice of Christine Cavanaugh, Michael Bell, Voice of Susan Sarandon. (1:20) EFAMLY March 14 2:40a, 12:17p; 31 7:03a, 8:28p, MPLEX March 25 2:48a, 10:34a

Run All Night 556 (’15, Action) When his estranged son becomes a mob target, an aging hit man must figure out where his loyalties lie and how to save his offspring from a deadly fate. Liam Neeson, Ed Harris, Joel Kinnaman, Common. (2:30) (AL, AS, GV) TNT March 27 12p

Run for Your Life (’14, Drama) On the run with her two children, a woman tries to decide between disappearing completely or killing her abusive ex-husband. Amy Smart, Aislyn Watson, Genea Charpentier, Mark Humphrey. (TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 10 12p; 20 2p; 29 8a Run the Tide (’16, Drama) When his drug-addicted mother leaves prison, a man kidnaps his younger brother and flees to the California coast for a better life. Taylor Lautner, Constance Zimmer,

MOVIES Kenny Johnson, Johanna Braddy. (1:40) (AL, AS) EPIX March 15 9:25a; 27 3:20p

THE RUNDOWN 555 (’03, Adventure) Before his retirement, a bounty hunter must locate his boss’ son, who is searching for a priceless artifact in the Amazon. The Rock, Seann William Scott, Rosario Dawson, Christopher Walken. (2:00) (AS, V) SYFY March 12 11:30p; 13 3:39p; 29 2:20p; 30 1a, USA March 5 1a

The Running Man 556 (’87, Science Fiction) A police-state scapegoat must play a TV host’s deadly game show for the 21st-century masses. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Conchita Alonso, Richard Dawson, Yaphet Kotto. (R, 1:41) (AL, AS, GV) SUND March 6 11:30p; 19 11p; 20 2:45p; 25 2a, 12:45p Running Target 555 (’56, Action) A woman joins a sheriff’s posse chasing four escaped convicts in the Colorado Rockies. Doris Dowling, Arthur Franz, Richard Reeves, Myron Healey. (NR, 1:23) EWESTN March 12 9:12a RUSH HOUR 555 (’98, Action) A Hong Kong detective and a wisecracking L.A.P.D. detective choose to work together to find the missing daughter of a Chinese diplomat. Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, Tom Wilkinson, Elizabeth Peña. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) BET March 1 7p; 2 4p; 11 9p; 12 5p, PARMT March 23 12:30p, 8p Rush Hour 2 55 (’01, Action) Two detectives battle a Hong Kong gangster and his henchmen after a bombing at the U.S. Embassy. Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, John Lone, Zhang Ziyi. (PG-13, 1:30) (AL, AS, V) EACTN March 15 9:16a, 6:41p; 23 9:28p; 24 5:31a, 4:21p RUSH HOUR 3 56 (’07, Action) The assassination of a Chinese ambassador reunites Lee and Carter, who tangle with Triad gangsters in France. Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, Hiroyuki Sanada, Youki Kudoh. (3:00) (AL, AS, N, V) BET March 2 7p; 3 11a, PARMT March 23 6p, 10:30p, COM March 10 8p, 10p Rushlights 56 (’12, Crime Drama) Delinquents Billy and Sarah, lovers from Los Angeles, go to a small Southern town to claim the inheritance of a dead friend. Josh Henderson, Haley Webb, Beau Bridges, Aidan Quinn. (1:39) (AL, AS, V) IPLEX March 7 12:20p; 27 5:40a Ruthless People 555 (’86, Comedy) A stereo salesman and his wife kidnap the vulgar wife of a Beverly Hills millionaire who balks at ransom. Danny DeVito, Bette Midler, Judge Reinhold, Helen Slater. (R, 1:35) (AL, AS, N) SUND March 22 11a; 23 2a RV 55 (’06, Children’s) Calamities strike when a family patriarch rents an enormous motor-home and takes his dysfunctional clan on vacation.

Robin Williams, Jeff Daniels, Cheryl Hines, Kristin Chenoweth. (1:40) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 3 8:22a, 3:32p, 9:59p; 14 10:06a, 6:20p; 15 8:27a; 18 2:19p, 10:07p, ENCR-W March 8 8:39a; 9 4:07a; 12 6:08a, 3:43p, ECLASS March 20 9:08a, 4:28p; 23 4:28p; 29 4:28p

S Saban’s Power Rangers 556 (’17, Action) Teenagers who have been chosen to protect the world from aliens do it by morphing into superheroes and piloting giant robots. Dacre Montgomery, Naomi Scott, RJ Cyler, Ludi Lin. (2:05) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 11 10:05p; 12 9:40a, 5:55p; 18 12:05a, 5:25a, 3:45p; 23 11:15a, 8p; 28 10p; 29 9:30a, 5:55p SABATA 556 (’70, Western) A rancher, a judge and a saloon keeper hire a gunman to do their dirty work and then discover they can’t control him. Lee Van Cleef, William Berger, Pedro Sanchez, Linda Veras. (1:50) (AS, V) HDMOV March 7 12:25p; 10 4a; 19 8:20a; 29 4:50a

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Cable S SABOTEUR 555 (’42, Suspense) An innocent man on the run hunts wartime spies, and the pursuit takes them to the Statue of Liberty.

Robert Cummings, Priscilla Lane, Norman Lloyd, Otto Kruger. 9 (PG, 1:48) (AS, V) ECLASS March 11 8a, ESUSP March 1 5:17p; 2 10:40a

Sabrina 5556 (’54, Comedy) The sons of a Long Island tycoon become romantic rivals for the chauffeur’s daughter. Humphrey Bogart,

Audrey Hepburn, William Holden, Walter Hampden. 9 (1:56) RPLEX March 1 7:58a, 4:29p; 2 12:46a; 18 1:09a, 6:04p; 23 9:02a, 8p; 29 11:52a, 11:51p

Safe House 556 (’12, Action) After barely escaping an attack by mercenaries, a rookie agent and a renegade operative must join forces and figure out who wants them dead. Denzel Washington, Ryan Reynolds, Vera Farmiga, Brendan Gleeson. (R, 1:55) (AL, AS, GV) FXM March 6 2:30p, 10p, FX March 15 11:30p; 16 2:30p; 23 10a

The Saga of Hemp Brown 555 (’58, Western) A medicine-show man and his helper help a disgraced cavalry officer clear his name. Rory Calhoun, Beverly Garland, John Larch, Russell Johnson. (NR, 1:20) EWESTN March 1 9:14a; 2 4:49a; 13 8:14a

SALT 555 (’10, Action) After a defector accuses her of spying for the Russians, a CIA officer goes on the run and tries to come up with a way to establish her innocence. Angelina Jolie, Liev Schreiber, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Daniel Olbrychski. (2:00) (AS, V) PARMT March 14 12a, 12:30p; 24 12p, 10p, SYFY March 3 4:30p; 4 11a; 8 4p; 9 12a The Samaritan 5 (’12, Crime Drama) After many years in prison, a former grifter tries to go straight, but the son of his former partner insists on learning the game and relieving a feared gangster of $8 million. Samuel L. Jackson, Luke Kirby, Ruth Negga, Tom Wilkinson. (R, 1:33) (AL, AS, V) SUND March 25 5:15a SAMSON & DELILAH 5555 (’09, Drama) A couple’s world changes forcing them to go on a journey of survival. Marissa Gibson, Mitjili Napanangka Gibson, Scott Thornton, Matthew Gibson. (3:30) TBN March 4 8:30p

SAN ANDREAS 556 (’15, Action) When the San Andreas fault triggers a magnitude 9 earthquake, a search-and-rescue helicopter pilot must navigate the destruction from Los Angeles to San Francisco to bring his estranged wife and daughter to safety. Dwayne Johnson, Carla Gugino, Alexandra Daddario, Ioan Gruffudd. (2:15) (AL, AS) TBS March 18 1:30p, TNT March 5 6:45p The Sand Pebbles 5556 (’66, Adventure) Multiple Oscar nominations went to this tale of a cynical sailor’s experiences on an American gunboat in 1926 China. Steve McQueen, Richard Attenborough, Candice Bergen, Richard Crenna. (PG-13, 3:02) (AS, V) FXM March 18 9a; 19 5:50a

The Sandpiper 555 (’65, Drama) A free-spirited artist, who lives near California’s Big Sur, meets the administrator of the parochial school that her young son attends and lures the cleric away from his wife. Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton, Eva Marie Saint, Charles Bronson. (NR, 1:56) (AL, AS) TCM March 15 7p Sands of Iwo Jima 555 (’49, War) A Marine sergeant pushes a colonel’s son and other recruits until they’re ready to fight. John Wayne, John Agar, Forrest Tucker, Adele Mara. 9 (NR, 1:50) ECLASS March 27 10p, EACTN March 7 3:34p; 22 9:03a, 5:47p; 23 4:59a The Santa Clause 2 55 (’02, Children’s) Scott Calvin’s world turns upside down when he’s dealt a double whammy of bad news: Not only has his son, Charlie, landed on this year’s naughty list, but Scott has to marry by Christmas Eve, or he will stop being Santa Claus forever. Tim Allen, Elizabeth Mitchell, David Krumholtz, Eric

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Saturday Night Fever 555 (’77, Drama) A Brooklyn paint-store clerk dons a white suit and becomes king of the dance floor at his local disco. John Travolta, Karen Lynn Gorney, Barry Miller, Joseph Cali. (PG, 1:48) (AL, AS) SUND March 4 11a; 13 12:30p; 14 8a; 23 12:30p; 24 3:30a Savages 556 (’12, Crime Drama) Three California pot growers wage a seemingly unwinnable war against a Mexican drug cartel that wants to take over their business. Taylor Kitsch, Blake Lively, Aaron Johnson, John Travolta. (3:00) (AL, AS, GV, N) FX March 7 9:30a; 8 7a SAVE THE LAST DANCE 556 (’01, Romance) A white teenager moves to Chicago after her mother’s death and falls for a black student who shares her love of dance. Julia Stiles, Sean Patrick Thomas, Kerry Washington, Fredro Starr. (1:54) (AL, AS, V) EFAMLY March 1 8p; 2 3:04a, ENCR-W March 13 9p; 14 12:54p, EBLACK March 18 1:34a, 3:07p; 24 5:50a, 8:05p; 29 2:21p, 10:52p

SAVE THE LAST DANCE 2 55 (’06, Drama) A talented dancer falls for a musician, while embracing traditional ballet and hip-hop. Izabella Miko, Columbus Short, Jacqueline Bisset, Aubrey Dollar. (1:33) (AS) EFAMLY March 1 3:07a, 9:54p, ENCR-W March 14 2:49p, EBLACK March 18 5:02p; 19 6:45a; 24 10p; 30 12:50a

SAVING MR. BANKS 555 (’13, Docudrama) Walt Disney pulls out all the stops to get the movie rights to “Mary Poppins” from its prickly author, P.L. Travers. Emma Thompson, Tom Hanks, Paul Giamatti, Jason Schwartzman. (2:45) (AS) TNT March 4 12:15a SAVING PRIVATE RYAN 5555 (’98, War) A World War II captain and his squad risk all to locate and send home a soldier whose three brothers died in combat. Tom Hanks, Edward Burns, Tom Sizemore, Jeremy Davies. (R, 2:49) (AL, AS, GV) ENCR-W March 3 7:08p; 4 7:08a, 3:53p; 9 9p; 10 5:09a, 3:58p; 20 2:28p, 10:51p; 21 10:42a; 25 8p; 26 6:20a, 2:58p The Savior (’06, Drama) A fresh account of the life of Jesus from the eyes of the disciple Luke, who follows Jesus from His upbringing to His eventual crucifixion. Susan Prior, Rhys Muldoon, Nicholas Hammond (2:00) EWTN March 25 11a; 27 1a Say It Isn’t So 5 (’01, Comedy) A man searching for his birth mother discovers that his girlfriend might be his sister. Chris Klein, Heather Graham, Orlando Jones, Sally Field. (1:38) (AL, SSC) IPLEX March 3 8:12a, 5:45p; 8 8:33a, 7:22p; 21 3:26p; 22 12:12a Scales: Mermaids Are Real (’17, Fantasy) A seemingly ordinary girl learns that she’s destined to turn into a mermaid on her 12th birthday. She must say goodbye to her family and friends while evading the local hunters who wish to capture her. Emmy Perry, Morgan Fairchild, Elisabeth Rohm, Jack Dylan Grazer. (1:34) EFAMLY March 1 10:55a; 18 11:14a; 19 3:42a; 21 8:46a A Scandal in Paris 556 (’46, Drama) A smooth-talking French thief wangles his way into an important position as prefect of police. George Sanders, Signe Hasso, Carole Landis, Akim Tamiroff. 9 (NR, 1:40) TCM March 19 4:15a

The Scarlet Empress 556 (’34, Biography) Grand Duke Peter’s teenage German bride becomes Russia’s Catherine the Great. Marlene Dietrich, John Lodge, Sam Jaffe, Phillip Sleeman. 9 (NR, 1:44) TCM March 25 3:30a

School Ties 555 (’92, Drama) A scholarship student hides his Jewish heritage to fit in at an Eastern prep school in the mid-1950s. Brendan Fraser, Matt Damon, Chris O’Donnell, Randall

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MOVIES Batinkoff. (PG-13, 1:47) (AL, AS, V) SUND March 4 7:30a; 15 12:30p; 16 9:30a

Scoop 55 (’06, Romance-Comedy) An American journalism student falls for a British aristocrat, as she and a magician hunt a killer in London. Scarlett Johansson, Woody Allen, Hugh Jackman, Ian McShane. (1:38) (AS) IPLEX March 13 7:22p; 14 2:21a, MPLEX March 4 3:31a, 5p; 8 4:38a, 3:21p; 26 8:39a, 8:27p

SCOUTS GUIDE TO THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE 55 (’15, Horror) Three Boy Scouts join forces with a tough cocktail waitress to save their once-peaceful town from a zombie invasion. Tye Sheridan, Logan Miller, Joey Morgan, Sarah Dumont. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV, N) FXX March 7 5p, 7p; 10 7p, 9p; 22 12:30p; 23 10:30a Scream 555 (’96, Horror) A psycho killer targets a past victim’s daughter, while a tabloid TV reporter homes in on his identity. Neve Campbell, David Arquette, Courteney Cox, Matthew Lillard. (R, 1:51) (AL, AS, GV) IFC-E March 7 5p; 8 12:30a; 25 7a, 12p; 26 8p SCREAM 3 556 (’00, Horror) Murders draw a young woman, a reporter and an ex-policeman to the set of a movie inspired by horrific events that they survived. David Arquette, Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox Arquette, Patrick Dempsey. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV) HDMOV March 9 8:05p; 10 2:10p; 15 8:05p; 16 12:10a; 20 4p; 21 10:25a; 22 10:25a; 24 10:10a Scream Blacula Scream 55 (’73, Horror) His bones stirred by Deep South voodoo, Blacula the vampire is cursed to kill again. William Marshall, Pam Grier, Don Mitchell, Michael Conrad. (PG, 1:35) (AL, AS, V) ESUSP March 2 3:43p; 3 12:20a Scrooged 555 (’88, Comedy) A ruthless TV-network chief meets the ghosts of Christmases past, present and yet to come. Bill Murray, Karen Allen, John Forsythe, John Glover. (PG-13, 1:41) (AL, MV) ENCR-W March 1 12:24p, 7:17p; 2 9:44a; 16 9:51a, 7:17p, ECLASS March 6 2:50p, 9:35p; 11 3:15p, 10:55p; 28 7:49p, EFAMLY March 19 8p; 20 4:52p; 24 10:07p; 25 3:17p SEAL Team Six: The Raid on Osama bin Laden (’12, Docudrama) In May 2011, a seasoned team of U.S. Navy SEALs storms a Pakistani compound and brings the long hunt for the world’s most wanted terrorist to an end. Cam Gigandet, Anson Mount, Freddy Rodriguez, Xzibit. (NR, 1:30) EBLACK March 12 1:19a, 4:40p, EACTN March 3 4:41p; 4 3:39a, 1:31p; 22 9:28p; 23 3:56p; 31 12:11p, 9:30p THE SEARCHERS 5555 (’56, Western)

A Confederate veteran and his part-Cherokee partner search five years for a kidnapped girl. John Wayne, Jeffrey Hunter, Natalie Wood, Vera Miles. (NR, 1:59) TCM March 20 11:30p

Secret Ceremony 555 (’68, Drama) A girl looks like a London hooker’s late daughter, while the hooker looks like the girl’s late mother. Eliz-

abeth Taylor, Mia Farrow, Robert Mitchum, Peggy Ashcroft. (R, 1:49) (AL, AS, N) TCM March 16

11:45p The Secret Garden 555 (’49, Children’s) An English orphan finds the key to her bitter uncle’s magic garden, seen in color. Margaret O’Brien,

Herbert Marshall, Dean Stockwell, Gladys Cooper. (G, 1:32) TCM March 5 9:30a

liberation through online dating. Ashley Jones, Alex Carter, Scott Gibson, Cynthia Preston. (2:00) (AS) LIFE March 25 10:02p; 26 2:04a Secrets in Suburbia (’17, Suspense) After learning of a murder plot against her, an otherwise kind-hearted housewife exacts a deadly plan of revenge. Brianna Brown, Brody Behr, Linn Bjornland, Sydney Hoover. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 26 10p; 27 2a Seduced (’16, Drama) Two women join forces to bring down the dangerous con man who simultaneously romanced and duped them. Elisabeth Röhm, Jon Prescott, Julie Mond, Robert Mailhouse. (2:00) (AS) LIFE March 25 2p

Seduced by a Stranger (’17, Suspense) Julie’s life is turned upside down when Martin moves to her neighborhood. As Julie begins to fall for his charms, another woman is determined to kill him. When the other woman catches Julie in Martin’s arms, she’s determined to kill them both. Chandra West, Steve Bacic, Cate Sproule, Lucie Guest. (1:59) LIFE March 10 10:02p; 11 4a Seeds of Yesterday (’15, Suspense) A flirtatious girl maintains a love-hate relationship with her obsessive brother. Rachael Carpani, Jason Lewis, Sammi Hanratty, James Maslow. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 11 2p Selma 5556 (’14, Historical Drama) Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. wages a historic, but dangerous, battle to secure voting rights for all, culminating in an epic march in Alabama from Selma to Montgomery. David Oyelowo, Tom Wilkinson, Carmen Ejogo, Giovanni Ribisi. (PG-13, 2:08) (AL, AS, V) FXM March 2 9p; 3 12p Send Me No Flowers 555 (’64, Comedy) A hypochondriac who wrongly believes he’s dying vows to find a new husband for his unsuspecting wife. Rock Hudson, Doris Day, Tony Randall, Paul Lynde. (NR, 1:40) TCM March 4 11a Sense and Sensibility 5556 (’95, Comedy-Drama) Suitors romance, then abandon, sisters left destitute by their father’s death in late-1800s England. Emma Thompson, Alan Rickman, Kate Winslet, Hugh Grant. (2:17) (AS) EFAMLY March 6 10:06p Separated at Birth (’17, Suspense) Lucy Pierce grew up believing she had a normal childhood with a loving and supportive mother, until she discovers old articles about the “Baby Victoria” disappearance - a high-profile abduction case that occurred when she was born. Paige Turco, Dominique Provost-Chalkley, Brittany Allen, Jayne Heitmeyer. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 24 10p; 25 2a

Serpico 5556 (’73, Crime Drama) Based on the true story of Frank Serpico, who sacrificed his career to expose widespread corruption in the NYPD. Al Pacino, John Randolph, Jack Kehoe, Biff McGuire. (R, 2:09) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 19 9p; 20 7:25a, 5:20p; 28 5:07p; 29 12:32a, 10:59a Set It Off 555 (’96, Action) Desperation drives four inner-city women to bank robbery in Los Angeles, then they start mistrusting one another. Jada Pinkett, Queen Latifah, Vivica A. Fox, Blair Underwood. (3:00) (AL, AS, GV) BET March 22 7p; 23 2p Seve: The Movie (’14, Biography) Severiano Ballesteros battles adversity to become one of the greatest professional golfers of all time. José Luis Gutiérrez, José Navar, Maria Molins, Alvar Gordejuela. (2:30) (AL, AS) GOLF March 6 5p, 7:30p

Seven Pounds 55 (’08, Drama) A man with a fateful secret sets out to redeem himself by changing the lives of seven strangers, including a woman with whom he falls in love. Will Smith, Rosario Dawson, Michael Ealy, Barry Pepper. (PG13, 2:04) (AS) ECLASS March 3 2:41p; 22 12:24p; 26 4:03p Seventeen and Missing 555 (’07, Drama) A woman has psychic visions after her teenage daughter disappears, following a wild party.

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 556 (’13, Comedy) Walter Mitty develops photos for a magazine but escapes the tedium through heroic daydreams. When Walter gets a chance for a real adventure, he may just build a relationship with a co-worker named Cheryl. Ben Stiller, Kristen Wiig, Shirley MacLaine, Adam Scott. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) FX Deedee Pfeiffer, Matthew Harrison, Tegan Moss, March 13 9:30a; 14 7a Terry David Mulligan. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 29 12p The Secret Sex Life of a Single Mom The Seventh Cross 555 (’44, Suspense) (’14, Docudrama) A divorced woman finds sexual Seven escapees from a concentration camp All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.

meet with different fates as they attempt to flee Nazi Germany. Spencer Tracy, Signe Hasso, Hume Cronyn, Jessica Tandy. 9 (NR, 1:50) TCM March 19 3p Seventh Son 55 (’14, Fantasy) A supernatural champion has little time to train a new apprentice for a battle against a malevolent and vengeful witch. Jeff Bridges, Julianne Moore, Ben Barnes, Olivia Williams. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) SYFY March 3 2:02a, 8a; 28 8:30a SHADOW OF A DOUBT 5555 (’43, Crime Drama) A girl thinks her visiting uncle is the strangler dubbed the Merry Widow Murderer. Teresa

Wright, Joseph Cotten, Hume Cronyn, Macdonald Carey. 9 (PG, 1:48) (AS) ECLASS March 5 2:17a, 2:46p, ESUSP March 14 10:16a; 17 8:39a; 21 5:33p

SHAKEDOWN 556 (’88, Action) A legal-aid lawyer and an undercover officer check a drug dealer’s story of police corruption. Peter Weller, Sam Elliott, Patricia Charbonneau, Blanche Baker. (R, 1:30) (AL, AS, V) EBLACK March 13 11:59a, 10:59p, ESUSP March 15 12:32p; 27 1:51p, ENCR-W March 7 3:48a The Shakiest Gun in the West 556 (’68, Western) A Philadelphia milquetoast goes west and meets a tall bandit who tricks him into marriage. Don Knotts, Barbara Rhoades, Jackie Coogan, Donald Barry. (NR, 1:41) EWESTN March 1 12:18p; 2 1:22a; 10 12:52p Shall We Dance 555 (’37, Musical Comedy) Ballet dancer Petrov woos a musical star at sea and in New York, despite rumors of their marriage. Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers, Eric Blore, Edward Everett Horton. 9 (NR, 1:49) TCM March 22 1p Shallow Hal 556 (’01, Romance-Comedy) A self-help guru makes a superficial man see only the inner beauty of a very fat woman. Gwyneth Paltrow, Jack Black, Jason Alexander, Joe Viterelli. (PG-13, 1:54) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 13 11:58a, 10:55p; 14 9:18a; 30 9p; 31 8:34a, 5:59p

THE SHALLOWS 556 (’16, Suspense) Stranded on a giant rock 200 yards from shore, an injured surfer must fight for her life as a great white shark circles her in its feeding ground.

Blake Lively, Óscar Jaenada, Brett Cullen, Sedona Legge. (PG-13, 1:27) (AL, AS, V) ESUSP March 16 9p; 17 7:10a, 3:35p; 19 9p; 20 3:41a; 22 1:34p, 10:44p; 27 10:41p

Shampoo 555 (’75, Comedy) Lovers undo a Beverly Hills hairdresser around Election Eve 1968. Warren Beatty, Julie Christie, Goldie Hawn, Lee Grant. (1:55) (AL, AS, N) HDMOV March 1 11:20a, 5p; 2 4:55a; 9 12:20p; 10 7:55a; 26 8:10p SHANE 5555 (’53, Western) An ex-gunfighter sides with Wyoming homesteaders against a ruthless cattle baron. Alan Ladd, Jean Arthur, Van Heflin, Brandon de Wilde. (NR, 1:58) (AS, MV) EWESTN March 11 8p; 12 2:52a, 12p; 15 1:10a, 10:31a, 9:45p; 24 8p; 25 3:26a Shanghai Express 555 (’32, Drama) A notorious woman rides a train through a dangerous situation with a British captain she loved. Marlene Dietrich, Clive Brook, Anna May Wong, Warner Oland. 9 (NR, 1:20) TCM March 4 6:30p

Shanghai Noon 555 (’00, Comedy) A Chinese Imperial Guardsman teams up with a robber to rescue a princess, taken to the Old West by the guard’s former captain. Jackie Chan, Owen Wilson, Lucy Liu, Roger Yuan. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) COM March 10 5:30p SHATTERED 5555 (’07, Suspense) After kidnapping the daughter of a couple, a man forces the two to comply with a series of daunting tasks.

Pierce Brosnan, Gerard Butler, Maria Bello, Claudette Mink. (1:37) (AL, AS, V) IPLEX March 12 3:40p; 13 12:40a; 21 1:49p, 9p

Shaun of the Dead 555 (’04, Comedy) An aimless TV salesman and his best pal must save their friends and family from the zombies that have overrun London. Simon Pegg, Kate Ashfield, Lucy Davis, Nick Frost. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV) AMC March 22 3:30a She Made Them Do It (’12, Docudrama) Convicted of murder, Sarah Pender escapes

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from prison and becomes a most-wanted fugitive. Jenna Dewan Tatum, Mackenzie Phillips, Steve Bacic, Nels Lennarson. (2:00) LIFE March 10 12p, LIFEMOV March 27 6p She Wore a Yellow Ribbon 5556 (’49, Western) A retirement-bound U.S. Cavalry officer is reluctant to turn command over to an inexperienced comrade. John Wayne, Joanne Dru, John Agar, Ben Johnson. (NR, 1:44) TCM March 27 6:45p The Sheriff of Fractured Jaw 556 (’58, Western) An Englishman gets the badge and the saloon queen in a Wild West town. Kenneth More, Jayne Mansfield, Henry Hull, William Campbell. (NR, 1:43) (MV) FXM March 8 10:15a; 9 1a SHERLOCK HOLMES: A GAME OF SHADOWS 556 (’11, Action) The murder of Austria’s crown prince leads Holmes, Watson and a Gypsy to a showdown with an evil genius named Moriarty. Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, Noomi Rapace, Rachel McAdams. (3:00) (AS, V) BBCA March 2 7p, 11p; 8 7p, 11:30p; 18 5p, 10p; 30 8p; 31 12a She’s All That 55 (’99, Romance-Comedy) A cool teen bets a friend that he can transform the school’s geekiest girl into a prom queen. Freddie Prinze Jr., Rachael Leigh Cook, Matthew Lillard, Paul Walker. (2:00) (AL, AS) FREEFM March 8 11a; 13 12a

She’s the One 55 (’96, Romance-Comedy) An affair with his cab-driver brother’s ex-fiancee typifies a married Wall Street guy’s need for sibling rivalry. Jennifer Aniston, Maxine Bahns, Edward Burns, Cameron Diaz. (1:39) (AL) IPLEX March 14 8:50a, 5:33p; 20 7:21p; 21 2:18a THE SHINING 5555 (’80, Horror) A writer goes mad while serving as caretaker with his wife and clairvoyant son at a snowbound Colorado hotel. Jack Nicholson, Shelley Duvall, Danny Lloyd, Scatman Crothers. (3:00) (AL, AS, N, V) VICE March 3 3p; 15 8p Shock Corridor 556 (’63, Drama) An investigative reporter’s sanity begins to crumble after he commits himself to a mental hospital to crack a murder. Peter Breck, Constance Towers, Gene Evans, James Best. (NR, 1:41) TCM March 7 1:30a Shock Treatment 556 (’64, Suspense) An actor faking insanity enters an asylum to discover what a killer gardener did with $1 million. Stuart Whitman, Carol Lynley, Roddy McDowall, Lauren Bacall. 9 (NR, 1:34) FXM March 7 8:40a

Shooter 556 (’07, Suspense) Reluctantly pressed into service again, a former military sniper plots revenge against his powerful foes after being betrayed and wounded. Mark Wahlberg, Michael Peña, Danny Glover, Kate Mara. (2:45) (AL, AS, GV) SYFY March 25 8p; 26 4:35p, USA March 1 6:15p, 10p; 10 4:08p Shorebreak: The Clark Little Story (’16, Documentary) Photographer Clark Little captures the beauty of Hawaii’s powerful shore break waves from inside the impact zone. (:59) EFAMLY March 13 5:04a; 14 1:40a Shrek 5556 (’01, Children’s) Animated. In order to save his home, a monster with a donkey makes a deal with a mean lord to rescue a beautiful princess. Voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, John Lithgow. (2:00) (AL, AS) TBS March 25 1a, TNT March 3 6p Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th 56 (’00, Comedy) A reporter’s investigation into the spring-break massacre leads to further mayhem. Tom Arnold, Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, Coolio, Shirley Jones. (R, 1:26) (AL, AS, V) ESUSP March 13 9p; 21 12:18a; 29 1:34a SICARIO 5556 (’15, Suspense) Members of a government task force travel back-and-forth across the U.S.-Mexican border, using one cartel boss to flush out a bigger one. Emily Blunt, Benicio Del Toro, Josh Brolin, Victor Garber. (2:05) (AL, AS, GV) FX March 25 7:30p, EPIX March 14 8p; 15 7:20a, 2:15p Side Effects 555 (’13, Drama) A woman’s world unravels after her psychiatrist prescribes a new medication to treat her anxiety. Jude Law,

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Rooney Mara, Channing Tatum, Catherine Zeta-Jones. (1:48) (AL, AS, N, V) IPLEX March 10 9p; 11 5:09a; 18 3:49p; 19 12:48a; 23 5:14p; 30 8:32a, 7:12p

Sidewalks of New York 55 (’01, Romance-Comedy) A television producer, a teacher, a musician, a waitress, a dentist and a real estate agent deal with rocky romances. Edward Burns, Rosario Dawson, Dennis Farina, Heather Graham. (2:00) (AL, AS) FLIX-W March 11 10:30a

Sierra Baron 55 (’58, Western) A California land-grabber wants a gunfighter to kill a Spanish land-grant heir. Brian Keith, Rick Jason, Rita Gam, Mala Powers. (NR, 1:20) FXM March 8 8:50a; 9 4:25a Signs 555 (’02, Suspense) With the help of his brother, a Pennsylvanian investigates the appearance of 500-foot-diameter circles in his crop fields. Mel Gibson, Joaquin Phoenix, Cherry Jones, Rory Culkin. (2:30) (V) AMC March 10 12p; 11 8:35a; 20 12p; 21 2:30a; 26 10:30a Silence 555 (’16, Historical Drama) Two 17th-century Portuguese missionaries face the ultimate test of faith when they travel to Japan to find their missing mentor. Andrew Garfield, Adam Driver, Tadanobu Asano, Ciarán Hinds. (2:45) (AS, GV) EPIX March 1 8:20a, 2:20p; 10 2a; 27 8p; 28 6:30a, 3:05p The Silent Call 55 (’61, Adventure) A dog embarks on a journey from Nevada to Los Angeles to find the family that left it behind. Roger Mobley, David McLean, Gail Russell, Joe Besser. 9 (NR, 1:02) FXM March 16 3a Silent House 556 (’11, Horror) Horrifying events turn panic to real terror when a young woman becomes trapped in the old house she’s helping her father and uncle renovate. Elizabeth Olsen, Adam Trese, Eric Sheffer Stevens, Julia Taylor Ross. (2:00) (AS, V) SYFY March 15 1p; 16 12a, 8a

SILENT TRIGGER 55 (’96, Suspense) A hired assassin believes that his partner in a failed mission has orders to kill him. Dolph Lundgren, Gina Bellman, Conrad Dunn, Chris Heyerdahl. (1:35) (AL, AS, GV) HDMOV March 8 6:55a; 13 6p, 9:25p; 28 8p, 11:35p Silver Bullet 55 (’85, Horror) A boy in a wheelchair stops a werewolf with his uncle and sister. Gary Busey, Corey Haim, Megan Follows, Everett McGill. (R, 1:35) (AL, AS, GV) SUND March 11 3:45p; 12 2p, AMC March 19 11:30a Silver Linings Playbook 5556 (’12, Comedy-Drama) An unexpected bond begins to form between a man trying to rebuild his life and a young woman promising to help him reunite with his estranged wife. Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lawrence, Robert De Niro, Jacki Weaver. (R, 2:02) (AL, AS, N) SUND March 4 1:30p; 8 4:10a, 12:30p; 21 10:30a Silver Streak 555 (’76, Comedy) A Los Angelean gets help from a petty thief to rescue a woman from killers on the same train to Chicago. Gene Wilder, Jill Clayburgh, Richard Pryor, Patrick McGoohan. (PG, 1:53) (AL, AS, MV) ECLASS March 5 12:50p, 7:49p Silverado 555 (’85, Western) Old West drifters Jake, Emmett, Mal and Paden shoot it out with a crooked sheriff and clan. Kevin Kline, Scott Glenn, Kevin Costner, Rosanna Arquette. (2:30) (AS, V) OUTD March 24 5p, 8p The Simpsons Movie 555 (’07, Comedy) Animated. The combination of Homer, his new pet pig, and a leaky silo full of excrement triggers a disaster that threatens not just Springfield but the world. Voices of Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. (2:00) (AS) FXX March 13 3p; 14 1p SIN CITY 555 (’05, Action) Lawmen, prostitutes, a hulking thug and other sordid characters run amok in a crime-ridden metropolis. Jessica Alba, Devon Aoki, Alexis Bledel, Powers Boothe. (2:30) (AL, AS, GV, N) BBCA March 1 7:30p, 11:30p; 16 7:30p; 17 12a

A Sister’s Nightmare (’13, Suspense) A woman must protect her family when her

MOVIES criminally insane sister re-enters society. Kelly Rutherford, Natasha Henstridge, Peyton List, Matthew Settle. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 15 4p

The Sitter 56 (’11, Comedy) The world’s worst baby sitter takes a brood of rambunctious children on a wild night-time odyssey through New York. Jonah Hill, Max Records, Ari Graynor, JB Smoove. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) FXX March 12 9p; 13 10:30a Sitting Pretty 555 (’48, Comedy) Suburban parents of three bratty boys find a new baby sitter: know-it-all Mr. Belvedere. Robert Young, Clifton Webb, Maureen O’Hara, Richard Haydn. 9 (NR, 1:24) FXM March 18 4:25a Six Black Horses 55 (’62, Western) A widow crosses the desert with a drifter and the gunman who killed her husband. Audie Murphy, Dan Duryea, Joan O’Brien, George Wallace. (NR, 1:20) EWESTN March 6 9:39a; 7 4:21a; 27 5:54a, MPLEX March 11 10:53p; 17 3:37p, 10:36p; 21 2:37a Six Degrees of Separation 555 (’93, Drama) Married New Yorkers question the motives of an overnight guest who pretends to be someone else. Stockard Channing, Will Smith, Donald Sutherland, Bruce Davison. (1:55) (AL, AS) EPIX March 4 2:15a; 15 9:45p; 16 6:05p 16 and Missing (’15, Suspense) An FBI agent tries to track down her daughter after the teen arranges to meet an online acquaintance. Ashley Scott, Lizze Broadway, Mark Hapka, David Starzyk. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 6 2p

Sky High 556 (’05, Children’s) Hoping he will follow in their footsteps, two superheroes send their reluctant son to a training school. Michael

Angarano, Kurt Russell, Kelly Preston, Danielle Panabaker. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) TBS March 31 10a

Sky Murder 55 (’40, Mystery) Detective Nick Carter tries to help a refugee who is being blackmailed by Nazis. Walter Pidgeon, Donald Meek, Karen Verne 9 (NR, 1:12) TCM March 14 7:30a Skylark 556 (’41, Romance-Comedy) An adman’s wife feels neglected, and another man seems to be the answer. Claudette Colbert, Ray Milland, Brian Aherne, Binnie Barnes. 9 (NR, 1:34) TCM March 11 5:15a Skyline 56 (’10, Science Fiction) Strange lights over Los Angeles herald the arrival of malevolent aliens who threaten to swallow up humanity. Eric

Balfour, Scottie Thompson, Brittany Daniel, Crystal Reed. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) SYFY March 19 9:30a; 20 12:45a

Slap Shot 555 (’77, Comedy-Drama) A minor-league hockey team makes sports history when its members decide to spruce up the team’s image by playing dirty. Paul Newman,

Michael Ontkean, Lindsay Crouse, Strother Martin. (2:05) (AL, AS, V) RPLEX March 2 7:48a, 2:31p, 9:33p; 6 12:51a, 9:27a, 5:55p; 17 9:38a, 8p; 28

8:27a, 4:24p Slap Shot 3: The Junior League 55 (’08, Comedy) Wacky brothers work together to mold young hockey players into champions.

