Super Goofballs Trading Cards

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Amazing Techno Dude Age:

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Raised by wild TVs, so it’s anyone’s programming guess

Super Power:

A super mysterious, all encompassing techno power, super remote control included

Hobbies: Saving the world and inventing stuff Ultimate Goal: To find a sidekick to boss around, er . . . to save the world with

Hates: Having so many super goofball roommates Super secret: OK, maybe he kinda likes having the goofballs around . . . sometimes. Shh! Illustrations © 2007 by Peter Hannan www.harpercollinschildrens.com Permission to reproduce and distribute this page has been granted by the copyright holder, HarperCollinsPublishers. All rights reserved.

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Stats Age: Old years eight and hundred one (least at) Super Power: Backwards everything does and says and travel time

Hobbies: Nut exercise backwards a she’s Best Idea Ever: Roommates in take to! Battle cry: “Backward . . . Onward!”

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Mighty Tighty Whitey

Stats Super Power:

He can catapult himself anywhere with his super stretchiness— thwannnnnng!

Super Family: Mum is the Battlin’ Bra of Birmingham, Dad is Jumpin’ Jack Jockstrap, Cousin is Terrifyin’ Tubesock Lad

Catchphrase: “Fantastic, Elastic, Sarcastic!” Super Secret: He used to live in Amazing Techno Dude’s underwear drawer

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Frankenstein Punster’s . . . Super Power: Pummels the bad guys with puns Pet Peeve: When a certain paranormal parakeet ruins his jokes!

Favorite Roommate: Wonder Boulder (He rocks!) Pooky the Paranormal Parakeet’s . . . Super Power: Sees the future and reads minds Catchphrase: “I knew you were going to say that!” Super Secret: She doesn’t have any . . . but she knows all of yours!

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Stats Who They Are: Biff and Smiff How to Tell Them Apart: Biff has a

high voice, Smiff a low one—talk about perfect harmony!

Super Power: Incredible super strength, times two!

Hidden Super Talent: Something

involving their diaper . . . not yet revealed!

Super Soft Spot: Can’t resist a bottle Illustrations © 2007 by Peter Hannan www.harpercollinschildrens.com Permission to reproduce and distribute this page has been granted by the copyright holder, HarperCollinsPublishers. All rights reserved.

SuperSass CuteGirl

Stats AGE: Teenager (like, a really, like, cute one) Super Power: Always gets her way through

super sassiness and cuteness. Have you seen her Super Pout?

Hates: Like, sharing her room, especially with a bird

Hobby: Shopping (like, duh!) Really, Really Wants: A ride to the mall, like now

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Stats What Is He?: A big ol’ block of granite with a cape

Super Power: An instant rock army at your service with his Hyper-Gravelization power

Hobby: Smashing things to bits Can’t Resist: A good game of Rock, Paper, Scissors gets him every time

Wonder Boulder

Hidden Talent: Even better than born to

rock, he was born a rock . . . and is surprisingly musical Illustrations © 2007 by Peter Hannan www.harpercollinschildrens.com Permission to reproduce and distribute this page has been granted by the copyright holder, HarperCollinsPublishers. All rights reserved.

Super Vacation Man

Stats Super Ensemble: Red swimsuit and Hawaiian shirt

Super Power: Super surfboardin’, super fishin’, super lazin’ by the pool, etc.

Super catchphrase: “Anytime and anywhere, call for help and I’ll be there. I promise!”

Really, Really Wants: To go on a—zip, pop, zowie—vacation, and not have to save the world for once

Has a Soft Spot For: Blunder Mutt Illustrations © 2007 by Peter Hannan www.harpercollinschildrens.com Permission to reproduce and distribute this page has been granted by the copyright holder, HarperCollinsPublishers. All rights reserved.

Stats

Super Power: The dumbest, bravest super lunatic ever

Special Job: Dah o’fishy phone answer-er (The Official Phone Answerer)

Favorite Pastime:

Having his super

belly rubbed

Super Talent: Playing the drums . . . with his face

Proudest Moment: Being named Super Vacation Man’s sidekick

Blunder Mutt

Best Friend: Man Illustrations © 2007 by Peter Hannan www.harpercollinschildrens.com Permission to reproduce and distribute this page has been granted by the copyright holder, HarperCollinsPublishers. All rights reserved.

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Stats Sleazeball Superchart Status: In the top ten and rising quickly

Super Power: Flatulence—horrible, faintinducing flatulence

Sidekick to: Queen Smellina the Shrieking Stinkbug of Stench

Super Secret: Really wants to be a super goofball roommate

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Stats Sleazeball Superchart Status: Number one for 137+ weeks in a row

Super Power: Hurls Hyper-Bad Breath Rays Dastardly Drawback: Falls for musclebound lover bugs

Hates: Breath mints, chewing gum, dentists, and peppermint sticks

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Stats Sleazeball Superchart Status:

Just hit the superchart, gaining ground by the minute

Super Power: “The Evil Finger Shake of Shame” Ultimate goal: To bring about the death of fun Loves: Lemons, limes, rotten lemons, rotten limes Drives: The fancy, moldy, golden green luggage cart

Mondo Grumpo

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