Greyston Holt, Jeff Carlson, Steve Carlson, David Hanson. (1:33) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 12 5:26a; 28 4:40p, 11:36p, MPLEX March 23 10a; 24 3:05a

Sleeper 5556 (’73, Comedy) Deep-frozen for 200 years, a health-food store owner wakes up in a no-sex police state and hides as a robot. Woody Allen, Diane Keaton, John Beck, Marya Small. (1:30) (AL, AS) EPIX March 23 6:35a

Sleeping With the Enemy 556 (’91, Suspense) The battered wife of a yuppie neat-freak fakes her death at sea and flees from Cape Cod to Iowa. Julia Roberts, Patrick Bergin, Kevin Anderson, Elizabeth Lawrence. (R, 1:39) (AL, AS, V) ECLASS March 5 12:37a, 9:45p Sleepless in Seattle 5556 (’93, Romance-Comedy) A recently engaged

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Cable S newswoman becomes obsessed with meeting a grieving widower she heard on a late-night radio call-in show. Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Bill Pullman, Ross Mallinger. (2:30) (AL) OVATN March 8 6:30p; 9 1:30p; 11 9p; 12 4:30p; 15 9p; 16 4:30p; 22 9p; 23 6:30p Sleepy Hollow 555 (’99, Horror) A Colonial-era constable probes a series of grisly decapitations in an upstate New York hamlet. Johnny Depp, Christina Ricci, Miranda Richardson, Michael Gambon. (R, 1:45) (AS, GV) ESUSP March 10 12:35a; 21 5:10a, 3:45p; 26 9p; 29 5:20p

Sleuth 55 (’07, Suspense) An aging writer hatches an elaborate scheme for revenge against the young man who stole his wife. Michael Caine, Jude Law, Harold Pinter, Carmel O’Sullivan. (R, 1:28) (AL, AS) ESUSP March 4 2p; 27 5:38p; 28 6:34a Sliding Doors 55 (’98, Romance-Comedy) After a series of misfortunes, a woman with an unfaithful boyfriend experiences an alternate reality. Gwyneth Paltrow, John Hannah, John Lynch, Jeanne Tripplehorn. (1:40) (AL, AS) EPIX March 10 4:45a; 15 8p; 16 2:25p Slow Burn 55 (’05, Crime Drama) A district attorney must sort out conflicting stories when his assistant DA and sometime lover claims that the dead man in her bed tried to rape her, but a witness tells a different tale. Ray Liotta, LL Cool J, Jolene Blalock, Mekhi Phifer. (1:45) (AL, AS, V) FLIX-W March 18 3:45a; 21 6:15p; 23 2p; 24 1:35a; 27 4p, 11:15p Smart People 556 (’08, Romance-Comedy) Recently widowed, a professor tries to juggle a new love and an unexpected visit from his adoptive brother. Dennis Quaid, Sarah Jessica Parker, Thomas Haden Church, Ellen Page. (1:37) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 12 10:30a, 11p; 15 3:57p; 16 12:35a Smashed 555 (’12, Drama) After hitting rock bottom, an alcoholic schoolteacher faces numerous challenges as she struggles for sobriety. Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Aaron Paul, Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally. (1:24) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 17 7:36p; 18 2:45a

Smilin’ Through 55 (’32, Romance) A Victorian Englishman’s niece and her suitor resemble his long-dead bride and tragic rival. Norma Shearer, Leslie Howard, Fredric March, O.P. Heggie. 9 (NR, 1:37) TCM March 1 4:45a

The Smurfs 56 (’11, Children’s) Live action/ animated. A magic portal transports the little blue people to Manhattan, where they must find a way back to their village before evil wizard Gargamel can find them. Hank Azaria, Neil Patrick Harris, Jayma Mays, Sofía Vergara. (2:00) (AS) FREEFM March 16 12a SNAKE EYES 56 (’98, Suspense) A corrupt detective and his Navy friend probe a U.S. official’s assassination at an Atlantic City boxing match. Nicolas Cage, Gary Sinise, John Heard, Carla Gugino. (R, 1:39) (V) ENCR-W March 15 1:38p; 26 2:53a, ECLASS March 6 7:46a; 23 11:15a, 7:49p, EACTN March 3 8:47a, 8p; 4 5:11a; 11 2:12p, 11:38p; 12 6:20a; 20 3:45p, 11:50p; 21 12:38p; 29 11:10a, 9:18p THE SNAKE PIT 5555 (’48, Drama) A man commits his wife to a mental hospital, where her doctor tries the latest therapy. Olivia de Havilland, Mark Stevens, Leo Genn 9 (NR, 1:48) TCM March 5 7p Snakes on a Plane 55 (’06, Suspense) An FBI agent must contend with a swarm of deadly serpents that have been released aboard an airliner to kill the witness he is escorting to trial. Samuel L. Jackson, Kenan Thompson, Julianna Margulies, Nathan Phillips. (3:00) (AL, AS, GV, N) BET March 3 11p; 4 8p; 24 11p; 25 2p Sneakers 555 (’92, Suspense) An ex-’60s-radical computer hacker and his company are tapped

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Cable S for a shady black-box job. Robert Redford, Dan Aykroyd, Ben Kingsley, Mary McDonnell. (PG-13, 2:05) (AL, V) ENCR-W March 19 12:43a, 3:22p, ECLASS March 11 6:51p Sniper 55 (’93, Action) A lone Marine sharpshooter goes on a Panama mission with a Washington bureaucrat accustomed to paper targets. Tom Berenger, Billy Zane, J.T. Walsh, Aden Young. (1:45) (AL, V) FLIX-W March 3 8p; 8 3:15p, 11:30p; 11 2:15p; 14 2:15p, 10p; 17 4:45p; 20 4p; 21 2:15a; 25 4:45p; 31 1:45p, 11:45p Sniper 2 56 (’02, Suspense) A former Marine and a Marine on death row work together to assassinate an Eastern European rogue general. Tom Berenger, Bokeem Woodbine, Dan Butler, Linden Ashby. (1:45) (AL, V) FLIX-W March 3 9:45p; 5 4:45p; 6 3:55a; 8 5p; 18 2:05a; 21 1p; 22 3:35a; 25 6:30p; 29 12:15p, 11:05p

Sniper 3 (’04, Action) Hired to kill a suspected terrorist, a sniper learns his target is an old friend.

Tom Berenger, Denis Arndt, John Doman, William Duffy. (1:45) (AL, AS, GV) FLIX-W March 3 11:30p; 8 6:30p; 12 1p; 18 12:30p; 21 2:30p; 24 6:30p; 28 1a; 31 12:15a

Snow White and the Huntsman 556 (’12, Fantasy) Sent by an evil queen to capture an escaped princess, a huntsman instead becomes the young woman’s protector and helps her in her quest to regain control of her kingdom. Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, Chris Hemsworth, Sam Claflin. (3:00) (AS, V) FX March 5 4p; 6 12a

The Snow Wolf Family and Me Gordon Buchanan travels to the Canadian Arctic in search of wolves that have never seen a human. (1:00) (Part 1 of 3) APL-E March 12 8p, APL March 12 11p The Snow Wolf Family and Me Gordon Buchanan becomes accepted by the wolf pack, including mother Luna and her three newborn pups. (1:00) (Part 1 of 2) APL-E March 19 8p, APL March 19 11p SNOWPIERCER 5556 (’13, Science Fiction) A post-apocalyptic ice age forces humanity’s last survivors aboard a globe-spanning supertrain. One man will risk everything to lead a revolt for control of the engine and the future of the world. Chris Evans, Song Kang-ho, Tilda Swinton, Jamie Bell. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) BBCA March 20 8p, 11p; 25 11a, 2p; 26 1a So You Said Yes (’15, Drama) The owner of a bridal shop falls in love with the son of her chief competitor, then must fend off the woman’s attempts to sabotage the relationship. Kellie Martin, Chad Willett, Jennifer Dale, Bruce Boxleitner. (2:00) HALL March 12 2p

Soapdish 556 (’91, Comedy) The star of a soap opera is rattled by her ex-lover’s return to the daytime drama “The Sun Also Sets.” Sally

Field, Kevin Kline, Robert Downey Jr., Cathy Moriarty. (1:39) (AL) EFAMLY March 20 1:12a, MPLEX March 3 8:32a, 3:21p; 23 11:38p; 24 5p; 29 2:17a, 10:26a, 6:41p, EBLACK March 12 9:44a, 11:21p

Social Nightmare (’13, Drama) A teenager tries to figure out who is hacking into her online profile and posting inappropriate photos and status updates. Daryl Hannah, Kirsten Prout, Chloe Bridges, Brandon Smith. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 6 12p Soda Cracker 56 (’89, Crime Drama) A Chicago police officer practices his own brand of justice to take down the killers who murdered his partner. Fred Williamson, Maud Adams, Bo Svenson, Phyllis Hyman. (R, 1:34) (AL, AS, V) ESUSP March 21 7:23p Solace 55 (’15, Suspense) A psychic and a federal agent hunt a serial killer. Anthony Hopkins, Colin Farrell, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Abbie Cornish. (1:45) (AL, AS, GV, N) EPIX March 1 11:05a; 21

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MOVIES Soldier 55 (’98, Science Fiction) A soldier, trained as such from birth, helps colonists stave off a team of genetically engineered killers. Kurt Russell, Jason Scott Lee, Connie Nielsen, Sean Pertwee. (1:45) (AL, AS, GV) HDMOV March 7 5:15a; 12 12:20p; 17 4:15p; 18 12:30p; 22 8:05a; 27 6p,

9:30p Solo 55 (’96, Action) A robot soldier goes AWOL to avoid reprogramming, then helps Mexican villagers defeat rebels. Mario Van Peebles, Barry Corbin, Bill Sadler, Adrien Brody. (PG-13, 1:34) (AL, V) EACTN March 25 3:42a, 2:40p Solomon 56 (’98, Drama) David’s son inherits his father’s kingdom of Israel and gains respect for his wisdom and sense of justice. Ben Cross, Anouk Aimée, Vivica A. Fox, Maria Grazia Cucinotta. (TVPG, 3:00) (AS) TBN March 11 9p

Some Kind of Hero 556 (’82, Comedy) A Vietnam POW comes home after six years to no wife, no business and no chance of getting back pay. Richard Pryor, Margot Kidder, Ray Sharkey, Ronny Cox. (R, 1:35) (AL, AS, V) EBLACK March 1 2:26a, 12:39p; 7 2:46a, 9:50a; 18 1:28p, 11:37p; 29 11:06a, 6:21p, ECLASS March 23 1:42a Someone Like You 55 (’01, Romance-Comedy) A woman who hires talent for a talk show investigates male behavior after her boyfriend breaks up with her. Ashley Judd, Greg Kinnear, Hugh Jackman, Marisa Tomei. (PG-13, 1:37) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 17 4:34a Someone Marry Barry 55 (’14, Romance-Comedy) Friends try to find a wife for their obnoxious buddy, but their plan backfires when his new girlfriend turns out to be just as socially inappropriate. Tyler Labine, Damon Wayans Jr., Lucy Punch, Hayes MacArthur. (1:30) (AS) EPIX March 23 8:05a Something Beneath 5 (’07, Horror) A priest and an event coordinator must save ecological-conference attendees from a ball of sentient slime. Kevin Sorbo, Natalie Brown, Peter MacNeill, Brendan Beiser. (NR, 1:30) ESUSP March 24 12:35p Somewhere 555 (’10, Comedy-Drama) A roguish actor has to re-examine his life of excesses when he gets an unexpected visit from his young daughter. Stephen Dorff, Elle Fanning, Chris Pontius, Michelle Monaghan. (1:40) (AL, AS, N) IPLEX March 27 1:17p, 9p Somewhere in the Night 556 (’46, Crime Drama) An amnesiac Marine and a nightclub singer find clues to his past: missing loot and a private eye. John Hodiak, Nancy Guild, Lloyd Nolan 9 (NR, 1:48) FXM March 5 5a; 15 3a Son of God 55 (’14, Historical Drama) Jesus Christ spreads a message of love and hope, but powerful forces ally against him when he enters Jerusalem. Diogo Morgado, Greg Hicks, Adrian Schiller, Darwin Shaw. (3:00) (AS, V) UP March 25 1p Son of Godzilla 55 (’67, Science Fiction) A scientist’s experiments heat up an island as well as Godzilla’s egg, hatching a son, Minya. Tadao Takashima, Akira Kubo, Beverly Maeda, Akihiko Hirata. (1:28) (AS, V) RPLEX March 13 4:58p; 21 8p, EACTN March 16 4:47a

Son of Robin Hood 556 (’59, Adventure) The merry men find a man to lead them once they learn Robin’s son is actually a daughter. Al Hedison, June Laverick, David Farrar, Marius Goring. (NR, 1:21) FXM March 11 12:30a, 10:35a; 22 10:35a; 23 12a

art of magic to help him protect Manhattan from a powerful adversary. Nicolas Cage, Jay Baruchel, Alfred Molina, Teresa Palmer. (2:35) (AL, AS, V) FREEFM March 2 5:10p; 3 9a; 27 9p Sorority Murder (’15, Drama) Jennifer, a freshman at Whittendale University, finds herself warmly embraced by a sorority. However, she soon finds herself at odds with the club’s president, Breanne. When Breanne’s body is found, jennifer becomes the number one suspect. Scarlett Byrne, Nicole Muñoz, Sarah Dugdale, Elise Gatien. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 22 12p

Sorority Nightmare (’16, Suspense) A college freshman joins a sorority after the death of her sister. She soon learns that her new sisters are manipulative and devious and they’ll stop at nothing to get what they want. Sierra McCormick, Cassidy Gifford, Katie Sarife, Allie Marshall. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 7 12p Sorority Surrogate (’14, Drama) A surrogate mother faces an uncertain future when the couple who hires her dies in an accident. Cassie Steele, Chris Bruno, Mimi Kuzyk, Elena Juatco. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 19 2p Soul Men 55 (’08, Comedy) Old animosities re-emerge when two estranged singers travel cross-country to perform in a tribute concert for their late band leader. Samuel L. Jackson, Bernie Mac, Sharon Leal, Adam Herschman. (3:00) (AL, AS, N) BET March 3 2p Soul Surfer 55 (’11, Drama) Teenage surfer Bethany Hamilton returns to competition after losing an arm in a shark attack. AnnaSophia Robb, Helen Hunt, Dennis Quaid, Lorraine Nicholson. (2:30) (AS) CMT March 24 5p, 10p; 29 10:30p; 30 8p SOUNDER 5555 (’72, Drama) A sharecropper’s wife keeps the family together after he goes to prison in 1930s Louisiana. Cicely Tyson, Paul Winfield, Kevin Hooks, Carmen Mathews. (G, 1:45) TCM March 1 3p Soylent Green 555 (’73, Science Fiction) Future New Yorkers live on a trademarked food, which two detectives find has a secret ingredient. Charlton Heston, Edward G. Robinson, Leigh Taylor-Young, Chuck Connors. (PG, 1:37) (AL, AS, BN, V) TCM March 31 3p Space Jam 55 (’96, Children’s) Live action/ animated. Bugs Bunny recruits NBA star Michael Jordan to help the good Looney Tunes squad take on the bad Monstars in a basketball game. Michael Jordan, Wayne Knight, Theresa Randle, Larry Bird. (2:00) (AL) VH1 March 10 5p; 11 4p

Spaceballs 556 (’87, Comedy) President Skroob pits evil Dark Helmet against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf. Mel Brooks, John Candy, Rick Moranis, Bill Pullman. (PG, 1:32) (AL, AS) IFC-E March 1 10a; 2 1a, 6:15a; 5 11a, 8p, 10p; 13 11a, 10p; 24 3p, 10p; 30 3p; 31 8a SPARTACUS 5555 (’60, Historical Drama) A gladiator slave leads a revolt in decadent Rome and attempts to lead his followers to freedom. Kirk Douglas, Laurence Olivier, Jean Simmons, Tony Curtis. (PG-13, 3:04) (AS, V) ECLASS March 10 12:45p; 19 11:13a

Spectre 555 (’15, Action) As James Bond ventures toward the heart of the sinister organization SPECTRE, he discovers a chilling connection between himself and the enemy he seeks. Daniel

Craig, Christoph Waltz, Léa Seydoux, Ralph Fiennes. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 31 12p, 10p

Speed 2: Cruise Control 56 (’97, Action) A vacationing couple save the day when a madman commandeers their cruise ship. Sandra Bullock, Jason Patric, Willem Dafoe, Temuera Morrison. (PG13, 2:05) (AS, V) ECLASS March 5 4:07a SPIDER-MAN 3 556 (’07, Action) Peter Parker undergoes an ominous transformation when his Spider-Man suit turns black and brings out the dark, vengeful side of his personality.

Song of Freedom 555 (’36, Drama) A longshoreman descended from slaves becomes a famous concert singer and decides to return to the land of his roots. Paul Robeson, Elisabeth Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, Thomas Welch, George Mozart, Esme Percy. 9 (NR, 1:20) Haden Church. (3:00) (AS, V) AMC March 17 8p; 18 TCM March 30 10a 9:30a; 28 10:30p; 29 1:30p The Sorcerer’s Apprentice 556 (’10, THE SPIDERWICK CHRONICLES Fantasy) A wizard trains a reluctant protege in the 555 (’08, Children’s) Siblings learn that All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.

magical creatures are behind the strange occurrences at their great-great-uncle’s rundown estate. Freddie Highmore, Sarah Bolger, Mary-Louise Parker, David Strathairn. (1:37) (AS, V) MPLEX March 6 11:30p; 7 5:41a, 5p; 16 8:05p; 17 3:47a; 22 1:39a, 11:45a, 6:43p, EFAMLY March 2 4:58a, 11:50a, 6:22p; 11 3:24p, 9:33p; 12 10:14a; 30 1:23p, 8p; 31 10:14a Spies Like Us 55 (’85, Comedy) Two clumsy bureaucrats are trained as spies, then sent to Pakistan to create a diversion. Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, Donna Dixon, Steve Forrest. (PG, 1:49) (AL, AS) SUND March 10 3:45p; 11 11:30a; 18 2:30a; 29 12:45p Splendor in the Grass 5556 (’61, Drama) In 1925 Kansas, a teenage girl suffers an emotional breakdown following a platonic love affair. Beatty’s film debut. Natalie Wood, Warren Beatty, Pat Hingle, Audrey Christie. (NR, 2:04) (AS, V) TCM March 25 2:45p The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water 555 (’15, Children’s) Live action/ animated. Perpetual adversaries SpongeBob and Plankton join forces and come ashore to battle a pirate who has plans for the stolen Krabby Patties recipe. Voice of Tom Kenny, Voice of Bill Fagerbakke, Voice of Rodger Bumpass, Voice of Clancy Brown. (2:00) (AS) NICK March 4 11a, 8p

Spring Dreams (’60, Drama) Members of a wealthy family take care of an elderly hobo found near their home, then must contend with numerous visits from his friends. 9 (NR, 1:43) TCM March 18 11p Spring Fever 55 (’27, Comedy) Silent. Shipping clerk Jack Kelly tricks a wealthy woman into marriage, and has to win a golf tournament to win her back. William Haines, Joan Crawford, George K. Arthur, George Fawcett. 9 (NR, 1:00) TCM March 18 9p Spy 555 (’15, Comedy) When her partner falls off the grid and another top agent is compromised, a desk-bound CIA analyst volunteers to go deep under cover as the world’s newest and unlikeliest secret weapon. Melissa McCarthy, Jason Statham, Rose Byrne, Miranda Hart. (R, 1:55) (AL, AS, N, V) FXM March 4 5p, 7:20p, FXX March 20 2:30p; 21 12p The Spy Next Door 56 (’10, Children’s) A CIA operative must protect his girlfriend’s children from a Russian terrorist after one kid mistakenly downloads a top-secret formula.

Jackie Chan, Amber Valletta, George Lopez, Billy Ray Cyrus. (1:40) (AS, V) EPIX March 20 2:20a; 31 6:45a, 4:35p

The Squid and the Whale 555 (’05, Drama) A teenager and his younger brother cope with the fallout from their parents’ shattered marriage. Jeff Daniels, Laura Linney, Jesse Eisenberg, Owen Kline. (1:23) (AL, AS, SSC) IPLEX March 1 8:52a, 5:59p; 5 7:37p; 6 2:34a; 18 9:12a, 5:37p; 30 4p, 10:49p Sssssss 555 (’73, Science Fiction) A snake scientist turns his daughter’s boyfriend, his lab helper, into a big cobra. Strother Martin, Dirk Benedict, Heather Menzies, Richard B. Shull. (PG, 1:39) (V) ESUSP March 27 6:46a, 9p Stage Door 5556 (’37, Comedy-Drama) New York chorus girls room at a theatrical boardinghouse while waiting for their big break. Katharine Hepburn, Ginger Rogers, Adolphe Menjou, Andrea Leeds. 9 (NR, 1:32) (AS) TCM March 1 6:30a Stagecoach 556 (’86, Western) An outlaw, a gambler, Doc Holliday and other passengers have Geronimo’s war party for company. Willie Nelson, Kris Kristofferson, Waylon Jennings, Johnny Cash. (NR, 1:40) EWESTN March 13 3:33a; 21 8:10p; 22 2:36a; 29 3:42a, 10:35a, 11:42p

Stagecoach 55 (’66, Western) A floozy, an outlaw, a drunken doctor and other passengers have Indians for company on the way to Cheyenne. Ann-Margret, Alex Cord, Bing Crosby, Red Buttons. (NR, 1:55) EWESTN March 12 4:52a; 21 4:17a, 10:44a, 9:46p; 24 2:55p

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STALKED BY A REALITY STAR (’18, Suspense) Kendra is thrilled to meet Brad, a handsome TV star, at a party. When she discovers that Brad is not as charming as he seems, Kendra rejects him, only to realize that he has become obsessed with her and will stop at nothing to be near her. Cynthia Preston, Emily Bader, Robert Scott Wilson (2:02) (AS) LIFE March 10 8p; 11 12a Stalked by My Doctor (’15, Suspense) A doctor’s obsession with a teenage patient turns violent and dangerous. Eric Roberts, Brianna Chomer, Deborah Zoe, Jon Briddell. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 3 2p Stalked by My Doctor: The Return (’16, Suspense) After saving a girl’s life in Mexico, a doctor shows back up at her home town school, ready to pursue his obsession with her. Eric Roberts, Claire Blackwelder, Hilary Greer, Christopher Crabb. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 3 4p

Stalked by My Ex (’17, Suspense) After learning that her abusive ex-husband is about to be released from prison, a woman flees with her teenage daughter back to her old hometown. Yves Bright, Tamara Braun, Brytnee Ratledge (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 10 8p; 11 12a Stalked by My Mother (’16, Suspense) When Maddy gets a boyfriend, she realizes that her mother is a deranged stalker with a desire to kill him. When her new boyfriend is found murdered, Maddy is forced to flee from the cops to prove her mom’s guilt. Jennifer Taylor, Danielle Chuchran, Mia Topalian, Spencer Neville. (2:00) LIFE March 17 4p, LIFEMOV March 9 4p STAND BY ME 5555 (’86, Comedy-Drama) A boy and his three buddies set out in the summer of 1959 on a hike to find a dead body. Wil Whea-

ton, River Phoenix, Corey Feldman, Jerry O’Connell. (R, 1:29) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 17 8:29p; 18 8:30a, 5:30p; 23 7:29p; 24 6:59a, 1:31p; 26 9:15a, 9p; 29 10:58p

Star! 555 (’68, Biography) English actress Gertrude Lawrence reviews her musical career as a London and Broadway stage star. Julie Andrews, Richard Crenna, Michael Craig, Daniel Massey. (G, 2:02) FXM March 14 12a, 9:05a; 17 9:05a; 18 12a Star Kid 55 (’97, Children’s) A withdrawn boy dons the shell of an amiable space robot, gains superpowers and must fight a giant alien. Joseph Mazzello, Joey Simmrin, Alex Daniels, Arthur Burghardt. (1:43) (AL, V) EFAMLY March 24 9:02a, 5:18p, MPLEX March 19 11:41p; 20 1:41p; 28 11:06a; 29 6:54a

The Star Packer 56 (’34, Western) Marshal John Travers investigates the murder of a town’s sheriff, makes it his mission to restore order to the town and bring down a bandit called the Shadow. John Wayne, Verna Hillie, George Hayes, Yakima Canutt. 9 (NR, :53) EWESTN March 21 9:52a

Star Trek 555 (’09, Science Fiction) Young James T. Kirk, Spock and the rest of the Enterprise crew embark on a collision course with a vengeful Romulan. Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Leonard Nimoy, Eric Bana. (2:10) (AS, V) EPIX March 12 12:10a, 5:20a, 3:45p STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN 555 (’82, Science Fiction) Kirk, Spock and the Enterprise crew battle an old foe who blames Kirk for the death of his wife. William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Ricardo Montalban, DeForest Kelley. (PG, 1:53) (AL, AS, V) EACTN March 9 10:52a, 8:12p; 19 1:31p, 9:04p; 20 8:29a, ENCR-W March 3 5:12p; 4 11:28a STAR TREK III: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK 555 (’84, Science Fiction) Kirk and the crew steal the old Enterprise and head for Vulcan to reunite the mind and body of Mr. Spock. William Shatner, DeForest Kelley, James Doohan, George Takei. (PG, 1:45) (AS, V) EACTN March 9 10:08p, 12:48p; 20 10:25a, 7:11p; 21 7a, ENCR-W March 25 2:48a, 6:12p

STAR TREK IV: THE VOYAGE HOME 5556 (’86, Science Fiction) Spock, Kirk and the Enterprise time-travel to modern-day San Francisco to bring humpback whales to the 23rd

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STAR TREK VI: THE UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY 555 (’91, Science Fiction) Kirk, Spock, McCoy and the Enterprise encounter sabotage on the way to peace talks with the Klingon Federation. William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley, James Doohan. (PG, 1:49) (AL, AS, V) EACTN March 10 9:49p, 12:46p; 26 1:28p, 9:08p; 27 10:12a, ENCR-W March 22 5:39p; 23 2:32a Star Trek Beyond 555 (’16, Science Fiction) Left stranded after an attack in space, Kirk, Spock and the rest of the crew must battle a deadly alien race while trying to find a way off their hostile planet. Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Karl Urban, Zoe Saldana. (2:05) (AS, V) EPIX March 17 10p; 18 9:30a, 5:50p STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT 555 (’96, Science Fiction) Picard, Riker and the others set off to stop the half-robot Borg from sabotaging the first warp drive flight in 2063. Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner, LeVar Burton. (PG-13, 1:50) (AS, V) EBLACK March 15 11:22p, EACTN March 11 9:02a, 8p; 27 2:04p, 9:07p; 28 10:30a, ENCR-W March 31 12:57a, 10:30a

STAR TREK GENERATIONS 556 (’94, Science Fiction) Capt. Kirk and Capt. Picard team up to thwart mad Dr. Soran’s quest for the Nexus of joy. Patrick Stewart, William Shatner, Malcolm McDowell, Jonathan Frakes. (PG, 1:58) (V) EBLACK March 15 9:22p, EACTN March 11 7a, 6p; 27 12:04p, 7:07p; 28 8:30a, ENCR-W March 18 6:30a; 31 4:35a STAR TREK: INSURRECTION 556 (’98, Science Fiction) To uphold the principles of his Starfleet oath and save an alien race, Capt. Picard defies Federation orders. Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner, LeVar Burton. (PG, 1:40) (AL, AS, V) EBLACK March 16 1:18a, EACTN March 11 10:56a, 9:53p; 28 12:23p, 7:09p; 29 9:23a, ENCR-W March 25 6:16a Star Trek Into Darkness 555 (’13, Science Fiction) After an act of terrorism leaves him with a personal score to settle, Capt. Kirk defies Starfleet regulations and leads his crew on a mission to capture a powerfully destructive force. Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Karl Urban, Zoë Saldana. (3:00) (AS, V) FX March 6 4p, 11:30p, FXX March 17 1p; 18 10a STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE 556 (’79, Science Fiction) Adm. Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy and crew embark in the overhauled Enterprise to find an intelligent entity called VGER. William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley, Stephen Collins. (G, 2:12) EACTN March 9 8:39a, 6p; 19 11:17a, 6:51p; 20 6:16a, ENCR-W March 3 2:53p; 4 4:51a; 11 5:55a Stargate: Continuum 55 (’08, Science Fiction) The crew of SG-1 battles an adversary who alters the history of the Stargate. Ben Browder, Michael Shanks, Amanda Tapping, Christopher Judge. (NR, 1:39) (AS) ESUSP March 8 6:29a, 5:24p

Stars in My Crown 555 (’50, Drama) Man of God Josiah Gray is determined to bring religion to the people of Walesburg, a dusty southern town still healing from the Civil War. Joel McCrea, Ellen Drew, Dean Stockwell, Alan Hale. 9 (G, 1:29) TCM March 5 5a Stars Over Texas 56 (’46, Western) Eddie and Soapy return from a cattle drive and learn Terry’s brother and a ranch hand were wounded. Eddie and Soapy realize that they’ll need to get to the bottom of things, so they devise a clever plan to lure the bad guys back to the scene. Eddie Dean, Roscoe Ates, Shirley Patterson, Lee Bennett. 9 (NR, :57) EWESTN March 5 7a; 22 9:52a; 23 7:38a

MOVIES Starship Troopers 555 (’97, Science Fiction) Members of Earth’s space fleet battle a vicious army of gigantic insects bent on destroying humanity. Casper Van Dien, Dina Meyer, Denise Richards, Jake Busey. (R, 2:09) (AL, AS, GV, N) ESUSP March 19 11:10a, 6:48p, EACTN March 14 4:50a, 12:09p, 8:48p; 24 11:38p; 25 12:28p, 8p State Property 56 (’02, Crime Drama) A Philadelphia gang member becomes a drug kingpin and starts a feud with vicious rivals. Beanie Sigel, Omillio Sparks, Memphis Bleek, Damon Dash. (R, 1:33) (AL, AS, V) EBLACK March 6 2:10a, 12:15p; 14 8:54a, 9:22p, EACTN March 17 3:16a State Property 2 55 (’05, Crime Drama) Three rival gangsters wage war for control of the Philadelphia drug trade. Beanie Sigel, Damon Dash, Michael Bentt, Omillio Sparks. (R, 1:34) (AL, AS, SSC, V) EBLACK March 6 1:45p; 14 10:52p, EACTN March 17 4:46a Status: Unknown (’14, Suspense) A woman tries to find the whereabouts of an old friend after maintaining an online relationship with her. Stacey Oristano, Stephen Colletti, Brea Grant, Stephanie Honore. (1:30) LIFEMOV March 21 6a Staying Alive 55 (’83, Drama) The dancing hero of “Saturday Night Fever” is six years older, beyond disco and ready for Broadway. John Travolta, Cynthia Rhodes, Finola Hughes, Steve Inwood. (1:39) (AL, AS) RPLEX March 15 8:15a, 9:33p; 26 12:30a, 3:09p; 31 8:54a

STEALTH 55 (’05, Action) Three naval pilots must stop a fighter jet controlled by artificial intelligence that has run amok. Josh Lucas, Jessica Biel, Jamie Foxx, Sam Shepard. (2:05) (AL, AS, V) HDMOV March 9 6p, 10:05p; 15 3:55p; 16 10:45a; 27 11:35a; 31 7:30p Steel Magnolias (’12, Comedy-Drama) Six Louisiana women gather at a beauty salon for their daily dose of female bonding. Queen Latifah, Phylicia Rashad, Adepero Oduye, Condola Rashad. (TVPG, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 17 6a

Steel Magnolias 555 (’89, Comedy-Drama) Based on the play about six Southern women who become close friends despite their eccentricities and complicated lives. Sally Field, Dolly Parton, Shirley MacLaine, Daryl Hannah. (3:00) (AL, AS) CMT March 17 3:30p, 9:30p; 25 12p, 6p; 31 9p Step Brothers 556 (’08, Comedy) Two lazy, immature men become rivals when the marriage of one’s mother and the other’s father forces them to live as siblings in the same house. Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, Richard Jenkins, Mary Steenburgen. (2:00) (AL, AS) USA March 24 4p

Step by Step 55 (’46, Crime Drama) Spies, the police and the FBI chase a Marine veteran and a senator’s secretary. Lawrence Tierney, Anne Jeffreys, Lowell Gilmore, George Cleveland. 9 (NR, 1:02) TCM March 8 12:30a Step Into Liquid 555 (’03, Documentary) Filmmaker Dana Brown documents surfers catching waves in the waters off the Irish coast, Easter Island, Texas and other locations. (1:30) (AL, AS) EPIX March 22 5:10a Step Up 2 the Streets 556 (’08, Drama) A street dancer enrolls at Maryland School of the Arts and teams up with a talented classmate to take a team to an underground dance contest. Briana Evigan, Robert Hoffman, Will Kemp, Sonja Sohn. (1:39) (AL, AS, V) EFAMLY March 1 1:28a, 11:27p; 29 1:08a, 8p

Stepmom 55 (’98, Drama) A New York fashion photographer contends with her boyfriend’s children and ex-wife. Julia Roberts, Susan Sarandon, Ed Harris, Jena Malone. (3:00) (AL) LIFE March 11 11a Stick 55 (’85, Crime Drama) An ex-convict arrives in Miami, sees an old buddy slain and becomes part of a coastal drug war. Burt Reynolds,

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Still Small Voices 55 (’07, Suspense) A 911 operator uncovers a startling secret while investigating her visions of a missing girl. Catherine Bell, Mark Humphrey, Damir Andrei, Deborah Grover. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 18 10a

Stingaree 55 (’34, Musical) Stingaree, a debonair outlaw, uses his charm to take what he wants and harass the ruling class. When he meets an aspiring opera star’s assistant, he realizes she has the talent and promises to help her. Irene Dunne, Richard Dix, Mary Boland, Conway Tearle. 9 (NR, 1:16) TCM March 26 8:45a Stockholm, Pennsylvania 55 (’15, Drama) Kidnapped at age 4 by a stranger, a woman reunites with her family and tries to adjust to normality after spending 17 years in captivity. Saoirse Ronan, Cynthia Nixon, Jason Isaacs, David Warshofsky. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 14 8a Stolen Daughter (’15, Suspense) While on mandatory leave, a detective defies her superiors to investigate the abduction of her daughter. Andrea Roth, Nicole Muñoz, Steve Bacic, Matthew Kevin Anderson. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 10 8a

Stolen From the Suburbs (’15, Suspense) A distraught woman searches for her kidnapped daughter before human traffickers sell the girl on the international market. Brooke Nevin, Cynthia Watros, Neill Barry, Victoria Bruno. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 24 8a Stolen Summer 55 (’02, Comedy-Drama) When a rabbi’s son learns he is dying, his friend comes up with a plan to ensure that he goes to heaven. Aidan Quinn, Bonnie Hunt, Kevin Pollak, Adi Stein. (1:36) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 9 6:23a, MPLEX March 1 2:26a, 3:25p; 17 12:44a, 9:59a; 25 4:09a, 1:45p Stomp the Yard 556 (’07, Drama) A troubled street dancer enrolls in a Georgia college and finds himself in the middle of a tug-of-war between fraternities, who want to use his talents in a dance competition. Columbus Short, Meagan Good, Ne-Yo, Chris Brown. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) BET March 10 5p; 11 3p; 21 10p; 22 4:30p The Stone Boy (’15, Children’s) Animated. Marina embarks on a journey to help a little boy whose anger turned him to stone. Voices of Melissa Gedeón, Emilio Rafael, Melissa Gutiérrez, Jose Lavat. (1:12) EFAMLY March 10 6:16a; 19 6:42a; 24 6:11a

Stonewall 56 (’15, Historical Drama) Kicked out by his parents, a gay teenager leaves smalltown Indiana for New York’s Greenwich Village, where growing discrimination against the LGBT community leads to riots on June 28, 1969. Jeremy Irvine, Jonny Beauchamp, Joey King, Caleb Landry Jones. (2:10) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 14

9:10a Stop the Wedding (’16, Drama) A young, single attorney discovers that her mother’s new fiance is a TV star known more his failed marriages than his acting. Rachel Boston, Niall Matter, Alan Thicke, Lini Evans. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 20 2p The Story of G.I. Joe 555 (’45, War) During World War II, American journalist Ernie Pyle goes abroad to write about the arduous experiences of stalwart members of the U.S. Army. Burgess Meredith, Robert Mitchum, Freddie Steele, John Reilly. 9 (NR, 1:49) TCM March 28 8:15p

STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON 555 (’15, Biography) In 1988, N.W.A revolutionizes music and pop culture with their brutally honest depiction of life in Southern Los Angeles. O’Shea Jackson Jr., Corey Hawkins, Jason Mitchell, Neil

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William Haze, Tamara Jones. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 23 10a

The Straight Story 5556 (’99, Drama) An old man buys a John Deere tractor and drives from Iowa to Wisconsin to see his estranged, ailing brother. Richard Farnsworth, Sissy Spacek, Jane Galloway Heitz, Everett McGill. (2:00) FLIX-W March 3 1:45a; 6 4:15p, 11:30p; 14 8:30a Strange Cargo 556 (’40, Adventure) An island convict, his girlfriend and other lost souls escape in a sailboat with a Christlike man. Joan Crawford, Clark Gable, Ian Hunter, Peter Lorre. 9 (NR, 1:53) TCM March 19 7:45a Strange Magic 56 (’15, Children’s) Animated. A king who hates love orders the destruction of primroses, an essential ingredient of love potions; however, a feisty fairy princess challenges everything he believes. Voices of Alan Cumming, Evan

Submarine D-1 55 (’37, Action) Navy officers and crew bring a submarine from Long Island to San Diego via the Panama Canal. Pat O’Brien, George Brent, Wayne Morris 9 (NR, 1:38) TCM March 15 3:45a Suddenly, Last Summer 555 (’59, Drama) A New Orleans matriarch tries to bribe a brain surgeon to lobotomize her niece who witnessed a murder. Elizabeth Taylor, Montgomery Clift, Katharine Hepburn, Albert Dekker. 9 (NR, 1:54) TCM March 16 5p Sugar Babies (’15, Drama) Katie is given the opportunity to study art history in Florence, but she cannot afford it. Her friend suggests she date Giles, an older man who is willing to pay her tuition in exchange for her company. Alyson

The Stranger 5556 (’46, Suspense) A federal agent finds a Nazi war criminal married to a judge’s daughter and teaching in New England.

Sugar Mountain (’16, Suspense) With help from his girlfriend and brother, a young man fakes his disappearance in the Alaskan wilderness to trick the sadistic thug who’s after him. Drew Roy, Haley Webb, Shane Coffey, Cary Elwes. (NR, 1:46) (AS) ESUSP March 15 5:21a; 23 3:26a Suicide Kings 555 (’97, Crime Drama) Four wealthy young men take a New York crime boss hostage, planning to trade him for one’s kidnapped sister. Christopher Walken, Denis Leary, Henry Thomas, Sean Patrick Flanery. (1:51) (AL, AS, N, V) IPLEX March 4 10:50p; 26 8:44a, 5:13p The Suicide Note (’16, Suspense) A psychology student investigates the death of her roommate after the woman jumps from a roof and leaves a suicide note. Kirby Bliss Blanton, Brant Daugherty, Lexi Giovagnoli, Stephen Colletti. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 8 6p Summer Holiday 556 (’48, Musical) A musical high-school love affair has parents in an uproar. Mickey Rooney, Gloria De Haven, Walter Huston, Frank Morgan. (NR, 1:32) TCM March 13 3:30a Summer Love (’16, Romance) After going back to school, a widowed suburban mom struggles to adjust when an internship lands her in the fastpaced world of millionaire app designers. Rachael

Rachel Wood, Kristin Chenoweth, Maya Rudolph. (PG, 1:39) (AS) DISN March 3 8p

Edward G. Robinson, Orson Welles, Loretta Young, Richard Long. 9 (1:37) RPLEX March 3 12:48p; 11 9:12a, 6:23p; 23 3:54p, 11:51p, ESUSP March 8 4:52a

Stranger in My Bed (’05, Suspense) A woman endangers her life when she fakes her own death to leave her abusive and jealous husband. Jamie Luner, Chris Kramer, Barbara Niven, L. Harvey Gold. (TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 5 10a

Stranger on the Third Floor 555 (’40, Crime Drama) A New York reporter and his fiancee think an odd little man in a scarf is a throat slasher. Peter Lorre, John McGuire, Margaret Tallichet, Charles Waldron. 9 (NR, 1:04) TCM March 10 9p; 11 7a The Stratton Story 555 (’49, Biography) Inspired by his wife and son, Chicago White Soxer Monty Stratton pitches with an artificial leg. James Stewart, June Allyson, Frank Morgan, Agnes Moorehead. 9 (NR, 1:46) TCM March 29 3p Straw Dogs 55 (’11, Drama) A screenwriter and his wife are pushed into a violent confrontation with locals after they move to the woman’s Mississippi hometown for the summer. James Marsden, Kate Bosworth, Alexander Skarsgard, James Woods. (R, 1:50) (AL, AS, GV, R) ENCR-W March 20 12:57a; 24 1:45a, ESUSP March 1 7:46a, 7:08p; 7 10:23a; 18 1:29p; 29 7:08p

The Street With No Name 555 (’48, Crime Drama) An FBI agent infiltrates a holdup gang led by a killer who sees crime as a science. Mark Stevens, Richard Widmark, Lloyd Nolan 9 (NR, 1:31) FXM March 19 8:50a; 20 4:15a STRETCH (’14, Action) A limo driver goes for the ride of his life when he shuttles a mysterious billionaire around Hollywood. Patrick Wilson, Ed Helms, Brooklyn Decker, Jessica Alba. (1:37) (AL, AS, N, V) IPLEX March 8 1:53p, 9p; 12 8:53a, 5:17p; 25 10:53a, 10:34p, EACTN March 16 11:02a; 17 1:39a; 31 6a Stripes 556 (’81, Comedy) A lazy New York cabby quits his job and convinces his bored buddy they should join the Army. Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, Warren Oates, P.J. Soles. (R, 1:45) (AL, AS, N) ENCR-W March 1 10:35a, 10:44p Student Seduction (’03, Drama) A happily married teacher is falsely accused of having a sexual relationship with a student who accosted her. Elizabeth Berkley, Corey Sevier, Rick Roberts, Bronwen Mantel. (TVPG, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 12 2p A Student’s Obsession (’15, Suspense) A high-school teacher must use her wits and strength to protect her family from a student who is stalking her. Louise Lombard, Ella Wahlestedt,

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Leigh Cook, Lucas Bryant, Travis Milne, James Kirk. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 4 11a; 30 6p

Summer of Dreams (’16, Romance) A fading pop star who is on the verge of losing everything finds inspiration when she relocates to suburban Ohio and begins teaching music to a talented group of misfit children. Debbie Gibson, Robert Gant, Pascale Hutton, Ken Tremblett. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 2 6p Summer Villa (’16, Romance) A novelist suffering from writer’s block and a chef recovering from a bad review share a French villa for the summer. Victor Webster, Hilarie Burton, Cristina Rosato, Brittany Drisdelle. (2:00) HALL March 13 2p; 25 11a

SUNSET BOULEVARD 5555 (’50, Drama) An opportunistic young screenwriter is doomed when he is seduced by an aging silentscreen star. William Holden, Gloria Swanson, Erich von Stroheim, Nancy Olson. 9 (NR, 1:50) (AS, MV) TCM March 22 5p SUPERBAD 555 (’07, Comedy) Separation anxiety poses a problem for two co-dependent high-school seniors who hope to score booze and babes at a party. Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Bill Hader. (2:30) (AL, AS, SSC, V) IFC-E March 24 5p, 7:30p; 30 5p; 31 12p, VICE March 2 7p, 9:30p; 10 9:30p; 11 7p Superman II 5556 (’80, Adventure) The Man of Steel gets serious with Lois Lane and fights three Krypton outcasts in league with Lex Luthor. Christopher Reeve, Margot Kidder, Gene Hackman, Ned Beatty. (2:56) (AS, V) SYFY March 18 5:04p; 19 2p Superman III 55 (’83, Adventure) Ersatz kryptonite laced with tobacco tar splits Superman in two: good Clark Kent and bad Man of Steel. Christopher Reeve, Richard Pryor, Robert Vaughn, Jackie Cooper. (2:54) (AL, AS, MV) SYFY March 18 2:10p, 11:39p; 27 10:30a; 28 1a

Superman IV: The Quest for Peace 56 (’87, Adventure) The Man of Steel crusades for nuclear disarmament and meets Lex Luthor’s latest creation, Nuclear Man. Christopher Reeve,

Gene Hackman, Mariel Hemingway, Jackie Cooper. (2:08) (AL, AS, V) SYFY March 18 12:02p; 19 2:30a; 27 8:30a

Superman: The Movie 5556 (’78, Adventure) Jor-El of Krypton sends his baby to Earth, where he grows up as Clark Kent and works at the Daily Planet. Christopher Reeve, Gene Hackman, Marlon Brando, Margot Kidder. (3:09) (AL, AS, MV) SYFY March 18 8p; 19 4:53p Superstar 56 (’99, Comedy) An energetic schoolgirl hopes to win a talent contest where a prize as a movie extra might lead to her first kiss. Molly Shannon, Will Ferrell, Elaine Hendrix, Harland Williams. (PG-13, 1:22) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 15 5:49a; 16 2:20a; 20 6a, ECLASS March 6 9:28a; 12 5:55a Support Your Local Sheriff! 555 (’69, Western) A stranger tames an Old West boomtown and woos the mayor’s daughter on his way to Australia. James Garner, Joan Hackett, Walter Brennan, Harry Morgan. (G, 1:33) TCM March 10 1:15p Surf’s Up 555 (’07, Children’s) Animated. Followed by a documentary film crew, a teenage penguin heads to Pen Gu Island for his first professional surfing competition. Voices of Shia LaBeouf, Jeff Bridges, Zooey Deschanel, Jon Heder. (1:27) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 3 8:32p; 4 7:36a, 1:55p; 12 3:59a, 11:51a, 6:33p; 22 4:39a, 12:02p, 6:33p, MPLEX March 7 1:08a, 12:33p; 16 3:32p; 17 2:19a; 28 5:02a, 7:59p

Surrogates 556 (’09, Science Fiction) FBI agents probe a murder case linked to the inventor of technology that allows people to live vicariously though robotic versions of themselves.

Bruce Willis, Radha Mitchell, Rosamund Pike, Boris Kodjoe. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) FX March 15 10:30a; 16 7a

The Sun Down Limited (’24, Comedy) Silent. Survival in the Skies The development of the The Little Rascals operate a railroad. Mickey Danparachute required leaps of faith by pioneering iels, Mary Kornman, Joe Cobb, Jackie Condon. 9 engineers and test jumpers. (1:00) (Part 1 of 4) (NR, :26) TCM March 25 9:15p SMITH March 16 5p; 22 4a Sun, Sand & Romance (’17, Drama) Kate Survival in the Skies Today’s ejection seats and Eric head to Cancun for a vacation. Upon are computer-controlled flying machines that arrival, Eric leaves Kate to her own devices time have saved the lives of pilots. (1:00) (Part 2 of and again to pursue an opportunity. Luckily, Shep, 4) SMITH March 23 5p; 29 4a the resort’s activities director, is more than willing Survival in the Skies The evolution of the to help fill her time with adventure. Tricia Helfer, technology behind space suits, beginning with Paul Campbell, Sadie Robertson (TVG, 2:00) HALL the first crude suit. (1:00) (Part 3 of 4) SMITH March 6 2p March 9 5p; 15 4a; 27 10p; 28 1a The Sundowners 5556 (’60, Drama) Irish Survival in the Skies The history of jets, as sheepherders roam with their son and helper, told by the inventors and the pioneers who risked making a living in 1920s Australia. Deborah Kerr, their lives to pilot them. (1:00) (Part 4 of 4) SMITH Robert Mitchum, Peter Ustinov, Glynis Johns. (NR, 2:13) (AS) TCM March 7 2:30p March 30 5p All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.

Survival Island (’06, Suspense) The sinking of a yacht maroons a wealthy businessman and his beautiful wife on an island with a former servant.

Billy Zane, Kelly Brook, Juan Pablo Di Pace, Gabrielle Jourdan. (1:45) (AL, AS, GV, N) FLIX-W March 7 3:30a; 10 2a; 12 11:45p

Susan and God 556 (’40, Comedy-Drama) A socialite annoys her husband and friends with the new religion she brings home from England. Joan

Crawford, Fredric March, Ruth Hussey, John Carroll. 9 (NR, 1:55) TCM March 27 11:45a

Swallows and Amazons (’16, Adventure) The Walker children are given permission to camp on an island in the middle of a vast lake. When they get there, they have to battle against a gang of local youths for control of the island. Rafe Spall, Andrew Scott, Kelly Macdonald, Dane Hughes. (1:40) (AS, V) EFAMLY March 2 4:42p; 6 6:19p; 12 12:53a, 8p

Sweet Home Alabama 55 (’02, Romance-Comedy) Separated from her Southern husband, an engaged New York fashion designer confronts him about a divorce. Reese Witherspoon, Josh Lucas, Patrick Dempsey, Candice Bergen. (PG13, 1:48) (AL, AS) FXM March 8 5p, 6:55p The Sweeter Side of Life (’13, Romance-Comedy) Dumped by her husband, a woman takes a job at her father’s bakery. Kathryn Morris, James Best, Alastair Mackenzie, Steve Varnom. (2:00) (AS) HALL March 5 4p; 11 1p

THE SWEETEST HEART (’18, Romance) With help from a handsome investment banker, Maddie does everything she can to save her cupcake business. When her first love unexpectedly returns home, she must choose between a new romance and the man she never stopped loving. Julie Gonzalo, Chris McNally. (2:00) HALL March 17 9p; 18 7p; 24 7p; 25 1p; 30 8p Swimming With Sharks 556 (’94, Comedy-Drama) A fed-up film-school graduate makes his abusive boss pay for all the humiliation the assistant has endured. Kevin Spacey, Frank Whaley, Michelle Forbes, Benicio Del Toro. (1:35) EPIX March 21 6:40a Swing Vote 556 (’08, Comedy) A precocious adolescent sets off a chain of events that leads to her beer-slinging dad holding the outcome of an election in his hands. Kevin Costner, Madeline Carroll, Paula Patton, Kelsey Grammer. (PG-13, 1:59) (AL, AS) ECLASS March 4 6:57p; 15 7:33a Switchback 56 (’97, Suspense) A college student and a former rail worker are suspects in an FBI agent’s hunt for a serial killer who abducted his son. Dennis Quaid, Danny Glover, Jared Leto, R. Lee Ermey. (R, 1:58) (AS, GV, N) ESUSP March 6 1:46a, 5:22p; 17 6:59p; 18 5:24a

T Take Me Out to the Ball Game 556 (’49, Musical Comedy) Two dancing baseball players run into trouble with their team’s new female owner and a gambler who doesn’t want them to win the pennant. Gene Kelly, Frank Sinatra, Esther Williams, Betty Garrett. (NR, 1:33) TCM March 29 1p Taken 2 55 (’12, Action) Taken hostage with his wife in Istanbul, retired CIA agent Bryan Mills enlists his daughter’s aid in helping him escape, then uses his particular set of skills to exact revenge on the kidnappers. Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace, Famke Janssen, Rade Serbedzija. (PG-13, 1:32) (AS, V) FXM March 23 2p, 5:55p Takers 556 (’10, Action) A determined detective and Russian mobsters complicate the plan of a gang of skilled thieves to rob an armored car carrying millions of dollars. Matt Dillon, Paul Walker, Idris Elba, Hayden Christensen. (2:00) (AL, AS, N, V) BET March 23 8p; 24 5p The Taking of Pelham 123 556 (’09, Action) A subway dispatcher calls on his extensive knowledge of the transit system to outwit hijackers who are threatening to kill passengers unless a ransom is paid. Denzel Washington, John

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The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 5556 (’74, Suspense) Four men hijack a crowded subway train and threaten to murder one hostage for every minute the ransom demand is late. Walter Matthau, Robert Shaw, Martin Balsam, Héctor Elizondo. (1:50) (AL, AS, V) HDMOV March 5 8:45a; 6 3a; 16 2:10a, 3a; 24 6:15a THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY 5556 (’99, Drama) A young man travels to 1950s Italy and begins to assume the identity of a playboy he was hired to bring back to the United States. Matt

Damon, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jude Law, Cate Blanchett. (2:22) (AL, AS, BN, V) IPLEX March 3 1:23p, 9p; 23 9:20a, 11:09p, ESUSP March 11 4:37a, 10:37a, 6:38p; 13 4:20a, 4:34p

Tales From the Hood 55 (’95, Drama) A mortician entertains a trio of drug-seeking youths with four cautionary tales of horror and revenge. Clarence Williams III, Joe Torry, Wings Hauser, Anthony Griffith. (R, 1:37) (AL, AS, GV) EBLACK March 18 10a; 19 1:19a; 24 2:24a, 1:07p, ESUSP March 6 9p; 29 10:10a

Tales of Manhattan 555 (’42, Comedy) As a formal black jacket gets passed on from person to person, these stories set in New York City follow the lives of the coat’s owners. Charles Boyer, Rita Hayworth, Edward G. Robinson, Henry Fonda. 9 (NR, 1:58) FXM March 19 12:30a

Talk to Me 555 (’07, Biography) Fueled by the music and social upheaval of the times, ex-convict Ralph “Petey” Greene becomes a radio personality and courts controversy in 1960s Washington, D.C. Don Cheadle, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Taraji P. Henson, Martin Sheen. (2:01) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 4 6:59p; 5 2:10a; 12 1:39p, 9p, EBLACK March 10 5:16a, 3p, 10p; 22 1:11a, 10:50a, 9:22p; 30 5:50a, 2:45p, 11:08p Tall Hot Blonde (’12, Docudrama) A married man begins an online relationship with a beautiful teenager. Garret Dillahunt, Laura San Giacomo, Ashley Hinshaw, Brando Eaton. (TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 8 10a TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF RICKY BOBBY 556 (’06, Comedy) NASCAR driver Ricky Bobby faces his greatest challenge ever when French Formula One driver Jean Girard roars onto the scene. Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, Sacha Baron Cohen, Gary Cole. (2:40) (AL, AS, V) MTV March 2 8:20p; 3 12a The Taming of the Shrew 555 (’67, Comedy) Shakespeare’s Petruchio marries the maiden Katharina on his own terms. Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton, Cyril Cusack, Michael Hordern. (NR, 2:06) TCM March 15 9:15p

TANGO & CASH 55 (’89, Crime Drama) Framed and sent to prison, rival Los Angeles police detectives must work together to clear themselves. Sylvester Stallone, Kurt Russell, Teri Hatcher, Jack Palance. (2:30) (AL, AS, BN, V) OVATN March 1 4p; 5 4:30p; 18 4p; 20 7p; 21 4p Tank 55 (’84, Comedy-Drama) An Army man uses his restored Sherman tank to get his innocent son out of a Georgia sheriff’s jail. James Garner, G.D. Spradlin, C. Thomas Howell, Shirley Jones. (PG, 1:53) (AL, AS, N, V) EACTN March 10

5:24a TANNA 5556 (’15, Romance) After a young woman runs away with the man she loves to avoid an arranged marriage, villagers wrestle with preserving their traditional culture or adapting it to the increasing outside demands for individual freedom. Marie Wawa, Mungau Dain, Marceline Rofit (1:50) (AS, V) HDMOV March 6 10a; 21 7a; 22 7a; 28 6:55a Tarzan 555 (’99, Children’s) Animated. A man raised by apes in the African jungle encounters a professor, his daughter and a suspicious hunter.

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Tarzan and His Mate 555 (’34, Adventure) British ivory hunters want the ape man and Jane to take them to an elephant graveyard. Johnny

Weissmuller, Maureen O’Sullivan, Neil Hamilton, Paul Cavanagh. 9 (NR, 1:45) TCM March 17 7a

Tarzan Escapes 556 (’36, Adventure) Heiress Jane’s relatives want her home, and their guide wants the ape man in a circus. Johnny Weissmuller, Maureen O’Sullivan, John Buckler, Benita Hume. 9 (NR, 1:35) TCM March 24 7a

Tarzan Finds a Son! 556 (’39, Adventure) A 5-year-old plane-crash survivor brightens the lives of new parents Tarzan and Jane. Johnny

Weissmuller, Maureen O’Sullivan, John Sheffield, Ian Hunter. 9 (NR, 1:30) TCM March 14 3a; 31 7a

Tarzan, the Ape Man 555 (’32, Adventure) An African-jungle lord meets Jane, an English trader’s daughter, and sweeps her off her feet. Johnny Weissmuller, Maureen O’Sullivan, C. Aubrey Smith, Neil Hamilton. 9 (NR, 1:39) TCM March 10 7a

Tarzan, the Ape Man 5 (’59, Adventure) An English colonel’s daughter meets a lord of the jungle who makes her his mate. Denny Miller, Joanna Barnes, Cesare Danova, Robert Douglas. (G, 1:22) TCM March 14 3:30p Tarzan’s New York Adventure 556 (’42, Adventure) The ape man, Jane and Cheeta go to Brooklyn to rescue Boy from kidnappers. Johnny Weissmuller, Maureen O’Sullivan, John Sheffield, Virginia Grey. 9 (NR, 1:10) TCM March 14 6a

Tarzan’s Secret Treasure 55 (’41, Adventure) Villains kidnap Jane and Boy to force the ape man to lead the way to gold. Johnny Weissmuller, Maureen O’Sullivan, John Sheffield, Reginald Owen. 9 (NR, 1:21) TCM March 14 4:30a

A Taste of Romance (’11, Romance) A grudge between two neighboring restaurateurs soon turns to love. Teri Polo, Bailee Madison, Romy Rosemont, Rockmond Dunbar. (2:00) HALL March 14 2p Tea and Sympathy 5556 (’56, Drama) Marked as a sissy, a preppie turns to his housemaster’s understanding wife. Deborah Kerr, John Kerr, Leif Erickson, Edward Andrews. (NR, 2:02) TCM March 7 12:15p A Teacher’s Obsession (’15, Suspense) A high-school English teacher becomes dangerously obsessed with a star athlete who needs academic help. Mia Rose Frampton, Boti Bliss, Molly Hagan, Simone Bailly. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 19 6a Teaching Mrs. Tingle 56 (’99, Comedy) With their futures threatened by false accusations of cheating, three teenagers take matters into their own hands. Helen Mirren, Katie Holmes, Jeffrey Tambor, Barry Watson. (1:38) (AL, AS, V) IPLEX March 26 10:33a, 10:54p, MPLEX March 3 10:26p; 4 12p; 9 5p; 10 1:19a; 20 8:20p; 21 12:14p The A-Team 556 (’10, Action) Framed to take the fall for a heinous crime, an elite operative and his men go rogue, using their special talents to clear their names and find the real perpetrator. Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper, Jessica Biel, Quinton “Rampage” Jackson. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) TBS March 18 1:30a, 11a, TNT March 24 3p

Ted 2 55 (’15, Comedy) Teddy bear Ted seeks legal help from a young lawyer and a legendary, civil-rights attorney when the law declares him to be property and not a person. Mark Wahlberg, Voice of Seth MacFarlane, Amanda Seyfried, Jessica Barth. (2:30) (AL, AS, SSC) FX March 12 3p; 13 7a, FXX March 31 2:30p

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows 55 (’16, Action) The turtles spring into action to battle Shredder, mad scientist Baxter Stockman, Bebop, Rocksteady and the notorious Krang. Megan Fox, Will Arnett, Laura Linney, Stephen Amell. (1:55) (AS, V) EPIX March 19 2:45a, 4:20p Tell Them Willie Boy Is Here 555 (’69, Western) A lawman is forced to come to terms with himself while pursuing an American Indian who killed a man in self-defense. Robert Redford, Katharine Ross, Robert Blake, Susan Clark. (1:41)

MOVIES (AS, V) RPLEX March 6 4:52a, 4:15p; 10 4:35p; 11 7:31a; 16 12:45p, 8p; 28 11:45p; 29 1:48p 10 Cloverfield Lane 555 (’16, Suspense) A woman discovers the horrifying truth about the outside world while living in an underground shelter with two men. John Goodman, Mary Eliza-

beth Winstead, John Gallagher Jr., Douglas M. Griffin. (1:45) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 9 8p; 10 7:50a, 2p

The Ten Commandments 5556 (’56, Historical Drama) Raised as an Egyptian prince, Moses discovers his Hebrew heritage, hears God’s call, and engages in a bitter battle with the Pharaoh Ramses to free the Jews from slavery, leading them to the Promised Land. Charlton Heston, Yul Brynner, Edward G. Robinson, Anne Baxter. (4:44) ABC March 31 7p

10 Things I Hate About You 56 (’99, Comedy) A pretty, popular student can’t date until her rebellious older sister gets a suitor of her own.

Heath Ledger, Julia Stiles, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Larisa Oleynik. (2:00) (AL, AS) BRAVO March 3 3p; 4 1a, USA March 24 12p

Ten Thousand Saints (’15, Comedy-Drama) A teen, a pregnant girl and the lead singer of a punk-rock band form their own surrogate family in late-1980s New York. Asa Butterfield, Hailee Steinfeld, Ethan Hawke, Emile Hirsch. (1:50) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 4 1:27p, 9p; 10 1:19p; 15 10:49a, 10:43p; 25 5:37p; 30 5:23p; 31 2:12a 10 Years 556 (’11, Comedy) Former highschool friends meet again after a decade and discover that the passage of time has changed some things, but not others. Channing Tatum, Rosario Dawson, Justin Long, Kate Mara. (PG-13, 1:40) (AL, AS) EBLACK March 9 12:52p; 24 11:23a TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY 5555 (’91, Science Fiction) Two cyborgs from the future battle over the life of a teen who will someday lead humanity against the machines.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Edward Furlong, Robert Patrick. (NR, 2:32) (AL, AS, BN, GV) SUND March 19 8p; 20 5p

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines 555 (’03, Science Fiction) A cyborg from the future must protect John Connor from a superior model sent to kill him. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nick Stahl, Claire Danes, David Andrews. (2:30) (AL, AS, BN, GV) AMC March 30 9:30p; 31 12:30p Terminator Genisys 55 (’15, Science Fiction) Kyle Reese goes back to 1984 to save Sarah Connor and emerges in an alternate timeline in which Sarah has been raised as a warrior by a Terminator guardian. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jason Clarke, Emilia Clarke, Jai Courtney. (2:30) (AL, AS, N, V) FX March 9 8p, 10:30p, FXX March 25 5p, 7:30p; 29 2:30p; 30 12:30p Terror by Night 55 (’46, Mystery) Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson guard the Star of Rhodesia diamond on a London-to-Edinburgh train. Basil Rathbone, Nigel Bruce, Alan Mowbray, Dennis Hoey. 9 (1:03) RPLEX March 15 9:54a; 24 3:22a

Terror of Mechagodzilla 55 (’75, Science Fiction) The real Godzilla fights a cyborg Godzilla and another monster sent by aliens. Katsuriko

Sasaki, Tomoko Ai, Akihiko Hirata, Katsumasa Uchida. (1:26) RPLEX March 6 1:03p; 22 3:04a, EACTN March 19 5:25a

The Terrorists 55 (’75, Suspense) A Scandinavian agent negotiates with terrorist hijackers holding the British ambassador hostage. Sean Connery, Ian McShane, Norman Bristow, Jeffrey Wickham. (PG, 1:37) (V) FXM March 6 10:30a; 24 10:30a; 25 8:55a

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 556 (’86, Horror) A retired Texas Ranger pursues a killer named Leatherface and his family of chainsaw-wielding cannibals. Dennis Hopper, Caroline Williams, Bill Johnson, Jim Siedow.

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Cable T (NR, 1:40) (AL, AS, GV) ESUSP March 10 2:23a, 10:40p; 21 1:47a, 10:33p, RPLEX March 15 3:33a; 27 1:26p; 28 3:12a The Texas Rangers 555 (’36, Western) Two former bandits must hunt down a comrade after they join up with the Lone Star State’s famous lawmen. Fred MacMurray, Jack Oakie, Jean Parker, Lloyd Nolan. 9 (NR, 1:35) EWESTN March 12 9:33p Text to Kill (’15, Suspense) Teens band together to investigate the source of anonymous messages that threaten to expose their secrets. Dina Meyer, Emily Tennant, Keenan Tracey, Kwesi Ameyaw. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 23 12p THANK YOU FOR SMOKING 555 (’05, Comedy-Drama) A lobbyist for big tobacco finds it difficult to balance his duties defending a dangerous substance with those of being a good role model for his young son. Aaron Eckhart, Maria Bello, Cameron Bright, Adam Brody. (R, 1:32) (AL, AS) ECLASS March 3 3:14a That Girl From Paris 556 (’37, Musical Comedy) Lacking a passport, a Paris opera star stows away with a bandleader on a ship bound for the United States. Lily Pons, Gene Raymond, Jack Oakie, Herman Bing. 9 (NR, 1:50) TCM March 30 3a That Lady in Ermine 556 (’48, Musical) A princess holds off a Hungarian with the help of ancestors roused to life from a portrait gallery. Betty Grable, Douglas Fairbanks Jr., Cesar Romero, Walter Abel. (NR, 1:29) FXM March 14 5:35a; 15

4:50a That Thing You Do! 555 (’96, Comedy-Drama) A small-time rock band rides a big wave of success with the help of a savvy record-executive and a catchy single. Tom Everett Scott, Liv Tyler, Johnathon Schaech, Steve Zahn. (PG, 1:50) (AL, AS) ECLASS March 17 4:39a, 3:44p; 26 7:52a That’s My Boy 5 (’12, Comedy) A groom’s world comes crashing down when his estranged father — who is desperate to reconnect with his son — shows up on the eve of the young man’s wedding. Adam Sandler, Andy Samberg, Leighton Meester, James Caan. (2:30) (AL, AS, N, SSC) FXX March 19 12:30p; 20 10a Their Big Moment 56 (’34, Comedy) Assistants to a mindreader help him stage a seance and solve a murder. ZaSu Pitts, Slim Summerville, William Gaxton 9 (NR, 1:08) TCM March 26 7:30a Thelma & Louise 555 (’91, Comedy-Drama) An Arkansas waitress and a housewife shoot a rapist and take off in a ’66 Thunderbird. Susan Sarandon, Geena Davis, Harvey Keitel, Michael Madsen. (2:10) (AL, AS, BN, V) EPIX March 3 1:20a; 12 10p; 13 11:05a, 5:50p; 25 4:05p

Them! 555 (’54, Science Fiction) Bug experts, a state trooper and an FBI agent track giant mutant ants from New Mexico to Los Angeles. James Whitmore, Edmund Gwenn, Joan Weldon, James Arness. (NR, 1:34) TCM March 26 6:30p

There Goes My Heart 556 (’38, Romance) A reporter finds a runaway heiress working as a salesgirl in a department store she owns. Fredric March, Virginia Bruce, Patsy Kelly 9 (NR, 1:21) TCM March 27 8a There’s No Business Like Show Business 555 (’54, Musical Comedy) The story of a vaudeville couple and their children spans the world wars. Ethel Merman, Dan Dailey, Marilyn Monroe, Donald O’Connor. (NR, 1:57) FXM March 10 3a; 14 7:05a; 15 1a They All Come Out 55 (’39, Crime Drama) An incarcerated gun moll is offered a chance for rehabilitation in director Jacques Tourneur’s feature film debut. Rita Johnson, Tom Neal, Bernard

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Mann, John Lithgow, Megan Fox. (3:00) (AL, AS) FXX March 31 8:30a

THEY CAME TOGETHER 55 (’14, Romance-Comedy) The owner of an independent candy shop and the corporate stooge who has been sent to shut her down begin an unlikely romance. Paul Rudd, Amy Poehler, Cobie Smulders, Christopher Meloni. (R, 1:23) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 12 2:59a They Live 556 (’88, Science Fiction) When two men put on special sunglasses they see aliens and subliminal messages. Roddy Piper, Keith David, Meg Foster, George “Buck” Flower. (R, 1:33) (AL, AS, N, V) EACTN March 13 9:23p; 14 4:05p; 28 3:48p, 11:50p They Live by Night 555 (’48, Crime Drama) Fugitive lovers Keechie and Bowie are doomed by fate from the start. Cathy O’Donnell, Farley Granger, Howard da Silva, Jay C. Flippen. 9 (NR, 1:35) TCM March 19 1p Thieves’ Highway 556 (’49, Crime Drama) A California produce trucker falls for a prostitute sent by his enemy. Richard Conte, Valentina Cortese, Lee J. Cobb, Barbara Lawrence. 9 (NR, 1:34) FXM March 19 10:25a; 20 5:50a The Thing 55 (’11, Horror) Paranoia spreads among a team of Arctic researchers as they battle a deadly alien organism that assumes the shapes of its victims. Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Joel Edger-

This Means War 56 (’12, Action) Once inseparable pals and partners, two CIA agents turn their deadly skills and an array of high-tech gadgetry against each other after both fall for the same woman. Reese Witherspoon, Chris Pine, Tom Hardy, Til Schweiger. (PG-13, 1:37) (AL, AS, V) FXM March 4 3p; 14 3p This Modern Age 55 (’31, Drama) A Harvard football star disobeys his upper class parents and runs off with his true love. Joan Crawford, Pauline Frederick, Neil Hamilton, Monroe Owsley. 9 (NR, 1:16) TCM March 23 3a This Woman Is Dangerous 556 (’52, Crime Drama) A crime-gang leader enters a hospital for an eye operation and falls in love with her doctor. Joan Crawford, Dennis Morgan, David Brian, Richard Webb. 9 (NR, 1:40) TCM March 23 9:45a The Thomas Crown Affair 555 (’99, Suspense) A billionaire looking for new challenges attracts the attention of an investigator when a priceless Monet is stolen. Pierce Brosnan, Rene Russo, Denis Leary, Ben Gazzara. (2:00) (AL, AS, N) HDMOV March 6 4p, 11:15p; 16 7:45p, 11:30p; 22 9:50a; 23 3a The Thomas Crown Affair 555 (’68, Crime Drama) The mastermind of a Boston bank caper falls in love with the insurance sleuth on his trail. Steve McQueen, Faye Dunaway, Paul Burke, Jack Weston. (1:45) (AL, AS, BN, V) HDMOV March 4 9a, 10:15p; 16 6p, 9:45p Thor: The Dark World 556 (’13, Action) Thor forms an alliance with treacherous Loki to save Earth and the Nine Realms from an ancient enemy that predates the universe itself. Chris

ton, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Trond Espen Seim. (R, 1:43) (AL, AS, GV) IFC-E March 7 7:30p; 15 7a, 11:45a; 24 3:45a, 10:30a; 28 6a, 10:30a THE THING 5555 (’82, Horror) Antarctic

outpost men fight a slimy alien able to assume the form of life it engulfs. Kurt Russell, A. Wilford Brimley, T.K. Carter, Richard Dysart. (R, 1:48) (AL, AS, GV) ENCR-W March 4 12:39a; 7 2:41p, 10:48p; 26 10:31p; 27 8:13a, 5:29p, ECLASS March 9 5:58a, 7:48p; 18 12:45a, 9p, ESUSP March 13 6:42a, 2:43p, 10:29p; 24 10:51p; 25 1:51p; 30 7:09p Thinner 55 (’96, Horror) An elderly Gypsy king’s weight-loss curse prompts an obese lawyer to call in a mob boss’s debt. Robert John Burke, Joe Mantegna, Michael Constantine, Lucinda Jenney. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) AMC March 19 9:30a THE THIRD MAN 5555 (’49, Mystery) Vis-

iting postwar Vienna, a writer of pulp Westerns probes the suspicious death of an old friend. Orson Welles, Joseph Cotten, Trevor Howard, Alida Valli. 9 (NR, 1:44) TCM March 23 5p

Thirst (’15, Suspense) Teens at a wilderness boot camp discover a strange orb in the desert. What follows is a fight for their very lives as they’re hunted by a ruthless, blood-sucking alien. John Redlinger, Jes Macallan, Karl Makinen, Clare Niederpruem. (2:00) (AS, V) SYFY March 9 6:30a; 10 4a

13 Going on 30 555 (’04, Romance-Comedy) An uncool girl magically becomes a successful adult after making a wish at her disastrous birthday party. Jennifer Garner, Mark Ruffalo, Judy Greer, Andy Serkis. (PG-13, 1:37) (AL, AS) FXM March 21 9p, 11p 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi 556 (’16, War) Six members of the Annex Security Team defend the U.S. Consulate in Benghazi, Libya, from an attack by Islamic militants. James Badge Dale, John Krasinski, Max Martini, Pablo Schreiber. (2:30) (AL, AS, GV) EPIX March 30 3:50p; 31 12:30a 13 Rue Madeleine 5556 (’46, Suspense) A U.S. spy chief spots a double agent and tracks him to Gestapo headquarters in France. James Cagney, Annabella, Richard Conte, Frank Latimore. 9 (NR, 1:35) FXM March 12 4:50a; 13 3a

This Is 40 556 (’12, Romance-Comedy) Amid a series of personal and professional crises, a long-married couple must figure out how to forgive, forget and enjoy the rest of their lives — before they kill each other. Paul Rudd, Leslie

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Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Tom Hiddleston, Stellan Skarsgard. (2:30) (AS, V) FXX March 31 5p, 7:30p

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pleton, Eva Green, Lena Headey, Hans Matheson. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV, N) TNT March 21 11p

Three Men on a Horse 555 (’36, Comedy) Milquetoast greeting card writer Erwin Trowbridge gets into a fight with his wife, Audrey, and wanders into a bar, where he meets three gamblers who appreciate his knack for picking winning horses. Frank McHugh, Joan Blondell, Guy Kibbee, Allen Jenkins. 9 (NR, 1:28) TCM March 21 3:45a The Three Musketeers 56 (’11, Action) A young swordsman joins three of France’s finest warriors in a quest to foil a plot against the crown. Matthew MacFadyen, Milla Jovovich, Logan Lerman, Luke Evans. (2:00) (AS, V) FREEFM March 3 7a The Three Musketeers 55 (’39, Musical Comedy) Singing D’Artagnan and three lackeys try to recover their French queen’s brooch. Don Ameche, The Ritz Brothers, Binnie Barnes, Lionel Atwill. 9 (NR, 1:12) FXM March 11 6:20a

The Three Stooges 556 (’12, Comedy) Knuckleheads Larry, Curly and Moe become embroiled in a murder plot and stumble into starring roles in a TV reality show while trying to save their childhood home. Sean Hayes, Will Sasso, Chris Diamantopoulos, Jane Lynch. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) FXX March 14 9p; 15 8a 3 Strikes 56 (’00, Comedy) Already jailed twice, a man becomes an unwitting accomplice in a third crime that could send him away for life. Brian Hooks, N’Bushe Wright, Faizon Love, E40. (1:30) (AL, AS, SSC, V) FLIX-W March 27 1:30a 3:10 to Yuma 555 (’57, Western) A rancher needing cash is hired to put an outlaw on the train to Yuma prison. Van Heflin, Glenn Ford, Felicia Farr, Leora Dana. 9 (NR, 1:32) ENCR-W March 6 10:41p; 7 1:06p; 11 10a; 12 7:49a, EWESTN March 24 11:37a, 6:26p Through a Glass Darkly 555 (’61, Drama) Released from a mental institution, a woman spurns her husband and seduces her teenage brother. Harriet Andersson, Gunnar Björnstrand, Max von Sydow, Lars Passgard. 9 (NR, 1:31) TCM March 6 1a Thunder Birds 55 (’42, Adventure) A veteran U.S. pilot and a British trainee romance a ranch girl in Arizona. Gene Tierney, Preston Foster, John Sutton (NR, 1:18) FXM March 19 3a Thunder Town 55 (’46, Western) An ex-convict returns to his ranch; he and his sidekick prove he was framed. Bob Steele, Syd Saylor, Ellen Hall, Edward Howard. 9 (NR, :57) EWESTN March 20 5:15a Thunderbirds 55 (’04, Children’s) An adventurer and his family battle a criminal mastermind after he attacks their base and plans to rob the world’s largest banks. Bill Paxton, Anthony Edwards, Sophia Myles, Ben Kingsley. (1:36) (AS) EFAMLY March 13 3:28a, 11:10a, 6:24p; 19 7:54a, 4:44p, MPLEX March 23 1:30a, 8:24a Tide of Empire 5 (’29, Western) Silent. Based on Peter B. Kyne’s novel about the days of gold-seekers and outlaws as California became part of America. Renée Adorée, George Duryea, George Fawcett 9 (NR, 1:22) TCM March 6 3a ’Til Death Do Us Part 56 (’17, Suspense) Madison Roland finds love with another man after she leaves her abusive husband, Michael, and changes her identity. All seems well, until Michael discovers Madison’s whereabouts and re-creates her nightmare all over again. Taye

A Thousand Clowns 5556 (’65, Comedy) A woman convinces an unemployed writer to get his job back and marry her so he won’t lose custody of his nephew. Jason Robards, Barbara Harris, Martin Balsam, Barry Gordon. 9 (NR, 1:58) TCM March 11 8:30a The Three Amigos (’03, Comedy) A trio of Latino comedians performs its stand-up routines. Carlos Mencia, Pablo Francisco, Freddy Soto (1:17) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 8 4:14a; 26 7:28a Three Bedrooms, One Corpse: An Aurora Teagarden Mystery (’16, Mystery) Master sleuth Aurora Teagarden investigates the deaths of two people found inside houses that are being sold. Candace Cameron Bure, Marilu Henner, Yannick Bisson, Lexa Doig. (TVG, 2:00) HALLMV March 18 1p Three Days of the Condor 555 (’75, Suspense) A CIA bookworm reports mayhem to his boss, then hides out with a woman and sees a conspiracy. Robert Redford, Faye Dunaway, Cliff Robertson, Max von Sydow. (R, 1:57) (AL, AS, V) ECLASS March 17 6:29a; 30 7:10a 3 Days to Kill 55 (’14, Action) A dying Secret Service agent who wants to reconnect with his estranged daughter is offered a potentially lifesaving drug in exchange for completing one final mission. Kevin Costner, Amber Heard, Hailee Steinfeld, Connie Nielsen. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) TNT Diggs, Annie Ilonzeh, Stephen Bishop, Robinne Lee. March 31 10a (3:00) (AL, AS, V) BET March 14 5p The Three Faces of Eve 5556 (’57, ’Til Lies Do Us Part 55 (’07, Drama) A Drama) A psychiatrist attempts to help a trourestaurant critic quickly regrets hiring a private bled housewife with three distinct personalities. investigator to watch her unfaithful husband Woodward won an Oscar. Joanne Woodward, Lee when his behavior becomes increasingly erratic. J. Cobb, David Wayne, Edwin Jerome. 9 (NR, 1:31) Thomas Calabro, Paula Trickey, Al Sapienza, Cynthia (AS) TCM March 5 5p Preston. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 13 12p 300: Rise of an Empire 55 (’14, Action) Time After Time 555 (’79, Drama) Victorian Greek Gen. Themistocles leads the charge to fight London’s Jack the Ripper escapes to 1979 San invading Persian forces led by the god Xerxes Francisco in H.G. Wells’ time machine. Malcolm All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.

McDowell, David Warner, Mary Steenburgen, Charles Cioffi. (PG, 1:52) (AL, AS, V) TCM March 25 1a

Tiny House of Terror (’17, Suspense) Following the presumed death of her husband, a woman gives up her high-tech house and moves into a tiny, isolated house. The move turns into a nightmare, and her new lifestyle puts her life at risk. Francia Raisa, Nazneen Contractor, Jesse Hutch, Tammy Gillis. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 20 8p; 21 12a Titan A.E. 555 (’00, Science Fiction) Animated. After an alien race destroys Earth, teens follow a map to a mysterious “earthship” that may save mankind. Voices of Matt Damon, Drew Barrymore, Bill Pullman, John Leguizamo. (PG, 1:35) (AL, AS, MV) IFC-E March 21 4:30a, 9:30a; 31 6a TITANIC 5555 (’97, Historical Drama) A society girl abandons her haughty fiance for a penniless artist on the ill-fated ship’s maiden voyage. Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Billy Zane, Kathy Bates. (4:30) (AL, AS, N, V) AMC March 15 8p; 16 2:30p; 27 7p; 28 1p Titanic 555 (’53, Docudrama) Passengers mingle and a couple bicker before the packed luxury liner hits an iceberg and sinks in 1912.

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Clifton Webb, Barbara Stanwyck, Robert Wagner, Audrey Dalton. 9 (NR, 1:37) TCM March 25 5p TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD 5555 (’62,

Drama) A widowed lawyer with two bright children defends a black man falsely accused of raping a white woman in 1930s Alabama. Gregory Peck, Mary Badham, Phillip Alford, John Megna. 9 (NR, 2:09) (AS, V) TCM March 8 6:45p To Live and Die in L.A. 556 (’85, Crime Drama) A Secret Service agent bends and breaks the law to nab an artist/counterfeiter in Los Angeles. William L. Petersen, Willem Dafoe, John Pankow, Debra Feuer. (2:00) (AL, GV, N) EPIX March 22 9:45p; 23 6p To Russia With Love (’14, Documentary) An exploration into the impact of Russia’s anti-gay laws on athletes and activists alike in the days leading up to the 2014 Winter Olympic Games in Sochi, Russia. Voice of Jane Lynch, Johnny Weir, Jason Collins, Martina Navratilova. (1:25) EPIX March 8 5:50a The Toast of New Orleans 556 (’50, Musical) An opera diva’s manager cultivates a singing bayou fisherman suddenly in love. Kathryn Grayson, Mario Lanza, David Niven, Rita Moreno. (NR, 1:37) TCM March 30 6:30a

Tom Horn 556 (’80, Western) Turn-of-the-century Wyoming ranchers hire the legendary bounty hunter to stop cattle rustlers. Steve McQueen,

Linda Evans, Richard Farnsworth, Billy Green Bush. (1:45) (AL, AS, V) HDMOV March 11 5a; 16 5:35a; 24 10:45p; 25 4:40a; 29 3:10a

Tomahawk Trail 55 (’57, Western) A trailwise cavalry sergeant must take charge when his commanding officer goes crazy following an Indian attack. Chuck Connors, John Smith, Susan Cummings, George Neise. 9 (NR, 1:01) EWESTN March 7 6:41a; 14 11:26a; 26 6:56a TOMMY BOY 55 (’95, Comedy) A ne’er-dowell auto-parts heir must stop his father’s widow from selling the business. Chris Farley, David Spade, Brian Dennehy, Bo Derek. (PG-13, 1:38) (AL, AS, BN) ECLASS March 14 7:50p, 12:49p; 28 7:08a, 2:45p; 31 2:37p, 10:59p, ENCR-W March 10 6:50p; 11 2:34p; 19 11:36a, 7:20p; 20 9:39a; 22 12:35p, 9p; 23 7:55a Tommy’s Honour 556 (’16, Historical Drama) Tom and Tommy Morris, father and son pioneers of professional golf, relied on skill, business acumen and working-class street smarts to make Tommy one of the world’s first sports superstars and found the modern game of golf. Peter Mullan, Jack Lowden, Ophelia Lovibond, Sam Neill. (1:55) (AL, AS) EPIX March 6 1:25p; 16 3:50a; 26 2:35a

Tomorrow the World 5556 (’45, Drama) A U.S. professor and his Jewish bride cope with his orphaned nephew, formerly of the Hitler Youth. Fredric March, Betty Field, Skippy Homeier,

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4:30a Tomorrowland 556 (’15, Science Fiction) A scientist and a gifted young woman travel to the mysterious city Tomorrowland to uncover its secrets. George Clooney, Hugh Laurie, Britt Robertson, Raffey Cassidy. (2:45) (AL, AS, V) SYFY March 19 8p; 20 5:15p Too Many Highballs (’33, Comedy) A man lies to his wife to go to a boxing match. Lloyd Hamilton, Marjorie Beebe, Tom Dugan, Aggie Herring. 9 (NR, :20) TCM March 4 3:30a

Too Many Women (’32, Comedy) A college baseball player has a hard time concentrating on the game when there are women around to distract him. Mickey Daniels, Mary Kornman, Grady Sutton, Gordon Douglas. 9 (NR, :20) TCM March 29 6:30a Too Much, Too Soon 556 (’58, Biography) Based on the autobiography of Diana Barrymore, the troubled daughter of actor John Barrymore. Dorothy Malone, Errol Flynn, Efrem Zimbalist Jr., Ray Danton. 9 (NR, 2:01) TCM March 8 8:45a

Too Young to Be a Dad 555 (’02, Drama) A teacher tries to help her teenage son make the right decision after he impregnates a classmate. Kathy Baker, Bruce Davison, Paul Dano, Katie Stuart. (TV14, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 7 6a

Tooth Fairy 55 (’10, Children’s) As penance for dashing a child’s hopes, a rough-and-tumble hockey player must serve time as a genuine tooth fairy. Dwayne Johnson, Ashley Judd, Stephen Merchant, Ryan Sheckler. (2:00) (AL, AS) FREEFM March 17 12a, 8:10a TOOTSIE 5555 (’82, Comedy) The Oscar-winning tale of a temperamental actor who becomes a sensation while posing as a woman on a hit TV soap opera. Dustin Hoffman, Jessica Lange, Teri Garr, Dabney Coleman. (PG, 1:56) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 3 4a; 12 9:24a; 13 5:21a, ECLASS March 7 10:31a, 11:29p; 22 4:10p; 23 7:44a; 27 12:09a, 1:03p TOP FIVE 555 (’14, Comedy) A successful actor is forced to confront his comedic past during a day with a journalist whose newspaper has just panned his passion project about the 1791 Haitian Revolution. Chris Rock, Rosario Dawson, Kevin Hart, Gabrielle Union. (2:15) (AL, AS, SSC, V) COM March 11 12a Top Gun 555 (’86, Action) A hot-shot Navy jet pilot tangles with MiGs and flirts with a civilian astrophysicist. Tom Cruise, Kelly McGillis, Anthony Edwards, Val Kilmer. (PG, 1:49) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 10 11:52a, 10:53p; 11 8:08a; 13 5:21p; 21 1:45a, 3:25p, 9p, ECLASS March 2 1:21a, 12:41p, 7:48p; 8 1:30a, 12:20p; 29 12:40p, 7:48p Top Gun 556 (’55, Western) Townsfolk jail a gunslinger who tries to warn them about outlaws planning a raid. Sterling Hayden, William Bishop, Karin Booth, James Millican. 9 (NR, 1:13) EWESTN March 1 5:38a TOPAZ 555 (’69, Suspense) A French agent helps a CIA officer trace leaks and Soviet activity in 1962 Cuba. Frédérick Stafford, John Forsythe, Dany Robin, John Vernon. (PG, 2:05) (AS, V) ECLASS March 10 6:37a, ESUSP March 26 1:19p, 6:52p Torch Song 556 (’53, Drama) A hardened Broadway comedy star becomes attracted to a blind pianist. Joan Crawford, Michael Wilding, Gig Young, Marjorie Rambeau. (NR, 1:30) TCM March 23 11:30a TORN CURTAIN 555 (’66, Suspense) A top U.S. physicist defects to East Germany seeking information about Soviet nuclear missiles. Paul Newman, Julie Andrews, Lila Kedrova, Hansjoerg Felmy. (PG, 2:08) (AS, V) ECLASS March 3 10:51p; 4 7:41a, ESUSP March 6 3:12p; 7 8:13a; 19 7:26a; 28 9:47a, 6:50p

Tornado Range 55 (’48, Western) U.S. Marshal Eddie Dean and his partner, Soapy Jones, escort homesteaders into Texas to settle, facing resistance from a local rancher. Eddie Dean, Roscoe Ates, Jennifer Holt, George Chesebro. 9 (NR, :56) EWESTN March 14 6:09a

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Touched With Fire 555 (’15, Drama) While staying at a psychiatric hospital, two manic-depressive poets begin a romance that continues to blossom after their release. Katie Holmes, Luke Kirby, Christine Lahti, Griffin Dunne. (1:50) (AL, AS) EPIX March 23 3:10a The Tourist 55 (’10, Suspense) During an impromptu trip to Europe, a man’s flirtation with an alluring stranger leads to a dangerous game of cat and mouse. Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Paul Bettany, Timothy Dalton. (2:00) (AL, AS, V) FXX March 8 1p; 9 8a Tower Heist 556 (’11, Comedy) The manager of a luxury condominium joins forces with a petty crook to steal back the retirement money a Wall Street swindler stole from him and his co-workers. Ben Stiller, Eddie Murphy, Casey Affleck, Alan Alda. (2:00) (AL, AS) TNT March 18 12p, 10p The Towering Inferno 555 (’74, Action) San Francisco’s fire chief faces a burning skyscraper whose architect and builder are trapped with a party on the top floor. Steve McQueen, Paul Newman, William Holden, Faye Dunaway. (2:48) (AL, AS, V) RPLEX March 10 9:03a; 19 9:34a, 8p The Town 555 (’10, Crime Drama) A Boston bank robber looks for a way out of his criminal lifestyle after beginning a passionate romance with the woman that his gang briefly took hostage. Ben Affleck, Rebecca Hall, Jon Hamm, Jeremy Renner. (R, 2:04) (AL, AS, GV) IFC-E March 4 4p, 7p; 9 5p, 8p; 17 5p, 8p; 21 5p, 8p Toxic Shark (’17, Adventure) A monstrous, acid-spewing shark stalks an island retreat. Christina Masterson, Kabby Borders, Bryce Durfee, Quinn Bozza. (2:00) SYFY March 2 6:30a TOY STORY 5555 (’95, Children’s) Animated.

A flashy new action hero’s arrival creates upset in a community of toys that comes to life when people are absent. Voices of Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Don Rickles, Jim Varney. (G, 1:20) DISN March 10 6p; 11 8a, FREEFM March 17 6:35p; 18 4:35p TOY STORY 2 5555 (’99, Children’s) Animated. When a toy collector kidnaps Woody, Buzz Lightyear and the other toys band together to bring him home. Voices of Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Joan Cusack, Kelsey Grammer. (G, 1:32) DISN March 10 7:30p; 11 9:30a, FREEFM March 17 8:35p; 18 6:35p The Toyman Killer (’13, Suspense) A criminal psychologist evaluates the sanity of a death-row inmate who shows signs of multiple personality disorder. Sarah Carter, Magda Apanowicz, David Haydn-Jones, Tom Butler. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 1 10a Trading Places 555 (’83, Comedy) Sporting billionaire brothers reverse the roles of a Wall Street commodities broker and a street hustler.

Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy, Ralph Bellamy, Don Ameche. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) COM March 12 1a, PARMT March 24 12:30a

The Trail Beyond 56 (’34, Western) Rod Drew is asked to search for missing people in Canada, and quickly finds out a gang of French Canadian outlaws have been kidnapping people.

John Wayne, Noah Beery Sr., Noah Beery Jr., Verna Hillie. 9 (NR, :55) EWESTN March 17 10:23a; 21 7:21a

The Trail of the Lonesome Pine 555 (’36, Adventure) A railroad man from the city befriends a mountain girl in a Kentucky family feud. Sylvia Sidney, Henry Fonda, Fred MacMurray (NR, 1:42) EWESTN March 1 11:41p; 2 8:43a; 6 8:13p; 7 2:40a; 22 5:03a; 28 7:41a, 11:11p

MOVIES Trail Street 556 (’47, Western) Bat Masterson and a land agent make a Kansas cow town safe for wheat farmers. Randolph Scott, Robert Ryan, Anne Jeffreys, George “Gabby” Hayes. 9 (NR, 1:24) TCM March 7 11p Trainspotting 5556 (’96, Comedy-Drama) Eccentric friends and on-and-off heroin addiction mark the life of a young Edinburgh Scot. Ewan McGregor, Ewen Bremner, Jonny Lee Miller, Kevin McKidd. (R, 1:34) (AL, AS, N, V) ECLASS March 6 3:45a, 4:33p

Trainwreck 555 (’15, Romance-Comedy) A promiscuous magazine writer considers monogamy for the first time when she starts to fall in love with the charming sports doctor she’s profiling. Amy Schumer, Bill Hader, Brie Larson, Colin Quinn. (2:30) (AL, AS, N, SSC) FX March 2 3:30p; 3 1a, FXX March 31 11:30a, FXM March 14 5p, 7:35p Transformers 555 (’07, Action) Humanity’s fate rests in the hands of a youth when two races of warring robots make Earth their final battleground. Shia LaBeouf, Tyrese Gibson, Josh Duhamel, Anthony Anderson. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) TBS March 4 8p; 5 12a, TNT March 21 8p; 22 1a Transformers: Age of Extinction 55 (’14, Action) As humanity picks up the pieces after an epic battle, a shadowy group emerges to gain control of history. Meanwhile, a powerful new menace sets its sights on Earth. Mark Wahlberg, Stanley Tucci, Li Bingbing, Kelsey Grammer. (3:30) (AL, AS, V) FX March 19 8p, 11:30p, FXX March 11 5p; 12 11:30a; 28 5p, 8:30p Transformers: Dark of the Moon 55 (’11, Action) Again, Earth is caught in the middle when the resurrection of an ancient Transformer appears to turn the tide against the Autobots in their longstanding war with evil Decepticons. Shia LaBeouf, Josh Duhamel, John Turturro, Tyrese Gibson. (3:30) (AL, AS, V) FX March 10 5:30p; 11 2p

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 55 (’09, Action) When an ancient Decepticon rises for revenge, Sam and Mikaela must figure out the history of the Transformers’ presence on Earth and find a way to save the planet. Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) FX March 25 1:30p

TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT 55 (’17, Action) As war with the Transformers rages on, inventor Cade Yeager forms an unlikely alliance with Bumblebee, an English lord and an Oxford professor to save the planet. Mark Wahlberg, Anthony Hopkins, Josh Duhamel, Stanley Tucci. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 18 8p; 19 12:15a, 1:50p; 30 6:15a, 1:20p, 8p

Transpecos (’16, Suspense) For three U.S. Border Patrol agents, the contents of one car reveal an insidious plot within their own ranks; the next 24 hours may cost them their lives. Gabriel Luna, Johnny Simmons, Clifton Collins Jr., Luis Bordonada. (1:30) (AS) EPIX March 1 3:15a; 26 6:50a

Transporter 2 556 (’05, Action) A former Special Forces operative springs into action to save the kidnapped son of an anti-drug czar. Jason Statham, Amber Valletta, Alessandro Gassman, Hunter Clary. (2:00) (AL, AS, N, V) PARMT March 1 2a

Trapped Child (’16, Drama) The safest car in the world turns into a death trap when Sandra and her son get into a car accident in the middle of nowhere. With her son gets trapped inside a car known for being bullet-proof, Sandra must fight to save him. Brandon W. Jones, Katrina Bowden, Jay Hayden, Justine Wachsberger. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 7 2p Trespass 556 (’92, Action) Two Arkansas firefighters have a shootout over gold with a crime lord’s gang in a factory. Bill Paxton, Ice-T,

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The Trials of Cate McCall (’13, Crime Drama) A criminal lawyer and her assistant defend a murder suspect. Kate Beckinsale, Nick Nolte, Anna Anissimova, James Cromwell. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 15 6a A Trick of the Mind 55 (’06, Suspense) A private investigator tells a woman a shocking secret about her husband. Paul Johansson, Alexandra Holden, Stacy Grant, Wanda Cannon. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 15 10a TRIUMPH OF THE SPIRIT 555 (’89, Docudrama) Nazis force Greek boxer Salamo Arouch into fight-to-the-death bouts in the extermination camp at Auschwitz in Poland. Willem Dafoe, Edward James Olmos, Robert Loggia, Wendy Gazelle. (2:00) (AS, V) HDMOV March 13 5:15a; 18 8p; 19 12:05a; 28 3a

Tron: Legacy 55 (’10, Science Fiction) A strange signal leads the son of a long-missing video-game designer to the visually stunning cyberworld in which his father has been trapped for 20 years. Jeff Bridges, Garrett Hedlund, Olivia Wilde, Bruce Boxleitner. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) TNT March 10 3:30p; 22 10:15p Troop Beverly Hills 55 (’89, Comedy) An idle rich woman’s husband challenges her to lead their daughter’s troop of campers. Shelley Long, Craig T. Nelson, Betty Thomas, Mary Gross. (1:48) (AL) EFAMLY March 19 9:30a, 11:25p; 20 6:24a; 28 8p; 29 1:13p, MPLEX March 2 12:56a, 12p, 8:19p; 10 11:33a; 11 8:04a; 24 1:17a, 3:12p Trouble in Paradise 5556 (’32, Comedy) A suave thief and his chic partner target a rich Paris widow. Miriam Hopkins, Kay Francis, Herbert Marshall, Charlie Ruggles. 9 (NR, 1:23) TCM March 11 4a THE TROUBLE WITH HARRY 555 (’55, Comedy) A corpse proves problematic for several New Englanders. Edmund Gwenn, Shirley MacLaine, John Forsythe, Mildred Natwick. (PG, 1:39) (AS) ECLASS March 18 5:30a, ESUSP March 24 5:38p; 28 8:05a Troubled Child (’12, Drama) A couple adopt a homeless, 11-year-old boy who has a knack for causing trouble. Andy Scott Harris, Leslie Stevens, Carlton Wilborn, Dee Wallace. (2:00) (AS) LIFE March 4 4p, LIFEMOV March 25 2p True Grit 5556 (’69, Western) One-eyed Marshal “Rooster” Cogburn and a Texas Ranger help a girl find her father’s killer. John Wayne, Glen Campbell, Kim Darby, Jeremy Slate. (G, 2:08) (AS, V) ENCR-W March 12 9p, ECLASS March 6 1:33a, 12:39p; 21 8:42a; 27 7:49p, EWESTN March 9 10:07a, 10:17p; 18 8p; 19 4:02a; 31 8:56a, 9:44p True Heart 55 (’97, Children’s) Two siblings become stranded in the mountains of British Columbia after a plane crash. Kirsten Dunst, Zachery Ty Bryan, August Schellenberg, Dey Young. (1:35) (AL, V) EFAMLY March 9 6:35a; 10 3:05a; 26 5:38a; 27 1:09a, MPLEX March 5 10:37p; 6 10:26a; 13 10:22p; 14 10:21a; 22 5:02a, 8:21p; 31 3:16a, 3:25p

TRUE LIES 555 (’94, Action) A Washington wife discovers her computer-salesman husband is a spy out to stop nuclear terrorists. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis, Tom Arnold, Bill Paxton. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) VICE March 8 6p, 9p

The True Story of Jesse James 556 (’57, Western) Misfit Missouri brothers Jesse and Frank James turn to crime in the post-Civil War South.

Robert Wagner, Jeffrey Hunter, Hope Lange, Agnes Moorehead. (1:36) RPLEX March 7 4a, 12:41p, 10:19p; 19 6:25p

Trust No One (’15, Suspense) A district attorney asks a forensic accountant to investigate the murder of a key witness. Nicole de Boer, Scott

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Trust the Man 55 (’05, Romance-Comedy) Two New York couples with too much spare time try to navigate through the challenges and pitfalls of love and marriage. David Duchovny, Julianne Moore, Billy Crudup, Maggie Gyllenhaal. (1:44) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 6 4:02p, 10:52p; 11 5:29p; 24 7:18p; 25 2:38a Tulips in Spring (’16, Romance) When a young interior designer learns her father has broken his leg, she rushes home to rural Washington because her help is desperately needed at the family tulip farm. Fiona Gubelmann, Lucas Bryant, Kelly Rowan, Kevin McNulty. (2:00) HALL March 24 3p Tumbleweed 55 (’53, Western) A wagon train guard is blamed for a massacre when his attempt to make peace with American Indians backfires. Audie Murphy, Lori Nelson, Chill Wills, Roy Roberts. (NR, 1:19) EWESTN March 6 3:54a; 15 7:37a; 21 12:40p; 22 1:16a

Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie 56 (’97, Children’s) The young superheroes square off against an evil villainess who plots to free a fiery monster from its volcano cage. Jason David Frank, Steve Cardenas, Johnny Yong Bosch, Catherine Sutherland. (1:41) (AS, V) EFAMLY March 1 9:14a, 4:41p; 13 8p; 14 8:25a, 4:39p

Turistas 55 (’06, Horror) Travelers stumble onto a terrifying secret after becoming stranded in the Brazilian jungle. Josh Duhamel, Melissa George, Olivia Wilde, Desmond Askew. (R, 1:34) (AL, AS, GV, N) ESUSP March 15 5:21p; 20 3:54p, 10:40p Twelve Monkeys 555 (’95, Science Fiction) A psychiatrist finally believes a patient who claims to be a time-traveler sent to 1996 to prevent a virulent holocaust. Bruce Willis, Madeleine Stowe, Brad Pitt, Christopher Plummer. (R, 2:11) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 18 12:43a, ESUSP March 12 11:11a, 6:48p; 13 2:08a; 27 9:57a 21 Jump Street 555 (’12, Comedy) Two cops must confront their teenage angst all over again when they go under cover as high-school students. Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum, Brie Larson, Dave Franco. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) FXX March 21 2:30p, 7:30p 27 Dresses 556 (’08, Romance-Comedy) A perpetual bridesmaid balks upon learning that her next assignment would be standing up for her sister, who will marry the man the bridesmaid secretly loves. Katherine Heigl, James Marsden, Malin Akerman, Edward Burns. (2:30) (AL, AS) VH1 March 10 9:30p; 11 11a 22 Jump Street 555 (’14, Comedy) Officers Jenko and Schmidt begin to question their partnership after each infiltrates different cliques while undercover at a local college. Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum, Peter Stormare, Wyatt Russell. (2:30) (AL, AS, BN, V) FX March 3 5:30p; 4 2:30p, FXX March 21 5p; 22 2:30p

20 Years of Madness (’15, Comedy) The makers of a mid-’90s public access TV show make a new episode and reconcile the dreams of their youth with adulthood. (1:32) IPLEX March 8 5:31a; 12 12:07p; 13 4:23a; 14 4:50a Twilight 556 (’08, Romance) A high-school student is caught up in a romance with a vampire, whose family has renounced the drinking of blood. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Billy Burke, Peter Facinelli. (2:30) (AS, V) FXX March 9 10a; 10 6a, TELM March 3 3:30p Twilight 55 (’98, Mystery) An aging private eye learns that his movie-star friends may be concealing past crimes. Paul Newman, Susan Sarandon, Gene Hackman, Reese Witherspoon. (1:37) (AL, AS, N, V) IPLEX March 27 7:19a

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MOVIES The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 55 (’11, Romance) A chain of events, set off by Edward and Bella’s marriage, honeymoon and birth of a child, yields a shocking development for Jacob. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Billy Burke. (2:30) (AS, N, V) FXX March 10 2p; 11 8a; 24 12p; 25 8a The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 556 (’12, Romance) Bella and Edward gather werewolves, vampires and other allies to help them protect their daughter from the Volturi. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Billy Burke. (2:30) (AS, BN, V) FXX March 10 4:30p; 11 10:30a; 24 2:30p; 25 10:30a

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 556 (’10, Romance) Bella must choose between Edward and Jacob amid a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire’s quest for revenge. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Bryce Dallas Howard. (2:30) (AS, V) FXX March 9 12:30p; 10 8:30a

The Twilight Saga: New Moon 556 (’09, Romance) After the abrupt departure of Edward, Bella develops a deep friendship with Jacob and is drawn into the world of werewolves. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene. (3:00) (AS, V) FXX March 10 11a; 11 5a

The Twin (’17, Suspense) A woman springs into action after the twin brother of her daughter’s boyfriend escapes from a mental institution and hatches a twisted plan for revenge. Brigid Brannagh, Timothy Granaderos, Louis Mandylor, Jess Gabor. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 4 2p; 23 2p

Twin Dragons 556 (’91, Comedy) Identical brothers, separated at birth, end up as a criminal and a U.S. pianist, then cross paths years later in Hong Kong. Jackie Chan, Maggie Cheung, Nina Li Chi, Anthony Chan. (1:32) (AS, V) MPLEX March 21 4a, 6:52p Twister 555 (’96, Action) Storm-chasers finalizing their divorce try to place equipment inside a tornado on the Oklahoma plains. Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton, Cary Elwes, Jami Gertz. (PG-13, 1:54) (AS, V) SUND March 4 9p; 5 6:30p; 12 8p, 10:30p; 27 8p, 10:30p Two Buddies and a Badger (’15, Adventure) Animated. Two old friends and a badger embark on a grand adventure. Voices of John F. Brungot, Hermann Sabado, Siri Nilsen, Frank Kjosas. (1:14) EFAMLY March 9 10:31a; 10 7:28a; 22 9:14a; 23 5:48a; 28 2:41a, 7:25a, 1:45p; 30 2:46a, 8:53a, 4:38p 2 Guns 556 (’13, Action) In the dark about each other’s true identity, two undercover agents from competing bureaus go on the run together after an attempt to infiltrate a drug cartel goes haywire. Denzel Washington, Mark Wahlberg, Paula Patton, Bill Paxton. (R, 1:49) (AL, AS, BN, V) FXM March 13 2:30p, 9:30p, FX March 19 3:30p; 20 7a 2 Little Monsters (’12, Crime Drama) James and Carl, two 10-year-olds, are sentenced to prison for eight years for murdering a toddler.

2,000 Women 556 (’44, War) A lavish old hotel is turned into an internment camp for women during the Battle of France. The inhabitants, including a British nun, conceal downed airmen from the Nazis, hoping to smuggle them to safety. Flora Robson, Phyllis Calvert, Patricia Roc, Renee Houston. 9 (NR, 1:37) TCM March 28 7:45a Two Weeks 55 (’06, Comedy-Drama) Home movies provide insight into family relationships as four adults gather at the North Carolina residence of their dying mother. Sally Field, Ben Chaplin, Tom Cavanagh, Julianne Nicholson. (1:40) (AL, AS) FLIX-W March 18 9:15a; 19 5:15a; 23 6:45a, 8p; 26 2:30p, 9:45p Two Wrongs (’15, Suspense) Sarah, a single mother working as an in-home nurse, confronts a parent’s worst nightmare when her daughter is abducted and she has to do the unthinkable to find her. Gillian Zinser, Ryan Blakely, Brooklyn Lax, Aidan Devine. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 17 8a Tyler Perry’s Good Deeds 55 (’12, Drama) Romantic sparks fly between a wealthy businessman and a struggling single mother who works as a cleaner in his office building. Tyler Perry, Thandie Newton, Gabrielle Union, Phylicia Rashad. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) BET March 12 11p; 13 7p Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail 55 (’09, Comedy) After a high-speed car chase and anger-management issues land Madea behind bars, she befriends a young prostitute. Tyler Perry, Derek Luke, Keshia Knight Pulliam, David Mann. (1:45) (AS, V) EPIX March 4 11:50p; 5 4:15p; 25 12:20p

Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Witness Protection 55 (’12, Comedy) Placed under federal protection in Madea’s Southern home, a Wall Street banker and his dysfunctional family get a taste of the no-nonsense matriarch’s special brand of tough love. Tyler Perry, Eugene Levy, Doris Roberts, Tom Arnold. (2:30) (AL, AS) BRAVO March 10 7p, 9:30p; 16 6:30p, 11p TYLER PERRY’S THE SINGLE MOMS CLUB 55 (’14, Comedy-Drama) Brought together by their children’s potential expulsion from school, diverse single mothers form a support group to help one another overcome life’s challenges. Nia Long, Amy Smart, Cocoa Brown, Terry Crews. (2:00) (AS) LIFE March 11 4p; 19 7p Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married Too? 556 (’10, Comedy-Drama) While on vacation in the Bahamas, the unexpected arrival of one’s ex-husband causes some longtime friends to examine the strength of their own marriages. Tyler Perry, Sharon Leal, Janet Jackson, Malik Yoba. (2:30) (AL, AS, V) TNT March 17 11:30a

U The Ugly Truth 56 (’09, Romance-Comedy) A chauvinist puts a romantically challenged producer through a series of outrageous tests to prove his theories about relationships. Katherine Heigl, Gerard Butler, Eric Winter, John Michael Higgins. (R, 1:35) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 7 11:28a, 7:22p; 8 7a; 16 11:34a; 17 2:56a, ECLASS March 22 2:22a; 25 12:49a, 11:31a; 27 6:28a

UHF 556 (’89, Comedy) The new manager of a lowly TV station beats a big-budget rival Christopher Boeres Hipp, Michael Brown, Charles with off-the-wall shows. Weird Al Yankovic, Victoria Cantrell, Ryan LeBoeuf. (2:30) LIFEMOV March Jackson, Kevin McCarthy, Michael Richards. (1:40) 21 1:30p (AS, V) IPLEX March 15 9:09a; 16 3:45a, MPLEX March 10 2:57a, 9:53a; 24 11:28p; 25 3:20p; 29 Two Mules for Sister Sara 555 (’70, 10:13p; 30 11:58a Western) Profane Sister Sara recruits a drifter to help Mexican rebels attack a French fort. Shirley ULTRAVIOLET 5 (’06, Science Fiction) As MacLaine, Clint Eastwood, Manolo Fabregas, Alberto worldwide civil war looms, a superhuman woman Morin. (M, 1:54) (AS, GV) EWESTN March 3 8p; 4 becomes the protector of a boy who is perceived 3:15a; 16 10:51a, 10:14p; 20 12:13p; 21 12:53a; as a threat to humanity. Milla Jovovich, Cameron 25 9:14a, 6:14p Bright, Sebastien Andrieu, Nick Chinlund. (PG-13, 1:28) (AL, AS, N, V) ECLASS March 6 11:18p; 23 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY 5555 (’68, 9:45a, 9:31p Science Fiction) Supercomputer HAL 9000 guides astronauts on a trip to find the origins of humans. Unanswered Prayers (’10, Drama) A hapKeir Dullea, Gary Lockwood, William Sylvester, Daniel pily married father encounters the woman of Richter. (G, 2:19) TCM March 20 8:45p his high-school fantasies. Eric Close, Samantha All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.

Mathis, Madchen Amick, Jennifer Aspen. (TVPG, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 13 8a

Unbroken 556 (’14, Biography) During World War II, Olympian and war hero Louie Zamperini survives for 47 days at sea in a raft, only to be captured by the Japanese navy and sent to a series of prisoner-of-war camps. Jack O’Connell, Domhnall Gleeson, Garrett Hedlund, Miyavi. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) FX March 23 7a Uncle Buck 556 (’89, Comedy) Chicago parents in a pinch have a bachelor uncle babysit their teenage daughter and little ones. John Candy, Amy Madigan, Jean Louisa Kelly, Gaby Hoffman. (2:15) (AL) AMC March 1 5:45p; 2 2:45p; 14 8p; 15 12:45a

Uncommon Valor 556 (’83, Action) A colonel with a sponsor leads five Marine veterans into Laos to find his son and others missing in action. Gene Hackman, Robert Stack, Fred Ward, Reb Brown. (1:50) (AL, V) EPIX March 27 4:25a Under Siege 555 (’92, Action) Two military madmen hijack a nuclear-armed Navy battleship with a SEAL commando on board as a cook. Steven Seagal, Tommy Lee Jones, Gary Busey, Erika Eleniak. (2:00) (AL, V) REELZ March 5 5p; 26 5p

Under Siege 2: Dark Territory 55 (’95, Action) A CIA operative aboard a train tries to stop a mad genius who threatens to use a weapon from space if the government does not meet his $1 billion ransom. Steven Seagal, Eric Bogosian, Katherine Heigl, Everett McGill. (2:00) (AL, GV) REELZ March 5 7p; 26 7p Under the Gun (’16, Documentary) Firsthand accounts from parents of Sandy Hook victims, expert commentary and statistics reveal the state of American gun violence and gun control laws. Narrated by Katie Couric. (1:45) (AL, AS) EPIX March 21 3:20a Under the Same Moon 555 (’07, Drama) After his grandmother dies, a Mexican boy sets out to join his mother in the United States.

Adrian Alonso, Kate del Castillo, Eugenio Derbez, Maya Zapata. (1:51) (AS) EFAMLY March 5 2:52a, IPLEX March 16 7a; 29 11:11a

Underclassman 56 (’05, Comedy) A rookie policeman works under cover at a prep school to investigate the mysterious death of a student.

Nick Cannon, Shawn Ashmore, Roselyn Sánchez, Kelly Hu. (PG-13, 1:34) (AL, AS, V) EBLACK March 20 9:52a, 6:24p; 24 11:34p; 25 10:59a; 30 4:46p, EACTN March 10 7:20a, 2:38p

Undercover Wife (’15, Suspense) A forensic accountant goes under cover when her husband, an FBI agent, is slain by a criminal cartel. Jewel Staite, Ryan Robbins, John Cassini, Lucia Walters. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 8 2p

Undertow 556 (’04, Suspense) In possession of gold coins, a teenager and his sickly brother flee from their violent uncle. Jamie Bell, Josh Lucas, Devon Alan, Dermot Mulroney. (2:00) (AS, V) FLIX-W March 25 12:30p UNDERWORLD: AWAKENING 55 (’12, Fantasy) Vampire warrior Selene escapes from her long imprisonment to find that humans have discovered the existence of vampires and lycans and are trying to wipe them out. Kate Beckinsale, Stephen Rea, Michael Ealy, Theo James. (R, 1:29) (AL, AS, GV) IFC-E March 3 9:30p, 12p; 8 5p, 8p; 9 6a; 14 7:30p; 15 12a; 25 7:30p; 26 11a; 29 7:30p; 30 8:15a Underworld: Evolution 55 (’06, Fantasy) Vampire warrior Selene and her werewolf lover trace the origins of the ancient feud between their races. Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman, Tony Curran, Derek Jacobi. (2:00) (AL, AS, GV, N) SYFY March 1 1:30a, IFC-E March 3 9:30a, 4:30p; 8 2:30p, 11p; 9 3:30a; 14 5p, 9:30p; 25 5p; 26 8:30a; 29 5p; 30 5:45a Underworld: Rise of the Lycans 55 (’09, Fantasy) Lucian and Sonja, his vampire lover, rally the Lycans against their cruel enslavement at the hands of Viktor, the vampire king. Michael Sheen, Bill Nighy, Rhona Mitra, Steven Mackintosh. (2:00) (AS, GV) SYFY March 11 4:30p; 12 2:29p

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Undisputed 556 (’02, Drama) A gangster arranges a boxing match between the heavyweight champion, jailed for rape, and the prison’s best fighter. Wesley Snipes, Ving Rhames, Peter Falk, Michael Rooker. (R, 1:34) (AL) EACTN March 14 1:33a, 11:50p Unexpected Uncle 55 (’41, Comedy) A lingerie salesgirl’s supposed uncle guides her romance with a tycoon. Anne Shirley, James Craig, Charles Coburn, Ernest Truex. 9 (NR, 1:07) TCM March 6 12:45p Unfaithful 555 (’02, Drama) A man becomes increasingly distraught after he discovers his wife is having an affair with a Frenchman. Richard

Gere, Diane Lane, Olivier Martinez, Erik Per Sullivan. (R, 2:04) (AL, AS, N, V) ESUSP March 4 6:51a, 3:32p; 10 9:29a, 6:53p

Universal Soldier 55 (’92, Science Fiction) Dead soldiers from the ’60s surface in the ’90s as high-tech warriors reanimated by the U.S. government. Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren, Ally Walker, Ed O’Ross. (1:45) (AL, AS, BN, GV) HDMOV March 8 6p; 9 8:25a; 21 4:15p; 22 1:40a, 4:15p; 23 1:40a; 27 7:45p, 11:15p; 31 11:05p Universal Soldier: The Return 56 (’99, Science Fiction) Former soldier Luc Deveraux, now a government adviser, must help stop new soldiers being controlled by a supercomputer gone haywire. Jean-Claude Van Damme, Michael Jai White, Heidi Schanz, Xander Berkeley. (R, 1:22) (AL, AS, N, V) ESUSP March 16 12:25p; 17 3:42a, EACTN March 1 7:53a Unleashing Mr. Darcy (’16, Romance) When Elizabeth decides to show her dog in competition, she clashes with the arrogant, complicated judge Donovan Darcy. Ryan Paevey, Cindy Busby, Frances Fisher, Elizabeth McLaughlin. (2:00) HALL March 2 8p; 11 3p Unstable (’12, Suspense) Disturbing incidents unfold after a divorcee befriends a charismatic ex-soccer star and hires him to take care of her young son. Ashley Scott, Ivan Sergei, George Newbern, Max Charles. (2:00) (AS, V) LIFEMOV March 4 6a Unstoppable 555 (’10, Action) When an unmanned locomotive roars out of control, two railroad employees must find a way to bring it to a halt before it crashes and spills its toxic cargo. Denzel Washington, Chris Pine, Rosario Dawson, Kevin Dunn. (2:00) (AL, AS) TNT March 6 1p

Unsullied (’14, Suspense) Held captive in an isolated cabin, a track star escapes into the Florida wilderness and fights for survival against the two men who kidnapped her. Murray Gray, Rusty Joiner, James Gaudioso, Erin Boyes. (R, 1:33) (AL, AS, R, V) EACTN March 6 3:02a; 21 1:32a Untamed Heart 555 (’93, Romance) A Minneapolis waitress falls for a shy busboy who thinks his heart came from a baboon king. Chris-

tian Slater, Marisa Tomei, Rosie Perez, Kyle Secor. (1:45) (AL, AS, R, V) MPLEX March 5 7:33a, 8:52p; 18 7:43a, 7:12p; 27 12:31a, 1:40p; 31 1:31a, 5p

Unwanted Guest (’16, Suspense) With nowhere to go for winter break, Amy is invited to spend time with her friend Christine’s family. What begins as a nice bonding experience soon turns into a nightmare as Amy begins to lash out at her welcoming hosts. Kate Mansi, Beth Littleford, Catherine Carlen, J. Ferguson. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 17 2p; 24 2p Up 5556 (’09, Children’s) Animated. A 78-yearold balloon salesman ties thousands of balloons to his house and flies to South America, but discovers too late a young stowaway aboard. Voices of Ed Asner, Christopher Plummer, Jordan Nagai, Bob Peterson. (2:05) (AS) FREEFM March 30 6:25p; 31 3:05p

Urge (’15, Suspense) An island getaway turns deadly when a mysterious nightclub owner introduces a group of friends to a drug that can’t be taken more than one time. Justin Chatwin, Ashley Greene, Alexis Knapp, Bar Paly. (1:35) EPIX March 13 1:15p

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The Usual Suspects 5556 (’95, Suspense) A detective questions a con man about his relationships with assorted criminals and their link to a ship explosion. Stephen Baldwin, Gabriel Byrne, Chazz Palminteri, Kevin Pollak. (R, 1:45) (AL, V) ENCR-W March 12 11:11p; 13 1:54p; 27 3:40p; 28 12:59a, ESUSP March 18 5:09p; 21 1:56p; 31 5:22p

V Vacancy 556 (’07, Suspense) While stranded at a remote motel, a couple discover hidden cameras in their room and learn they are to be the stars of a snuff film. Luke Wilson, Kate Beckinsale, Frank Whaley, Ethan Embry. (R, 1:25) (AL, AS, BN, GV) EACTN March 14 10:40a, 5:42p, IPLEX March 18 12:27p Vacation 55 (’15, Comedy) Following in his father’s footsteps, Rusty Griswold takes his wife and two sons on a cross-country road trip to America’s favorite fun park, Walley World. Ed Helms, Christina Applegate, Skyler Gisondo, Steele Stebbins. (2:00) (AL, AS, N) TBS March 30 7p, TNT March 13 6p

Valdez Is Coming 556 (’71, Western) A Mexican-American lawman gets even with a Southwestern rancher for leaving him to die in the desert. Burt Lancaster, Susan Clark, Jon Cypher, Barton Heyman. (PG-13, 1:30) (AL, BN, V) EWESTN March 1 12:56a, RPLEX March 11 5:57a; 22 11:59p Valentine Ever After (’16, Romance) A woman finds love and her true calling in life while performing community service for her involvement in a bar brawl. Autumn Reeser, Eric Johnson, Vanessa Matsui, Damon Runyan. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 6 4p Valkyrie 556 (’08, Historical Drama) Fearing that Hitler will destroy his beloved Germany, Col. Claus von Stauffenberg joins a group of high-ranking men who are plotting to assassinate him. Tom Cruise, Kenneth Branagh, Bill Nighy, Tom Wilkinson. (PG-13, 2:00) (AL, V) ECLASS March 21 1:55a, 10:11p, ESUSP March 15 8:51a, 6:57p; 16 5:28a The Valley of Decision 555 (’45, Drama) A steel tycoon’s son loves the family maid, an Irish steelworker’s daughter, in late-1800s Pittsburgh. Greer Garson, Gregory Peck, Donald Crisp, Lionel Barrymore. 9 (NR, 1:58) TCM March 6 10:30a

Valley of the Giants 556 (’38, Action) A lumberman and a gambling-house woman thwart Easterners eyeing the California redwoods. Wayne Morris, Claire Trevor, Frank McHugh (NR, 1:19) TCM March 16 7:15a Vampire in Brooklyn 55 (’95, Comedy) A Caribbean vampire seeks the half-vampire, half-human New York homicide detective destined to be his bride. Eddie Murphy, Angela Bassett, Allen Payne, Kadeem Hardison. (1:45) (AL, V) FLIX-W March 29 5:45p Van Helsing 556 (’04, Fantasy) A monster-hunter joins forces with a beautiful woman to battle Dracula and otherworldly creatures in Transylvania. Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsale, Richard Roxburgh, David Wenham. (3:00) (AS, V) PARMT March 4 1a Vanilla Sky 55 (’01, Suspense) A wealthy womanizer has trouble distinguishing dreams from reality after a car accident leaves him disfigured. Tom Cruise, Penélope Cruz, Cameron Diaz, Kurt Russell. (2:15) (AL, AS) FLIX-W March 7 10:15p; 9 9:45a, 5:30p; 13 7:30p; 18 3:30p; 19 1a; 24 4p; 30 3:35p Vegas Vacation 56 (’97, Comedy) Clark and Ellen Griswold’s disastrous family outing includes a visit with boorish Cousin Eddie. Chevy Chase, Beverly D’Angelo, Randy Quaid, Ethan Embry. (2:00) (AL, AS) FREEFM March 29 12a Venom 56 (’05, Horror) Resurrected as a killer, a gas station owner terrorizes a group of teenagers in the swamps of Louisiana. Agnes Bruckner, Jonathan Jackson, Laura Ramsey, D.J. Cotrona. (R, 1:26) (AL, AS, GV) EBLACK March 9 9:19a; 10 3:46a; 20

MOVIES 3:05p, 11:10p, ESUSP March 15 12:24a, 9p; 27 8:27a; 28 5:04a Venus and Serena 555 (’12, Documentary) Filmmakers Maiken Baird and Michelle Major follow sisters and tennis champions Venus and Serena Williams on and off the courts as both battle health problems and media controversy. (PG-13, 1:40) (AL, AS) EBLACK March 11 6:49a; 16 8:58a; 17 4:59a; 26 4:27p VERTIGO 5555 (’58, Suspense) A former San Francisco detective who dreads heights falls for a woman he is hired to protect. James Stewart, Kim Novak, Barbara Bel Geddes, Tom Helmore. (PG, 2:08) (AS, V) ECLASS March 3 4:51a, 4:47p, ESUSP March 8 8:10a; 12 6:51a; 18 7:25a Very Bad Things 56 (’98, Drama) An accidental death leads to escalating violence and immorality for a bride, a bridegroom and their friends. Christian Slater, Cameron Diaz, Daniel Stern, Jeanne Tripplehorn. (1:45) (AL, AS, GV) HDMOV March 12 11:20p; 17 11:15a; 28 12:15p A VERY BRADY SEQUEL 556 (’96, Comedy) Mike, Carol and the TV-series Bradys embrace a criminal claiming to be Carol’s believed-dead first husband. Shelley Long, Gary Cole, Tim Matheson, Christopher Daniel Barnes. (2:00) (AS) FREEFM March 7 12a

Very, Very Valentine (’18, Comedy) When Helen, a kind hearted and shy florist, meets the perfect man at a Valentine’s masquerade ball, she enlists the help of her best friend Henry to track him down, only to find that her perfect man may already be right in front of her. Danica McKellar, Cameron Mathison, Damon Runyan (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 8 4p Victim 555 (’61, Suspense) A prominent London barrister sets out to learn the identity of a blackmailer who preys on homosexuals. Dirk Bogarde, Sylvia Sims, Dennis Price, Nigel Stock. 9 (NR, 1:40) TCM March 20 10:15a

Videodrome 556 (’83, Horror) A programmer at a TV station that specializes in adult entertainment searches for the producers of a dangerous and bizarre broadcast. James Woods, Deborah Harry, Sonja Smits, Peter Dvorsky. (R, 1:30) (AL, AS, GV, N) ESUSP March 1 9p; 30 3:50p; 31 2:44a Vital Signs 55 (’90, Drama) Third-year medical students fall in love while striving for honors and their dean’s approval. Adrian Pasdar, Diane Lane, Jimmy Smits, Norma Aleandro. (1:46) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 14 12:35a; 29 7:38a VIVA ZAPATA! 5555 (’52, Biography) Mexican peasant Emiliano Zapata and his brother lead an agrarian revolution. Marlon Brando, Jean Peters, Anthony Quinn, Joseph Wiseman. 9 (NR, 1:53) TCM March 10 11a

W Waco The standoff at the compound comes to a tragic end. (TV14, 1:00) (Part 6 of 6) PARMT March 1 1a Waco: Madman or Messiah Followers from around the world travel to Mount Carmel to hear the teachings of David Koresh. (TV14, 2:00) (Part 1 of 2) A&E March 3 12p Waco: Madman or Messiah FBI negotiators attempt to get David Koresh to release the women and children inside the compound. (TV14, 2:00) (Part 2 of 2) A&E March 3 2p Wagon Master 555 (’50, Western) A horse trader and his partner are hired to guide a Mormon elder’s wagon train. Ben Johnson, Joanne Dru, Ward Bond, Harry Carey Jr. 9 (NR, 1:26) TCM March 27 5p A Walk Among the Tombstones 556 (’14, Crime Drama) A private detective agrees to help a drug trafficker find the people who

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Walk the Line 555 (’05, Biography) Johnny Cash forms an enduring bond with June Carter and struggles with drug addiction on the way to music stardom. Joaquin Phoenix, Reese Witherspoon, Ginnifer Goodwin, Robert Patrick. (PG-13, 2:16) (AL, AS) ENCR-W March 2 11:27a, 6:42p; 19 9:18a, ECLASS March 8 3:22a, 7:50p; 26 4:11a; 28 12:27p; 29 2:10a A Walk to Remember 55 (’02, Romance) Forced to tutor students at a school, a young delinquent falls for a minister’s daughter. Shane West, Mandy Moore, Peter Coyote, Daryl Hannah. (2:00) (AL, AS) FREEFM March 12 12a; 21 12a

Walkabout 555 (’71, Adventure) A lost teenager and her little brother meet an Aborigine teen in the Outback. Jenny Agutter, Lucien John, David Gulpilil, John Meillon. (GP, 1:40) TCM March 31 12:45a The Walking Dead 556 (’95, War) A sergeant leads four Marines on their last mission: to evacuate a POW camp in 1972 Vietnam. Allen Payne, Eddie Griffin, Joe Morton, Vonte Sweet. (R, 1:29) (AL, AS, GV) EBLACK March 3 2:48a; 9 4:25p; 14 1:45p; 26 5:03a, EACTN March 22 1:30a WALKING TALL 556 (’73, Crime Drama) Tennessee Sheriff Buford Pusser carries a big stick after thugs beat him up and kill his wife. Joe Don Baker, Elizabeth Hartman, Gene Evans, Noah Beery Jr. (R, 2:05) (AL, AS, V) RPLEX March 8 4:11p; 18 10:16p; 28 4:55a, 12:24p, EACTN March 2 11:49a, 8:53p; 12 8:53p; 13 3:46p; 24 1:31a, 8:50a, 5:53p

Walking the Dog (’17, Romance-Comedy) Rival lawyers battle each other in court as their respective dogs fall madly in love, bringing their guardians together at every turn until they reluctantly realize it may not just be the pups who are each other’s true Valentine. Jennifer Finnigan, Sam Page, Lini Evans, Peter Benson. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 14 4p; 31 1p Walking the Halls (’12, Drama) A woman learns that her daughter and a group of cheerleaders moonlight as escorts for wealthy men.

Jamie Luner, Al Sapienza, Caitlin Thompson, Marie Avgeropoulos. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 12 10a WALL-E 5555 (’08, Children’s) Animated.

After years of tidying up an Earth devoid of humanity, a robot janitor meets a mechanical scout and chases her across the galaxy. Voice of

Ben Burtt, Voice of Elissa Knight, Voice of Jeff Garlin, Fred Willard. (G, 1:37) ENCR-W March 6 5:36a, 9p; 30 7:19p, EFAMLY March 10 7p; 11 7:33a, 1:44p; 15 7:59p; 16 6:55a, 4:48p; 21 5:37a, 11:47a, 6:20p; 27 6:56a, 1:20p

Walled In 55 (’09, Suspense) While supervising the destruction of an apartment house, Sam learns that the building used to house a serial killer who entombed his victims in the walls, and his victims are said to still harass the residents. Mischa Barton, Cameron Bright, Deborah Kara Unger, Pascal Greggory. (R, 1:32) (AS, V) EBLACK March 4 4:23p; 12 6:23a, 3:06p; 23 8:11a

The Walls of Malapaga 555 (’50, Drama) A Frenchman hides in postwar Genoa with a waitress and her daughter. Jean Gabin, Isa Miranda, Vera Talchi 9 (NR, 1:31) TCM March 25 11p Wanda Nevada 55 (’79, Western) A gambler in the modern West wins an orphan in a poker game and takes her on a Grand Canyon gold hunt. Peter Fonda, Brooke Shields, Fiona Lewis, Luke Askew. (PG, 1:45) (AL, AS) EWESTN March 3 4:02p; 4 1:26a; 29 12:11p; 30 3:09a, MPLEX March 13 3:24a, 1:06p; 18 11:03p; 19 10a Wanderlust 556 (’12, Comedy) Overstressed New Yorkers think they’ve found the answer to their problems when they join a counterculture

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Paul Rudd, Jennifer Aniston, Justin Theroux, Malin Akerman. (2:00) (AL, AS, N) TNT March 1 1a

War of the Gargantuas 56 (’66, Science Fiction) Two apelike brothers stomp around Tokyo; an American scientist and his helper advise. Russ Tamblyn, Kumi Mizuno, Kenji Sahara, Kipp Hamilton. (G, 1:33) EACTN March 13 7:23a, RPLEX March 21 6:30p; 27 10:23a; 31 5:15a War of the Worlds 555 (’05, Science Fiction) A New Jersey man and his two children face an epic battle for survival when hostile aliens invade Earth. Tom Cruise, Dakota Fanning, Miranda Otto, Justin Chatwin. (2:30) (AS, V) TNT March 26 1:30a Warlock 555 (’59, Western) After ridding a town of outlaws, a gunslinger is challenged by one of the men who helped him. Richard Widmark, Henry Fonda, Anthony Quinn, Dorothy Malone. (2:04) RPLEX March 9 12:57a; 24 11:41p; 25 11:20a, EWESTN March 18 10:43a, 11:57p The Warriors 555 (’79, Action) Gang members blamed for the murder of a charismatic street leader are forced to fight their way back to their turf. Michael Beck, James Remar, Dorsey Wright, Brian Tyler. (1:35) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 8 9:45p; 9 6:25p; 27 1:05a The Watch 56 (’12, Comedy) Four members of a neighborhood watch group discover that their town has become overrun with aliens posing as ordinary suburbanites. Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, Richard Ayoade. (2:00) (AL, AS, SSC, V) FXX March 19 10:30a, 9p The Water Diviner 556 (’14, Historical Drama) Four years after the Battle of Gallipoli in World War I, an Australian farmer travels to Turkey to scour the battlefield for the bodies of his three missing sons. Russell Crowe, Olga Kurylenko, Yilmaz Erdogan, Cem Yilmaz. (R, 1:52) (AS, V) SUND March 4 5a The Waterboy 56 (’98, Comedy) A water boy’s temper tantrums spur an addled football coach to sign him on as defensive tackle. Adam Sandler, Kathy Bates, Henry Winkler, Fairuza Balk. (2:00) (AL, AS) COM March 11 9p, 11p; 24 4:30p, 11p, FREEFM March 1 6p; 2 12a; 5 12a, 6:30p

Waterloo Bridge 555 (’40, Romance) A ballet dancer and a British officer cross stars on the eve of World War I. Vivien Leigh, Robert Taylor, Lucile Watson, C. Aubrey Smith. 9 (NR, 1:43) TCM March 22 9a Way Back Home 56 (’32, Drama) A taffy pull, a barn dance and other situations call for a singing preacher with a goatee. Phillips Lord, Effie Palmer, Bette Davis, Frank Albertson. 9 (NR, 1:21) TCM March 8 11a Way of the Dragon 556 (’72, Action) An Asian in Rome uses whirling “nunchakus” on a gang and fights a karate champ in the coliseum. Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Nora Miao, Ping Ou Wei. (R, 1:31) (AS, V) EACTN March 5 6:30a, 5:16p; 6 1:20a; 17 10:26a, 8p; 30 9:12a, 4:06p, 11:50p, RPLEX March 22 6:08a, 6:18p; 27 12:02a, 4:45p

The Way We Were 5556 (’73, Romance) A leftist and a writer meet in college, and their love spans the 1930s and ’50s. Barbra Streisand, Robert Redford, Bradford Dillman, Murray Hamilton. (2:00) (AL, AS) HDMOV March 4 1p; 5 12a; 19 8:20p; 20 2:35a, 3a; 29 8:20a, TCM March 21 7:15p The Way West 55 (’67, Western) Missouri pioneers take the Oregon Trail through rough terrain and Indian country. Kirk Douglas, Robert Mitchum, Richard Widmark, Lola Albright. (2:05) HDMOV March 8 11p; 14 3a; 18 6:50a Wayne’s World 556 (’92, Comedy) Metal-head friends Wayne and Garth sell their basement cable-access TV show to a city slicker.

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MOVIES Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Rob Lowe, Tia Carrere. (2:00) (AL, AS) COM March 2 9p; 3 5:50p

We Bought a Zoo 556 (’11, Children’s) A widower relocates his family to a dilapidated zoo and, with the help of its eclectic staff, works to restore the facility to its former glory. Matt Damon, Scarlett Johansson, Thomas Haden Church, Patrick Fugit. (PG, 2:04) (AL, AS) FXM March 11 2:30p; 22 2:30p, 9:30p, FXX March 15 12p; 16 8a

We Have Your Husband (’11, Docudrama) After her husband Eduardo is kidnapped near their ranch in Mexico, Jayne has to raise enough money to ransom him back. Teri Polo, Esai Morales, Olivia d’Abo, Nicholas Gonzalez. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 10 6a We Own the Night 556 (’07, Crime Drama) As the NYPD wages war on drugs, a nightclub manager whose brother is a cop tries to remain neutral. Joaquin Phoenix, Mark Wahlberg, Eva Mendes, Robert Duvall. (R, 1:58) (AL, AS, BN, GV) ESUSP March 10 1:20p, EACTN March 6 1:56p, 9p; 7 10:13a; 16 6:15a, 4:33p We Were Soldiers 555 (’02, War) A lieutenant colonel and approximately 400 U.S. troops battle 2,000 North Vietnamese in 1965. Mel Gibson, Madeleine Stowe, Greg Kinnear, Sam Elliott. (2:30) (AL, GV) FLIX-W March 24 8p

Web Cam Girls (’17, Drama) A woman tracks down the predator who has been kidnapping cam girls, including her cousin. Arianne Zucker, Sedona Legge, Lorynn York, Stephen Graybill. (2:00) (AS) LIFE March 10 6p, LIFEMOV March 22 8p; 23 12a Wedding Bells (’16, Romance) When they’re asked to be best man and maid of honor at a friend’s wedding, two commitment phobic professionals never expect that they’re about to get a romance of their own. Danica McKellar, Kavan Smith, Bruce Boxleitner, Tammy Gillis. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 10 3p; 23 6p The Wedding March (’16, Romance) A singer realizes he’s been booked to perform at his college sweetheart’s wedding. Jack Wagner, Josie Bissett, Cameron Bancroft, Shay Halverson. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 8 2p; 24 1p Wedding March 3: Here Comes the Bride (’18, Comedy) It’s a full Valentine’s Day weekend at the inn when Olivia and Mick host their families. Things get chaotic when Mick’s sister decides to have her wedding at the inn that weekend and Mick’s daughter announces plans to drop out of college. Jack Wagner, Josie Bissett. (2:00) HALL March 18 9a The Wedding Plan 555 (’16, Romance-Comedy) After her fiance calls off their wedding a month before the ceremony, a woman decides to keep the reservation and trusts God will provide her with a husband. Noa Koler, Amos Tamam, Oz Zehavi, Irit Sheleg. (1:55) (AS) EPIX March 2 12:25p; 12 11:45a; 23 1:15a; 27 10:25a The Wedding Planner 55 (’01, Romance-Comedy) A lonely organizer falls for an engaged pediatrician while coordinating his wedding and reception. Jennifer Lopez, Matthew McConaughey, Bridgette Wilson-Sampras, Justin Chambers. (2:00) (AL) LIFE March 11 2p; 26 7p

Wedding Planner Mystery (’14, Mystery) A wedding planner turns amateur sleuth when she investigates a suspicious death and the kidnapping of a bride. Erica Durance, Andrew W. Walker, Brandon Beemer, Chelan Simmons. (2:00) HALLMV March 25 9a The Wedding Ringer 55 (’15, Comedy) A socially awkward groom begins an unexpected bromance with the guy he hired to pose as his best man at his upcoming nuptials. Kevin Hart,

A Wedding to Die For (’17, Crime Drama) Pastry chef Helena poisons men who don’t meet her high standards. Her fiancé Charlie has nothing to worry about, at least until his sister Becca becomes suspicious of Helena’s culinary killing past. Brittany Underwood, Charlene Amoia, Peter Johnson, Kathryn Leigh Scott. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 23 10p; 24 2a Weekend at Bernie’s 55 (’89, Comedy) Two guys party with their bumped-off boss at his Long Island beach house, and no one notices. Andrew McCarthy, Jonathan Silverman, Terry Kiser, Catherine Mary Stewart. (2:30) (AL, AS) AMC March 14 10:15p; 15 3p

Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins 556 (’08, Comedy) Determined to prove to his family how much he has changed, a talk-show star returns to his small Southern hometown for his parents’ anniversary. Martin Lawrence, James Earl Jones, Margaret Avery, Joy Bryant. (2:00) (AL, AS) USA March 24 10a Wells Fargo 555 (’37, Western) Ramsey McCay, a troubleshooter for the newly formed Wells Fargo company, maintains smooth routes to the west. He becomes separated from his wife during the Civil War until they reunite during the company’s 20th anniversary. Joel McCrea, Frances Dee, Lloyd Nolan, Bob Burns. 9 (NR, 1:55) EWESTN March 9 8:28a; 10 12:27a; 25 4:36p; 26 2:06a We’re the Millers 55 (’13, Comedy) Indebted to a big-time drug lord, a pot dealer travels to Mexico with a fake family and a camper to pick up a large shipment and smuggle it into the U.S. Jennifer Aniston, Jason Sudeikis, Will Poulter, Emma Roberts. (2:30) (AL, AS, N) TBS March 25 6:30p, TNT March 12 6:30p

West of the Divide 55 (’34, Western) Ted and Dusty infiltrate a band of outlaws to get close to Mr. Gentry, the man who murdered Ted’s father. John Wayne, Virginia Brown Faire, Lloyd Whitlock, George “Gabby” Hayes. 9 (NR, :54) EWESTN March 14 3:07a

West to Glory 56 (’47, Western) Eddie Dean and his partner protect a valuable diamond from crooks. Eddie falls into a game of cat and mouse with the beautiful and dangerous Maria, who may have her eyes on the diamond as well. Eddie Dean, Roscoe Ates, Dolores Castle, Gregg Barton. 9 (NR, 1:01) EWESTN March 10 8:55a The Wet Parade 556 (’32, Drama) Alcohol and Prohibition catch up to the patriarchs of two families, North and South. Walter Huston, Lewis Stone, Dorothy Jordan, Neil Hamilton. 9 (NR, 2:00) TCM March 8 5a What a Way to Go! 555 (’64, Comedy) An eccentric widow tells her analyst about her many husbands, who died and left her rich.

Shirley MacLaine, Paul Newman, Robert Mitchum, Dean Martin. (NR, 1:51) (AS) FXM March 1 5:35a; 2 4:15a; 23 4:30a

What About Bob? 555 (’91, Comedy) A patient follows a pop psychiatrist on his vacation and annoys him while charming his family.

Bill Murray, Richard Dreyfuss, Julie Hagerty, Charlie Korsmo. (1:45) (AL, AS) FLIX-W March 4 3p; 5 2:15a; 6 6:15p; 10 9:15a; 11 4:45a; 16 7a, 11p; 21 9:15a, 8p; 29 10:30a

What’s Eating Gilbert Grape 556 (’93, Comedy-Drama) A self-sacrificing grocery worker is pushed to the breaking point by the constant demands of his dysfunctional family. Johnny Depp,

Juliette Lewis, Mary Steenburgen, Leonardo DiCaprio. (2:00) (AL, AS) EFAMLY March 27 10:53p, IPLEX March 3 9:50a, 11:22p, MPLEX March 7 8:48a, 6:38p; 11 4a, 5p

What’s Love Got to Do With It 555 (’93, Biography) Anna Mae Bullock meets singer/ songwriter Ike Turner and goes into show business under the stage name Tina. Angela Bassett, Laurence Fishburne, Vanessa Bell Calloway, Jenifer Lewis. (3:00) (AL, AS, R, V) BET March 14 11p; 15 7p

When Husbands Cheat 55 (’98, Drama) A woman becomes a detective, then uses her skills All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.

Josh Gad, Affion Crockett, Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting. (2:00) (AL, AS, BN) USA March 7 7p, 9p; 24 2p

to check her policeman husband’s fidelity. Patricia

Kalember, Tom Irwin, Brenda Vaccaro, Gina Clayton. (TVPG, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 16 2p

When in Rome 56 (’10, Romance-Comedy) Magic coins bring an assortment of odd suitors to a disillusioned woman, but a persistent reporter may hold the promise of real romance. Kristen Bell, Josh Duhamel, Anjelica Huston, Danny DeVito. (2:00) (AS) FREEFM March 1 12a

Where to Invade Next 555 (’15, Documentary) Filmmaker Michael Moore visits various countries, including France, Italy, Germany, Finland and Slovenia, to examine how Europeans view work, education, health care, sex, equality, and other issues. Michael Moore. (2:00) (AL, AS, N, V) EPIX March 16 10:30a Where’s My Baby? (’16, Suspense) A woman begins a frantic search for the daughter that she gave birth to while in a coma. Nicole De Boer, Gina Holden, Lochlyn Munro, Dan Payne. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 9 6p While You Were Sleeping 555 (’95, Romance-Comedy) A lonely Chicago subway clerk falls for the brother of a comatose man she adored from afar. Sandra Bullock, Bill Pullman, Peter Gallagher, Peter Boyle. (1:45) (AL) FLIX-W March 2 7:30a, 6:15p; 11 12:30p, 8p; 17 10:35a; 23 10:30a, 9:45p; 28 11a, 6:15p Whiskey Tango Foxtrot 556 (’16, Comedy-Drama) In 2002, cable news producer Kim Barker shakes up her routine by covering the war in Kabul, Afghanistan. Tina Fey, Margot Robbie, Martin Freeman, Alfred Molina. (1:55) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 8 11:20p; 9 7:50a, 4:30p Whisper (’07, Horror) A desperate kidnapper and his associates learn that the boy they are holding for ransom may have a devilish streak. Josh Holloway, Blake Woodruff, Joel Edgerton, Sarah Wayne Callies. (R, 1:35) (AS, V) ESUSP March 30 2:08a

Whispering Smith 555 (’48, Western) A railroad detective learns his ex-sweetheart’s husband has joined a train robber’s gang. Alan Ladd, Robert Preston, Donald Crisp, Brenda Marshall. (NR, 1:28) EWESTN March 3 12:27p; 18 7:28a; 27 12:30p; 28 12:47a

The White Buffalo 55 (’77, Western) Wild Bill Hickok and Chief Crazy Horse hunt a legendary white bison. Charles Bronson, Jack Warden, Will Sampson, Kim Novak. (1:40) (AL, V) HDMOV March 16 7:15a; 25 12:15p; 31 7a White Feather 556 (’55, Western) A government surveyor and an Indian girl try to stop a war between the cavalry and the Cheyenne. Robert Wagner, Debra Paget, Jeffrey Hunter, John Lund. (NR, 1:42) FXM March 9 5:50a; 10 5a

White Heat 5556 (’49, Crime Drama) A brave federal agent poses as a thug to infiltrate psychopathic hoodlum Cody Jarrett’s gang of thieves. James Cagney, Virginia Mayo, Edmond O’Brien, Margaret Wycherly. 9 (NR, 1:54) TCM March 20 2:30a White House Down 55 (’13, Action) While on a tour of the White House with his young daughter, a police officer springs into action to save his child and the president from a heavily armed group of paramilitary invaders. Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jason Clarke. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) FX March 17 5p; 18 2p

White Men Can’t Jump 555 (’92, Comedy) Two basketball hustlers, black and white, count on racial myth to cash in on street games. Wesley Snipes, Woody Harrelson, Rosie Perez, Tyra Ferrell. (2:30) (AL, AS, BN, MV) VH1 March 10 2:30a, 12p

White Noise 2: The Light (’07, Horror) After nearly being killed along with his family, a man recovers and realizes that he can sense when someone is about to die. Nathan Fillion, Katee Sackhoff, Ed Anders, Joshua Ballard. (PG-13, 1:39) (AL, AS, V) ESUSP March 16 10:44a White Zombie 555 (’32, Horror) A voodoo master of sugar-mill zombies holds another man’s bride in his Haitian castle. Bela Lugosi, Madge Bellamy, Robert Frazer, Joseph Cawthorn. 9 (NR, 1:07) TCM March 12 3a

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT 5555 (’88, Comedy) Live action/animated. In a world where cartoons coexist with humans, a private eye tries to clear a long-eared fugitive of murder charges. Bob Hoskins, Christopher Lloyd, Joanna Cassidy, Stubby Kaye. (2:30) (MV) OVATN March 8 9p; 9 9a; 23 1:30p; 24 11a Who Is Clark Rockefeller? (’10, Docudrama) German con artist Christian Karl Gerhartsreiter poses as a member of the Rockefeller family. Eric McCormack, Sherry Stringfield, Regina Taylor, Emily Alyn Lind. (TVPG, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 27 8a Who Killed JonBenét? (’16, Docudrama) Police investigate the murder of JonBenét Ramsey, a 6-year-old beauty queen who was found beaten and strangled in the basement of her Boulder, Colo., home on Dec. 26, 1996. Eion Bailey, Michel Gill, Julia Campbell, Payton Lepinski. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 27 2p

Who Killed My Husband? (’16, Mystery) A widowed police officer goes under cover to solve the same case that got her husband killed. Andrea Bowen, Yasmeene Ball, Jim Thorburn, Chad Krowchuk. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 29 8p; 30 12a

The Whole Town’s Talking 55 (’35, Comedy) A bookkeeper learns he looks just like a gangster whom police plan to shoot on sight. Edward G. Robinson, Jean Arthur, Arthur Hohl, Wallace Ford. 9 (NR, 1:35) TCM March 9 5p

The Whole Truth 55 (’16, Crime Drama) A defense attorney tries to get his teenage client acquitted for the murder of his father. Keanu

Reeves, Renée Zellweger, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Gabriel Basso. (1:35) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 7 9:05a; 27

1:40p WHO’S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF? 5555 (’66, Drama) A professor and his wife drink and verbally assault each other in front of a younger couple, their dinner guests. Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton, George Segal, Sandy Dennis. 9 (NR, 2:09) (AS) TCM March 23 9:15p

Why Did I Get Married? 556 (’07, Comedy-Drama) Revelations of infidelity and other secrets force eight married friends to take a hard look at issues of commitment, betrayal and forgiveness. Tyler Perry, Janet Jackson, Jill Scott, Sharon Leal. (2:30) (AL, AS) TNT March 17 9a, 10p Why Stop Now? 56 (’12, Comedy-Drama) Scoring drugs for his addict mother is but one of a piano prodigy’s problems as he tries to get his family’s affairs in order before he heads out to an important audition. Jesse Eisenberg, Melissa Leo, Tracy Morgan, Emma Rayne Lyle. (R, 1:27) (AL, AS) IFC-E March 13 6:45a; 22 8:15a; 23 12:45a Wicked Moms Club (’17, Drama) A mother must take down a group of bullying PTA moms before they destroy her life. Jessica Blackmore, Virginia Tucker, Ashley Wood, Adam Atherton. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 3 10p; 4 2a Wicker Park 55 (’04, Suspense) An engaged man searches obsessively for his former lover who disappeared two years earlier. Josh Hartnett, Rose Byrne, Matthew Lillard, Diane Kruger. (1:57) (AL, AS) IPLEX March 10 7:24a, 3:09p, 10:48p; 25 3:39p; 26 12:13a Widow on the Hill 5 (’05, Drama) The daughter of a wealthy landowner suspects that her father’s new wife married and murdered him for his money. Natasha Henstridge, James Brolin, Jewel Staite, Roman Podhora. (TVPG, 2:00) LIFEMOV March 5 12p The Widower Claire Morris confronts her new husband, Malcolm Webster. (TVPG, 1:00) (Part 1 of 3) PBS March 11 8p; 12 12a; 13 2a The Widower Malcolm returns to Scotland and reinvents himself. (TVPG, 1:00) (Part 2 of 3) PBS March 11 9p; 12 1a; 13 3a The Widower DS Henry is being thwarted at every step. (TVPG, 1:00) (Part 3 of 3) PBS March 11 10p; 12 2a; 13 4a Wild 555 (’14, Biography) Driven to the edge by the dissolution of her marriage and the death of her mother, a woman undertakes a solo hike

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of more than 1,000 miles along the Pacific Crest Trail. Reese Witherspoon, Laura Dern, Thomas Sadoski, Michiel Huisman. (R, 1:55) (AL, AS, N) FXM March 1 2:30p, 10:30p; 10 10p Wild Brazil Forced together during Brazil’s seasonal extremes, some of the most diverse and elusive creatures, such as jaguars and caimans are among the world’s top predators of the food chain. (TVPG, 2:00) APL-E March 27 9p, APL March 28 12a Wild Hogs 56 (’07, Comedy) Looking for adventure, frustrated suburbanites hit the open road and encounter rough-and-tumble bikers. Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, William H. Macy. (2:00) (AS, V) FX March 2 6p; 3 10:30a

Wild Stallion 55 (’52, Western) Raised by a cowboy at a cavalry fort, an orphan becomes an officer and looks for his long-lost horse. Ben Johnson, Edgar Buchanan, Martha Hyer, Hayden Rorke. (NR, 1:12) TCM March 28 2:30a

Wild Things 556 (’98, Suspense) A Florida policeman investigates when two teens accuse a high-school guidance counselor of rape. Kevin

Bacon, Matt Dillon, Neve Campbell, Theresa Russell. (R, 1:47) (AL, N, SSC, V) ENCR-W March 5 10:59p; 6 3:31p, ESUSP March 10 5:02p; 11 12:59p; 24

12:02a Willard 556 (’71, Horror) Nagged by his mother, bullied by his boss, a young man trains mansion rats to kill for him. Bruce Davison, Ernest Borgnine, Elsa Lanchester (GP, 1:35) (AL, V) TCM March 23 11:45p William Shakespeare’s Romeo & Juliet 555 (’96, Romance) Twentieth-century teenagers fall in love, despite feuding families, in an update of the classic tragedy. Leonardo DiCaprio, Claire Danes, Brian Dennehy, John Leguizamo. (PG13, 2:00) (AS, V) ECLASS March 3 10:47a; 18 2:36a Wimbledon 556 (’04, Romance-Comedy) An English tennis player reinvigorates his game after finding romance with an American counterpart.

Kirsten Dunst, Paul Bettany, Sam Neill, Jon Favreau. (1:41) (AL, AS, N) EFAMLY March 9 1:42a, 9:45p; 15 9:40p; 16 1:21p

Win Win 555 (’11, Comedy-Drama) A struggling attorney becomes an elderly client’s guardian so that he can collect the man’s monthly stipend. Paul Giamatti, Amy Ryan, Bobby Cannavale, Jeffrey Tambor. (R, 1:46) (AL, AS) FXM March 7 10p Winchester ’73 55 (’67, Western) An ex-convict fights his sheriff brother for possession of a prized repeating rifle. Tom Tryon, John Saxon, Dan Duryea, John Drew Barrymore. (NR, 1:37) EWESTN March 4 3:34p, 11:39p; 15 11:45p; 20 8:12p; 21 2:39a; 30 8p; 31 2:33a Wind Chill 55 (’07, Horror) Sharing a ride home for the holidays, two college students become stranded on a stretch of highway haunted by the ghosts of those who died there.

Emily Blunt, Ashton Holmes, Martin Donovan, Chelan Simmons. (R, 1:31) (AS, V) EACTN March 8 3:19a, IPLEX March 21 11a, 10:37p

The Wings of Eagles 555 (’57, Biography) Based on the life of Frank “Spig” Wead, an aviation pioneer whose devotion to the Navy took priority over his family. John Wayne, Maureen O’Hara, Dan Dailey, Ward Bond. (NR, 1:50) TCM March 14 1:30p Winnie the Pooh 555 (’11, Children’s) Animated. Owl mistakenly misleads Pooh and friends into believing that Christopher Robin has been abducted. Voices of Jim Cummings, Bud Luckey, Craig Ferguson, Jack Boulter. (1:10) FREEFM March 17 7a The Winning Team 555 (’52, Biography) Grover Cleveland Alexander becomes one of baseball’s greatest pitchers, with his wife’s support. Doris Day, Ronald Reagan, Frank Lovejoy, Eve Miller. 9 (NR, 1:38) TCM March 29 7a Winter Meeting 556 (’48, Drama) A troubled heiress falls in love with a World War II hero who becomes a priest. Bette Davis, James Davis, Janis Paige 9 (NR, 1:44) TCM March 21 9:30a

MOVIES Winter’s Dream (’18, Romance) When a former ski champion re-enters the competitive world after a 16-year-old downhill racer asks for help, she finds a new love and reawakens an old passion. Dean Cain, Kristy Swanson. (TVG, 2:00) HALL March 3 5p Wisdom 56 (’86, Crime Drama) A young man and his girlfriend become folk heroes for robbing banks and burning farm mortgages. Emilio Estevez, Demi Moore, Tom Skerritt, Veronica Cartwright. (1:52) (AL, AS, BN, V) RPLEX March 4 6a, 10:06p; 13 3:06p, 10:09p; 26 1:17p

Witchcraft 55 (’64, Horror) The descendants of a 17th-century witchfinder try to desecrate the cemetery where their ancestor’s enemies are buried. Lon Chaney Jr., Jack Hedley, Jill Dixon, Viola Keats. 9 (NR, 1:19) FXM March 6 12:30a; 20 8:40a The Wolf of Wall Street 5556 (’13, Biography) New York stockbroker Jordan Belfort, who founded brokerage firm Stratton Oakmont while still in his early 20s, develops habits of wretched excess and corruption. Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill, Margot Robbie, Matthew McConaughey. (R, 2:59) (AL, AS, N, SSC, V) FXM March 3 5:30p, 9:10p The Wolfman 556 (’10, Horror) A nobleman contends with an ancient curse, scouring his childhood homeland for his missing brother, while a bloodthirsty beast prowls the moors. Benicio Del Toro, Anthony Hopkins, Emily Blunt, Hugo Weaving. (2:00) (AS, GV) SYFY March 5 2a; 21 2a, 11:30a

The Wolverine 556 (’13, Action) In Japan and vulnerable for the first time, Wolverine confronts lethal samurai steel and grapples with the ghosts of his own haunted past. Hugh Jackman, Hiroyuki Sanada, Famke Janssen, Will Yun Lee. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) FX March 23 7p; 24 1:30a The Woman in Green 556 (’45, Mystery) Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson follow Moriarty’s trail to a hypnotist called Lydia. Basil Rathbone, Nigel Bruce, Hillary Brooke, Henry Daniell. 9 (1:09) RPLEX March 6 6:33a; 14 2:51a The Woman in Red 556 (’84, Comedy) A married San Francisco public-relations agent sees an ad-campaign model and becomes obsessed with her. Gene Wilder, Kelly LeBrock, Charles Grodin, Gilda Radner. (1:29) (AL, AS, BN) RPLEX March 2 1:02p; 12 4:57a, 1:31p; 17 11:38p; 22 11:10a The Woman in White 5556 (’48, Mystery) Based on the novel by Wilkie Collins. A mansion and its inhabitants are haunted by a strange spell. Eleanor Parker, Alexis Smith, Sydney Greenstreet, Gig Young. 9 (NR, 1:49) TCM March 20 1:30p

A Woman’s Face 555 (’41, Crime Drama) On trial for murder, a woman remembers the life she had before plastic surgery removed a terrible facial scar. Joan Crawford, Melvyn Douglas, Conrad Veidt, Reginald Owen. 9 (NR, 1:46) TCM March 23 6a A Woman’s World 556 (’54, Comedy-Drama) An automobile manufacturer brings three district managers and their wives to New York to evaluate them. Clifton Webb, June Allyson, Van Heflin, Lauren Bacall. (NR, 1:34) FXM March 3 6:45a; 4 3a Woodstock: Three Days of Peace & Music (The Director’s Cut) 5556 (’70, Documentary) Performers at the 1969 outdoor rock concert include Joan Baez, Ten Years After, the Who, Joe Cocker, Arlo Guthrie, Jefferson Airplane, Jimi Hendrix. Richie Havens, Joan Baez, Roger Daltrey, John Entwistle. (3:45) (AL, N) AXSTV March 8 6p, 10p, HDMOV March 1 5:05a, 9p; 20 6:30a The World Is Not Enough 556 (’99, Action) James Bond serves as bodyguard to the daughter of a late friend and faces a villain who is impervious to pain. Pierce Brosnan, Sophie

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WORTH WINNING 55 (’89, Comedy) A TV weatherman’s buddy bets him he cannot talk three women into marriage, and prove it on video. Mark Harmon, Madeleine Stowe, Lesley Ann Warren, Maria Holvoe. (1:45) (AL, AS) RPLEX March 2 6:03a; 7 7:15a; 26 7:13a The Wraith 556 (’86, Action) The mysterious driver of a turbocharged domestic car drag-races an Arizona hot rodder in the desert. Charlie Sheen, Nick Cassavetes, Griffin O’Neal, Randy Quaid. (1:35) (AL, V) EPIX March 14 1:30a Wrath of the Titans 56 (’12, Fantasy) Perseus enlists the aid of Queen Andromeda, Hephaestus and Poseidon’s son to rescue Zeus from the underworld, defeat the Titans and save mankind. Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes, Edgar Ramirez. (2:15) (AS, V) TNT March 26 3p Wreck-It Ralph 5556 (’12, Children’s) Animated. After years of losing to his adversary, an arcade-game character grows tired of always being the bad guy and takes matters into his own hands to finally become a hero. Voices of John C. Reilly, Sarah Silverman, Jack McBrayer, Jane Lynch. (PG, 1:41) (AS, MV) DISN March 24 7p; 25 4:25p

Wrecker (’15, Suspense) A road trip turns into pure terror when two best friends become the target of a psychotic trucker who forces them into a dangerous game of cat-and-mouse. Anna Hutchison, Andrea Whitburn, Jennifer Koenig, Michael Dickson. (1:56) (AL, AS) SYFY March 14

10:34a Wristcutters: A Love Story 556 (’06, Romance-Comedy) In the afterlife, a suicide victim and his friend set out on a road trip to find his ex-girlfriend, who also killed herself. Patrick Fugit, Shannyn Sossamon, Shea Whigham, Leslie Bibb. (1:30) (AL, AS) FLIX-W March 28 12:55p

The Wrong Bed: Naked Pursuit (’17, Drama) In a hotel, Stella wakes up handcuffed to Owen. Messages they left themselves the night before reveal that their lives are in danger. Before they can unravel the truth, they are confronted with the reality of their dangerous situation. Jewel Staite, Corey Sevier. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 5 8a The Wrong Boyfriend (’15, Drama) Adopted by the wealthy Earnshaw family, a troubled teen begins a doomed romance with his new stepsister. Francesca Eastwood, James Caan, Sean Flynn, Rachel Fox. (2:00) (AS) LIFE March 25 12p, LIFEMOV March 20 6p The Wrong Man 555 (’56, Crime Drama) A New York nightclub musician and his wife endure an ordeal of mistaken identity. Henry Fonda, Vera Miles, Anthony Quayle, Harold J. Stone. 9 (NR, 1:45) TCM March 24 3p The Wrong Mother (’17, Suspense) An accident victim’s home nurse is the same woman she used for an in vitro procedure. Now, the woman wants her children back. Vanessa Marcil, Brooke Nevin, Elizabeth Bond, Lisa Long. (2:00) LIFE March 17 6p, LIFEMOV March 19 8p; 20 12a; 31 12p The Wrong Nanny (’17, Suspense) A woman hires a seemingly perfect nanny to help with her twin baby boys, only to discover that the young woman is the daughter she gave up for adoption at birth. Lindsay Hartley, Freya Tingley, Madison Adams, Nicole Bilderback. (2:00) (AS) LIFEMOV March 13 8p; 14 12a Wrong Swipe (’16, Suspense) When Anna has a difficult time getting close to people, her sister creates a dating profile for her online. Anna starts to message a handsome man until she starts getting disturbing messages that a match is close by. Anna Hutchison, Rhys Ward, Karissa Lee Staples, Blake Berris. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 12 12p

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Cable W Wuthering Heights 555 (’39, Romance) Emily Brontë’s gothic heroine Cathy loves stableboy Heathcliff but marries squire Edgar. Merle Oberon, Laurence Olivier, David Niven, Flora Robson. 9 (NR, 1:43) TCM March 28 5:45a

Wyatt Earp’s Revenge (’12, Western) An aged Wyatt Earp reflects on his career as a lawman. Val Kilmer, Shawn Roberts, Matt Dallas, Daniel Booko. (1:36) (AS, V) MPLEX March 8 11:12p; 9 8:25a; 17 5p, 11:59p; 21 1:02a, 7:24a, 3:25p

X X-Men 555 (’00, Action) Professor Xavier leads Wolverine and other superheroes against Magneto, a mutant who would rule humanity.

Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen, Famke Janssen. (PG-13, 1:44) (AS, V) ENCR-W March 24 3:37a, 10:04a, 10:55p; 28 10:43p; 29 9:12a, EBLACK March 5 9:27a, 6:13p; 9 7:33a, 9:21p; 18 3:29a, 11:41a, 8:13p, EACTN March 3 1:42a, 10:27a, 6:13p; 13 10:28a, 5:53p; 14 7:02a; 26

1:45a, 8:28a, 5:32p X-Men: Days of Future Past 555 (’14, Action) The X-Men join forces with their younger selves in order to change the past and save mankind’s future as well as their own. Hugh Jackman, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence. (3:30) (AL, AS, N, V) FX March 23 10p; 24 4:30p

X-MEN: FIRST CLASS 555 (’11, Action) Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr work with other mutants to prevent a nuclear nightmare, but a situation soon tears the close friends apart. James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Rose Byrne, Jennifer Lawrence. (3:15) (AL, AS, BN, V) FREEFM March 3 10:45p; 4 8:30p

X-Men 2 555 (’03, Action) After a mutant-hating militarist named Stryker invades their school, the X-Men must join forces with Magneto to rescue Professor Xavier and neutralize the threat posed by Stryker. Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman, Ian McKellen, Halle Berry. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) AMC March 17 2:30p; 18 1:30a; 19 4p; 20 12:40a XXX 556 (’02, Action) A government agent recruits an athlete to stop an anarchist from using biological and chemical weapons. Vin Diesel, Asia Argento, Marton Csokas, Samuel L. Jackson. (3:00) (AL, AS, V) PARMT March 10 12p, 6p xXx: Return of Xander Cage 55 (’17, Action) Daredevil operative Xander Cage springs into action when four dangerous criminals steal Pandora’s Box, a device that controls every military satellite in the world. Vin Diesel, Donnie Yen, Deepika Padukone, Kris Wu. (1:50) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 4 8p; 5 9a, 2:25p; 31 10:10a, 8p

Y A Yank on the Burma Road 55 (’42, Action) A celebrated New York cabbie is pressed into service for a perilous journey through World War II China. Barry Nelson, Laraine Day, Stuart Crawford, Keye Luke. 9 (NR, 1:05) TCM March 14 9a The Yards 556 (’00, Crime Drama) A friend’s lure of easy money draws an ex-con into the corrupt world of his uncle’s subway-train business. Mark Wahlberg, Joaquin Phoenix, Charlize Theron, James Caan. (1:58) (AL, AS, BN, V) IPLEX March 2 12:54p, 9p; 8 3:30p; 9 12:39a; 17 12p; 26 7:02p; 27 2:18a

Year One 55 (’09, Comedy) Two lazy primitives begin an epic journey through the ancient world after they are banished from their village. Jack Black, Michael Cera, Oliver Platt, David Cross. (PG13, 1:37) (AL, AS, V) ENCR-W March 2 12:37a; 23 4:24a, ECLASS March 17 1:11a, 2:05p

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MOVIES THE YEARLING 5555 (’46, Children’s) A pet deer changes a boy and his parents, pioneering farmers in Florida after the Civil War. Gregory Peck, Jane Wyman, Claude Jarman Jr., Chill Wills. (G, 2:08) TCM March 3 2:30p

Yield to the Night 556 (’56, Crime Drama) In the shadow of her impending execution, an anguished woman recounts the chain of events which drove her to murder. Diana Dors, Yvonne Mitchell, Michael Craig 9 (NR, 1:39) TCM March 30 5p Yogi Bear 56 (’10, Children’s) Live action/ animated. Yogi, Boo Boo and Ranger Smith team up to stop the mayor from closing Jellystone Park and selling it to loggers. Voice of Dan Aykroyd, Voice of Justin Timberlake, Anna Faris, Tom Cavanagh. (1:30) (AS) FREEFM March 18 7a

You Got Served 55 (’04, Drama) Street dancers work together to win a competition worth $50,000 and a spot in a music video. Marques Houston, Omarion Grandberry, Jarell Houston, DeMario Thornton. (3:00) (AS) BET March 9 7p; 10 2p; 16 5p

YOU GOT SERVED: BEAT THE WORLD (’11, Drama) Three dance crews prepare for the International Beat the World competition in Detroit. Tyrone Brown, Mishael Morgan, Ray Johnson, Kristy Flores. (3:00) (AL, AS) BET March 10 8p You Killed My Mother (’17, Suspense) After being told her mother doesn’t qualify for a liver transplant, a disturbed teen attacks and injures a hospital nurse. When she’s released from a mental hospital years later, she seeks revenge on those she blames for her mother’s death.

Bee, Gene McDaniels 9 (NR, 1:11) FXM March 6 4:05a; 7 3a

Z Zee and Co. 55 (’72, Drama) A London architect’s raging wife finally gets even with him for his affair with a widow. Elizabeth Taylor, Michael Caine, Susannah York, Margaret Leighton. (PG, 1:50) (AL, AS, BN) TCM March 16 1:30a ZIEGFELD FOLLIES 5555 (’46, Musical) Showman Flo Ziegfeld looks down from heaven on a dream revue including Gene Kelly and Lucille Ball. William Powell, Judy Garland, Fred Astaire, Lucille Ball. (NR, 1:50) TCM March 22 3p Zodiac 5556 (’07, Crime Drama) Investigators and reporters become obsessed with finding the elusive serial killer terrorizing San Francisco in the late 1960s and ’70s. Jake Gyllenhaal, Mark Ruffalo, Robert Downey Jr., Anthony Edwards. (2:40) (AL, AS, V) EPIX March 7 10p; 8 9:10a, 5:20p; 29 12:05a, 6:45a, 3:15p Zoe Gone (’14, Suspense) A detective tries to help a teenager find her kidnapped baby. Jean Louisa Kelly, Andrea Bowen, Alexandra Holden, Sammi Hanratty. (2:00) LIFEMOV March 9 6a

Zombie Honeymoon 555 (’04, Horror) A woman tries to adapt to the new behavior of her husband after an encounter with a zombie leaves him in a similar state. Tracy Coogan, Graham Sibley, Tonya Cornelisse, David M. Wallace. (1:30) (AL, AS, GV, N) FLIX-W March 14 1:15a; 30 2:30a Zombieland 555 (’09, Comedy) Survivors of a zombie apocalypse use creative means to dispatch the undead as they make their way toward a rumored safe haven in Los Angeles. Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone, Abigail Breslin. (R, 1:27) (AL, AS, GV) ENCR-W March 10 8:30p; 11 11:35a, 5:45p; 14 4:23p, 10:40p; 15 8:53a; 23 9p; 24 4:36p; 29 7:41a, 7:30p; 30 3:40a

Zombies (’18, Adventure) A zombie and a cheerleader work together to show the town of Seabrook what they can achieve when they embrace their differences and celebrate what Carlena Britch, Ashley Jones, Seamus Patterson, makes them a community. Milo Manheim, Meg Noam Jenkins. (2:00) (AS, V) LIFEMOV March 9 Donnelly, Trevor Tordjman, Kylee Russell. (NR, 1:30) 10p; 10 2a; 25 6p DISN March 2 7:15p; 5 4p; 18 7p; 21 4p; 30 9p; Young Bess 5556 (’53, Historical Drama) 31 6:15p Henry VIII’s daughter Elizabeth has a forbidden Zookeeper 56 (’11, Comedy) When their shy romance with naval hero Thomas Seymour. Jean caretaker decides he needs to switch careers to Simmons, Stewart Granger, Charles Laughton, Debofind a woman, zoo animals reveal their secret rah Kerr. (NR, 1:52) TCM March 7 10:15a ability to talk and teach him how to woo the Young Bill Hickok 56 (’40, Western) The ladies. Kevin James, Rosario Dawson, Leslie Bibb, frontier hero sings and saves Civil War gold Ken Jeong. (2:30) (AL, AS) CMT March 18 2:30p, 7:30p with his sidekick. Roy Rogers, George “Gabby” Hayes, Jacqueline Wells, John Miljan. 9 (NR, :59) Zoolander 2 56 (’16, Comedy) A special agent recruits former models Derek Zoolander EWESTN March 24 7:05a and Hansel to save the world’s most beautiful Young Cassidy 5556 (’65, Biography) people from a deadly plot. Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Dublin playwright Sean O’Casey loves a librarian, Will Ferrell, Penélope Cruz. (1:45) (AL, AS, V) EPIX sleeps with a chorus girl and meets Yeats. Rod March 10 10:15p; 11 9:55a, 6:15p Taylor, Maggie Smith, Julie Christie, Flora Robson. Zoom 56 (’06, Children’s) A former superhero (NR, 1:47) TCM March 17 10:45a; 28 2:30p returns to work at a private academy to whip a Young Guns 556 (’88, Western) An English group of ragtag youths into a new generation of aristocrat hires Billy the Kid and five other outheroes. Tim Allen, Courteney Cox Arquette, Spencer casts to guard his New Mexico ranch. Emilio Breslin, Kate Mara. (PG, 1:28) (AL, AS) FXM March Estevez, Kiefer Sutherland, Lou Diamond Phillips, 7 12p, FXX March 18 4a Charlie Sheen. (2:30) (AL, AS, BN, V) AMC March 8 ZOOTOPIA 5556 (’16, Children’s) Ani8p; 9 2p; 13 8p; 14 3p mated. Rookie police rabbit Judy Hopps works with a wily fox to solve a mysterious case in the Young Guns II 556 (’90, Western) Billy the mammal metropolis of Zootopia. Voices of Ginnifer Kid and his gang gallop to Mexico, chased by a Goodwin, Jason Bateman, Shakira, Idris Elba. (PG, federal posse led by Pat Garrett. Emilio Estevez, 1:48) (AS) DISN March 25 8p; 26 6:10p Kiefer Sutherland, Lou Diamond Phillips, Christian ZORBA THE GREEK 5555 (’64, Drama) Slater. (2:30) (V) AMC March 8 10:30p; 9 4:30p; A lusty Greek peasant shows a British writer how 13 10:30p; 14 5:30p to live and run a lignite mine. Anthony Quinn, Alan The Young Lovers 556 (’64, Drama) ColBates, Irene Papas, Lila Kedrova. 9 (NR, 2:22) lege students become casual lovers, leading to (AS, BN, V) FXM March 1 12:30a, 7:30a; 16 9:35a; conflicts over marriage and abortion. Peter Fonda, 17 12:30a Sharon Hugueny, Nick Adams, Deborah Walley. 9 Zouzou 555 (’34, Comedy-Drama) A Creole (NR, 1:50) TCM March 13 9:30a laundress takes a stage star’s place on opening The Young Swingers 56 (’63, Musical) A night, and the audience loves her. Joséphine Baker, singer charms the niece of a businesswoman out Jean Gabin, Yvette Lebon, Illa Meery. 9 (NR, 1:40) to close down his nightclub. Rod Lauren, Molly TCM March 5 1:15a All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.

[SPECIALS] AWARDS THE OSCARS Honors for achievements in film take place in Los Angeles. (3:00) ABC March 4 5p 2018 FILM INDEPENDENT SPIRIT AWARDS Independent filmmakers are honored and it’s the best and only awards show held on a beach. (TVMA, 2:30) IFC-E March 3 2p, 7p; 4 3:30a, 8:30a

BIOGRAPHICAL Led Zeppelin: Dazed and Confused From humble beginnings to status as rock gods. (1:00) OVATN March 7 11:30p

BUSINESS Retire Safe & Secure With Ed Slott Protecting savings to ensure a comfortable retirement. (TVG, 2:00) KLVX March 2 10:30p; 3 2p; 4 8p; 5 2a; 10 2:30a, 10a; 17 6:30a; 18 3:30a

CHILDREN’S SPECIALS Curious George Swings Into Spring George tries to spread his spring fever to Hundley the dog. (TVY, 1:00) KLVX March 20 8:30a; 23 8:30a, KOCE March 20 8:30a, 2p; 23 8:30a, 2p, PBS March 20 8:30a, 2p; 23 8:30a, 2p; 25 9a, KPBS March 20 8:30a, 2p; 23 8:30a, 2p First Communion Mischievous boys find treasure in the tabernacle. (TVY, :30) EWTN March 21 1:30p; 31 6a The First Saturdays for Kids Sister Lucia teaches the First Saturdays devotion; explains the origins of devotion. (TVG, :30) EWTN March 3 6:30a God’s Footprint Animated. The childhood and priesthood of Saint Josemaria Escriva. (TVY, :30) EWTN March 7 1:30p Madeline Sing Along: Madeline and Her Friends Animated. The French schoolgirl sings with her friends. (TVG, :33) EFAMLY March 1 4:40a; 14 6:26a, 11:46a Mickey’s Trailer Animated. A steep mountain road nearly wrecks a vacation. (2:00) TCM March 29 7p NICKELODEON’S 2018 KIDS’ CHOICE AWARDS Children choose favorites from across the worlds of film, television, music and pop culture. (1:30) NICK March 24 8p

COMEDY Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger The comic performs in South Africa, the Apollo Theatre in New York and in London. (TVMA, 1:30) COM March 11 4a Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts Tosh goes beyond his irreverent musings on all things Web and unleashes his unique point of view. (TV14, 1:00) COM March 23 10p; 24 1a Daniel Tosh: People Pleaser Daniel Tosh takes on everyone, including couples who can’t conceive and parents of sick children. (TVMA, 1:00) COM March 23 11p; 24 2a Gina Yashere: Laughing To America Gina Yashere performs her hilarious stand-up routine. (1:10) EBLACK March 5 6:45a; 10 1a; 15 1:55p; 16 6:12a; 20 2:28a, 8:42a Jasper Redd: Jazz Talk Comedian Jasper Redd performs comedy set to Jazz music. (1:05) EBLACK March 2 2:50a; 6 6:18a; 14 3:17p Jay Pharoah: Can I Be Me? The comic performs celebrity impressions including Chris Rock and Barack Obama. (TVMA, 1:06) EBLACK March 6 3:41a; 10 8:58a; 11 4:11a; 25 7:33a; 29 2:53a Kevin Hart: I’m a Grown Little Man Kevin’s unique style of comedy is what entertains

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his audience during his stand-up performances. (TV14, 1:00) COM March 9 11p; 10 1:30a Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain The comic uses his self-deprecating humor to keep the audience wanting more. (TVMA, 1:00) COM March 2 11p; 3 12:30a Trader Hound A humanized dog explores Africa with a sheik. (1:30) TCM March 10 5a

COOKING America’s Home Cooking: Eat Your Veggies! Meat-free appetizers, main courses, beverages and desserts, including caponata and veggie chili. (TVG, 2:00) KLVX March 17 11:30a Dinner at Tiffani’s Tiffani Thiessen cooks dinner and hosts a party for some of her former cast mates. (TVG, 1:00) COOK March 19 4a Patti LaBelle’s Place Patti LaBelle shares her home-cooked meals. (TVG, 1:00) COOK March 25 8a United States of Burgers Chef Todd Fisher travels the country to continue searching for the best burgers in America. (TVPG, 1:00) DEST March 22 1a; 28 5a United States of Steak Chef Todd Fisher looks for the best steak in America. (TVPG, 1:00) DEST March 22 2a; 28 4a

CULTURE Bermuda Triangle: Science of the Abyss Examining if time-shifting fogs and underwater aliens cause boats and planes to disappear. (TVPG, 1:00) SCI March 4 4p, 11:12p; 24 4p, 11:12p

DOCUMENTARY The 685-Lb. Teen Justin Williamson is the most overweight teenager in the U.S. (1:00) TLC March 1 1:08a; 6 3p; 14 11a; 20 10p; 21 1a The 685-Lb. Teen: Supersized Justin is the heaviest teen in the country and wants to undergo life-altering weight-loss surgery. (TVPG, 1:01) TLC March 1 10p; 2 1a 9/11: As We Watched Recounting the story of 9/11 through the unflinching eye of ABC News. (TVMA, 1:00) AHC March 8 1p; 9 12a Aerial Ireland A sky-high tour over Ireland reveals its towering cliffs, rolling hills and ancient ruins. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 17 2p; 23 1p; 26 3a Aerial New Zealand An aerial tour over New Zealand showcases a diverse world of snowcapped mountains. (TVG, 1:00) SMITH March 23 2p; 26 4a Air Theatre: The Story of Augustine Institute Radio Theatre Documenting the Augustine Institute’s efforts to reclaim the arts for the New Evangelization. (TVG, :30) EWTN March 5 12a Al Capone: Icon The impact of Al Capone on American culture, including why people are fascinated by his story. (TV14, 1:00) KLVX March 21 1a, KOCE March 20 8p; 21 2a; 22 4a, PBS March 20 8p; 21 1a; 22 3a; 24 4a; 25 3a AL CAPONE: PUBLIC ENEMY 1 As the first superstar gangster, Al Capone’s public image brings about his downfall. (TV14, 1:00) AHC March 3 7p, 10p; 10 6p, 9p; 11 12a; 17 5p, 8p; 18 12a; 24 4p, 11p Alien Earths Scientists discover strange new worlds beyond Earth’s solar system. (TVPG, 1:00) NATGEO March 27 3a Aliens on the Moon: The Truth Exposed An alternative take on the 1969 lunar landing. (TV14, 2:00) DEST March 17 2p The Allman Brothers Band: After the Crash The music of The Allman Brothers Band. (2:00) AXSTV March 11 2p America Before Columbus Evidence reveals that the country already had millions

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of inhabitants before Europeans arrived. (TVPG, 2:00) NATGEO March 5 6p American Beaver One determined rodent faces the challenges of predators and the elements. (TVPG, 1:00) NGWLD March 27 7p, 10p American Creed A diverse group of Americans explores whether a unifying set of beliefs can bring people together. (TVPG, 1:00) KOCE March 5 9p; 6 3a, PBS March 2 3a; 4 4a; 5 9p American Masters This Is Bob Hope ... Personal archives and clips from films and TV shows illustrate the career of entertainer Bob Hope. (TVPG, 1:00) KPBS March 11 1:30a; 13 12p; 15 2a; 19 3a American Sniper: The Real Story The life of Chris Kyle, the sniper that the movie “American Sniper” is based on. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 4 12p; 19 9a, 12p, 3p America’s Badlands The Badlands are home to the American bison, the black-tailed prairie dog and the burrowing owl. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 14 9p; 15 12a; 20 9a America’s Haunted Houses Exploring haunted houses across the United States, including the site of the Amityville horror. (TVG, 1:00) DEST March 20 6a Amy Winehouse: The Legacy Amy Winehouse was one of the most discussed singer-songwriters of her generation. Her soulful voice won her critical acclaim, scores of awards and fans from all walks of life. (1:00) REELZ March 12 8a, 11a, 2p An Animal ... My Vacation! True tales of animals wrecking family vacations in hilarious ways, with home video footage. (TV14, 1:00) NATGEO March 20 4p Anna Nicole Smith: Behind Closed Doors The highs and lows of Anna NicoleSmith’s life. (TVPG, 2:00) REELZ March 25 8a Anna-Nicole Smith’s Last Hours Dr. Richard Shepherd investigates the death of Anna Nicole Smith. (TV14, 1:00) REELZ March 17 3p Anne Morrow Lindbergh: You’ll Have the Sky The life and work of writer Anne Morrow Lindbergh. (TVG, :30) KLVX March 29 10p Aryan Brotherhood In the 1960s a secretive criminal gang begins recruiting in California’s maximum-security penitentiaries. (1:00) NATGEO March 3 9p Attack of the Big Cats Lions, tigers, jaguars, and leopards are the only big cats. (TVPG, 1:00) NGWLD March 1 6a Baby Bodybuilders Inside the competitive lives of preteens who eat, sleep and breathe bodybuilding. (TVPG, 1:00) TLC March 1 4a Battle of the Swamp Dragons Comparing both alligators and crocodiles to see which is the fiercest predator. (1:00) NGWLD March 3 10a Behind Bars: Women Unchained An experimental prison for female inmates provides jobs and freedom of movement. (TV14, 2:00) A&E March 1 12p Big Sur: Wild California Battles for survival are fought in the wilderness. (1:00) NGWLD March 9 9a Biker Chicks: Leather and Lace Women living among American outlaw bikers often see sexism and violence. (TV14, 4:00) NATGEO March 22 5a Bite, Sting, Kill The secrets of creatures that bite, sting and kill. (1:00) NGWLD March 1 5p, 8p; 8 4a Black Wings African American aviators stories; Tuskegee Airmen. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 29 9a Brittany Murphy: Case Closed Actress Brittany Murphy’s death remains a mystery with many unanswered questions. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 18 5a Brooklyn’s Russian Gangsters Hardcore Russian gangsters emigrate to Brooklyn during the Cold War and ally themselves with the mob

MOVIES to pursue their version of the American dream. (TV14, 1:00) NATGEO March 21 3p Bruno Mars: Just the Way I Am This documentary chronicles the rise of musician Bruno Mars. (TVPG, 1:00) OVATN March 28 12a BUGSY SIEGEL: GODFATHER OF VEGAS Bugsy Siegel’s development of the Las Vegas Strip was impeded by Mafia rules. (TV14, 1:00) AHC March 10 7p, 10p; 17 6p, 9p; 18 1a; 24 5p, 8p; 25 12a Built On Faith: the Church of the Holy Sepulchre A look inside the church where Jesus Christ was crucified, buried and resurrected. (TVG, :30) EWTN March 27 1p; 31 11a CARRIE FISHER: THE PRICE OF FAME Carrie Fisher was introduced to drugs at a young age, which marked the beginning of her addictions. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 4 6p, 9p; 9 5p, 8p Carrie Underwood: Country Idol Carrie Underwood and her fast track to stardom. (TV14, 1:15) AXSTV March 6 9:30a Castle Ghosts of Scotland Glamis Castle, Duntrune Castle and Fyvie Castle. (TVPG, 1:00) DEST March 25 7a Cat Fight The secret tactics of the Animal Kingdom’s most ferocious feline fighters. (1:00) NGWLD March 31 11a Charlie Sheen: Fame and Scandal A look at what it is about Charlie Sheen that always lets him to rise above his many scandals. (TVPG, 2:00) REELZ March 11 6a Chasing Evel: The Robbie Knievel Story Robbie Knievel’s pursuit to continue his father’s (Evel Knievel) legacy. (TVPG, 2:00) REELZ March 11 12p Chernobyl Disaster: As We Watched The Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant in Ukraine created the worst atomic energy accident in history. (TVPG, 1:00) AHC March 4 12p; 8 5p, 8p; 23 12p China’s Megatomb Revealed Unearthing the terrible secrets hidden in the tomb of China’s first emperor. (TV14, 2:00) NATGEO March 5 2p Chris Farley: Scandal and Legacy Behind Chris Farley’s genius was a dark turn to drugs, alcohol and stunts. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 10 8a; 23 9a, 12p, 3p Cobra Mafia The impressive firepower and fearsome reputation of the cobra family. (1:00) NGWLD March 23 8a Colored Frames Black artists discuss their influences and inspirations. (TVPG, 1:00) KBTC March 6 6p; 7 4a; 13 6p; 14 4a; 20 6p; 21 4a; 27 6p; 28 4a Conquering Niagara For some thrill-seekers the allure of the falls is overwhelming. (TVPG, 1:00) NATGEO March 28 7p The Coronation Queen Elizabeth II shares memories of her coronation. (TVPG, 1:15) SMITH March 3 8p, 11p; 14 3p; 27 1p Cougar v. Wolf Nature’s most vicious cat-anddog rivalry. (TVPG, 1:00) NGWLD March 5 10a Dark Secrets of the Lusitania An expedition ventures deep into the wreck of the Lusitania. (2:00) NATGEO March 19 11a David Duchovny: Fame & Scandal Actor David Duchovny gained a cult following as FBI agent Fox Mulder in “The X-Files.” (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 11 5a The Death of Mussolini Mystery still surrounds the death of Italian dictator Benito Mussolini. (TV14, 1:00) AHC March 14 5p, 8p Deep Sea Killers The ocean’s predators use their remarkable weapons and skills. (TV14, 1:00) NGWLD March 1 6p, 9p; 8 5a

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Cable Specials Detroit Gang Squad The squad tries to solve a gang shooting at a schoolbus stop. (TV14, 1:00) NATGEO March 21 4p Diana: Conspiracy Theories An in-depth look into the life and death of Lady Diana; with interviews and exclusive footage. (TVPG, 1:00) OVATN March 27 1a Diana: The Day We Said Goodbye Recounting Diana’s funeral and a stunning tribute to the princess. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 3 1p; 16 12p The Distant Drummer: Flowers Of Darkness The history of opium and present-day usage of heroin. (:30) TCM March 31 2:30a Donnie Brasco: The Real Story Joe Pistone goes under cover as Donnie Brasco to investigate the Mafia. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 19 7a, 10a, 1p The Doobie Brothers: Let the Music Play ’Let The Music Play’ is the authorized story of The Doobie Brothers. There were sporadic reunions in the eighties before the band reformed permanently in the early nineties and have continued touring and recording ever since. (2:00) AXSTV March 10 6a Down to the Earth’s Core Explore the hidden world beneath our feet. (2:00) NATGEO March 27 4a Drain Alcatraz Draining the waters around Alcatraz reveals the infamous prison’s deepest secrets. (TVPG, 1:00) NATGEO March 19 10p Drain the Ocean The mountains, canyons, plains and volcanos that exist below the waves. (TVG, 2:00) NATGEO March 19 4p Drain the Ocean: WWII Exploring the hidden graveyard of ships beneath the ocean. (TVPG, 1:00) NATGEO March 19 8p Drain the Pirate City Revealing the 33-acre sunken city of Port Royal in Jamaica’s Kingston Harbor for the first time. (TV14, 1:00) NATGEO March 19 6p Easter Island Underworld Explorers and scientists attempt to map the vast cave system beneath the island. (TVPG, 1:00) NATGEO March 5 8p, 11p El Chapo: Caught! The DEA, Homeland Security, U.S. Marshals Service, and Mexican marines take down El Chapo. (TV14, 1:00) AHC March 3 4p, 11p Elizabeth Taylor: An Intimate Portrait Peter Lawford hosts this 1975 biography of the award-winning actress and Hollywood legend. (1:15) TCM March 16 1:45p Facing Putin The story of Vladimir Putin, told by those who know him. (TV14, 1:00) NATGEO March 26 1p Facing Saddam Seeing Saddam through eyes of those who survived his terror. (TV14, 1:00) NATGEO March 26 2p Forbidden Tomb of Genghis Khan Explorer Albert Lin embarks on a quest to find and preserve the lost tomb of Genghis Khan. (TVPG, 1:00) NATGEO March 5 4p The Freaky Fish Film-maker Natail Tesche takes a closer look as seahorses. (TVPG, 1:00) NGWLD March 22 10a Freddie Mercury - The Great Pretender Revealed A behind-the-scenes look at the two years that changed Freddie Mercury’s life. (TVPG, 2:00) REELZ March 12 3p Galapagos Sites and creatures of the islands that changed the world. (TVG, 3:00) NGWLD March 22 12p Ghost Ships of the Black Sea The Black Sea water’s unique chemistry makes it a treasure

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Cable Specials trove for marine archaeologists. (TVPG, 1:00) NATGEO March 19 9a Girls Who Don’t Age Destined to live their lives as toddlers, three girls may help unlock the secrets of aging. (TVPG, 1:00) TLC March 5 8p; 6 1:08a; 13 11a Gladsome Light An introspective look at the monastic work and prayer life of the monks of Holy Transfiguration Skete as they go about their day-to-day duties. (TVG, 1:00) EWTN March 1 2a; 3 1p Great Snakes How snakes have adapted to evolution in nature. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 6 10a Grizzly Empire An Alaskan brown bear cub struggles to survive after a terrible tragedy tears his family apart. (TVPG, 1:00) NGWLD March 13 7p, 10p; 20 6a HAMILTON, ONE SHOT TO BROADWAY The hit musical changes Broadway and gains acclaim for its creator Lin-Manuel Miranda. (TVPG, 2:00) OVATN March 7 7p; 18 9a Heath Ledger’s Legacy Academy Award-winning actor Heath Ledger’s rise to stardom leads to his death at the age of 28. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 18 6a Hitler: Suicide or Survivor? Investigating whether Adolf Hitler really died in a bunker under Berlin at the end of WWII. (TV14, 1:00) AHC March 7 6p, 9p; 14 7p, 10p; 21 4p, 11p Hitler’s Riches Hitler’s last will and testament and new insights. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 1 2p; 24 6p The Hittites The Bronze Age superpower’s culture helps shape the world. (TVPG, 2:30) SMITH March 9 2p; 17 4:30p Hope and Healing In the Holy Land: the Story of the Good Friday Collection The work and activities of the Franciscans in the Holy Land, who protect the Holy Shrines. (TVG, :30) EWTN March 29 2p; 31 9:30a The Human Face of God In the Holy Veil of Manopello The Holy Face of Manoppello may be the Veil of Veronica. (TVG, :30) EWTN March 27 8p; 29 3:30a; 30 10:30p Humanity From Space Tracing humankind’s influence over the planet. (TVPG, 2:00) KLVX March 1 3:30p; 6 2a Hunt for the Super Predator The search for a shark-devouring underwater predator. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 28 8p, 11p Hunting the Hammerhead A scientist explores the mysteries of the hammerhead shark using technology and dissection. (1:00) SMITH March 28 9p; 29 12a Icy Killers: Secrets of Alaska’s Salmon Shark Once a year, two migrations of predators gather in Alaska to attack millions of Pacific salmon. (TVPG, 1:00) NGWLD March 22 9a ILM — Industrial Light & Magic: Creating The Impossible Celebrating the 35th anniversary of the design studio. (TVPG, 1:01) EFAMLY March 3 12:09a; 7 1:58a, MPLEX March 13 11:58p Inside Area 52 Few have ever heard about the ultra top-secret military base in the Utah desert known as Area 52. (TVPG, 1:00) DEST March 31 3p Inside Story: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off Matthew Broderick stars in the 1986 coming-ofage comedy. (TV14, 2:00) FYI March 5 8a Inside the Cult of Satan Satanism is a religion with thousands of devotees; unearthing Satanism’s origins, tales and beliefs. (TV14, 1:00) AHC March 7 7p, 10p; 14 4p, 11p INTO THE NIGHT: PORTRAITS OF LIFE AND DEATH An astrophysicist, preacher, philosopher and artisanal mortician

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Killer Whales: The Mega Hunt A newly discovered mega-hunt is happening off the coast of South Africa. In an epic annual spectacle in False Bay, a pod of cunning killer whales hunt 5,000 common dolphins. (2:00) APL-E March 20 6p, APL March 20 9p reflect on questions of mortality. (TV14, 2:00) Kingdom of the Blue Whale The breeding KLVX March 26 9p; 27 2a, KOCE March 26 9p; 27 3a, and calving grounds of the biggest mammals in KPBS March 26 9p, PBS March 26 9p; 28 4a; 30 2a the sea. (TVG, 1:00) NATGEO March 25 12p Iran Hostage Crisis: As We Watched Korean War: Greatest Tank Battles In The Iran hostage crisis, from the seizure of the 1950 the world is caught off guard as North American embassy to the high-stakes negotiKorea launches a massive armored assault into ations. (TVPG, 1:00) AHC March 4 8a; 8 6p, 9p; South Korea. This is the story of the American 23 1p; 24 12a tankers who rush to the aid of the South and James Brown: R&B Legend James Brown the bloody battles they fight up and down the is said to have been more essential to modern Korean Peninsula. (TVPG, 1:00) AHC March 10 11a music than any other man. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ KURT COBAIN: IT HAPPENED HERE March 31 11p As an alternative rock legend, Kurt Cobain Jerry Garcia’s Will When Jerry Garcia dies changes the course of music history with a in 1995, he leaves behind a multimillion-dollar single song. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 24 6p, estate. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 29 8a, 11a, 2p 9p; 29 5p, 8p JFK: The Final Hours The final day of KenKurt Cobain’s Legacy An in-depth look at the nedy’s life through first-hand accounts. (TVPG, life and career of musician Kurt Cobain, the front 2:00) NATGEO March 17 8p man for Nirvana. (TV14, 1:00) REELZ March 24 9a LA Riots: As We Watched The LA riots of JFK: The Lost Bullet Scanning methods and 1992 shocked the nation. It was the most deadly high-definition technology are applied to films civil unrest in American history. (TV14, 1:00) AHC of the assassination of JFK. (TV14, 1:00) NATGEO March 8 3p; 9 2a March 17 10p Land Of 10,000 Grizzlies Isolated wildlife Jim Morrison’s Last Hours Jim Morriso, flourishes in Russia’s Far East; millions of salmon one of rock music’s controversial icons, had an attract grizzly bears. (1:00) NGWLD March 30 10a established reputation as a rebel. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 24 3p Life After Chernobyl The first scientists with unlimited access to the Chernobyl danger zone Jim Morrison’s Legacy Doors lead singer Jim explore the impact on the environment and wildMorrison died in a Paris bathtub at just 27 and life since being in the most contaminated area left a musical legacy. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March on Earth for the last 30 years. (TVPG, 1:00) APL-E 24 10a; 29 7a, 10a, 1p March 13 8p, APL March 13 11p JOAN RIVERS: IT HAPPENED HERE Lockup Down Under Behind the scenes of Legendary comic Joan Rivers was a woman ahead the Special Handling Unit of Australia’s toughest of her time; she was a talented New York comic. jail, Casuarina Maximum Security. (TV14, 1:00) (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 17 6p, 9p; 22 5p, 8p NATGEO March 3 11p Joan Rivers’ Last Hours An in-depth look at Lost City of Gladiators The remains of the the life and career of comic and host Joan Rivers. only school for gladiators ever discovered are (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 17 7p, 10p; 22 6p, 9p outside of Rome. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 6 Jonestown Massacre: As We Watched 3p; 11 3p; 21 1p; 26 9p; 27 12a; 28 9a In 1978, Jim Jones lures his followers to The Lost JFK Tapes: The Assassination Jonestown, Guyana, where he commits a mass News footage, radio reports, audio recordings murder-suicide. (TV14, 1:00) AHC March 4 11a; 8 and home movies of the day the president died. 7p, 10p; 23 2p; 24 1a (TVPG, 2:00) NATGEO March 17 11p Jonestown: The Women Behind the Lost Treasures of the Maya Snake Massacre Four women in cult leader Jim Kings LiDAR technology reveals that the Maya Jones’ inner circle play roles in the 1978 civilization was much larger than previously Jonestown massacre. (TV14, 1:00) A&E March 5 thought. (1:00) NATGEO March 5 9a 7p, 8p, 11:03p; 6 12:03a, 3:04a Lottery Changed My Life III The lives of Kamikaze Japan’s killer planes, rocket bombs jackpot winners and the incredible changes and super torpedoes. (TVPG, 1:00) KLVX March they’ve made in their lives. (TVG, 1:00) TLC 21 11p; 23 4:30p March 17 4a Kanye West: Outspoken Learning about Madeleine McCann: 10 Years Later This the Grammy winner’s relationship with Kim Karspecial exposes the truth behind the investigation dashian and how he rose to fame. (TVMA, 1:00) into the disappearance of Madeleine McCann. OVATN March 14 11:30p (1:15) OXYG March 17 9:15p; 18 6:30a, 7:45a; 24 Keith Richards: Fame and Scandal Keith 7p, 9:15p; 25 6:30a, 7:45a; 31 7p, 9:15p Richards is a musician, singer, songwriter and THE MAFIA KINGPIN Arnold Rothstein is founding member of The Rolling Stones. (TVPG, infamous for fixing the 1919 World Series. (TV14, 1:00) REELZ March 24 7a 1:00) AHC March 17 7p, 10p; 24 6p, 9p; 25 1a; Ken Burns: America’s Storyteller Ken 31 5p, 8p Burns relays behind-the-scenes stories about his MAFIA VS. JFK Mob boss Santo Trafficante films and talks about his creative methods. (1:30) Jr.’s criminal empire is overturned by the Cuban KPBS March 10 2p; 12 12p; 13 3:30a Revolution. (1:00) AHC March 24 7p, 10p; 31 6p, 9p Kid Tycoons Three child entrepreneurs give their The Man of the Shroud The history and all to build their family businesses into empires. scientific study of the Holy Shroud. (TVG, :30) (TVPG, 1:00) TLC March 1 3a EWTN March 26 10:30a, 2:30p; 30 8p; 31 7:30a Kids With Tourettes Three boys with Manhattan Mob Rampage Little Vic Amuso Tourette’s syndrome go through a pioneering and Gaspipe Casso brought the New York mob treatment program. (1:00) DLC March 25 4p to its knees. (TV14, 1:00) NATGEO March 21 2p Kiefer Sutherland: Fame and Scandal Manson: The Prison Tapes Archival news Following in his famous parents’ footsteps, actor reports, photos and interviews paint a searing Kiefer Sutherland found stardom quickly. (TVPG, portrait of 1960’s LA. (TV14, 1:00) AHC March 1:00) REELZ March 11 9a 4 10a Killer Seals Grey seals face a changing world Marilyn Monroe: Final Reveal Examining due to declining fish stocks and attacks from many of the questions surrounding the death fearsome predators. (TVPG, 1:00) NGWLD March of Marilyn Monroe. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 2 6a; 6 7p, 10p; 13 6a 25 11p All Times Pacific. Not all networks are available in all areas.

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MARILYN MONROE: IT HAPPENED HERE On Aug. 5, 1962, silver screen legend Marilyn Monroe is found dead in her home. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 17 5p, 8p; 22 4p, 7p MARVIN GAYE: IT HAPPENED HERE Soul music legend Marvin Gaye’s life was cut short when he was shot and killed by his own father. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 31 6p, 9p Mass Extinction: Life at the Brink The mass extinctions of our past and what it means for us. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 7 2p; 18 2p; 20 3p; 25 3a Mater Redemptoris Shrine The history of this site that sees over ten thousand pilgrims on the third Friday of Lent each year. (TVG, :15) EWTN March 31 7:45p The Men Who Changed the World With Tom Brokaw The broadcast journalist recalls memorable interviews. (TVPG, 1:00) AHC March 29 3a Metallica: Masters of Metal Metallica is one of the most commercially successful bands of all time. (TV14, 1:15) AXSTV March 1 7a MGM Is on the Move The films of Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Inc. (TVG, :45) TCM March 27 3:45a Miami Drug Cartel Mobsters from Cuba and South America battle over the 1980s cocaine trade. (TV14, 1:00) NATGEO March 21 5p Michael Jackson: Fame and Scandal Though Michael Jackson rocketed into stardom, his life was also saturated with scandal. (TVPG, 2:00) REELZ March 31 6a Michael Jackson’s Last Hours Interviews help shed light on Michael Jackson’s death. (TV14, 1:00) REELZ March 10 3p Mighty Ship at War: Queen Mary The history of the RMS Queen Mary. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 2 1p; 5 2a; 24 4p Mister Rogers: It’s You I Like Celebrating the 50th anniversary of “Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood”; host Michael Keaton. (1:30) KLVX March 6 8p; 11 4:30p, KPBS March 6 8p; 7 12p; 10 6p, 10:30p; 11 1p; 24 6:30a; 25 6p Moby Dick: Heart of a Whale The true story behind Herman Melville’s “Moby Dick.” (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 2 12p; 4 8a; 8 9a MOUNTAIN LION AND ME Follow a year in the life of American wildlife naturalist Casey Anderson, as he chronicles the movements of a female mountain lion that hunts in his backyard in southwest Montana. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 14 8p, 11p; 20 10a Mud Country The world of “mudding” where people enjoy the most popular mud parks in the United States. (TV14, 1:00) DEST March 30 2a Munich: The Real Story An in-depth look at the story behind “Munich,” Steven Spielberg’s movie. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 4 9a Mystery Bear of the Arctic A scientific inquiry is made into the exact nature of a strange animal. (TVPG, 1:00) NATGEO March 13 3p Mystery of the Lynx The Iberian lynx is a critically endangered animal, but appears to be making a comeback. (TVPG, 1:00) NGWLD March 30 8a Mystery of the Monsoon All aspects of life throughout Asia are shaped by the unpredictable monsoons. (TVPG, 2:00) APL-E March 13 4p, APL March 13 7p Namibia’s Skeleton Coast Creatures survive inhospitable desert conditions. (TVPG, 1:00) NATGEO March 4 9a Natalie Wood: Final Reveal It’s one of Hollywood’s most enduring mysteries: the night Natalie Wood drowned. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 25 10p Natalie Wood: Too Young to Die An in-depth look at the 1981 drowning death of Natalie Wood, a beloved Hollywood actress. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 1 5p, 8p Natalie Wood’s Last Hours During what was supposed to be a weekend sailing trip, 43

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year-old Natalie Wood was found dead. (TV14, 1:00) REELZ March 1 4p, 7p; 25 6p, 9p; 30 5p, 8p National Park Symphony — The Mighty Five Utah’s national parks — Zion, Bryce Canyon, Canyonlands, Capitol Reef and Arches. (1:00) KPBS March 3 7a; 15 1a; 17 4a; 18 2:30a, 11p; 20 4a; 21 4a; 22 1a; 23 2:30a; 24 1a Nightmare on Everest A firsthand account of the 2015 earthquake in Nepal, told through survivors’ stories. (1:00) SMITH March 7 4p, 10p; 8 1a; 13 8a; 20 1p; 25 5a No Going Back: Women and the War The lives of women and their roles change after Civil War. (TVG, :30) KLVX March 14 4a NOTORIOUS B.I.G. & TUPAC SHAKUR: IT HAPPENED HERE In the mid 1990s, the infamous East Coast/West Coast hip-hop rivalry is in full swing. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 31 5p, 8p Notorious B.I.G.’s Last Hours The life of rap star Notorious B.I.G., from his upbringing in Brooklyn to becoming a mega-superstar. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 31 4p, 7p Obese and Expecting Four women challenge the perception and the odds on their journey to motherhood. (TVPG, 1:00) TLC March 12 11a Oklahoma City Bombing: As We Watched America is shaken as the Oklahoma Federal Building is bombed. When Timothy McVeigh is convicted, questions surface as to why he carried out this act of terrorism. (TV14, 1:00) AHC March 4 9a; 8 2p; 9 1a Ozzy Osbourne: Fame and Scandal Ozzy Osbourne’s life has been filled with controversy, scandal and decadence. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 24 8a Passing On Personal stories offer insight into end-of-life issues. (TVPG, 1:00) KLVX March 26 11p PATRICK SWAYZE: THE PRICE OF FAME Patrick Swayze becomes a teenage heartthrob after the smash hit “Dirty Dancing.” (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 11 6p, 9p; 16 5p, 8p Pearl Harbor - The Heroes Who Fought Back The attack at Pearl Harbor changed the course of history and shaped how America would engage with war for the next 75 years, and made heroes of ordinary men. (TVG, 1:00) AHC March 26 11a Philly Mob Turncoats help the FBI cripple organized crime in Philadelphia. (TV14, 1:00) NATGEO March 21 12p; 31 4a Pink: Staying True Pop star Pink brings her career to a new level; includes interviews with Adele and Britney Spears. (TV14, 1:20) AXSTV March 12 12p; 19 12p; 26 12p Pocahontas: Beyond the Myth Revisiting the life of a legendary woman whose story continues to gain new resonance over time. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 4 2a; 19 9p; 20 12a; 21 9a; 30 12p Pompeii: The Dead Speak A volcanic eruption in A.D. 79 that destroyed the Roman town of Pompeii. (TVPG, 2:00) SMITH March 6 1p; 11 5p; 21 3p Prince: Purple Reign The events leading up to and surrounding Prince’s untimely death; a tribute to his career. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 2 6p, 9p Prince: The Secret Life A behind-the-scenes look at Prince’s life, including his early childhood years. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 10 12p Prison Nation Increasing violence, overcrowding, drug use and gang warfare in American prison system. (TV14, 5:00) NATGEO March 25 4a The Queen at 90 An intimate look at the queen on her 90th birthday. (TVPG, 2:00) SMITH March 3 6p; 14 1p; 27 3p The Queen’s Garden Comprising 39 acres, the Queen’s Garden features insects, 300 wildflowers and 42 bird species. (TVPG, 1:00) PBS March 18 8p; 19 12a; 20 4a R. Kelly: Not Guilty Singer R. Kelly has long been plagued by rumors that he has an affinity for underage girls. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 31 11a

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Selena Quintanilla: What Happened? The tragic death of singer Selena Quintailla. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 3 6p, 9p; 8 4p, 7p Shakespeare’s Tomb Scientific investigation of Shakespeare’s grave. (TVPG, 1:00) KOCE March 4 10p; 11 8p, PBS March 4 10p; 5 1:30a; 6 4a Sinking the Lusitania: An American Tragedy Firsthand accounts of the sinking of the Lusitania. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 2 2p; 5 5a; 24 3p Snake Underworld Henry Rollins examines America’s obsession with snakes. (TVPG, 1:00) NGWLD March 23 9a Snoop Dogg: Not Guilty When Snoop Dogg is accused of murder, he and his bodyguard claim self-defense. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 31 12p Snow Leopard of Afghanistan An expedition to find the elusive beast must overcome avalanches and dust storms. (1:00) NGWLD March 5 8a Son of Sam: The Hunt for a Killer A serial killer stalks New York City residents while taunting detectives and toying with reporters. (TV14, 2:00) AHC March 3 5p, 8p; 4 12a Stonehenge Decoded New theories on one of history’s greatest architectural riddles. (TVPG, 1:00) NATGEO March 5 5p Summer of Love A picture of San Francisco’s Haight Ashbury district. (1:00) AXSTV March 3 6a Super Snake A in-depth look at some of the world’s largest and longest snakes. (1:00) NGWLD March 23 7a Tales From the Royal Bedchamber Obsession with royal bedrooms, births and succession. (TVPG, 1:00) KOCE March 4 9p; 11 7p, PBS March 4 9p; 5 12:30a; 6 5a Tallest Teens Meet three of the tallest teenagers in America. (TVPG, 1:00) TLC March 16 11a Ted Bundy: A Handsome Devil An in-depth look at the life and crimes of serial killer Ted Bundy. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 5 9a, 12p, 3p Tiny at 20 Hannah, one of the world’s tiniest women, is eager to gain her independence. (TVPG, 1:00) TLC March 19 11a Titanic: 20 Years Later With James Cameron James Cameron celebrates the anniversary of “Titanic.” (TVPG, 1:00) NATGEO March 19 2p Titanoboa: Monster Snake The titanoboa is the largest snake ever discovered. (TVPG, 2:00) SMITH March 7 8p, 11p; 13 9a Tupac: A Hollywood Murder Las Vegas homicide Detective Wayne Petersen’s investigation into the murder of Tupac. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 31 1p Tupac Shakur’s Legacy Rapper Tupac Shakur was famous for his amazing talent, but his life was cut short. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 31 2p 20 Animals That Will Kill You Animals can kill in a variety of ways. (1:00) NATGEO March 20 3p, NGWLD March 1 5a The UFO Cover-Up Discovering whether rumors like Area 51 cover up the real story of UFOs in America. (TVPG, 1:00) AHC March 4 5p, 8p; 5 12a Underground Fight Clubs Experts explore the reasons and hidden desires behind fight club members’ primal urges to do battle. (TV14, 1:00) DEST March 10 4a United States of Drinking The inventions and the history of alcohol in America. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 17 1p Untold Stories: Mina Miller Edison, The Wizard’s Wife The wife of Thomas Edison makes the most of their winter home in Fort Myers, Fla. (TVG, :30) KLVX March 29 10:30p

V2: Nazi Rocket How a rocket changed the course of WWII and space flight. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 1 1p; 7 8a; 10 4p; 24 8p, 11p; 28 4p Vegas Mafia Law-enforcement authorities attempt to loosen organized crime’s grip on the gambling mecca. (TV14, 1:00) NATGEO March 21 1p; 31 5a Versailles Inside Behind the series that explores the opulence and decadence of France’s Sun King, Louis XIV. (TVPG, :30) OVATN March 31 12:30a Visions of Italy, Southern Style An aerial view of southern Italy from Rome, up the rugged coastline to Reggio Calabria. (1:30) KPBS March 4 12:30a; 5 2a; 10 6:30a; 11 12a; 20 12p; 24 2p; 25 3:30p Waco Standoff: As We Watched In 1993, FBI agents attack a cult compound in Waco, Texas. 76 people, including 26 children, died. (TV14, 1:00) AHC March 4 7a; 8 4p, 11p Warren Jeffs: Prophet of Evil Current and former members of the FLDS discuss controversial church president Warren Jeffs. (TV14, 2:00) A&E March 5 5p Wesley Snipes: Fame and Scandal A look at the life of actor Wesley Snipes, from Hollywood A-lister to serving time behind bars. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 11 4a The Whale That Ate Jaws A killer whale attacks a great white shark off the coast of California and eats only the liver. (TVPG, 1:00) NATGEO March 13 5p Wild Alaska When light shines in Alaska, animals move fast. (TVG, 1:00) NATGEO March 12 10a, NGWLD March 9 10a; 13 6p, 9p; 20 5a; 24 9a Wild Costa Rica A place where a wealth of creatures flourish despite the constant threat of danger. (TVPG, 1:00) APL-E March 6 8p, APL March 6 11p, NGWLD March 4 7a Wild Galapagos The isolated Galapagos Islands are home to species that have changed the understanding of the world. (1:00) NATGEO March 4 12p; 25 11a Women Outward Bound Twenty-four teenage girls participate in an Outward Bound wilderness school course in 1965. (TVG, 1:00) KLVX March 29 11p World’s Deadliest Gangs Inside the yakuza, MS-13 and the Aryan Brotherhood. (TV14, 1:00) NATGEO March 21 7p World’s Deadliest Snakes Some strike without warning. Others move at blinding speed. Each possesses a special tactic that makes it a prime predator. (1:00) NGWLD March 23 10a World’s Most Dangerous Prisons A look inside four of the world’s most dangerous prisons. (TV14, 1:00) NATGEO March 31 12p

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DRAMA Amanda Knox: The Real Story The story of Amanda Knox, the American girl who was charged with the murder of her Italian roommate. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 22 7a, 10a, 1p Casey Anthony: What Happened? Casey Anthony becomes the prime suspect when her 2-year-old daughter, Caylee Anthony, disappears. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 3 5p, 8p; 8 6p, 9p; 17 12p; 25 1p The Conjuring: The Shocking Truth In 1970, the Perron family moves into its dream home and discovers a supernatural presence. (TVPG, :30) REELZ March 26 4p, 9p Foxcatcher: The Shocking Truth The story of John E. du Pont and the deadly path his life took. (TVPG, :30) REELZ March 5 4p, 9p Heath Ledger: Too Young to Die An up-close look at the life and career of Australian

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EDUCATIONAL The Corvair in Action! Promotional film for a car. (TVG, :30) TCM March 10 2:30a

ENTERTAINMENT Amanda Knox: What Happened? Within weeks of moving to Perugia, Italy, Amanda Knox was charged with her roommate’s bloody murder. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 3 8a American Chopper: Shaq Bike Basketball legend Shaquille O’Neal contracts OCC to build an enormous Superman-themed chopper. (TVPG, 1:00) DISC March 3 11a Amityville Horror: The Shocking Truth Behind the movie “The Amityville Horror” is the shocking true story of a mass murder. (TVPG, :30) REELZ March 5 4:30p, 9:30p Amy Fisher: What Happened? In 1992, 17-year-old Amy Fisher shot her lover’s wife in the head; the victim, Mary Jo, today. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 3 1p; 25 2p Angry Betty Broderick: What Happened? A look at Betty Broderick, who gained fame when she murdered her ex-husband and his new wife. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 3 11a Anna Nicole Smith: What Happened? How Anna Nicole Smith’s life spiraled down a path that the world couldn’t look away from. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 17 9a; 22 8a, 11a, 2p Awards Season Winners & Losers Leonard Maltin and Grae Drake discuss and debate this year’s Oscar-nominated films. (TVPG, :30) REELZ March 1 4a, 10:30p; 3 4:30a; 4 7:30a The Beatles: Scandal and Legacy A behind-the-scenes look at the scandals of The Beatles. (TVPG, 3:00) REELZ March 30 7a, 10a, 1p The Billionaire Boys Club: What Happened? Con men Joe Hunt and Ron Levin’s money schemes include violence. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 21 6a, 9a, 12p Britney Spears Revealed Since 2008, Britney Spears’ life has been controlled by her father. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 3 6a; 8 8a, 11a, 2p Charles Manson Revealed Cult leader and murderer Charles Manson convinced his family of followers to go on a killing spree. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 7 8a, 11a, 2p CHRISTINA GRIMMIE: A VOICE SILENCED Singer Christina Grimmie was

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MOVIES an artist on the rise whose life ended too soon. (TV14, 1:00) REELZ March 3 7p, 10p; 8 5p, 8p CNN Special Program Special CNN production to be announced. (1:00) CNN March 11 6p, 7p, 8p, 9p, 10p Conversations Black culture icons discuss life, inspiration and the entertainment business. (TVPG, :17) EBLACK March 19 4:47a; 28 4:41a Conversations 2 Life, inspiration, entertainment business. (TVPG, :18) EBLACK March 28 4:58a The Dating Game Killer: What Happened? Rodney Alcala’s spree of murder, rape and sexual assault has been compared to that of Ted Bundy’s. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 1 9a, 12p, 3p David Koresh: What Happened? David Koresh became known for leading his Branch Davidians in a 51-day standoff. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 21 8a, 11a, 2p Drew Barrymore: The Kitty Kelley Files A look at the life and career of actress, author, director, model, and producer Drew Barrymore. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 9 9a, 12p, 3p Drew Peterson: What Happened? A police sergeant becomes a suspect in the drowning murder of his third wife, Kathleen Savio. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 14 9a, 12p Elvis: Behind Closed Doors The ups and downs of iconic entertainer Elvis Presley, told from those who knew him best. (TVPG, 2:00) REELZ March 4 2p, 10p 50 Cent: Broke & Famous Rapper 50 Cent always seemed to beat the odds, but a decade in the spotlight came a high price. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 31 10a Fire in the Sky Leaving a job site late one night, a group of men is drawn to a mysterious bright light. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 26 7a, 10a, 1p Gary Coleman’s Will Gary Coleman died in 2010 and left behind a messy estate plan. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 15 6a, 9a, 12p George Clooney: The Kitty Kelley Files George Clooney’s long road to stardom, from his humble Kentucky roots to Hollywood icon. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 9 7a, 10a, 1p Goodfellas: The Real Story Based on the life story of Henry Hill, “Goodfellas” features the Lufthansa heist at JFK. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 4 1p Hacksaw Ridge: The Real Story Desmond Doss, the main character in “Hacksaw Ridge,” won the Medal of Honor. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 4 10a Heidi Fleiss: What Happened? Heidi Fleiss runs a highly successful prostitution ring in the early 1990s in Los Angeles. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 3 10a The Hillside Strangler: What Happened? The Hillside Strangler terrorized Los Angeles between October 1977 and February 1978. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 1 8a, 11a, 2p Hollywood’s Untimely Deaths The dark side of Hollywood, where on-set accidents and suspicious events occur. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 10 7a JANIS JOPLIN: IT HAPPENED HERE Janis Joplin broke through rock ’n’ roll’s glass ceiling in the mid-1960s. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 24 5p, 8p; 29 4p, 7p Jaws: The Shocking Truth Real-life shark attacks inspired a book and Steven Spielberg’s 1975 hit thriller, “Jaws.” (TVPG, :30) REELZ March 1 11p Jessica Hahn: What Happened? Jessica Hahn’s public rape allegation against

televangelist con man Jim Bakker. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 3 3p; 25 11a Jim Jones: What Happened? Cult leader Jim Jones is infamous for the mass murder-suicide he led of over 900 of his followers. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 21 7a, 10a, 1p Jimi Hendrix’s Legacy The battle for guitarist Jimi Hendrix’s estate became one of the most expensive in history. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 24 11a Jodi Arias Revealed Convicted murderer Jodi Arias may gain her freedom thanks to a shocking twist in her case. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 7 7a, 10a, 1p Jodi Arias: What Happened? An in-depth investigation into what happened to lead Jodi Arias to murder her ex-boyfriend. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 3 4p John Belushi: It Happened Here John Belushi achieved international fame by expertly playing abrasive and obnoxious characters. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 15 5p, 8p John Gotti: What Happened? John Gotti was the crime boss who was head of the Gambino family from 1985 to 2002. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 14 8a, 11a, 2p Julia Roberts: The Kitty Kelley Files Julia Roberts’ life, from her childhood in Georgia to becoming an Academy Award-winning actress. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 9 8a, 11a, 2p Lorena Bobbitt: What Happened? John Bobbitt provides his account of what his wife did to him. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 3 2p; 17 1p; 25 12p Mary Kay Latourneau: What Happened? Teacher Mary Kay Letourneau begins a sexual relationship with one of her 12-year-old students. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 17 2p MC Hammer: Broke & Famous Although MC Hammer was a music phenomenon and his dreams became a reality, his fame was shortlived. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 31 9a Mel Gibson: Fame and Scandal The ups and downs of the life of actor Mel Gibson including the scandal that rocked his career. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 11 8a Michael Jackson: Broke & Famous Michael Jackson was worth half a billion dollars, but fame and untold wealth fed his insecurities. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 2 9a, 12p, 3p; 10 1p; 31 8a Miley Cyrus Revealed A look at how Miley Cyrus broke out from her “Hannah Montana” role to rogue and rowdy Miley. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 3 5a, 11p; 8 9a, 12p, 3p Monica Lewinsky: What Happened? President Bill Clinton denies his relationship with Monica Lewinsky but he later gets impeached. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 3 9a; 17 11a The Night Stalker: What Happened? Richard Ramirez becomes known as the Night Stalker for breaking into the homes of over 13 people. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 1 7a, 10a, 1p OSCARS OPENING CEREMONY: LIVE FROM THE RED CARPET Nominees, presenters and performers arrive for the ceremony. (1:30) ABC March 4 3:30p PBS Previews: The Best of PBS Indies A preview of documentaries scheduled to air on PBS in 2018 includes clips and interviews. (TVPG, :30) KOCE March 4 8:30p, PBS March 1 4:30a; 4 7p; 5 12a; 6 3:30a Phil Hartman: A Hollywood Murder Homicide detective Tom Brascia tries to piece together the events surrounding Phil Hartman’s death. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 28 8a, 11a, 2p The Playmate Killer: What Happened? An in-depth look at the murder of Playboy model Dorothy Stratten. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 3 12p; 25 3p Prince: The Price of Fame Prince spent much of his career secluded from the public eye

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and battling his record company. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 2 5p, 8p River Phoenix: Too Young to Die River Phoenix’s death from a drug overdose in 1993 is still a mystery. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 16 7a, 10a, 1p; 18 9a Robert Durst: What Happened? Robert Durst first gained media attention when his wife disappeared in 1982. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 28 6a, 9a, 12p The Runaway Bride: What Happened? Jennifer Wilbanks becomes the subject of a media circus known all over the world in 2005. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 17 8a The Social Network: The Real Story The 2010 film “The Social Network” is scriptwriter Aaron Sorkin’s story about Facebook. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 4 8a SPRING FEVER 2018 PREVIEW SHOW World-premiere original movies coming to Hallmark Channel. (:30) HALL March 10 11p Steven Avery: What Happened? An in-depth look at Steven Avery, the subject of the popular documentary “Making a Murderer.” (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 14 7a, 10a, 1p Susan Smith: What Happened? Susan Smith does the unthinkable and pushes her car into a lake, killing her two young sons. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 7 6a, 9a, 12p Tiger Woods & His Women: What Happened? Rachel Uchitel becomes the face of Tiger Woods’ career and marriage collapsing. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 17 7a TLC: Broke & Famous TLC’s meteoric rise leads the group to fame and fortune, but at the height of it all, they go broke. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 2 8a, 11a, 2p; 12 6a, 9a, 12p Toni Braxton: Broke & Famous Singer Toni Braxton was a superstar with superstar spending habits. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 2 7a, 10a, 1p Tonya Harding: What Happened? Tonya Harding’s ex-husband admits to the attack on Nancy Kerrigan and drags Tonya down with him. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 4 6:30a; 17 10a The Trailer Show - Oscar Edition Sneak previews of movies coming to theaters. (:10) HDMOV March 1 12:45a, 11:10a; 2 2:50a, 4:40a; 3 8a; 4 6:45a Tupac & Biggie: Case Closed Las Vegas Homicide Detective Wayne Petersen’s investigation into Tupac’s death. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 31 3p Victor Borge: 100 Years of Music & Laughter! Borge’s funniest and most-memorable skits. (TVG, 1:30) KPBS March 21 12p; 24 12:30p Zero Dark Thirty: The Real Story Various critical elements in “Zero Dark Thirty” were disputed, including the characters. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 4 11a; 19 8a, 11a, 2p

EVENT NAT GEO WILD FROM THE RED CARPET The world’s most stylish creatures flock to Nat Geo Wild’s red carpet to put their best paw forward. (1:00) NGWLD March 4 4p, 5p

HEALTH/MEDICAL Addicted to Food A man goes to a special home for the obese. (TVG, 1:00) DLC March 3 3a Age Reversed With Miranda EsmondeWhite Practical information on exercise and other lifestyle choices that may reverse the aging process. (TVG, 1:00) KLVX March 4 9:30a; 5 4a; 10 5:30a; 11 1a; 17 8:30a; 18 6a, KPBS March 3 4p; 4 11p; 7 11p; 12 11p The Allergy Solution, With Leo Galland, MD Dr. Leo Galland offers a four-step program to reverse allergies by getting to the root causes. (TVG, 1:30) KPBS March 16 1a; 17 2:30a; 18 5a; 19 1:30a; 20 2:30a; 21 1a; 22 2a; 23 3:30a; 24 2a; 25 3:30a

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Boys of Steel Schwartz-Jampel syndrome, which means the muscles are permanently and painfully contracted. (TVPG, 1:00) DLC March 25 3p The Brain Mind Body Connection With Dr. Rudy Tanzi & Deepak Chopra Keeping the brain healthy, increasing energy, sleeping better, and preventing dementia. (1:30) KLVX March 4 6:30a; 10 8:30a; 11 4a Brain Secrets With Dr. Michael Merzenich Rejuvenating the brain and maintaining cognitive fitness as one ages; host Maria Shriver. (1:30) KLVX March 3 12:30p; 7 8p; 11 10a; 15 10:30p; 17 3a; 19 1:30a Dr. Perlmutter’s Whole Life Plan Holistic lifestyle program that nurtures the body and mind. (TVG, 1:30) KPBS March 8 12p; 10 12:30p; 11 5a; 24 9:30a Easy Yoga for Diabetes With Peggy Cappy Yoga and the right diet may be helpful to people with diabetes or pre-diabetes. (1:00) KPBS March 4 12:30p; 11 11p; 16 11p; 19 11p; 23 11p Eat Dirt With Dr. Josh Axe Identifying types of leaky gut syndrome and developing specific plans for healing. (TVG, 1:30) KPBS March 31 10a Eat to Live With Joel Fuhrman, MD A plan to lose weight, lower blood pressure and cholesterol and resolve Type 2 diabetes. (TVG, 1:30) KPBS March 3 1:30p; 10 11a; 11 6:30a; 16 12p; 17 9a, 10:30p; 18 10:30a; 24 11a; 27 3:30a; 28 2a; 29 3:30a; 30 3:30a; 31 3:30a Food: What the Heck Should I Eat? Food’s crucial role in functional medicine and how food systems and policies affect our health. (TVG, 2:00) KLVX March 3 6a; 4 11a; 5 12a; 10 12p; 17 9:30a; 18 1:30a, 7:30a; 19 3a Forever Painless With Miranda Edmonde-White Managing chronic pain with an approach that focuses on allowing the body to heal itself. (TVG, 1:00) KPBS March 4 11:30a; 20 11p Girls Made of Glass Tiffany and Destiny both have osteogenesis imperfecta, and they deal with the complications. (TVPG, 1:00) DLC March 25 2p I’ll Have It My Way With Hattie Bryant Hattie Bryant presents four simple steps to help with end-of-life decisions. (TVG, 1:30) KPBS March 3 12p; 4 5a; 10 3:30p; 11 9:30a; 18 2p; 24 8a; 25 9a My 40-Year-Old Child A 40-year-old has the body of a 10-year-old; a 6-year-old is like an infant. (TVPG, 1:00) TLC March 5 7p; 6 2:08a My Deadly Appetite Incurable syndrome leads to bouts of hunger and aggression. (1:00) DLC March 17 3a, TLC March 6 11a The Pain Antidote With Dr. Mel Pohl Step-by-step program geared toward a painkiller-free approach to managing chronic pain. (1:30) KPBS March 11 4a; 13 2a; 14 3:30a 900 Pound Man: The Race Against Time Ricky is one of the world’s fattest men who struggles to find a surgeon to take on his case. (TV14, 1:00) DLC March 24 3a, TLC March 7 11a 3 Steps to Incredible Health! With Joel Fuhrman, M.D. Dr. Joel Fuhrman discusses a diet rich with nutrients. (TVG, 1:30) KLVX March 3 11a; 4 4a, 6:30p; 10 7a; 11 8:30a; 17 1:30a Transgendered & Pregnant A transsexual couple were unaware they could conceive. (1:00) DLC March 4 9a 28 Day Metabolism Makeover With Dr. Amy Myers Amy Myers discusses supporting the thyroid, including a diet that supports optimum health. (TVG, 1:30) KPBS March 9 12p; 10 5a; 11 8a; 17 1:30p; 24 3:30p

HISTORICAL Alcatraz: No Way Out Escape attempts lead to advances in prison security; inmates learn that freedom is priceless. (TVPG, 1:00) NATGEO March 3 8p

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Atlantis Rising James Cameron and Simcha Jacobovici go on a quest to find the lost city of Atlantis. (TVPG, 2:00) NATGEO March 5 9p The Day Hitler Died Hitler’s final days are revealed through recently discovered eyewitness accounts. (TV14, 1:00) SMITH March 1 3p; 24 7p The Day Kennedy Died The story of JFK’s assassination through rare footage. (TV14, 2:00) SMITH March 4 5p Drain the Bermuda Triangle Below the surface of the Bermuda Triangle. (TVG, 1:00) NATGEO March 19 9p, 11p Freemasons: National Treasure Decoded Uncovering the secrets of the most secret of secret societies, the Freemasons. (TVPG, 1:00) AHC March 21 5p, 8p The Himalayas The Himalayas; mountaineering monkeys; hot springs snakes; high altitude spiders. (TVG, 1:00) NGWLD March 30 7p, 10p Hitler and the Aryan Myth The “Aryan super-race” is a faux history concocted by occult fantasists, which inspired the Nazis into war, justified the Holocaust and led to the kidnapping of tens of thousands of young, blond-haired, blue-eyed children. (TVPG, 1:00) AHC March 6 11a Hitler’s Death Ray Nazi scientists work on developing a solar mirror that could destroy any city on Earth. (TVPG, 1:00) AHC March 6 10a King Tut’s Final Mystery A high-tech virtual autopsy on King Tut reveals new details. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 17 7p Korean War: MacArthur’s Great Gamble This is the untold true story of Bloody George, an understrength, undermanned, marine rifle company, hastily called to serve their country in 1950 at the start of the Korean War. (TVPG, 1:00) AHC March 10 12p Korean War: One Way Out 3 months into the Korean war, 17,000 US Marines cross the 38th Parallel to cut off the communist Kim Sung Regime. Trapped and outnumbered 7 to 1 by Chinese troops, the Marines had to fight their way out or die on the Reservoir. (1:00) AHC March 10 1p Nazi Secret Gold Gold is one of Earth’s rarest treasures. Humanity goes to extreme, even deadly lengths to get it. (TVPG, 1:00) AHC March 21 7p, 10p Pacific Secrets: Pearl Harbor The true story behind the attack on Pearl Harbor. (TVPG, 1:00) AHC March 26 10a Secrets of the Illuminati Investigating the mysterious secret society known as the Illuminati. (TVPG, 1:00) AHC March 21 6p, 9p Titanic’s Final Mystery New theories on the Titanic. (TVPG, 2:00) SMITH March 2 3p; 24 1p Trial at Tara St. Patrick faces trial before a king and Druid priests. (TVG, :30) EWTN March 15 2:30p, 11:30p

HOME & GARDEN Building Off the Grid: Cabin of No Return A family is determined to build an offthe-grid cabin along Idaho’s Salmon River. (TVG, 1:00) DIY March 11 9a; 13 6p, 9p Building Off the Grid: Cob Cottage Sonia Havill puts her skills to the test by building her first house — an off-the-grid cob cottage. (TVG, 1:00) DIY March 6 4p; 11 8a; 13 5p; 14 12a Building Off the Grid: Edge of Maine A creative family builds a three-story tiny house full of clever features in Maine. (TVG, 1:00) DIY March 11 11a; 13 11a Building Off the Grid: Island Oasis Beth wants an off-the-grid luxury getaway on the white sandy beaches of Ambergris Caye, Belize. (TVG, 1:00) DIY March 6 5p; 7 12a; 11 7a; 13 1p Building Off the Grid: Montana Earth Home A couple builds their dream home in a remote canyon north of Yellowstone National Park in Montana. (TVG, 1:00) DIY March 13 2p

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Building Off the Grid: Mushroom House Sage Stoneman and SunRay Kelley experiment with mushrooms as a building material. (TVG, 1:00) DIY March 6 8p, 11p; 11 2p; 13 4p Building Off the Grid: Underground Living Specialty builders design and build an earth-sheltered home off the grid in Colorado. (TVG, 1:00) DIY March 11 3p; 13 3p Building Off the Grid: Vail Log Cabin The Walker family rebuilds their 100-year-old mining cabin in the Colorado wilderness. (TVG, 1:00) DIY March 11 1p; 13 12p Bus Life Ever Charlie converts buses into amazing homes. (TVG, 1:00) DIY March 17 7a Epic American Castles America has its own castles and these kingdoms range from Medieval to modern, including dungeons. (TVG, 1:00) DEST March 20 4a Epic Backyards A look at some amazing backyards including ones with zip lines underwater caves. (TVG, 1:00) DEST March 20 5a Epic Houseboats The more adventurous homeowners opt for a home literally on the water. (TVG, 1:00) DEST March 13 12a Epic Pools Swimming pools are the new status symbols. (TVG, 1:00) DEST March 13 4a Epic Tech Homes Homes that follow voice commands, automatically trap intruders, feed the cat, shut off lights. (TVG, 1:00) DEST March 20 2a Feel Better With Pressure Point Therapy Therapy relieves a number of conditions, including headaches, joint stiffness and sinus pressure. (TVG, 1:01) KLVX March 12 3:30a Tiny House, Big Living: How Are They Now? After trading in traditional houses for tiny ones, homeowners adjust. (TVG, 1:00) DIY March 6 9a; 15 9a Tiny House Jamboree Tiny house enthusiasts return to the Tiny House Jamboree with their own tiny house in tow. (TVG, 1:00) DIY March 15 10a; 17 8a

Andrea Bocelli — Landmarks Live in Concert: A Great Performances Special Andrea Bocelli performs at the Palazzo Vecchio in Italy. (TVG, 1:30) KLVX March 8 8p; 11 6:30p; 16 8p; 18 4:30p, KPBS March 3 9p; 4 6p Bachman & Turner Randy Bachman and Fred Turner perform with Paul Shaffer; “Takin’ Care of Business.” (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 9 8a Bad Co - Live From The Bomb Factory Bad Company performs; songs include “Can’t Get Enough of Your Love,” “Bad Company” and more. (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 9 10a B.B. King With Special Guests Performing with Terrence Howard, Richie Sambora and Solange. (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 18 4p; 25 4p The Bee Gees One for All Tour — Live In Australia 1989 Barry, Robin and Maurice Gibb perform their greatest hits in a 1989 concert. (2:00) KLVX March 10 9p; 14 10p Ben Harper and Relentless 7 The multi-instrumentalist and singer-songwriter performs. (TV14, 1:05) AXSTV March 16 1:55p; 23 1:55p; 30 1:55p Best of the 2017 Loudwire Music Awards The best performances from the 2017 Loudwire Music Awards. (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 7 11p The Big Band Years (My Music) Big Band hits recorded in the 1930s and 1940s. (TVG, 2:00) KLVX March 10 4p Billy Currington and Nickel Creek The singer performs songs from “Doin’ Somethin’ Right.” (TV14, 1:10) AXSTV March 13 12:10p; 20 12:10p; 27 12:10p Brett Dennen: Live From the Fox Theatre The Oakdale, Calif., native performs an array of music from his five albums. (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 16 11:55a; 23 11:55a; 30 11:55a Brian Wilson and Friends: Live from The Venetian Co-founder of the Beach Boys, Brian Wilson, performs with special guests Blondie and Sebu Simonian. (TV14, 1:25) AXSTV March 1 10p; 2 7:35a; 4 11:30a; 10 12:30p, 4:30p, 9:30p The British Beat (My Music) Performances of British Invasion hits from the 1960s. (TVG, 2:00) KLVX March 9 10p Carole King Tapestry Live From Hyde Park, London Carole King performs her 1971 album “Tapestry” at the 2016 Summer Festival in London’s Hyde Park. (TVG, 1:30) KLVX March 18 8p Celtic Thunder X Celtic Thunder celebrates 10 years with a performance featuring Irish songs and classic hits. (TVG, 2:00) KLVX March 13 7:30p; 18 1p Celtic Woman — Homecoming: Ireland The female Irish group performs; songs include “My Heart Will Go On” and “Fields of Gold.” (1:30) KLVX March 8 9:30p; 17 2p; 18 11a, KPBS March 1 3:30a; 2 2a; 4 2a; 31 9p Chicago “Color My World”; “Feeling Stronger Everyday.” (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 9 7a Classical Rewind A visual and auditory look at classical masterpieces. (1:30) KLVX March 15 7:30p; 18 3p, KPBS March 23 12p; 24 10:30p; 25 2p; 31 5a CMA Fest 2017 Performances by some of country music’s hottest artists during the music festival in Nashville. (TVPG, 2:30) AXSTV March 6 7a, 2:30p Colt Ford: Crank It Up! Live at Wild Adventures The country singer performs in Valdosta, Ga. (TV14, 1:40) AXSTV March 13 1:20p; 20 1:20p; 27 1:20p Counting Crows The band celebrates 10 years by performing favorites. (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 7 7a

HORROR The Exorcist: Satan Inside A teenage boy’s parents are certain their son is consumed by evil. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 5 8a, 11a, 2p Witches Among Us When a family moves into farmhouse, it is confronted with angry apparitions that wreak havoc. (TVPG, 1:00) REELZ March 26 9a, 12p, 3p

MUSIC AC/DC: Dirty Deeds Using archive footage and music footage, this documentary chronicles the life of rock band AC/DC. (TV14, 1:15) AXSTV March 17 1:40p; 24 1:40p; 31 1:40p AC/DC Live at River Plate Documenting AC/DC’s Black Ice World Tour. (TV14, 1:10) AXSTV March 17 2:55p; 24 2:55p; 31 2:55p Alan Jackson Precious Memories The 12th studio album by country music artist, Alan Jackson; performance at the Ryman Auditorium. (TVG, 1:30) KPBS March 17 9p; 18 3:30p; 22 12p; 24 9p; 27 2a; 28 3:30a; 29 2a; 30 2a; 31 2a Alice Cooper Live From Austin Live at the Moody Theater in Austin, Texas. (TVPG, 1:45) AXSTV March 6 10:15p All My Friends: Celebrating the Songs & Voice of Gregg Allman Musicians honor Gregg Allman at the Fox Theatre in Atlanta. (TV14, 3:00) AXSTV March 4 1p, 11p; 15 11a; 22 11a; 29 11a Amy Winehouse: The Final Goodbye A Final Goodbye is an intimate look into the life and times of Amy Winehouse from her rise to pop. (TV14, 1:00) OVATN March 27 12a

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Cream: Farewell Concert A portrait of the band includes interviews with members and footage of its 1968 concert at London’s Royal Albert Hall. (1:35) AXSTV March 17 12:05p; 18 10:25a; 24 12:05p; 25 10:25a; 31 12:05p Cyndi Lauper “Unchained Melody”; “Walk on By”; “Time After Time”; “True Colors.” (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 12 11a; 19 11a; 26 11a David Gilmour: Live in Gdansk The musician performs in the Gdansk Shipyards in Poland. (TV14, 1:40) AXSTV March 14 1:20p; 21 1:20p; 28 1:20p Dierks Bentley Live From the Ryman Auditorium The singer performs; songs include “Draw Me a Map.” (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 13 11:10a; 20 11:10a; 27 11:10a Doo Wop Generations (My Music) Original Doo Wop performers reunite and perform. (2:30) KLVX March 3 6:30p; 4 1p; 6 9:30p, KPBS March 10 8p; 11 2:30p; 12 12a; 14 1a; 16 2:30a; 17 10:30a; 18 12a Ed Sullivan’s Rock and Roll Classics — The 60s (My Music) Performances of some of the biggest hits of the 1960s include those by the Beatles. (TVG, 2:00) KLVX March 17 10p Elton John: The Nation’s Favorite Song Elton John on his extraordinary career and his song writing partnership with lyricist Bernie Taupin. (1:30) REELZ March 12 5p, 7:30p Eric Clapton: Live in San Diego The San Diego show from Clapton’s 2007 world tour; featuring J.J. Cale, Derek Trucks and more. (TV14, 1:35) AXSTV March 8 2p An Evening With Lucia Micarelli Violinist Lucia Micarelli performs a concert that includes classical and fiddle music. (1:30) KLVX March 3 9p; 11 1:30p The Everly Brothers: Harmonies From Heaven Influence of Phil and Don Everly on musicians such as Art Garfunkel, Keith Richards and Graham Nash. (TVG, 1:30) KLVX March 17 6:30p Foreigner The band performs; songs include “Head Games,” “Night Life.” (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 10 8a George Jones, 50 Years of Hits: A Soundstage Special Event Emmylou Harris, Alan Jackson, Randy Travis. (TVG, 1:00) AXSTV March 18 5p; 19 12:55a; 25 5p; 26 12:55a Guns N’ Roses Appetite For Democracy - Live At The Hard Rock Casino The rock band performs a bevy of tunes including “November Rain” and “Chinese Democracy.” (TV14, 2:35) AXSTV March 1 8:25a, 2:25p; 9 2:25p Heart “Barracuda,” “Magic Man,” and “Crazy on You.” (TV14, 2:05) AXSTV March 17 10a; 24 10a; 31 10a An Intimate Evening with Willie and Merle A performance by Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard. (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 4 7p, 10p Jerry Garcia Symphonic Celebration featuring Warren Haynes Warren Haynes teams up with the Colorado Symphony Orchestra to pay tribute to Jerry Garcia. (TV14, 1:30) AXSTV March 8 7a Jimi Hendrix: Voodoo Child The life and works of Jimi Hendrix. (TVPG, 2:00) REELZ March 24 12p, 10p Joe Bonamassa — British Blues Explosion Live Guitarist Joe Bonamassa pays tribute to Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck and Jimmy Page. (1:30) KLVX March 5 10:30p John Butler Trio: Flesh & Blood in Concert: Headliner Club The Australian group performs at the Fonda Theatre in Los Angeles.

(TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 16 12:55p; 23 12:55p; 30 12:55p Johnny Mathis — Wonderful! Wonderful! (My Music Presents) Johnny Mathis performs a wide selection of classics in Atlantic City, N.J. (TVG, 2:00) KLVX March 17 8p Josh Groban Performances include “Machine” and “Awake.” (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 5 7a Joss Stone With Special Guest Mavis Staples The artists perform “I’ll Take You There.” (TV14, 1:05) AXSTV March 3 11:50a; 4 1a Kari Jobe: The Garden Kari Jobe shares how tragedy turned into triumph and led to her latest worship project. (TVG, :30) TBN March 7 9p; 8 10a; 14 9p; 15 10a; 21 9p; 22 10a Kylie: Kiss Me Once Kylie performs at they Hydro Arena in Glasgow; performances include “I Should Be So Lucky.” (TV14, 1:40) AXSTV March 12 1:20p; 19 1:20p; 26 1:20p Lawrence Welk: Precious Memories The musicians perform hymns, inspirational songs and gospel medleys at the Welk Resort Theater. (TVG, 2:00) KPBS March 3 6p; 4 9:30a; 24 6p; 25 7a Lindsey Buckingham With Special Guest Stevie Nicks Lindsey Buckingham performs hits with Stevie Nicks. (TV14, 1:05) AXSTV March 18 9:20a; 25 9:20a Lynyrd Skynyrd: One More for the Fans Peter Frampton, Cheap Trick, Gov’t Mule and many more celebrate the music of Lynyrd Skynyrd. (TV14, 1:55) AXSTV March 4 7a Magic Moments: The Best of 50s Pop Musicians of the 1950s reunite to perform their greatest hits. (TVG, 2:00) KLVX March 14 8p; 17 4p Matchbox Twenty Live North The Florida natives perform songs from all of their albums. (TV14, 1:30) AXSTV March 5 2:30p Mavis Staples: I’ll Take You There Celebrating 75 Years Eric Church, Gregg Allman and more honor Mavis Staples. (TV14, 2:00) AXSTV March 3 3p, 8p Merle Haggard Live at Billy Bob’s The country legend performs in Texas. (TV14, 2:05) AXSTV March 18 7p, 10:55p; 25 7p, 10:55p Michael McDonald: A Tribute to Motown Michael McDonald pays tribute to Motown. Re-edit of original concert. (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 3 1p; 4 12a The Monkees - Live From The Bomb Factory The Monkees continue their 50th anniversary tour. (TV14, :30) AXSTV March 10 11:30a, 3:30p, 11:30p Motörhead - Clean Your Clock Motörhead performs “Bomber,” “Ace of Spades,” “Overkill” and more. (TV14, 1:30) AXSTV March 7 7p, 9:30p Musicares Person of the Year 2014: Carole King Performers include Zac Brown, Lady Gaga and Steven Tyler. (TV14, 1:50) AXSTV March 3 7:10a The New York Cantors Three cantors perform sacred and secular songs at Amsterdam’s 17th-century Portuguese synagogue. (1:30) KLVX March 11 3p O.A.R. The band performs. (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 8 8:30a OneRepublic The band performs at the Chicago House of Blues. (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 7 3p Pavlo Live in Kastoria International recording artist Pavlo performs old favorites and new classics. (1:30) KLVX March 2 8p; 15 9p Peter Cetera With Special Guest Amy Grant Intimate concert with Peter Cetera and Amy Grant. (TV14, 1:05) AXSTV March 5 8a Peter Gabriel: Live in Verona - Taking the Pulse The former lead singer of Genesis performs with the New Blood Orchestra; directed

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by Ann Gabriel. (TV14, 1:50) AXSTV March 14 11:30a; 21 11:30a; 28 11:30a Queen: How They Broke Free Tracing the unlikely path to success of the band Queen. (1:00) REELZ March 12 6:30p, 9p Queen Rock the World A behind-the-scenes archive documentary follows Queen as they embark on a tour of North America. (1:30) KLVX March 3 10:30p REO Speedwagon The band performs classic hits; songs include “Keep on Loving You,” and “Take It on the Run.” (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 9 9a Rhythm, Love & Soul (My Music) Love songs of the 1960s and 1970s; performers include Gloria Gaynor, The Manhattans and Edwin Starr. (TVG, 2:00) KLVX March 9 8p; 12 8p Ringo Starr and His 2016 All Starr Band Ringo Starr performs songs from his solo career and his years with Beatles. (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 2 2p Rob Thomas: Live on the Rocks The artist performs at the Red Rocks Amphitheater. (TV14, 1:05) AXSTV March 5 9:05a Rock Rewind: 1967-1969 (My Music) Tommy James hosts a look back at the pop songs of the late 1960s, revealing rare, vintage TV clips. (1:30) KPBS March 18 6:30a; 19 12a, 12p; 20 1a; 21 2:30a; 22 3:30a; 23 1a; 24 3:30a ROCKWELL Performers include Robert Plant, Razorlight, Joss Stone, Tom Jones and David Gray. (TVPG, 1:00) AXSTV March 11 7p, 10p The Rolling Stones, Sticky Fingers at the Fonda Theatre The Rolling Stones perform at the historic Fonda Theatre in Hollywood. (2:00) KLVX March 4 10p Santana IV For the first time since 1973, Santana performs live at the House of Blues in Las Vegas. (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 8 4p; 15 2p; 22 2p; 29 2p 70s Soul Superstars (My Music) Singer Patti LaBelle hosts the gathering of Motown, R & B, soul and disco artists. (TVG, 2:30) KLVX March 10 6:30p; 13 9:30p Sheryl Crow The singer performs songs including “I Want You Back.” (TV14, :55) AXSTV March 4 2:05a The Story of James Brown An exploration of the life of one of the founders of funk music. (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 3 10a, 6p, 11p Sugarland: Twice the Speed of Life The band performs “Baby Girl” and “Something More.” (TV14, :45) AXSTV March 5 10:10a Tom Petty: Live From Gatorville The band performs; songs include “Don’t Come Around Here No More.” (TV14, 2:10) AXSTV March 11 11:30a Train Songs include “Meet Virginia,” and “She’s on Fire.” (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 7 2p Travis Tritt Hits include “Bonnie and Clyde,” and “Great Day.” (TV14, :50) AXSTV March 5 11:10p A Tribute to Les Paul - From Universal Studios Hollywood Slash, Joe Perry, Buddy Guy, Joe Satriani, Kenny Wayne Shephard, Steve Lukather and more perform. (TV14, 1:30) AXSTV March 11 10a 2018 IHEARTRADIO MUSIC AWARDS Awards honoring the year’s most popular music artists. (2:00) TBS March 11 5p, 7p, TNT March 11 5p, 7p, TRU March 11 5p, 7p The Wallflowers The band performs; songs include “6th Avenue Heartache,” and “The Difference.” (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 7 10a The Welk Stars: Through the Years Biographies of 18 solo and group artists from Lawrence Welk’s program. (TVG, 2:00) KLVX March 3 4p, KPBS March 17 6p; 18 8a Wilco The band performs “War on War” and “Jesus, etc.” (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 7 9a Willie Nelson The artist performs; songs include “Trouble in Mind,” and “Pistol Packin’ Mama.” (TV14, 1:00) AXSTV March 5 2a

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Willie Nelson Live at Billy Bob’s Willie Nelson performs at Billy Bob’s Texas. (TV14, 2:00) AXSTV March 11 11p

NATURE Amazing Animal Selfies What animals do when they think no one is watching. (TVPG, 1:00) NGWLD March 4 9a American Cougar Cougars struggle for survival in the Rocky Mountains. (TVPG, 1:00) NGWLD March 5 9a; 27 6p, 9p Climbing Redwood Giants Some redwoods are more than 350 feet tall, dwarfing the Statue of Liberty. (TVG, 1:00) NATGEO March 28 6p The Elephant King A power struggle between the males of an elephant herd. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 21 9p; 22 12a; 27 9a Elephants in the Room A unique family of elephants has made a yearly habit of walking through an African lodge. (TVG, 1:00) SMITH March 21 8p, 11p; 27 10a Game of Lions Following the lives of young male lions in the African bush and their potential to be king. (TVPG, 1:00) NGWLD March 3 11a Giant Pandas China’s mission to save the giant panda from extinction; releasing Tao Tao into the wild. (1:00) NGWLD March 16 12p Giants of the Deep Blue Going below the surface to look at whales. (1:00) NGWLD March 2 5a; 6 6p, 9p; 13 5a Hunt for the Shadow Cat Boone Smith and Howard Quigley learn more about the jaguars that rule the jungles of Belize. (1:00) NGWLD March 5 7a Killer Shrimp The powerful blows of the Mantis shrimp can crack a crab’s shell with a single blow. (TVG, 1:00) NGWLD March 22 7a Living with Man Eaters The efforts to resolve human-tiger conflict. (2:00) APL-E March 20 4p, APL March 20 7p Madagascar Madagascar was left untouched by man for 65 million years. (TVPG, 2:00) APL-E March 20 9p, APL March 21 12a Peru’s Hidden Rainforest A journey to the Manu Rainforest in Peru. (TVPG, 1:00) NGWLD March 23 2p Raw Alaska Incredible stories in Alaska: a skier gets caught in an avalanche; a man is run over by a buffalo. (TV14, 1:00) DISC March 16 3a, 4a River Jaws: Monster Catfish Underneath the peaceful surface of Europe’s waterways lies a hidden danger, the catfish. (TVPG, 1:00) NGWLD March 22 11a River Monsters Goes Tribal Jeremy Wade visits tribal fishermen in the South Pacific. (TVPG, 1:00) APL-E March 7 12a, APL March 7 3a River Monsters: Killer Sharks and Rays Ocean-dwelling predators bring their fearsome aggression into freshwater territories. (TVPG, 1:00) APL-E March 7 1a, APL March 7 4a River Monsters: Year of Beasts Jeremy Wade recalls his encounters with creatures from the fifth season of “River Monsters.” (1:00) APL-E March 28 2a, APL March 28 5a Wild Bahamas: Enchanted Seas Some fierce natural habitats are found past the white, sandy beaches of the Bahamas. (TVPG, 1:00) NATGEO March 25 10a, NGWLD March 9 6p, 9p; 16 5a; 20 6p, 9p; 23 12p; 27 5a Wild Madagascar An island that is home to creatures found nowhere else. (TVPG, 1:00) NATGEO March 4 1p

OUTDOOR Alaska’s Glacier Bay Animals of Glacier Bay in southeast Alaska are tied to the migration and life cycle of salmon. (TVPG, 1:00) NGWLD March 2 2p Country Justice Riding shotgun with the brave sheriffs of West Virginia and their K-9 partners. (TV14, 1:00) APL-E March 8 11p, APL March 9 2a

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Man v. Lion Veteran cat expert Boone Smith tracks three male lions across the Nambiti Game Reserve. (TVPG, 1:00) NGWLD March 5 11a River Fox Traveling along the banks of the Guadalquivir River, a lone fox seeks safer ground. (TVG, 1:00) NGWLD March 30 7a

PARANORMAL Ghost Asylum: The Beginning A team of five ghost hunters investigates the case of a family haunted by a spirit. (TVPG, 1:00) DEST March 14 7a Ghost Asylum: The Exorcist House Follow along as the team investigates the most haunted home in America. (TV14, 1:00) DEST March 14 6a

PERFORMING ARTS Madea’s Big Happy Family A woman tries to tell her family about her terminal illness. (3:00) BET March 17 8p; 18 5p

REALITY Anaconda : Silent Killer Exploring the anaconda of the Amazon rainforest. (TVPG, 1:00) NGWLD March 23 11a Barn Sweet Home: 1860s Barn Lake Home Doug Morgan turns an 1860s barn on the verge of collapse into a stunning lakeside home. (TVG, 1:00) DIY March 7 3p; 25 12p Buying Log Cabins: Million Dollar Log Castles A couple with a budget of $1.5 million searches for their dream log mansion. (TVG, :30) DEST March 27 5a Buying Log Cabins: Mountain Log Homes Newlyweds Matt and Genevieve look for their first home. (TVG, :30) DEST March 27 5:30a Conjoined Twins: Miracle Separation Doctors and nurses at Texas Children’s Hospital work for months to separate conjoined twins. (TVPG, 1:00) TLC March 12 7p; 13 2:08a Conjoined Twins: Separation Anxiety Maria and Theresa Tapia have come to Richmond, Va., to see if doctors can safely separate them. (TVPG, 1:00) TLC March 12 8p; 13 1:08a; 20 11a Devil’s Highway Brave tow-truck drivers on Donner Pass in the Sierra Nevada Mountains rescue stranded motorists. (TV14, 1:00) NATGEO March 1 10a Killing Bigfoot The Gulf Coast Bigfoot Research Organization heads out on a mission to find and kill a bigfoot. (TV14, 1:00) DEST March 24 6a My Leg Weighs 200 Pounds A man who has a leg that weighs more than 200 pounds seeks a diagnosis. (TV14, 1:00) TLC March 8 11a River Monsters: Top Ten Beasts Extreme angler Jeremy Wade recalls the 10 biggest, baddest catches of his career. (TVPG, 1:00) APL-E March 14 2a, APL March 14 5a 600 Pound Mom A woman wants to have weight-loss surgery that will free her from self-imprisonment in her home. (TVPG, 1:00) TLC March 23 11a

RELIGIOUS The Angelus From the Grotto of the Annunciation in Nazareth Recitation of the Angelus from the site of the Annunciation. (TVG, :20) EWTN March 7 12:30a; 14 1:30a; 21 1:30a; 28 12:30a Behold the Man: The Shroud of Turin Socumenting the Shroud of Turin. (1:00) TBN March 15 1a The Case for Christ’s Resurrection Investigating the historical record and evidence to determine the likelihood of the resurrection. (1:00) TBN March 6 1a

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Celebrate Easter with Donnie McClurkin TBN special programming at Easter. (TVG, 1:00) TBN March 11 1a; 17 11p; 22 1a CELEBRATE ST. PATRICK A musical program that celebrates the life of St. Patrick. (TVG, 1:00) EWTN March 17 12p CELEBRATION OF THE LORD’S PASSION FROM ROME The Solemn Celebration of the Lord’s Passion with Pope Francis, live from Vatican City. (TVG, 2:30) EWTN March 30 8a Changed Lives: Miracles of the Passion Mel Gibson’s “The Passion of the Christ.” (2:00) TBN March 18 1a; 24 11p; 29 1a CHRISM MASS IN ROME WITH POPE FRANCIS Pope Francis celebrates the Chrism Mass, live from Rome. (TVG, 2:30) EWTN March 29 12:30a CLOSING MASS OF 24 HOURS FOR THE LORD From the Basilica of the National Shrine. (TVG, :30) EWTN March 10 3:30p, 4p Dominic - Light of the Church Saint Dominic was a renowned preacher who was a tireless defender of the Faith. (TVPG, 1:30) EWTN March 17 5p; 18 10:30p EASTER VIGIL MASS Pope Francis celebrates the Easter Vigil Mass from Rome. (TVG, 2:30) EWTN March 31 11:30a, 5p The Holy Winding Sheet: Exploring the Shroud of Turin A contemporary look at the history of the linen believed to be the burial cloth of Christ. (TVG, 1:00) EWTN March 26 6a; 27 12a; 31 5a Jesus: Who Do Men Say That I Am? The identity of the man known as Jesus of Nazareth. (1:00) TBN March 3 10:30p; 13 1a John Paul II and the Sick: The Value of Suffering Pope John Paul II travels the world with his message. (TVG, :30) EWTN March 27 7p; 29 11p Joyce Meyer: Unshakeable Trust Remaining secure in God through uncertain times. (TVG, :30) TBN March 3 6p; 10 6p; 17 6p; 24 6p; 31 6p The Life and Times of Sister Faustina Helena Kowalska, now known as Blessed Sister Mary Faustina, “The Apostle of Divine Mercy.” (TVG, 1:00) EWTN March 31 9p Life of Christ: A Holy Land Pilgrimage The Gospels come to life in a journey through the sites of Christ’s history changing ministry. (TVG, 1:00) EWTN March 26 1p; 29 7:30p Litany of St. Joseph Inspirational litany asking the prayers of Saint Joseph, the foster Father of Jesus. (TVG, :12) EWTN March 7 4:48a; 14 4:48a; 21 4:48a; 28 4:50a Litany of the Sacred Heart The Franciscan Missionaries of the Eternal Word pray the Litany of the Sacred Heart. (TVG, :12) EWTN March 2 12:48p; 4 6:15a, 10:10a, 10:10p; 9 12:48p; 11 6:15a, 10:10a, 10:10p; 16 12:48p; 18 6:15a, 10:10a, 10:10p; 23 12:48p; 25 6:15a, 10:10p LITURGY OF THE LORD’S PASSION Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigano presides, with homilist and celebrant Rev. Msgr. Walter R. Rossi. (TVG, 2:30) EWTN March 30 11:30a Love, Agony and Hope: A Journey Into the Lives of Jesus and Mary on Holy Thursday and Good Friday A narrated concert of the Passion of Jesus, the Last Supper. (TVG, 1:00) EWTN March 25 4p MARIAN PROCESSION FROM THE HOLY LAND A monthly Rosary Procession from Nazareth. (1:00) EWTN March 3 12p OPENING MASS OF 24 HOURS FOR THE LORD From the Basilica of the National Shrine. (TVG, :30) EWTN March 8 3:30p, 4p PALM SUNDAY WITH THE FRANCISCAN MISSIONARIES OF THE ETERNAL WORD The Franciscan Missionaries of the Eternal Word celebrate. (TVG, 1:15) EWTN March 25 5a, 9p PRAYING WITH JESUS IN THE GARDEN OF OLIVES A Holy Hour with

MOVIES the Franciscan Custodians of the Holy Land. From Jerusalem, Israel. (TVG, 1:30) EWTN March 29 11a Prophecies of the Passion Explore millennia of Bible revelation and it’s fulfillment through the life & death of Jesus Christ. (TVPG, 1:00) TBN March 1 1a; 20 1a Resurrection Concert The California Baptist University Choir and Orchestra performs in El Cajon, Calif. (1:00) TBN March 8 1a; 25 1a; 31 11p Rising From the Ashes Healey International Foundation brings hope to Sierra Leone. (TVG, :30) EWTN March 14 2:30p, 11:30p Solemn Mass of Palm Sunday The Solemn Mass of Palm Sunday from the BNSIC. (TVG, 1:30) EWTN March 25 9a SOLEMN MASS OF PALM SUNDAY FROM ROME WITH POPE FRANCIS Pope Francis celebrates the Solemn Mass of Palm Sunday. (TVG, 3:00) EWTN March 25 1a, 5p SOLEMN MASS OF ST. JOSEPH, HUSBAND OF THE VIRGIN MARY WITH THE MFVA FRIARS The Franciscan Missionaries of the Eternal Word celebrate the Solemn Mass of St. Joseph. (TVG, 1:30) EWTN March 19 9a, 9p Stations of the Cross Presented by Comunita’ Cenacolo Men and women from Comunitá Cenacolo reenact Christ’s passion in the Stations of the Cross. (TVG, 1:30) EWTN March 30 1a T.D. Jakes & John Gray: Seizing Your Purpose Sharing powerful truth on walking in destiny. (TVPG, :30) TBN March 7 10a; 14 10a; 21 10a That I May See The Sermon on the Mount; the miracles of Jesus. (TVG, 1:00) EWTN March 24 9p; 26 12:30a Tokimane Profiling the people of the Diocese of Tshumbe in the Democratic Republic of the Congo. (TVPG, :30) EWTN March 13 2:30p, 11:30p Twelve Ordinary Men The story of the apostles of Jesus and how their amazing devotion and sacrifice changed the world. (1:00) TBN March 27 1a WAY OF THE CROSS FROM ROME Pope Francis presides over The Stations of the Cross. (TVG, 1:30) EWTN March 30 5p, 11:30p Who Has Believed: A Meditation From Isaiah Passages from Isaiah reflecting on salvation, the Crucifixion and sin’s consequences. (TVG, 1:00) EWTN March 25 12a; 28 2a; 29 9p

SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY Building Star Trek The influence that the original “Star Trek” series has had on the world. (TVPG, 2:00) SMITH March 22 1p; 24 9p; 25 12a Drain the Great Lakes Computer-generated imagery is used to reveal hidden secrets of North America’s Great Lakes. (TVG, 1:00) NATGEO March 19 3p Drain the Titanic Digitally draining water from the sea around where the Titanic sank to better explore the wreck. (1:00) NATGEO March 19 7p Ghost Ships of the Great Lakes 20 miles off Milwaukee, Brendon Baillod and a team of divers discover the wreck of one of Lake Michigan’s lost queens. (TVG, 1:00) NATGEO March 19 10a How to Clone a Woolly Mammoth A well-preserved woolly mammoth found in Siberia. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 7 1p; 18 1p; 20 2p; 25 4a Memory Rescue With Daniel Amen, MD The award-winning psychiatrist, neuroscientist and author demonstrates ways to strengthen memory. (TVG, 1:30) KPBS March 3 8a; 4 3:30p; 5 12p; 18 6p; 24 5a; 25 10:30a

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Cable Specials Monster Squid: The Giant Is Real Footage of where the giant squid lives is revealed. (TVPG, 2:00) APL-E March 6 4p, APL March 6 7p Yellowstone Supervolcano A supervolcano brewing beneath Yellowstone National Park could be the worst natural disaster. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 7 3p; 18 6p; 20 4p; 25 2a

SPORTS BIG EAST TOURNAMENT POSTGAME Analysis and review of the championship game. (:30) FOX March 10 5:30p High Performance Road Trip 2017 Jared, Bruno and Rachel check out the latest products and innovations at the 2017 SEMA Show. (TVPG, 1:00) VEL March 25 9a High Performance Throw Down Two lucky winners from Velocity’s “Do It for Me” contest receive a complete vehicle makeover. (TVG, 1:00) VEL March 25 10a International Auto Show From Detroit. (1:00) NBCS March 2 10a SEMA: Battle of the Builders 4 The automotive industry’s top builders face off in an all-out battle for supremacy. (TVPG, 1:00) VEL March 10 4p; 31 4p Warren Miller’s Flow State Warren Miller’s 63rd annual ski and snowboard film. (1:41) EFAMLY March 9 3:23a; 25 3:55a, MPLEX March 15 1:41a, 11:59a; 20 4:48a Warren Miller’s Ticket to Ride Skiers Seth Westcott, Ted Ligety, Julia Mancuso, Colby West. (1:43) MPLEX March 6 7:09a

TRAVEL Castle Ghosts of Ireland Actor Robert Hardy investigates ghost stories. (TVG, 1:00) DEST March 25 6a Epic Private Islands Personal island paradises include a private Florida Key with a pier and a Frank Lloyd Wright house. (TVG, 1:00) DEST March 13 5a Malaysia 370: The Plane That Vanished The disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 20 7p; 29 9p; 30 12a; 31 12p Rick Steves’ Europe: Great German Cities Rick Steves explores the German cities of Hamburg, Dresden, Leipzig, Frankfurt and Nuremberg. (TVG, 2:00) KLVX March 11 11:30a Rick Steves’ Heart of Italy Touring the Italian heartland, from Umbria to Cinque Terre. (TVG, 1:00) KPBS March 14 11p; 21 11p Rick Steves Special: European Easter A spring journey through Spain, Slovenia, Italy and Greece at Easter. (TVG, 1:30) KLVX March 4 4p; 10 2p; 18 9:30a Rick Steves Special: The Holy Land, Israelis and Palestinians Today Holy Land sites include Jerusalem and Tel Aviv in Israel; Hebron, Bethlehem and Ramallah, Palestine. (TVG, 2:00) KPBS March 4 6:30a; 11 11a; 17 7a; 25 12p Rudy Maxa’s World: The Taste of Japan Exploring Japanese cuisine in Tokyo, the island of Hokkaido and the southern island of Kyushu. (TVG, 1:00) KLVX March 25 7:30a

WEATHER Asian Tsunami: The Deadliest Wave Eyewitness accounts of the 2004 Asian tsunami. (TVPG, 1:00) SMITH March 1 1a; 6 8a; 18 5p Nepal Quake: Terror on Everest Footage on the Nepal earthquake of April 2015. (TV14, 1:00) SMITH March 18 4p

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